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We're out of milk, and now I'm going to crumble in on myself and die until my mother returns from the market as my savior.
#you know im starting to feel like maybe it isnt very healthy to drink as much milk as i do on a daily basis#hmm...#oh well im sure its fine#i go through milk like... like... like... really fast- DANG IT#there goes my similie#im not like addicted to milk or anything I can live without it#im fine haha#hwy woukd i have a problem with not being able to drink milk#thats dumb haha#its not like i drink... 4... 5 cups a day#pfft noooooooo#i can stop whenever i want
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Sunshine
Did Reptile's new trailer bring me out of a year long hiatus?
.....noooooooo
Also, fun fact! Reptile was my very first profile picture (I think?)! I think it's time I changed it >:]
Pairing: Syzoth (Reptile) x reader
Warnings: none? Unless you're uncomfortable with Reptile being a shifter
Word count: 354
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It was a rather sleepy afternoon. The sun was out, the sky was blue, and the shade from Outworld's trees fell perfectly upon the two of you. Syzoth in his full, scaley form is enjoying the last of summer's warmth. His head is laid in your lap, body stretched out as he soaks up the sun while lying on his belly. You stroke his scales, scratching at hard to reach spots as well, earning a deep hum from the reptile in your lap.
It's certainly a serene, quiet scene, and soon enough, even you start to fall asleep. A sudden snort startles you awake. Syzoth has an eye cracked open at you. He huffs, pouty that you had stopped spoiling him. You roll your eyes. Syzoth rolls over onto his back, and you take the chance to grab him by the snout and tease him a bit.
"I think you're starting to get spoiled. I cant keep giving you scritches forever, you know" You laugh. His expression turns amused as he playfully nips at your fingertips so that you let him go. You do so, and he's already shifted, reaching for your hands again and placing them in his hair.
"Well, if you'd rather, I'll let you play with my hair instead." He smirks, letting go of your hands. "- although I wouldn't mind if you'd rather use your hands for… other things.
You roll your eyes again, giggling. "Pfft- just get off me!" You playfully shove him off your lap, and he's disappeared immediately.
"-And deprive myself of my favorite heater? No way." You keep your guard up, waiting. And then suddenly he's behind you. He pulls you into his clothed chest and laughs with you as he tugs you backwards. You turn to kiss him, and he tugs you even closer. You curl into each other, and when you separate, you ignore his complaints by tucking your face into the crook of his shoulder and sliding your hand into his hair, the gentle motions pleasing him. The two of you fall asleep right there, and don't wake up till late in the day.
#mortal kombat#mortal kombat 1#mk1#mortal kombat x reader#mk1 reptile#mk reptile#reptile x reader#syzoth x reader#mk
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Who do you think in the chain is most likely call the reader extremely embarrassing nicknames just to see them flustered and angry then gets upset when he finds out they won’t give him any cuddles for like 3 days?
Like—
Link: Hey (embarrassing nickname)~
Reader becoming red as they pout: (•̀ ᴖ •́) I told you to stop calling me that!!
Link: Oh, you know I’m not going to stop~ I love your cute grumpy face~ ૮˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ა
Reader becoming more irritated: (๑•̀ᗝ•́)૭ That’s it no more cuddles for 3 days!!
Link: NOOOOOOOO (/'T᷄⌑T᷅)/
Pfft-
They would be so pouty afterwards.
But I'm willing to bet that Link decided to just body slam Reader anyway. XD
No cuddles? Who said that? That's strange. He didn't hear anything. Must be the wind. glomp
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LOVE love love how everyone in the world gets collective amnesia every few years in Doctor Who. There will be aliens and monsters everywhere and people will be like "Noooooooo,,, not again!!" And 4 years later they'll be like "Pfft. Aliens? No such thing. Get real." And the Doctor's just like "Lalala, I love London So Much I hope nothing bad happens to it! Ahaha, unless it's funny tho 👀"
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what it began as: skibidi toilet fanfic because the series is actually sick as hell if you look past. the toliet part
what it has become: y/n aka the human is the protag in this harem anime, and by god are they getting every route at once even if it kills them
(this is not a bad thing btw i just find it very funny ahfkgahfsgq)
PFFT LMAOOO
Even the titans will cave under the human's massive amount of RIZZ.
DATING START!
Edit: OH NO. MY BRAIN NOW WANTS TO DRAW DATING SIM PORTRAITS NOOOOOOOO ANON WHAT HAVE YOU DONE--
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Are u dating both hoonie and pfft pfft?
wh
NOOOOOOOO
he just mah frien (pfft) mah sweet pokie mah bebebe bububu
and I will not allow ANYONE to treat my friends so rudely.
