Was gonna ask my mom to rate my fit and she didn't even give me a chance
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never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man
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characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that
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Ace attorney is so funny for making a game where you play as a lawyer whose assistant lets him talk to dead people and the only dead person he talks to is a smarter, better lawyer
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i drew them so cute im gonna go insane
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Ace Attorney 1 nostalgia trip drawings
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me in the group chat: hey. bad news guys
gc: oh no. you did it again didn't you
me: yeah. i got lost in the beauty of a gif of a dragon from the early 2000s again. sorry
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do you think they would find each other in any universe
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hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.
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as always l The Oatmeal l ⬇txt-edited
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