#or that i could properly relate to

[lordofthedumpster]

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#when i first discovered the existence of ms marvel a few yrs ago i was ecstatic to learn there was a hero who was a pakistani muslim girl #i was so surprised there was smth out there about a character who was from exactly my demographic #but the more i looked into it i could see so much was written in that wasnt my experience at all #and when looking toward the show being made i felt like they were still not going to portray smth that was fully accurate #or that i could properly relate to #i don't care for superheroes or the mcu but ive never seen this kind of representation before #but i know that if i watch it im gonna have so many problems with it #idk what to do #just from looking through the tag the thing that stood out to me the most was the way her best friend is a white boy? #like i know very few families that would allow that. muslim desi families think white boys are the devil #i feel like this is gonna have a lot of great desi representation but not very good muslim rep #which is unsurprising bc who portrays muslims properly ever #literally no one #also ppl in the entertainment industry are never religious so they dont bother with those things bc it's not important to them personally #idk I'm just really tired of all the shitty rep and I just want something nice for once

[gummybearstastelikesadness]

Vlads secretary recently quit in the middle of Vladco having a minor business expansion into Gotham and now he needs to hire a new one.

The bats are currently investigating one Vladimir Masters after he started to bring his business into Gotham. They’re very interested in the suspicious nature he acquired his wealth. Maybe it’s time to forge some resumes and bust out some old identities, Tim still has that blonde wig after all.

#dp x dc #dp x dc prompt #tim drake #vlad plasmius #Tim would immediately be judging all of Vlads poor business decisions #Vlad when hiring a new PA: I will have to make sure Daniel doesn’t bring up plasmus around them #Vlad: hires new PA. New PA: immediately tells Vlad off for making bad decisions with the company and about not properly scheduling #fights with his nemesis (Phantom) on the calendar. honestly even Lex Luther makes sure his board knows he’s unavailable before gallivanting #after Superman again #Tim who’s had the job for a week and knows too much: I should not be relating to the super villain through failure with clone making #Vlad and Tim: I’m totally normal about cloning this one black haired blue eyed teenager… (Kon and Danny) #I’m referencing Tim because I’m more familiar with his cover identity’s then most of the other bats although Lego Batman could probably #pull off a disguise that would work based off the time he dressed as the mayor of Gotham

[5231045]

post canon epic divorce guys

#its ~1901-1907 #nrhd goes into detective work #asg still in britain. nrhd returns for work related stuff. #asg and nrhd have not properly talked or made up here. so theyre just skirting around each other during work hours lol #I know nrhd could never actually hate asg but I want to see him be mean to him im sorry lmao #asougi kazuma #kazuma asogi #naruhodou ryuunosuke #ryunosuke naruhodo #the great ace attorney #dai gyakuten saiban #asoryuu

[piratesexmachine420]

​> open walmart website on mobile ​> "this page looks better in the app" ​> fine.jpg ​> download and open app ​> it's a PWA ​> pic related

#my thoughts #computers #programming #an experience i could only properly relate in greentext

[shitty-obeyme-aus]

Obey Me AU where the game gives Satan his Season 1 personality back.

#satan's love for cats is fine #but (to me) it seems like the game has reduced him to that (flanderization and all that) #what happened to his love of detective novels? because of the cat thing that's more of a side note if anything #on an separate but related note: I think that an interesting arc that Satan could undergo would be a sort of ‘‘finding himself’’ arc #like him questioning if the things he likes are because he actually likes them or because Lucifer doesn't #it might not be the longest arc #but it could still be interesting if written properly #obey me #obey me! #obey me au #obey me satan #shitty-obeyme-aus brought to you by: admin

[dandyshucks]

one of the kiddos really loves rabbits and we're not able to really do much for Easter related activities irl so I thought I'd draw them with their favourite rabbit 'mon ... perhaps a gift from Guz,,,,,

