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omg-im-such-a-masochist · 1 year

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Is it possible I could request a sexting hc with rhea ripley x fem!reader?

Maso’s Krampus Christmas 2022

Oh yes, it is 😈 *unedited, not that anyone cares anyways. We’re here for the good stuff not for the Pulitzer 😌*

Tag: @theworldofotps , @writtingrose , @aerynscrichton , @daddyhausen , @damnnhausen , @unoficialy-married-to-ace-austin , @sophiewolfheart-blog , @sultryfandoms , @new-zealand-chic , @crowleysqueenofhell , @thealliasylum , @legit9thlunaticwarrior , @baysexuality , @josiewrites , @seeingstarks , @sldghmmr , @irish-newzealand-idian-dutch , @whenimakeitshine1234 , @blaquekittycat

You spotted Rhea across the room beside the same redhead she had arrived with. The girl was beautiful: copper hair, bright green eyes framed by a heavy brown smokey eye, soft freckles all over her face, warm smile…she was beautiful and you knew that was the exact reason why Rhea chose to bring her.

She wanted to ignite that flamin hot burn of jealousy within you, but you already knew her game, so you just laughed when Damian leaned against the wall beside you “They’re not really together, y’know?”

“I didn’t ask anything” You shrugged before taking a sip of your champagne. His dark eyes were glued to your features, trying to look for any sign of annoyance “I felt like you needed some sort of explanation”.

A soft smile coated your lips as you looked up at him “She’s petty, immature, a mocker, completely childish, has temper issues and thinks the world revolves around her. So of course she would bring the most beautiful woman she could find to try to get a reaction from me. I know it all too well, Damian. You don’t need to explain me anything, even though I know you have good intentions”

“I tried to advise her against it, but you know how she is” He took a deep sigh “I don’t think it’s fair to you though. You deserve better”

“Better…like you?” You teased, knowing he had a crush on you ever since you met, before you started dating Rhea

“In an alternative universe, yes” Damian laughed “But not on this one”. You got closer to him and placed your hand on his chest, before leaning closer until your lips almost brushed against his chin “Wanna bet that she’ll text me any minute now?” The confident smirk on your lips only made him chuckle “How are you so sure of it?”. And as if by coincidence, your phone beeped with a text, “Name your price, Priest” You teased as he grinned “U$100,00”

“Get ready to open your wallet then” Taking your phone from your black clutch purse, you aimed the screen on his face, letting him read it first hand.

A faint “Damn it!” left his lips when his eyes caught the glimpse of Rhea’s name on the screen. And as Damian reached for the wallet in his back pocket, you read her text:

Mami🌶🔥: What the hell are you doing with Priest?! I thought he wasn’t your type. Did you lie to me this entire time? Was this your plan from the beginning? Get both of us?

My Forever🍯🖤: Down, girl! What I do with my life does not concern you anymore since we’re not together, remember? 🤨

Mami🌶🔥: Oi! I don’t like the attitude 😠

My Forever🍯🖤: Good thing you don’t have to like shit 😝. As a matter of fact, you should worry about your new girl, Ripley. Not me 😉

Mami🌶🔥: She means nothing to me, she’s not you and she never will be.

My Forever🍯🖤: Strong choice of words for someone who was just laughing along with anything she said 🤔

Mami🌶🔥: Jealous? 😏

My Forever🍯🖤: Should I remind you who texted who first? 😌

Mami🌶🔥: You deserve a slap in your mouth for that one 👋

My Forever🍯🖤: And who’ll be brave enough to do it? You? 🤨 Please, don’t make me laugh 😒

Mami🌶🔥: Why don’t you meet me in the bathroom so I can remind you just how well I can shut your mouth 😏

My Forever🍯🖤: I don’t think copper girl would like that 🤷‍♀️

Mami🌶🔥: Idgaf about copper girl

My Forever🍯🖤: Bet she’d be upset about that 🥺

Mami🌶🔥: Are you really gonna make me remind you of every single detail in order for you to come *along and in my mouth 🤪*?

My Forever🍯🖤: 🤔🤷‍♀️

Mami🌶🔥: Come to the bathroom with me…I miss you 😢 I miss your body, your lips…your pussy 👅

My Forever🍯🖤: I know you can do better than that 😒🙄

From where you stood, you saw Rhea huff a laugh before her name flashed on your phone screen.

Mami🌶🔥: I miss your scent, the way you moan my name, the way you arch your back when I hit that sweet spot inside you, the way you cry and beg me to make you cum when I eat you out. I miss tasting that sweet pussy, miss tracing your curves with my tongue. Last night I kept replaying our last time together…you straddling my thigh, rubbing yourself against me, my hand around your throat, choking you enough to make you smile. You placed my hand on your tits and asked me to play with them and make you cum like a good little girl…is that what you want, baby? Want me to make you cum again? 😈”

My Forever🍯🖤: Yes 🤤💦

Rhea smirked and stood up from the table, her eyes locked with yours across the room and she placed a toothpick on the side of her lips.

Her gaze never looked away from yours and when she brushed her shoulder against yours, she whispered “I can’t wait to feel that tight pussy around my fingers”

#rhea ripley smut #rhea ripley imagine #rhea ripley x reader #rhea ripley #krampus christmas 2022 #masochist writes

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akatsuki-shin · 3 years

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I... I don’t often call out anyone specifically using social media before, but... I saw this among the reblogs in my first post about MXTX novels English release announcement and I feel that this is just too much...

I’m not going to tag this with the fandom tags because this is literally just my personal rant, and I don’t want unpleasant things to appear when people are happily browsing the tags.

I also censored the person’s blog name. It’s not like I want people to mass attack them.

But I do have some things I want to say about this kind of mindset.

And this is gonna be a long post, so I’ll cut it with "Read More” later below as not to disturb anyone’s browsing experience.

Why do they have to split the books into multiple volumes?

First, you do realize that the original Chinese version and other languages versions are also in multiple volumes that don’t always be published on the same date, right?

SVSSS has 3 volumes, MDZS has 4 volumes, TGCF has 5 volumes.

With the English release, both SVSSS and MDZS get +1 volume while TGCF gets +3 volumes.

Why you ask?

