#So coworkers lmao

[decarbry]

Playing around a little with my Nomu!Aizawa... scars based on when he gets snatched, hair down to his middle-back, extra extra scruff because of an even more diminished ability to care for himself, a faded mark on his ring finger...

If you thought Aizawa couldn’t get more tired surprise! As a Nomu in my AU his main purpose is Shiggy’s alarm system (I love the head canon that Shigaraki is an Aizawa fan because he’s the kind of selfless hero he wished saved him as a child, so in this AU he gets that wish aaa). It means that even when he does get to sleep his quirk will open an eye automatically anytime something makes a noise near Shigaraki. I also kind of wanted to go with Kurogiri’s naming mechanic and give him a Nomu name that translates, so Yabureme is how he’s known!

#nomu aizawa #boku no hero academia fanart #shouta aizawa #ok so hear me out #I'm a sucker for tragedy so I will be running away with this #Yabureme means to tear or crack which applies to him in multiple ways #could've gone more complicated but I like how Yabureme sounds #in this version he and Oboro are both Nomu! #So coworkers lmao #it only veers off of the canon storyline at the USJ attack #considering AFO has always wanted Erasure and only ever tried once to get it #the fact that Shiggy could've just Grabbed Aizawa when he had him half dead at the USJ has always bugged me #I'll write more about this later but the au definitely comes complete with vigilante Hizashi #please join me on this self-indulgent tragic bnha au #again I am NEW to this school and the last thing I want to do is copy an idea that's already been developed?! so please don't be afraid #to (politely) let me know in messages and I'll be happy to change things so I'm not stepping on toes #Yabureme Aizawa AU

[starfilledsea]

trying to describe black sails to people is my personal sisyphean task. “it’s a pirate show” bad. “it’s functionally a prequel to treasure island but also it’s not at all” bad again, and also confusing. “it’s about pirates trying to destroy western civilization” mostly only true of the second half of the show and also doesn’t fully capture what i love about it. “it’s a pirate show about the power of stories, how civilization uses shame to keep people in line and turns them into monsters, and the power of queer rage. it’s got some of the best acting, writing, everything of any show i’ve ever seen.” the most accurate, but way too long and makes me sound pretentious and insane. send help i just want to talk about my favorite show.

#black sails #i usually just got for ‘it’s functionally a prequel to treasure island’ but that says nothing about it. i tried to give my coworker the las #one yesterday but i do think i just sounded unhinged lmao #does anyone have a way that works i’d love to hear it so i can stop living like this

[dovewingkinnie]

the doppelgangers in elevator hitch kind of (just found this game am in love)

#i just watched the gameplay of the game #(too dumb to play puzzle games) #i have #a lot of things to say #about coworker #but i will be quiet for now #anyways the doppelgangers #whats up with them! #this is probably not in character #just thought it was funny LMAO #i wanted to use this audio for ages now #i dont know how to draw these characters at all #im still getting used to it #its like #my first time #so #elevator hitch

[road-kill-eater]

i could not be a guy dealing with a mind consuming monster transformation curse deal. i would not fight it i would descend right into that fate within the first hour id never turn back no one would ever see my true face again id live in the woods forever

#i like to torment my coworkers with weird questions of the day #one day it was what super power would u pick if u would lose a year of life every time i used it #one coworker was rly mad i picked being able to turn into a dragon and just staying as a dragon forever so id only lose one year #he was so mad #outraged #said he would turn me to gold with his midas touch to kill me #LMAO

[femmeidiot]

genuinely actually grey hairs are so sexy??

#idk I realized my coworker has grey hairs yesterday and I was like... suddenly I'm attracted to you #he is like objectively hot lmao but mostly he's just my buddy so I don't really think of him like that #but then I saw a couple of grey hairs (were the same age lmao) and I was like... huh... hot

[almondcroissantsandink]

was absolutely stopped in my tracks and BLOWN away yesterday at work when a coworker called me pure; I literally haven't been called that in over a decade and there's always been something about it that rubs me the wrong way

#diary comic #there's always been a weird connotation of infantilization about it that drives me absolutely BONKERS #i also think it might be because I don't like wine so i don't social drink with my coworkers and they take it to mean that i don't drink #and it's like no no i do i just drink various liquors and do that in the comfort of my own home lmao #but my god i was shot back to being a kid when i would just act very above board at school and ppl would literally apologize for swearing #like no bestie i'm screaming every obscenity i know just not within your earshot okay #interestingly this never happened at college or grad school #like not even ONCE #so idk what THAT was lol #comic #okay rant over I just holy cow i'm sure it's like a benign comment but what a weird thing to say

