#please don't message me about him

[royalarchivist]

Bad: Make a chainsaw.

Bagi: [Laughing, sounding incredulous] A chainsaw? Yes!!!

Bad: Yeah, because chainsaws are broken.

Bagi: Yeah, I'll traumatize my brother. I think it's a nice idea. [...] Yeah, yesterday he killed me screaming, "Hey, little sis!" Now I have something to get my revenge.

Fit: I can't believe you two are siblings, though. That's crazy.

Bagi: Yeah, it's a long story, I think we should talk about that when we are back to the island.

Fit: Yeah, yeah yeah yeah, for sure.

Bagi: Yeah, a lot happened. But I think he's adopted.

Fit: Oh, you think?

Bagi: Yeah, he's too aggressive to be my brother.

Pac: [Looking down at his legs] ...Yeah, too much aggressive.

#Pactw #QSMP #Bagi #FitMC #Purgatory #Blue team #November 14 2023 #Hey. Hey Pac #You did NOT have to rip my heart out like that king #Didn't even notice this until someone pointed it out to me #I'm doing work while listening to streams but the second I heard about this I opened the VOD at the speed of light #Pac #Fit #For the love of god please let Cellbit and Pac talk about the Cell thing #especially after that chat message Cellbit sent to him #I'm never gonna recover from that #''I missed you queridinho'' #''Please don't do this to me'' #I'm going insane

[decarbry]

Playing around a little with my Nomu!Aizawa... scars based on when he gets snatched, hair down to his middle-back, extra extra scruff because of an even more diminished ability to care for himself, a faded mark on his ring finger...

If you thought Aizawa couldn’t get more tired surprise! As a Nomu in my AU his main purpose is Shiggy’s alarm system (I love the head canon that Shigaraki is an Aizawa fan because he’s the kind of selfless hero he wished saved him as a child, so in this AU he gets that wish aaa). It means that even when he does get to sleep his quirk will open an eye automatically anytime something makes a noise near Shigaraki. I also kind of wanted to go with Kurogiri’s naming mechanic and give him a Nomu name that translates, so Yabureme is how he’s known!

#nomu aizawa #boku no hero academia fanart #shouta aizawa #ok so hear me out #I'm a sucker for tragedy so I will be running away with this #Yabureme means to tear or crack which applies to him in multiple ways #could've gone more complicated but I like how Yabureme sounds #in this version he and Oboro are both Nomu! #So coworkers lmao #it only veers off of the canon storyline at the USJ attack #considering AFO has always wanted Erasure and only ever tried once to get it #the fact that Shiggy could've just Grabbed Aizawa when he had him half dead at the USJ has always bugged me #I'll write more about this later but the au definitely comes complete with vigilante Hizashi #please join me on this self-indulgent tragic bnha au #again I am NEW to this school and the last thing I want to do is copy an idea that's already been developed?! so please don't be afraid #to (politely) let me know in messages and I'll be happy to change things so I'm not stepping on toes #Yabureme Aizawa AU

[dylanconrique]

i'm not gonna lie you guys, i'm starting to think i ship bucktommy more than buddie now.

#*carly catalogs #respectfully please don't come anon me again about ryan guzman's controversy #i felt like i was in jigsaw trap a few nights ago when i was getting bombarded with messages #i had people bitching about it and others saying that it happened so long ago and the cast held him accountable for it #like i really don't know what direction to go anymore cause i still consider myself a buddie shipper #.... but like... i don't wanna get blasted for that #especially since i don't have him pegged as one of my blorbo men on my bingo card #i really don't go THAT crazy for him idk he's just not my type #not that he's not fine as fuck #anyway.... #just caught myself up on 7x05 and i loved every second of it #911 abc #buddie #evan buckley #tommy kinard #bucktommy

[spark-circuit]

uh oh

#hey. hey honkai devs. what do you mean by that. #i'll mark it as penacony spoilers and honkai spoilers but it's on the official message board today #honkai star rail #hsr #honkai star rail news #hsr news #honkai star rail updates #hsr updates #honkai star rail spoilers #penacony spoilers #spoiler warning #spark talks about nothing of relevance #please don't lock Gallagher out I haven't had him visit if possible yet :( #it might be Misha since it was theorized he might join the Express officially one day? so no need for his visitor stuff #plus with story progression causing it that might make sense #edit: my colleague informs me gallagher can't visit yet. so probably a misha thing.