Have you ever considered how long a single Chinese word would be if written in alphabets?

The word “人” in Chinese only needs 1 (one) character, while in English it would translate to “P E O P L E” = 5 (five) characters.

The word “知己” in Chinese only needs 2 (two) characters, while in English it would translate to “C O N F I D A N T E” = 10 characters, or “S O U L M A T E” = 8 characters.

Now apply this to an entire novel. FYI, TGCF has more than 1 million word count in Chinese, so you can do the math by yourself.

I mean, just go watch the donghua or live action in YouTube. One single sentence in the Chinese sub is often translated to two or more lines in the English subtitle.

And have I mentioned that the English release will have:

Glossary

Footnotes

Character Guides

And I’m going to repeat this once again: In China and other countries that already get their official releases, it is also NOT always all released on the same date as a single set/box.

So yes, (not) surprise! For the Chinese release and official releases in other countries, you also often need to purchase multiple times, pay shipping fee multiple times, and wait for certain period of times until all volumes are released.

It doesn’t only happen to MXTX novels, it happens to almost all novels, be it danmei or not.

Why don’t they just wait for translations to finish and release it all at the same time/as a box set? Why the span of two years?

On my part, I already say above that in China and other countries that already get their official release, it’s also not always published all on the same date.

Other than that, I’m not an expert at book publishing, much less when the publisher is not from my own country. But maybe consider the following:

They’re releasing 3 (three) hugely popular IPs all at the same time. Maybe the preparations take more time and effort to ensure everything is flawless?

Since it is very rare (or maybe never, cmiiw) for danmei novels to be published in English, maybe the publisher is testing the market first? Because if they already release them as a huge bundle from the start and it somehow flops, the loss would be very big. If it works well, then good! Maybe for future danmei release, they will consider making a box set or releasing them within shorter timeframe.

In terms of marketing, if they wait another 2 years to release it all at once, will the momentum still be there? You can say “so in the end it’s all about money”, but if not sales number and money, what else should the publisher expect to receive for their work? They’re already putting a lot of effort buying all three IPs from the Chinese publishers, proofread or even translate some from scratch, pay translators, editors, illustrators, printing companies, etc. If it’s not selling well simply because they release it at the wrong time, aren’t all these efforts going to be wasted? And you can bet there will be no more danmei published in English if their first try already flops merely because of losing the momentum.

Are there any other rules or regulations they need to comply that prevents them from releasing everything in one go? But once again, even in China and other countries, it is also not always all released in one go, so this argument is already invalid from the start.

But they make it so expensive like this!

I’m sorry to break it to you, but I’ve compared the prices to MDZS Japanese release + TGCF Thai release and... The price isn’t really that much different.

Btw, I’m using Google’s currency converter, in case anyone wants to know where does my calculation comes from.

Okay, so here’s MDZS Japanese version from CD Japan:

One volume of MDZS Regular ver. cost 1760 yen. This is 15,96 USD before shipping. There’s only like $4 difference.

There’s also the Exclusive ver. that cost 3660 yen (32,92 USD) but we’re not gonna talk about that because they’re basically making you pay for the bonus, which is some acrylic panels and illustration cards.

Now here’s TGCF Thai version from Sense Book:

Translation using Google Chrome page translate:

One volume of TGCF costs 360 baht. This is 10.77 USD before shipping. So there’s about $9.22 difference.

Again, notice the difference of word/sentence length in the Thai words and English alphabet.

"But there’s still difference in price and other releases usually gets merchandise!” - Correct me if I’m wrong, but the US is probably one of the most expensive countries in the world. Do you think the materials, printings, and manpower cost is the same with other countries? Especially compared to one in Southeast Asia.

“But it’s xxxx times more expensive than the original Chinese version!” - Excuse me, the original Chinese version doesn’t need to pay for translators, proofreaders and editors with multilingual skills, and purchase the IPs? If you think it’s more worth buying the Chinese version, then by all means go ahead.

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Some last words...

I’m not looking down on those in difficult financial situation, but hey, I’m not filthy rich either? I come from a third world country and even if I’m a working adult, I’m still in working middle class + I got my parents to take care of. My country’s currency is literally just a tiny 0.000069 USD per 1 Indonesian Rupiah.

Every single fandom merchandise that you see me bought, either I’ve saved up for that or I sacrificed other things to buy that. I just don’t show the struggle to you guys because why should I? I’m just here to have fun about the fandom I love, not to flex my struggling financial condition.

These official English release of MXTX novels? All 17 books are going to cost me almost HALF of my monthly salary. But hey, I think it’s a good thing that they didn’t release it all at once, so that I can save up between months to purchase them all and plan my spending better.

If you feel the price is expensive, especially if you have to ship from outside North America, consider the following:

Book Depository provide free worldwide shipping

The books’ ISBN numbers are all available in the publisher’s website, just show it to you local bookstore and ask if they can order it for you

Plus, there are already hundreds of generous fans doing free giveaways in Twitter, even the publishers are helping to signal boost this. You can go and try your luck if you’re really desperate.

Lastly, I know how much love we all have for our favorite fandoms, but remember that fandom merchandise is NOT your primary needs.

You are NOT obliged to purchase any fandom merchandise if you can’t afford it and you should ALWAYS prioritize your primary needs.

Also, if you still want to read the fan-translations that are still available, alright go ahead. But remember that the translators themselves already said fan translations in English are now illegal. You can read it. We all consume pirated contents at one point. But don’t flex about it and diss the official release just because you can’t afford it.

I don’t know if the person who made that reblog tags are going to come at me or not, but even if they do, I literally don’t care. I’m not gonna waste my time arguing with someone with that kind of mindset and will block them right on the spot.

Also Idgaf if they call me out or talk behind my back, I literally don’t know them, so I don’t care.

End of rant.

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cosmic-goddess-leo · 4 years

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I was tagged in this self-ship headcanon challenge by @miyuswriting !! Honestly I rarely participate in tag stuff but this seemed fun and I’m bored lmaooo so thanks for the tag, miyu!

rules;; write some hcs about you and your favorite and tag some people!

