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cloudcountry · 1 year

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♡ AUBURN'S MUTUALS !! (there's more of you than i thought HELP)

@tinyletterz / 🍙 — my friend since forever ago, genuinely one of the kindest people i have ever met. she's so cute and she writes beautifully!!!! i highly HIGHLY recommend her flower language series GFGRGRGRGRFRFR

@identity-theft-101 / 🪓 — bonded over mushroom stayed for the eels tbh!! chaos incarnate BUT he has a cute bird named asa that said she loves me so i'm winning

@names-are-dumb / 🐚 — i'm so glad i got to introduce them to twisted wonderland. i am reliving my own experience through him rn. IM SO GLAD YOU LIKE OCTAVINELLE GRAHHH!!!!! one month later and we're married he's my husband and my angelfish that i write cringe ass sonnets too and i adore him <33 muah muah

@merotwst / 🧶 — LITERALLY SO SWEET OMG. she's so warm and welcoming its no wonder people just gravitate to her :C i adore her tbh she made me feel so welcomed even though i'm still scared of most twst writers LMAO

@shkrmpp / 🦐 — one of my first moots!!! personally i really love their hair dye headcanons GRAH they're so cute BUT!! they also draw C:< AND ITS A CUTE STYLE. plus their blog always looks MUAH

@siren-serenity / 🌙 — YOU'RE EVIL I STILL THINK ABOUT "i need you" WHY DID YOU WRITE THAT /lh no but actually you're so good at writing angst that rips my heart out like. if i want to sob i'm going for your azul angst (ITS A GOOD THING PROMISE)

@siphoklansan / ☔ — BEAUTIFUL ART. STUNNING. i love love love how much detail she puts into her pieces (yes i am thinking abt the floyd piece for the lipstick challenge ITS SO CUTE) AND SHE DREW STUFF BASED ON THE SONG HEART ATTACK AND I THINK ABOUT IT EVERY DAY.

@fukashiin / 💌 — silly little goofy deuce rambles and omg the leech twins. I REREAD THE STARING THINGY SHE WROTE OVER AND OVER AZULLLL AZUL'S PART IS SO %@$!%##@%!$#$%@!$#%@$!#%!@%#$!@#$%

@ryuubff / 🪼 — omg there is literally so much i could say about them. my first obey me mutual. the first person who was alike "omg let's create solomon content together." i love talking to them sm and honestly they deserves the best because they're so kind and creative C: WAHHHH

@hisui-dreamer / 🌟 — SO SWEET. i know i'm saying a lot but i have so many mutuals that made me feel so welcomed and rinna was one of them. every single piece of work you'll find on that blog is brewing with emotions and gentle care I LOVE.,,.., I LOVE!!!!!!

@officialdaydreamer00 / 🌠 — ?!?!?!?! ALSO INCREDIBLY KIND AND SO SO CREATIVE!!!! they draw me things all the time and it literally melts my heart :((( i love lov love talking to them about octavinelle and they're super easy to connect with :(((

@the-v-lociraptor / 💙 — we literally just became moots a little bit ago BUT i find a lot of good fanart through her!! she reblogs a lot of cool stuff :D !!!!!

@ceruleancattail / 🔷 — I FORGOT TOW RITE SMTH HELP EM anyways <33 ceru writes some cute ass shit that makes me kick my feet and squeal (AND ALL THE AZUL CONTENT I HAVENT BINGED YET....UGH IM SO EXCITED)

@i-like-forgs / 💪 — appreciator of sand cats and draws a lot!! the creator of my wedding venue with azul and enabler of so many of my ramble i am clinging to his ankle as he drags me around

@valerie-leech / 💚 — we just started talking but they're part of the auburn azul wedding squad!! :D im excited to interact with them <3

@twst-beam / 🎉 — we also haven't talked a lot yet but i can't wait to get to know her better C: !!

@iseethatimicy / 💎 — a fellow azul kisser!! i finally found another one!! :D has an unholy amount of azul memes i do not know where they come from (probably pinterest) but they are Fascinating

@acornwinter / 💫 — sends random shit in my inbox because they started talking about their dreams once and i decided Yes!! and now they draw my ocs and its super cute and i love their little tiny ppl drawings C:

@totallymem3 / 🥀 — we just started talking but!! very sweet <33 her art style is just MMMMUAH CHEFS KISS!!!!!!!!! i love it. it reminds me of spring.

@z3llous / 🐸 — draws azul SOOOOO good i love lovelovlevoevloev his art!!! its so scrumptious i eat it all up for breakfast lunch dinner ON NOMNOM

@cecilebutcher / 🪩 — has a bunch of really cool ocs!!! igor my belobed /p they have such a creative mind and its a pleasure to listen to them ramble about the characters they created!!! :D

@ang33333333l / 🙏 — another azul kisser!! we haven't talked much but i can tell doll is a very sweet person <33

@axvwriter / 👻 — SHE HAS AZUL'S DORM UNIFORM AND IM SO JEALOUS. LITERALLY SO UNFAIR.

@soru-ya / 🍞 — THEY WROTE AROACE CONTENT FOR ME :((((( CRYING RN they're such a good writer please go check them out PLEASE im begging you

@rains-asleep / 🐝 — ANOTHE RGOOD WRITER WHAWHWAHWHAHWA <33333 we had such a deep conversation about caramel once it was enlightening.

