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ghost-catto · 2 years
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Zane: I SHOULD HAVE BIRTHED YOU ON THE F_CKING TOILET BOWL-
Lloyd: 🖕😶
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Zane: SON OF A B*TCH YOU OPEN THIS GATE RIGHT NOW OR IM COUNTING TO THREE- ONE- ...FOUR, ok shouldn't have dropped out of college-
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Zane: THATS IT COLE- YOU LOST TOILET PAPER PRIVILEGES HAVE FUN BEING CREATIVE.
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Zane: IMA COOK DIN DIN IN TEN MINUS FIVE SECONDS I NEED YOU TO EVACUATE FOR 1 HOUR EVACUATE THE KITCHEN---
Zane: aww jay you're not a mistake. your a regret- NOW PICK UP THIS SH_T
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Zane: mommy got you a kitchen and stroller so you can get ready to give up on your dreams <3
Lloyd:
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Zane:... F_CK I'VE BEEN WASHING DISHES IN MY SLEEP AGAIN- WE'RE FUCKING LATE FOR SCHOOL
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Zane: I do not have a favorite husband.. I do have a least favorite and it's kai-
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Zane: if you don't like my tuna casserole then you're a dumbass or a liar- or worse you're vegan-
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Zane: I NEED YOU TO STOP GOING THROUGH PUBERTY-
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Zane: jay you get the hell out of my kitchen or I'm telling Cole about your tiny dick-
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Zane: JESUS YOU THROW GAYER THAN YOUR FATHERS and their so gay they fucked me-
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Zane: HONK AT ME ONE MORE TIME- I WILL GROW A DICK AND FUCK YOU-
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nonbinary-morro · 11 months
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Pride reminder to make you little plastic men (and women!!!) Hold hands <333
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Restaurant won for Cole and Kai’s date, so I’ll get on writing that as soon as possible! ^^ For now, ideas for Jay and Kai’s date!
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majachee · 2 months
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woe. rareship be upon ye
march 9th 2024
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tbrm-senju · 23 days
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posted this already on twitter but for my tumblr folks: freaks in the village
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shardkn1ght · 3 months
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Number 2 of WRW Raphs partners!
Meet Anji!
Anji is made by the wonderful @naami-has-an-art-dump !
Go check them out!
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lotus-duckies · 8 months
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the comedy in splinter seeing donnie fight with casey over april and being like "oh no it's me", thinking they'd have a fight that would destroy them
but then they decide to have a polycule and splinter is Flabberghasted
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faetaiity · 1 year
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Hallo, hate to bother ya but is it okay if I request poly turtles (dark au or normal) x y/n who like physical affection but is kinda selective about affection (don’t know how to describe it, kinda like Donnie I guess).
You don’t have to, just wondering!
Two posts within a week?? wow I might actually get back to a decent schedule, hopefully. I went with Normal! bc I have so much shit for Dark AU, I just wanna appreciate my original boys, y'know? (also, I'm fucking around with how my posts look, so, sorry abt that besties :'}) I left the cause of Reader's Selective Affection/Selective Touch up to interpretation but it's mainly written for those who get overstimulated (ASD)
✩ Poly! Rise! Turtles x GN! Selectively Affectionate! Reader ✩
Post Format: Headcanons
CW/TW: angst for Leo's areas and possible hints of Mikey guilt tripping you unintentionally at the end
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They actually take it pretty well once it's explained to them.
Donnie takes it the easiest, obviously, But Raph also takes it generally well, maybe not as well as Donnie but that's to be expected tbh, I can't decide who would take it the worst though, definitely Mikey or Leo, though.
Now that I think about it, Leo probably takes it worse but gets over it VERY quickly
Why?
Donnie. Donnie will actually beat his twin's ass over it, understanding how it feels to be touched when you don't want to be (even if your issues don't stem from overstimulation.)
But Mikey very rarely gets punished from it due to baby sibling privileges, it'll take him longer to respect that boundary, especially if you don't regularly enforce it with him.
Now that's not to say that he doesn't respect it, it's just, like Leo, he's a very touchy person affection-wise, his preferred choice of showing love is physical touch.
He'll end up stopping all-together until you tell him it's okay, until then? Surprise hugs from behind!
I'll get more into them now, that's just the things that came to mind immediately.