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The Cyborg’s Toilet
ever gotten curious how a cyborg goes to the bathroom? no? well, you should be.
pairing: fulgur ovid x reader
genre: smut
warnings: PISS KINK. PISS DRINKING. PISS IN MOUTH. DEAD DOVE, DO NOT EAT.
ao3
"Do you... pee?" Millie had asked and next came the silence.
"Yes! Do you??" A reply from the cyborg, clearly weirded out by his sister's antics though it would be a lie to say he wasn't used to it.
Millie bursted out laughing, "Well I never see you go to pee in your streams!"
"Sometimes I-"
"DO YOU HAVE A BOTTLE?" The witch asked again, cutting Fulgur off.
A valid, violent reaction left his mouth, "HEY!!" he yelled at Millie. Her weird thoughts are taking over again and he does NOT want to get involved further.
"wHAATT? You do, don't you?! Chat, I just found Fuuchan's secret!" She exclaimed in between fits of laughter, this conversation is highly inappropriate and yet very in-character of her.
The cyborg had been laughing so much too he had practically transformed into a kettle, seriously how does Millie come up with these discussions?
"We believe in the 3 Rs Fuuchan that's right, reduce, reuse and recycle. No need to waste water with unnecessary flushing!"
Fulgur had trouble speaking as you would if you were almost losing your breath laughing, "H.., *wheeze* HEY! I'm all for being environmentally friendly but I personally don't use a bottle- Pfft-"
"Don't believe her chat, I just send my dick flying to the bathroom while my body stays and continues on with the streams, I don't need no bottles I am a perfectly capable cyborg." Another fit of laughter erupted from the both of them and the two needed a second to calm down.
The discussion was starting to die down and they were moving on but Millie slipped in one more joke, "Noooooooo, so I was wrongggg! I was looking forward to the Fuuchan pissing in a bottle fanarts!"
"Well, you're gonna have to wait because I don't use bottles."
The talk made him think to himself, 'Yeah, that's right. I have no need of any stupid bottles when I have a perfectly good toilet right here.'
You.
Under his desk, always ready to accommodate anything his rock hard cock might need while streaming.
You, sitting there for hours with his dick in your mouth, with no complaints leaving the filled hole and is only there to serve and pleasure him.
To suck him dry after a good second of malding, to help him release tension when his cock goes hard randomly, you're there.
And he loves you, you're amazing and perfect, you never complain about your mouth being abused with his bodily fluids after every stream, no, you don't say anything.
He likes his angels quiet like that, he took you to become his cocksucker and that's what you'll be.
Oh, and how could he forget?
You're especially good as a piss bucket, always so ready for him to dump his juice into your mouth no matter the time long as his bladder felt like it. You always drank it all, and he knows damn well you enjoy doing so.
He wanted to brag about his little cockslut to Millie and the Comfydants, but he couldn't. No, not this toilet secret the two of you share, it's precious info that cannot be shared proudly with the world.
Guess you're gonna have to be secretly stuck in that position for a while, his huge cock in your mouth, under his desk, drinking anything it lets out like it's your main source of hydration.
Just like the desperate little whore you are for Fulgur and his warm piss down your throat, you'll keep staying under there, your thirst and desperation for him to fill your mouth with bodily fluids all hidden from everyone's unknowing gaze.
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noooooooo I'M CRYINAGSHAG I just saw the comment of someone saying I type like sunoo, and I'm totally not giggling rn ... totally not like.. what are y'all talking like pfft (whywouldyousaythatlikemyheartishimjanginkkungkkungmanstawp)
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KAJSKSKS stop this is so cute 😭😭 sunoo is this you on your secret account?? time for me to dash run run run 🏃♀️💨 but srsly you do remind me of him as well so i get the anonnie who mentioned your similarities 💟💟
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ah. a fellow school chromebook user. lovely.
PFFT MEEE??? A school Chromebook user???? UHM, NOOOOOOOO
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[[Writer: PFFT!!!! Hahahahahah!!!! Omfg this has me rolling]]
Oh noooooooo, like you haven’t done that before starting to think you got a breath play kink my man. I mean not judging! Not judging at all. But I’d go for Hargrove. More my type. ;)
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Okay now here me out... Big time rush's Boyfriend is a Souyo song and no one can tell me otherwise
#quickly slides Boyfriend onto the Souyo playlist#Lee don't look at this#Im definetely not putting this song on the playlist we made 👀#pfft noooooooo#unless...#persona 4#yosuke hanamura#yu narukami#souyo#Spotify
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“Wait no-mirror! I take it back--”
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pairings; katsuki bakugo, eijiro kirishima, denki kaminari, hanta sero & mina ashido x gn!reader.
genre; fluff.
prompt; bakusqaud being jealous of the reader’s best friend.
