#oops sorry wrong pic

[nbafinalsarchive]

NBA CHAMPION.

#nikola jokic #oops sorry wrong pic

[cycloplasm]

Manchineel but with poison miku outfit and the poison type outfit from this!

#fruitbugs manchineel #o #rose'socs #i used a ref for the first pic but cant find the picture at all sorry. Don't remember who shared it </3 #and it was a real person's pic (a passerby but real nonetheless) so im not comfy just posting it myself? in a reblog i mean #however the second pose no ref did it all by myself like a grown up #i sketched out the pose on a post it note but i have a lot of those and only rediscovered it today and. I actually got the pose wrong oops #like the feet were supposed to be more apart and have a stronger persp going on. i dont say that like negatively- #i say that as a note that you might one day see a similar pose- the intended one- on another character. Or not. mayb manchi again #oh and second pic the centipede tail is a prosthetic- it's his favorite!

[mcr-hourly]

mcr. concerts. current. REAL

#IT JUST HIT. THOSE OLD MEN GO ON STAGE AND PERFORM. !! CURRENT. AND REAL. WARGH #oops wrong blog sorry. oh well #me.txt #not a pic

[ttpdsargeant]

invisible string

oscar piastri x reader, ex!lando norris x reader

part 1 part 3

in which she moves on with his teammate, but why should she care about his feelings? he never cared about hers. besides, oscar is a much better boyfriend.

this is for the oscar girlies and is also like 6 months after say don’t go!! (we’ll pretend 1989 tv was out 6 months ago for the sake of timelines😭😭)

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yourusername, 🤍🤍

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user1, WHOOO IS THATTTTT

⤷ user2, i might be insane but like… OSCAR????

logansargeant, i expected a better caption from you considering how much taylor swift you listen to

⤷ yourusername, i couldn’t think of a song to use oops

user3, what if it’s logan????

⤷ user4, not captain america stealing my gf

user5, that should be me holding your hand💔💔

lilymhe, i had to sit and watch you guys be so unbearably cute and i don’t get pic creds for the first one??? criminal!!!

⤷ yourusername, SORRY SORRY IM SORRY thank you taking it lils ily🫶🫶🫶🫶

user6, kinda hope it’s oscar or max just because lando deserves it

⤷ user7, max has a gf but oscar… i need

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f1wags, y/n y/l/n has arrived at the qatar gp with kika gomes, but for oscar piastri rather than the usual lando norris👀

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user1, fav homie hopper😋😋

⤷ user2, i mean it’s not like it’s unprovoked

user3, don’t let your boyfriend stop you from finding the love of your life🤞🤞

user4, i wonder how lando feels about this😭😭

⤷ user5, doesn’t he have a new gf?? he arrived at the paddock with another girl today so he can’t really be mad

⤷ user6, NOOO IMAGINE HOW AWKWARD THAT IS

user7, usually i hate wag accounts BUT i am kinda thankful for this i needed to know who the guy y/n’s soft launching is

user8, I KNEW IT WAS OSCAR OR LOGAN IM SO HAPPY

⤷ user9, if it was logan we could have more lily and y/n cause alex and logan are teammates💔💔💔

⤷ user10, i don’t think they have to have a bf from the same team to be friends babe

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yourusername, when he’s a sprint winner >>>> (pic creds: lilymhe)

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user1, SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP PUNCH ME IN THE FACE

user2, prettiest couple i love pretty people

oscarpiastri, ❤️❤️

⤷ yourusername, 🤍🤍

user3, i would not have wanted to be in the room when lando found out😭😭

user4, she’s just like me i would also date my ex’s friend if he did me wrong🤭🤭

⤷ user5, i’ve honestly shipped her and oscar since before her and lando broke up is that weird

⤷ user6, i don’t blame u i kinda feel like they suit each other more yk

lilymhe, CUTEST I LOVE U LOML

⤷ yourusername, I LOVE U GF

⤷ oscarpiastri, how did alex get used to this

⤷ alex_albon, i didn’t it’s just something we have to deal with unfortunately😕😕

user7, does this mean more alex and oscar🤭🤭

⤷ user8, IMAGINE DOUBLE DATES WITH THEM LILY AND ALEX

sorry for making lando a sucky person but oscar is my one love so😋😋also i had to repost this cause i forgot to add tags and it wouldn’t show up under the tags after i edited it and added them😭😭

#f1 smau #f1 x reader #formula 1 #formula 1 smau #formula 1 x reader #lando norris #lando norris smau #lando norris x reader #f1 #f1 imagine #formula 1 imagine #oscar piastri smau #oscar piastri x reader #oscar piastri

[moralesluvr]

hiiiii can i pls request something where the reader accidentally sends hobie her lingerie pics? or her bikini pics? look at claudia tihan’s instagram pics for what i’m saying. thank you <33

OOPS, WRONG PERSON! | h. brown.

“no…doesn’t look right.” you sucked your teeth with a frown, picking apart the images you just took of yourself, clicking delete hastily with a sigh. you wanted to like the photo, but the way you were posing wasn’t really to your liking, and you were trying hard to feel confident in the brand new lingerie you had just bought.

you had went out with your girlfriends, browsing throughout the mall as you blew your recent paycheck on clothes and makeup, your knowledge of the repercussions being ignored as you swiftly swiped your card for whatever items your heart desired. it was ecstasy to you, buying things that you actually liked, and you were really starting to crack out of your comfort zone when you found a beautiful lingerie set from victoria’s secret. it was accented with pretty white trimmings, little pink ribbons on the top, the panties silky and comfortable. you purchased the set with no regrets, walking out of that mall with a dirty smile wiped on your face.

posing in front of the mirror now was your biggest challenge. every way your body turned didn’t seem to look right to you, and your frustration started to grow inside of you until an idea sparked in your head.

you dropped to your calves and sat back onto your thighs, hips twisting to the left slightly as you flipped your hair to the side, pouted into the mirror and clicking the photo button.

the picture came out adorable, so you decided to press send to one of your girlfriends so they could see how it looked on you, and that’s when your eyes widened.

sent to my brit boyfriend 🤍.

you gasped, rapidly clicking the message in an attempt to delete it.

you and your lovely boyfriend had only been together a month. it wasn’t that you weren’t comfortable with him seeing you like this, but it was all so soon, and it wasn’t even on purpose. but it was too late, your frantic tapping was deemed useless when you saw that he had read the message, and now he was typing.

he quickly typed back, and your eyes gleamed with embarrassment as you texted him.