Raph respects it, he might mess up a little bit every once in a while, and he apologizes profusely once it happens
Because while he definitely respects your boundaries 1000%, his usual form of affection is physical touch, but he'll try to find other ways! It'll just take a bit :}
Donnie definitely respects it, scarily so, often avoiding even brushing against you if he can help it
As he has Overstimulation issues and hates being touched at times, he understands the feeling, often he struggles to understand if your selective touch doesn't stem from ASD/SPD (Autism Spectrum Disorder/Sensory Processing Disorder), but he treats it like it is so it's easier for him to relate to.
Leo is difficult about this, I consider Leo a boundary pusher when he doesn't understand or agree with something, for this, it's the former
He doesn't understand why you don't want him to touch you sometimes, if it goes on long enough, he might start to doubt you love him, as his insecurities kick in and overthink about it, he'll think you hate him and just can't find a way to break it to him that you don't love him as much as his brothers
His walls get wrecked and forcefully torn down during this, which is why he gets desperate for affection from you, leading to him getting his shit kicked in by Donnie, just treat him with patience and have a talk with him about it, okay? It'll make him feel a lot better
Mikey is also a Boundary pusher, but not intentionally! He's just.... super Physically affectionate..... he wants to cuddle his darling 24/7 and gets a little bummed during your No-Touch/Affection periods
He still tries to sneak in a hug or cuddle, leading to Donnie scolding him (Donnie is the only brother who calls him out on this behavior lmao), he slowly gets more and more respectful, especially if you call him out on it. He doesn't want to make you uncomfortable after all!
Unlike Leo, he doesn't get insecure about this, he knows you love him, you say it all the time! Why would you lie?
Once you get out of these moods or if this is a constant thing, warm up to the idea of being touched by them, they're ecstatic.
Raph loves cuddling and peppering you with kisses for hours and playing cutesy games like AC:NH on the switch, probably tickles you if you're okay with it.
Leo gets emotional and just clings to you, especially if his insecurities were really bad before you gave the go ahead, you're not allowed to pee or get up for ANYTHING for a couple hours lmao.
Donnie is a 50/50, mainly because if you are okay with touch again, he might be in an Overstimulated state, so sometimes you don't get to cuddle him, but when you do? He's clingy like Leo, understanding that he doesn't know when he'll get the chance to do this again.
Mikey lovebombs you, dragging you to the couch to hug and kiss, constantly complimenting you and whining about how hard it was to not hug you, because he loves you so much!!
All in all, just give them patience and communication and they'll try their best to make you comfortable
7/10, communication is key, boys, communication is key.
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Sorry if it's bad by the end, I'm super tired lmao, but I had the motivation to write and idk when I'll get more :'}
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Heyo! Love your work btw *chef kiss* I'm obsessed with your poly turtles stuff. Could you maybe do some Christmas poly headcannons? Seasonal Activities they do with their s/o, possible gifts they receive, fav cookies/treats, fav Xmas music. Idk just some festive stuff? If you're busy that's cool 😎 your poly turt stuff has me needing more haha. Thanks!
Ok, I'm pretty sure I got this before Christmas and it's now May. I'm so sorry. I won't go into all the reasons I haven't really been writing because it's a lot but I want to get back into it so here goes with this very unseasonal post lmao
and thank you everyone for you patience as I get back into the swong of writing for my blog
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Raph
This big hunk of red and green first
He's very seasonal if you think about it
He's also super (secretly) into the holidays
catch him doing his rendition of rockin' around the Christmas tree very loudly when he's off his tits on eggnog
((side note I think he would hate eggnog but would drink it solely because it's festive))
He's secretly super sentimental and he knows you love this time of year so he really puts his back into it
I'm talking it's the 1st of December and he wakes you up in a full Santa outfit and white beard (that he knitted himself) yelling "Ho Ho Ho!" and asking if you've been naughty or nice
it's like 6am so you, naturally, tell him to piss off
to which he makes a big show of trying to shove you into his Santa sack because "Someone needs a trip to the North Pole to learn the Christmas spirit"
He's also pretty good with crafts
obvs you guys can't go outside and be seen so he creates a whole winter wonderland in the lair (without telling the others, Mikey was the only one who appreciated it tbh)
also he's a great cook so you spend evening after evening baking sugar cookies and decorating them, sipping hot chocolate with a candy cane in it and whipped cream on top, making warming winter soups.
