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nayeee27 · an hour ago
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evans
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kyromiel · 5 hours ago
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Me thinking about how joseph does whatever joseph wants and if that includes multiplying genders until nothing exists anymore then the universe will just have to accept it: n_n
Me remembering that the ostentatious mountain of a jooj can't go 6 minutes without testing the boundaries of science and pain tolerance so the bbq will likely end up a charred landscape of wasted meat and soapy eggs: -_-
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heller-stacey-abrams · 5 hours ago
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wait wait, i’m gonna go make red bubble stuff that says “my author Hates me”
(yes i will be buying a cup of this to go with my son hate cup)
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fitsofgloom · 6 hours ago
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Anything you say,
I'm like a hunk of clay
I'm just like putty,
Putty in your hands, uh-huh
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mudwerks · 16 hours ago
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(via That Horse Named Pete ~ Carson Robison and His Pleasant Valley Boys (1950))
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alidromey · 19 hours ago
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Amazing Father's Day Gifts That Speak A Thousand Words
Amazing Father’s Day Gifts That Speak A Thousand Words
Father’s Day is fast approaching. This year why not gift your dad something a little different? Should you be on the lookout for a present that shows how much he means, read on. Here are some thoughtful and unique Father’s Day gifts that speak a thousand words. 1. Kikkerland Oil Jug Tool Kit, €20, www.kikkerlandeu.com Credit: Kikkerland Seriously, what dad wouldn’t love this quirky yet…
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foesad5150 · 20 hours ago
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#fungeyes #womens #bikini #swimsuit *link in bio* our #BotanicalMandala #art #fashion & #novelty #collection is now available in our #etsyshop FOESAD5150 aka #flowersinthegarden on @etsy #cannabis #connoisseur #culture #1620 https://www.instagram.com/p/CO5hVPgrbem/?igshid=rkt9bo4g55bx
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katespadeny · a day ago
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frogs…for spring? groundbreaking.
Artist Attribution:👆by Daan Habets
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katespadeny · a day ago
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Ever kissed a frog before? Artist Attribution: 👆by Daan Habets
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fitsofgloom · 2 days ago
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Can't Take My Eyes Off of You
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tenderconfusion · 2 days ago
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im not gonna do it...
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I’m just thinking about it I’m not gonna do it...
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hotniatheron · 2 days ago
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sometimes i do buy things just bc they make me think BISEXUAL
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bibliostopheles · 2 days ago
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I need to start charging people to say shit about my last name. It wouldn't be steady money but it'd be nice pocket change.
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flashfiretees · 2 days ago
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Star Citizen Grimhex |"Straight OUTTA Grimhex"| Star Citizen Gamers Gift| Unisex by FlashFireTees
18.50 USD
Straight OUTTA Grimhex"/Star Citizen Gamers T-Shirt-Unofficial-Unisex *Made and Shipped From the USA *Our Shirts Are Made to Order *See Size Chart for Size Guide* (In Shirt Images) *Most of our Shirts are (Unisex) unless noted in the description. This tee is made of thicker, heavier cotton, and well made, unlike much cheaper China-made shirts. And is very soft and comfy. And the double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability. This shirt will withstand many washes, and will last for years, and will have little if any graphic fade. • 100% ring spun cotton 4.5 oz • Rolled shoulders better fit • Stylish fitted sleeve • Pre-shrunk Tear away label • It’s made of a heavier cotton • Double-stitched neckline and sleeves • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center *All shirts are Unisex Unless otherwise noted* *See Size Chart for Size Guide* (In Shirt Images) Note: All Shirt Widths measured from under the arms (chest) while laid flat. All Lengths measured from the bottom of the shirt to the highest point of the shoulder. If you're unsure what size to buy, try measuring a similar shirt that you already own, that fits well, and compare those measurements to the size chart. Shipping: * Please allow 2-5 days for printing as each garment is custom printed to maintain high quality. * Your order is delivered by USPS mail. It takes only 3-7 days for delivery depending on the distance. (After printing.) Note: If you are out of the USA this can take longer! * Your garment will be shipped inside thick poly-mailer, ensuring it gets to you safely. * We do not provide free shipping outside of the USA. * If you live outside of the USA You (The Customer) are responsible for any duties or taxes for the item coming into your country according to the laws governing your country or where you live. Please note: During the Holiday season it can take a little longer to make and ship depending on our volume of orders! This is out of our control. Orders are made on a first come first serve basis. Returns: Your satisfaction is very important to us. We are certain you'll love your item. In an unlikely case you're not satisfied, get in touch! We will take care of the exchange or refund. Please give us the opportunity to resolve any problem by contacting us before leaving any negative or neutral feedback. Please note: In the case of an exchange you will have to re-order the item and the old item will be refunded. (Sorry but it’s our system) Please Note: Return Rules! Items MUST BE RETUNED to receive a refund! Refunds will not be issued until the item has been returned and inspected. (Sorry But No Exceptions!) Once we have received the garment in the original condition, we will ship the replacement within 4 to 8 working days. *We do not accept items that have been worn, washed, have a smoke smell, or are covered in hair! *If you purchase an item in the wrong size or color, no problem, contact us to receive instructions prior to returning the item. This works the same as an exchange. You reorder the item and a refund will be issued for the prior item. (Please note: The buyer is responsible for shipping it back to us and will be charged a fee to re-ship a new item) There may be a 10% restocking fee. *We do not accept buyer’s remorse returns.
source https://www.etsy.com/listing/730764658/star-citizen-grimhex-straight-outta?ref=rss
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plumb1tes · 3 days ago
still thinkin about why mondo not only had a pickaxe with the name of his gang on it but also took it with him to hope's peak and put it in the shed
im inclined to believe it’s for show and not like. for violence bc that would definitely kill someone if he swung that thing around in gang fights
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glumshie · 3 days ago
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Cuckoo, cuckoo
Every year, when the cuckoo arrives and starts calling across the land, you realise that there has been a space waiting to be filled by his foolish two-note song. Most years, he arrives in the last week of April and, as the rhyme goes, 'in May he sings all day'. This year, he didn't turn up until the 8th of May, and then just called a few times and retreated into the hills, or moved on to some other place more to his liking.
So the Spring waits, incomplete.
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