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ijuststanlafayette · 11 months

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So was nobody gonna tell me that the Crypt that Benedict Arnold was buried in has been turned into a fucking kindergarten and the grace stone of one of Americas first war hero’s and greatest traitor is kept next to the class pet.

#this is fucking hilarious #and mildly insane #there’s also a stained glass window for him in the church that an American gave as a gift for the bicentennial #poor guy can’t catch a break #amc turn #turn #turn amc #amc turn washingtons spies #benjamin tallmadge #history #turn washington s spies

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djarinvettel · 27 days

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crosshair watching the marauder burn. the only place he’d choose to call home burn. his brother in the sea unconscious from the blast. he’s ok but hurt. but their home is gone.

crosshair seeing hunter turn to face the island. knowing, somewhere in the back of his head what he’s looking at. seeing the empire shadow pabu, knowing what will happen next.

crosshair knowing he’d do anything to protect omega from the empire. crosshair not wanting to split up from hunter but knowing it’s the best plan they got. trusting his brother to get them a way out, like he’s done countless times before. his responsibility right now is omega.

crosshair seeing the shuttle fly across the sky alarmingly. hearing some alarm go off. knowing it’s hunter. he’s done this before. they might actually be able to escape the empire.

crosshair seeing the shot. the pilots down. hunter. the ship spins for the sea. fast. too fast. hold on. just hold on. he’ll be fine. he has to be. wrecker is down. they don’t have tech anymore. not hunter too. she crashes into the sea.

crosshair scrambling to find his binoculars. he’s got to find hunter. he looks at the crash site. come on hunter. come on. he sees him come up from under the water. he’s alive. he’s fine. he’s fine.

crosshair not knowing what to do. the plans shot. what do they do now? what would hunter do? they’re split up. best not change the plan. that’s what he’d do. but the empire are closing in.

crosshair hating everything omega is saying. every damn thing. because she’s got a point. she’s right. but she can’t go back to tantiss. not her. it’s not fair. she just got out. there has to be something else. anything else. but there isn’t. he reluctantly agrees.

crosshair watching her surrender. he knows what he’s got to do. he watches the troopers take her comm. he knows what to do. he watches them take her away. he knows what to do. they ascend the island. he avoids the troopers. there’s so many of them. he has to set himself up for the shot, it’s all he’s got to do. there’s so many of them. he sees omega get onto the ship. no, not another trooper. not now. they’re leaving. the shot. he needs to get the shot. no time. no time. just shoot.

oh.

no.

crosshair not knowing what to do. he missed. he only had to make the shot and he missed. he didn’t have time. and she’s gone. back there. they don’t even know where there is. how will they get her back. they have to. but. but how?

#yes? no?#does this work?#poor guy can’t catch a break #they’ll get her back #they have to #tbb #the bad batch #tbb crosshair #star wars

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wanna-bewitch-you · 4 months

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Ethan Winters’ hand injuries

Left hand:

Stabbed through with knife, impaled by screwdriver, cut off(and reattached), cut by barbed wire, two fingers and part of hand bitten off, angrily hits wounded hand against wall for some reason, cut, blood drank from it, impaled and suspended by hook, hook ripped out, bitten, burned with acid

Right hand:

Impaled and suspended by hook, hook ripped out, flies rip through hand, cut off(and reattached), crumbles away, burned with acid

#ethan winters #poor guy can’t catch a break #resident evil #resident evil 7 #resident evil village #these are just the major injuries #there’s always the inevitable scratches and bruises

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justinherbertobsessed · 7 months

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The Universe really said “No more flipping people off, Herbo” 💀

#justin herbert #la chargers #it’s a little ironic #poor guy can’t catch a break

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lu-inlondon · 2 years

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it’s good that Hob doesn’t know his Stranger is Dream.

Can you imagine him after 1989, heartbroken because he’s been stood up and the radio keeps playing stuff like Sweets Dreams (1983, Eurythmics) and the oh-so-perfectly-placed Shattered Dreams (1988, Johnny Hates Jazz) up and down?

Or literally anything else that mentions dreams?

#poor guy can’t catch a break #watch him ban radio at the new inn #or break down in front of students that keep humming it in class #the sandman #dreamling

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aduckwithears · 8 months

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Thinking about how Crowley hasn’t gotten any wahoos or vavooms and ready to see this happen for him in season 3.

#give me season 3 or give me death #poor guy can’t catch a break #good omens #good omens s2 #good omens 2 #go s2 #Crowley #a duck talks

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eternallovers65 · 8 months

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Mexican friends, is the internet really that bad there???? Or is it just roier's connection??? My guy is fighting for his life in the past three streams lol

#poor guy can’t catch a break #qsmp #roier

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narastories · 21 days

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It would be an interestimg exercise to figure out in which book Harry gets the most injuries 😂 If we're going for severity of injury then Changes is the obvious answer. But I feel like if we mean quantity then Skin Game has a good chance to top all of them 😬 He seriously gets beat up in this book so much.

#skin game #dresden files #harry dresden #random dresden files thoughts #this is not my first time listening to this book but I already lost count again #as of chapter 23 he gets shot #breaks his arm #gets smacked around by the genoskwa #stabbed with a nail #(all while being pregnant mind you 😛)#and that's not even the juicy bits of this book #poor guy can’t catch a break

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thedeleteduser · 1 month

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i am the only one who cares for this guy