In terms of gifts, he gets you anything and everything he even thinks you might like
real big spender this one
handmade too items like a scarf he knitted for you because your old one was a bit worn, handmade card, he even did a little snow globe that he made with figures of you and him inside of it
he'll say "I know it's lame" or "It's not the best but I tried" but it means the world to you
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Leo
Big boy blue up next
I see him loving a very traditional, old fashioned, classic Xmas.
His big thing is that he loves to decorate the tree with you
but you would always bicker about how it should look
"No, I think a gold and red theme would look better!"
"But, Leo, we have all of these cute glass candy canes I wanna hang!"
"But I have a vision!!"
so this year he decides to buy like 6 trees (and by buy I mean forage, steal or cut down)
so you can both have your own trees and decorate them however you want
this, obviously, becomes a Christmas competition
your very unwilling judges are Leo's brothers and even Splinter
they have never looked more uncomfortable than when you and Leo are very passionately stating your case for why your tree is better than the other's and it ends in you both throwing baubles at each other
about half an hour and a lot of tinsel lying everywhere later you decide that maybe you're both a little too competitive
but Leo reassures that "That's why I love you"
He's so big on quality time with you
lot's of sitting by a crackling fire, sipping coco and letting soft Christmas songs play
he's made a playlist of v gentle ones like Eartha Kitt's Santa baby, Conventry carol and god rest ye merry gentlemen.
it's all about the mood w/ Leo
as far as gifts, it's has to be something personal and sweet
a pressed flower in resin from the first day you both met, a silver heart shaped locket with a pic of you both in it, some sort of talisman that's supposed to keep you safe in ninja superstition
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Mikey
Time for chaotic good to come to play
Mikey just manages to capture that almost childlike enthusiasm and wonder for the season
He has a funny habit of wrapping your gifts to look like something else
last year you were certain he'd gotten you a rocking horse but it turned out to be a new phone and headphones
"How long did it take you to wrap it like that?"
"Don't ask questions you don't wanna know.....3 hours to make the horse part look right"
normally he gets you silly but sweet gifts
lots of sticking filler things
oh and he gets you an actual stocking too, but like a comically oversized one to fit all the gifts
stuff he's made too
one year he made you 50 hand cut paper snowflakes with 50 reasons he loves you written and drawn on them
also stuff you guys can do together
video games he knows you'll find fun, stupid interactive games that you can play, that kinda stuff
he does a special Xmas scavenger hunt for you each year that the others pretend is stupid but it keeps getting more elaborate as time goes on and even they are started to get invested in the ending
there's a theme and everything ranging from polar express to murder at the Christmas party to Santa's grotto....
he also never fails to dress up as Mrs Clause every year (because Raph insists on being Santa and at first Mikey just wanted everyone to laugh, but now it's kinda a tradition)
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Donnie
oh my sweet gadget boy
he's super big into cocktails, the sweeter the better
and you always get to name them together but you both have a warped sense of humour so the names are getting out of hand
you pick a fave each year as well
last year was "The abominable snowman's frozen left nut" and the year before was "Mrs Clause putting glass shavings in Santa's food because he came back with the clap"
I told you they were bizarre....
his gifts are always thoughtful and so romantic
I HC Donnie as being a super romantic guy
whether it be a painting he made of the constellations and planets in correct placement on the night the two of you first kissed
or a wreath of dried flowers and plants to hang on the door that came from the field behind your childhood house
but this year it's a scrapbook filled to the brim with every detail of the two of you, all dated and with a little annotation telling a story as to why it's in there. photos, cards, handwritten letters, magazine cut outs, diary entries.... it's all in there and it's enough to make you cry.
He also sneaks you out on Christmas eve every year without the others knowing (they'd flip if they came to know that he was stealing you away at that time)
but he takes you up to the rooftops to sit on blankets and drink hot chocolate (spiked with a little rum, it's Donnie after all...) and look at the lights and snowflakes and people bustling home to their families and you sit and feel at peace and laugh as you make up backstories to each individual you see scurrying home
you lean against his shoulder and every year that he does this it feels more magical than the last
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fungalittleweirdo · 2 months
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Jules I want 12 donatello. And 12 leo. I want the 12 blurple please. First impressions ig.
fixing that up and making it all four 2012 turtles because you told me to >:)
also, everyone tell spoopy happy birthday or i'll slice your elbow skin.
