#poor Superman

[frownyalfred]

Imagine having a hopeless crush on Batman and telling yourself it isn’t real and it’s just the mask you’re attracted to and the whole illusion will be ruined if he takes it off.

Clark, to himself during a JL meeting: maybe he’s ugly under the cowl and you just have a weird mask fetish

Clark .2 seconds after seeing Bruce take off the cowl one day after a battle: oh my god it’s so much worse

#poor vanilla Clark is beating himself up for having a mask kink #meanwhile #bruce wayne #batman #dc #superbat #clark kent #Superman

[reebmiester]

apparently “and yet you're bi yourself” is not an appropriate response

#batfam #dick grayson #bruce wayne #clark kent #nightwing #batman #superman #bat family #batfamily #dc comics #my art #everyone knows about jon but they're being nice and not telling him #bruce has been given this speech 10 times. poor tim

[p1nkshield]

Superman: Hey Batman congratulations on adopting your son! My mom insisted I bring you this… are you okay?

Batman, looking especially bedraggled, dragging a hand down his face: huh? Yes. I’m fine. I it’s just that I can’t find him.

Superman: What? do you mean you LOST HIM?

Batman: shhh, be quiet

*scuttling from above*

Batman, squinting: he’s in the rafters.

Superman: the wHAT!?

Batman: what did you bring?

Superman looking up frantically: the rafters?!?- I brought pie but why are you asking me tha-

Batman: ROBIN COME, PIE!

*scuttling stops, then rapidly moves closer*

Robin!dick: please give me some pie please

Batman: come down here first. If you try to eat upside down you’ll choke.

Robin!dick: not true I’ve been practicing!

Superman: 0_0

#dick grayson #bruce wayne #clark kent #robin!dick #batman #superman #Robin don’t practice eating upside down #please Robin I beg of you #if you choke then fall then get a concussion I will never recover #okay…. #clark: maybe I don’t want kids… #bros got ​a real num num cookie situation on his hands #poor brucie #Robin come pie is to be read like that EJ COME WATER meme

[toytle]

superblorbos in their teen years

#clark kent #superman #barry allen #the flash #hal jordan #green lantern #bruce wayne #batman #dc #dc comics #detective comics #danart #alt text #described #(artist’s notes in the alt text for comparison!) #nothing gives me joy quite like drawing face studies U__U #i should redo this with their current selves to compare #poor barry looks like he has a crick in his neck #joint problems at age 17… dw buddy you’ll get healing powers soon enough

[minty364]

DPXDC Prompt #73

Danny was on the run from the GIW and he was damaged badly on the verge of retreating into his core. He was almost at Metropolis and was hopeful that he could leave his core with one of the supers. He spots Superman on top of the Daily Planet. Somehow he’s able to explain this to Superman and he actually agrees to take care of his core.

Superman realizes he may have bitten off more than he could chew. After Danny retreated into his core Superman felt weaker, this wasn’t as bad as actual Kriptonite but it did weaken him like it. He brings Danny to the Watchtower and the JL takes turns keeping an eye on the core.

Constantine walks into the room and in his shocked stated blurts, “How the hell did you get ahold of a baby ancients core!?! How did it get hurt!? I swear to god, do you want an inter dimensional war?! Because this is how you get an inter dimensional war!”

#dp x dc prompt #dp x dc #dc x dp #danny fenton #danny phantom #poor danny #superman #writing prompt #watchtower #Superman adopts a baby god #Danny gets vivisected #by the giw #danny has a bad time #It doesn’t matter how many others come into contact with Danny Clarks stuck with him. #Ghost cores are weaker Kryptonite #Like half as powerful? Idk

[superbat-love]

Superman attempting to ask Batman out on a date until Batman hits him with a “We need to talk” moment

#poor dude was instantly shot down #the words every partner dreads hearing #superbat #dc #dc comics #official #superman x batman #batman x superman #superman/batman #batman/superman #superman #batman #clark kent #bruce wayne

[themanfromu]

Okay help me understand this.....