@shinysparklesapphires / 🎀 — floods my inbox with precure stuff and now its next on my watch list. started the laura and azul siblings conspiracy :O !!!!!

@twistedchatterboxed / 🌊 — The jade kisser ever. we have a lot of mutual moots (hehe say that ten times fast) so i'm excited to get to know her better!! :D

@keii01 / 🍡 — she's so sweet i want to put her in my pocket and carry her around everywhere i go!! she draws a lot of cute stuff too (there is no such thing as too many ribbons <3)

@tsun0tar0u / 🐉 — showed me a genshin glitch once and i have never been the same. also i would die for kafka btw. normal about rollo btw. So Normal.

@non-binary-lil-shit / 🍄 — enables my marine bio and mycology rambling!! also i am very concerned for you C:

@queen-shiba / 🦁 — your profile theme is literally so pretty i am eating it right now (IDK I JUST LOVE ORANGE) also the leona blender post made me so confused but also i laughed really hard HELP

@vioisgoinginsane / 💜 — she likes some vampire game i think LMAO but the twst content? YUMMY. a writer once in a blue moon and apparently best known for the BITING ROOK HUNT post. GET IT!!!

@moonlit-midnight / 🌸 — hannah is such a good writer :(( WRITES PLATONIC FICS DID YOU HEAR THAT EVERYONE!!! PLATONIC FICS!!!!!!! they're all so adorable and make me want to curl up under a blanket with a mug of hot chocolate <3

@ryker-writes / 🦚 — asked about to deep sea and LET ME TELL YOU i got so excited about it and im still writing it hehe. ryker writes a lot of familial angst so its that your thing go for it!!

@datboredpencil / 💀♦️ — GORGEUYS ART ABSOLUTELY SCRUMPTIOUS YUMY UMY UM AN ENTIRE BUFFET!!!! theres a lot of idia x cater content too if thats youre thing!!! :D

@twistwonderlanddevotee / 🪷 — we havent talked a lot but im still happy to have you here!! :D

@beeirdos-buzzing-bogaloo / 🐥 — apparently very normal about sebek. the Most normal. we havent talked a lot but hes silly :D

@dove-da-birb / 🪿 — literally so funny. putting you in my pocket right now!! ALSO I LOVE YOUR BRAINROTTING HELP

@loser-jpg / 😬 — YOUR BEWILDERMENT AT MY DASH SPAMMING WAS REALLY FUNNY i hope you get used to it </3

@ashipiko / 🌺 — THE #1 ACE KISSER EVER???? her art is so munchy and yummy i want to eat it :(( HER STYLE IS SO CUTE SRSLY IF YOU HAVENT SEEN HER ART YET PLEASE CHECK IT OUT

@shyhaya / you should pick an emoji!! — wrote the most fantastic delicious delightful heart wrenching thing for azul and tagged ME in it :(((( AAAAAA IM SO SORRY I DIDNT SEE IT SOONER. IF YOU EVER WRITE FOR AZUL AGAIN PLEASE TAG ME I'D LOVE TO SEE IT.

@musicalhistorical / 👹 — omg hi quotev person you've been putting up w my bullshit since forever ITS SO FUNNY TO SEE YOU HERE LMAO

@thehollowwriter / 🎶 — ITS LITERALLY A CRIME I HAVENT FOUND YORU WRITING SOONER??? WHY HAVENT I SEEN IT??? IM GOING TO BINGE YOUR AZUL FICS RIGHT NOW EVERYONE SHUT UP I AM SHAKING YOU AROUND QUINN

♡ AUBURN'S ANONS!!

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rockitmans · 1 year

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Blaine Anderson Vs Valentine's Day

Summary: Blaine drunk posts on his Instagram asking for a date for Valentine's Day. He gets one.

Notes: Written for the @klaineccfanficlibrary Valentine Challenge. I'm gonna write this daily so chapters will probably be short and sweet. Today's song is Lovely Day by Bill Withers.

Warnings: Drunken decision making, unsolicited dick pics

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The Instagram post is obviously a mistake. But in Blaine's defence he was:

very drunk

unwilling to give up a reservation at Di Fara, a booking he'd made nine months previously to guarantee a table for Valentine's Day, and

clearly losing his mind because of very justifiable reasons and therefore found the whole thing hilarious. At the time.

It probably would have been fine except Blaine has, at this point, gathered quite a respectable following with his reels of genre bending interpretations of popular songs. There reaches a point where one becomes an actual Influencer and posting dumb shit on the internet stops being a joke between friends and starts being an example of youth culture going off the rails. Or something. He's not even a youth. He's in his late twenties.

He winces through his hangover as he looks at the post again. He'd gotten Sam, who is an enabler more than anything, to take it. He's shirtless, posing like a total fuck boy with his hair artfully tousled and giving the camera his best sultry expression. An expression that he would never willingly admit to practising in the mirror. It's so cringey he can barely breathe.

Which is nothing compared to the caption.

Wanted: Valentine's Day Date

I have reservations for two at Di Fara, but SEBASTIAN decided he was more interested in fucking some guy from the gym than eating the best Italian food in New York. I thought it was weird that he couldn't even pick me up with all the time he was spending at the gym. Your loss SEBASTIAN, I would hate to waste such an amazing dining experience on a rat face LIAR.

