#please give the man a RAISE

[noisetwister]

can we talk about how we, as a fandom, have just accepted that kay wears a detective coat. i can imagine gumshoe having like 20 identical coats because kay just keeps stealing them. he never says anything because he thinks it’s sweet, but it’s also taking a considerable amount out of his pay check and there’s only so long a man can live on instant noodles

#please give the man a RAISE #miles edgeworth is the worst boss ever #dick gumshoe #kay faraday #ace attorney #its been a while since i played aai2 #i need to brush up my knowledge on all the games actually #alex replays ace attorney #not the trilogy though i want my sanity intact #kay rights #capcom give her back to us.

[aroaceleovaldez]

Nico and Percy's dynamic through the series is eternally funny to me, because it's just. like.

Percy's having a constant mental struggle between his fatal flaw of loyalty with a promise he made to Bianca to protect Nico, versus his Big 3 kid desire to maim other Big 3 kids / Poseidon descendant urge to totally maim Nico specifically. He hates Nico so so much. He thinks Nico's annoying and weird at best, and creepy/sketchy when he's older. The only positive thoughts Percy has towards Nico are "He's Bianca's brother and Bianca was my friend and I owe her/He's Hazel's brother and Hazel is my friend and would kill me if I was mean to him," "He's a powerful asset and useful ally (if questionable)," and "He's kinda pathetic and I feel maybe a little bad about it." Percy has multiple occasions throughout the series where he strongly considers - and on one occasionally actually goes through with - throttling Nico.

Meanwhile, Nico is following around Percy like a lost puppy. He explicitly can never bring himself to even dislike anything about Percy no matter how hard he tries. He has a whole bit in BoO where he's mentally going "UGH he's so stupid BUT IT'S ENDEARING HOW DARE HE." He's totally smitten. He's making deals with his dad for Percy. He's making convoluted plans to help Percy stand a chance against Kronos. During the entirety of BoTL it's like he's playing tsundere - "I'm helping NOT PERCY SPECIFICALLY with this quest! Me helping Percy would be SILLY because I DEFINITELY HATE HIM." Then he proceeds to show up to Percy's birthday party to basically ask him on a weird date and spend the entire next book scrambling around trying to help him or protect him or impress him. And Percy could not give less of a shit.

Just. That dynamic is so funny to me. Percy is the founder of the Nico Protection Club in that he's the one they're all protecting Nico from and meanwhile Nico is throwing himself at Percy to the point where the literal god of gay love calls him out on it.

#pjo #percy jackson #nico di angelo #Percy shows up at CJ and squints at Nico like ''hm. why do i feel like i hate you? like i just wanna punch you in the face?'' #and Nico just immediately goes ''huh no idea anyways i have to go-'' and jumps into Tartarus #but not before he gives Hazel essentially a detailed explanation of ''this is Percy i cant say much but please dont let him die <3'' #and Nico's whole Tartarus trip was basically a whole ''im doing this so no one else has to'' #only for Percy and Annabeth to fall in like one book later and Nico proceeds to spend the next book internally screaming about it #and then Cupid calls him out on it and the next book #Nico's just like ''at this point im hoping i keel over within the next week just so i can force this dumb crush to chill the fuck out'' #Nico staring pointedly at Will: ''For my own sake i need to form another crush RIGHT NOW so i can finally get over Percy.'' #''this has been so bad for my health'' #Nico's crush on Percy is just too funny to me. horrible pick my guy. terrible job. love that for you. he could not be less interested. #Percy LITERALLY TRIES TO KILL NICO and ditch him in the underworld and Nico is somehow STILL like ''but i love him'' #Percy basically chokes him. beats up his dad. tells him ''go get smited by your dad for me.'' and ditches him. #and Nico's opinions/crush on him DO NOT CHANGE #though also Nico's reaction to Percy beating up his dad + skeletons is SO funny. his jaw is on the floor. he's flustered about it. #he just witnessed Percy be incredibly hot and proceeded to go ''yea i'll do anything for this man. collect reinforcements of 3 gods? sure'' #nico you absolute DISASTER with HORRIBLE TASTE. you can do better. raise your standards. #which tbh is funnier when you factor in sun and the star. Nico just wont stop crushing on guys who dislike him and everything he stands for

[levi-lev]

spoilers for ep 182 of TSCTIR : "why are you upset now ?"

"When I turned around, Sung Hyunjae caught me. He pulled me right back, took off and threw away my hat, then put his chin on my head. You did this last time, and now again ?"

