#probably won't tho

[collapsedsquid]

Trump just endorsed Jim Jordan for speaker, Jim Jordan has previously promised that he won't vote to fund the government until the Trump investigations end, we may finally get a chance to answer the question "How long can a government shutdown last before the Joint Chiefs depose the Speaker of the House?"

#probably won't tho

[d0rky-0utfits]

Tempted to get back into mlb but like only for Chloe

#ratposting #probably won't tho

[sourtomatola]

Guys, I have 7 more comics planned for season two of my stalker Y/N Au...

#I'm okay I'm just a little tired and should walk away from my laptop. #Probably won't tho #I'll give myself 10 minutes #then call it a night

[piecrust432]

I need to clean my Pinterest boards like they're all so random. I wanna be an organized girly frfr.

#aesthetically shitty #aesthetically pleasing #cottagecore #soft girl #probably won't tho #i can always dream #may my delulu come trulu

[maydayprkr]

the city is having their comic con thing and ... I would like to go........

#personal post #probably won't tho

[crow-writes-things]

Yesod doxxes you (REAL) (3AM) (GONE SEXUAL)

Summary: Yesod finds out you called him a slut and doxxes you on twitter dot com 

Fandom: Lobotomy corporation 

Warnings: Swearing, like a lot of swearing, doxxing I guess, the very existence of twitter itself 

Notes: After approximately one minute of speculating, I have decided that the best way to dip my feet into actually writing canon characters is to make a crackfic. Sorry about this one 

You were busy fucking around and dying multiple times in Splatoon three Salmon run, when you suddenly got a Discord notification, so you check it out and it’s your bestie, Nameless Employee 420, telling you to check Twitter! So you do, only to see someone posted your entire home address with the caption “@ Gebura go get this motherfucker”! You check who posted it and it was Yesod! You wondered why he’d do something like this, but then you remembered when you were talking to your other bestie, Nameless Employee 69, and realize he must've been using his super spy snakes to listen in on your convo where you called him a slut! That or Nameless Employee 69 snitched on you like a bitchass motherfucker. Suddenly, Gebura drives a stolen car directly into the side of your house and kills you, despite being on the second floor.

#might tag as lobcorp later if I feel up to it #probably won't tho #reminder that this is supposed to be cringe #crack fanfic #big words used on purpose because why not

[kitsune-kintsugi]

impulse to block all my friends and k1// myself never letting them know what happened to me go brrrr :'D

#i really just want to dissapear #that's close enough right? #probably won't tho #probably

[wyvernity]

been thinking about the sinnohtrio lately......plus misc other stuff

also, casual ko-fi drop!! get something in this sketchy style starting at $10 woop woop

#finally decided to do a commission test run u_u #pokemon #trainer lyra #trainer kris #trainer dawn #trainer lucas #rival barry #rival silver #ayalumi #hisuian zorua #luxio #timeskip tag #rkgk #anyway it's sinnoh time !!! #still figuring out their designs and lore but this works for now #god's specialest little guys & their very normal bestfriend who they would kill/die for. up to interpretation who is killing/dying #dawn is the platinum protag who meets giratina and becomes champion #distortion world affected her way more than compared to cynthia and cyrus since she's still a developing kid. but hey cool ghost hair! #4-5 yrs later lucas gets blasted to hisui..lost his memory for the three years he's there and when arceus sends him back he's just like Man #the entire time barry is CHILLING PLAYING HAVING FUN #and forever worried abt his friends ): dawn & lucas are soo nonchalant about what happened to them it's a bit concerning to everyone else #design comments umm the only thing that matters is that they still have their og scarves 👍 #and i guesss these are spring/summer outfits. winter dawn gets leggings and big coat ok. she already has too much yin energy #btw i use the cleanse tag as the direct opposition to the spell tag even tho that's probably not a real thing LOL) #oh yea barry wears the tower master ribbon 24/7. tower tycoon in training and won't shut up about it (i love him) #character dynamics i will talk abt that in another post if i feel like it... these days i just want to go replay pla aughh

[lotus-pear]

i think you guys are onto smth..

i unironically got invested in this HELP

#WHERES THE FIC AT IF SOMEONE WRITES THIS I WILL PAY THEM A HUNDRED DOLLARS😭😭 #kunikida serving the country while dazai's serving cunt😔 #dazai was born to malewife but forced to manipulate and i think that's the greatest tragedy of bsd #anyway some facts i would like to share abt this au thay i came up w while drawing!! #takes place in 1939 (start of wwii) and there was a mandatory draft that required one male over eighteen from each house to serve #both of them are still twenty two and had been engaged for abt two years before getting married that year #newlyweds! unfortunately kuni had to go fight and they were seperated :( #before the war kunikida was a math teacher at the local high school and dazai obviously managed the household and didn't work #he's hopeless at cooking and meal prep even w recipie books so they either get those prepackaged meals or kuni makes dinner when he gets ba #so like when he's making lunch for kunikida he normally just packs a basic sandwich w raw fruit #kunikida always appreciates the effort even tho hes probably sick of having the same thing everyday but he won't complain abt it #when kunikida joined the army he was relieved that the mess hall had better food than dazai #he was the only one in his platoon that never complained abt the food so his fellow soldiers assumed it was bc he came from a tough bg #when in reality he was just used to being poisoned on a daily basis from his dumbass husbands cooking and was hardly fazed from army ration #they write to each other although its more dazai sending and kuni receiving bc hes off fighting and doesnt have time to write back #dazai talks abt life on the homefront and how he has to grow a victory garden (everything is DYING HE CANT EVEN RAISE TOMATOES) #and kuni writes abt his fellow soldiers and how the war is going and when he thinks he'll be home and how he misses sleeping in a bed #ANYWAY yea thought i'd share sry for infodumping in the tags again #this post is for like the four ppl that care abt this specific flavor of knkdz so hopefully this gets four notes at least #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #dazai osamu #osamu dazai #kunikida doppo #doppo kunikida #kunikidazai #knkdz #lotus draws #bro sry for posting at two in the morning i couldnt sleep until i got this out of my head they have infested my brain

