#poor little idiot

[st-hedge]

That emo guy from the sekiro game

#sekiro #genichiro ashina #why do I always like the emo drama lords #or is he mall goth #but on a serious note #I think his in game charred arms are so cool #if u get a chance to look closely u realise the open wounds got cooked by the lightning #which is absolutrly foul but #very cool #poor little idiot

[soufre-de-paris]

everyone's tavs are gorgeous and ornate and lovely and mine's just

#oh don't get me wrong #i'm not complaining #he's dumb as rocks with too much charisma and a penchant for rolling a two #poor little idiot #i love him #bg3

[steampoweredwerehog]

Love me a villain that is tragic and sympathetic but is also shown to have 70% of their problems be their own damn fault.

#Ghost trick #ghost trick spoilers #vaguely #poor little meow meow #Beloved miserable asshole #excuse me I’m a little insane about them rn I’ll go to bed now #Beautiful idiot #Blorbo #OUGH The choices characters make when they’re desperate. JUICY

[thecoolestcowboy]

stede sends ed the sweetest little message in a bottle, like DOWN HORRENDOUSLY bad for this absolute beast of a man, but there’s just one minor problem. the scribe is overboard and no one on blackbeard’s crew knows how to fucking read.

this is gonna be one hell of a season 😭

(jim does not gaf enough to read that long ass letter ☠️)

#nice one asshole #stede fucking bonnet #justice for lucius #our flag means death #WE ARE SO BACK #ofmd s2 #ofmd season 2 #ofmd #ofmd stede #ofmd blackbeard #blackbeard ofmd #taika waititi #david jenkins #rhys darby #bring back my boy #poor little meow meow #illiterate fools #our flag means idiot #blackbonnet

[sweetstarryskies]

@wolfstarmicrofic | Draught of the Living Death | 685 words

Note: Mature themes and references to sex, nothing explicit

Sirius and Remus are friends. Best friends. Sure, they might hold eye contact longer than necessary. They might be more touchy with each other than with anyone else. Maybe their banter turns flirtatious so quickly they often don’t even realize. But they are just friends. Friends that flirt sometimes.

Sirius is sitting on the couch closest to the fireplace. He is lazily doodling stars and half-crescent moons all around the instructions for the Draught of the Living Death, not paying attention to the homework assignment he’s supposed to be working on with James. James has his Potions book open as well, he is lounging in an armchair, feet resting on the coffee table in front of him. Peter is sitting on the floor, a piece of parchment on the same table, drawing a Mandrake. Sirius looks up to watch Remus who is sitting on the couch with him, book in his lap, back resting against the armrest, legs spread out across the cushions, feet buried under Sirius’ thighs.

James interrupts the comfortable silence: “Do you ever think about our professors having sex?” 

“What the fuck, James?” Peter groans, pressing the heels of his hands to his eyes, dropping his feather. Sirius starts cackling and Remus just looks at James, slowly shaking his head. Sirius stops laughing: “Hmmm, honestly, can’t say I have, Prongs. Why? Who would you want to shag out of all of them?” Peter drops his forehand onto the table, mumbling something about being too sober for this conversation. James’ answer comes out a little bit too quickly: “Flitwick.” Sirius nods and hums thoughtfully, Peter sighs and picks his feather back up. Remus looks at Sirius now: “Are you thinking about Minnie?” Sirius stares at him in shock: “Oh, absolutely NOT, Moony. That is revolting. I do have mommy issues, but they do not go that far.” Remus chuckles and looks back down at his book.

“I don’t know,” Peter muses, apparently giving into the others’ nonsense, “I think I could show Minnie a good time.” James throws his head back laughing while Remus is chuckling again. “Oh, please,” Sirius replies, “Pete, you probably think the G-spot is where gangs meet up.” Peter glares at him, head turning red like a tomato. But before he can say anything, James interferes: “And what do you know about G-spots, Pads? Aren’t you ‘as gay as they come,’ like you always say?” The usage of air quotes is accompanied by James’ shit-eating grin. Sirius exclaims, clutching his heart in mock-defense: “Hey! I’ll have you know I’ve had sex with women before my gay awakening.” Remus looks up: “That alone does not speak for your G-spot-finding-abilities,” he deadpans. “Oh, and what makes it your forte, Moony? You’ve never even had sex with a woman, as far as I know,” Sirius replies, smirking back at him.