[aeb-art]

most normal interaction on a subway (another earth bot has invaded my sketchbook)

cat belongs to @8um8le

#2024 #stellar city #sc cataclysm #sc ash #self insert #late evening scribbles once again just for fun #okay so it is so interesting to think about how really tall bots are normal so public transit is probably larger to accomodate #so then lil ol me looks more like a kid than i normally do in the subway car built for giants #anyway i'm thinking about how jarring it must be to only know geo and then see cat lmao #unknowingly meeting your coworker (crush)'s prototype on your evening commute home :x #…wait hang on it would be really funny to confide in cat about having a crush on geo #gives me the most batshit advice that somehow works #i really just keep doodlin ballad's guys huh? i wanna draw the rest of the cast tbh they're all fun

[thimblings]

in celebration of Starfield's official launch, here's a dumb fanart i drew of our game's most eligible (but sadly unavailable) companion and bachelor: Vasco (bg is just the original painting with a filter so i didn't have to paint Vasco super realistic/match the original style - purely done for the memes and an inside joke lmao)

#starfield #bethesda #fanart #vasco #it's very dumb but it makes me laugh and i haven't shared it yet and it still makes me laugh so there ya go lmao #disclaimer: not official art nor is it endorsed by BGS i mostly did this for my coworkers and myself who all love him lmao #also it's out! the game i've been working on is out and done and i can finally say i've officially shipped a BGS AAA title! #i was in the credits for FO76 for Nuclear Winter and Wastelanders #but this is my first in the credits at time of launch worked on during actual production not just after prod title

[amoneki-ramblings]

In the Amon stays in CCG AU Shironeki will get jealous with Haise because Haise gets to talk/work/eat with Amon and he doesn't??? 😭😭 Guy be sitting in a chair chanting "it should have been me"

WAIT THIS IS SO FUNNY?? I also spent way too much time on this um?? Enjoy

#tokyo ghoul #tg #tg:re #haise sasaki #kaneki ken #amon koutarou #amoneki #amonsasa #amoneki doodles #i'm allergic to coloring can you tell #god poor haise lmao #haise not only has to deal with jealous ccg coworkers (points at ishida's amon valentines day arts) #but he has to deal with this salty little Creature in his head #he stares at him from across the room whenever theyre doing stuff together its the Worst #kaneki's relieved out of his mind that amon is alive but does it really have to be like This #let it be known that if you send an ask there is a Decent Chance i will spend way too long doing a response doodle (instead of my homework) #i both love these two and hate math and i was enabled by an ask so this is the result #amonsasa CCG AU

[leverage-ot3]

since it's my birthday I'm sharing what I have (ROUGHLY) written down so far for my ot3 video analysis' section on the long way down job (if you haven't been able to figure it out yet, that's one of my favorite episodes)

Here we are seeing the aftereffects of the San Lorenzo Job in real time in the relationships between the characters. It seems as though Hardison is feeling off-balance in his relationship dynamic with Parker, who we we remember confessed her feelings and willingness to pursue a relationship with Hardison at the end of the Big Bang Job (note, there weren’t many relationship developments that happened between them in the San Lorenzo Job for obvious reasons- i.e. they were actively trying not to die). Hardison, who has been living that slow-burn life for the past three years is obviously ecstatic that this is happening, but it seems as though there is a disconnect between his expectations and reality of the relationship. NOTE: One of the wonderful things about Hardison is that he doesn’t expect anything from Parker- he wants her as she is in whatever way he can have her. When I’m talking about expectations, I’m saying that he doesn’t know how to act with this new relationship development- he doesn’t know where the ‘lines’ are of Parker’s comfortability and what she is ready for, which is leaving him a bit confused and unsure of how to act. 

For example, he goes in to hug her but she either doesn’t notice, doesn’t compute what he’s trying to do, or isn’t up for that level of physical affection at the current moment. She high-fives him instead

[significance of eliot 'don't touch me bro' spencer not only giving hardison a hug but INITIATING IT because parker didn't take his open arms as an invitation. talk about how much lighter he looks after the events of the san lorenzo job- it's almost like a literal weight has been lifted off his chest]

It’s easy to see the Parker-Hardison dynamics in this episode, but don’t miss how there is also significant development in the relationship between Parker and Eliot. Parker and Eliot are paired off for most of this episode climbing the mountain to try to recover the incriminating notebook from the dead mountaineer. They work efficiently in tandem, literally keeping even pace with one another.

[talk about heart-wrenching cave scenes here]

And when they’re free, this closeness and ability to be on the same wavelength is displayed when they are confronted by the gunman looking to destroy the evidence. He grabs Parker and points a gun to her head, demanding that Eliot hand over the notebook. She yells at him to not hand it over, but in actuality, she is distracting the gunman from noticing her sliding the dead man’s cellphone with an incriminating video into his pocket. Eliot plays along and into the bit, throwing the notebook over to get Parker back.

[talk about hardison being so happy to hear parker (and eliot) over the comms. talk about how he isn't expecting a hug and is resigned (if not content) to do a high five and is floored when parker practically jumps into his arms. where she knows it's safe and warm.]