Offering: This hot body. A fully paid meal comprised of aforementioned excellent Italian food. Salvation from a Valentine's Day evening spent Sad and Alone.

Seeking: A man that is not Sebastian.

The comment section is flooded of course. There's well over four hundred, a massive number for him, and probably includes some non followers. If he knew it was this easy to manufacture engagement on his posts, he would have done it a long time ago. A quick skim indicates a range of reactions. From sorrow for his break up with Sebastian - who was once a regular on his feed - to hilarity at the nature of the post, to quite sincere sales pitches as to why they should be the one to get the date.

sebsational94 my name is sebastian but I am not THE sebastian. I would never play you like that boo. can I still qualify? 😇

boooomers Can't believe this is the way we get to see Blaine Anderson shirtless. I am UNWELL

wlfricbea brooo you really be callin out ur man like this omg. rip king seb u will be missed

cherycool When you say you are offering your hot body, what are we talking here? 👀

tinbd @ cherycool Right? Is Blaine Anderson a Slut?

sofee.bailey Alexa, play Lovely Day by Bill Withers. Because it's always a lovely day when people take out the TRASH

musicallymotivatedd … still waiting for this cough syrup cover you keep promising 🙄

Blaine's phone buzzes in his hand and he almost drops it out of pure fear. But it's just a message from Tina laughing at him. And then demanding to know why he didn't just ask her to a fancy dinner. Which is a valid point. Blaine has several single friends he could have a fun evening with. But he was drunk on Peach Schnapps, not making functional decisions. He really is a slutty drunk and he literally never learns.

After a moment to psych himself up, he flips to his DMs, which are much worse. He's not particularly stringent with his privacy settings and his inbox is full of chat requests and a LOT of dick pics. As if he's going to pick a date based on the shape of someone's dick. It's exhausting.

He taps out a message to Tina.

Blaine: I've never seen so many dicks in my life

Queen T: Sorry can't relate

She's useless.

Blaine: This isn't funny. I'm in an ocean of dick

Queen T: A sea of penis. A sea-nis if you will

Blaine: I won't

Queen T: Aw Blainey Days. Are you traumatised? I can come and make you some breakfast

Blaine: Yes please 🥺

Queen T: OMW

#klaine #kurt hummel x blaine anderson #klaine fic #klaine fanfiction #my fic #fic: BA vs Valentine's Day

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mxtxfanatic · 9 months

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Wait, I just abruptly thought about Su She (God forbids but he really just pops out in my mind!). Don't know if there are already people writing meta about this, but why, I think Su She isn't exactly, or simply, being loyal to JGY just because he remembers his name. Imo, a huge part of his loyalty might actually be out of a henchman mentality. I mean, if JGY is not a potential heir of the biggest winner clan from the recent biggest cultivation war, say, if JGY is a mere Qinghenie disciple, would him remembering Su She's name evoke any loyalty to the man? I doubt it will. Not when JGY can't offer any resources or support to the newly built MolingSu Sect.

Fans often put Su She side by side with Wen Zhuliu, thinking his loyalty to JGY is because of the gratitude of being acknowledged, but I think it won't be just as simple as that. In WZL's case if he didn't get taken in by the Wen, then he'd just be another Wwx, his core melting technique would be both feared and coveted. WRuohan didn't merely acknowledge his talent, but also sheltered him from others' malice. I can understand why WZL is immensely grateful to him.

But Su she? Just because of a name? I doubt it. How many people should have remembered Su She's name, even that guest cultivator of Gusulan from the second siege, remembers his name, but so what? They're not the potential heir of the biggest winner clan.

Omg, this ask DISAPPEARED from my inbox a month ago! Uuuuuggggghhhhhhhhh!

Ahem, I think that Su She and Wen Zhuliu are comparable, actually, but what’s missing is the material benefits they gain from being aligned with the people they are loyal to. Yeah, Wen Zhuliu got protection, but he also gained status (being adopted directly into the Wen Clan) and was only under the clan heirs in authority. Without the Wen, I doubt that Wen Zhuliu would have become like Wei Wuxian, because what made Wei Wuxian hated was that he was powerful and morally upright. With how he had no issues supporting and defending the Wen during their oppression of the other sects, without them in the picture, I can see Wen Zhuliu simply taking up with another powerful clan and finding himself in the exact same situation that he did under the Wen.

Su She didn’t just care about Jin Guangyao because the latter remembered his name; Jin Guangyao directly funded the MolingSu Clan. Even though MolingSu was founded before Jin Guangyao became the Jin Clan leader, without Jin Guangyao’s direct sponsorship, Su She would have had and been nothing. His clan might not have even lasted until the present-day timeline, but association with the Jin gave them the legitimacy needed to survive despite Lan disapproval and ridicule from the rest of the cultivation world for their lack of skill and overt stealing of another clan’s techniques.

So you’re right: it’s not as simple as just dogged gratitude. Now, I do think both characters were stubbornly loyal to a fault, but there were more cards at play as to why they were so loyal that wasn’t just “someone paid attention to me!” I think Wen Zhuliu’s probably comes from filial piety to his new clan, but Su She’s probably came from him thinking that Jin Guangyao sponsored him because he “believed in his talents” or some sappy shit.