KATSUKI BAKUGO;
- he act’s like he’s not jealous, when it’s so painfully obvious that he is.
- he’ll give your friend dirty looks, and even threaten to kill them if they make any moves on you.
- your friend would tell you and you’d tell bakugo that you didn’t like the way he was acting.
- he’d brush it off but he’d also be mad at himself for upsetting you.
- he would try to make it up to you — not by apologizing to your friend — by trying to be closer to you, and not paying as much attention to your friend.
- one day, he’d ask you if you wanted to do something together and you’d go, “i have plans with y/f/n...is that okay?”
- “NO ITS NOT OKAY DAMMIT!” he’d yell out of frustration and you’d quickly remove your hand from his so you don’t get burned 👩🏽🦯
- “what the hell is up with you? you seem to have such a problem when i’m around them! you’re acting so possessive and i hate it!” you’d snap at him.
- he would quickly calm down and apologize, “ah shit— i didn’t mean to scream at you, i swear! i just...fuck...stop making me so jealous all the time then!” he’d look away ashamed.
- your mouth would go agape, and you would laugh. “really?! you’re- you’re jealous? that’s what this is about?!” you would fall onto the couch from so much laughter, making him angry again.
- “ITS NOT FUNNY DAMMIT! STOP TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY LOVE FOR YOU!”
EIJIRO KIRISHIMA;
- he tries to act like he’s not jealous, even when he clearly is.
- he’ll act a bit more nervous around you, hyping himself up just to tell you how he feels.
- he would also be a bit more quiet when he, you and your friend would be in the same room.
- “you okay, kiri?” you’d check up on him, and his heart would swell. like- ‘okay- okay, they still care!’ fucking dork 💀💀
- after your friend would leave he’d still be a bit more quiet. “you sure you’re okay?”
- “pfft- of course i am!” he’d reassure you with a smile. ‘no way he thinks i’m this stupid😟...’ you’d say in your head.
- “alrighty, tell me what’s up with ya.” you’d move closer to him, facing him with a serious look on your face.
- ‘dammit! i cant lie to them like this😓!’ he’d mumble. “spit it out already.” you’d cock an eyebrow.
- “i may...or may not be a bit jealous of your friend!” he quickly said, hoping you didn’t hear him.
- your eyes widened and you were about to say something but you decided not to.
- “...”
- “...”
- “say something, baby!” he’d whine, getting embarrassed.
- “oh you weren’t kidding?”
DENKI KAMINARI;
- this man is not really one to get jealous. he has that ‘well they’re mines so i shouldnt worry.’ mentality. (as he should 😤👏🏽)
- but when you were around your bestfriend, he’d have that ‘okay...maybe i should worry😀’ mentality. (we were rooting for you 😕💔...)
- when your friend would leave he’d lazily walk up to you, throwing his arms around your shoulder.
- “you love me right?” a stupid grin would be on his face as he didn’t look at you.
- “uh...yeah? why?” you’d snort, looking over at him.
- “oh, nothing...nothing...” he’d advert his eyes. “mhm...” you’d side eye him.
- “i’m gonna go ask y/f/n if they wanna hang out.” you stood up, not looking at him.
- his arm would dramatically drop and he would dash over to you.
- “noooooooo!” he’d whine, throwing himself onto you, making you almost fall.
- “no? what?” you’d look back at him attached around you, pretending that you don’t know what’s up.
- “okay okay! i’m jealous! don’t leave me!” he cried out, latching onto you tighter.
- “AHA! i knew it! you CANNOT fool me, mr. denki kaminari!” “WHAT?! WAIT- WHA-”
( BYE NOT ME REACHING THE 10 IMAGE LIMIT- THATS SO EMBARRAZZING 😔💪🏽💪🏽 )
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HANTA SERO;
- honestly, i feel like he doesn’t get jealous. at all.
-and if he does, he’d subtly ask you questions so he can be like “oh cool- oh no i just wanted to know.”
- like- okay, let’s say he’s jealous of your bestfriend. he wouldn’t talk to them, or even pay them any mind. he’d just walk by like; “hey, babe.” and continue walking.
- in his mind he’s be like; “and they’re here...okay..”LMFAKJSJQJE
-after you finish talking to your friend, he’d go over to you just to be near you. (he’s a mega simp no matter what he says idc idc- I SAID I DONT CARE.)
- he’ll play with your fingers, stealing some of your food as you bicker with him about it.
- then he’d be like; “so what did you and your friend talk about?”
- “hm? oh, nothing much. they wanted to go out with me this weekend. that was pretty much it.” you munched on a chip.