~translation by @sfstranslations~

#man just grabbed him like his comfort plushie or smth #yoojin describing the way sung hyunjae give him his hand as “gentle” #THEY ARE SO DOMESTIC #i can't bear it #someone please help me #sctir #han yoojin #sung hyunjae #jinjae #hjyj #tsctir #the s classes that i raised

[demigod-of-the-agni]

Sometimes I think about ATSV Pavitr's design, and I just. man thought an integral part of his costume is to have his hair out. like it's just there, a full mane of hair, perfectly styled with 0 effort, out in the sunshine for all to see.

He's so full of himself, to think that his hair is an important aspect of his presentation. Narcissus-level of self-love. You know I'm right, that the top portion of his mask is open so that his ego can just ooze directly out of his brain to moisturise his scalp and oil his hair

#this is also proves my point that EVERYONE finds him not only incredibly smart but also UNBELIEVABLY BEAUTIFUL #(coffee bean gang is on their knees trying to figure out how to kiss this guy who is always so infatuated with himself) #do not lie to me you know i'm right #i have to know. is he the kind of guy to get his hair oiled by maya aunty? please tell me he does. please tell me he has hair days with may #maya aunty is literally the only reason pavi has such beautiful hair. fucking rakes her fingernails through his hair and it pops out perfec #(source: me. mum destroyed my poor head back in sixth grade. now i've got the best hair in the family ay ay ayyy) #this post is actually a maya aunty appreciation post i dont see no one talk about her #i will save you my queen. i will write and draw in your name. my dear maya aunty. thank you for raising my blorbo. giving you many kisses #pavitr prabhakar #atsv pavitr #spider man india #atsv #agnirambles

[kibo-ichiro]

Callisto: Love is a weakness and a evolutionary mistake.

Cedric: You’re literally making a Valentine’s Day card for Penelope.

Callisto: *waves glue gun threateningly* You’re on thin fucking ice.

#Cedric is so tired of Callisto’s bs #give this man a vacation and pay raise #cedric porter #callisto regulus #callisto x penelope #Calliope #penelope eckart #vadd #villains are destined to die #ditoeftv #death is the only ending for a villainess #meme #funny #source: tumblr #I think #if I’m wrong please correct me #incorrect quotes

[sonderblade]

WARNING: MINOR FLASHING LIGHTS!

SPIDER-VERSE SPOILERS AHEAD!!

The autism struck a cord within me like a lighting strike on grass. Across the spiderverse is so fucking GOOD and i already made like 4 OC’s (not joking). Miguel is so me bro. I, too, would go to another universe to be happy 🙏

Anyways, here’s an animation/edit of Miguel mourning his daughter to Sarah by Alex g🙏🙏🙏

Here are some of the still shots and background!!!

Anyways, more spider-verse content soon as it has been on my mind since I’ve watched it. Next up will be more Miguel content but much more depressed that I’m pretty sure I will cry while making it‼️‼️

#miguel o'hara #miguel o’hara fanart #gabriella o’hara #across the spiderverse #into the spider verse #spiderman #spider man across the spiderverse spoilers #spider man into the spider verse #spiderman atsv #atsv miguel #atsvedit #atsv fanart #atsv fandom #itsv fanart #someone please give this man back his babygirl #Miguel: immediately travels to another dimension where he can have a daughter and be happy #me: who has dreams of raising my own kids for 10+ years and thinking it’s real before waking up to a cold morning #and being reminded they don’t exist #me and Miguel are like mirrors facing each other

[chalkanthit]

#my art #diddly draws #diddly doodles #fanart #pokemon #pokemon sv #larry #gym leader Larry #elite four Larry #please give this man a raise?? #brassius #gym leader brassius #and yes he got squeezed into the image like the short king he is- #Hassel #elite four Hassel #generally two overly emotional and passionate men with their normal af boyfriend-

[butterfirefly]

sorry I just-

#give this man a week of unpaid overtime please he needs it #sctir #s classes that i raised

[tianshanforlife]

based on [this post]

it was supposed to be a quick drawing but then the hoodie coloring happened so yeah lmao

Fanart by me @ kokoberry00 (Instagram)

#19 days #old xian #brother qiu #brother qiu fanart #19 days fanart #sorry but when i saw this post i just had to draw it #he is very much Qenough #please give this man a break and a huge raise #he needs like a month of peace and quiet after all of that

