#please baby girl why

[mishwanders]

My new favorite resident evil line is Moira Burton saying “Go jump on a dildo boss!”

#please baby girl why #moira burton #resident evil revelations 2 #rer2 #I now need some fan art of her and Ethan together trying to one up each other in bad dialogue #they would be the scared buddies

[katanosabedibujar]

The exes!1!1!

This took me two sleepless nights... please spread prohibitedwish 😭

#fionna and cake #scarab fionna and cake #scarab #prismo #adventure time #prismo and scarab are ex-husbands they still love each other but don't want to admit it #prohibitedwish #oh my god please just kiss already #WHY HE SO BABY GIRL #I'm talking about Scarab btw #they're divorced

[miekasa]

gojo’s son calling him baby because he heard gojo calling you that. precious

HHHH I KNOW :(( Satoru always encourages infant babbling (speaks animatedly and listens with the same enthusiasm even when it’s just incoherent noises), and the kid has taken to incorporating some key phrases into his vocabulary—learning to ask for more when he’s hungry, asking for his dad to keep playing with him, saying “thank you” and “i love you” (Satoru’s personal favorite, because his L’s do sound a little like W’s and he coos every time)—but he’s also picking up on things you and Satoru say to eachother. So, it’s only natural that hearing his parents refer to each other as “baby,” makes the toddler believe that that’s a normal part of speech he can start saying.

The first time it happens, Satoru is coming back from work. He can hear giggling in the kitchen, and when he makes his way there he’s greeted with the sight of his son in his high-chair clapping happily as you scoop some of his dinner onto his plate. Satoru reaches to you first, and arm curling around your waist and his lips pressing to your cheek. You’re about to return the greeting when the words are spoken for you, a high-pitched and excited squeal from your toddler in place of your own voice, “Home, baby!” Satoru pauses and blinks, pointing a finger at his chest and observing as his son only grins wider, making grabby hands for his father. He repeats the phrase again, this time attempting a broken syllable version of the word “welcome,” that makes Satoru’s heart swell three sizes. He’s quick to scoop his son right out of the chair, twirl him around and press kisses to his cheek, “Missed you so much, too, baby!”

First it’s you and Satoru that get called baby as greetings, but soon it extends to other people. When Megumi comes over to babysit the following week, he’s met with excited squeals and raised arms (demands to be picked up), before his cheeks are squished between baby-sized palms and he’s formally greeted with, “Hi, baby!” The look on Megumi’s face is priceless—slightly red and embarrassed, but beyond fond—and he gives the kid a gentle pat on the head before telling him he missed him, too. When it’s time for Megumi to return home for the evening, he gets soft hugs and tired yawns, the words “Bye, Memi. Night, baby,” barely getting out.

Your son is a fast learner, it seems. He quickly realizes he can use the word outside of greetings and goodbyes, and tries it out with his uncle Nanamin the next time he’s over at his house. Nanami is leaning over the counter, watching carefully as the toddler eats his lunch. He reaches over to wipe some smeared tomato away from his mouth as he’s finishing up his food, and that’s when the baby grins at him, looking his uncle (godfather, really, but he doesn’t know that yet), right in the eye before saying, “Thank you, baby.” Kento only smiles softly, continuing to gently wipe down his cheeks, before cradling his head and musing, “You’re more than welcome.”

You and Satoru debate which one of you he’s been picking this up from. You think the obvious choice is your husband—Satoru’s always been the more affectionate one, and pet names comes easy to him. He argues that your son gets it from you, and that he listens more carefully to his mom. Your theory is proven correct when your son is curled up in your lap shortly after dinner time, hands reaching to be held against your chest and rocked to sleep. You think he’s finally dozing off when you hear a small, and tired, “‘Night, my baby,” from your toddler’s lips. You look up to Satoru, who grins, leaning down to kiss the top of his son’s head and then your forehead. He takes after this father, without a doubt; because while every body else was baby, only your boys had the honor of refer to your as their baby.