Leo x Kuroo HCs

This is gonna be a mess, I’ve heard many variations of our ship name: Keo, Leroo, KurooLeo. Idk, take yall’s pick lmaooo

I have 0 athletic ability and dont have much interest in sports unless one of my friends gets me into it, so I highkey wouldn’t really know anyone from the Nekoma team aside from class interactions.

I was always involved in journalism tho, that was my shit. I was always walking around, taking polls and doing interviews, getting pictures and whatnot. So i’m willing to bet that’s how I’d get involved with the team.

I would deffo go to Coach Nekomata, just to let him know I was gonna be covering the volleyball team then oh? Hello? Who’s that tall drink of iced tea over there? It’s Kuroo lookin finer than a mf during practice. Lordy.

Lowkey highkey take a fuckton of pictures during regular practice and practice matches, he’s in almost all of them, if he doesn’t notice immediately it’ll probably get pointed out by Yamamoto.

“Maaan, she never takes any pictures of me, it’s no fair! She only ever gets Kuroo’s!” Snitch...

Then once I’m on his radar he’d deffo be like “Oi, shouldn’t you be getting an interview with the captain for these articles?” And that’s probably the point where I’d die. From then on I could imagine him trying to get me out of my little reporter bubble so I can actually get comfortable with the team.

After some time I’d deffo be friends with p much everyone on the team, deffo closest with Kuroo though cuz 1. he’s hot as fuck and 2. we have matching energies, both in terms of humor and dorkiness and mom/dad friend vibes.

I bounce between being shy and confident, I’d probably hit him with that “Can you hold this for me? *puts my hand in his* thanks!” to let him know I’m interested. I’d probably get a lot of playful teasing from him for it... then shut him up by kissing his cheek

I could see us staying in that weird limbo between being close friends and dating for a while until he’s finally like “Have I not asked you out? damn, guess it slipped my mind. Anyway, wanna be my girl?” He’d get a lil arm punch for asking so casually but I’d still say yes

He’d probably get so pouty because I can’t always have him in my article photos and interviews if we’re dating cuz conflict of interest lmao. “How do I make it up to you?” “Oh I dunno- start giving me goodluck kisses before every game.” “A small price to pay for journalistic integrity.”

Lots of handholding and cheek kisses, I’m soft af and you bet your ass I’m letting everyone know I simp for Kuroo every chance I get. I’m stealing that extra jersey and wearing it to his game too idgaf.

We’re the couple that slips notes into each other’s lockers, doesn’t matter if it’s cute stuff, dorky stuff, or blushy stuff. I would have a folder full of all the notes cuz why not save them for a rainy day?

Loudest ones in the cafeteria either cuz of our talking or our laughing. Our corner of the library is always full of whisper-yelling and not-so-quiet-snickering until we get in trouble. We just feed each other’s chaotic dork energy so much it’s insane.

Aight I need to stop there or I’ll keep going lmao thanks so much for the tag! I tag @allywritesimagines , @vventure , @starboybokuto and @nekoglasses !!

#self ship #Keo #KurooLeo #lmaoooo

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half-explored · 5 years

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11-11-11 tag game

Oof question making time.

Which of your OCs would choose a knife to defend themselves at the Cornucopia if they had to choose a weapon? Who would run away anyway?

Do you like musicals? Which of your OCs do?

What’s one reason you would drop a book except hateful messages and what not?

What’s the best thing you ever did in primary school/elementary school (americans be like)?

Have you listened to Hamilton?

What’s your music aesthetic?

Marvel - yes or no?

Make up a word on the spot and tell me if it’s a noun, adjective, verb, adverb (you get the jist). What mood do you use it in?

What’s your favourite trope?

Why do you write?

How do you plot? And if you don’t, how the hell do you pants? (writing by the seat of your pants or not plotting for those not in the know)

Tagging: @everyone @hyba @surroundedbypearls @duskyseas @fantastical-wonders @cookiecuttercritter @abalonetea

Answers under the Read More!

These questions were from @ren-c-leyn!

1. twenty seconds from doom, what is your character’s last thoughts/dying wishes?

Madu - is someone getting this on camera? I bet I look so cool. All saving the world and what not. (they’re probably whispering this to Nova or Anais and both are DONE with their bullshit.)

2. which is more musical? the tapping of a keyboard or the sound of a pen/pencil on paper?

keyboard

3. hardest part of writing for you?

writing the first draft

4. best part of writing for you?

character bios and plotting. because i can’t write oop

5. did you ever want to be something besides a writer?

I have a lot of ambitions but writer was always up there. They include being a cardiologist, a lawyer & a marine biologist.

6. what is the cutest thing in the world to your character?

Anais - Someone getting injured for her while making sure she’s safe.

7. best compliment you ever got on your writing, ever?

The! Amount of worldbuilding! In such a small passage! Is astounding!

IMMORTAL-ISH??? WHAT

I ENJOY, THANK YOU FOR THE TAG! - @quilloftheclouds *mwah*

8. most encouraging thing anyone has said to inspire you to keep writing?

You have more words today than you did yesterday (some random quote I saw)

9. favourite quote?

This is pretty cool - “ Of all the things that can boost emotions, motivation, and perceptions during a workday, the single most important is making progress in meaningful work.” Teresa Amabile

10. favourite word to say out loud?

I don’t really know I make up words on the fly. But out of what I can remember recently saying to my sister this would be it: ‘Bubbleschnutt’.

11. one thing you would say to another writer who is discouraged?

Don’t stop. How will I read your writing then?

