#pharmacy humor

[bebepac]

I know it's early but....

#bebepac jokes #pharmacy techs are the real mvp #pharmacy humor #pharmacy technician #slinging pills to pay the bills

[x-heesy]

𝙲𝚊𝚙𝚒𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚖 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚟𝚒𝚛𝚞𝚜 🦠

(𝚀𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝙿𝚑𝚞𝚌𝙺𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐)

#our whole system is very very wrong 😑 #capitalism #vaccine #4/2024 #anti capitalism #question everything #fuck you very much #fuckit #doomsday #pharmacy #pharmacy mafia #x-heesy #w r o n g #meme #dirty memes #memes #dirty humor #satire #not Phunny

[essektheylyss]

I have nothing but hatred in my heart for the sitcom Friends but unfortunately, the theme song was right. no one did tell me life was gonna be this way. [rapid existential clap]

#it's fine I got some writing done so I can be funny about my existential crises now #the writer way is to mine your mental illness for humor so #FUCK I FORGOT TO GO TO THE PHARMACY FOR MEDS oh well

[misforgotten2]

When did "Druggist" become "Pharmacist" in everyday usage? Did they dislike being call "drug dealers" by impudent little shot-noses like me?

Parents Magazine September 1944

#vintage ad #advertising #vintage ads #advertisement #1944 #pharmacy #medicine #big pharma #1940s #1940's #1940s ad #funny #humor #humour

[woundedheartwithin]

It’s amazing how I am a nervous, timid wreck having to make phone calls until I hit peak efficacy of my adhd meds and then I can fucking do anything. Like this medication has actually turned me into a functioning adult and I still can’t fucking believe it

#she speaks #like I took it late today cuz I got up late so I’m functional a little later today #but like I just had to call five different pharmacies trying to chase down the generic vyvanse #and I wasn’t nervous once #like that’s not a thing that happens to me I’m always fucking nervous #EXCEPT NOT NOW CUZ IM PROPERLY MEDICATED #I could NEVER have made five phone calls in a row before I’m not even kidding #I would’ve gotten my dad to call because I’m scared and he humors me lol #but no I did it and I’m still just like eh had to be done wasn’t a big deal #and I’m absolutely marveling at that #like I don’t even feel tired after all that #and two of the pharmacies had rude ass techs answering the phone #one was SO SWEET tho #she goes I can look and see if any pharmacies around here have availability so you don’t have to keep making calls #and I was like OMG IF YOU CAN DO THAT I WOULD BE SO GRATEFUL #and she was just like of course and I’m sitting there thinking why the FUCK didn’t any of the others offer that??? #like not even my own primary pharmacy offered that #anyway she gave me the number and I went #as earnestly as I possibly could #thank you SO much #and she was so taken aback she jus kinda paused and then went of course! it was my pleasure to help! #like no girl you just saved me a whole bunch of leg work I am indebted to you fr

[pk-freezer-burnt]

All the cephalosporin antibiotics looking at loracarbef:

#the ice cubes speak #some pharmacy humor for tonite....... #joke: cephalosporin antibiotics all start with the sound 'cefa' or 'ceph' except loracarbef #and there are like #a million cephalosporins so it sticks out like a sore thumb #HIT THAT LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE JOKES #pharmblr

[night-the-starfish]

This effect was surprisingly hard to do!

#this is your brain on drugs #nostalgia #cottagecore #embroidery #traditional art #artists on tumblr #i always underestimate how long embroidery projects take TuT #i like doing them though :) #i considered making the drugs at the bottom benzodiazepines #for some extra pharmacy humor! #... Im writing an assignment on benzoes and I feel like its taking over my life #ANYWAYS #art #natart #nat

[mud1888]

#lol #funny #humor #joke #memes #jokes #silly #pills #pharmacy #medication

[1-800-roflmao]

✨Titty Sprinkles✨

#are a thing #and it is so fucking silly and fun to say #was in a pharmacy and it was amongst the many products they sold #apparently they taste really good #and are really convenient #like their smaller for easier handling #and got this real nice effect #if you read this far #i'm talking about weed #as much i wish it was actually sprinkles for tiddies #cannabis #dirty humor #dirty jokes

[blamebears]

What happens when I'm 2 red bulls deep? This shit

#out of camp {ooc} #I'm hilarious okay #that's the generic name in the joke btw #pharmacy humor is the best humor

[bebepac]

The struggle is real! Does anybody else feel like this?!?

#pharmacy humor #pharmacy technician #You da real mvp #Slinging pills to pay da bills

[petar1989]

Pharmacy Student Red and Blue Pill T-Shirt

https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/53746522-pharmacy-student-red-and-blue-pill?store_id=2419953

#pharmacy #pharmacy student #pharmacy school #meicine #take your pills #pills #red pill #blue pill #humor #funny #humorous #student #red or blue #health #purple #graphic tshirt #funny humor #tshirt #purple shirt #graphic tee #graphic design #graphic art #purple graphic tee

[brokeclothingaddict]

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[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

My sister rang me today.