#mdzs asks #fengshenjunlang #I’m so angry i was supposed to answer this weeks ago!#and the moment i went to look for it it was GONE!#this is the first time tumblr has ever returned a disappeared ask tho #weird

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surrealsunday · 1 year

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Jaime its your annoying Crazy Theory Anon! HI!

I just wanted you to know that after a year of craziness (my sick cats health went even more downhill after we found out she had cancer, I had a bad episode with my mental health, and I had to uproot my whole life to move across my state about two months ago), I FINALLY have the time and mental energy to start watching Not Me and I already can't wait to gush about it in your inbox. I'm pretty excited for this one so, expect a long review soon lol!

I just wanted to come say hi! and I hope life is treating you well! :)

Omg hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, my friend!!!! It’s so good to hear from you! I am truly so sorry to hear about your cat. I lost one of mine last year and it was just unbelievably hard, so I completely understand how you feel. It truly sounds like you’ve had a lot going on, so I hope you are taking care of yourself and I’m glad you’ve been able to settle a bit.

And yes omgggggg Not Me!!! I can’t wait for your thoughts. I love it a lot. It’s not perfect of course but there is so much that is so brilliant. And Gun (White/ Black) is so unbelievably good. I hope you enjoy!!!

I’m sending you all the love and hugs! 🩷🩷🩷🩷

#crazy theory anon

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lululawrence · 2 years

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Pleasant Coleslaw my love! So, I got a huge crush on a co-worker rn and it started in February and really took off this month for some reason! I'm gay, he's bisexual but the problem is he's got a girlfriend. I recently got gutsy and asked him out (non date) for a sushi dinner and omg it was the best time! We went through several conversation topics and the more we talked, the more I found we had in common! (Continuing this in next ask!)

Continued from Crush Ask! We found we had alot in common, even bedroom preferences/experience (minus having girlfriends/sleeping with women, for me); He got so comfortable with telling me personal stuff, stuff/experiences that he'd only tell those closest! After the non date, I was just the happiest I've ever been, I couldn't stop smiling! (To be continued once more!)

The dynamic of the relationship has begun to evolve a bit with flirty jokes, he's begun saving every conversation we have on snapchat, and at work he's begun hanging around my spot which is nice. As of a few days ago we've made plans to go out again and see Lightyear on Friday! I'm so excited! It feels like something is coming together, I'll update you with whatever else happens! Signed, The Slow Burn Crush Anon

Also! There's been quite a bit of serendipitous that have happened since the whole Crush thing has taken off, but the biggest thing was finding out that his middle name is my name! (He also has Green Eyes, I have Blue eyes! Eek!). Signed the Slow Burn Crush Anon

What I love about my crush is he's compassionate and warm, he has a sense of humor for days, he's a great listener, he's full of pride and doesn't care who knows (and Boy, He's LOUD!), he's not afraid to show you who he is. He's just honestly the friend everyone should have. Everything I want in a Partner. Signed the Slow Burn Crush Anon

okay well I'M SORRY i didn't see these before when i answered your last message you sent lollllll i went ahead and included it here because it belongs with this string of messages hahaha it was so weird though, my inbox was only showing two new asks and then when i answered yours it was like it suddenly caught up and all of these came in!

ANYWAY lololol pleasant coleslaw, and all the gay potatoes to you, my friend! how fun! i hope you enjoy yourself, but please also be careful. as you said earlier, he has a girlfriend, and i'm a huge advocate against cheating in all forms, emotional included. be sure that while it's evolving and you're having fun, that you're being extra careful to keep things platonic with a clear line of what you will and won't allow to happen unless he's romantically available.

the movie and this new friendship sounds like so much fun, and a good friendship is always the best basis for a relationship, imo! my husband and i were friends for years before we ever dated, and i was the one who was relentlessly single as he went from girlfriend to girlfriend hahaha so i get it. i defo get it. it's hard. but!!! if he's someone that's worth the wait, he'll prove it to you in time.

sorry, that's all i wanted to say. just be careful, keep those lines clear and clean, and have the most fun! what a ride hahaha

#slow burn crush anon #asks #anonymous #potatoslaw

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saintobio · 3 years

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i´ve been waiting for so long to leave an ask here :d. i really love sn and its one of my favorites series rn, i really adore how you put the characters and the amount of detail and work that you put in it is the best and makes me think that this would look in the big screen or something like that cuz ive never seen a plot so messy (in a good way haha i really love the twists and development to every single character including the ones that dont play a huge role into the novel) hope i can read++

++ more of it and see what is gonna be at the end !! <33 im glad i found this work ( ill tell u my final thoughts at the end of the series or at least at the end of the 1st season haha)

@japanesevenom said

saint holy shit it’s been a while since I’ve caught your inbox after reading a chapter and I’ve got to say…. I’m speechless I having nothing to give apart from tears and the broken pieces of my heart god damn I mean we knew it all from the start but I’m still really hurt by the revelation honestly you’re going to give me a heart condition it’s not healthy for my heart to hurt this much I feel like It’s caged in metal im crying

But oh my god I love sad desperate satoru it’s truly questionable how much I reread his reaction to the divorce announcement and now to this something about men when they’re begging for forgiveness and professing their love that hits different well I love u

Damn… at least we had lots of fluff on his birthday now we got to figure out custody of the baby my god

Anonymous said

This isn’t really an ask but thank you so much for writing Sincerely Not, I never knew a post that I happened to fall upon at 3 am one morning would take over about 4 months of my life. It’s crazy that it’s coming to an end and I’m excited to see what you have in store for us readers !! Take care 💛💛💛

Anonymous said

im nervous for sn2 omg >///< also tmi was listening to this song "i love you so - the walters" and reminded me of sn ❤️ thank you sm for the great series saint!!! i hope ur getting enough rest stay safe 💟

Anonymous said

i haven’t been able to interact or read the latest chapters because of uni but just wanted to check in! hope you’re doing good and that your days are well Saint!