my brit boyfriend 🤍; Love, did you mean to send that to me?

you: i’m so sorry hobie….i didn’t mean to send you that, i was trying to send it to one of my girlfriends. you can ignore it.

my brit boyfriend 🤍; You want me to ignore it? I’ll delete it if you didn’t want me to see it, it’s no problem darlin

you: no no, you can keep it if you like it…i don’t mind…i just didn’t mean to send it ugh this is embarrassing

my brit boyfriend 🤍; You look gorgeous..wasn’t gonna say nothin because I didn’t know if you wanted me to, but you look good as shit

you: ☺️ are you serious?? i just bought it & and i didn’t know if it looked nice…

my brit boyfriend 🤍; Thinkin’ it’ll look better on the floor but that’s jus my opinion

you: HOBIE.

my brit boyfriend 🤍; You asked for my opinion and I gave it to ya love, is there a problem?

you: no problem handsome… come over?

my brit boyfriend 🤍; On my way.

#spiderman across the spiderverse #spiderman: across the spiderverse #hobie spiderverse #astv hobie #hobie brown x black!reader #hobie brown blurb #hobie brown x you #hobie brown drabble #hobie brown x reader #hobie x reader #hobie x y/n #hobie brown fluff #hobie brown x fem!reader #hobie brown x y/n #hobie brown smut #hobie brown x female reader

[scuderiadream]

backburner ( smau )

꒰ singer!reader x lando norris ꒱

𖧧 summary : when they first started dating, everything was wonderful for them both, until one day, the reader discovered she was the backburner in the relationship that would turn it into a song

𖧧 faceclaim : nicole zefanya (niki)

𖧧 author note : hellu! this is my first time writing something like this, this au (or fanfic) is inspired by niki's "backburner" which meant sort of like a backup relationship, sorry if this is lowkey shit or weird i swear i'm trying :') anyway, hope you enjoy it <3

part 2

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yourusername i read him like a book and he's a clueless little kid

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username this is so cvnty fierce diva of you

username OKAY MOTHER!!

landonorris i may not be the tallest boy in the world, but i'll never look down on you *winks*

↳ yourusername please never use that line on me again

↳ landonorris ouch?

↳ carlossainz55 landonorizz?

username love that necklace!

↳ username what necklace?

↳ username ykwim

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landonorris date night 🖤

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yourusername (gone wrong)

↳ landonorris we don't need to talk about that😉

↳ oscarpiastri what am i witnessing…

username oh to be her

username my parents 🫶

danielricciardo mate, this isnt' the first thing i want to see when i open my eyes

↳ landonorris sounds like a YOU problem.

username i’m done, god i’m coming up🙏

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f1gossiphq oops! looks like singer-songwriter yn has been seen fighting with her longtime partner, lando, could this mean a breakup? or just some stupid argument?

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username NOOO NONONO NOT THEM

username MY. DIVORCED. PARENTS. ????💔💔💔💔💔💔

username cries uncontrollably

username I THOUGHT THEY HAD A PERFECT DATE NIGHT LIKE A FEW DAYS AGO??!!??!!?

↳ username apparently the pap took this pic a day after their date night😞

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yourusername hello lovely beautiful people, after a few months of relaxation, i'm excited to share you my favorite new song i recently wrote! i truly hope you all will love this song as much as i do <3 "backburner" music video out now!! 🤍

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username MOTHER IS BACK

username STOP I JUST LISTENED TO IT AND ITS SO GOOD I CANT STOP CRYIGNJNKJDSI

username the mv is so cute but the lyrics?? oh my god

username omfg lando probably recorded all of those cute video clips in the mv 😕

gracieabrams already listening to it on repeat 🫡

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© credits to pinterest for the pics .

#f1 #f1 x reader #f1 imagine #f1 fanfic #lando norris #lando norris x reader #lando norris x you #lando norris x y/n #formula 1 #formula one #f1 x you #f1 x y/n #f1 x female reader #formula one x reader #formula one x you #formula one imagine #formula one fanfiction #formula one x y/n #au #fanfiction #fanfic #writing #smau

[sirenlulls]

get him back! → theburntchip

pairing , theburntchip x youtuber!reader

summary , where, in lieu of yours and chip’s reconnection, fans find out how it happened, and just why you ended things in the first place.

part one (bad idea, right?)

oh, i wanna get him back! 'cause then again, i really miss him, and it makes me real sad

🔴 Y/n L/n Talks On Breakup, Reconnection, The Launch Of Her Brand, & More! FULL POD EP.77 -Saving Grace

join premiere!

LIVE CHAT !

user: stop i’m actually gonna cry ☹️☹️☹️

user: I KNEW THOSE TWITTER B WORDS WERE WRONG I KNEW THEY DIDNT END BADLY

user: that’s so lala land of them

user: “if i ever complained, i’d be the nagging girlfriend” NO BABY 😭😭😭😭

user: never thought i’d say it but i’m glad they broke up bcs if they hadn’t done it then, it would’ve been MESSY messy

user: off topic but can we please talk about how pretty she is :(

user: “if he ever complained about you, i would’ve given him a belting” YES GRACE 👏👏👏

user: WHY DIDNT WE GET Y/N ON HERE SOONER OMGGGGGG I LOVE THIS DUO SM

user: Sending love from Brazil! XX 🇧🇷🇧🇷❤️❤️

user: stop that’s so sad ☹️

user: she’s so real for the anxiety thing

LIVE CHAT !

user: i feel like i’m watching a tv show

user: “i don’t want to lose this again” and when i start sobbing????

user: ok but is the dick game good

user: HE SWIPED UP ON A COSTA TOASTIE ☠️

user: nah he’s down BAD me too but like 😭

user: he def would’ve thrown a temper tantrum if she didn’t respond

user: grace booing is so real i wanted a kissing in the rain screaming ‘i love you’ confession

user: her smile when she said she’s happy now man they’re literally my parents ☹️

user: Love you both X ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

user: ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

user: the world is healing

user: NAH MAN SWEAR THATS CHIPS BOICE COMING IN NOW

LIVE CHAT !