[torgawl]

i'm too mentally unwell for this (people shoving ragbros angst in my face at 10 am)

#diluc's voice going 'was it ever real?' </3 kaeya saying 'i was just a child' </3 and 'i would burn the fucking world down before i would #even think of betraying you' </3 #i'm actually crying #whatever spell ragbros put on me when i first started playing genshin that shit has a grip on me #i just want them to hug so bad i need them to hug i need them to cry it out and laugh together #i need diluc's lighthearted personality to shine through at least once please please #being safe enough that your inner child shines through as a sign of healing is so!!!! good!!!! btw #actually i'm so freaking curious about kaeya's birthday this year #i am every year but now that he had that sort of reassurance during his hangouts that the winery will always be there for him #i want to know if he gets to spend a bit of his birthday there or get to at least eat adelinde's food #maybe this is irrealistic but i don't care let me dream #his message last year was about tcg i love tcg but not like this give me crumbs hoyoverse feed me #last year's art was so cute with all the presents (we had klee crumbs too kaeya and klee so precious to me) so i am hoping for something #equally or even more wholesome #anyways do you ever just think about kaeya and diluc? #yeah me neither 😂

[svtskneecaps]

friends and fiends if this truly spells the Over for the qsmp i may let the brainworms that have been festering in me for MONTHS--A YEAR, EVEN--win.

i may summarize the goddamn fucking lore.

#i CANNOT make an 8 hour summary i CAN'T i SHOULD NOT that is SO MUCH CONTENT #and i still only speak like 2/4 qsmp languages MAYBE 2.5/4 if we're REALLY stretching it #but GODDAMNIT I'M DOING SOME CURSORY RESEARCH ANYWAY BC I WANNA WRITE THAT FUCKING TIME LOOP #qsmp #maybe just the fed lore. haha. eye twitches. maybe just the iverall server lore. maybe i'll even bother caring about the qsmp livestreams. #haha. eye twitch. fucking. eye twitch. #solo lore is B E Y O N D me but MAYBE shit that affected Most or All lore i could do #like code lore and shit. obv it knots in with other lore but FUCK IT WHATEVER #AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH i'm not even gonna worry about it #yknow what. not even gonna worry about it. i gotta do the research first 🤪 whatever bro #if the research gets done i'll think about alllllllllllll the rest of this but this is a YEAR OF CONTENT #mother FUCKER dude it's not possible there's no way #this is a year with like 80 hours of streams per DAYYY at peak who could do this #who could. no wonder no one could keep up. no wonder i had to LIVE in the tag to keep up #good lord GOD i shouldn't do this. i'm not committing. god i want to though. god i shouldn't. #shut up vic #block game brainrot #HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA #WHATEVER HAHAHAHA WHATEVER AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA #i will beat this storyline into SUBMISSION i will beat it to DEATH i will FORCE IT TO MAKE SENSE #I WILL PRUNE IT LIKE THE WORLDS WORST BONSAI I SWEAR TO GOD #i'm unhinged i can't i have so wanted to do this but i swore to myself i wouldn't #bc i know i'll go insane and i know it will take FUCKING YEARS and there is no fucking way i'll see it to the end #but goddddddddddddddd i want to i SO FUCKING WANT TO #listen. if there's no more lore. i may summarize the fucking lore. someone will beat me to it 100% bc i take fucking a million years #but people are suckers for long video essays and summaries IT'S ME I'M PEOPLE #anyway if you got this far and have the screenshot of mariana messaging slime to tell him their daughter is dead please send it #i can't find it via google and i don't have twitter and i know it was posted there at some point :( #i want it :( i want to throw it back in slime's face in the time loop because repetition is fun and heartbreaking >:D

[stewyhosseini-bf]

sorry to randomly bring this up but. I think the thing that makes Kenstewy stand out to me so much is how their scenes feel so earnest ? to the point that they BOTH feel like almost different characters when they interact with each other. Like the way Kendall has a hard time looking everyone, even his own FAMILY in the eyes, but with Stewy he doesn't flinch and he holds steady eye contact almost all the time (and when he doesn't, stewy searches out his gaze but let's not get into it) .. the way Stewy never shies away from telling people what's on his mind in a totally blunt way but with Kendall he still tries to be nice about whatever he says.. like okay, Argestes:

first of all, they're like actively fighting and this is how they interact, FIRST time seeing each other since the big betrayal btw

then also the fact that Kendall genuinely wants to warn Stewy about the acquistion.. like he's NOT lying, at that point they ARE about to acquire Pierce and it WOULD kill their approach and he wants to warn him, which is fair enough considering everything that happened.