#anonymous #no no it’s fine i’m fine…. i’m FINE #everyone is baby because that’s just how he thinks the world works… he thinks everyone gets the same affection…. kids r so fucking precious #im sorry for this essay..:. but as you can tell i have real life genuine feelings for this man #hhhhh SCREAMING. CRYING. PERFECT STORM. #ok but i was saying this the other day gojo gets lucky his kid starts saying ‘baby’ #nanami & levi get stuck w their kids learning their actual names LMFAOOO levi is like no no. please PLEASE #it only happens w ur second kid that’s why nanami is so confused but when he hears his baby girl call him ‘ken!’ instead of ‘daddy’ #lord he might cry real grown man tears LMFAO #i guess i might as well make a tag for him #gojo x reader #satoru.ask

[duusheen]

we have twins! Luna (pink) & Brisa (blue) Pollock 👶🏽👶🏽

#ts4 gameplay #ts4 challenge #ts4 legacy challenge #ts4 screenshots #look idk what happened ok? #You all saw the ultrasound it clearly said 1 girl #Imagine my surprise when suddenly there were two cribs #I don't know guys but I guess I'm keeping the bug baby lmao #THREE BABIES IS HELL OMG #send help for mir and jay please and for me too 😭 #idk why is so hard i practically raiced 6 kids with leif and daphne 😩 #pollock legacy #gen4 #brisa pollock #i love the name brisa it means breeze in spanish 🥺 #The twins were born at night and it was windy so yeah 🤣 #luna pollock #miracle holm #jay pollock

[demigod-of-the-agni]

WAIT WAIT WAIT

ARE THEY TRYING TO STOP AERITH'S DEATH???

THE COLOURING, THE LIGHTING, IT'S THE SAME. SEPHIROTH IS DROPPING DOWN. THE NODACHI IS POSITIONED FOR MAXIMUM STABBING CAPACITY

BUT CLOUD HAS THE BUSTER SWORD DRAWN

DO THEY SAVE AERITH???

#PLEASE WE ARE SO CLOSE TO FIGURING OUT WHAT HAPPENS #why why why would SE put this in. WHY WOULD THEY FUCKING DO THAT. MY HEART #WHEN I CATCH YOU SQUARE ENIX. WHEN I CATCH YOU. WHEN I CATCH YOU SQUARE ENIX- #do the visions from Remake carry over??? I think we all knew Aerith could Tell she was not going to make it- #-but she probably wouldn't have told anyone. even if she gave Holy away for safekeeping (????) #does the rest of the gang figure out Aerith dies??? or /will/ die?????? literally no one fucking touch me ??? #oh my god... they better save my baby girl. i need to see her alive and well. oh my god #ff7 #ffvii #ffvii rebirth #final fantasy vii #ff7 rebirth #cloud strife #sephiroth #aerith gainsborough #agnirambles

[jasontoddssuper]

Free Percy Jackson,Jason Todd and Hobie Brown from the Swiftie boyfriend allegations

Edit:Hp/Marauder's Era fans liking is Wild.You're literally Switfies in book nerd form

#no because i was in percy's selfship tag and i was literally chanting 'please no new switfie posts please no new switfie posts' #and wouldn't you FUCKIN' know it THERE was one.LEAVE HIM ALONE HE'D LITERALLY BEAT HER ASS HE'S CANONICALLY POOR AND DISABLED #and jason?????he screams mcr and green day and the metal genre and if he liked indie girl shit it would be actual ones not wannabes #i don't need to say anything about hobie but i don't even selfship with him romantically(that's my baby brother and son figure) #but i'm constantly slapped in the face with him.percy is punk-coded hobie is the embodiment of black punk youth and jason is a whole slashe #why would they listen to the goddess of white privilige.gimme literally one reason i quadruple dog dare you #percy jackson #jason todd #hobie brown #anti taylor swift #pjo #hoo #batfam #ditf #lost days #utrh #rhato #teen titans:damian edition #dead sidekicks force #new ember days #lego batman/superman:family matters #spiderverse #atsv #btsv #spiderman #black percy #latino percy #afrolatino jason supremacy #letters from summer #x reader

[the-eclectic-wonderer]

I’ve been exposed to waaaay too much taylor swift lately, so I went for a walk on the anti tag to cleanse my mind. I’ve seen a lot of commentary about her racism / privilege / climate crimes etc, which is all extremely important ofc, but also, like…

She’s boring. SO boring. The music, the lyrics, the ideas, everything, it’s just the most basic stuff you can imagine, just beige all around.

I get being basic but, like… at least Starbucks drinks have some semblance of taste.