user: i’m actually gonna cry i missed them sm ☹️😭

user: the camera switching to her looking at him with heart eyes after calling him a bellend is so funny GET HER ASS 👏

user: chip is the new an*rew t*te 🙏

user: oh how i missed him calling her lady and missus

user: he’s the leader of the sassy man epidemic oh lord

user: OMG I FORGOT WHEN SHE YSED TO GO ON COFFEE DATES WITH HIS MUM

user: leave my girl and her spotify playlists alone

user: this has literally made my year

user: just in time for y/n’s fall vids

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yourusername mum! mum! i made it! i’m on saving grace!!!!!! (and i figured i deserved at least one pic of chip from the launch x)

user that episode was the funniest thing ever i can’t even i nearly pissed myself when grace pretended to spank u with the paddle 😭😭😭

user mother ur so gorg i’m speechless

user you know the content is gonna slap when y/n l/n is there

user im so obsessed with u pls

user CAL AND CHIP AT THE FUNCTION SIR 👏🙇‍♀️

user best video in youtube history methinks

gkbarry_ loved having you on babe, even if the boss man gatecrashed 🫶❤️

yourusername he doesn’t like feeling left out smh

theburntchip oh alright then

max_balegde ICONIC!!!!!!

user MY ROMAN EMPIRE

user i hope you know that twt is in flames rn

user i gen teared up a bit when you talked about the breakup 🥹

user icons only

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yourusername self representing by wearing @ ynapparel the past (and every) week 😩🤭 featuring the love of my life & chip ig…

theburntchip wow alright

theburntchip i thought you were a g 😔

yourusername oops sorry babe

theburntchip we’re over smh

yourusername oh no… what a shame ☹️ anyway… hot girl winter!!!!!!

theburntchip the fits are fire though 😮‍💨

yourusername as always x

user EATING SLAYING DEVOURING

user OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

user forever obsessed with u

user graduated from cuntingtion university with an phd in slaying

nellarose love you bae x

calfreezy chip looking dashing as per usual

theburntchip aye thank you brotha

nellarose AYYYY LOOKING SEXY 🔥🔥🔥🔥

yourusername ALL YOU BABY 💋💋💋

ynapparel looking good and dressed to kill 😉😇🩷

user face card NEVER declines

lissiemackintosh this barbie is my mother

user ur so real lissie

faithlouisak doll 🤩

alice_hez 😍🔥🖤

user WHATS THE SQUARE ROOT OF 64?????

user angel girl 🤍

centralcee 😮‍💨🔥🔥🔥🔥

user NAHHH HES BRAVE COMMENTING ON THE POST W HER BOYFRIEND

user CENCH GET OUTTA HERE MAN

user SIRENSIRENSIREN Y/N BABY RUN!!!!!

user OH??????

user wait am i missing smth why are we freaking out

user @ user cench has always been lowk flirting with y/n, like she interviewed him at some event last yr and he was being so flirty and obviously she was giving him blank wall back BUT when her and chip broke up he got even WORSE like man was always in her comments tryna chat her up and she entertained it a lil but now the bitch is back and he’s bold

user NAH MAN GTFO WE JUST GOT CHIP BACK IN THE PICTURE WE CANT HAVE U RUINING THAT

theburntchip just posted to their story

#theburntchip x reader #theburntchip imagine #theburntchip fic #theburntchip x y/n #youtube x redaer #youtube #british youtube x reader #british youtube #british youtuber x reader #uk youtube #calfreezy #gk barry #max balegde #nella rose

[spicyclover]

Hey! Would you like to write one for Charles where he can't drive his normal car (for whatever reason), so he asks the reader for help, but she's kind of nervous and thinks there will be some judging? 😅

Bad Tooth

Summary: A dentist appointment and a ride home.

Hope you’ll enjoy this part. Let me know in the comments section! And to support me by tipping me!

Little information, I will, for now, only post on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays.

Thank you, and Enjoy! :)

Lots of love, xxx Spicy Clover

If there's one thing Charles doesn't like, it is the dentist. He hates it. Even as a child, he would do anything to not go. But after spending a week with an abominable toothache, he is unfortunately forced to.

To be honest, you forced him. You couldn’t take off his complaints anymore, all day, and after treating him like a baby so he’d understand, he finally made an appointment.

So that’s why you find yourself in the dentist’s parking lot arguing for Charles to get out of the car.

"Charles, please can we get out?"

"No, I feel way better now."

"That's a lie. You know it. I know it. Everybody knows it. Do I have to take you by the hand like the child you are?" He evaluates your proposition before saying anything else.

"That's not fair," he wines before getting out of the car, acting like the child he is.

You chuckle a bit before following his step to the dentist's office. You waited for a few minutes before the dentist was ready to see Charles. Before going, he looks at you with puppy eyes, imploring you to say something. But you just rolled your eyes and pushed him to the man.

The appointment took longer than expected, and you start to worry. You go up to the receptionist and ask for an update.

"Hi, sorry to bother you, but do you know what going on with M.Leclerc?"

"Give me a minute," You wait by the desk while she goes behind. You’re wondering if what he’s got is worse than you thought. "Thank you for waiting, so Mr. Leclerc is currently under anesthesia, and the dentist is removing two wisdom teeth. The surgery should end in five minutes, and then you can go home."

"Wisdom teeth?"

"Yes, apparently it was quite bad. The doctor will get to you soon."

You thank her and get back to your seat. "So he wasn't pretending... Oops." You might have thought he was lying when he started complaining about it, and you guessed it was one of his many schemes to get your attention. "Well, we can all be wrong sometimes."

The dentist comes to get you several minutes later, and you're now allowed to see Charles. You walk into the room, and you see him totally buzzed out. He's so high right now, and his mouth is like ten times his normal size, and you can't help but laugh a bit.

You take your phone out and capture this unique moment of Charles looking like a squirrel being high on drugs.

"No... no pic... pict... pictures," he mumbles while drooling.

"Sorry, baby, but the others won't believe me if I don't."

"Ha... hate... hate you."

"No, you don't, you love me, and now your teeth won't hurt anymore." You laugh, trying to be positive.

"I lo... I loov live a squerrel.

"Yeah, you do. But I love my squerrel." You chuckle, kissing the top of his head.

"Hate... hate hich."

"Let's go home, baby."

The dentist gives you the last information for the few weeks to come, and you can't help but laugh at Charles's face when he tells him you couldn't eat solid food or make any physical effort for at least the first week. His look was priceless.

You tried to be compassionate, but Charles makes such a big deal when you get yours removed that you can't help but do the same. You texted the entire grid and his family, his face, for at least a few weeks. Was it a low move? Probably. Was it worth it? Totally.

You get back to the car, and Charles hands you his keys. You look at him for ten seconds before realizing he can't drive like this. Your eyes open wide, and you want to protest, but he shushes you. Well, not really, it’s more drool than anything, but you understand what he wants.