but then also:

even when Stewy's telling him he doesn't trust him he's nice about it but you can STILL tell kendall is really hurt by it.... like ... and re: Kendall being visibly hurt by Stewy saying 'I don't trust you' .. this is the same guy whose been told 'everyone here fucking hates you' 'x fucking hates you' millions of times and has essentially reacted with 'yeah okay, whatever, I can handle it' each time. but THAT'S his reaction to this ?! in a show where there is SO little space for genuine affection/consideration even between characters who are related or married .. the fact that these two seem to so genuinely care abt each other is kind of shocking.....

#why is this relevant now? it isn't but i'm making an amv and watching scenes and . it's insane #it's INSANE! #kendall literally fucked him over so hard (from stewy's POV) after 1x10 and he still said you can talk to me! there's a human thing #standing in front of you! sorry. anyway it doesn't matter etc #i'm always thinking about them though. just so you know. PLEASE S4. LET THEM BE IN A ROOM TOGETHER AGAIN #and with stewy being nice about telling ppl shit honestly. remember when he told logan 'everyone fucking hates you' and said about #roman that 'people say he's a coked up dauphin who can't tell sh it from shinola' but with kendall he's like. bro people don't love you :( #it's tough :( #in 1x3. #like it's the same message it's just said soooo much nicer. and they could be such assholes to each other but they just aren't #i guess thats what i'm saying. i love that. also it's like. why is that. well we know why but WHY #kenstewy #argestes

[batsplat]

Saturday afternoon I ran into Gibernau in the paddock. "I heard that tomorrow HRC are having a press conference," he said. "That's right, just after the race," I replied. "You'll say you're staying at Honda, won't you?" he asked. "No, actually. I'll announce I'm moving to Yamaha," I answered. I saw a flash in his eyes. First astonishment, then happiness. I could tell he had done some quick thinking and figured that it would only be good for him. He reckoned that I wouldn't do much on a Yamaha. I could read it on his face, just as I later could read it in the faces of so many other people who doubted me and my choice.

Valentino Rossi in his 2005 autobiography, What if I had never tried it

#valentino rossi #// #vr46 #sg15 #vale's autobiography is unsurprisingly circumspect about the details of that relationship and how and why it deteriorated #but the little details we get are so interesting #i think sometimes about how marc in late 2015 just would not shut up about how jorge was faster than vale but vale was 'doing his 100%' #and it's like... buddy omg. please stop. like i'd be pissed off too in vale's place quite frankly and i don't have quite that big an ego #vale always wanted to prove people wrong. endlessly aware of people's expectations of him. always willing to play with them to subvert them #literally he wanted to do 'call an ambulance but not for me' like that's one of his career go-to's. he loves being the comeback kid #it must be endlessly frustrating that he came so close to pulling off the greatest trick of them all and fell just a little bit short #i think you always have to be quite careful with him when you're talking about his 'desire to win' as if it's that straightforward or pure #of course he wants to win but it's also about what he's trying to SAY when he wins. what he's trying to do with it. what's the statement #it's what a lot of the celebrations are about at their core - sending a message. symbiotic relationship b/n victory + expressing identity #leaving to go to yamaha in 2004 was done with the full awareness that a title that year was unlikely. that it might take at least a year #if he stays at honda he sleepwalks to a title. but he just can't do it if he feels like the victory is being claimed + defined by others #ten is just a number. but when nobody thought you could claim it? then it's the most precious number of them all

[frogkingtheorginal]

#A calm message to my ' dearest ' friends Squilf fans #From the good of my heart I really think that most of you need to understand this #That over 60% of your former good #intresting and lovely posts about Squirrelflight #became unreasonable and in some cases even sadistic Bramble hate #and not even only on him but also this really weird hatred to a lot more MALE characters #that a lot of them haven't even do anything bad #and a lot of your points to attack them is straight up made up and just a misinformation that you keep feeding to the younger fans #so please check your sources and just don't lie #there isn't your US that will tourn a blind eye to everything you do #warrior cats #squirrelflight #bramblestar #Tigerheartstar #Please Squilf ' stans' by your posts you just made a good character that is Squirrelflight into something that is really hard to stand #and your manhate makes me sick 🤢 #thunderclan #confession #warriors cats

[theplantbish]

Sorry not a Jere ask: I am a massive fan of antti tuisku, is it true he is finishing his career? Does that mean no more music at all?