Before Remus can reply, Peter speaks up: “Actually, I think Moony can make anyone feel good.” Sirius tries to retort something sassy but is caught up by images appearing before his inner eye; ways in which Moony could make someone feel good… 

James’ grin widens when he agrees with Pete: “Yeah, Moony can definitely find any and all important spots.” Sirius just scoffs, and feels himself blushing. Remus wiggles his toes that are buried underneath Sirius’ thighs: “See, Pads?” With that grin that makes Sirius’ heart skip a beat. He stares back for a second too long. Flustered, Sirius averts his eyes to his Potions book, trying to think about draughts instead of dicks.

A moment later, he feels Remus shift, sitting up and scooching over to sit next to Sirius, nudging his shoulder: “Awww, Pads, don’t pout.” Remus leans in closer and lowers his voice to speak quiet enough for only Sirius to hear: “Do you need me to make you feel good?”

At that, Sirius gets up very abruptly, snaps his book shut, throws it back at the couch, and stomps over to the staircase. On his way to the dorm, he can practically feel Remus’ eyes on him.

This whole ‘Friends who Flirt-Thing’ was definitely getting out of hand. 

#wolfstar #marauders fanfiction #this is my first ever piece of writing i am posting #this is nerv wrecking #remus lupin #sirius black #sirius x remus #idiot wolfstar #i like to think they are all very sassy #remus is just waiting for sirius to crack haha #poor pete #sirius is a little shit #remus is so meannn lol #marauders era #peter pettigrew #james potter #one shot: wolfstar

[jupiterslifelessmoons]

#thomas thorne #bbc ghosts #ghosts uk #mathew baynton #may baynton #the six idiots #six idiots #them there #text post #text posts #ghosts #ghosts text posts #ghosts incorrects #poor little meow meow #jupiterslifelessmoons

[kaleenjoyer]

ok so someone asked for ed and winry working out together and i posted it but without any tags accidentally and idk how tumblr works but i think nobody saw it so im posting it again

#fma #art #fullmetal alchemist #illustration #edward elric #winry rockbell #edwin #poor little idiot winry wont give him a break #i love them sm #comic #proportions look off but im too tired to fix it

[citytogalaxy]

I saw zero posts about empathy for the people dead in the Mediterranean so fuck off with your virtue signaling for the five dumbasses in the sub

#the international community has mobilized for #the rich idiots but not for the poors missing at sea' #prioritize your worldview a little #i dont wish them death but i dont have to hope they live #titanic #oceangate

[thephantom]

@theriddletrades' master.

#*mine #sweeney todd #josh groban #annaleigh ashford #mrs lovett #broadway #a little priest #they are soooooooo sillygoofy they killed like 100 people #i want to be their third so bad i look like an IDIOT #please note his fucking old man 'OOF!' at the beginning #that poor man almost went down to the floor #watch this blog turn solely into a sweeney blog. i may have a fucking issue #her fucking EVIL ASS LOOK WHEN SHE COMES UP WITH THE PUN IN HER HEAD #YOU CAN /SEE/ IT #NELLIEEEEEEEEEE I LOVE YOUUUUU #SHE'S SO GOOFY #i'm gonna touch the buttttttt

[uhbasicallyjustmilex]

while putting together the chronological compilation of all milex’s standing next to me antics, i’ve discovered that the longest stretch of shows (8 back to back) they had not singing it into the same mic was directly after this infamous show at bristol summer sessions where alex accidentally felt miles up 💀

#which personally i think is HILARIOUS #they barely make eye contact during the song for a full TWO WEEKS afterwards #there are a couple where alex is literally at the opposite end of the stage with his back turned 😭 #talk about overcompensating 🤦🏻‍♀️ #poor little idiots #ALSO #the show where they finally pick it up again they REALLY go for it oh my god #like miles is full on moaning into the mic during their little reunion #they are IMPOSSIBLE 😭😭 #making this compilation is going to kill me actually #milex #tlsp #lulu posts