#jackie talks #leverage #leverage s4 #leverage 4.01 #the long way down job #parker #alec hardison #eliot spencer #parker x hardison x eliot #leverage ot3 #ot3 meta #parker meta #eliot spencer meta #alec hardison meta #meta #leverage meta #read more #wrote some of this on company time bc I'm quick at doing tasks and because my coworker heard its my bday and told me not to work too hard < #didn't even reread what was already written i just copy pasted from the doc so what you see is what you get sorry my dudes if its bad lmao #mine

[keennachotraveler]

I heart them <3

Noworker my beloved

#phantomcoffeeart #normal guy elevator hitch #elevator hitch normal guy #elevator hitch coworker #coworker elevator hitch #elevator hitch #coworker x normal guy #normal guy x coworker #noworker #doodle #im so glad me and my bf made this ship LMAO

[saltpepperbeard]

ONE

FUCKING

WEEK

UNTIL

OFMD SEASON 2

...

#OFMD #OFMD Season 2 #Edit #cw: blood #cw: emetophobia #...SO UH #LMAO #L M A O #the way i've been throwing around the #'THROWS UP BLOOD' #and #'GETS EXTREMELY ILL' #'FALLS OVER AND DIES' #and things equivalent with the besties #so that moment just hsjkdhslkds #THAT MOMENT JUST FELT THE MOST RIGHT TO INCLUDE #I AM NIGEL AND MY FRIENDS/FAMILY/COWORKERS ARE STEDE TBH HSDJKSDKLS

[whifferdills]

what's the opposite of drift compatible

#coworker was so bad at it i shrugged and walked away and started cleaning the back room. #like i kept an eye out in case he started burning the place down but like. lol. lmao even

[mothric]

this was by far the best impulse purchase I've ever made and the coziest thing in my closet

#it's so quality!!! i run cold and usually am shivering at work and i didnt have even the slightest chill all day #also it just makes me happy. a coworker also got the hoodie at the same time as me so we both agreed to wear it to work today lmao #barbie movie #i am kenough #sept 2023 #fashion

[feydfuckernation]

this game fucking sucks bro

#do not take me for a massive sports fan because i'm not #i care abt wrexham but that's about it #that being said. not a good day to be a chiefs fan lmao #lion.txt #shoutout to my coworkers they're going to be so fucking messy abt the game tomorrow #hopefully it picks up in the second half but as m said. gas leak game. #super bowl #super bowl lviii #succession

[happyk44]

Lmao more about Grover aging at a rate of 0.4 instead of directly by half (12/28 = 0.4285). This is also assuming that Grover is only aging physically slower, but his mental/emotional capacity ages chronologically and with experience.

But anyway Grover has to get a fake ID to go to bars with Percy. When Percy turns 21, they realize ah shit Grover looks 16ish once they pull up to the club and immediately get turned away. Grover does have an official ID with his actual birthdate. In the past as a Keeper for Percy, Bianca and Nico, he also had a fake ID with an adjusted birthdate for whatever age he was supposed to be. He doesn't have either of those IDs anymore (he had to get a new one for B&N because Percy's would've put him at 14 and he needed to be put into 12 year old Bianca's class), so it's not like he handed over the fake one.

But the bouncer gives him a once-over and is just, "yeah no". They try to argue but the bouncer is like "if you wanna fight on this, I'm gonna keep your ID and call the police" so they give up (or rather Grover makes Percy give up because he got that look in his eyes and getting arrested on his birthday is not a birthday gift Grover wants to give).

In the end, they skulk around to some minimart and grab one of each alcoholic bottle with a weird name or label that they can find, are grateful the cashier doesn't seem to care that Grover looks 16 and barely even looks over his ID when he flashes it. Then they huff it back to Percy's apartment and taste test each drink on the floor of Percy's bedroom, because the whole point of going to the bar was to taste something that wasn't cheap beer stolen by the Hermes cabin.

Grover has a wildly fantastic tolerance for alcohol and Percy discovers that he is a lightweight.

The next time they try to go to a bar, Grover is sporting a temporary glamour from the Aphrodite cabin to make him look older. About half way through, they ring up Annabeth to make her do the math on how old Grover would have to be to actually look 21, and then the math on how long that would take because neither of them can subtract double digit numbers. Percy rediscovers he is a lightweight and, when the glamour finally starts to wear off, has to be carried back to his apartment by Grover, which makes for a ridiculous image of what appears to be a disabled 15 year old carrying around a grown man who won't stop talking about how much he loves his friends, including said disabled 15 year old.

#percy saying aww i love you to grover in public while holding his hand or smth #and the clerk or whoever is just like aww i wish my brother was like you and percy who is and looks 25 just says oh no we're best friends #about grover who is 41 but looks 17 and the waitress is just like... oh 😂 i mean 25 and 17 from a romantic view is very much 🤪 #but as friends it's not so bad - like if i had a 25 year old coworker that i was friends with when i was 17 that would be pretty content #them in the middle of the start of adulthoold and me right at the beginning of the beginning - a lot of my friends in uni were older than me #anyway tag time and then i should plug in my phone lmao it's at 6% #grover underwood #percy jackson #happy talks pjo