You've came to the right person, Antti has been my favorite artist literally since the beginning of his career almost 20 years ago.

Yes, sadly it's true. He's been doing music for nearly 20 years (with a few breaks here and there) and he's now at a point in his life where he wants to do something else. He's 39 years old, even though you'd never believe it looking at him, man's in tip top shape.

He has studied to become a therapist and graduated last year. He also has the qualifications to be a yoga instructor and a physical exercise counselor (idk if that's the correct translation but close enough).

He is a partner in a start up business in the wellness sector, where he, by my understanding, will be offering therapist services.

Antti is doing his very last show later this summer at one of Finland's biggest festivals, and then it's over. I'm hoping that he'll do a comeback in a few years, but it's understandable if he doesn't.

I got to see him on his last tour a couple of weeks ago. During the gig I realized that I was on his very first show he ever did in my city when I was like 14 years old, and now 19 years later on the last one. Probably goes without saying but I sobbed several times during that night 🥹

Also, unless he drops a new song suddenly, the "Auto jää" song he did with Jere will be the last song he's ever released 🥹

#answers #antti tuisku #please talk to me about antti!! if you like his music or want to learn more about him don't feel shy to message me!! #I'm always down to talk about my favorite babygirl #its been weeks since i saw him live and I've still not been able to watch the videos I took bc i know I'll sob again 🥹 #also sorry this reply got super long idk how to shut up #ALSO I gasped when I saw this ask

[dylanconrique]

why am i getting random anon discourse about ryan guzman and his controversies, i'm not the person to go to about this, i've never followed/cared for him that much. 😭😭😭😭😭😭

#*carly catalogs #like.... #i don't know what you expect me to say?????? #especially cause last time i was getting so many mixed messages from different people #some are pissed that he defend his girlfriend and think he's a racist now (rightfully so if you feel this way) #others were telling me that it happened so long ago and that the cast even held him accountable for it #so if they can learn to forgive and move on why can't the fans move on as well????? #idk what to tell you anymore #and i hate that i've been starting to feel so conflicted/yucky about shipping buddie because of this whole mess #i've been shipping buddie since they introduced eddie in s2 and i still ship them but now.... #GOD #this is just tainting my 911 experience anymore #i feel like i'm in a jigsaw trap for real #stop coming to me about this please i don't know what more you want me to say this is really screwing with my head #(no disrespect to anyone you are entitled to feel however you fel about him i'm just all up in the air rn not knowing what to do) #911 abc #buddie #ryan guzman

[sisterdivinium]

AvMila anon again. I could also totally see Miguel/JC as you say in the right light. Say the fact that JC has studied in the school of hard knocks in life, and Miguel has very little life experience. He left earth as a child. I could see that if JC is given knowledge about this, an author could have JC being goofy and helpful in trying his best to teach some street smarts and general stuff to Miguel. Perhaps not in a romantic capacity, because I personally think no one should be dating Miguel. He's a child in a adult man's body. But yeah a big brother/little brother dynamic would be quite sweet between them, seeing as we're never told if JC has any siblings or any family left. They could be each other's sibling. Which is also to add to another great point you made. Warrior nun is well written, so much so that even with only 2 seasons of 8 episodes each, they hand you enough details about its minor characters that you can play with in a myriad of ways. And the minor characters are almost all quite interesting and have tons of potential!. With good material, even if there's little of it, you can build all kinds of stories. Not necessarily all centered around romantic love and only with the main characters. Romance, personal growth, chosen families, friendships, aro/ace/trans experiences. I also think it's baffling that people don't engage more in taking all these characters and just truly playing with them a lot more.

For JC and Miguel/Michael, I guess so! (I say this and so succinctly because I'm infamous for my very strong "bling ring" dislike, so I really, really wouldn't touch JC or his crew with a ten foot pole, lol.)