#like girl please #‘she’s the best lyricist of our time’ GIRL #i am BEGGING swifties to listen to other stuff because this ain’t it girlies!!! #like. i get loving basic songs. i am also an enjoyer of basic pop music. it’s made to resonate with people #that’s why it’s pop! #but you also don’t see me arguing that Coldplay are amazing lyricists!!!!!!! #please listen to other stuff. read poetry. read a book. and stop telling me about that monster/baby lyrics it’s literally the most boring #thing I’ve ever heard please god #anti taylor swift

[sad-torbek-noises]

"He's a slut, your honor." 🥹💖

--me, watching Taliesin talk about the extra bit Leo added in the missive he sent to Edgar

#WOOF WOOF WOOF #I'm down BAD for this beautiful gay man #He's so FRUITY!!!!! #I LOVE HIM #Leo Amicus #THAT'S MY BABY GIRL #IF OLDER CONFIRMED BACHELOR WHY BABY GIRL SHAPED #Edgar Lycoris #Dr. Edgar Lycoris #Please god I hope they're fruity for each other!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #May the universe bless #Taliesin Jaffe #God he's the best #Have you ever seen a man be so swell? #My suave and sassy disaster bisexual creative

[katanosabedibujar]

The exes!1!1!

This took me two sleepless nights... please spread prohibitedwish 😭

#fionna and cake #scarab fionna and cake #scarab #prismo #adventure time #prismo and scarab are ex-husbands they still love each other but don't want to admit it #prohibitedwish #oh my god please just kiss already #WHY HE SO BABY GIRL #I'm talking about Scarab btw #they're divorced

[matchamiko]

I really dislike the new trend of videos with “I’m a 21 year old, these are the things I’m ashamed of about myself” and it’s just a recycle of living with parents, having no savings, having no job related to your degree or never being in a relationship. Poppet, you’re so young !!! Don’t be ashamed of that stuff !!!! I know you mean well and are trying to be relatable and individual but you’re not because you’re a baby and babies don’t need to have their whole life sorted out !!! Especially in this world and this age !!!! We all are small girls (gn) living in a mean mean world, let’s just have a cup of tea and some cake and not worry m’kay?

#I could’ve been meaner but I realise it’s mainly young 20 something girls #why r u ashamed if the point of the video is to make people less ashamed of a situation you share? #also I would be more inclined to watch and listen and relate to these videos if it was a 30 or 40 something year old #yall are babies please cut yourself some slack #also it’s one of those I saw one video and don’t need to see the others cause they’re all the same #boohoo I’m trying to be individual with my struggles:((( but also I have the exact same struggles as everyone else #precious child we r all suffering let’s just hold hands quietly #I could be so mean rn I’m so torn between being mean and kissing their heads #miko.online

[ecogirl2759]

Your honor please let him be punk rock

WHY IS HE SO DAMN PASTY IN HIS CANON MATERIAL???? MY BOY NEEDS SOME VITAMIN D ASAP

Also released this too late for Delinquent Brawl FUCK

Original sketch because it doesn't look too bad lol

#Sorry for all the tags lol #danganronpa #I might make him into a sticker #takemichi yukimaru #yukimaru takemichi #danganronpa fanart #danganronpa udg #udg #dr udg #danganronpa ultra despair girls #fanart #my fanart #my art #my artwork #artists on tumblr #mondoblr #michisweep #michiblr #I actually think it's so funny that he's literally Snow White while standing next to the two Owada brothers lmao #I also like the idea of Michi's color being orange in stark contrast to the soft lavenders of the Diamond Bros #He is so orange-coded to me. do not ask why I have no answer #He has such a baby face tho #Idk I just think the artists shoulda made him more angular. more intimidating #He's the right hand man of the most powerful biker gang in all of Japan god dammit #At least give him piercings just to show how not like other girls he is please #In all seriousness though piercings are a common sign of delinquency or going against the grain in Japan #The fact that Michi doesn't have any in canon is BLASPHEMOUS!

[thundergrace]

You need three full-time jobs to afford Calliope's luxury modern loft bedroom.

#first kill #firstkilledit #firstkillcentral #calliope burns #now compare this to Theo's room lmfao #man not only is she the baby but she's the only girl? #spoiled doesn't even begin to cover it #1x01 #gifs #mine #shitty gif nation #please don't steal/use my gifs #also why didn't y'all tell me the gif limit increased AGAIN

[sunmisbf]

high as shit watching honey by the boyz n i’m losing my mind a little bit like this this serve i loveee whore units <3

#literally honey honey honey workin for ya like a bee buzzin for u baby baby tell me what u need what u need huh? u can say w please 🤸🤸🍯🤭🐝 #they’re both so fine too but sunwoo…. 🚶if i speak #i don’t know why he came in like that in the beginning i had to pause n go back 😭 #n i loved the choreo this was such a serve why didn’t anyone tell me #<– girl who saw oomfs talking about it on the dash #.txt

[thatweirdkin]

I got friendzoned by Satan...

Does this mean I should delete my account?!?

#obey me #obey me satan #logan talks #i can’t believe this #why Satan #why #was I not enough enough for you ma’am #my baby girl please #😭😭😭