#post by toast

[toast-of-eden]

Me: [having an orv-induced existential crisis] Kim Dokja’s relationship with the story of Yoo Joonghyuk is a direct metaphor for how he comes to terms with his trauma. This implies that their companionship is akin to a psychological—

Me two hours later: [writing my latest romcom fic] MAKE THEM KISS.

#orv #orv meta #post by toast #joongdok

[dragonpyre]

You don’t understand how much of a visceral need I have for Battinson to get a Robin. That late 20’s man deserves to have a thirteen year old bully him into letting them fight crime. Look at him, pathetic

#he can’t even make the kid toast I bet #please DC #be nice for once #give that man a child #Battinson #dc #Batman #the Batman #the batman 2022 #text post #Robin #dc robin

[kirbytripledeluxe]

the death toll in gaza has surpassed 28,000. thats more than the population of the town i grew up in.

and its going to be much more given that the iof is invading rafah. the place over a million palestinians were displaced to. yknow, the designated safe zone.

dont stop talking, educating, protesting, donating, etc.. i understand being tired, i am too, but we cant afford to be burnt out. theres no conceivable reason for anyone to think any of this is ok to do to other humans. theyre not just numbers. these are peoples friends, siblings, parents, kids, lovers, spouses. it doesnt matter how far away they are. many of them were lovely human beings, and even those that werent didnt deserve this. they dont deserve this. i hope you already understand that.

#free palestine #free gaza #toast notes #i really hope this is worded well #im not used to posting long serious stuff like this #but i havent seen as many posts about it on my dash as of late. thats scary

[catboy-bride]

teaching ashley some very important life skills

#ashley is filming btw #resident evil #resident evil 4 #resident evil 4 remake #re4 #re4r #re4 remake #leon kennedy #leon s kennedy #aphex toast art post

[toasteaa]

Suddenly struck with the thought of my faves twirling my hair around their fingers and I'm so deeply unwell about it!!!

Diluc getting distracted by a single free curl and trying to tuck it away, only to find himself even more distracted when the ends curl around the tip of his finger. How ardently he resists the urge to untuck it and give it a little tug, just to see it bounce back into a spiral when he lets it go again.

Kaeya giving a curl that somehow escaped its siblings wrapped up in a bun, a teasing pull and snickering when you swat at his hand lightly. Only to come back when you're focused on your work to continuously wind and unwind the hair around his fingers fondly.

Zhongli marveling at the way the sun catches each looping curl; lining them in what he believes is the finest gold that he's ever seen. Tenacious as stone when holding their shape, yet softer than down spun from clouds in his hands; he relishes in the way each curl he toys with loses it shape for only a moment before bouncing back the same as ever.

Xiao's familiar and signature wary gaze turning into one of shock and curiosity when he gives a ringlet a cautious tug, and it give a soft spring back into its original shape. He's too unsure of himself to do much more, but often finds himself passively toying with a curl or two whenever you're near.

Cyno running oiled fingers throughout your curls, helping you apply a protectant that will keep most of the heat and humidity of the forests at bay. Separating each curl so carefully, like you've taught him before; giving a satisfactory huff when his, "you should really call these 'cutie-cles'" joke makes you sigh, but the quivering of your shoulders and the light sway of your curls tells him that you're holding back your laugh.

Kaveh struck with a sudden stroke of genius and dashing to his drafts after spending the past thirty minutes mindlessly curling your ringlets on his fingers. A month later, you find pillars in his latest work with that same, familiar pattern as the ringlets he always toys with.

Neuvillette enamored with the image of you allowing a curl to coil about your fingers while you think. His hands itch to reach out and curl it himself, but he shows restraint in this public space. Perhaps in the privacy of his own quarters, you'll let him feel those ringlets curling around his fingers again.

Wriothesley, so familiar with the rigidity and gruffness of Meropide, finding a moment of solace when he gets the chance to bury his face in your curls. Always holding you as close as possible when you lay against his chest, just so he can see each coil spring back into place after he's stretched it out. Like a little calming ritual just for him.

Just! Just!!!!!! Play with my hair pleaseeee 🥺💕🙏🏾

#toast talks #genshin impacted #this was NOT supposed to be this long but clearly I couldn't shut up - #I always see those posts and fics that talk about characters running their fingers through the reader's hair and it's like no!!!! #You cannot run your fingers through my hair! They will get trapped! I will get poofy if you aren't careful! #But pls pls pls pls pls play with my ringlets!!!!! I do it all the time and I want them to do it too 🥺💕🙏🏾 #self ship #self shipping #x reader #genshin x reader #diluc x reader #diluc x you #kaeya x reader #kaeya x you #zhongli x reader #zhongli x you #xiao x reader #xiao x you #cyno x reader #cyno x you #kaveh x reader #kaveh x you #neuvillette x reader #neuvillette x you #wriothesley x reader #wriothesley x you #GOD THAT'S SO MANY TAGS I'M NEVER DOING THIS AGAIN WJXJSJXSI

[omtai]

my chemical romance members as types of apples

gerard is a pink lady apple. an elixir of an apple... refreshing and sweet, yet has a gorgeous tangyness to her... familliar but fresh with every bite... beautiful princess apple

mikey is a golden delicious. be kind to these apples... perfectly sweet with little acidity. shines like an autumn sunset flowering between the leaves of aspen trees...