The main thing, I think and agree wholeheartedly with you, really is the fact that there are so many little threads one could pull on for just about any of the characters in the show. If you're courageous, you absolutely could pull off some "esoteric" character combinations in whatever capacity you'd like, just as we feel the writers could at any given moment just pick them up again themselves and go on from where they stopped. There's always a little something, a little spark in even the minor WN characters that could push a story forward. We've been watching Ava's story but it could probably be told from just about anyone's perspective -- without the same charm and effect, of course, but what I mean to say is that everyone is built in a way that could make it possible for them to be the main character of their own stories, which is something you don't often see regarding those in the background. There are little idiosyncrasies, little contradictions, little details that add life and interest to them and just about anyone could try and use those to explore another avenue that the show cannot give us, certainly!

#chats with anon #correspondence #i've gone on record about how much i dislike jc's crew so please don't take my brief commentary as disinterest for your message haha #i agree is all :) #speaking of nobody dating michael this reminds me of once seeing someone misuse the relationship tag on ao3 #and use a / instead of a & for him and jillian. or i hope it was misused as i confess i didn't have the heart to check LOL

[bumblingbabooshka]

I wonder how different aliens shorthand laughter through text (Ex: LOL, HAHA)

#if you don't know this is a primarily star trek blog this is gonna look real weird #I was thinking about ensign Tuvok again #specifically him not understanding what 'haha' means when written out in messages to him #also thinking about Tuvok's son Elieth adapting certain laughter-words into his messaging vocabulary #bc it annoys his siblings and delights others #also bc it's very funny to me to imagine a Vulcan typing 'lol' or something - you know his ass is NOT laughing #Sek not understand what ':)' is and Elieth is like turn your device sideways. no the other way. yes. #Sek: Elieth please stop sending me your strange terran pictographs. #Elieth: :/ no #Elieth is like I don't feel anything but if I send my wife this '<3' symbol she is overwhelmingly pleased. I will thus do it often.

[ariose-ghoul]

so like. lancelot bisexual real?

#ive been reading #and fuckin. galehaut exists #anyways me n my cousin have a great (questionable) idea for a tv show where it's arthur and all them #but it's after arthur does his saving britain/the world/whatever #and is like ''nah i don't wanna be king im gonna peace out and live here for a while'' #and him and merlin open a cafe #the knights work there (most of them) #if anyone wants details PLEASE message me i would love to throw ideas at you #but anyways #yeah i guess this guy exists and i never heard about him

[paleangels13]

Gotta love my mother being mad at me for telling my boss I can't work this weekend because I have too much uni stuff to do

(that's the reason I gave him) which is true, but also I just don't feel well and this week was jsut kinda shitty (especially yesterday) and last weekend was just kinda too much and I just need a day where I can actually relax a little and I can't do that when I know I gotta work because this job stresses me out so much and as soon as I know I gotta work at the end of the week I'm stressing myself over it for the entire week...

But my mom thinks I'm just too lazy and that's why I replied to my boss that I can't work but really it has nothing to do with that... Or maybe I'm just telling myself this and in reality I'm just a lazy piece of shit... 🥺

#and I thought about this since yesterday and in uni finally decided I'd tell my boss I can't work and was kinda relieved about that but #then I made the mistake of telling my mother that I'd text my boss this and she got mad and told me I'm just lazy and I might risk my job #and whatnot and then I still wrote the message because it was my decision and I don't want her to always talk into them... #but now that I sent it I don't feel relieved at all I feel bad about it and think my mother might be right and I'm just lazy telling myself #those are the reasons when really it's just that I can't get my ass up... #and now I kinda regret it I guess but I also don't wanna delete it and tell him I can work because I REALLY don't want to... #can someone please tell me if I did what was right or not? 😭 #Fine talks

[tardis--dreams]

Me: Dear Professor, do you happen to have the article you recommended for me, so you could share it with me since I unfortunately don't have any way to access it otherwise

Professor: Yes, of course, here's the link where you can freely access it :)

The link: your institution does not have access to this content :) you can give us 58 dollars though, then it's all yours :)

#he #literally #sent me the link to the journal #does he think i didn't find the journal website and just went straight to asking him?? #I'm crying lmao #he gets a gold star for effort though #even messaged his friend [colleague who co authored the article] to ask her for the link #i can't #babe please #i sent you the entire bibliographic information for that article #do you Really think i hadn't thought about visiting the journal website just once?? #anyway #I'll let him know it doesn't work so that's why i won't include it in my thesis but that i don't mind #i just think it's hilarious #good estimate of my average intelligence though #academic misery