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falloutgirlboy · 1 year
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ryan ross you have the oppurtunity to be the funniest motherfucker on the planet right now.
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poisonsdying · 28 days
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hello tumblr today i bring you my list of men i think serve much mother
gerard way
mikey way
jerma985
ray toro
frank iero
damon albarn
gus fring
ryan ross
parker from life of luxury
mana sama
there are much more i will maybe update this at a later date
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prettyseaveins · 1 year
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Lover Boy, Lover Girl - R.R.
Ryan Ross x female!reader one shot
SFW / No warnings 
word count: 748
Summary: a small snippet into a random morning with Ryan Ross
“Ryan, did you hear what the fuck is going on with the government?” you asked, your body leaning against an arm of their shared couch as you held a cup of coffee. A look of disbelief was on your face as your boyfriend sat down beside you, letting his eyes fall on the screen you stared at. “This literally means that the government is gonna start controlling our brains or some shit because they want to block the media we consume—which is complete and utter bullshit! What the fuck? Does this mean I am no longer going to be able to sing about socialism and shit?”
“I think you’ll be able to sing about your idealistic world of anti-capitalism and love for me no matter what the government says,” he smiled comfortingly at you and let a hand rub your thigh soothingly. “This probably won’t even pass. Do you even hear how dumb they sound? She asked him if some dumb meme caused kids to become communists. I think we’ll be fine.”
“I guess you’re right, but also, who said I sang about loving you? For all you know, I could be singing about my love for Pedro Pascal or another celebrity crush that is ranking high on the list. Who knows, it could even be one of your friends from a different band. What was that bassist that took over Jon’s spot? Austin, was it? Or maybe his name was Antonio?” You put a finger up to your chin, tapping it as you faked your pondering. “Oh, I remember! Dallon is his name! Isn’t he a part of some big and famous band now? Supposedly even better than that band you used to be in?” Before you could utter another word, Ryan grabbed the coffee out of your hands and pushed his free hand into your side, starting to tickle you.
“You better plead for mercy,” he said, continuing to tickle you as you giggled and thrashed around. “I’m sorry! I’m sorry! You were right! All my songs are about you and not some stupidly gorgeous hunk!” Another fit of giggles and laughter left your lips as he continued to harass your side with wiggling fingers. “I said you were right! Please, have mercy on my soul!” After a couple more seconds of tickling, Ryan stopped and let you be free of the punishment.
“Thank you for admitting I was right,” he took a quick sip out of your mug, grimacing at the taste. “You put way too much creamer in here.”
“Yeah, well it wasn’t for you, it was for me,” you sat up and grabbed the mug from him before taking a sip of your own coffee. “I could make you a cup if you want. One that has less sugar for your poor old soul.”
“You can’t be mean to me anymore. I have fingers of steel that could tickle you for eons to come,” he wiggled his fingers to try and prove just how serious he was, but it only resulted in a cringe from you.
“Okay, lover boy. I’m gonna make you a cup of coffee so I can hopefully get that image out of my head,” you stood up and started walking to the kitchen, setting down your own mug to start making Ryan’s. “And can you please change the channel? I would love to stop thinking about how the world is coming to an end for one second.”
“As you wish,” he picked up the remote and flicked it to a different channel, letting a random episode of Friends play as you made him coffee. “Make sure to use the mushroom house mug.”
“You mean the only mug you ever use? Technically, it isn’t even your mug, I’m the one that bought it,” you countered, finishing making his coffee before walking back to the living room and passing the mug to him. “I made sure to keep it extra disgusting.”
“Just because I like my coffee actually tasting like coffee doesn’t mean it’s disgusting. Also, I will forever be denying the fact that this was ever your mug. They are forever mine,” you rolled your eyes at his statement and grabbed your own mug, it coincidentally originally owned by your boyfriend, before taking your own sip.
“Whatever you say, nerd,” you giggled and let yourself sink next to Ryan, resting your head on his shoulder.
“I love you too, lover girl,” he said softly, peacefully watching the television with you.
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A/N: I just wanted to create more ryan ross content so i wrote this lol. i’m gonna write more so drop suggestions if u want to ! thank you :)
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emelyn-eer · 7 months
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we were robbed of vices and virtues Ryan Ross
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mirandasdream · 7 months
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The branches of the pine trees are drooping down with a heavy coat of snow, and it reminds me of the early sixties when I'd stand on this porch as an entirely different person. I was only a child, my nose cold, watching the snowfall. It was so different from Las Vegas where it never snowed, where there were no pine trees, and the one good thing that my old man ever managed to do for me was to bring me up here every winter. It taught me one thing at the age of six: there was a world outside Vegas.
I have nothing in common with that little boy anymore, nothing but some scrapes of a shared past. Then the music happened, and LA happened, and the band happened, and the drugs and the booze and the women and the paralyzing realization that it couldn't last forever and that it just might kill me before the inevitable end, and every day it became more crystallized that I didn't want what I had gained. I think I'm on the right path now. I think I might be.
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baffles me TO THIS DAY why the vices & virtues bonus tracks never made the album. a lotta them are better than what actually made the cut and those 6 songs are some of the best music panic! ever made, especially post-split
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ciaralovesspiderman · 4 months
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MASTERLIST :DDDD
request rulez here !! - yes u can request other people
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SPIDERMAN
-tom holland
-andrew garfield
-toby maguire
P!ATD
-ryan ross
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summerfrwrks · 2 years
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i miss you bruno mars, i miss you panic! at the disco, i miss you meghan trainor, i miss you marina and the diamonds, i miss you imagine dragons, i miss you twenty-one pilots, i miss you big time rush
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patrickztump · 13 days
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(because the original seems to have vanished)
band asks
send me a band and i will tell you:
am i a fan?
first song i heard by them?
favorite song?
favorite album?
favorite music video?
have any merch?
seen them live?
favorite member?
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xxmobylover73xx · 10 months
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You can say what you want but ai CAN be used for good (ai covers where Ryann Ross sings afycso songs so that we get the versions we deserve)
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essektheylyss · 2 months
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Because it's the first song on my afternoon daylist, sometimes I just idly remember how Castle put its eponymous character intro to "Everybody Loves Me" by OneRepublic, and honestly, what an utterly correct choice.
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marciliedonato · 1 year
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Panic splitting only having one member means he was chopped into tiny little pieces like chicken breast and now I'm feeding him to my dog <3
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girlmikeyway · 2 years
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fuck alright if/when they make the velvet goldmine-esque pseudo biopic for the mid 2000s bandom scene in a decade or so which songs would y'all want on the soundtrack
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Pop quiz from the deck of 2000s trivia my sister got for Christmas (Finally an area of trivia I’m better than her at) (besides theater ofc)
is it.................. c???????????????????????????????
gfdhsjkdfghfjkd amazing. nickleback being albertan and simple plan being québecois is. strange. to think about. especially french simple plan lol
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zemnarihah · 1 year
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i just found out brendon urie is exmormon.... nobody talk to me...
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adamparrishdyke · 2 years
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if i was ryan ross brendon urie would be in the ground right now
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