hmmmm this request isn't specific and i'm feeling particularly fluffy today so here's this monstrosity of 2012 turtles x gn reader (the turtles are aged up to their twenties i guess)
this is so mid
this is actually so mid even for something i had only 24 hours to produce
i'm rewatching the ENTIRE 2012 series because i HAVE THE BOX SET WITH ALL 124 EPISODES and i will characterise them all so hard
i just keep adding on to this author's note istg who let me start writing fanfic again (spoopy this is all your fault)
(i love you though pookies mwah mwah)
(happy birthday <33)
So Much For Huevos Rancheros
You decided a sleepover with your favourite mutants was long overdue, so last night you went to the lair wearing your fluffiest pyjama pants for an impromptu movie night. Mikey chose an R-rated Chris Bradford film to make fun of, and all of you agreed to make it a bad movie night. Ninety minutes and a turtle pile for sleeping later, you wake up to the smell of breakfast wafting from the kitchen.
Groggily, you sit up and wince at the stomachache, immediately laying back down due to your stomach telling you to kill yourself. Raph groans beside you, reaching for your hand and intertwining his fingers with yours, yawning with a comfortable smile. Mikey's head was previously on your chest and Donnie's is on your lap, drooling on your pyjamas. The orange turtle was awake, rubbing at his eyes and giving you a dopey smile as you looked up at him.
"Morning tummyaches again?" He reached down to your stomach, rubbing your left side gently to soothe the aches. You sigh in relief, thankful enough that Mikey knew just how to make your mornings better. After a moment, a blush flushes your face and you sit up to bump your head against his plastron.
"Thanks Mikey," you peck his cheek then carefully get up, trying your best not to wake Raph and Donnie. The youngest turtle brother goes to turn the TV on again, keeping the volume low. You move on to the kitchen, where Leo seems to be the one cooking.
He was wearing a frilly apron, which seemed out of character for him, but he was making huevos rancheros, just the way you showed him. Your heart lept in your throat at the display, sighing dreamily as you watched your turtle work.
"Come here and give me a good morning kiss, hm?" He turned, smiling at you while you lean forward, planting a chaste kiss on his lips. You try to step back but he drops the utensil he was using to wrap an arm around you and keep you in close proximity so he could keep kissing you. You melt in his arms and reach to grab onto his shoulders, and he snakes his arm up your back to feel how tense your back muscles had become due to the way you slept. He parts with a concerned look. "You should have slept in my bed last night," Leo frowns and jabs at one of your pressure points to undo the tension of your muscles, your spinal cord turning to cooked spaghetti.
"Nuh-uh, we all agreed on a cuddle pile last night because April and Casey couldn't come, just because you're leader doesn't mean you get them for more time than the rest of us!" Mikey walked up to the kitchen with a pout, letting the TV run as background noise instead.
"Fuck you mean, nuh-uh?" Raph yawned, walking by Mikey to nudge him harshly, then kiss the side of your head to pass by, his destination seeming to be the fridge. Mikey was flabbergasted, gesturing to Raph as if he was saying "get a load of this guy". Raphael turned from the fridge with the pitcher of homemade orange juice in his hand and a glare that put Mikey in his place.
"I... I think we're supposed to be on Mikey's side, Raph."
Donnie walks in to wrap his arms around you and nuzzle on the top of your head, breathing you in. You rolled your eyes, putting your hands on your hips.
"I swear, the four of you have a hard time sharing even though you're old enough to know how. It's cute when it's a movie or comic book but not when it's me. Can we please just have breakfast in peace? Together?" You sit at the breakfast bar and the turtles responded "yes" in unison, a smirk playing on your lips. Leo served your huevos rancheros last, giving you the freshest of the food he cooked. The four of you eat in silence, enjoying Leo's cooking.
After breakfast, the five of you end up cuddling on the couch, each turtle entangled with a part of you in some way, giving you adoring nuzzles as you watched Space Heroes together.
"You know we love you, right?" Leo whispers, stroking your hair and giving you a quick kiss below your ear, making you flinch.
"We love you lots, princess..." Donnie grins from your lap, looking up at you, then reaching for your palm to press his lips against it. Not quite a kiss, but a romantic gesture nonetheless.
"Love you beyond the moon and back, honey..." Raph reaches for your other hand, kissing a trail up to your bicep, then nuzzling into your shoulder. Mikey turns around to look up at you from below, where he usually sits when there's no room for him on the couch. He leans in to kiss your knee politely, a grin on his face as he stares up at you in wonder.
"Nothing will ever make us stop loving you, ice cream cake! You're ours forever!"
