#ouch my organs

[handweavers]

i don't know how people can handle washing down their pills with booze, every time i see someone in a movie do it just the concept makes my liver kidneys and pancreas wince and writhe inside me like they're being held hostage crying please don't hurt me

#ouch my organs #im so scared of mixing alcohol with pills in general like i dont take any pills within a few hours before or after drinking bc it scares me

[clowningaroundmars]

my personal atsv hobie brown hc is that this boy can build a watch that enables the wearer to travel to any dimension they want to, made entirely out of cobbled up parts he "finds"

but anytime anyone brings up AI or algorithms or social media he pretends to be 100 years old

hobie: what's a bloody "snapchat"? fuckin 'ell those effects are nightmarish, mate

miles, exasperated: hobie, you BUILD TECH that astrophysicists in my dimension can't even replicate. how are filters on a phone trippin you up?

hobie: dunno, everyone's got their strengths n weaknesses, i 'spose... 🙄😒

#mine #hobie brown #i need to start tagging my shit appropriately man i need to organize my posts OUCH #my blog is lookin a damn mess #anyways yeah hope this resonates with someone out there #imo i dont think hobie doesnt GET ai and algorithms #im p sure he can rip apart and put together an entire computer AND code software on it to perfection #but its the principle of the thing!! #algorithms that decide what to show you based on previous activity…? #NOT hobie brown approved at all 👎 #why have computers do the thinking for you when youre trying to find ENTERTAINMENT? doesnt make a lick of sense #and so here we are #he refuses to even deal with soc media #fuck that noise #the second he learned about ring cameras he hit the damn ceiling 💀 #spiderverse

[ihavewritersblockbutinreallife]

Fun fact: When I was little my parents bought a four disc set of the original TMNT Movies, the three of those, and then the 2007 TMNT. And for SOME REASON, little nine year old me was scarred for life after watching 2007. Keep in mind I had no knowledge whatsoever of the ninja turtles, I just thought the movies looked cool.

But 2007 shook me to the core, probably because Leo and Raph fought almost the whole time and Leo almost died, and my tiny brain didn't understand plot development and the whole "SUFFER FOR THE STORYLINE" concept.

And for years I just completely forgot about it.

Until my friend got me into TMNT like, six months ago, thank you @theressomanyfandomsineedtojoin

And ever since I joined the fandom there was this nagging thought in the back of my brain like "hey there's something you're repressing you should figure it out" and I'm like yeah that's about as helpful as any website telling you your password OR username is incorrect but won't tell you which one.

Then I finally remembered that 2007 TMNT terrified me and talked myself into watching it again.

Y'all if you haven't seen it, DO IT IT'S SO GOOD It's literally on my list of favorite movies now.

Anyway, after that whole mess, have some 2007 TMNT quotes as a reward for making it this far lol.

“Did you turn the computer on? Have you plugged it in. Yeah. That would help…”

“No, I’m not playing hard to get! I’m telling you sir, it’s not that kind of phone line!”

“No, I’m not your enemy, I’m just Donnie, you’re friendly IT tech support, here to help you 24 hours a day sir- I’m sorry! Ma’am. Heh.”

“Why couldn’t you send him away for training?”

“Well guys, if you ask me, I’d say this has Winter’s name written all over it.” “How do you figure that?” “Because, THIS has Winter’s name, written all over it.”

“I’m not dreamin, am I?!” “No, Mikey, you’re not dreaming.” “Oh, good. I have nightmares about birthday parties.”

“Donnie, you’re so smart. Why don’t we have jetpacks?” “Yeah, that’s good, Mikey, I don’t even trust you with a drivers license.”

“Well, good news is there’s a bunch of Foot ninjas getting the snot kicked out of them.”

“YEah, the turtles are back, dudes! I’d give us a ten for style, an eight for skill, and, uh, two, for stealth.”

“Dudes, did anyone get the license plate of the thing that hit us last night?”

“Yeah, it looked like your mom, dude!” “Uh, that would make her your mom too, dufus.” … “Yeah, whatever.”

“So it’s like Haleys Comet, but monsters come out.” “Uh, yes, I guess so!” “Heh. I’m smart.” *crashes*

“And that would be the swirling vortex to another world, i assume.” “Cool! I want one.”

“Winters.” “Looks more like Fall. Heh. Get it?” “Mikey, remember our talk.”

“I’m never usually that happy to be in pain.” “He’s happy because he’s mortal again, Mikey.”

“Yeah, I do nothing. You’re right. You got me all figured out.”

“I’m very disappointed in you, knucklehead! Guess night school’s in session!”

“That was too easy! *crash* … Like I said, too easy!”