Your sight and get behind the wheel after setting Charles down. It's his time to laugh. You watch him set his seatbelt and hang on to the door while you start the Ferrari.

"It's not funny."

"Oh, ish funny," he gibberish, half joking, half whining by the pain. "Chart ye engine, bae."

You press the button, but nothing happens. You press it again, and nothing. You frustrated yourself, wishing you had taken your normal car.

"hress the hedal."

You start the car and press the pedal but nothing.

"Hress the hedal!"

"That's what am doing!" You say annoying.

"Hress the rite hepal."

You do as he says, and the engine finally goes on. You smile, looking at Charles, thinking it's now only a matter of going home, but no. You try to change the gear, and the car stalls. Charles giggles, completely high by his meds, while you start again and try to get to first gear.

It's gonna be a long ride, you start thinking. You're not even out of the parking, and it's already a nightmare. You complain about the car and look at Charles, who's entirely soon out.

You arrive at the parking doors and start going in the street. You're way lower than the permit limitation, and Charles encourages you to go faster. You're so nervous that you don't even realize you’re holding the wheel with all your might. How Charles trusts you enough with his car in this city?

"Ou doing reat, bae!" Says Charles putting his hand and yours.

It's only then, that you realize the grip you have on the wheel.

"reath." He inspires and exhales at the same time as you.

"I hate this!" You declare when another motorist cuts the road, making you almost have an accident.

You have to brake hard, which makes Charles tighten his teeth, and you know he’s in pain. You apologize to Charles and rant after all the cars you pass.

"God, you must hate me right now. I'm so sorry Cha."

"ish okay. Ou doing reat. Ust ocus on the road." He says, holding on for his life when you almost pass at a red.

"You must thing I drive terribly, but it's your car. Pretty sure something wrong with it." You say, finally pulling in the entry of the complex.

You park the car and finally exhale when the engine stop.

"I'm never doing this again. Next time, we're taking the bus."

Charles chuckles and takes your hand. He leans on you, and you walk to the elevator. Once home, Charles went to rest, and you spent the rest of the afternoon worrying that he might not trust you again with his car.

You prepared his dinner, and his drug wore off after his nap. He still looks like a squirrel, but at least he's not high anymore. You gave him his soup, and he frowns when he says your right hand completely eating up to the flesh.

"Baby. What happen?"

"What?"

"Your nails."

"It's nothing. I had an anxiety episode after we came home."

"Why?"

"Well, I almost killed us."

"What are you talking about?"

"Your car, Charles."

"Oh," he laughs. "You did truly amazing, amour. "I mean you need practice, but you did Wonderfull and we are here, and safe. You should have to wake me."

You smile and hug him tight. Even in your darkest days, he sees your potential and always encourages you to go beyond your limits. You don’t know what you did to deserve him, but you love him. You want to kiss him so badly, but that will wait until he recovers.

"I'm never going back to the dentist," complains Charles taking the pain killers. "It's the worst day of my life."

You laugh and give him the ice for his swollen cheek.

"Did you post the photos?"

"I did." You says, taking your phone out to show him.

It's only then you realize that you didn't send the photos to the group chat but to your Instagram story...

#charles leclerc #charles leclerc x reader #charles leclerc x you #charles leclerc fluff #f1 x reader #f1 imagine #f1 #f1 fluff #fluff

[arcane-essence]

I made a simple reference sheet for Rythian and Zoeya through the Blackrock Chronicles!

Zoey actually used a lot of skins through the series, but they were mostly just changes in accessories so I just picked one per season.

Mostly compliant to the actual skins from the series, but with some liberties taken.

Sadly, no Teep. Maybe someday.

Thank you @yogurtyogitup for your post, I don't know what I'd have done without it LOL

Design notes that line up with the numbers on the pic are under the cut because they got long.

the only thing I actually added to Rythian's Adventure outfit was changing out some black pauldrons (?) his skin had for a mantle in the same colour as his trousers. Everything else I just tweaked, or left out altogether (certain bits on the legs I literally could not figure out, for example) his cloak pins are dark matter. it's a flex.

I think the yellow bit on Zoeya's scarf was meant to be some kind of ring clip, but for the life of me I could not manage to draw that so I replaced it with a mushroom badge.

I decided tassel scarf ends looked good and added visual interest.

Embroidered mushroom on the pocket =)

I think if anyone has a collection of fun socks, it's Zoeya. These ones are directly based off a pair from Accessorize - just google 'mushroom socks' on images and they should pop up.

another pop of colour, this time a simple rainbow =) ‎‎

I meant this to be an archery brace but now that I'm thinking about it I think it's on the wrong arm, oops. I just wanted asymmetry!

he dyed his boots while he was in his edgy period lmao

mushroom pocket is now a bit patchy looking - implication is, she took it off while in the mushroom rebel base and sewed it back on after leaving

star socks! I think Zoeya started leaning towards socks with purple in them during and after the mushroom rebels arc.

sealant on the rainbow was scratched off a bit at some point so the paint is patchy. She probably intended to fix it up at some point, but was always too busy. ‎‎‎‎

I… didn't want to draw sleeves so I gave his coat a cape instead. Sorry.

the eyes follow him no matter where the scarf flaps

he got new boots this time! ignore how similar the style is.

Fun to design but a pain to draw. Like all hands, really.

almost forgot to add this thing so it looks a bit bland

skin asymmetry wasn't a thing yet when this series was coming out, so as a result Zoey's Blackrock Rising skin had two cyber arms. Cool, but apparently not canon - only one of Zoeya's arms was lost. So on the other arm, I put a wrist mounted computer, because it's awesome.

patch in the scarf, and it's shorter since it looks like it's knotted behind her on the skin rather than just loose down. Neat!

new mushroom embroidery for new trousers! Four different types to foreshadow the Twilight Forest arc.

these boots were fun to colour and I unironically want boots that look like this irl.

#mcytflashbackfest #mcyt #yogscast #blackrock chronicles #rythian #zoeya #yogscast zoey #my art #I had to edit that third pic twice bc I realised I'd forgotten to add something. like Zoeya's tattoo.

[lez-1vy]

❥ Bonten's Holy Trinity with a S/o Who always looks unbothered.

