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just heard the austin powers theme playing faintly somewhere in the house, I’m the only one here
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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)
Reblog to increase sample size!
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juste un Lorrain avec un gros crush, parce que
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juste un Lorrain avec un gros crush, parce que
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juste un Lorrain avec un gros crush, parce que
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Made the worst brownies ever created just now
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no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for
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alternatives to “i want to die”:
i want things to change
i want a different life
today was a shitty day/week
i don’t want to live like this
i want to be somewhere else in life
i’m not where i want to be yet
+ much more
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maybe cain wldnt have killed abel if they had video games to healthily channel the violence between siblings. unfortunately back then the only smash brothers they had was smash brothers head in with a rock
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fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.
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fruice,,, 🥭🍎🍏🍑🍐🍊🍇🍓
,,, vegdebles 🥦🍆🥑🥒🥔🥕🫑🌽
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