#i keep going back and forth on whether i want to share system related drawings here but fhdksl this one's too cute to keep to myself #(i made sure everyone was okay w me posting this before this so djdkdl i got the go-ahead from the parts ''in charge'' so to speak) #its funny though bc i thought they'd like buneary the most but nope fjfkdl its scorbunny #when they were front a while back Sunny got them set up w a pinboard so they could save a bunch of cute pkmn art to it fhdkdl #and its mainly scorbunny and teddiursa dbdkdl very good choices tbh #anyways Guz would be SOOO good with them i just know it #it'd be very cute to watch them interact tbh fjdkdl he'd be so kind and gentle w them #also I'd love to watch him struggle to keep up with one of the other kiddos DBFHDKL he'd have to nap after being around her for long LMAO #OUGGHHHH he'd be such a good dad tbh but ... no children for me thanks DBDJDKL i got enough to deal with as is #but ... perhaps i can indulge a little and just make some more art of him interacting w the system kiddos... SOBS i love him sm #ANYWAYS IM A SAPPY FOOL. WAUGH. this is a weird post maybe but fhjdkl i think the art turned out so cutes :3 #its not perfect but i also havent drawn any full body poses properly in... at least 2 weeks or smth #💜so good at being in trouble #💜a boy and his bug🪲 #doodlebug.png #dandy.cmd

[chappellrroan]

i am feeling emotions

#went out just with dad for work and there was an accident and i saw this man covering the eyes of his both kids like yk #trying to make them look away worried #and then there's us who haven't properly looked at each other for 15+ days now #more like i didn't but i had my reasons and we barely even speak except when it's absolutely necessary or academic related #and i was just hoping this got over soon so we'll not have to be so awkward and close to each other #and then i see those kids with their father it's like #when was the last time you ever voluntarily tried to protect me from something when it actually mattered or when it did not relate to your #dreams like i don't even remember having you in my childhood #like there was a man who visited us for a month or two in a year and i thought i knew him and i thought i loved him but all that love was #literally me trying not to get in your way or make you angry trying to be proper perfect adult child so once in a while you could and go #yes i approve of you #i remember asking you that when was the last time you actually willfully asked me if i was okay and your response was well you're never okay #so what's there to ask must've been a very small thing for you but it wasn't for me #and i stopped expecting after that dw but it's even worse now #sorrys come in form of food or books or indirect remarks but sigh why am i even thinking about this #dni #mine

[lifeisahighway]

the closer it gets the more i’m convinced they’re just gonna ship ben off to prison 🙄

#no i haven’t watched ee properly in a while #but he’s barely been in it so there’s no build up #it looks like tony is still there (but that could be misleading ik) #part of my thinks they’re gonna pin keanu on him but surely kathy wouldn’t let that happen #will probably be dean related #ugh this really sucks #eastenders

[duckapus]

Okay, so the box Wario got from TV Adware contains a VR Headset and a weird metal glove that has a built-in computer with a bunch of really high-quality and intuitive game development tools. As the audience we can easily infer that the headset is probably a more streamlined version of One-Shot Wren's simulation headsets, but Wario obviously doesn't know anything about that. He takes the stuff to Dr. Crygor to see if he can figure out more about them...and if he can make more, because he's seeing a golden opportunity to get into the VR Game market and streamline production.

Crygor determines that the headset is more advanced than just about anything else on the market, while the glove is heavily based on the design of Meta Runner arms, just geared towards making games instead of playing them and being a glove you can take off instead of a permanent prothesis.

Crygor: Personally, I never really saw the appeal of all that "Meta Runner" business. Removing an entire limb just for an edge in E-Sports seems rather frivolous and short-sighted.

Wario: ...You are literally a cyborg.

Crygor: Well yes, but that's for medical reasons.

In any case, he can in fact replicate both of them quite easily, which means all that's left is for Wario and his flunk-IIIIII mean employees to start making some VR-compatible microgames!

He can practically smell the money now...

#smg4 #warioware #a developer scorned #wario #dr crygor #tv adware #one shot wren #meta runner #i know it's starting out innocently enough #they always do... #if nintendo ever properly got into vr you could cut out the smg4-related stuff and this would make a good start to a real vr warioware game #i say properly because there was that weird labo-related attempt that never really went anywhere

[isfjmel-phleg]

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#comicsposting again #a DVD I had interlibrary-loaned came in today and I wanted to watch it tonight #but figured I needed to read up on source material first so I could appreciate it properly #so I've burned through Jason's intro + A Death in the Family + Under the Red Hood all in one day #and then watched the animated movie #...that was probably a mistake #already had enough parentally-related emotional turmoil going on #anyway I'm going to rotate this in my brain for the rest of the night #time for dishes!

