what if i just rest my eyes for a second
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Magical Mirai Miku
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i need to (remembers that suicide jokes only hurt yourself and those around you) fag it up
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Did you know? Tumblr DOES have a post length limit. Strangely, though, it's based on how many blocks of text you have. Supposedly this implies that you can have any length post so long as it's one block of text? Very strange, will have to investigate further.
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Oh ok
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without any context this is arguably one of the funniest sentences ever written
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the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight
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its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea
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hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.
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lets give it up for pleasures of the flesh !!
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