[pinguinsoo]

Liu Kang, how can you say that?😡

My poor baby😭

#mortal kombat #liu kang #kung lao #raiden #mk1 #liu kang you are an idiot #how can you say that in front of kung lao? #did you have so little faith in him? #not even like god you do something well #my poor kung lao #my man doesn't deserve this #stop treating him like trash #i hate you ntr #fuck you netherrealm #just fuck you

[littleswordsman-au]

Bwegh here's a concept. I'm enjoying messing around with the idea of a less prepared Mihawk

#digital art #one piece au #// little swordsman au #one piece #op koshiro #op mihawk #op zeff #shimotsuki koshiro #dracule mihawk #red leg zeff #// mishiro #poor zeff has to deal with so many pining idiots #mihokoshi

[send-me-a-kae-via-subspace]

shaking her. violently

#aha she IS just a poor little meow meow #anyway guys ive been having Thouhgts #falsesymmetry #falsesymmetry fanart #fasle fanart #falsesymmetry hermitcraft #falsesymmetry empires #empires smp fanart #empires smp s2 #empires smp s2 fanart #hermitcraft x empires #hermitcraft fanart #kae doodles #get reblogged. idiot (<-reblogging tag)

[shima-draws]

Selka: Ever since Alice was taken away Eugeo never smiles anymore 😔

Kirito: Wait but I see him smiling around me all the time?

Me:

#KIRITO. BRO COME ON #Anyway hi I’m playing Lycoris LOL #I got this game for Christmas and just. Haven’t touched it til now #BUT THIS LINE HAD ME YELLING #Kirito honey sweetheart babycakes my poor little meow meow. That boy is GAY for you #Kirito: He smiles at me all the time tho? #Selka: #Selka: Okay wow you’re an idiot. Moving on #SAO #Sword Art Online #Yujikiri #Kirito #Eugeo #Shima speaks

[ellivenollivander]

ELLI.

Can I pretty please request a drabble wherein Leander swears for the first time and is SO FLUSTERED by his own language?

Love you.

Love your Leander.

Have a perfect day.

Eat lots of warm, fresh bread.

Baby's First Swear Word Coming right at ya babe. A/N: Thank you for sending me this no longer a drabble because i don't know how to shut up request! I love you! Word Count: 896 TW/Rating: Naughty Words LOL

When Leander had used a swear word for the very first time, always having been the prim and proper boy his parents had wanted, he hadn’t meant too. Really he didn’t. 

It was just because he had already been having a less than ideal day, he had stayed up far too late the night before,  in the light of his bedside lamp, studying for potions class, and was exhausted by the time classes had ended for the day. Thus, being cornered in the library by the Slytherin boy who had quickly, and unintentionally, become his academic rival in their short time at Hogwarts had him fighting back tears of frustration. 

When Sebastian Sallow had made a grab for the book in Leanders hand, demanding he hand it over… things had just begun to spiral out of control fast. 

The Gryffindor had been grateful for his best friend and fellow first year Garreth, who stood at his side, trying to look as intimidating as an eleven year old could. Leander had held tight to the book, explaining he needed it for his Herbology essay, trying to keep his calm while he stared down his adversary. Sebastian had made another swipe for the book, exclaiming he had needed it for the same purpose, coupled with a biting remark on Leanders reading abilities. 

Things only went downhill from there, though it had been two against one in the stand-off, the little Gryffindors had met their match in the quick- witted Slytherin. 

With insults flying, and Leanders nerves fraying, he was tipped over the edge when Sebastian had called him a talentless prat. 

Leander had snapped, and threw back a word he had only learned from listening in on his older brothers. 

“Well, you’re a CUNT!” 