“Hey, Casey! Meet me on the roof!” “Raph? What is it?” “The roof. You know what a roof is, dontcha?”

“Oh look at you, you’re so cute! Come here, Imma drop kick you to hurty town!”

“You’re gonna need these if you’re gonna lead us out of here.” “We’re gonna need you too.”

“Typical. We do all the work, he gets all the thanks.”

“Ah, I love bein a turtle.”

“Look, Raph, if you’ve got something you wanna get off your shell, now’s the time. But I’m not gonna sit here and debate Splinter’s direct orders with you!”

“Come to daddy.” *literally has like eight sharp objects now"

“What is it with ninjas and smoke pellets?”

“What’s going on Raph?” “Did I mention that we ran into a monster last night?” “No, you kind of FAILED to tell me about THAT one, buddy!”

“And now we got walking statues? You got a plan for those?!” “Hey, those are a first for me too.”

“And I thought Girl Scouts were pushy!”

“Cody is going to break up with Donna. I just know it.” “We interrupt the Gilmore Girls for this special news report. Monsters loose in the city? Strange reports are coming in tonight about a construction site incident that sounds like something out of science fiction.” “BOYS!”

“Raphael. You always bear the world problems on your shoulders. It is an admirable quality when you are a protector of others. But you must realize that while, at times, you may not be my favorite STUDENT, that does not mean that you are my least favorite SON. You are strong, passionate, and loyal to a fault. These are the merits of a great leader as well. But only when tempered with compassion and humility.”

“Sensei! You alright?” “Hehe. We must do this more often!” *whack* “I still got it!”

“Hey, look guys, I grabbed a toaster!” -Tommy

“I love your work ethic, Tommy, you’re an inspiration to us all.” -Gang leader

“Looks like you got a sidekick.” “Yeah, right. You’re the sidekick.”

#the pink is supposed to be splinter lol i kinda ran out of text colors #tmnt #tmnt 2007 #quotes #tmnt quotes #tommy is the real one lol he got us a toaster #oh and regular text is casey #also did anyone else notice that april has like no internal organs #my girl is thinner than a pipe cleaner #ouch #donnie is so sarcastic and i love it

[fraye-complex]

Heating pad died

Again

#why #what the fuck did I do #I don't think I've even had it a month #it's the second one like this (first one died and was returned for this one) #like i guess maybe near constant use might do it #but I'm in constant fucking pain #so like #I'm using my tools to alleviate that #heating pads should not be a fucking disposable product #heating pad #chronic pain #chronic illness #fibromyalgia #muscle pain #organ pain #fucking ouch #love having stress based pain so i can be stressed about being in pain then be in pain THEN be more stressed about being in pain so i can- #-be in Even More Pain! #i wish they were easier to self maintenance

[tempestclerics]

okay yeah it was always gonna feel awesome to catch up to canon on stormlight archive but it feels really fucking good to also hit the reading goal I’d set for this YEAR by finishing rhythm of war

#I set this goal at fifteen books in 2023 because this is the first year I’ve been reading for fun/for myself in a while. #since starting college really. #I was not expecting firstly to get hook line and sinkered into cosmere #or to be on this self diagnosis roller coaster that has included devouring a lot of katherine may nonfiction #or to slam through aliette de bodard novellas like they’re air #but. reading is good reading with friends is even better and it’s not like I’m planning to stop so #feels good feels organic #feels like I’m gonna CRY and also that my heart has been punched straight out of my chest because #rhythm of war is JUST FUCKING LIKE THAT #OUCH #sola said

[theygender]

I've been on progestin (nexplanon) for my endometriosis for about 9 months now and I haven't had a period since shortly after I started on it, but I seem to be starting one again and I'm kinda concerned bc I'm not sure why it would suddenly come back after going so long without one

I just realized tho. My gf has been on E for about two months now and her body seems to be reacting to it quicker than expected, so she already had her first hormone cycle just recently where she got all the PMS effects and etc. I know menstrual cycles can sync up between afab people who are around each other a lot and that has happened to me in the past... Has my menstrual cycle synced up with my gf's hormone cycle?? Like to the point that it even overrode my lack of period?? Is that a thing???