Idk that sounds cheesy now but idgaf

Now for @bookenders‘s questions!

if someone wrote a country song for your oc, what would it be about? would it be sad country? angry country? classic country? For Nova it would be wistful county if that exists. Idk I don’t like country music much.

what’s your favorite statue or sculpture? I...I don’t have one oops

do you play any instruments? what is your favorite instrument to listen to? what is your least favorite instrument to listen to? I can fluently play trumpet & piano because those are the only two instruments my parents let me learn how to play.

instead of fmk - slow burn, enemies to lovers, fake-date: dumbledore, persephone (from greek myth), and gollum (not sméagol, no cheating). WHAT THE- *searches up gollum* WHY ME. Persephone, Gollum & Dumbledore in that order I don’t like the man

what’s your favourite candy? or if you can’t choose, top 5? Americans are weird. I don’t know if you mean candy as in like sweets and skittles or chocolates. Goddamn. Um for candy, skittles, jolly ranchers (dang americans have one thing i want), allens confectionery snakes and sour chews, nerds and warheads.

which of your ocs is the worst artist? if each could design a cover for their respective wips, what would they create? Madu really tries, honestly, but they have no idea what they’re doing. They all share the same wip so they’d argue over it until they realise that Heru would destroy it no matter what it looked like and then they’d finally let the only artist, Nova, to design it. And they’d spray paint it, hunner percent.

what’s your favorite part of editing? Never edited before but probably switching word choices. Sounds like a good time.

of all the notebooks/sketchbooks/etc you own, which is your favorite? I get a lot from a store called Typo (I have no idea if it’s worldwide or just an Australian thing) but you can buy 3 notebooks for the price of $15 just before school starts so I usually get 6 with the Disney covers because they’re the cutest. Don’t make me choose ;~;

what’s one book you’re looking forward to reading? C.G Drew’s book The Boy That Steals Houses and The Queen of Nothing GODDAMNIT HOLLY BLACK.

what kind of museums do your ocs like? what museums do you like? Madu: warm science museums that are half empty. Nova: Empty pop-art museums. Anais: If you bring Anais into a museum and you’re both thrown in jail I’m blaming you. Heru: Classical art museums that are cold and well lit.

how many of your ocs does it take to change a light bulb? Only Nova can change a light bulb honestly but they’re all dumb gays so they’d all fuck it up but try and help.

#im uncreative ok go away #tag games #tagged in

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tkuhnhackl · 5 years

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A-Z ask game

I was tagged by @sendinthehuskies thank you babe!!

A // age –> 24

B // birthplace –> Georgetown, Texas, USA

C // current time –> 07:24 pm

D // drink you last had –> water

E // easiest person to talk to –> my mum, my close friends

F // favorite songs (currently) –> jag e (vierge moderna) by molly sanden (the poem it’s based on is one of my favorites, i cried the first time i heard the song)

G // grossest memory –> i pass out when i get blood drawn and i’ve learned a little too much about what happens when your body basically dies for 20 minutes, we can leave it at that

H // horror yes or no –> hell no

I // in love –> hahahahaha no

J // jealous of people –> not really, only of people who have a really clear vision of where they are and where they’re going

K // kids –> no, although i live with a bunch of undergrads who might as well be my children

L // love at first sight or walk by again –> nope, the closest i’ve ever felt to love at first sight was when seoul taco introduced gogi and waffles to their menu

M // middle name –> Damodaran bc its my mum’s maiden name and my parents honestly panicked enough about finding a first name for me, they weren’t about to try and think of a middle one too

N // number of siblings –> zero

O // one wish –> to be financially and emotionally stable

P // person you last called –> my mum

Q // question you always get asked –> where are you from? (and then the inevitable ‘but where are you actually from?’ when i’m back home) why are you here? (it’s usually much less aggressive sounding in context, i promise)

R // random fact about you –> i’m technically one of the world’s foremost experts on andrey avinoff and his art

S // song you last sang –> Wild Women by Margo Price

T // time you woke up –> 8:00 am

U // underwear color –> grey

V // vacation destination –> egypt so i can go cry in front of hatshepsut’s mortuary temple and then flip off statues of thutmose iii and akhenaten like the nerd i am

W // worst habit –> stressing myself out unnecessarily, taking meal planning to a ridiculous extent (i.e., I had to eat the same pasta sauce for 14 days straight because I thought I was doing myself a favor by making a big batch but, by the end, i could barely look at a tomato anymore), being antisocial

X // x-ray –> i’ve had 2 concussions plus a history of knee and ankle problems so i’ve had my fair share of them

Y // your favorite food –> tacos (on soft corn tortillas), beans (refried/black/turtle/idgaf all beans are good), dal makhani, cornbread, cacio e pepe, literally all dairy products ever made

Z // zodiac sign –> Leo (it doesn’t particularly match my personality so i don’t put any weight into it)

I tag @soyax-x, @thewanderingdreamer, @starlightgems, @stereotypicallymidwestern, @pksuburban, @stoppedbyfleury, and anyone else who wants to do it!

#about me #tag games

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swiperkitten-blog · 6 years

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walkouts 👀

i touched on some of this stuff in GC but figured id make a post!

sometimes i do walkouts with just reusable bags, sometimes with a cart - either way, you'll want to bring reusable bags, because it's much less sus to walk out with a cart of bagged stuff than a bunch of loose items in a cart lol

fav stores:

-w@lmart. usually 2 exits, greeters cant stop you and dont care anyway. cams arent monitored. there ARE occasionally plainclothes LP but they watch for concealing, not walkouts

-superstore. exits are harder but better groceries. no greeters/typically no SA's by entrance.

-whole foods. variety of exit situations but not very attentive SA's.

bring:

-reusable bags

-a long receipt, preferably from that store

-phone

remember to:

-walk in with your first reusable bag open on your arm, or open in your cart. if carrying them, get light stuff first. trust me. lol

-compare products. look at prices. obvs when im lifting idgaf what something costs but i still always pretend to consider and compare because seeing someone just toss something in their bag without even seeing what it costs is sus

-check for tags on electronics/makeup. you still need to detag just like when you're concealing! higher stakes here - you dont want them asking for a receipt! typically i dont walk out with anything that's usually tagged, but if i do, i detag in furniture/hardware/other no-cam aisles

-get groceries first, makeup/etc last. putting makeup in an empty bag? sus. putting makeup in a bag full of lettuce? just some stuff you're picking up with your weekly groceries

-make sure you know how the checkouts and exits are arranged and plan accordingly. in one store i frequent (a w@lmart), there are exits on either side of a long row of cashiers - so i push my cart on the "already paid for" side of the row from one exit side to exit on the opposite side. looks like i just came from one of the 15 previous checkouts instead of from within the store. in the other i go to, the exit is blocked by checkouts, so i go out the entrance when it's busy. if there are SA's nearby, ill pause beside the checkouts and pretend ive lost something, search my bags, then "find" the thing and walk out the entrance so it seems like that's why i was back on that side of the checkouts.