-🦢

@natsukashii-ai said

Yayy!! finally! i just wanted to addressed your AMAZING work for “sincerely not” wow such a treat 💖 keep the good work sweetie ✌🏻

Anonymous said

i havent written an ask in so so so so long because i know you have a lot on your plate and didnt wanna add to it but i just want you to know that your works are absolutely amazing, ik you hear it from many people already but i just wanna say i appreciate you a whole lot. you stories are fucking amazing i dont know how many times I've reread all of them already. sincerely not keeps me going lately its something that i look forward to every week something that makes me wanna get up everyday 😭😭 i love u and ur works so much words arent enough!!

@sin-with-quiche said

I just want to say I'm a huge fan of this story. I love everything you put into it. The thought, the dedication, the love. I'm sure us readers can feel all of it. I recommended this to my friend, and she absolutely loves it too. We fangirl & discuss about the story! I swear to God, you have first class material to make this into an excellent drama! Do take care of yourself, and don't mind the negative remarks. I love you & your work so much!!! <3(btw I sent another ask long ago, hope u read it!)

THANK YOUUUU SO MUCH 😭😭😭 sn1 is ending soon and i’m really grateful for the love u guys have given this series <33 i appreciate the feedback and support !!

#saintobio.asks #series: sincerely not

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mjxmoon · 3 years

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a message from moon

i hit 100 followers on here a little bit ago and want to say thank you, so thank you very much, but also goodbye.

warning: this is unnecessarily long because i like to ramble so feel free to read the last few paragraphs more specifically the one labeled important lol

i’m going to be a senior in high school which means college applications are about to whoop my ass so i wasn’t planning on being as active anyway but a lot of stuff has changed for me regarding the contents of this blog and i feel like i owe y’all an explanation.

i’m not really a fan of dream anymore. honestly i stopped watching his content about a month after i created this blog. i didn’t hate him or anything just got wrapped up in other interests. oddly enough i still enjoyed writing about him and other members of the dream team so i continued doing it. plus so many of you sent in requests and i was so excited that my work was being appreciated that i happily continued writing.

but now i think i’m at a point where it feels weird writing stuff about a person who i…not dislike butttt am no longer pleased with? it’s hard to explain. but in short i’ve kinda just lost interest and have found myself viewing the dream smp/team etc. in a whole new light.

i hope this doesn’t feel like i’ve been lying to you all. i genuinely enjoyed writing and posting what i did and don’t regret anything at all. i have zero bad blood with the mcyt fan community, i just want to move on.

i know i was pretty inactive compared to other blogs and most of you are probably like ‘oh shit she still posts?’ but i actually did have a lot of fun on here even if i was just sharing my work inconsistently with a small number of people.

when i created this account back in february i felt proud to be known by a lot of you as one of the first writers posting mcyt content catered to Black people. i do a lot of work with Black representation in my local community so getting to do it online even for a couple of months felt good.

i have no intention of deleting this blog. i’ll keep everything up for now unless i decide otherwise in the late future. and i still have some unfinished things that i might finish and post but maybe i’ll share what’s in my inbox as prompts for all of you because there are some good ones in there that i never got around to (sorry!!). but seriously if any of y’all ever make some black reader content mcyt related or not: tag me i would love to check it out!!!!

(important) i know i said “goodbye” but it’s really more of a goodbye to the mcyt content. i’ll definitely continue to post random shit on here and maybe i’ll even start writing for my other interests. but since a lot of you followed for the mcyt content feel free to unfollow no hard feelings i understand.

so thank you everyone!!!! thank you to my beautiful anons y’all truly were the highlight of my mcyt era and thank you to everyone who liked, reblogged, followed etc. i love you dearly. also im always online and do truly love making new friends so hit me up :D

- moon

omg why did i write so much swear no ones gonna see this LMAOOO this was more for me anyway, like a breakup letter for myself or something else stupid also i created a new blog so if y’all want that let me know and i’ll dm it to you ok im done

#this is needlessly dramatic #I don’t know how to tag this #moons thoughts #fuck bitches get money sleep repeat

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ajokeformur-ray · 5 years

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Arthur Fleck is like super super handsome so I really need a rough, spicy and sweet smut. Reader walks around the house in a long shirt and panties cus it's super comfortable and Arthur keeps imagining this possibly uh ahem touching himself, but yeah smut it's hot and reader is preferably chubby

OMG I do this all the time in the summer so this is a mood. This one is a female reader smut piece but I do have some male!reader x Arthur smut in my inbox too, so keep an eye out for that. I’ll also do some gender neutral smut for our boi too, so there’s hopefully something for everyone.

NSFW. Hidden from those in Safe Mode. Don’t read unless you’re over 18.

Features: protected sex, oral sex (female reader receiving), lots of fluff, aftercare. Some angst sorry I can’t help myself lmao I love angst/smut/fluff all put together.