[madootles]

it’s always october 3rd somewhere

#I cannot stop drawing them #it's fun so fun #shout out to everyone who follows me who has been enduring the last month of this with me #i'm sure it won't last forever but it's nice to want to draw something for once so I will continue to lean into it :-) #edward elric #alphonse elric #fma 03 #fma 2003 #fullmetal alchemist #fmab #although I haven't seen brotherhood in like a decade and I don't even know if I finished it then #it's weird... I vividly remembered 03 but I definitely remember things that I remember from fmab that aren't in 03 #this is barely a sentence... u get it tho #anyway brotherhood #maybe I'll watch it soon idk #I should just read the manga probably #ed's BIG BOOTS #look at them #al in the outfit #idk man cos .... breaks my fucking heart #you really need some recovery time after watching 03 #it's just brutal #this brush has quickly become my favorite i am obsessed clearly #sketch scribble!!!!!! #also I know their eyes aren't dark ok but they are here #ed and al #automail #ok love u bye

[mattodore]

playing with dionte's hair bc i'm procrastinating

#river dipping #dionte duval #lykos #ts4 #i do really love how dionte and nicholas kinda have a b4b (bald for bald) thing going on.... but that first hair........ #he looks so good... the urge to keep it is gonna make me develop a twitch under my eye... #i love the shadows the locs add btw like i personally loveee when hair creators add shading #like the DRAMAAA it adds!!! #also don't look too closely at him here bc i actually haven't updated him yet hence no proper edit of him (tho i probably won't change much #i'm really just supposed to be cleaning out the hundreds!! of duplicate households in my library dkhjnkfgh i just. get so distracted #i also have to fix mattodore's households bc i think i accidentally deleted the updated version of them at 20... #like there are multiple other saves?? but they're all with matthias's old chin??? like literally WHERE did the updated version go #so i need to clean out my library from the top down and fix their sims #i really messed my sleep schedule up the day before yesterday when i was working on those edits of delphi btw #but i did enjoy rewatching secretary and watching charade while staying up all night to do them <3 #also listened to the first two chapters of freedom is a constant struggle! editing may take me forever but i do do other things as i do it #...........talking a lot in these tags bc i'm seriously procrastinating jdkhnf i do NOT ! want to clean through my library it's a mess #OH. ALSO GOOD MORNING I FORGOT TO SAY THAT ‼️ #seeing this again two days later and seeing the amount of notes....... y'all weren't meant to reblog this kjhdkfjhndkjgnh #now i'm like damn... is there any reason to make his intro edit like i did for ria and delphi 😭😭😭😭😭

[venusaur-propaganda]

Drawing Venusaur with every Pokemon pt. Latias

#a little parting gift for her as she flies off 💚 #it probably won't last long tho 😋 #venusaur #latias #pokemon #pokemon sword and shield #pokemon scarlet and violet #the teal mask #the indigo disk #digital painting #fanart #artists on tumblr #digital art #art challenge #🌺

[titenoute]

Being on the run does that to a mofo. Inspired by @djsherriff-responses 's excellent point about Rayman being blonder than his previous iterations and making him more white passing.

So what if, he is ALSO a red head in this version and was obligated bleach his hair, to be more 'acceptable' for EDEN's propaganda before he defected .

#captain laserhawk #rayman #ramon #Probably won't happen in the show coz there's still the possibility he keeps a more 'Rayman' appearance for stealth #tho I'll be honest #I hope he won't be as important in S2 #look I love Ramon and I'm so happy of what they did with him #but he kind of shadowed Dolph aka the actual protagonist #let the twink have more character arc he needs it

[oneiroy]

#ffxiv #gpose #ryssrael #femroe #fish knife and carabiner :) just for her!!! #these mashed up pants are now my favorite thing #i need to try to do the same thing with the skyworker pants #i'll keep toying with them... probably turn one of the pitons into a rusted key #maybe there won't be any pitons at the end vkfdvbsdfjkb i'll see #i do like the pitons tho...

[satans-knitwear]

I need to pick out some outfits for the weekend but I don't even know where to start 🤔🎀

Treat me ~ Tip Me ~ More of me

*adds cat ears* there. Done.

#I am probably going to need your help with this. I'll try posting some options in a bit. I managed to do my makeup tho!! #I feel so desperately alone and depressed so I am very glad I didn't cancel my weekend with the besties #We're meeting up in a cute historic city and just chilling for a night #I very much need that reminder that life is worth it rn #But at the same time I don't wanna go bc my fluffy baby still won't be waiting for me when I get back #I haven't left the house in weeks. It's gonna be rough #satans knitwear #alt pinup #bi girl #uk girl #wlw

[o0corruptedghoul0o]

I was sitting around six hours in cas to create him, I want to curl up into a potato

#sims 4 #ts4 #simpic #mysim #oc:aiden #it's been a while since I made a proper oc #his name is Aiden btw #hair is a work in progress #probably won't release it tho