[filthy-mudeoki]

PLEASE THIS WAS SOOO HOT 🥵🥵🔥🔥

We NEED to talk about this more 😏🥵

“Do you like excitement?” 😏

“Then let’s make it exciting” 🥵

Hidden love (2023) - Ep. 18 (Chen Zhe Yuan & Zhao Lusi)

#STFU THIS WAS SOOO HOT #DAMN DUAN JIAXU #WARN US FIRST 🥵🥵 #the movement 🤌🏼 #the husky whispering 🥵🔥🔥 #man’s got moves #AND I WASNT READY #duan jiaxu making us all fall in love with him #poor zhizhi never stood a chance #that lil eyebrow raise 😏 #man knew what he was doing #they need to give us more of this if ever they give us season 2 #please please let there be a season 2 🥺🥺🥺 #my only complaint is that duan jiaxu is completely fictional #romance cdrama #hidden love #chen zheyuan #zhao lusi #duan jiaxu x sang zhi #duan jiaxu #sang zhi #duan jiaxu teasing his zhizhi #all the FREAKIN butterflies in this scene 🦋🦋🦋

[gxlden-angels]

Not to ride Bezos's dick, but Shiny Happy People is free on prime video rn with ads and it's got all the hits including commentary from Fundie Friday, an interview of Paul and Morgan that's currently making Paul meltdown, and a summary of the "Joshua" generation

It is about the Duggars, so please be careful when viewing due to the nature of the documentary. There will be discussions of things like child sexual abuse material, child abuse, cults, and fundamentalism

#I'm so excited I didn't realize it was free #it's about the Duggars so be warned #and I am once again saying #it is about the DUGGARS family so please be careful #I'm so excited to watch tho for the emotional validation #this is the shit I was raised with #my grandad was 13 of 14 kids #my dad was 1 of 6 #my nana wanted 12 and only stopped cause she got cancer #she's cancer free now thankfully! #but yea this is the shit I dealt with #I was lowkey groomed #still unpacking that part with my therapist #I was a fuckin sister mom #I helped raise the younger 3 from 11 y/o onwards #and it felt overnight too cause I was an only child then suddenly had 6 stepsiblings/cousins in the house #I was told at 14/15 years old that I was a sinner and disappointment if I didn't submit to a man get married and have multiple children #but was told unless I physically could not give birth because of something like cancer like my nana #I fuckin CRIED cause I had undiagnosed endometriosis and an irrational fear of pregnancy #I better fuckin do it or get use to fire and brimstone now #I want to see Jim Bob. Michelle. and Josh get what they deserve on 4K television #I want to see their girls go free and heal #And I want justice to finally be fucking served #I am very passionate about quiverfull families #They showed the Rodrigues family too who have 13 kids #idk if they showed the Collins with 10 #n e ways I hope y'all enjoyed my brief moment of rage I'm gonna go to bed now #realized I didn't even explain the Joshua Gen but that's for another time #ex christian #religious trauma

[tastymarbar]

fang 💜💜💜💜💜💜

#mar draws things #sonic the hedgehog #fang the hunter #fang the sniper #(he's still the sniper in my heart) #whoever at sega decided to give this man more content please give them a raise <3 #a whole animation AND a comic??? we're getting a banquet fellas

[prostocupoftea]

Okay umm idk how to call that au but, well, Narrator is now a programmer

Also idk how to do reflections in the screen so forgive me---

This was actually made from inspiration because of a cool fanfic i read, but it is on russian - maybe i can do translation 4 it in the future? Who knows (:

#he has unity vibes #C-sharp king #old man learned unity from our lord and savior Brackeys #he is literally so fking tired please give him a raise #Stanley is just a little silly man in his little silly virtual world aND I LOVE IT!!!!! #non human Stanley is like the best idea that anyone ever had #Stanley doesn't want to do real stuff he just wants to cook #you headcanon your blorbo with autism - i headcanon my blorbo with final stage of gamedev - we are not so different #tsp #tspud #tsp narrator #tsp stanley #art #my art #the stanley parable #the Stanley parable ultra delixe #the Stanley parable narrator

[flowers-shouldnt-die]

So um saw that prompt about Tissaia getting pregnant because by the show's logic she still has her reproductive organs. I’m not going to hijack that Yennaia post because it was very sweet but i've been thinking about her having a baby before because she deserves some happiness. But I also love hurt/no or minimal comfort. So I’m just running with the idea of her getting pregnant. What if like before the coup she got pregnant by Vilgefortz, maybe by accident, maybe he canonically already has a weird obsession with pregnancies and specifically placentas. Who knows. If this happens around the coup, it would be just another stab in the heart for her BUT maybe she wouldn’t or couldn’t kill herself because of the baby.