[willgrahamsleftear]

Do y’all know about Photoblepharon palpebratus. Also known as the one-fin atlantic flashlight fish. Do you know it practices symbiotic bioluminescence with an unknown species of biolumescent bacteria. Do y’all know about how bioluminescence works. DO YOU

#hold on I’ve been encouraged to infodump hold on let me get my shit together #BASICALLY #p. palpebratus can be found in the indian and pacific oceans #its relatives can be found ALL OVER THE PLACE!! #theres a species related to it that lives near the gulf of mexico in the atlantic and AUGHHGHGGHG I want to go diving and see it so bad. if #only I could afford… #anyways #its got bioluminescent pouches under its eyes #it practices symbiotic bioluminescence #argh #they can be kept as pets but its really fucking expensive and difficult #They are nocturnal #aughdgdhf #I used to remember all this stuff but its been like a solid year since I’ve properly researched anything I’m passionate about #Curses! #I’m pretty sure I actually ysed to write essays in my spare time if I can dig those bitches up

[rose-lalondde]

Naruto Modern Fantasy AU - Bijuu & Patrons

Order and Chaos are two of the oldest divinities and are responsible for the creation of the systems that exist within the Nexus (my world). Respectively, they're famously known for the creation of the Order of Angels & Life (Order) and Hell & Death (Chaos). Other achievements include the Seven Heavenly Virtues and the Seven Sins (Partially out of commission).

At an early part in their life, Order and Chaos formed an understanding relationship that developed into romantic feelings. The result of that romance and their union were the bijuu, their nine (related) children. Very soon after Shukaku was created, they separated and began their long-standing and bitter feud. In addition to their together children, they each have their own offspring, the Goddess of Life and Creation & the God of the Dead (prev the God of the Dead, Death and Decay; alt title as King of the Dead).

In the older days, each Bijuu was worshipped and had devoted followers because they were so important, and at the time were the only minor gods around. Eventually, after the creation of the New Gods, the Bijuu lost relevance and were in danger of fading away. A deal was struck so that they could maintain their form and power but they had to have a patron that they fused their soul with. In rare cases, the patrons are willing participants who offer themselves in exchange for help. In most cases, the patron is an unwilling sacrifice, pushed by devoted followers (or power-hungry men) who want to keep their god alive. In the very special case of Mito Uzumaki who offers herself to keep Kurama alive by making a deal that she'll honor his wishes in exchange for power and safety,,, she absolutely does not follow through. This builds up decades of resentment, especially when he is passed down to Kushina who does the same, which starts off his rocky relationship with Naruto.

In another very special case, Rin, who is forcibly made a patron to Isobu, dies within the early stages of his soul intertwining with hers. Later she is resurrected, as the initial soul intertwining process was botched, and Isobu and Rin's souls are now one in the same. Meaning that instead of switching out consciousnesses like a regular patron and god can do, they share it. After the resurrection, Rin also displays physical features of Isobu such as red sclera and protruding spikes.

Patrons receive their patron god's powers and abilities in exchange for either sacrifices or completing quests/tasks, often they're centered around the patron god's title. For example, Matatabi requires Yugito to exorcise and guide spirits/ghosts to the afterlife. In Killer B's case, him and Gyuuki are just vibing. Gyuuki has a historically good relationship with B's family and all of his patrons volunteered willingly, so he freely exchanges his power. Fuu was unwilling sacrificed, but thankfully Chomei adores her enough to provide her power for protection, even helping her leave her followers.