Little note: I'm Finally Back after a few months (?) :'D, I'm still nervous about Writing but I'll try my best! I'm sorry if the Characters I do Act Ooc :'), here's a Post to Apologize for the hold up<3

Ran Haitani

Ran is Mostly sometimes Concerned if You actually Show emotions other than being unbothered, But he's happy with whatever emotions you have, [P.s Rindou Likes having you around both of you just make fun of Ran] One day He's at Home with Rindou. They are both having some brotherly talk that Until You came in with an Angered face, Holding his Baton.

"Woah woah,There Angel. What's wrong?" The older Haitani Asked,You Looked at him, "You ate My Chocolate." Is all you answered and Ran remembered he did ate some chocolate, He thought It was Rindou's. "Oop- and I'm out, Bye Aniki." The younger Haitani said and walked out.

When The Younger Haitani went out, Leaving his brother in your mercy. You,Who is about to Hit your Boyfriend with his Own Weapon Just paused seeing his Amused expression. "What?" You asked, "You showed Emotion My Princess! and don't worry I'll buy you more chocolate <3" He said Hugging you.

Other than that,He noted to himself Not to piss you off or make you mad. So When Rindou came back,Ran told him everything as His younger brother laughed his ass off.

Rindou Haitani

Rindou is Unbothered himself so He dosen't mind you being Unbothered or anything really,All he knows is that He loves you very much no matter what,or anything.Ran his older brother is just impressed on how His little brother got a Girlfriend before him,But He approves, Seeing how Happy his little brother is [He sees you as a Little Sister too.]

One day At Bonten's Meeting room,A maid saw Rindou and Just started flirting with him as Ran Just prayed to the lords that the maid will make it out alive if you saw this. The Executives looked at the maid and Rindou with a unsure look. Rindou who had enough of her bullshit,was about to Tell her to fuck off until the meeting entrance doors opened. "The hell is going on?"

Everyone and the Maid looked at the person who entered and Ran just looked away and whistled, While Mikey and Kakucho Just coughed snapping Rindou out of his trace, "Babe- This isn't what it Looks like-" He was cutt off by you Slapping the Flirty ass maid, Sanzu's loud 'Ooohh Shit' Can be heard,The girl ran off crying.

"remind me not to piss Rindou's girl ever again." Kokonoi said seeing your Face decorated with Veins and a Rare angry expression,as Rindou Just try to calm you down by holding you on his lap.

Sanzu Haruchiyo

We all kno this druggie will Show you off to The Executives, Bragging on how He got the best girl,while the Haitani Brothers Just Snickered at him when you Scold your Boyfriend with an Unbothered Look, Mikey was impressed on how His Number Two got a girlfriend, since He knows Sanzu can get alot of girls with just one smirk but He approved.

"So, L/n-san, I wanna ask on how You met this druggie?" Rindou Suddenly asked as That caught Everyone's attention since They were questioning themselves on how you guys met. "We met a Bar,I was helping my Friend over a break up she had." You said as Sanzu decided to slide in, "Annd~ I approached her and-" "Started flirting. He asked for my number even if I kept saying no." You cutt off your boyfriend,who pouted.

"Well shit,I couldn't know My brother Could be that desperate" Takeomi laughed while The other executives [Minus Mikey who just silently Chuckled] Laughed at Sanzu, "Atleast I got a Girlfriend Before y'all shits Can!" He yelled at His Brother, "Yeah yeah Whatever Mister Druggie." Rindou Snickered.

At his Penthouse,He immediately Just Hugged you, Wanting his Daily Affection after What happend earlier as You just let out a Small smile,of course Sanzu did not miss that. "Babe!! YOU SMILED!! SMILE AGAIN." He yelled as he pulled out his phone,You Smiled again,He took a pic "My Queen so Beautiful now cuddles!" "Alright alright, Cmere-"

And That Photo Became his Home screen,He couldn't delete it even after you said He should Delete it, One time He Left his Phone unlocked and Rindou decided to peak and his eyes widened like Saucers as Ran looked concerned and decided to peak as well. and That how The Haitani Brothers kept on Teasing him for being a simp. He couldn't be more any prouder.

❥ I hope you all love this! Again, I'm sorry if The characters I do is out of character,I couldn't get their Character right But I'll try and make them accurate!!😭🙏, But I do hope you guys like this, Again! You guys can request and I'll try and do them when I can since I'm getting busy since my Mom is here,I hope you all understand 😊💞 and Reblogs are appreciated!! 💞❤️

#haitani rindou imagines #bonten rindou #rindou x y/n #rindou x reader #bonten #bonten trio #sanzu haruchiyo #bonten sanzu #sanzu x reader #sanzu x y/n #ran haitani #bonten ran #ran x reader #ran x y/n

[kalopsiavn]

mc sends a nude to the LI

a moment later

"opps, sorry, wrong person. just ignore that."

NSFW warning

Cain

Leaves you on seen. But he is actually kicking his feet. Then realization hits him. Well...someone is seeing jesus later.

Aiden

"WHAT THE FUCK"

flustered, actually threw his phone away.

Isaiah

Sends a picture of his bulge, like this man decides to open his camera and take a pic of his bulge like no big deal. Ignores the later part, he knows you are joking.

Haruto

"Send it again, I think I saw a shadow outside your window."

That or also sends a nude and proceeds to delete it asap and say "oops wrong person lmao"

Axel

They saw it and ignored the nude entirely. Instead asking questions about who it was meant for then. Is it Haruto? That one tattoo artist?

#yandere #yandere visual novel #yandere boy #💜 kalopsia vn #⚜️ about cain #💎 about aiden #🌹 about isaiah #🫐 about haruto #🌱 about axel

[icouldntfindquiet]

They look like they've been forced to have that photo taken 😂

Right?? 😂 I don’t think any of them have a resting bitch face (except for Bondy sorry 🙈) so they had to put in extra effort to look unhappy. It’s not the first time I’ve seen the expression and it won’t be the last. 😂

Same! If you look at his banner on Patreon, there’s at least 4! And it sounds like all the CATB ones will be posted this month. I’m most excited for Grouse Lodge! I need a HQ pic of this. 😭 My dream is to take an Instax photo of all of them and have them sign it.

Edit: Oops, read that wrong. He said 2019 US tour and Grouse Lodge this month.

#talk

[eadanga]

The Royal Surprise

Liam sits on his private jet heading back to Cordonia after a week long meeting in London. He smiles as he pulls out his phone and looks through the pics of him and his wife Catherine he grins I can’t wait to see her

His phone rings and he sees a video call from her he quickly answers “Catherine my love how are you?”

“I’m fine Liam are you coming home soon?”