Contains swearing and mentions of smoking.

This literally took me three hours to write. I started at 7 AM this morning after that smutty dream and now it’s 10:06 AM and I’ve just stopped so please let me know what you think!

Word count: 3, 608 (my longest one yet)

Oh, help you, it was so hot.

The air conditioning in the apartment building hadn’t worked for more than a decade, and those who were responsible for maintaining the building hadn’t so much as glanced at it for just as long. Why would they care? They had new cars every six months and didn’t even live in the fucking city in the first place. The stench of rubbish that littered the overcrowded streets filtered in through the dirty windows of the apartment you shared with Arthur; you had moved in with him some months ago when you realised that your two incomes could be better used split between just one home. Yours. With any luck, you would get out of Gotham quicker that way, with both of you sharing the bills (though you always paid a larger portion without saying anything to Arthur; you both knew you did it, but out of embarrassment did he stay silent. He paid you back in other ways, anyway) and doing half of everything else together.

With no air conditioning and no breeze to aid you in any way, you had had to resort to desperate measures. With an equally suffering Arthur already at work, you had stayed home in one of his long sleeved t-shirts. It came down to your mid-thigh and just covered your bum. You wore underwear, too, and that was it. Nothing else. You were still too hot, but with the windows open you didn’t want to inadvertently flash any pedestrian who happened to glance upwards as they walked past the neglected apartment building. You would have to deal with it the best you could. Thoughts of Arthur always made you feel warm from the inside, so with him in your head it wasn’t too hard to grin and bear even the worst of circumstances.

All day did you stay home, letting your body run on auto pilot while you cleaned the apartment. You hadn’t needed to clean the apartment, you and Arthur did incredibly well keeping it clean given your economical situations, but you also needed something to do; anything to distract you from the way that Arthur’s shirt, baggy on you, was clinging to your damp skin. While you worked, not moving so fast that you made yourself even hotter, you found yourself thinking of Arthur. His intense green eyes hidden underneath those thick, dark eyebrows. The way his eyes glittered with innocent mischief when he told you his newest jokes. The way his hands dangled a cigarette elegantly between them. The way he looked when he danced; his lithe form easily moving to a beat that only he could hear. The way he danced with you with no music playing. The way he kissed you the way a drowning person would hold onto their last breath; desperately and with a sense of urgency which only increased. The way he used his entire hand to trace parts of your body, his fingers gripping at your thighs…

You spent the entire day growing increasingly hot and bothered, flustered by all the memories of things that Arthur had done to you, and even things that you had done together. You so loved loving him. You loved the way he moaned, the way he gasped, the way he murmured his love for you against your skin like a prayer. You loved the way he shifted closer to you in his sleep; even if you went to sleep on separate sides of the bed, you would wake up and he would be clinging to you like a koala; his legs wrapped around you and his nose breathing you in. Arthur loved with his whole being, and you wanted to protect him, love him and keep him safe for the rest of your lives together.

So lost were you in your arousal, which stayed pooled in your panties because despite being an adult, you had no real idea about how to adequately take care of yourself when tensions within you grew high, that you didn’t notice Arthur come home. You didn’t notice the way he dropped his bag in shock at the sight of you laying on the sofa, one leg dangling off the side, the other crooked at an angle and resting against the back of the sofa. Your hair dropped over the edge of the sofa, too, such was the angle of your head… your legs were parted, your eyes were closed and all Arthur could think about was fucking you into the worn springs of that old sofa.

His throat was as dry as the day outside, and he couldn’t help the way he just had to palm himself through his trousers. His resounding guttural groan wrenched you out of your thoughts, and you shot upright, standing up so fast you felt dizzy.

“A-Arthur! Hi!” You walked to his still frozen form to give him a hug, and he melted into your touch, his hands staying high on your back. He kept his hips away from you. It wasn’t your fault that he was aroused, and he wouldn’t force you into anything. Really, the issue wasn’t that he didn’t want to touch you, but rather he inherently felt that he shouldn’t. He didn’t deserve such a gorgeous woman to be waiting for him at home, he didn’t deserve to be able to show you how much he loved you.

Now that he was home with you did you become aware of just how aroused you truly were. You could feel it sticking to your inner thighs and you knew if you didn’t do something soon, you would spend the rest of the afternoon suffering. Would Arthur want to? Truly, he was keeping his eyes firmly planted on your face, his hands high on your body and he kept his lower half angled away from you. If you didn’t know any better, you would think that he just wasn’t sexually attracted to you. But you did know better. You felt the way his fingers were tightly gripping you as he kept himself in place, kept himself from touching you. You could see the dilation of his pupils, blown wide. You could see Arthur just as you always had, and you couldn’t help the smirk that formed on your face as you moved to nibble upon his neck.

“How was your day, honey?”

Despite the innocence of your words, what you were doing to the column of his neck with your lips and tongue was positively sinful and Arthur found himself having to make a concerted effort to keep himself still.

“I-it was g-good, it was, uhh, so good,” His words faded into a moan as he tipped his head back, allowing you full access to his throat. His Adam’s apple was exposed and you kissed it, sucking gently as your hand came up to thread your fingers through his dark hair, tugging gently at the tangled strands. Arthur whimpered as his hands slid down your body to grip your hips. “Y-Y/N, p-please - “

“It’s okay,” You smiled as you let him go, pressing your lips against his. You kissed him sweetly, letting him feel how much you loved him. You tilted your head to deepen the kiss, and Arthur copied you. He was a fast learner, and what he lacked in experience he more than made up for in how passionate his every encounter with you was. “You can touch me. I want you to.”