Ever since she was six, she's had pain in her legs, which turns into pain in her hips and back for stretches of time. She's tried for years to get a diagnosis, with absolutely no joy. As a kid they thought she had collapsed arches in her feet; then it became clear her feet were fine, but something was wrong with her tendons; and then in her 20s they just shrugged it off with a "We'll never know probably" and that was that. She keeps on top of it with daily yoga, generally, though flare ups happen periodically. If she has to pause the yoga for some reason, she fairly rapidly regresses. Currently she has plantar fascitis again, which has halted everything once more, so right now she's back into a pain slump.

Anyway, she called me today while going from Doctors to pharmacy to get the codeine they've prescribed her for it.

"I think one of my yoga moves to help the fascitis might have exacerbated the legs," she said. "Trouble is, there's never been a diagnosis. I just have to trial and error what might help."

... And I had one of those lightbulb moments, you know? My brain suddenly went "Wait hang on, this is very familiar isn't it?" and rang the bells of memory.

"Did they ever test you for fibromyalgia?" I said.

They had not. It's never been suggested, even. My sister said she'd look up the symptoms and see if it chimed, and rang off.

Fifteen minutes later, she calls back.

Turns out she got to the pharmacy and gave them the prescription. While waiting, she googled fibromyalgia symptoms and found the NHS website.

"It was like someone had written a profile of me," she tells me on the phone. "Like, spookily, scarily accurate to me, right down to the temperature regulation bit. It felt like a practical joke."

And of course, as she stood there in the pharmacy, suddenly staring at the age of forty at the apparent answer she's been trying to get since she was six years old, she burst into tears.

"Oh no!" Said the pharmacist, hurdling the counter in a single leap and scattering the queue (I am exaggerating for humorous affectation.) "Quickly! Come into our little exam room, we'll get you tissues and water!"

My sister was duly ensconced into a Safe Place, and encouraged to cry it out. It took several hiccuping minutes, but finally, she managed to calm down and get back to an Extremely Watery Smile.

"Do you want to talk about it?" the pharmacist asked sympathetically.

"It's just..." my sister said, overwhelmed and searching for words. "My whole life I've been in pain, and they've never found why..."

"Ah," said the pharmacist thoughtfully. "Have you explored fibromyalgia?"

...

"TWICE IN ONE DAY," my sister yells on the phone to me later. "HOW THE HELL HAVE TWO SEPARATE PEOPLE ON THE SAME DAY FINALLY GIVEN ME THE ANSWER, AND NEITHER OF YOU IS A DOCTOR"

Anyway she has a doctor's appointment for tomorrow to discuss it, so we'll see

#health care

[chuluoyi]

✎ sick days

- gojo satoru x reader

who holds the fort when you fall sick? of course, it's your lovesick husband and baby!

genre: fluff, fluff, fluffff. basically, your baby is adorable, gojo is your husband and not only is he lovesick with you, he humors your baby so much it’s making me— sighs

note: based on this post! hi hi chu is back from vacation and here’s another dad!gojo fluff indulgence and we stan domestic men okay🤭

a part of gojo's love entries

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It's plain sight that Gojo Satoru is a highly attractive individual, and now that he has a son, it's fair to say that he’s the hottest dilf on the block.

With one hand twirling a famous brand of flu medicine box and the other propping his baby son at his hip, he garnered curious eyes, even in drugstore near his home.

“Hmm, why is it so cheap? Suspicious…”

Satoru let out a light hum, studying the orange and pink boxes, as well as glancing at the other purple box with bold labels claiming its effectiveness in halting cold symptoms, and then looked at his son.

His baby's big, crystal blue eyes blinked in wonder at the vibrant colors, and he reached out with grubby hands towards them. “Bwah!”

Suddenly, he got an idea.

“Hey, kiddo. Which do you think is better for mama?” he asked the baby, gesturing at the all three medicine on the rack with his jaw. “You choose.”

As if on cue, the little ball of fluff that was his son immediately reached out for the purple box, the more expensive out of all three displayed before him. Without missing a beat, he also seized both the orange and pink boxes in quick succession, holding them close to his chest.

Satoru broke into a hearty laugh, a wide grin split his face, as he affectionately tousled the boy's head with pride.

“That's my boy! Splurging is allowed—after all, we're rich!”

When the first signs of cold manifested in you, Satoru was already worried. He had warned you to take more rest, but typical you, you brushed it off as a mere fatigue.

And when this morning, you woke up to sudden coughing fits and hot-and-cold spells, which ended up with kicking him out of your shared bedroom in fear of spreading the virus, like the doting husband he was, Satoru promptly headed to the pharmacy with your baby in tow to get you some help.

"Oh my, sir, your son is so adorable!" the female cashier gushed when he got over to pay, finally voicing what other customers thought in their heads. He could sense the discreet glances from those around him even now.

As the baby clung to his shirt, Satoru tightened his grip on him and responded with a self-assured grin, ensuring those nearby heard his words, "Of course he is! My wife is pretty as heck too, shame she's down with fever today."

"Aww! Such high praise, you must adore your wife!"

"Mm-hmm!"