“On the jet sweetheart”

“Good someone won’t stop asking about you”

His daughter Alexandra head pops on the screen “Daddy!”

“Hi there my princess”

“I miss you daddy”

“I miss you too tell me how’s my princess’s day”

“Great daddy I played with Uncle Drake while Auntie Hannah took care of mommy”

“Alex shush!”

“Oops sorry mommy”

Liam looks at her concerned “Love what’s wrong?”

“Just been feeling under the weather”

“Why didn’t you tell me love?”

“Cause I didn’t want you to worry and drop everything and come here”

“Love you know your health is important to me”

“I know Liam”

Liam smiles “When I get there I’m taking care of you my love”

“Aww thanks Liam”

“But you have to promise that you’ll see the doctor”

“Oh I’m already gonna see him later”

“Good love you rest up and Alex”

“Yes daddy?”

“Take good care of mommy”

Alex grins “I will daddy she’ll be all better she won’t even need the doctor”

Liam chuckles “She should still see him in case”

“Ok daddy mom you’ll see the doctor right?”

“Yes baby I will”

“Good mommy!”

Liam laughs “Ok I’ll see you two soon

Alex waves “Bye daddy!”

“Bye princess love you so much”

“I love you too Daddy”

“I’ll see you soon Liam”

“Ok my queen love you so much”

“I love you too Liam” Catherine blows a kiss

Liam grins and returns the kiss as he hangs up “My queen is so amazing I really hope she’s alright”

****

When the jet lands Liam hurries and gets into an awaiting car they drive to the palace and Liam quickly gets out the car and heads inside. He walks quickly to his bedroom and hears voices

“Leo you got everything?”

“All right here”

“I can’t wait to tell Liam this but it has to be a surprise”

“You got it my lips are sealed”

“Now help me hide this from him until the right moment”

Liam steps into the room smirking “Well it can be right now”

Catherine jumps and turns to see him “Liam! You’re back oh no did you hear all that?”

Liam chuckles “I did now what surprise you got for me love”

Leo laughs as Catherine sighs “Looks like the cats out the bag and I didn’t let it out might as well tell him”

Catherine pouts “If only there was traffic to delay you”

Liam laughs “Delay the king? Not gonna happen love”

Leo laughs “Well I’ll leave you to it let me tell my cute niece that daddy is back” With a wink Leo walks away

Liam turns to Catherine “Now what’s this surprise love”

Catherine smiles and takes his hand and places it on her stomach

Liam grins “Catherine are you?”

“Yes I am with our second”

Liam stands and wraps her in his arms “I love you so much Cathy”

“I love you too Liam”

He kisses her deeply and kneels down “I can’t wait to meet you little one” He kisses her stomach and stands “This is gonna be amazing I can’t for everything with you”

“Me too Liam”

Tags: @mfackenthal @indiacater @the-soot-sprite @gkittylove99 @iaminlovewithtrr

#choices #choices fanfiction #the royal romance #trr/trh #trr liam #choices trr #trr #king liam #liam x mc

[nancypullen]

A Day Off

Hallelujah! What a perfect day. I worked until six o'clock on Wednesday and practically danced out of the library. I have been rotating between the information desk and the circulation desk and the good citizens of this county have worn me out. The last several days have been a bit wonky. There were ten thousand calls asking if we have free eclipse glasses -we didn't, but could direct you to a place that does and/or provide instructions for making your own viewer out of a cereal box and aluminum foil. There was an event giving away free laptops to qualifying residents that was like the last flight out of Saigon. In the words of an unflappable coworker, "There was chaos in every corner of the building." Don't even get me started about Mercury being in retrograde. Like I said, wonky. Saturday was actually quite nice because it was opening day for Little League and there was a parade down Market Street with plenty of cute kids. When I arrived home on Saturday the Edgewater gang showed up and we celebrated Mr. Pullen's birthday. Jamie and I convinced the fellas to accompany us to a greenhouse to hunt for some plants, a greenhouse that the grandgirl said was "in the middle of nowhere". She wasn't wrong. We came home with lots of lovelies for the gardens, a successful trip! This is my favorite picture snapped over the weekend. Tyler and Jamie in a chess battle on the front porch. Never say it's not exciting around here.

I was back to work on Monday (eclipse day) for three busy days, and now I'm free! We delayed our trip to Lancaster for a day to let the bad weather blow through, so we'll leave in the morning, stay over Friday night, and come home later on Saturday. I'm anticipating some fun. Speaking of fun, here's another photo I loved. I'm pretty sure that I'm allowed to post this because she's masked. No one could ever identify her from this photo (and I've been good for six years). I'll delete if they ask. Anyway, this is our little miss on Monday. Isn't it cute pic?

Fast forward to today and I've shed all of the work nonsense and I'm feeling quite content. I spent the entire morning weeding and preparing flower beds, then planting some of the pretties that I picked up at Ball Greenhouses last week. I know I'm early, but these are hardy girls. If Mother Nature turns fickle I'll just be the crazy lady running around tossing sheets over gardens. Wouldn't be the first time. It's a small price to pay for the happiness of today. Working the dirt and dreaming of the blooms to come was good for my soul. I needed this day. Another little something that has recently delighted me is this stuff.

Because I'm at work for nine hours, I have recently become addicted to sugary, fattening, fancy coffee drinks. I'd zip through Starbucks on my lunch break and pick up an iced caramel macchiato , then I started buying the bottles at the grocery store and filling my big sippy cup (that I normally use for water) in the mornings. I was adding way too many calories to my day. So, I searched for a healthier replacement drink that would still give me the boost - and I found it! I'm not on Atkins or Keto or any of those diets, but I definitely appreciate the low sugar/carb count. This protein shake has the same amount of caffeine as a cup of coffee, with added protein and fiber. It's a win! I can have this for breakfast and feel no guilt. Getcha' some! This post is sort of all over the place, sorry about that. I don't have a lot to say and I didn't sit down with a plan. I just opened my laptop and wanted to say hi. I do miss having more time to spend being silly here. The older I get the less I care about being silly. Look at these cool sunglasses I bought in a little shop in Chestertown. Silly for a woman my age? Yes. Do I care? Absolutely not.