- now in his mind, he’s like; ‘go out? like a date? oh hell nah🧍’
- “go out? huh?” he’ll look at you up at you from on your chest. “yes, ‘go out’, that’s what i said. we’re gonna go to a few stores and maybe the arcade.”
- this man just looks around like- tf
- it’s silent for a moment then you look down at him, and he’s just staring at you.
- “...it’s not a date you idiot.”
- “thank god.”
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MINA ASHIDO;
- you would definitely be able to tell when mina’s jealous.
- she has this bubbly, energetic personality. but when she’s jealous, she’s more quiet, and less fidgety.
- “hey, y/n.” she smiles at you.
- you immediately know she’s jealous. whenever she calls you ‘y/n’ instead of ‘baby’ ‘honey’ or ‘babes’, you know somethings up.
- “hey...mina. you okay?” you walk up behind her, wrapping your arms around her, leaning your chin on her shoulder.
- “yeah? why wouldn’t i be?” she giggles, patting the top of your head.
- “because you called me ‘y/n’.” you snorted.
- “well, your name is y/n.” she straightens her back, getting ready to walk away.
- you pull her arm back and bring her closer to you. “just tell me what’s going on, babe. so i can fix it.” you sigh.
- “...it was what happened earlier with your friend. i know i may be overreacting but..they way they looked at you made me feel..unimportant- i gue-”
- you cut her off by kissing her. when you pulled away, you smiled at how her face got even more pink.
- “you don’t have to be jealous, pinky. you’ll always be mine.” you throw your arm around her.
#bnha fluff#my hero academia#mina x reader#mina ashido#bakugo fluff#bakugo katsuki#kirishima fluff#sero hanta#bakusqaud#anime#fanfic#bakugo x y/n#denki kaminari#denki x you#mina x you#kirishima eijiro headcanons#katsuki x you#ashido mina#sero fluff#bnha eijirou#AHHHHH
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My unimportant thoughts on Amphibia season 3 episode 9:
ANNES HAIR IS COLORED PINK AND GREEN!!! ANOTHER WIN FOR TEAM SASHA!!!
I GET TO WATCH THIS ONE IN A BIG SCREEN SINCE IM HOME!!! IS THAT A FRANGEL? OMG DOMINO SANTA!! THAT BITCH ANDRIAS RUINING EVERYTHING. ANIMALS WITH HOOVES ARE SENSIBLY HORRIFIC TO THE PLANTARS!!!
SPEAK OF THE DEVIL!!! PLEASE TELL ME SASHA IS GONNA SHOW UP 🙏 OMG LIL BABY NEWTS TINY AND SMOL. YES NO CROWN FOR THE SHIT MAN. O SHUT IT ANDRIASS.
OMG THEYRE SO CUTE. REBECCA THERE YOU ARE!!!! PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME CRY. OR DO. OMG IT'S THE GAYS!!! ANNE HAS THINGIES IN HER HAIR!! PEACE ACHIEVED!! OMG THAT BLUSH. OMG YES GET ANNE THAT GIFT MAYBE TUNE IT DOWN A NOTCH. DR. JAN! OH THIS IS SO A LAST EARTH EPISODE ROLE CALL??? PLEASE?? GOD I NEED SASHA. THIS IS SO CUTE!! I LOVE THE LITTLE CHRISTMAS OUTFITS!! REBECCA RETURNS!?!? OH NO A MINI BITCH!!!
LOL GET BIRDED FUCKER.
COOKIES! LMAO HOP POP COVER YOUR...WAIT... OLD LADIES AND GAYS!!! YAY!!! OMG THEYRE GONNA LOVE IT. SOMEONES GONNA... ANDRIAS... PAIN. OH NO MR. BOONCHUY DONT MAKE DEATH PROMISES NOW NOT A GOOD TIME-
HUNKY LUMBERJACK LMAO! OH NO PLEASE STOP SADDING NO NO STOP BEING CUTE ITS GONNA- THERE IT IS. THE BITCH. JESUS CHRIST ANNE. OH THAT!!! FROM THE TRAILER! ITS FOOT!! WOAH THOSE FLAGS?? OF THE CORE?? O SHID!!
"THIS HOLIDAY JUST KEEPS GETTING WEIRDER" LMAO!! I LOVE THIS EPISODE. NO GAYS NO RUN AWAY!! NO POLLY NOT DOG, FUCKER. YES! THERE!! SHUT THE FUCK UP ANDRIASS. "THANKS YOU TOO" BITCH WE STILL HATE YOU??? PFFT ASH. OH NO THE FIRE SWORD IS BACK SHIT.
DARCY! NOOOOOOOO O HOLY SHIT THATS A LOT OF FROBOTS WE'RE FUCKED. AND THE CREATURES AND CAVERNS DIE MARCY NOOOOO WHY.
