#on novelty

[lazycranberrydoodles]

everybody go home. this is my magnum opus

#HELP THIS IS KILLING ME #the original version of this had hua cheng in a ‘i have a CRAZY wife she hates STUPID PEOPLE and LOVES DOGS and im NOT AFRAID TO USE HER’ #but if hua cheng was at midwestern gas station number 472 in the novelty slogan tshirt aisle #she for sure would get some sort of ‘your wife (woman symbol) vs MY WIFE (wonder woman silhouette)’ #or ‘trophy 🏆🏆 WIFE’ #or possibly a ‘return to wife if lost’ #or ‘i have a SMOKIN HOT wife’ #or ‘im the BOSS til my WIFE gets home’ #or ‘5 things you should know about my WIFE: 1. she is my queen 2. she is a bit crazy 3. she can whoop your ass #4. she says whatever she is thinking 5. mess with her and theyll never find your body’ #or ‘i go to work so my wife can COLLECT SCRAPS’ #or even at worst. ‘ my wife is the PRINCESS the mouse LOST’ #xie lian would be initially embarassed. but you know her ass would be wearing a ‘proud PROPERTY of an AWESOME WIFE’ shirts @ heaven meetings #or ‘i’m not scared of ANYTHING - my WIFE is a CALAMITY’ #which was sold as a metaphor for your wife being mean and powerful. but she wears it straight. #or even ‘im not GAY but my WIFE is’ lmfao #anyway. #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #hualian #hua cheng #xie lian #hualesbians #modern au #tgcf meme #my art #art #tgcf shitpost #lmao #mxtx

[witchrealms]

cat shaped landline phones, 1980s/90s

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#u #web finds #cats #tech #old tech #landline #novelty phone #phones #1980s #1990s #90s #80s

[arttuff]

check out my cool hamster

#dc comics #dc #bart allen #impulse 1995 #dc impulse #impulse #young justice 1998 #he probably got a novelty sized hamster wheel for christmas or something #i know it's soooo enriching for him #my first animation in krita!!!! it's pretty intuitive :) #animation #flashfam #flash family #yj98 #young justice #Young Just Us

[zulic0re]

purses shaped like other objects>>>

#novelty #novelty purse #novelty purses #novelty bag #novelty bags #polly pocket #object #objects #object purse

[petorahs]

"i'll wrap this scarf around you, over and over..."

"...on second thought, could you do the same for me, please?"

#ryomina #ryoji mochizuki #minato arisato #makoto yuki #persona 3 #persona 3 reload #my art #bruh. makoto's ahoge aludes me. its fine the second pic has it thats enough #anyways :D #november ryominas.... or even. wintsr ryomina 🧐 #ryomina where theyre both HAPPY?? amazing. a novelty

[unpretty]

i was trying to find a microwavable ceramic bowl with liquid measures marked on the inside (for ease of microwaving various noodles at work) and the first one i found that came even close to what i wanted was a portion control bowl for calorie restriction

#original #i just want to make a packet of easy mac without having to find a measuring cup #is that so much to ask #how has no one made one of those novelty instant ramen cups but with measuring lines

[rottingraisins]

novelty dicemaker fanart from a bit back,, was listening to polyhedrons from the disco elysium soundtrack and was right back in that chimney w/ her

#one of my fave dialogue trees in the game... i miss u neha #disco elysium #novelty dice maker #art

[tiffanyachings]

it would have been very beautiful. camilla would have had to cook (horrible bone soup)

#HELLO back at it again #tug introduced groundbreaking new findings about soul permeability but my mind bypassed all that in favour of this au #the division of labour is as follows: #dulcie reads the instructions; snacks; and changes the radio station every time she doesn’t like a song #if you complain she will remind you she's literally dying. life is too short and mediocre songs are too long #pal gets stuff from high shelves and battles his constantly fogged up glasses #he tried to help with prep once and promptly got himself banned from using knives for the rest of his life #cam does 98% of the actual cooking #trivia section - #you can tell i am new to this because i arranged them in the wrong speaking order. let’s all practice our right to left reading #cam has a silly novelty apron because a) the idea was unbearably funny to me and b) i need to spread the gospel (aroace cam) #the cookbooks next to dulcie are ‘a few teaspoons of salt’ (by ianthe tridentarius) #and ‘saintly feasts: food for saints and scholars’ which is a real book! though not written by cassiopeia the first #* #dulcie septimus #dulcinea septimus #camilla hect #palamedes sextus #the locked tomb #field sketches #<< i get to have an art tag now!

[disco-dancing-in-the-desert]

#novelty dicemaker #harry du bois #disco elysium #cursed die #cursed dice #neha the novelty dicemaker

[littlefleamart]

(source)

#tie #novelty tie #old tech #old web #under 20 #paid link #c #computing

[knifeforsale]

“DISHONEST FISHERMAN” HIDDEN BLADE | LISTING

#knife #hidden #text #font #fisherman #novelty #red #wood #silver #fish #legal inches #ruler

[zoomar]

The Musical Cushion

The above illustration is sufficient to describe this decidedly clever novelty. This cushion is made so as not to invite suspicion from the most careful observer, the moment a person sits down on the cushion, a series of the most hideous noises imaginable is produced. The effect created with this novelty would be impossible to describe.

#whoopee cushion #trick #novelty #squonk

[vickriarts]

that novelty dicemaker is skilled at her craft

#disco elysium #disco elysium fanart #harry du bois #kim kitsuragi #novelty dicemaker #my art

[goobersplat]

1984 Pink Sanrio Tuxedo Sam Phone

#png #transparent #kidcore #nostalgia #nostalgiacore #toycore #toywave #toys #pink #phone #novelty phone #penguin #tuxedo sam #Sanrio #Japan #kawaii #vintage #1980s #80s #kitsch #novelty

[cemeterything]

shout out to the store in town that was advertising their dragon plushies and figurines as ideal gifts for this valentine's day. only holiday marketing strategy i respect.

#🐉 #there was even a red valentines dragon with heart eyes #didnt buy it because i know the novelty would wear off for me and i have no one to get it for but it was nice to see

[lovertm]

food earrings by chlosoup

#chlosoup #transparent by me #jewelry #earrings #kids cuisine #fruit tray #strawberry cookies #pb&j #nerds rope #apple pie #strawberries #food art #food jewelry #novelty jewelry #novelty earrings #pngs #transparent pngs #fashion #objects