-CARRY YOUR RECEIPT WHILE EXITING. if it's from a diff store, fold it so the top logo portion isn't visible. make it obvious you're holding it. look it over as you walk out as if checking a price.

the easiest way to get out without being talked to AT ALL is to fake a phone call. i do this almost every time because i have anxiety and get worried about looking sus, and getting into the act completely dispels that.

"pick up" the phone cheerily - "hey, whats up?" then look annoyed as the person on the other end "talks" - get into an "argument" with them as you walk out (holding your receipt, remember. sometimes i wave it around like i do with what whatever im holding when im actually on the phone lol). usually ill make the argument about where i am/what i bought/etc. "i told you i would be there at THREE. im just getting groceries" (pause) "okay, well i just finished, let me get the shit in the car and ill be there in ten minutes" remember to pause between anything you say. sometimes i even stop and start a sentence as if they're interrupting me.

do not talk too loudly. the "argument" part is not to draw any attention to yourself - it's just to dissuade anyone who is ALREADY paying attention to you from approaching you.

i typically wait until i get to my car to "hang up," then load groceries and fuck off ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

the phone thing is just what i personally do and of course you're free to use whatever exit method you're comfortable with! it's just always worked very well for me - sometimes greeters will start to approach me then see im in an argument and we'll just nod at each other as i wave my receipt.

anything else yall need to know hmu!

or if anyone has anything to add feel free :}

💙

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shirtshoping · 4 years

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stupidsexyseguin · 7 years

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before you posted about some of your favorite justifications for how people rated the players, have their been any new stand out justifications?

There are so many! half of the ones I’ve been showing you guys have just been excepts, because these justification rants can take some wild turns! here’s some long and (almost) unfiltered justifications for why people voted for tens because like every single bit of them is gold and cutting them down would be a crime tbh;

“Let’s just get the obvious out of the way and say Shea Weber (I’ve broken my pelvis before, and few experiences have sucked more than going through surgery and 5+ months of bedrest so everything could heal. However, I’d be cool with putting up with all of that bullshit again if the pelvis-breaking happened as a result of getting dick from Daddy Webs. Also, I’m sorry that I’m the way I am). Also, I’d take it any way any how from MY Captain, Claude Giroux (w/ or w/out the replacement tooth, because, honestly, idgaf), and on the topic of men with missing teeth I’d let demolish me, Alex Ovechkin has entered silver fox territory, and on top of that, I feel like, at any stage in his life, sex with Ovi would probably be one of the most life-changing, memorable, and surreal experiences one could have in their lifetime. Additionally: when will Kris Letang get traded so I can openly and shamelessly talk about how I’d let him hit it from the back. I also wanna throw in the fact that my No. 2 team is the Lightning, and I’d probably let half of their team raw me behind a Taco Bell dumpster (and like, not necessarily the hot half of the team either), but out of the whole TBL roster, Victor Hedman could choke me and then give some very bomb, gentle aftercare once the nasty had been done.”

Jonathan toews based on the way his face looks deserves to be like a three howmever, I am absolutely in love with him and want to have two kids which we would raise in a modest home in the suburbs and we would have a fenced in backyard so our dogs could run freely and play with the kids and so based on the fact that I want him to father my children I’m gonna bump him up to a ten Maybe it’s because of my massive d*dd* kink but I would let Patrick sharp carve my heart out with a butter knife Gabe landeskog fucking duh, have you seen that pic where somebody photoshopped his eyebrows to be good????? I almost wore out my asterisk key w the tags on my reblog of that post Kevin fiala Idr if I already said Carey price but by god I would let him fucking kill me, there is almost nothing Carey price could say to me that would make me change my mind about how bad I want his dick Evgeni malkin and I truly don’t know why I guess it’s hoggles but like *** ** ***** Leon draisaitl…….. have u seen him, if anyone has him below a 9 gimme their address I just wanna talk I promise Taylor hall Zach the fucking snack werenski I want him to choke me to death with his thighs

first of all players who are 10/10 are a very different category to players i would let raw me behind a mcdonalds dumpster so keep that in mind - dylan strome can hit it literally anytime he wants including behind a mcdonalds dumpster im aware hes not a 10/10 but thems just the facts (also we all saw that video of him that demonstrates he’s very clearly Hung. tom wilson also could and would be down for a mcdonalds dumpster fuck and boy would i let him. listen i know this is already The Worst list of attractives players i could have compiled so im going to make it even worse by adding mitch marner to the list im aware hes not the most hot but hes gotten v muscular and im Here For It

tom wilson because have yoU SEEN THAT PICTURE OF HIM WINNING THE PULL UPS COMPETITION BOY OH BOY He could fucking gag me behind any dumpster for 6 hours and pull at my hair and deny me of an orgasm til i cry and fuck me raw and i’d thank him for it. scandy and i just want to say don’t @ me but he is just as daddy as tom is and he needs to spank me raw asap segs but only because of that fight, otherwise no he’s a ratboy and shouldn’t ever touch me or breathe within a 3m radius of me. chucky even when he’s bald. he could get it, bald. my sugar daddy drai$$$aitl 100% can raw me anywhere/everywhere any time he wants. i would do anything for this piece of ass. literally. with the black eye and all. and did u see his dick print today binch i’d hop on that so fucking fast colton parayko not because he’s really that hot but because he’s fucking huge and i want him to raw me while lifting me up with his pinky fingers

#ask #hockey player hotness survey #y'all are some thirsty bitches #depraved and desperate

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casuallydeliciousphilosopher · 6 years

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Tagged by @imke14 :3

name: Like...my real one or? My parents gave me a stripper name unfortunately lol :P all my close friends call me Dez.

star sign: Gemini

height: 5 feet 6 inches. Or 168 cm.

put your music on shuffle, what are the first 6 songs that popped up?:

1: Otherside - Red Hot Chili Peppers

2: American Dreams - Papa Roach

3: King - Niykee Heaton

4: Wolves - Down Like Silver

5: Thick as Theives - Shinedown

6: Take it All Back 2.0 - Judah and the Lion

grab the book nearest to you and turn to page 23. what’s line 17?: Umm it's a textbook and page 23 is just a chart of the price of a big Mac in US currency in July 2013. Thank you college for my Big Mac expertise, surely this is information I will use every day.