OH MY GOD THAT IS THE CUTEST THING EVER AHHHHHHH. SPRIG BABY!!
REBECCA!!!!
HOLY CRAP THEY FINALLY BROUGHT IT UP!!! SWEET PLOT O HOW I MISSED YOU!!! PLEASE. THEY NEED TO BE IN THE NEXT EPISODE. PLEASE I BEG YOU MATT. PLEASE!!!
I can't tell if this means Sasha's parents are divorced or not?? On one hand, two separate letters for each parent when one is for 'The Wu Family.' But, Anne is still writing one more letter. But, do we know if they have any other kids? Either family?? I mean they must live separately if Anne wrote a letter for each?? God I feel fulfilled. We got a little drop of Sasha. NOW WHEN DOES THE HIATUS END??? A MAJOR WIN FOR TEAM SASHA!!
Omg THE- THE BUTTERFLY!!! IT HATH BEEN GIVEN!! GLORIOUS DAY!!! OMG POLLY GOT A GUN
DEAR GOD SOMEONE PLEASE PM ME I NEED TO TALK ABOUT SASHA BADLY
#amphibia#sasha amphibia#sasha waybright#sasha#amphibia anne#amphibia sasha#anne boonchuy#anne#marcy wu#amphibia marcy#marcy amphibia#marcy#darcy amphibia#darcy#king andriass#holy fuck i need to meet the waybrights this second#please tell me thats the plot of the next ep#and please tell me the show is coming back soon i am dying already#how dare disney split it this way#amphibia season 3 episode 9#amphibia season 3 episode 9 spoilers
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AHH I'M EXCITED LET'S GO
Spoilers Ep.66
The dEscRiption because like a WHAT to WHAAT WITH GLENNNNN
I'm sorry literally one of the only things I've wanted to see is emotionally open Glenn
not the spotify ads
Darryl plays Matt
Hot Take: Darryl hates the environment
That's an oof, Henry
Biiiiig therapy
Horses vs Henry and Cows vs Ron
oooohhhmygahwdbeth
"I know what you said and I ignored it"
WOOOOOOOOO RON THERAPY
Imagine going to therapy
Awww Ron
I was just high key thinking about them listening outside the door
geeEENETIC TIMELINE
"That's depressing"
Those are liike good rollssssss
mmmnnnnn nevermind
Kinda wanna dig up clams
I-I mean why not
I guess that's a good idea to teach them how to drive huh
"No, that's ok"
WHY'D HE SAY IT LIKE THAT
They're too emotional right now
The keyword they didn't use is HOPEFULLY THEIR DADS SHOOT AT IT
Excuse me too young some countries learned by like 8
Hiiiissss voice
Noooo
"11, that's sounds like it's gonna be sad" "Oooo that tracks for you"
Really!! Glenn followimg laws!!
Kids have these neat abilities called vroom vroom speed vehicle where they get self control
YEEEE KIDS GET TO DRIVE
Ehhh come on Darryl you're making this so depressing
Henry shut up please
"Doooope" "Definitely Lark or Sparrow"
I remember seeing someone call Sparrow a furry
I think that is good idea for flexibility because I did not think if that because if I'm honest I only trust TJ to drive we saw what Lark and Sparrow driving was like
Can TJ still like use magic
THE LAUGHTER THAT THAT CAME OUT OF ME I CAN NOT DESCRIBE NEAR TEARS IM TELLING YOU NEAR TEARS
"I'm sure Grant is gonna be fine, but if ya know, Lark dies or something-" "WHAT THE FVCK DARRYL" DARRYL YOU CAN'T USE THEEEEEM AS AN EXAMPLE
But also my second thought was Nick and I made myself lose it
"Ok so Terry dies-" "NOOOOO-" "Ok fine you have two kids. Let's say Sparrow dies-"
THEY COULD JUST BE INJURED WE DON'T HAVE TO THINK ABOUT THE WORST SITUATIONS
We should camouflage it again, both of them
Toooo thhhee raaaaaat
A LITTLE CONCERNED
Well I'm already in tears so
Real Nick Jr.? It's just Nick
Don't bring the Lawwrdd into this
Accidentally teaching him to dRIIIVVEEE HE CAN BARELY REACH THE WHEEL LET ALONE THE BRAKE OR GAS
But like literally watch Nick Jr. have to drive and does it perfectly
They are way to into the crab mech
He immediately started yelling-I'm just making noises at this point
Not the escape static I mean USEFUL but like the reverse j-turn is a little later
What did your dad teach you Glenn
This is why they're doing different sections
...I can barely do a regular reverse turn...
"I'M ONLY DOING THIS BECAUSE I WAANT TO FATHER"
Straight cut to "A few quick things in no specific order"
This is about what I expected with Willy as his father
Terry Jr. is having an existential crisis
Roooonnn
Understeer????
