sorry to witcherpost in 2023 but there is something about geralt and jaskier in s1 that is soooooo important to me like. the energy of. you're the only one in the bar who didn't throw things at me. I know the feeling. I want the world to love you. I don't need it to. you could have anyone, and do, why would you come back to me. who could I ever find that would be worth half of you. they think I'm a monster. I've seen you at your most human. I could hurt you. you would never. i need no one and the last thing i want is anyone needing me. and yet here we are. we could run away together find out what pleases us. I can't go with you. everything you do to push me away makes me want to hold you closer. we're on the run from something intangible and it's easier if we run together. I don't want you here. what would you do without me. do you get it?
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me and my girl don't argue she falls on a fence for me and i eat her then give myself a lobotomy, erasing her existence from my mind thereby preserving her soul at the cost of no longer knowing her. like a man.
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after making that hayffie moodboard I am now thinking about how I envision their lives post-series... I don't see Effie moving to District 12 ever, so instead she's still in the Capitol or in one of the districts closer to the Capitol, helping with the rebuilding efforts and whatnot. But she and Haymitch are calling each other ALL the time. Effie claims she's "just checking in on the team" and Haymitch always indulges her by talking about how Peeta and Katniss are doing for a bit, but they both know Effie is really trying to make sure Haymitch hasn't reverted to drinking himself to death again he'll slide in an update on himself to let her know he's okay, really, and she'll just say 'thank you Haymitch.'
On the days Effie doesn't call, Haymitch calls her to "give her an update" which is always something stupidly innocuous like "Peeta got the oven working again." Really he wants to make sure she's all right, because she's ostracized somewhat by both Capitol and District society, now, and he knows she gets lonely. also right after the war everything is still hard to come by and she hasn't told him this but he knows Effie is trading her ration cards for stupid shit like makeup powder and he cannot with this woman Effie please buy food, jesus. then he waxes on about how he is never ever returning to the capitol or anywhere close to it's vicinity because how can you people still be so shallow and Effie is like fine you idiot I will come visit you, then. but before she can she gets into a (minor) accident of some sort and ends up briefly in the hospital and when haymitch finds out he is on the first train. rinse & repeat.
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streamer!gf is also a good idea i’d love to read
again, with this one, its mostly just for me [and this amazingly supportive anonymous] but i still felt like writing it. (although it took me three hours to come up with ideas that made sense lol) i also think this ones kinda ass in comparison to the others.... sorry.
but yea, this is streamer!gf that i tried to make gender neutral until the very end really.... enjoy! or dont.... :) m.list
bf!sapnap who most likely knew you from the SMP before you started dating. and only recently when he realized how much he liked you, did he start trying to pursue the relationship (which was maybe over a year and a half ago)
bf!sapnap who agreed with you to not say anything about the relationship for a few months just to let it sit and see where you guys lead
when you do finally announce it, its because you guys notice a genuince shift in the relationship where you can tell its getting more serious.
bf!sapnap who shyly brings up the idea of doing a relationship q&a on your channel after the announcement (that was also on your channel)
during the video, hes very clearly all over you, hugging you and leaning against you. your fans think its absolutely adorable how much of a simp he is.
in the middle of that video theres a moment when you two look at eachother after answering a question and it cuts to you two giggling and looking away from eachother. sapnap with a very clear blush and wide grin on his face mostly because you guys took a break to just kiss eachother which accidentally went on longer than expected
bf!sapnap who didnt realize how many people were already shipping you two when he called you the honourary dream team member once a few years ago
bf!sapnap that gets edits of you (sometimes you and him) during TNTL streams and just on his timelines and tries his hardest to not act flustered although he clearly has that glint in his eye
bf!sapnap who manages to come into your room during the most inconvenient times during your streams. ie. when youre actively and/or loudly simping over an actor in your fav movie or show.
you just freeze mid sentence, mid gesture, and stare at him as he steps into the room. he stares back and peeks his head into the frame and your chat proceeds to spam 'LMAOOOOO's
"can i help you....?"
".....so who were you yelling about-"
"Oh my- GET OUT😭!"
bf!sapnap who will very openly brag about dating you and just talk about dating you (he just wants people to know youre taken🤭)
"well im dating y/n"
"how does that have anything to do with vidcon-"
bf!sapnap who gets teased for not being as good of a gamer as you. and not having as many followers (because youre def. very popular) (i also imagine this next convo with george and dream laughing the entire time)
"sapnap, how does it feel having a girlfriend thats better at minecraft than you?"
"george, shut up."
"sapnap, hes not wrong. and doesnt she have more subscribers?"
"im literally never doing a manhunt again then."
"good, then we'll just have your girlfriend replace you"
bf!sapnap who jokingly suggests yout two starting an onlyfans where he posts videos of you two fucking (but he secretly really wants to). cause he has a whole album of pictures and videos of you two that he would be willing to post (if people pay for it obvi)
again, gimme suggestions and stuff. and show support for my sanity lol -Nony
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does anyone else not feel like a real person like i know other people are real i’m the one who is not i think it’s because i don’t know how to speak up in a group setting and i have no sense of self but seriously it’s like i’m two dimensional
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