ray the crispin apple... a beautiful balance between crunchy and juicy. a reliable friend of an apple until the end... sweet and honeylike but ever fleeting like the early morning frost... come home crispin apple

frank is the beautiful envy apple. immortal red like the beautiful gala apple... tough and punchy on the surface but once the skin yields under your teeth its a world of transcendal sweet crispness... always there when you need him... bake him into a pie

#omtai post #should i maintag this... #why not #mcr #like a boss #i think about apples too much. i love apples #inspired by z0mbiefranks toast post and max vamptits kitchen utensils post

[expelliarmus]

#mine #doctor who #dwedit #david tennant #catherine tate #matt smith #karen gillan #arthur darvill #immediately thought of this bit from a town called mercy while i was watching :') #toast crumbs on the console: slightly off course #coffee into the console: EXPLOSIONS #ok idk if tumblr's going to like me posting 2 gifsets within an hour #so if this doesn't show up in the tags... oh well!! #only a few more days until the last special is out..... #i'm so excited but also sad!!! i don't want these to end!!!!!

[chalkrub]

quick doodle of the guy

#my art #oc #mendel #anthro #furry #illustration #this pose is SO anime do u get me. when i was doing it i was like wow....mendel is late for school and is about to fall over #in front of his crush. and he hasn't even eaten his toast yet #i've been drawing a LOT but nothing i really want to post here. it's mostly like studies and things for me #and art trades too. but i will try to do more stuff. i want to make a print shop this christmas AND open comms soon so #much to do #anyway picking up scrumpy on sunday ghhhhhhhhhrrr cant wait. cant wait

[milverton]

Prayer circle for Putin to be next

like to charge reblog to cast

#uk #uk politics #queen elizabeth #the queen is dead #stand with ukraine #war in ukraine #ukraine #russian aggression #i will toast the day he dies #my post

[toast-of-eden]

Yoo Joonghyuk: [throttling a random cliché goon] WHERE IS HE?

Goon: Who?!

Yoo Joonghyuk: KIM DOKJA.

Goon:

Yoo Joonghyuk:

Goon: …who?

Yoo Joonghyuk: [sighing] Where is Yoo Joonghyuk?

#the way YJH knew KDJ would be impersonating him #and then the spartacus scene #I am Yoo Joonghyuk #I’m excited for these webtoon readers man #orv #orv spoilers #yoo joonghyuk #orv memes #post by toast

[thebibliosphere]

"How come you never promote reels about my books on Insta/Tumblr/Twitter"

Idk bestie (derogatory at this point); maybe because you use photosensitive, potentially seizure-inducing filters, and despite me telling you this is why I won't promote your work, you refuse to use anything else.

Like sorry if I care more about the safety of my followers than your work, but if you've been told something is an issue, refuse to do anything about it, then come at me saying it's not fair that I talk about other people's books, that's on you.

I ain't risking giving someone a seizure because you're too invested in using the latest filters to actually market your shit properly.

#this is aimed at a very specific person #I'm not naming names #(not yet) #but sweet suffering christ on toast you are testing my patience #vent post

[littlerosette]

i’m very amused by the fact that katniss and peeta (very sensibly imo) had children in their thirties when i know for a fact they probably got married at like. nineteen

#i’m very confident that they toasted within a year of reuniting post mj #i know it’d be nice to think that their grow together period is slow and careful and romantic #but they’re codependent teenagers who have been deeply in love for years #so they’re probably making out again in like. three months tops LMAO #everlark #the hunger games

[noxribles]

a spring day with gruncle haymitch and his geese🪿

#thg fanart #haymitch abernathy #thg haymitch #katniss and peeta #everlark #fanart #katniss everdeen #peeta mellark #the hunger games #artwork #mockingjay #everlark fanart #haymitch #he loves them a lot <3 #the hunger games fanart #post mockingjay #toast babies #my artwork #night scribbles

[catboy-bride]

i can't believe leon asks luis to 'be straight with him' like have you taken a good look at this man

#like leon.... #come on.... #resident evil #resident evil 4 #resident evil 4 remake #re4 #re4 remake #leon kennedy #leon s kennedy #luis sera #luis serra #serennedy #leon x luis #re4make #re4r #aphex toastposting #i need a tag for when i'm zoinked while posting #aphex toast gifs

[twinstxrs]

murph knocking it out of the PARK this episode both as riz (badass lil creature, fiercely dedicated to his friends, so deeply loving to his mom & reassuring her that he sees her + appreciates all she does for him) and just as murph (“the beans are due,” laughing at ally’s lack of written saving throws, reaction to the trap door bit, “so tactical, so late”)

#fantasy high #dimension 20 #fhjy spoilers #fhjy #riz gukgak #brian murphy #murph #also just. post-trap door bit being kristen’s turn & beardsley having clear tears in their eyes was SOOOO 😭 #wait ALSO ALSO riz getting called a punk bitch by duggan earlier sent me so bad my god #so much happened in this fucking episode fr & it was both wonderful and deeply terrifying at once so i’m just focusing on the fun parts rn #wait also also also (sorry i keep remembering things) riz ordering pancakes waffles AND french toast @ the diner was so lil creature of him #idk i’m obsessed

[g-r-a-v-e-y-a-r-d]

i put the rot in erotica

#toast post