Their steadily rising voices and the tension in the quiet library had already drawn the attention of Madam Scribner, who had rounded the corner of the bookshelves the three boys were standing between, just in time to see a red faced Leander clamping his hands over his mouth, and an equally red faced Garreth Weasley, who looked as though he had just been told he’d won the Quidditch Cup. 

Sebastian’s smug grin had been painted over with a look of abject horror, playing up his feelings being irrevocably hurt at the sight of the stern librarian, a finger pointed right at the teary eyed Leander. 

The moments following the outburst were blurry to Leanders recollection, filled with anxiety and mortification at his own use of such a word. He barely registered the points being taken from Gryffindor, accepting his punishment with his hands still over his mouth, head nodding frantically, and He did not protest alongside Garreth, who insisted Sallow was just as guilty. 

He let Garreth lead him back to their common room, the cursed herbology book forgotten at Sebastian’s feet; Leander laid in bed that night, heart still racing and his flustered blush unfading, absolutely not catching up on the sleep lost the night before. 

After succumbing to his exhaustion for just a few short hours, he felt a bit better about the entire ordeal as he sat down for breakfast. The word of his word had apparently traveled around the school and a few of his housemates had given him cheerful claps on the back for his use of it against a Slytherin. His ease was short-lived, however, when on his breakfast plate dropped an angry, red, hissing envelope. 

Leander had watched many of his fellow students receive Howlers at school, but this was his first. His heart felt like it had stopped beating, and his blood ran cold as he watched it tremble on his plate. When it burst open with his Mothers angry voice filling the Great Hall, he buried his face in his crossed arms.

“LEANDER PREWETT! HOW DARE YOU USE THAT WORD!” 

As it continued, the little Gryffindor was so lost in his shame and embarrassment he didn’t notice the sympathetic glances from his elder Gryffindors, or their whispered words of encouragement of First ones’ always the worst. He also, gratefully, did not notice the teasing laughter from the rest of the houses, or from Garreth who was chuckling delightedly at his best friend's misfortune of his first Howler, having been on the receiving end of many. 

When it was finally, and blissfully over; the telling sound of a hissing tongue and shredding paper coaxed Leander from his hiding place in his arms. The prefect sat next to him quickly scourgified the red confetti from the table with an encouraging pat on his back and a smile, while Leander fought back the embarrassed tears pricking his eyes. 

Leander tried shooting a scowl in Garreths direction who was still laughing at him, and he tried to avoid glancing back at the Slytherin table, where Sebastian Sallow was wearing a smug grin that matched his housemates. He felt a bit ill, and he was still shaking with anxiety and panic. He contemplated getting up and leaving, running away from the entire ordeal, but he stayed, not wanting to give any of them the satisfaction of showing any sort of cowardice. 

His tiny act of bravery paid off, and a smile grew on his own face when Garreths laugh was abruptly cut off, replaced by an exasperated look as a Howler of his own plopped down in front of him.

#leander prewett #garreth weasley #sebastian sallow #if you don't read the howler in molly weasleys voice during chamber of secrets................. #i missed the mark #ngl i was a little sad writing my poor baby boy getting a howler #garreth is a menace but sebastian sallow is A SMUG menace #i love my stupid idiot shithead boys

[prommytheus]

grown-up sebastian debeste :]

#my art #sebastian debeste #this is my favorite drawing of him i’ve done yet tbh. hes so joyous and confident!! #im not a sebastian expert (yet…) so i dont have any real takes on how i think he’d turn out. but I THINK HE SHOULD TEACH AT THEMIS #like. he was the way that he was because of poor nurture and a lack of good role models willing to be honest with him- until justine & miles #he came into his own and his own autonomy and confidence because of teachers that believed in him and trusted him to take it #and i think he’d want to be that for someone #also i think he should still be a little overconfident but more as an intentional bit than as a result of ignorance #less ‘idiot who thinks hes hot shit’ more ‘orchestra/theatre teacher having the time of his life’ #ALSO I GOT BORED OF ONLY EVER DRAWING HIM IN RED AND BLUE SKDKLSJD #green and yellow suit him ^_^ both bc of symbolism with miles and his dad & bc then he’ll compliment kay’s color scheme