#probably gonna try to make an appointment with a gyno at planned parenthood just to be sure bc like #i mean the ultrasounds havent turned up cysts in the past but its probably not a bad idea to keep checking #(plus ive got some other questions to ask about uh maybe possibly perhaps having intersex traits? anyway) #but if the answer really just turns out to be 'your gfs hrt overpowered your own hrt' that would be so fucking funny #also painful tho :( bc oof ouch my organs #rambling #tmi #menstruation mention

[the-ichor-king]

uhhh cw for slight tmi- it’s about periods and stuff

I SWEAR MY UTERUS IS TRYING TO FORCE ME INTO LABOR DESPITE ME NEVER HAVING SEX (lmao imagine being a virgin/sar) AND I AM VERY MUCH NOT PREGNANT GFGGHRGGR

#I SWEAR MY BODY IS TRYING TO KILL ME #OOF OUCH MY ORGANS #SOMEBODY GIVE ME A HYSTERECTOMY BEFORE I DO IT MYSELF #AAAGHH I HATE MY UTERUS #eve how dare you eat that fucking apple /j #am i overreacting? yes. do i care? no. #i’m surprised i haven’t fucking died from blood loss yet #i mean at least more testosterone so i guess that’s a win #shitpost

[sk3l3t0n444]

i want all of these

#a ton of stuffed animals that are heating packs :D #i cant decide which one i would want theyre all so cute #but is it worth 30 bucks #...yeah #theyre cute as fuck #theres one thats a fucking manatee #its so cute #i want them all #OMFG THERES ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE MY DOGGIE #omfg i cant fucking decide #theyre so cute #i need to remind myself that i cant spend like 300 dollars on these #this is why i shouldnt be allowed to have money ever #anyways since its my week of suffering i am emotionally unstable as fuck and i have shit impulse control i think i shouldnt be let outside #i have a slight problem of guilt tripping my parents into buying me shit #so i need to decide on ONE of these things #first i need to chuck my boring ass plain thingamajig that smells like rice into the microwave so that i dont ouch #anyways #idfk why i talk in the tags so much #i guess it just lets me organize my thoughts better #like theyre all in seperate containers

[theres-whump-in-that-nebula]

I dreamt that I had to give Winston (played by John Hurt) (Winston from the book and Winston from the movies are different people in my mind) open heart surgery but he was conscious the whole time so I was like "I'm sorry I have to put this scalpel in your abdominal cavity. do you want to hold my hand" and he had anaesthetic but must not have been completely numb because he was like ow ouch my organs ):

(second ask because character limit) Then after I was done operating he took a nap because he was supposed to not move for a while after surgery. he purred like a cat btw. Then I gave him lasagna and he left. but you see I'd put a little miniature clone of myself inside his ribcage who came back to me a few weeks later (it caused no harm to him I made sure) and told me what it was like to live inside someone's ribcage. The miniature clone of me was a boy and surgeon me was a girl for some reason

djdjdjdjfjdjjd oh god

I mean…. at least he got lasagna

#ow ouch my organs is also completely normal dialogue for him unironically LOL #also now that you mention it; he does give off cat vibes #kinda sullen deadpan face with a light-footed walk #hm #body horror tw

[snapcracklepop-myjoints]

They should invent aleve that u can take as much of as u want and ur organs are ok

#my organs :( #chronic pain #ow ouch owie

[genderjester]

When will they invent a gi tract that works

#and a back that doesnt hurt #my GOD #it's like almost ok when i sit or stand but when i lie down oh man #OUCH #lower back on fire #ugh #EUGH #currently my money is on maybe it's an ovarian cyst in a bad position that's putting pressure on the surrounding organs #mainly just writing it down so i have proof in case i am right #bc i will call my doctor tomorrow and see if i can get an appointment next week to get this looked at #sel talks

[jekyllnahyena]

Fuckin hell I think I just almost coughed up a lung there ayayayay

#fuckin ouch??? #felt my whole chest lurge #stay where u are organs daddy needs u pls

[fithragaer]

Mouth hurty :(

#text #misc #perso #the desntists did a good job but ouch! #guess this is what happens when u don’t go to the dr for uhhhhhhhh 2 years lol #fuck I just tried to add my organization tags again

[starlitsilver]

one of my favs from an album ive had on repeat recently

#music #cursive #the ugly organ #this whole album feels like a punch to the face but #'this morning we'll love like weaklings' ...ow ouch my heart #posting youtube links because spotify ones are fully broken i think. and they dont let you hear the whole song anyway :/ #Youtube

[chaos-cousins]

Hoopa's a trickster Pokemon with portals. Idk if the portals are multi-dimensional but bringing some random guy into different worlds feels like something it would do (ignoring that if it's unbound it's like evil or something idr it's bound for a reason)

You'd think he'd take pity on a fellow trickster. Thanks for explaining.

It's also not just me, it's my two younger cousins as well.

...Can it put people in time loops? Cause my friends are all in a time loop.

#pokeblogging #rotomblr #ouch my pride #i ran a criminal organization with the goal of reforming society #only to be reduced to 'a random guy'

[flashbic]

4AM Secret du Lorrain rewatch, to cope

#ouch oof owie #they took my organs #legally and in a hospital but nonetheless