ever had a poem or song written about you?: Not that I know of.

when was the last time you played air guitar?: Umm....never? I played my real guitar last night tho so...does that count?

who is your celebrity crush?: Jesus...do you want a novel??? Umm, Lesley Ann-Brandt, Emma Watson, Halle Berry, Tom Hiddleston, Tom Ellis, Chris Pratt...let's call that good cause I could definitely keep going.

what’s a sound you hate? how about love?: Fussy children. I can hardly tolerate normal children, let alone fussy ones. When there's a kid crying in a store I get on fucking edge lol. I know, I'm the worst. Umm, I like the quiet and bird noises, yep that's about it.

do you drive? if so, have you ever crashed?: All the goddamn time. :P I've never crashed, but one time when I was driving a Humvee it caught on fire for no goddamn reason. That was fun.

last book you read?: The Merciless III by Danielle Vega

do you like the smell of petrol?: Nope, no, nada.

what was the last movie you saw?: Thor Ragnarok

what’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?: I had to be discharged from the military after I got into a fight with a Marine who fucked my back up real good. Anyways, I get to see a chiropractor twice a week for the rest of my life now :P

do you have any obsessions right now?: I always have an obsession with something.

do you tend to hold grudges against anyone who’s done you wrong?: Hell yeah. I'm a grudge machine. But only for really serious stuff, IDGAF about little stuff.

in a relationship?: Yep

Tagging: @ships-sailing-in-the-night @ms-aqua-marvel and @coilingearth

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kyulilitanako · 7 years

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How I fixed “The Emoji Movie”

(inside my head, without actually having seen it, or "Wreck-It Ralph," or "Inside Out," or "The Lego Movie," I seriously need to get out more, although I did see "The Lego Batman Movie" and that was pretty cool. ♪ Friends are Family ♪ )

So, if I was the Queen of Hollywood, this is what I’d do. Let us begin.

1. A little product placement is not a sin, but full-blown product immersion is both a sin and a crime, and in a world run by evil geniuses, the guilty would be stripped naked, wrapped several times around in succulent vines and acacia leaves, and dangled upside-down from a crane just inside the giraffe paddock at the zoo during feeding time. More on this later.

2. Gene's new problem is that he desperately wants to help Alex take a shot at true love with Addie, because he's a romantic at heart, but fears he will never have the opportunity to do so, since kids...probably don't send a "Meh" to their crush to demonstrate their affection. At least I don’t think they do. But anyway. Gene feels the pang of unfulfilled dreams because he thinks (based on what other emojis say) that humans ONLY interact through their phones. We’ll fix this.

3. Jailbreak doesn't reject being a princess, she just wants being a princess to mean something more than a pretty dress and sparkly crown. She wants to do something heroic because she understands girls can lift themselves up without pushing approximately half the population down, and that you can be pro-woman without being anti-man. (Source: am girl.)

4. Hi-5 has been reduced from sidekick to running gag, showing up only occasionally to deliver a zinger and then disappear again for awhile.

5. Alex gets more screen time, often while he uses his phone to record a vlog about Addie, the Girl of His Dreams, but he never plucks up the courage to post it to...wherever, and always saves it to "Draft." But Gene watches these videos religiously, becoming more and more determined to bring the two of them together, somehow. Vive l’amour!

6. Smiler doesn't persecute Gene for being a multi-faceted misfit, she gleefully attempts to exact justice because Gene now exploits Jailbreak's mad hacker skillz to send cryptic, Cyrano de Bergerac-esque messages to Addie's phone, pretending to be Alex. See, the world can never know that phones have tiny sentient entities inside them, running around having coherent thoughts (ohai, Skynet!), therefore Smiler believes whatever fate she calls down upon Gene is justified, and...y'know...once in awhile, the villain has a point. Crazy, I know.

7. Some of the rounder emojis have bodies now! I mean...Jailbreak already had a small one, because she's wearing a skirt (that's a skirt, right?), so why not put a little meat on ALL of their bones so they don't look like ping pong balls on sticks? Then Jailbreak can slap a sparkly pink crown sticker on her cargo pants and say, "This is my princess dress."

8. Jokes. There should be some! Low-hanging fruit should be kept to a minimum, with no more than three (3) instances of scatological humor throughout the picture. Sorry, Mr. Poop.

9. And about that Poop emoji. In my version, he is now a mentor who shows up about an hour in, to reveal to Gene the myriad ways in which humans communicate, and to encourage Jailbreak to forge her own path to princesshood through valiant deeds, all while delivering a powerful message about transcending one’s limits, as he must have done himself to become such a wise oracle despite starting his digital life as a neatly-coiled pile of excrement. I would gladly have Sir Patrick Stewart voice my headcanon Poop emoji, even knowing that he probably thoroughly enjoyed doing the job he’s already done. To each his own. Moving on.

10. Gene’s parents have a little less screen time now, and instead of debating what kind of “Meh” their darling boy will make, they can just do a bit about the red-hot passion of their marriage, but in the same monotone voices. It’ll work.

11. Instead of old school emoticons being “the elderly,” maybe they’re just a bit older than other residents of Textopolis, and not totally decrepit, shouting “Ow, my colon!” when someone bumps into them. Seriously, old people don’t say that. You generally cannot feel your colon. Maybe they walk into the McCafé app and get a free senior’s coffee instead. That’s plenty.

12. Back to the product placement. If you’re gonna have your main characters running through apps, the goal is to do something clever with it, which is the opposite of what I gather has already happened. So, you’re running from some bad robots, and you run into the Facebook app. Can you rip elements off the phone’s screen and use them as weapons? Rip off a “Like” button and hold it up as a shield? Would the “Like” button then disappear as Alex was about to tap it? Was this possibility even explored? You remember those animations of the stickman who runs amok all over the UI and does battle with the user by attacking the cursor? That shit was awesome. Let’s do some of that.