Ah, so he still has a wife. The other customers went about their day, some disappointed that the dilf was still evidently devoted to his wife. They could only wonder just who could the lucky woman was.

Moving on— after the short trip to the drugstore, Satoru went back home. He promptly checked on you in your master bedroom, inquiring, "Hey, how are—"

But he immediately halted upon seeing you nestled so comfortably under the blankets, sleeping soundly. For a moment, he simply stood, blinking and observing your serene slumber.

Strange that something inside him both softened and lurched at the sight. You were just that precious in his eyes. Stupid as it was, he was quite miserable to go through the day without your nagging and nitpicking. And above all, he never liked seeing you in any kind of discomfort—it made his protective instincts soar.

Hence his thought— there is nothing I wouldn’t do for you, even if it means sacrificing heaven itself.

“Myah!” A hard shove on his arm and his baby’s babbling snapped him out of his trance. Satoru shifted his baby to his other hand, let out a questioning hum, and affectionately pinched his mochi-like cheeks.

“Hmm? You can’t be hungry, I—oooh,” a sheepish expression of realization appeared on his face, his blue eyes widened slightly as his baby glared at him. Then, chuckling like the goofball he was, Satoru patted him on his head to appease his grudge, “I haven’t fed you since this morning, eh?”

“Fwah!”

“Pfft! There, there… Me is sorry~ Now let me whip something up for you and mama, yeah?”

Now, he wouldn't claim to be the best chef, but he could certainly cook to save himself. Rolling up his sleeve, he went to the kitchen after leaving and stuffing his baby boy with a pacifier on his high chair.

“Hmmm, baby food for the minion and… congee? Yeah, congee should be good.”

Next task was feeding his already seething baby after he mixed together his baby food. He was a fussy eater—mostly with him, but surprisingly not so much with you (apparently, that's just his way of showing who he favors between his parents, heh). But when he managed to get the food in, with every spoonful, his son’s smile gradually widened, and so did his happiness.

Satoru thought then that he was the cutest thing he had ever created. His son was clearly a mini-him, but his reactions were definitely so you.

“Is it tasty? It is, isn’t it?” he cooed with baby voice, earning a delightful giggle in response from his son. Pushing his luck, he added with a suggestive grin, “Papa is the best, isn’t he?”

“Bwah...” The joyful expression on his baby's face faded instantly, dissolving into an unamused pout, prompting Satoru to righteously click his tongue.

“Why are you so against me?!”

After he was done with his fill, Satoru picked your baby up to the master bedroom to bring you something to eat. Seated on the opposite edge of the bed, he silently adored your sleeping form once again.

Right at that moment, the baby in his arms wriggled, reaching out for you. Acting on a sudden impulse, he put him on the bed, facing you.

“Now, go to mama, would you?” he whispered gently, grinning and giving his bum a light pat. “Go!”

Your son was also Gojo Satoru’s son, therefore he was an adept crawler even at barely seven months old. With remarkable agility, the little soldier steadily moved towards you, his diapers jiggling with each motion. He stopped right in front of your face, clearly recognizing you as his mother.

And your husband swore that even his logic-driven heart melted at the sight of your cute baby suddenly leaned in and clumsily smooched your nose.

Simply just the two most treasured loves of his life.

“Mm?” you let out a soft grunt, feeling the dryness in your throat as you cracked your eyes open, surprised to find yourself face-to-face with your baby. “Oh… why are you here? Don’t get too close…”

“He’ll be fine.” Satoru picked your son up, placing him on his knee and steadying him with one arm. Having moved next to you on the bed, he brushed hair from your forehead. “What about you, hmm? Feeling better?”

Your eyebrows creased into a frown. “Yeah, I think, but more than that, Satoru, I’ve told you, don’t let him—”

“Yes, yes, sweetheart. He won’t get sick, look, he’s as healthy as he can be~” and to make a point, he turned his baby over and lightly smacked his bottom, prompting a whimper from the little one and a gasp from you.

“Don’t spank him!”

“Ehh? Then can I spank you instead?”

“Satoru, you’re a little piece of—!”

Just you and him, as well as the little treasure that was your son. This little family was enough reason to live. To win.

And Gojo Satoru once again thought, that being the strongest didn’t really mean that much anymore because with his world in his hands, nothing else matters.

Epilogue

“You’re so silly, why did you buy so many?” you grumbled at the sight of three different brands of cold medicine your husband displayed in front of you. “One is enough, do you want me to overdose?”

Satoru snickered. “Don’t blame me, blame your kid. He’s the one picking all of them.”

You totally didn’t get what he meant at all, but yeah, your husband was the silliest human ever and that’s that.

“Hey, don’t you think it’s a bit smelly here?” Satoru suddenly asked, wearing a quizzical expression.

You took a sniff of the air, glancing at your baby blinking innocently and sitting calmly on your husband, and a realization struck you. “Uh, Satoru...”

Following your gaze, as if sensing an omen, Satoru hastily scooped up his son, letting out a bewildered gasp as he felt a slight wetness where the baby had been sitting on him.

“Did he just poo on me?!”

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[dontpetcreations]

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