#this post gives me yikes just like vilg and his fucking pregnancy kink #it sounds more fucked up now that i wrote it down #but like he is a fucked up man #and his obsession with placentas are concerning #also can just tissaia have a baby please and be happy and the girls rebuild aretuza and raising the baby together #and everyone - specially tissaia - is happy #hurt/no comfort to rip my soul apart:) #tissaia #vilgefortz #tissaia de vries #vilgefortz of roggeveen #vilgefortz x tissaia #vilgefortz/tissaia #fic prompt #im genuinely so sorry

[multishippinghussy]

Okay, I actually understand a lot of the scenes that were cut. I do. Like I get Hangman helping Rooster up during the beach scene would have been too similar to Rooster helping Maverick up.

The scene where Hangman knows he wasn't picked because he's not a team player...the audience already knew that played a part.

I get it.

But I swear with all the movies that have gotten extended cut special edition releases that included tons of deleted scenes and gag reels as extras, if TGM doesn't get one I will riot.

#not to mention the scene where Brad Brad has a photo of him and Mav on his phone...let me cry over it #let me look at Bradley staring at a photo of the man that raised him that he STILL has on his phone. Give us more Mavdad #top gun maverick #tgm #hangster #mavdad #yeah there was a decent amount of corn that got cut but give us all the Mavdad and Hangster please

[theres-whump-in-that-nebula]

There always seems to be one kid who just screams like a tornado siren, all day long, at any given opportunity. Like, kid, I love you, you are precious and deserve all the happiness in the world; but please for the love of god shut up. There are people trying to learn here and you’re not helping them or yourself.

#I don’t like being harsh with people in general but if one child is raising the tension in the room to a fever pitch every single day #making it incredibly hard for the kids who are trying really really hard to focus when they already have focus issues #and because I know this specific kid gets absolutely spoiled rotten at home and is allowed to do whatever they want #you know… sometimes it helps to show the kid how they sound to others by demonstrating the obnoxious nature of The Scream #because when the parents do Jack Shit about teaching their kid discipline and courtesy; you have to be a parent in their stead #But do NOT continue to scream. You are an adult with adequate emotional control. Screaming should be be done EXTREMELY sparingly #and only utilized for demonstration purposes or to stop a brawl; not for bullying or intimidation #Don’t do a JoJo Siwa and TRY to make kids cry even though you may get stressed enough that you want to escalate on purpose #Again: you are an adult with adequate emotional control; don’t escalate unless the overreaching plan is to deescalate #if eliciting a startle response will stop harmful behavior and “snap them out of it” for long enough for you to get through #or if they just need to let all their emotions out at once so they can lose enough of that high energy to think critically #then sure #but you have to guide them back down very carefully and calmly; it’s a precise science #Don’t be mean about it; be genuine in your feelings and don’t go overboard. Genuine ≠ mean unless you’re evil #Or if you don’t feel emotions very strongly (like I do) then react like a “normal” person. Lie about being angry or sad if it is appropriat #Again: Your goal should not be to get the kid to do what you want; the goal should be to get them to feel good enough #so they are ABLE to do it in the first place #And the goal should also be to show them how their actions affect others if they are not aware of it #“Teach a man to fish” and all that. Don’t always check them; get them to check themselves #If a kid hits another kid when they’re angry at something completely unrelated; then 1.) redirect destructive behavior #and 2.) walk them back over to the kid they hurt and say: #“Look at [name]; look how sad you made them. [name] didn’t do anything to you #It’s okay to be angry but we CANNOT hit people when we are angry because it hurts and makes them cry.” Works great #Always remember there is a power imbalance inherent in EVERY child-adult relationship and NEVER abuse it #And if you’re not patient or emotionally stable enough to work with or have children; then don’t. Please don’t. #Children are not cute little dolls to play dress-up with; nor are they perfect angels; nor are they your personal stress ball #Having children is NOT A GAME. They are PEOPLE who will grow to be your age one day and everything you do affects them #Sorry I’m just tired of all these parents who shove iPads in their kids faces so they don’t bother them. You’re giving them an addiction