You pull your hands back to cover your face, feeling embarrassed, but heart so full. You're glad you slept over the lair and spent time with your silly turtle boyfriends.
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b00inazkaban · 1 year
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Hello could you do bayverse tmnt x reader poly, where there all share the reader. The reader is also best friends with April, do they fight eachother for the reader attention, do they take the reader out to patrol with them. April take the reader out for a girl's day out, when they get back. The reader meets casey for the first time (Von is there too) and casey is flirting with the reader in front of the others (they are not happy) but the reader politely declined, he ask why.
Poly bayverse tmnt x reader
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Heyy! I’m so sorry honey I didn’t get to yours sooner I didn’t even see it and I feel so bad for not getting to it :(( but now I’m gonna do it and I’m really excited!!! Thanks for the requests and I promise if you request again I’ll get to it a lot sooner :)))
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⏤͟͟͞͞❥ So basically you meet the boys through April and April has been your friend since grammar school and after a while of knowing the boys she introduced you to them and you and the boys fell head over heels for one another (the boys fell or you and you fell for them they didn’t fall for each other, just to clear that up)
⏤͟͟͞͞❥ You were dating all of the boys for a while now and you try your hardest to give the same amount of attention to each of your turtle baby’s but they end of fighting for attention some days especially Raph and Leo then Donnie get jealous sometimes because he thinks he’s too “nerdy” for you and you don’t like him as much and Mikey loves you and sometimes just gets needy. So yea they do fight for attention and they fight over you sometimes but most of the time it’s mainly civil with the boys with you.
⏤͟͟͞͞❥ So, today they were having one of their family wars to try to get attention from you, and April came over in the middle of them fighting. After you two left you went on a girls day, shopping and going to the mall.
⏤͟͟͞͞❥ When you get back to the lair from shopping and the mall, there is someone new you have met Casey, April introduced you two and the boys were out on patrol. Obviously Casey thought you were beautiful (you are all beautiful and I love you and never think less of yourselves) but he started flirting with you while you were making popcorn for movie night and getting everything ready.
⏤͟͟͞͞❥ The boys came back from patrol to find Casey with his hand on your forearm and a smirk they just wanted to wipe off his dumb smug face.
⏤͟͟͞͞❥ “Can we please go on a date y/n o know how to treat you, and it’ll be fun.” He said trying to get you to agree to go out with him
⏤͟͟͞͞❥ “No thank you, I have four wonderful boyfriends who treat me great thanks you” you said declining his offer as you heard giggles coming from behind you, of course it was Mikey. He was so happy you stood up for yourself and for them and it turned it on a little with you taking initiative like that. But mainly Ralph and Leo were pissed and Donnie he was frustrated and jealous but not really mad. Ralph and Leo started yelling and while you walked over to Mikey and Donnie who weren’t throwing a fit and everyone but Leo, Raph, and Casey was sitting at the couch or in the lounging area to watch the movie.
⏤͟͟͞͞❥ “Come on boys it’s fine just come sit your asses down before I make you come over here” you yelled at the boys who all went quite and cam and sat down but giving Casey a death stare if he did anything. It was fun to watch how protective they are of you.
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I was literally like kicking my feet when I realized I got this request cause it’s my first tmnt one. But also again sorry I didn’t get to do this or see it until now, but thanks so much for the request!!!! 😘
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acquired-stardust · 5 months
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Bushido Blade 2 Playstation 1998
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Guys please.
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PLEASE JUST HEAR ME OUT.
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ronithesnail · 11 months
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Guys my polyninja ass is gonna be so obsessed with oppositeshipping until part 2 comes out and they tell us where they been hiding cole and jay
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badschmitt24071994 · 5 months
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PS1 Tenchu "Echigoya. Where have you hidden"
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fortunedfutureturts · 5 months
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Hi hi! I'm the writer of the Beneath The Leylines AU ! A Future Rottmnt based story line. Introduced in a "sort of" self insert / y/n portrayal
This AU is still a W.I.P and I plan to really flesh it out ! I am also open to collabs & sharing ideas with others too ! So pls be patient with me ^^; updates and story chapters will come eventually .
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Beneath the Leylines Au
[ Info + Backstory ]
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Random Dabbles
[ Future Bros seeing Reader again. ]
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[ AU FanArt ] [ AU Commisioned Art ]
[ Sh*t posting Corner ]
[ Writers Space ]
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Anyways , Hopefully I can get things going on here (cause I love to procrastinate) and can make some good stuff ! ♡
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