Hey, Willard! Where do you get off? Do you take the first step towards Front Street? Thankk you for the input, but that’s enough, let’s get you home. You aren’t the main character, dude, all you say is just white noise to me, to be honest, and in case I make it, you have to love me, normally. I mean it’s… well, better than the alternative, I guess. Gotta call you a (thermodynamic) lawyer because apparently your friend Dr Sunshine is dead since he didn’t remember 2012- he was too busy being a blackbox warrior. Are you okay? You look like you’ve just had a half-decade hangover, and you also look like you’re falling up. If that’s even possible. I’ll call my friend Mr Capgras, he encountered a secondhand vanity recently, though, so I dunno if he’s okay. My friend Cotard will have a solution, I bet. When somebody needs you, you gotta hand me my shovel, I’m going in! Oh shit, bones! I can see your bones! Are you okay? Memento mori, I guess. If you even know what that means. Nobody is here to deal with your injury except I/Me/Myself. Hang on, my friends from Mary Bell Township are calling. Okay, they hung up. Wanted to tell me a fun fact about apples..? Hurt people, you say? Hurt people! I didn’t hurt you, why would I hurt anyone else? Anyway, um, it’s kind of a lot, but this isn’t my lysergide daydream, so… What happened to your leg? I can see your bones? You hit it against the kitchen floor? Damn, that must have hurt. You know, if you were a tomcat they would have employed euthanasia, which is really unfair to be honest. Dude, look, it’s a cicada! Didn’t know these were cicada days, to be honest. You liked this? You’re fine? Oh, okay, I’ll go, then. That was fun, goodbye!
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Bad Sansuary day 23 (hosted by @owl-bones!): formal
I remembered this unfinished painting from a while ago and spruced it up enough to post - it’s very veeerrry inspired by Persephone in the garden by Aidoneus which you should Absolutely Listen To because it’s So Good:
Anyways fancymare ftw
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I really want to dress up as Keyleth for the Ren Faire I go to but I’m so short and feel like I’m too ugly. She’s so tall and pretty, you know?
NOT a pity post, I just want a general consensus as to if this character is a good cosplay fit/ am being open about my insecurities surrounding it. What do you think? Can this 4’10 gal pull off cosplaying as this Druid badass?
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mutuals following my selfship blog is scary but chill.
people i know IRL following my selfship blog is TERRIFYING
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I was listening to ‘Francesca’ on the drive to work, and it hit me that this would work really well for Astarion/Tav, from Tav’s perspective, especially at the end of the game. Letting Astarion know that he’s worth love, and they would fight all of these fights again just to have met him and known him for a singular moment in time.
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(I decided to post this separately cause the original was getting too long)
Thank you for the tag, @missrosegold 🫶🏻💗
Aliases/name: Kaelyn (alias) / Kailyn (irl spelling) 🤭
Birthday: July 14th
Zodiac: Cancer
Height: 5’8 (172 cm)
Hobbies: reading, scrolling social media, writing, and daydreaming
Favorite color: turquoise
Favorite book: A Court of Thorns and Roses series by Sarah J. Maas, and From Blood and Ash series by Jennifer L. Armentrout
Last song: Get Up by NewJeans
Last tv show/movie: Yu Yu Hakusho
Recent read: A Soul of Ash and Blood by Jennifer L. Armentrout
Inspiration: everyday things, but mainly through songs
Story behind URL: hahaha. (I can’t believe I’m admitting this) a couple of years ago I needed a new, more grown-up username compared to my original. around that time is when I fell into the kpop hole and I started studying Korean; however my last name is quite difficult and lowkey kind of impossible to transcribe into Hangul (Korean alphabet), so I went ‘hey! let’s just use kim as my Korean last name and keep my first name’. (and at the time I was unhealthy obsessed with bts and little 15 year old me was convinced that I was going to marry kim taehyung) I changed the spelling of my first name to match the romanization from the Hangul alphabet (besides the l and y) and viola! kimkaelyn was born!
Fun fact: I can read Hangul, but I have no idea what any of it means😭
I tag - @kkeke99, @neurovascular-entrapta, @andypantsx3, @bluebird-in-the-breeze, and @kierewrites !
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Ok, so for our “A Paradise Lost” main cast we have:
ADAM: Stephan James (I feel like he just has an effortlessness to his acting range and I think he’d not overplay the part or ham it up too much!)
EVE: Katie McGrath (she has a look of someone who’s up to something but can also have a naive look too so I chose her, also she typically plays harsher characters so I wanted to give her a role that would stretch her acting abilities).
LUCIFER/SATAN: (y’all are gonna roll your eyes at how obvious this one is. YES HE HAS PLAYED SATAN BEFORE BUT HE DID SUCH A GOOD JOB ITDYVJHIUSTETST) Cody Fern
ARCHANGEL MIKEY BOY: Jan Francken (I made him a similar look to the actor playing satan cause they’re supposed to be full on rivals so I wanted to show similarities in their design but major differences in character).
GOD: VOICED BY SOMEONE WITH AN INTIMIDATING AND POWERFUL VOICE (but never shown on screen).
Lmk if you guys want part 2 ;)
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oh yes you were at court! i forgot that was at the start of that post lmao. i've been to court twice when i was super young for drinking underage and then smoking lool it was so boring and long and shit but thankfully you were just there for moral support, i hope it wasen't such a bad thing your friend had to deal with! I remember seeing you post about moving but i forget if it was TO or AWAY from your parents but that clears it up. I totally get you on that though, i'm living at home right now and i feel kind of similar about not feeling comfortable in your own home. Its a bit different for me, but similar enough. Hell my stepdad even sleeps in the living room too! hes always done that so ive always felt like i had to be on eggshells when night time hit. I used to sneak smoking in the backyard back in the day myself, i got caught once when i was in highschool he made me throw all my pieces out which sucked big time. ahhh i love that, art! you should totally show more stuff on here too, at least if you're comfortable and its not stuff you'd wanna sell, i would absolutely love to see any of it 🖤i've dabbled in writing poems and things i planned to make songs, although only recently. I've always wanted to be a musician but my attempts at learning guitar over the years have never ended up lasting long and i try to learn singing but i just dont really think i can. plus i was always afraid of self expression so i never wrote until a few years ago. i still do, because music is so important to me (which is why i did pick 🎤!) and it makes me so happy but yeah. i have 2 shows im headed to in a few months even so im so excited 🥰my day though has been so boring, i mostly played video games and watched youtube videos. watched another episode of a show i've been watching called Silo, which i absolutely love. im so surprised you had room in your tags still after myself lmao, but i do that same thing i always talk in the tags! also i'm giving you tons of hugs and kisses 😘🥰
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Hi hi hi ☺️ how are you doing lovely? 🥰
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