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#this is fucking hilarious
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Oh yeah, I totally laughed at this point. This is insane.
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And also, you can draw this freely. 😁
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starsinursa · 1 year
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browsing my local humane society's adoption page and suddenly
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what the hell guys
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punkitt-is-here · 8 months
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So happy to have my own copy of Apple in the Orchard!!!
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YOU CANT SPAMTON PLUSHIE MY ZINE NOOOOOOOOOO
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ijuststanlafayette · 11 months
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So was nobody gonna tell me that the Crypt that Benedict Arnold was buried in has been turned into a fucking kindergarten and the grace stone of one of Americas first war hero’s and greatest traitor is kept next to the class pet.
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strabius-berry · 1 year
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Therapist: Flossing Present Mic isn't real, he can't hurt you.
Flossing Present Mic:
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jengatr0n · 8 months
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How we rockin w the Couch Mug
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Pro Wrestling Illustrated, May 2006
The Wrestling Forecaster: C.M. Punk
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(@selamat-linting here you go broski)
WHAT’S AHEAD FOR THE REMAINDER OF 2006?
Punk started 2006 with one strike against him. In the summer of 2005, Punk signed a WWE contract and was brought up for a dark match, where he was managed by Alexis (Mickie James) Laree. The promoters had high expectations for Punk, especially since he was coming into WWE after a spectacular run in Ring of Honor. For whatever reason, the WWE front office wasn’t impressed with Punk’s match. Punk was sent down to OVW, cooling him off after the hottest period in his career. That means Punk still has an awful lot to prove in 2006. He has conquered the indy world and won over the legions of Internet fans and tape-traders who constitute the core ROH audience. But that just means he’s a big fish in a small pond. Succeeding in WWE is an entirely different prospect. Punk is leaner and less chiseled than most WWE competitors, and the fans may not know what to make of him at first. That’s why Punk needs to make an immediate impact if he hopes to make it there. After continuing to earn rave reviews in OVW, Punk will be called up to WWE right after WrestleMania. He will have a diva in his corner (either Maria or Candice Michelle) and will sneak-attack Randy Orton. “Everything you have was handed to you on a silver platter,” Punk will scream at the fallen Orton. “I worked my way up from nothing. I fought for every little scrap I have, and that makes me better than you.” Punk will be Orton’s biggest test since The Undertaker. While the feud will be one of the best feuds of the year, Orton will emerge victorious. 
WHERE WILL HE BE IN 2011?
As much as we would love to see Punk win the World title and usher in a new era, we just don’t see it happening. We don’t think Punk is a team player or a big corporate guy. He won’t play politics or suffer in silence when a ridiculous storyline is forced upon him. He’ll be gone from WWE by 2008 and will spend the next few years as ROH’s elder statesman. 
WHERE WILL HE BE IN 2016?
Thoroughly disillusioned with the wrestling scene, Punk will announce a semi-retirement in 2013. He will still wrestle on occasional cards around Philadelphia, but will spend most of his time fronting a new spoken word/hardcore straight-edge band. He’ll develop a hearty audience and will tour with Henry Rollins on speaking engagements and poetry slams.
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mello-when-hi · 1 year
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Heard my Younger brother laughing while playing Minecraft. Asked him what was so funny and he showed me what he had built
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When questioned as to why he added a heart to his build, he looks me dead in the eye and says ‘I’m just being honest.’
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freelyhauntedduck · 9 months
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Aaravos: "Our child." Points to Sir Sparklepuff.
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snopiah · 11 months
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sergle · 4 months
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i want you to know every time i sell off a rooster in sims 4 automatically i think of your Into The Woodchipper post
my influence is immeasurable
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da-riya · 8 months
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the-cimmerians · 6 months
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A Biden campaign account on X, formerly known as Twitter, said: “We just joined Truth Social, mostly because we thought it would be very funny.”
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chirpsythismorning · 10 months
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Somebody said this is Mike watching Willel reunite in the desert 🤣🤣🤣
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wazzappp · 4 months
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Crack idea: Khaji Da either spends time online and hears all of the Furby horror stories, or Jaime and it witness a Furby making noise and moving and Khaji Da cannot detect a power source. From that point on, it has a “mild” fear of Furbys and demands for Jaime to eliminate the threat with extreme prejudice and ludicrous amounts of force.
AKSLLDLFLKG OH MY GOD YES.
Jaime is more than willing to acquiesce to Khajis sense of Extreme Overkill. Just this once. DESTROY THE SOULLESS CREATURE. IT'S EMPTY EYES HOLD NOTHING BUT NIGHTMARES.
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beautifulcrayon · 2 months
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Are u aware of the jerma redraws showing up in your most popular posts next to each other like this
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OH MY GOD???? LMAOOO THATS SO FUNNY TY FOR SHOWING ME
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