-They call Henry while he's filming the witcher for the black adam cameo

-He leaves the set (while they're still filming) to go to America

-They film the scene in a super secret location

- Black Adam movie comes out with Henry in it as Superman

-They make the man announce that he is back

-Talks about it in interviews

-The rock welcomes him back

-Fans are excited

All of this and now they're like naaah nevermind

#Good job DC #Really #Wtf are you doing #Poor Henry #Break the mans heart will you #Henry Cavill #Superman #Man of steel

[petramoth]

What’s up everyone, I’m rewatching the Justice League animated series (I will not be normal about this)

I know I won’t be the first to say it but

This is THE SuperBat scene of all time

The excitement, the chest to chest hug, the loving look on Clark’s face, the knowing looks exchanged between the rest of the team GOD I AM INSANE ABOUT THEM

Even my Mom, who knows basically nothing about these characters, walked by during this scene and said “Oh my god, they’re in love! Does no one else see that?”

Don’t worry, Mom, many of us do indeed see that

#I have so many videos saved on my phone of scenes I recorded because they are so in love #I’ve been posting about it everywhere but here and that seemed a shame #I deserve to be my most insane here after all #My poor fiancé has been dealing with me essentially live-tweeting my watch through to her #luckily she loves me (and Batman) #superbat #Superman #Batman #Justice League #justice league animated #bruce wayne #clark kent

[puppetmaster13u]

Cryptid-esque Batman, but he uses vantablack for his entire outfit.

Everything is just, black, darkness, a moving shadow, save for when the cloak opens and there's the bat-symbol. He keeps it a different colors so his kids can still find him, but the moment they're in range he closes the cloak and it's like they're just gone.

He still has all of his armour and gadgets, they're just completely invisible amidst the rest of his form. The kids might be covered in bright colors, but he makes sure to give them each a cape or cloak for hiding. Just in case.

The issue is that now all of Gotham thinks the batclan are some sort of living shadows that form in the night. Not helped when Duke joins for the daylight and quite literally glows.

#prompts #writing prompt #batman au #vantablack batclan au #Poor Justice league keeps getting jumpscared #Superman is the only one who doesn't thanks to superhearing #the real reason he's memorized each of their heartbeats is to prevent jumpscares lol #If the batfam even joins the league #I would think getting proof of their existence is rather hard #batfam #cryptid batfam #cryptid batman #batblob can exist and have a legit explanation #vantablack #Let all of the group be blobs of shadow and look like someone used a black paintbucket on a paper with no sign of where they begin or end #Also give them glowy eyes for funsies

[gummybearstastelikesadness]

Vlads secretary recently quit in the middle of Vladco having a minor business expansion into Gotham and now he needs to hire a new one.

The bats are currently investigating one Vladimir Masters after he started to bring his business into Gotham. They’re very interested in the suspicious nature he acquired his wealth. Maybe it’s time to forge some resumes and bust out some old identities, Tim still has that blonde wig after all.

#dp x dc #dp x dc prompt #tim drake #vlad plasmius #Tim would immediately be judging all of Vlads poor business decisions #Vlad when hiring a new PA: I will have to make sure Daniel doesn’t bring up plasmus around them #Vlad: hires new PA. New PA: immediately tells Vlad off for making bad decisions with the company and about not properly scheduling #fights with his nemesis (Phantom) on the calendar. honestly even Lex Luther makes sure his board knows he’s unavailable before gallivanting #after Superman again #Tim who’s had the job for a week and knows too much: I should not be relating to the super villain through failure with clone making #Vlad and Tim: I’m totally normal about cloning this one black haired blue eyed teenager… (Kon and Danny) #I’m referencing Tim because I’m more familiar with his cover identity’s then most of the other bats although Lego Batman could probably #pull off a disguise that would work based off the time he dressed as the mayor of Gotham

[noctidoodles]

DP X DC - CONSTANTINE

John Constantine sighed as he made his way to the JL meeting room . He had stopped in front of the door when a shiver ran up and down his spin and he felt breathless. He felt such a heavy force the felt like he was being crushed, almost like he was drowning. he glanced around the hallways unsure if a powerful demon was sneaking up behind him or not before he shook his head and took a deep breath before opening the door. He steps in and sees the team had already taken their seats and batman stood at the front of the table. The feeling intensified and John froze again.