GlArK
"My son's name is not Glark" "HAVE YOU BEEN CALLING ME GLARK AND I JUST HAVEN'T NOTICED"
Not quoting the handbook
W-was Ron used as a getaway driver
TJ is big brain
"Use morse code" "Ok anyone wanna teach me morse code"
I just imagine Glenn turning around and like the Office "Quite an imagination on this kid"
"I'm in a dark place" respectable. thanks for being honest.
Honestly that's what I was thinking. Actually very close to that tune.
AWWWWWWW
CYCLISTS
I love you so much Sparrow
"*sniffle* you run 'em over son"
I... am so scared to see who's getting this roll
I desperately hope that twins aren't 1 and 2
This is a competition to them. I know it.
A 23!!!
Awwwwwwww poor baby nonononono
AWWWWW RONNN COMFORTING TJ
I'm not sure if you can tell who's my favorite father-son duo (or characters im general)
Noooooo Terrrryyyy (but like honestly SAME)
A VESPA
HE'S NOT THE DRIVER BUT LIKE STILL I KINDA THINK IT'S THE BEST CHOICE
"I know!"
"I purely know maps I'm the advocate"
CALLOUTS
This is the perfect team up
"And then also Sparrow"
"Idk we can tie them to like a stick or something"
Oh yeah the pillars
Doug is better than literally all philosophers
NONONONO
Is...Ron meta?
Not Elizabeth Warden
OH FVCK
That...doesn't sound good cause like...the underground part
mnnnmmnnnmmmnnn bombssss
"There was this show called Chernobyl" PFFT-
Yesss Bomb shelter beer
Ron's a genius
Hesoundsalittlesalty
"Sounds like somebody cares"
It doesn't sound like we'll make it to ep. 69
The humming is so funny to me
Ron *is* meta
I would LOVE to figure out what Glenn is actually thinking about Nick
YA KNOW WHAT THAT IS A BIG PROBLEM
I don't think mentally I'm ready for what is going to come out
I SCREAMED emotionally i am not recovered from loosing Nick hypothetically I am completely very ok it
*Cooooool*
Just the way he said it Hennrrrryyyyy
"Well, that sounds healthy"
He's really switching this conversation at them
We love Ron-Glenn solidarity
ahhhhh Henry rants
TOLERANT, SORT OF AFFECTION AHHHHAHAHHAHAHAHA
"We are Olive Garden"
Sir, that's a ring of self-sacrifice if you're willing
oooooo that hurts
I..dont know what to say. I'm in shock. My body literally has like tingles all over and my heart dropped. Is Erin ok? How'd he get there? How much does he know? I can't feel anything right now so much and many emotions
~20 minites of sitting in silence and shock later~
I WAS THINKING WHY WOULD THE DRAGON BE AFTER HIM CAUSE HE TOLD RADIOLAB WHAT HE WAS DOING AND WHY AHHH HE MADE HIM ROLL TWICE FOR THAT TO FUKIN WEAKEN HIM I KNEW IT WAS FUKING WEIRD THERE WAS NO WAY GOD
THE GASPS THEY KNEW IT THE MINUTE HE SAID IT
WTFWTFWTF IM SHAKING
CAN YOU HEAL THIS?! NO YOU CAN'T WHAT DO WE DO?! THE COUNTING! THE REMOTE REWIND? THE NEW ITEMS? 15SECONDS15SECONDS15SECONDS. WE CAN NOT LOSE GLENN RIGHT NOW CAN WE PAUSE. CAN WE BREAK THE SPELL LIKE THAT? WHAT IF IT DOESNT WORK? HE SOUNDS SO SERIOUS. IM SO SCARED BUT LIKE FUVK. HE'S GOOD BUT LIKE NOT THAT GOOD RIGHT BECAUSE GLENN WAS ALREADY WHAT 3 LEVELS ABOVE EVERYONE ELSE? YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES!!!!!AHHHHHH GLENN! NOOOOOOOO GODDAMIT HE PROBABLY HAS LEGENDARY ACTIONS I FUKIN THOUGHT ABOUT IT! OMGAWWD SLIGHT OF HAND SNEAK ATTACK. AHHHHG MODIFIERS SCARE ME.
I KNEW I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT
FEAR FEAR FEAR FEAR FEAR FEAR YES HAHAHAHAHHA FVCK YOU
OH GAWD HENRY HEALED HIM
YOU FVKING SLVT ANTHONY
they were sooooooooo close
I swear to god we better see Glenn again or I'm killing someone
I'm having a late reaction tears are coming once I fully process.