13. Instead of trying to get to Dropbox so they can alter their own source code..........? (LOL THEY DON’T KNOW HOW TO COMPUTER) Instead of that, Gene and Jailbreak go to the Cloud so they can infiltrate Addie’s phone and deliver proof of Alex’s ardor “in person.” If we absolutely must visit Candy Crush, maybe they flip over a bunch of red jellybeans in the shape of a heart, or...something. Maybe they could meet their Meh and Princess counterparts over there, and maybe they’re hilariously different. Or something.

14. Once that happens, though, Smiler is going to go into absolute panic mode, and probably send a whole army of robo-meanies to all sorts of different phones trying to track them down. As the virus of her own making spreads, chasing the virus of her worst fears, she resolves that she will use her bots to wipe every phone within her reach rather than let the secret of living emojis be discovered. We’re already suspending ten kinds of disbelief to get this far, so expanding Smiler’s powers might not be terribad.

15. Meanwhile, Gene and Jailbreak, while trolling around inside Addie’s phone, learn that she’s leaving with her family for the whole summer (maybe going to the cottage? around here folks love going to the cottage, it’s the summer thing to do), and if Alex doesn’t make his move soon, he could lose her. Oh noes!

16. Home stretch now. Gene realizes, after all his efforts, the best way Alex can tell Addie how he feels is with his own words, and fortunately, Gene knows where to find some of them! With Jailbreak’s help, he transfers a copy of Alex’s unposted vlog to Addie’s phone, where she stumbles across it and plays it. Now...if this happened in real life, it’d be some pretty serious stalker stuff, but again, we’re suspending fair amounts of disbelief already. Did the actual movie establish Addie crushing on Alex at all before the end? Well, whatever. Maybe if his vlog is sensitive and heartfelt enough, she might not feel too creeped-on.

17. Which brings us to the big action finish. Working in tandem with someone still back on Alex’s phone (idgaf, pick someone at random. It can be Hi-5 if you really want. I guess.), Gene co-ordinates a series of brief messages between the phones to get both Alex and Addie out of their houses and walking around outside. Jailbreak hacks into the traffic light system (yeah, this is starting to pop up even in small towns now, they can change the length of a green light with two mouse clicks at a price tag of $15,000 per intersection or something) and actually manipulates the traffic in the real world to herd the lovebirds towards each other, all while robo-meanies chase them through Addie’s phone, up through the Cloud, and back to Alex’s phone in a big production that has all the emojis on Addie’s phone banding together to aid the success of their mission, as well as their subsequent escape.

18. Alex and Addie find themselves standing on the same street corner with nothing to do but have a conversation, which they somehow manage. Addie suggests maybe Alex and his folks can come up to the cottage for a visit. (I’m sure her parents will love that. Invite some more strangers while you’re at it, honey! We’ll have a luau! But anyway.) It’s not everlasting love, but it’s a start, and that’s all we’re really looking for here.

19. Back home again, Gene is proud that even a “Meh” like him can help fan the flames of a budding new romance (wait, buds don’t flame....) and learned that human speech is far more powerful at conveying emotion than he was led to believe by his peers. Jailbreak is proud to be her own definition of a “princess,” having demonstrated courage, valor, and encyclopedic knowledge of several programming languages. Smiler keeps on smiling, even though she’s seething with twelve kinds of rage, which she won’t be able to act on because...heck, I dunno, maybe the robots didn’t make it out of the Cloud. RIP robots.

20. No dance party at the end. Just.......just no.

And that’s how I would fix “The Emoji Movie.”

#not ffxiv #emoji movie #screenwriting #hollywood is crazy #humanity is doomed

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shutterbughen · 5 years

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i only shitpost my personal life on this social media so here’s tag thing

200: My crush's name is: Absolutely nobody lol

199: I was born in: 1999

198: I am really: Impulsive

197: My cellphone company is: Metro

196: My eye color is: Brown

195: My shoe size is: I’m Bigfoot so 9, sometimes 9 1/2

194: My ring size is: I have no idea

193: My height is: 5'9

192: I am allergic to: bees?

191: My 1st car was: Chrysler seibring

190: My 1st job was: Technically Hardee’s but MJR

189: Last book you read: I can't remember

188: My bed is: Where I take tf out of my depression naps

187: My pet: N/A

185: My favorite shampoo is: OGX

184: Xbox or ps3: PS3

183: Piggy banks are: Probably fun to break

182: In my pockets: No pants ;)

181: On my calendar: If I had one it would just be work

180: Marriage is: Unlikely

179: Spongebob can: Keep making memes

178: My mom: Better when we’re apart

177: The last three songs I bought were? The last three I DOWNLOADED were Revenge by XXXTentacion, 6 Inch by Beyoncé & The Weeknd, and Self Care by Mac Miller

176: Last YouTube video watched? Joji - rain on me

175: How many cousins do you have? Too many

174: Do you have any siblings? 7

172: Are you taller than your mom? Yeah but barely

171: Do you play an instrument? I can somewhat play the piano but it’s been a while

170: What did you do yesterday? Slept in kind of late, watched Netflix. Depression days lol

[ I Believe In ]

169: Love at first sight: I want to

168: Luck: That’d be nice

167: Fate: In a way

166: Yourself: Sometimes

165: Aliens: Absolutely

164: Heaven: Um

163: Hell: Who knows

162: God: I used to

161: Horoscopes: Not really

160: Soul mates: Yeah

159: Ghosts: Yes

158: Gay Marriage: Duhh

157: War: I guess it depends, generally no

156: Orbs: Anythings possible

155: magic: Nah

[ This or That ]

154: Hugs or Kisses: Both

153: Drunk or High: Lol

152: Phone or Online: Phone

151: Red heads or Black haired: Doesn’t matter

150: Blondes or Brunettes: ^

149: Hot or cold: Cold

148: Summer or winter: Summer

147: Autumn or Spring: Autumn

146: Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla

145: Night or Day: Id like to say night but I’m usually more prone to depression and missing my ex at night, so probably day

144: Oranges or Apples: Apples

143: Curly or Straight hair: Curly

142: McDonalds or Burger King: Neither

141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: Whiteee

140: Mac or PC: Mac

139: Flip flops or high heals: Flip flops be easier

138: Ugly and rich OR Sexy and poor: Whichever option leads to me not being screwed over, but I’m not picky