“No,” Arthur’s voice was so soft you had to strain your ears above the pounding of your heart just to hear him, “If I start I don’t know i-if I’ll be able to - “

“Then don’t,” You cupped his face in your hands and looked him full in the face. You made no attempt to hide anything; your lust, your love, your adoration, your trust and your want. You showed him everything. Eye contact was so important to Arthur because he could read you like a book, and he liked to see you. So many people saw through you, but Arthur could almost gaze into your soul when he looked at you, and you treasured him above all else for it. “Don’t think about it. Don’t worry about anything. Just feel.” To emphasis your point, one of your hands slid down his back to cup his bum, and you squeezed, pushing yourself into him at the same time.

Arthur groaned, as did you, and his head dropped forward to rest in the space between your neck and shoulder. His lips moved to explore your neck, a shaking hand moving the collar of his shirt out of his way so he could better reach the exposed flesh. You shivered, but not because you were cold. No, your every nerve was on fire, and Arthur’s touch left goosebumps in his wake as you desperately sought more contact.

You pulled Arthur’s head up from your neck and pressed your lips to his, kissing him with as much desire as you felt swirling through your heated veins, your blood singing as it pulsed through your body. You walked backwards with him, relying solely on muscle memory to safely get you to the sofa, and you fell backwards, taking Arthur with you. He landed on you easily but you barely felt it; too lost in your arousal to notice the way his sharp pelvic bones were digging into you, the way his elbows were digging into your ribs. You parted your legs and immediately did Arthur make himself at home, a delicious blush on his face. His hair was hanging about his face, some curls sticking to his forehead. It was hot outside. It was one of the hottest days on record and you weren’t helping yourselves, but you didn’t care. You wanted each other, and you wanted it now.

You cupped his face in your hands once more, using your fingers to brush his hair away where it clung to him. Arthur leaned into your touch, looking at you like you were an actual angel. He looked at you the way you felt when you had that first cup of coffee in the morning, and it was enough to bring tears to your eyes.

“I love you so fucking much.” You whispered, your voice hushed with awe at the celestial being hovering above you.

It only served to deepen Arthur’s blush and he leant down to kiss you sweetly. “I love you too. You have no idea how much.”

Your lips twitched mischievously and Arthur’s eyes followed the movement. “Show me, then.”

Immediately did his eyes darken and you shivered once more, suddenly aware again of the fact that something was changing in him. You couldn’t deny that you liked the change that you glimpsed in him sometimes, though. He was confident in those moments and aware of what he did to you with a mere look. It was maddening and sometimes did you wish to tap into that new part of him, to see it in all its glory. You had no way of knowing that you wouldn’t have to wait too long at all… all it would take was one bad day for your sweet Arthur to snap and succumb to all that he had spent his life fighting against. You would stay, though, no matter what - you felt an inexplicable connection to Arthur Fleck and all that he was. You had sworn yourself to him. You couldn’t have known how much this promise would be tested and run through the mill just as much as Arthur had, in the future.

“You might regret saying that.” His voice was soft but raspy now.

You shrugged, still smirking. “Is that a promise?” It was a challenge and you both knew it. If anything, it only fuelled the rising flames within your bodies; the room temperature was now as hot as you were both feeling, and it would only be relieved by each other; acting on your lust and love, desire and passions would douse the tensions that were coiled within yourselves.

Arthur dipped his head down towards you once more, lavishing kisses upon your neck. “Off.” He tugged at the shirt you were wearing with a short, sharp tug and you arched your back on purpose, pressing yourself against him as you shed yourself of his shirt.

You felt a single second of insecurity - you had never been fully confident with your soft curves - and Arthur saw it. He had kept his eyes on yours this entire time, and he saw it all.

“Don’t do that, sweetheart. You’re beautiful.” Arthur shuffled down your body to press kisses all over your stomach. He traced your stretch marks with a single finger and you put your hands over your face to hide the tears. How was this man real? He was the personification of all that was pure and good in this world, and you loved him so much it felt like your heart would burst.

A hand tugged at your wrist and you pulled your hands away from your face. It was a silent, gentle admonishment and you wisely took it for what it was. Arthur was quite sensitive on your behalf and the last time you had ranted to him about the way you felt about your body, he had grown angry on your behalf and had spent the rest of the night showing you how much he loved you; holding you so gently that it had made you cry. Arthur smiled as your eyes were revealed to him, and he saw the tears. He let your wrist go once you lowered your hands. He saw your embarrassment but he also saw your trust, and his smile for once met his eyes as he ducked his head back down to carry on with his actions.

That same finger which had traced your stretch marks reverently was now hooking into the waistband of your panties, which he slid slowly down your legs. You hissed as you were exposed fully to the room - Arthur was fully dressed still and it was unfair - and helped him to shed your underwear from you. They landed somewhere on the floor but neither of you cared where. You had no doubt that you would find them tomorrow in an obscure place, somehow still standing on shaky legs.