"Bloody hell! It feels like death in here!" He hissed glaring towards batman. He heard a small gasp  and a small head poked its way from next to where superman was seated

"Take that back!" A white glowing haired child said appalled pointing a finger at him

"What the fuck? Are we babysitters now too?" John rubbed a hand over his face, today was really not his day and he just wanted to get drunk already back in the house of mystery

"Take it back john" batman said shortly after, not looking up from a tablet he was holding. The flash stiffled a giggle and wonder women folded her arms

"What? Your not being for real right now bats?" John said reaching for a seat and sitting in it heavily as the feeling in the room didn't ease up

"It feels like damn death in here! You lot can't tell me you don't feel it!" John said glancing at every team member, the boy had sat back in his seat sheepishly hidden behind supermans massive form again

"It's a sensitive topic at the moment" superman said with a small smile as he seemed to move to pat the boys head

John groaned, so ready to go home.

#hes just so rude! #poor danny didnt mean to make it feel like that #danny phantom #danny fenton #danny phantom au #dp x dc crossover #dc x dp #john constantine #clark kent #superman #wonder woman #the flash #justice league #JL #batman #bruce wayne #justice league dark

[frownyalfred]

fics where Clark invites Bruce to Smallville for Thanksgiving/Christmas/Etc without inviting Alfred -- I'm sorry?? that's his dad?? you're gonna make him leave his dad at home???

#this is just a joke #those fics make sense obvs #but I always wonder about poor alfred #man is prob happy to get a break but still #INVITE HIS DAD YOU COWARDS #superbat #batman #superman #clark kent #bruce wayne #alfred pennyworth #batfamily

[dangerousdan-dan]

I love Batman, but I also love when others call him out on his nonsense.

Clark is done with your bullshit, Bruce.

#poor Clark #my man needs a break Bruce you're giving him a headache #batman #superman #bruce wayne #clark Kent #shazam #billy batson #alex ross #mine

[minty364]

DPXDC Prompt #79

Any language where it is not spoken commonly every day is considered a dead language and every ghost can speak it. Kryptonion is one of those languages, so when the planet Krypton along with her people died so did the language.

12 years go by and 12 year old Danny is on the run from the GIW with his sister and parents. They settle down on a farm and get Danny enrolled in school where he becomes friends with Clark Kent. Clark was one day acting a little upset and Danny wanted to help in anyway he could.

Clark was muttering to himself, specifically what that apparition that showed up in the weird ship he apparently arrived in. He just wanted to know what it meant. Danny understood him though.

#dp x dc prompt #dp x dc #dc x dp #danny fenton #danny phantom #writing prompt #poor danny #clark kent #Danny and Clark go to school together #Kryptonian is a dead language #Ghost speak is made up of every dead language #Danny understands kryptonian #my adventures with superman #Clark just wants to know #Danny and Clark are the same age #Danny’s parents know and are doing their best

[superbat-love]

The divorce arc

#when your husband leaves you for a new side piece #poor batman #superbat #batfam #batfamily #dc #dc comics #official #superman x batman #batman x superman #superman/batman #batman/superman #superman #batman #clark kent #bruce wayne #robin #nightwing #dick grayson

[ariconditioner]

ok but can we talk about how clark didn’t even get any time to process what he saw in that orb. bro literally had all his worst fears that he held for his whole life confirmed in front of his eyes and before he could even get a fully formed sentence out BOOM kryptonite fucks him up BOOM alien space ship rises and he’s gotta dust off his trauma and go save the world again

#poor fuckin guy #give him a break #please #maws #maws clark kent #maws superman #my adventures with superman