Kurama - God of Vengence

Gyuuki - God of Persistence and Adaptability

Chomei - Goddess of Luck

Saiken - God of Patience

Kokou - God of Determination & Freedom

Son Goku - God of Courage & Strength

Isobu - God of Still Waters and light rain showers

Matatabi - Goddess of Exocisim and Safe Passage to the Afterlife

Shukaku - God of Overindulgence and Partying

#naruto au #naruto #nexus #moon posts #Nexus is basically a system of pocket dimensions that can sometimes bleed into the human realm #lemme tell u rn they were NAWT raising those children #using offspring instead of children b/c they're not bio related??? idk how to explain #very complicated relationship as they're considered creations but have been raised and taught by them (more or less) #Life considers the bijuu as her siblings #Dead does not (which is funny b/c Order favors him the most even though he's not hers lol) #Rin and Isobu are basically the same person instead of her just being a host #long story short: Life went behind some ppl's backs b/c resurrection via patron was NAWT the deal #the akatsuki are not going after the patrons or bijuu like....they could but i don't rly wanna write that #i thought about keeping kushina and minato alive b/c kurama would'nt rly form properly with his patron dying saurrr....yeah #i did say minato died though already and i gotta stand on business #kushina however #if im bringing rin back im gonna bring her back too omg #but instead of resurrection its stubbornness that keeps her alive through the extraction process and extensive therapy omg #like her soul got ripped in half and she's essentially comatose for 12 years which they keep a secret ofc #hiruzen hides her from naruto and ofc that bitch is dead when she wakes up #Rin helps with the recovery process even before she wakes up #instead of naruto and sasuke going with jiraya to get tsunade rin goes b/c no one else can heal kushina atp #soul recreation veers into black magic and the creation of life #tsunade doesn't wanna do it but does it anyone b/c shes family #tsunade ends up binding her soul to the goddess of the ocean and seas b/c of their heritage #i forgot to mention that kushina's a witch. Uzumaki is a witch coven surname #ummm idk that was it i think

[shadowedvales-a]

THINGS ARE STARTING TO COME BACK TO YOU, AND YOU'RE CURIOUS. YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON. › FROM ELIZABETH MARCH. @embodies

She still sensed it, the universe spinning around with no ending or beginning; the way her blood curdled a horrid gurgle, even if it no longer pumped to her brain. She haunted marble walls on silent feet. The place a fusion of malevolence and beauty, and Jane, despite her hollowed flesh and often unseeing eyes, couldn't help but find a strange sort of enticement within said walls, all perfectly draped and painted. She knew quite little of its happenings, bizarre spirits of muddled eras all sharing one patch of land; although the mind became a hazy thing due to submittance of the final years of her life, she was no fool. Isolated company was merely favoured, a lithe black cat scampering against corners, gaze finding deathly endurances but never remaining long enough to understand reasoning behind vile acts. Sitting, feeling, unthinking.

Where there was rot, there was Jane Ives. Stuck in the jaws of a hellish beast, taker of lives, but leaving the soul to crumble. Oftentimes she wondered what she was actually doing here; inner workings utterly vandalised by a madman's execution for warped world-peace. The toxicity resting in her bloodstream confused old memories, scorched her past-life: all she remembered of her mother entailed a whiff of perfume and a few phrases of a lullaby she used to sing. One day she'll uncover truths, the ugly and pure— but for now, the body only yearns for kindred consideration, perhaps something to call her own. Three decades would rear its date in a handful of months, and a spark had begun to litter in her mind's eye.

“Yes. I am curious.” The very first time Jane saw Elizabeth, she was positive she had moved to a better destination; swore she bore witness to an angel welcoming her to heaven's palace. (Oh Saint Peter let me in, you must know where I've been! Won't you tell me at last who I am?) Ever quickly, the hand she wished to hold, she realised, was sharp, a creature's claw; fascination did not dwindle but fear ushered the child away. It's clear the woman saw everything happening inside her hotel, including frizzled recollections resurfacing, taunting innocence of youth and marking it for horror. “I remember... things.” Honesty possessed no hesitation, as the words spilled it felt good to speak them aloud. To relieve herself. “There is a block. A... something foggy. It stops me remembering.” Frustration threatened its course, as one might perceive through her jaw tightening, lifeless pallor nearly gaining a flash of colour.

This is your story, written and rewritten, scratched out, burned and buried. “Did I... Was I always... this?” Is it foretold that I haunt the head of a girl graced for much more than her destiny provided? Chin cants, shoulders purposely squared like trying to light a guise of confidence. “Bee - cause I do not think I was always in this place.”