137: Coke or Pepsi: Coke

136: Hillary or Obama: Obama

135: Burried or cremated: I don’t know

134: Singing or Dancing: Singing terribly while driving home from work at 3am

133: Coach or Chanel: Idgaf

132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: See above

131: Small town or Big city: I like the vibe of both but I’ve always wanted to live in a big city

130: Wal-Mart or Target: Target

129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: Adam Sandler

128: Manicure or Pedicure: Manicure but I desperately need a manicure

127: East Coast or West Coast: East, although West Coast would be cool too

126: Your Birthday or Christmas: No opinion

125: Chocolate or Flowers: Flowers

124: Disney or Six Flags: I’ve only ever been to Disney

123: Yankees or Red Sox: Red Sox I guess

[ Here's What I Think About ]

122: War: No strong opinion

121: George Bush: 9/11

120: Gay Marriage: Well I’m bi so clearly against lol

119: The presidential election: Trump sux

118: Abortion: My body my choice

117: MySpace: That’s how my dad met my step mom

116: Reality TV: Stupid but fun to watch

115: Parents: They screwed me up

114: Back stabbers: See ya

113: Ebay: I used to buy my cosplays on there

112: Sex: Not sure where I stand with that for myself

111: Work: Used to be a chore, but it’s better now. I like working

110: My Neighbors: Loterally no opinion at all

109: Gas Prices: RIP wallet

108: Designer Clothes: Would be cool if I could afford them lol

107: College: Expensive

106: Sports: Not a sports gal

105: My family: My sister is great

104: The future: Horrifying

[ Last time I ]

103: Hugged someone: Sort of recently but I don’t remember who

102: Last time you ate: Like an hour ago

101: Saw someone I haven't seen in awhile: It’s been a while

100: Cried in front of someone: I’m sure I have recently but not sure when

99: Went to a movie theater: Almost everyday

98: Took a vacation: I went to Chicago randomly a couple weeks ago

97: Swam in a pool: Now that I think about it it for a while

96: Changed a diaper: Never

95: Got my nails done: Too long ago

94: Went to a wedding: A couple of years ago

93: Broke a bone: I broke my toe last year

92: Got a peircing: Ears was the first and last

91: Broke the law: Ughhh is a cop asking me this lol

90: Texted: My sister was the last person I texted

[ MISC ]

89: Who makes you laugh the most: Friends

88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: I already left, I miss my sister but that’s it

87: The last movie I saw: In theaters? Probably Endgame

86: The thing that I'm looking forward to the most: Nothing specific but in general getting my shit together

85: The thing im not looking forward to: All the work that comes with getting my shit together

84: People call me: Dani

83: The most difficult thing to do is: Staying vegan

82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: No

81: My zodiac sign is: Scorpio

80: The first person i talked to today was: My coworker

79: First time you had a crush: on 2nd or 3rd grade to a boy named Tyler

78: The one person who i can't hide things from: Sometimes I feel like the only person I can ever be completely honest with is myself

77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: Me and my sister both said the exact same thing today

76: Right now I am talking to: Nobody

75: What are you going to do when you grow up: Hopefully have everything under control, travel, be content on being with myself alone rather than relying on other people to make me happy

74: I have/will get a job: I’m a manager at MJR right now, not sure where I’m going from here

73: Tomorrow: I’m waking up early to go jogging then hopefully getting out and doing something later

72: Today: Go to sleep

71: Next Summer: Nothing planned

70: Next Weekend: Most likely work

69: I have these pets: None

68: The worst sound in the world: Nails scratching paper, also the worst feeling

67: The person that makes me cry the most is: Myself

66: People that make you happy: Friends & Sister

65: Last time I cried: It’s been a second, at least a week ago

64: My friends are: Fun

63: My computer is: Broken

62: My School: Hard to bring myself to go to

61: My Car: dirty right now

60: I lose all respect for people who: Constantly change their story and go back on their word

59: The movie I cried at was: Endgame

58: Your hair color is: Brown & blonde

57: TV shows you watch: The Office, Lucifer, Shameless

56: Favorite web site: YouTube I guess

55: Your dream vacation: Bora Bora

54: The worst pain I was ever in was: Breakups. Physically probably period cramps

53: How do you like your steak cooked: I don’t eat meat anymore, but medium rare when I did

52: My room is: Pretty cluttered

51: My favorite celebrity is: Brendon Urie

50: Where would you like to be: On vacation

49: Do you want children: Nope

48: Ever been in love: Once

46: More guy friends or girl friends: Girl

45: One thing that makes you feel great is: Feeling motivated

44: One person that you wish you could see right now: I’m comfortable being alone right now

43: Do you have a 5 year plan: I barely have my week planned

42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: No

41: Have you pre-named your children: Maybe my future PETS lol

40: Last person I got mad at: Not mad, just annoyed

39: I would like to move to: Seattle

38: I wish I was a professional: Idk

[ My Favorites ]

37: Candy: Used to be Almond Joys

36: Vehicle: Tesla

35: President: Idk

34: State visited: Illinois (mostly for Chicago)

33: Cellphone provider: TMobile

32: Athlete: None

31: Actor: Chris Evans I guess

30: Actress: None

29: Singer: The Weeknd or Joji

28: Band: The Neighborhood

27: Clothing store: ZAFUL

26: Grocery store: Kroger

25: TV show: The Office or Hannibal

24: Movie: Captain America Winter Soldier

23: Website: YouTube

22: Animal: Sloth

21: Theme park: I’ve only been to Seaworld and Disney, so Disney I suppose

20: Holiday: Halloween

19: Sport to watch: Maybe I wouldn’t mind seeing a baseball game but not on TV

18: Sport to play: None

17: Magazine: No

16: Book: Idk

15: Day of the week: Friday

14: Beach: Never been to one so frequently that I have a favorite

13: Concert attended: Joji

12: Thing to cook: Stir fry

11: Food: Also stir fry

10: Restaurant: Townhouse

9: Radio station: 95.5

8: Yankee candle scent: Vanilla

7: Perfume: Don’t have a specific favorite

6: Flower: Sunflower

5: Color: Yellow

4: Talk show host: Idk

3: Comedian: None

2: Dog breed: German Shepherd

1: Did you answer all these truthfully? Yeah

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