I just notice that my name tag for work is all jacked up by my seatbelt. Hope I straightened that out once I got there, but I don't remember doing it. Oops. Several of you have asked about whether or not I'm enjoying my job. It's complicated. I've mentioned my lovely coworkers, I've mentioned that I'm having fun doing the displays, there are plenty of positives. I'm trying to focus on what I have gained and not what I have lost. I do miss having time for hobbies, doing more than work, eat, sleep, repeat. Of course, as I type this I'm looking ahead to three days off - wonderful! The 16th will mark three months in my position, so I do feel I've given it a fair shake...and I just don't know. I'm really pouring a lot of energy, creativity, and effort into this job and I do feel that it's appreciated. They are very nice to me and pay me adequately. I'm just undecided if it's a fair trade for my freedom. I mostly talk about the fun parts, the nice parts, but there are also the not-so-fun parts. A surprising number of books are returned with bed bugs. We have two large "stink boxes" that are usually full of books returned that reek of everything from cigarette smoke, pot, or just general funk. They sit in there with charcoal rocks until they're bearable. Lots of people are rude, really rude. I got used to that when I was in the airline industry, but it doesn't make it any more pleasant. I could go on, couldn't we all? No job is ever perfect, and in the past I tolerated the unpleasant aspects because I had no choice. I don't have to do that anymore. I've been asked to take on some summer programming work - fun activities with kids, outreach booths at festivals, that sort of thing. I'm looking forward to that, and it's been a while since I've had things to look forward to. Well, that's not true. I've had loads of fun family stuff that happened and even a trip to Ireland in the last year, but as far as having something that gives me a chance to actually use my brain and any meager talents I have - this is the first chance since we left Tennessee. I just wish it wasn't so exhausting. Is that just me being sixty? It's kind of funny that I'm twenty to thirty years older than nearly everyone I work with, but they're all so tired. I don't want to scare them about getting older, but I feel like I should drop hints like, "I hope you like ibuprofen..." or "Enjoy those cute shoes while you can..." Honestly, I work circles around most of them, and I shouldn't. Where is their energy? I have to admit that when I'm shelving, and for some reason all of our shelves have books at floor level (why??), it is not fun getting up and down. I actually love shelving because the more books I touch the more familiar I am with the collection, but that bottom shelf will be the death of me. I snapped this picture last week when I was processing books. Some were going out to other libraries, some had been requested locally and were going on our hold shelf, some were being checked in and returned to our shelves.

That back wall is my work area. To the left you can see some of the 50+ craft bags that I assembled to go home with our little visitors. I love those. They have all of the supplies and instructions needed to complete a small craft. To the right of the craft bags are a couple of shelves of books pulled for mending or labeling. Under the desk are the infamous stink boxes. I wish they'd let me decorate this work room. It needs color and art. It should be pretty. Pretty isn't very important around here. That's definitely something I miss about the south. I put a little bit of the south into one of my small displays. We have a good collection of cookbooks here, so I grabbed a tablecloth and sign from our house, and voila!

This hardly counts as a display - just two pieces of decor and some books, but it's working - people are checking out cookbooks! I swap them out every couple of days to keep it interesting. Here's another little bit of nothing - just pillow stuffing glued to cardstock for clouds, the raindrops are cardstock and string. Rainy Day Reads!

See what I mean? None of it is great (I have no budget!) but it's the fun part. So much of the rest is exhausting. They're advertising for a couple of new positions, so maybe if they find the right people I could work fewer hours. If that were the case I could do this for a long time. I'm already cooking up some fun ideas for May. I have my book lists ready and one display will definitely be "Once Upon a Crime..." complete with crime scene tape and a chalk body outline on the floor (actually white painters tape). I may do a Sci-Fi display with an alien saying, "Take me to your reader." We have a huge biography section though, so I probably should use those instead. I could make a giant name tag, like the ol' "Hello, my name is______" that we've all had to wear at some point. I could put up a sign that says Meet someone new, try a biography and put out a variety of interesting people - founding fathers to modern musicians, CoCo Chanel to Sally Ride. Anywho, just letting those ideas rattle around in my brain. I'll figure it out. Wow, I've rambled far too long and it's all disjointed and kooky. I guess I was overdue for a visit here. I'm happy today because I'm home. I hope that you're happy too, or at least on your way to being happy. I suppose we all have to figure out what that means for us, and where it is for us. I know it's not on that damn bottom shelf at the library.

The mister is turning off lights and heading for bed, so I guess that's my cue. We'll run off to Lancaster in the morning so I'll be back on Sunday to share a bit of that with you. It may be nothing but Amish buggies in the rain, but I have a feeling we'll find some fun. If you've made it all the way to the end of this snoozefest of a post, give yourself a cookie. You deserve it. Consider yourself hugged. Stay tuned for the Griswolds' adventures in Pennsylvania Dutch country! Until then, stay safe, stay well, and know how very much I've missed you. XOXO, Nancy

[knowlesian]

this post made me want to swerve for a second from my current project to talk about two things that ofmd does that drive me wild: first, that they blow past using characters as 1:1 parallels and instead have a stringboard/giant wheel of fortune spinner they use to weave parallels between a bunch of characters over the course of the show. and second: the way the bar scene with stede and izzy telling ed he’s piiiiiiiiiining over his boyfriend draw the three of them into this wild narrative loop that fucking kills me.

when i was writing my bar meta, i kept thinking to myself: it’s fucking wild how i could be writing about izzy, if i strip the details and keep the emotions and motivations. then i kept thinking: well, fuck. it kinda fits for ed, too!

call it the idiot ball of PAIN.

so: when we start out the scene with stede and the guys, izzy and stede sit in firm parallel. stede wants to win the social game; izzy wants ed to stay in the sad world they built together and hurt each other until they die, because he’s been told the only version of love men like him are allowed to have is dealt out first and foremost through pain.

(and so has stede, and so has ed, in their very different ways: just... what do we mean when we say violence, you know?)

and then when the men in the bar first turn on stede, they trade the parallel hats around. like ed with izzy, he realizes: play the game, or they won’t love you. 

izzy then takes on the quiet part loud for the men in the bar: stede fuckin bonnet, if you won’t feed us the man you love to gain our approval for one useless second, we don’t even want you to exist.

