More of a silly crack theory than anything
A befuddling moment for me was when Squid Buddy was very adamant about not helping a fellow adventurer out. Perhaps it would've had more logical if Jaheira was not there, but. Jaheira was there, my squiddude.
Maybe Emps still had a hard time believing in the power of friendship???? But uh-
I like to think it was really because the Emperor heard one too many spooky BG2 stories about Minsc during their time in the hive.
don't take this comic seriously, all in light jest
Edit: Aight, my two brain cells are working again and realized I coulda just looked at the BG3 Wiki to sort out what's up with the statue thing, HA. Anyway, I still like the idea Emps somehow figured out statue Minsc was real Minsc before he poofed back to normal and got captured, whether the timeline is accurate enough for that to work is still confusing to me and- I'm not gonna think about it~
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my favorite headcanon: the only season in jack's whole entire career where he isn't 110% focused on getting to and winning the cup is the one leading up to their wedding. bitty and he did plan around the playoffs, and are getting married later in the summer, but still - for the first time ever, some part of jack thinks it won't be so bad if the falcs get eliminated and he has more time to participate in the wedding preparations with bitty.
so of course, that is exactly the season the falcs win the cup again. bitty can't decide if he's more proud/overjoyed or angry about it.
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Actually, no, I disagree. Astarion has his reasons for many things he thinks and disapproves of, but some of them are just ... He doesn't like it when people are nice. He actively likes cruelty. Those are both true.
And yeah, you get why. He's well-written and his motivations are understandable! You can have a lot of very long and sad meta posts about how he thinks cruelty is natural and kindness is fake, but that doesn't remove his joy at cruelty and his distaste for kindness. Those things are still true. He can get better, yes. He does get better if you encourage him to. But he starts out as an absolute jackass.
Stop woobifying him fr. He's a piece of shit, even if he's a well-written one. Just because you understand him doesn't mean he's right or somehow the only sane person in the group. Cruelty is not intelligence, kindness is not a weakness. xoxo <3
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because i'm predictable, what're bobby and chloe up to in the villain au? or how's the dynamic between sam and dogen since he's taken psychoisolation to the extreme?
Bobby's in a pretty similar position to the regular timeline - at least, at first glance. he's overworked and underpaid, constantly crunching to try and keep on top of the ever-growing mountain of paperwork his superiors keep handing down to him.
but i think the trajectory of his character looks pretty different? he never really met Raz at Whispering Rock. he never got humbled by him, never had to suffer the embarrassment of his spot as top dog being yanked away by some new kid... but he also never really got to go through a lot of the character growth from their ensuing rivalry? he's definitely mellower than he was as a kid, but he's got a lot of unresolved issues bubbling under the surface - anger problems, poor self-esteem, a tendency to lash out at authority figures...
he still really believes in the work he's doing, and wants the Psychonauts to be the force for good he knows they can be. but he's carrying a growing burden of stress and exhaustion, stuck in a toxic work environment that's more likely to change him (or just make him snap) than he is to change it.
his only real friend at the Motherlobe is Chloe. Chloe is... well! again, first-glance, not that much has changed. she works the same job in the Motherlobe's engineering and aerospace department, and she still gets to pursue her childhood fascination with space.
but the harsher work culture and the more pragmatic, efficient environment have exacerbated some of her less personable traits. she's blunt, rude, and almost fanatically devoted to her work, to the exception of basically everything else. her workplace safety standards are lax, and her ethics laxer. she'd sell the Psychonauts out for one corn chip if she thought it'd get her better funding for her pet projects
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some teenage oak doodles (they’re 18ish here)
anthony said larks hair covered his eyes and I’m running with it. ohhh boy you will be so emo and broody now.
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goddd talia's letter to bruce (that she never intended to send! that he only got because damian wanted him to know about it so bad, he stole it from her and brought it to him!) in the batman files... i could really just start screaming and never stop
(transcription under cut)
My Beloved,
There is nothing uncomplicated about what you and I have. The goals of my father, and my dedication to him, are a part of my life and always will be. I know that you've ended things between us, but there is not a single part of me that believes you. While you may say that we are over, I know your eyes. Beloved, I know your eyes too well to believe anything you say.
Because of our complications, you and I will always have secrets between us and thoughts that we cannot share. That is the unfortunate nature of our relationships and of our loyalties. But there is one secret that I've kept from you, which I had no right to keep. All I can do is apologize and hope you can understand why I couldn't tell you this sooner. But I am telling you now.
Your son is alive, Beloved. When you and my father were allies--when you were hunting that man Quayin--I had become pregnant. I let my guard down with you, and you did the same. We were acting out an impossible life, and you were even happy when I told you that you were going to be a father. But when you and my father turned against each other, everything ended. Your eyes told me how silly I'd been to imagine our future, and so I told you I'd lost the child.
But he was fine. Your boy grew inside me, a fighter like his father, but without a chance at the life you wanted for him. I knew he needed more than the violent, lonely world of Ra's al Ghul. So I gave your boy--your beautiful little boy--away. He was placed in an orphanage, and as I've learned, has found a home with a young, caring family.
There is not a day that goes by that I don't think about him. I wonder what he looks like. I wonder how his little voice sounds. And every morning, I think about going to him. I think about taking him back, and raising him myself. I don't know how strong I can be, but I am trying to do what is right for him. There may come a morning when I just can't leave him any longer. There may come a morning when I go and take my boy back.
I've spent too much time, and too many tears on this letter, Beloved, because I have no real intention of mailing it. But I am sorry. I am so sorry that I've kept our son from both of us. And I wish I didn't have to keep all of this to myself.
Yours always,
Talia
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