BUT REALLY *RIGHT* AFTER THE HEART TO HEART
#you could and should absolutely ignore this#random rambling#dndads#dndads spoilers#dungeons and daddies spoilers#dungeons and daddies#AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Walking Wallet {ChiLi}
A/N: yall really like lee childe asdfghjkl good job, immaculate taste. i’m surprised with my new prompt list, it seems like number 8 is pretty popular haha. I really loved writing this one, I'm so weak for chili it just,,, it’s amazing oughh. I’m not super good at feet tickles but i hope i still did okay and I hope everyone enjoys!
Summary: After a day of shopping, Childe is acting rather smug, and Zhongli decides to take advantage of his cockiness.
Word Count: 1.5k (under the cut)
Zhongli and Childe were walking through Liyue on a shopping trip, there were a few things they both needed. There was also the fact that Zhongli would likely want to buy something for himself as well, so naturally Childe tagged along.
They perused shops for a while until they came across one that sold teas from across Teyvat, and Zhongli’s interest immediately piqued.
���Can we go to that shop over there?” He asked, and Childe nodded, walking over with Zhongli.
“Welcome! We have teas from all over Teyvat, and teas of all kinds! We have herbal, green, black and more!” The shopkeeper said eagerly, gesturing to the bags of teas that decorated her shop.
“Do you have any from Inazuma?” Zhongli asked, peering across the widespread selection of tea.
“We do! We have this hojicha, and also this genmaicha, and this…”
The shopkeeper droned on, listing all of the teas they had from the Inazuma region as Zhongli payed close attention, Childe completely zoning out as he looked around, shifting his weight in a bored manner.
“I’ll take three of the sencha, please,” Zhongli said, Childe finally being brought back into reality by the sound of his partner’s deep voice. Zhongli reached into his pocket and pulled out his wallet, Childe watching him curiously from the side as the shopkeep bagged up his teas.
“Oh…” Zhongli said quietly, checking his wallet. Childe peered over and sighed, smiling softly at his partner.
“Need me to cover this one?”
“Yes please,” Zhongli said, tucking his wallet away as Childe pulled out his own, chuckling.
“This is no big deal for a Fatui member as great as me,” Childe said smugly, and Zhongli chuckled.
“So cocky,” He cooed, and Childe blushed slightly, though he knew Zhongli was right. He loved to put up a façade in public, but Zhongli knew in truth Childe was just as vulnerable as anyone else, which made it fun to tease him.
Childe paid for the tea Zhongli wanted and handed it to him, linking their arms together as they walked back down the streets of Liyue, arm in arm.
Their day continued, going to various shops, Childe making a big show of him paying for whatever Zhongli wanted, Zhongli only smiling as he did so. Finally, they arrived home with a few bags full of items, Childe carrying them for Zhongli as he set them down on the dresser of the hotel Childe was currently residing in. Childe kicked off his boots and walked in, taking a deep breath before turning to Zhongli, hands on his hips as he grinned.
“I’m basically your wallet, Zhongli! What would you do without me?” Childe said cockily, laughing as Zhongli nodded.
“Yes, you are. You know what else you are? Cocky,” Zhongli said, walking closer to Childe, who backed up slightly, noticing an odd glint in Zhongli’s cor lapis eyes. Zhongli smiled softly and Childe softened as well, allowing Zhongli to wrap his arms around Childe as he hugged him back. “And you’re awfully cocky for someone who’s so ticklish.”
As soon as he heard the last word of Zhongli’s sentence Childe immediately tried to worm out of his partner's grasp, pushing at Zhongli’s shoulders.
“Zhongli! No! Don’t you dare! I was just kidding, pl- ehe! Please no!”
Childe was already giggling like a small child from nervousness and Zhongli hadn’t even touched him yet aside from the hug he held him in.
“I’m not even doing anything, Childe,” Zhongli said, slight concern in his voice as he watched his partner’s face get red as he squirmed in his grasp. Zhongli finally used his hands to squeeze Childe’s sides, making him gasp and immediately hide his face in Zhongli’s shoulders as a quiet squeal emerged from his lips.
“I-It tickles!”
“That’s the point,” Zhongli said with a chuckle, pinching up and down Childe’s sides as he squeaked before dissolving into frantic giggles, squirming around in Zhongli’s grasp.
Zhongli travelled up to his ribs, rubbing his knuckles into them as Childe yelped, squeezing Zhongli tightly as his giggles increased in volume and intensity. Childe shook his head back and forth on Zhongli’s shoulder, biting his lip to try and suppress his girlish giggles.
“Gehe - Zhongli! Plehease, mmph! Not thahahat!”