(and he shares their quiet part kept quiet: if you tell me i’m wrong and you refuse to back down, i might have to consider everything i built my life and self-concept on was harmful to myself and others. i have made many, many mistakes, and i have a lot to make up for. 

so shut the fuck up or we will SHUT YOU UP. you are RUINING THIS FOR US. 

and then, even quieter: stay here. let’s hurt each other in different ways, in our silence and our violence, all the time forever. this is what it means to love; one above, and one below. the ones god loves most are no longer loved most if there is no one around god loves less than them.

we demand you define yourselves against us and we have the levers of power, this beat in the narrative says. it confesses for these men, for izzy and for everyone out there hurting and upholding the system: the ugly thing we can’t admit is that we only do that because we have no fucking idea who we are, if we aren’t defining ourselves against you.

that’s the part so quiet it’s an earthquake when you realize it, and then say it out loud: motherfucker, i don’t need you to know who i am. but you certainly seem to need me.)

then stede swaps back to joining up with izzy, for his split second of not remembering why none of this matters. izzy holds a picture of a bloodthirsty killer, born of the devil in ed’s face and says this is who you are; stede verbalizes it.

then they split up again, as stede wins and realizes: i fucking hate these people, this doesn’t feel like winning and i am somehow in more pain than i was when i lost.

and that aligns him with ed again, only when he goes home to mary she tries to murder him and sets him on the path to enlightenment, while ed... shoves lucius over the side in his moment to find similar catharsis, oops.

(because let’s be real: lucius would have said something like ‘that sad little man? you’re going to make a lot of major and, sorry to say, DEEPLY stupid life choices because a man who sold you out told you he thinks you’re already making bad choices and he had a hissy fit about it? we don’t take life advice from men who can’t even look at a dick pic without having three major identity crises and coronaries at the same TIME, this one is not something i should explain’ and allowed ed space to process if izzy is actually right about this or not.

and that’s probably part of why ed was like, yeah. can’t be having that! it’s spiral time, baby. where’s my fuckin mascara and kitchen scissors for my bangs.)

then we hop over to the toe scene, where the narrative hat goes flying around at lightning speed once again, only stede is the one just sort of... lingering there, in the subtext, forever.

ed is stede, when they start: he’s been reminded these are the rules of his actual life, according to the world, and he better start trying to win again. but he’s also playing the role of those men in the bar for izzy! because izzy doesn’t want to find out about life outside the cave, he’s comfortable and all his fuckin stuff is here so he’s trying to force ed to keep playing this role for him. 

similarly, izzy is stede in his own head but standing in for the bar assholes from ed’s angle of the storyline; then, once the toe eating hits, things go extra wild.

basically at that point, everybody is wearing the same fucking hat at once, a little bit.

ed is feeding izzy his own violent notions of love, but that means he’s echoing the terms he’s set; that’s what stede does in the bar, when they hand him ‘ed’s bloodthirsty’ and he repeats it back.

there’s this cool handoff here on the violence hat, too; stede and the assholes stay in the realm of verbal and subtext violence, while ed and izzy add physical violence to the mix while maintaining the kinds of violence that runs through the scene at the bar, as well.

and then izzy wins by losing/being penetrated via The Weird Vore which calls back to the duel and keeps up the thread of izzy being the personification of Area Man Fucks Around, Finds Out; if he’d listened to ed and backed off, no duel. if he’d listened to ed and backed off instead of pushing everything to the limit, no toe eating!

there’s SO MUCH MORE HERE but i should like. save it for later.

godDAMN this show.

#my ofmd meta #QUICK AND DIRTY like barely scanned for typos style #and now: i go make mac and cheese and get back to ed n izzy and Does Izzy Know Tho killing people rewatch #gonna find these writers gonna YELL AT THEM

[notasapleasure]

Robin Hood S03E11 (2009)

Another staple of BBC afternoon TV that I barely watched. I doubt I saw this episode and if I did I definitely forgot it.

In which we await Isabella and her goons :) She is the Big Bad, and Joplin's character has no name so I suspect this appearance is brief and backgroundy and one for the completists but I needed some silly medieval nonsense after all the drama of Doctors.

In the meantime there's some powerful homoeroticism going on - Guy and Robin are teaming up to fight said Isabella, but first they have to have a brawl in the woodlitter about how Robin's dad seduced Guy's mum and how they both loved the same woman who Guy killed. My my, that's a lot of history for three seasons!

Ah, this is like....the third from last episode ever so I guess it's going to continue to be 1000% Extra.

Oh hello love!

Ok, he has no name, most of his lines are "Yes Sheriff" and he's largely there so Isabella has someone to monologue off, but otoh 🥵🥵🥵

Oh yes, there's also a soft wee Northern accent, it's rather lovely.

That is a LOOK. For my fellow Lymond fans reading this, yes he is too tall to be Jerott, but also yes, I still have a type. 🥴💀

And he has a little mission on his own now! Probably doomed tbh, given the no-name, one-episode, single-handedly being sent after the heroes kind of deal.

Thinking of @donnaimmaculata​'s tag for the show when Guy gets thrown in a jail cell and....all the inmates just fall on him, grabbing at him. The Guy of Gisborne fetish show indeed. And his brother Archer gets in on the action with some handcuffs and involuntary stripping!

Oop, arriving slightly too late to catch Robin at the Sheriff's table!

Also the Sheriff apparently has a memory like a sieve, but whatever. Look at this:

Pic spam incoming, he is a mere goon but GOD he’s my type of goon

Baby is having a dreadful day at work: one sheriff wants him to take two of these three idiots alive, but another sheriff has a vendetta against the third and just wants to have a good old fashioned hanging so he’d rather kill the lot. Nameless goons don’t get to argue with sheriffs :(

They do get really fricking sweet red-lined swishy cloaks though

Even goons are amazed when one brother betrays another!

Aww, like a very big cat bringing not-quite-dead shrews home to his boss.

Sorry buddy! Sheriff of York overrules your boss.

Cue chaotic failed execution scene and heartwarming reconciliation between Guy and Little John.

Sorry I only noticed the screenshots still had the control bar on when I’d closed the window and going back and getting new screenshots right now feels like excessive self-indulgence. Trust me when I say: big sword.

But he’s never going to get out of this, not with such excellent Villain Sword Handling Technique:

As you’d expect for the villain’s henchman in The Robin Hood Show :’)

Rating:

Dead? Decidedly. The show even showed Isabella being mad about it!

Evil? Now, far be it from me to apply modern concepts of morality to medieval society, life was often cheap and he lived by the sword. He didn’t kill the old man, he tried to bring the outlaws in alive, and the one he was going to kill was a nob. I don’t think he did anything wrong tbh.

Affects the plot? Oh my no.

4/5 my judgement is clouded by studded pleather, chainmail and big sword.

#adventures in joplin sibtain's imdb page #joplin sibtain #bbc robin hood #the enemy of my enemy #nameless goon rights! #someone should really teach henchmen better sword handling