#⅋. [ ✦ ] ﹕ we are all just prisoners here of our own device ‚ american horror story: hotel . #embodies. #okay okay okay i gotta properly write this verse up but!! #in very simple terms: terry dies. brenner is actually a relation of jane (terry's half-brother or a distant kind of sibling relationship.) #so when terry dies jane is sent to live w him. jane is around seven at the time. #brenner is a surgeon who dedicated his life trying to come up with vaccines for diseases such as cancer and polio. #he felt that animal testing didn't give him accurate results. #so as soon as he got custody of jane. she became the subject of his experiments. #he was once a well acclaimed doctor but over the years became obsessed with trying to find cures for these diseases and his methods became #very. very unethical. so he was eventually fired from his job etc etc did his own animal testing. #jane is submitted to a range of testing and grows very weak and frail because of it. #brenner believes he finally makes a breakthrough. but knows it could kill jane and doesn't want any evidence of her left in / near #his house. so he books a room at the hotel (where so much shady shit happens anyway) and conducts his experiment. she does die and #brenner flees the scene. and in doing so makes it look like jane had an overdose. he booked the room under her name too. #he was very prepared for her dying and made it all look really nice and neat. an easy case for any cops to solve. #a ratty. skinny little girl who probably had no chance in life. her oversized clothes / short hair / grubby face indicated homelessness. #so there's not a lot of investigation. #so! yeah. they are the basics <333 #if u dont vibe with it though we can totally plot out something together if you like! #also jane doesnt remember much of her past life for the first thirty years or so of being in the hotel! the countless drugs used and #implemented into her body makes her head incredibly fuzzy. #especially because it's how she died. her brain just. stays in that fuzzy mindset for a long time. #but she does eventually begin to remember. it just takes a while!

[storfulsten]

lol did I just lose 3 followers for mentioning a cool new song? ok

#I've lost followers for less tbh so eh #it's fine lol #hope you'll find what you're looking for elsewhere best of luck to you #honestly thought more people would've left by now with how I can't focus and just draw the darn bombeep they probably follow me for #trust me I want to they're still my fav bois and I wanna do way more stuff with them #but atm idk it's just #sneaky corpse brainworm effin shit up oops #but nws hopefully it can be redirected in a productive direction somehow like towards whitty or something #with the voice headcanons and all that some sort of vibes should be able to be projected somehow maybe idk lol #mmm tbh I wish so bad I could animate or do animatics properly bc I have ideas #bombeep ideas #in relation to bits of various letsplay audio that could be made to work out of context somehow I'm sure ha #anyways it is what it is I'll stop rambling and go get some proper sleep now ok cool #laters bye

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

ari... omg.... i just read your comments on 'tell me about love (show me how)'.... i am CRYING omg you are the sweetest ever what the HEK you wrote me an enTIRE ESSAY ON IT I AM HUGGING YOU WRAPPING YOU UP IN BLANKETS BUYING YOU ORDERS OF COFFEE FOR THE REST OF UR LIFE 😭 (my response is in my reblog of it! which is in my queue heheheehueheu) but WAAAAAAHHH i appreciate you so muchbsfgsf i appreciate you reading it, commenting on it, loving the col couple as much as i do!!!! 😭😭😭😭 you are SUCH a dear i am hugging you TIGHT

SEL I AM HUGGING U BACK SO SNUGGLY <33333 it was completely my pleasure please u have to understand i CRIED 😭😭😭 actual tears. sniffling into my pillow. it was genuinely soooo heartfelt how could i not write u an essay on it ……… i would do it again and again !!!! i rly only scratched the surface of ur gojo!!!!!! he feels so human i just know i could talk abt him for hours n hours.

i appreciate YOU !! for writing it and for being such a sweetie !!!!!! and for feeding my gojo brainrot sm all the time <3333

#LIKE. i am repeating myself (my brand atp) but i rly do relate a whole lot to col!gojo!!! i rly felt it so deeply !!!!!!!! #and i think ur so so amazing for that !!! im the one who should be thanking u!!! i mean it <3333 #i wish i could give u more structured notes but i think i Am. incapable :’3 my brain was spinning too much to write properly grrrr #buying u sm matcha in return for the coffee also 🍵🍵🍵🍵🍵🍵 #ask tag ✩

[nostalgia-tblr]

i might attempt another fic-in-an-hour-but-it's-not-an-hour-probably tonight, it was a nice distraction and i feel far less worried about quickly-written fics "under-performing" on some daft AO3 metric that nobody cares about. i think it needs to be a rly short time limit like an hour so i dont just procrastinate, but then i can add more time until the thing is actually finished.

#& i had an idea for a messed-up sylki AU that could end up taking forever/never getting finished if i dont try something like this #and if i allowed myself time to think about it properly i'd go “haven't i already written this story?” but YOLO etc right?? #fic related