Zhongli said nothing as he now dug his fingers into Childe’s ribs, dancing up and down and paying special attention to Childe’s rather sensitive upper ribs as he cackled madly. Zhongli snickered in amusement, leaning his head towards Childe’s ear as he whispered:
“Is this a good spot? Does it tickle bad here?” Zhongli teased, making Childe squeak as his knees buckled, falling against Zhongli, making him groan at the sudden weight pressed against him.
“B-Bahahad! P-Please, stohohohohop!”
Zhongli didn’t stop, however, and his hands just creeped up further until they were buried under Childe’s arms, making him shriek and arch his back, clamping his arms down as much as he could as he laughed loudly. He wriggled his fingers around, digging into the hollow of his underarm as Childe’s face burned in embarrassment as he could do nothing but cackle as Zhongli kept up his torture.
“Zhohohongli! No more, I’m behehegging you!”
“Begging me to what? Stop? That’s not happening anytime soon,” Zhongli said with a grin, scratching his fingers against Childe’s upper ribs now, lightly tickling them in a way that drove Childe up the wall. He kept his arms clamped down as much as he could, but with Zhongli’s hands already in that area it didn’t help much.
Zhongli halted his tickling momentarily to wrap his arms around Childe’s waist, picking him up as he squeaked, and throwing him on the hotel bed. Childe held his hands in front of him, trying to defend himself as he continued to giggle nervously.
“Let’s talk about this! No more ti-tickles!”
Zhongli hummed curiously, Childe inching back on the bed. Zhongli quickly grabbed his ankles just as Childe was about to make his grand escape, making him wail.
“Nooo!” He yelled, kicking his legs as Zhongli pulled his ankles into his lap as he sat on the bed, Childe’s eyes widening as he realized what Zhongli was about to do.
“Don’t you dare,��� He said, his voice cracking in fear on the last word which made Zhongli chuckle.
“Don’t what?” Zhongli asked, sliding a finger up Childe’s sole as he squeaked, shaking his head furiously.
“Tickle my feet-” Childe immediately realized what he had said wrong by the look on Zhongli’s face and tried to correct himself. “I mean don’t! Don’t tickle me the - thehehehehehere! Zhohohohongli!”
Zhongli held Childe’s feet in an armlock, one hand scribbling up and down his sensitive soles as Childe tried to kick around, which wasn’t much use.
Zhongli skittered his fingers all over Childe’s socked feet, digging under his toes as Childe shrieked, kicking his legs and pounding his fist into the bed as he buried his face into the blankets, cackling into them.
Zhongli slipped his hand underneath Childe’s sock and he positively shrieked, louder than he had before as Zhongli lightly scratched at Childe’s bare heel, Childe barking out loud, screaming cackles that was only muffled by the blankets his face was buried in.
“MHmhmhm!! Pfft, gehee! Stahahahap!”
Zhongli hummed as he held Childe’s toes back, skittering his fingers across Childe’s bare sole as he yelled into the blanket.
“Noooooooo! No no no, not thehehehehere!”
Zhongli chuckled at Childe’s desperate response but didn’t let up, now softly raking his fingers down Childe’s foot as he whined through his hysterical laughter, bubbling from his throat like an endless fountain of mirth.
“Plehehehease! I caha - cahan’t! GaH! Zhongleeheehee!” Childe yelled just before his voice gave out and he was reduced to a silent fit of shaking laughter. Zhongli quickly noticed how exhausted his partner was and stopped his tickling, still holding Childe’s foot as he slowly started to regain the air in his lungs again.
“Did I go too far?” Zhongli asked, slightly concerned as he rubbed Childe’s foot gently, making him giggle again. Zhongli quickly stopped rubbing his sole and instead laid down on the bed next to Childe on his side, looking at his partner.
“Childe?”
Childe held up his pointer finger, signaling that he still needed a minute as he continued to pant heavily as a few residual giggles still emerged from his lips.
Zhongli waited patiently for Childe to recover, never taking his eyes off of him as he had his face still buried in the blankets. He finally lifted his head, letting out a loud sigh before turning to Zhongli, his face bright red from the previous tickling.
“Was it too much?” Zhongli asked, frowning, and Childe shrugged.
“Maybe a little…” He said shyly, feeling slightly torn between it. On one hand he knew Zhongli enjoyed tickling him and hearing him laugh, but on the other hand there was only so much that Childe could handle.
Zhongli reached out and cupped Childe’s face, pressing a quick kiss against his lips before pulling away, forcing a soft smile.
“You can tickle me next time, that way we’ll be even,” Zhongli said, and Childe lit up.
“Now?”
“No, I want tea right now,” Zhongli said, standing up from the bed. Childe whined, but got up as well, walking over to the shopping bags with Zhongli. Zhongli brewed them some of the new teas they retrieved and spent the rest of the night talking with each other, simply enjoying their company.
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