You thought you heard Arthur murmur something that sounded like, “I’m so hungry” before he ducked his head down between your legs. His nose was buried against your folds as he lapped at you, his thumb rubbing circles on your clit. He really went to town on you, and you couldn’t help your hand sliding down your body, your fingers grabbing a handful of his curly hair, your body writhing against him. You made some noises but you weren’t entirely sure, so lost in the feeling of what he was doing to you. Arthur moaned against you. If there was one thing you hadn’t expected from Arthur, it was that he derived just as much pleasure from going down on you, if not more, than you did. He truly enjoyed the feeling of his tongue inside you, of the taste of you. It was enough to drive him crazy in the best way. He would never get enough of you.

You felt that coil of tension in your stomach wind even tighter, and hurriedly did you use your grip on Arthur’s hair to pull him up to face you, his lips and chin glistening with your juices. "Please fuck me. Please.” You sat up to kiss him, tasting yourself on him. It only made you feel even more turned on than you already were. This was the most delicious torture you could think of, pulling him up to sitting with you as you desperately tried to undress him, your hands pawing at his clothes. Arthur huffed a laugh as he stood, undressing quicker than you had ever see him do before; your caring hands steadied him when he almost fell when removing his underwear, doing a funny one legged dance which could have caused him to hit his head on the living room table. Nothing would ruin the mood quite like a concussion.

Arthur laughed again, the sound quick and joyful as he swiftly rolled a condom onto his length and came back down onto the sofa, your legs parting without you even thinking about it. You could feel him lying hot and hard against your inner thigh. Both of you were panting, both of you were sweating both from how hot it was but also from your love, and you took a moment to just look at Arthur. His dark curls, his green eyes… that smile which was currently in the corner of his mouth. His eyebrows seemed to soften as he looked at you, and his eyes were roaming all over your face as he, too, took a moment to just look. You were so in love with each other that it hurt sometimes. But not in a bad way; you knew how lucky you were to be able to feel such a love, never mind actually receiving it in return. If you were less of a cynic, you would even call yourselves soulmates.

“I love you.”

Arthur shifted so that he was pressing against you. He sunk into you so easily, so wet were you, and you groaned together; you kept your eyes on Arthur. He kept looking at you, using his flattened palms to trace your body as he moved within you slowly, galaxies in his eyes and all the love in the world on his face.

“I love you so much,” He panted, leaning down to press kisses to your face, your neck, your chest… anywhere and everywhere did he rain attention down on you.

You hooked your legs around his hips, wanting to drive him even deeper into you, and you played with the curls at the nape of his neck, kissing his neck and shoulders. Sometimes would you gently bite, wanting a taste of that darker part of him that you saw sometimes, and you would soothe the area with your tongue. You found a rhythm that worked for you both pretty easily; you were Arthur’s whole experience and he was a fast learner. He knew your body better than you did, and often just as something occurred to you, would he already be doing it. You were perfect together and unstoppable as a result.

The music that resided within both of your souls quickly reached its crescendo, and with a shuddering moan did the coil within you snap. The feeling of your tight walls clenching around Arthur as you came drove him to his climax, too, and it was with heavy breathing and a feeling of dizziness that you rode out your highs. Arthur pulled out of you slowly and pressed a tender kiss to your forehead, his heart and eyes full of soft love. He stood carefully, and went quickly to the bathroom, grabbing some flannels to clean you up with.

“Are you okay? Did I hurt you?”

You smiled. You took one of the flannels from him and washed him over. He had already taken care of the condom, so it was easy for you to look after him as he stood naked before you. He wasn’t just physically naked, but also mentally, too, and it was this vulnerability that you were most interested in protecting. A fragile soul was he.

“No. You were perfect. Are you okay?”

Arthur nodded. “More than.” He smiled a real, genuine smile that spread across his face, taking years of hardship off his face. Your breath caught in your throat and you took the flannel from him, kissing the palm of his hand as you walked to the kitchen to dispose of the evidence of your coupling.

When all was cleaned and you were feeling a little less… ravenous, did you redress and make something light to eat; you had no appetite when it was hot outside, but it was important to refuel your bodies. Arthur smoked, you both ate, and together did you talk the remainder of the evening away, safe in the knowledge that to love and to be loved was one of the greatest treasures on this earth. How lucky you were to find each other.

You made a mental note to wear his shirts more often - if that was his reaction, then it was something you would do every day. You hoped that never would he tire of you, of your body, of what you had together. That darkness in him that was quickly rising could only come to the forefront of his mind one day, and you could only hope that he would still long for you in those unknown future days as he had since the day you had first met when it had been pouring down with rain and you were lost with no idea of where to go to find shelter. He had helped you then, and in return you had been the only light in his dark, cold world. He was your entire world and you would spend the rest of your life proving it to him, over and again, never faltering and never allowing him to doubt how very special he was to you.

To say that you and Arthur Fleck were in love was an understatement. It didn’t matter, though. As long as you both knew the other’s soul was tied to yours, the rest of the world ceased to matter.

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fallenrepublick · 4 years

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OMG okay, I just made this account so I could follow you, like I've been reading all your stuff from a while now, but always from the browser, not the app because I was honestly too lazy to download it... Lol Anyways, your writing is just PERFECTION. 💖 If you are taking requests I would love to see what if Maul just found out he had a kid with you when he always thought you died over a year ago? And now he suddenly reunites with you to find out not only that you're alive, but had a baby. Thx💖

Oh my god?? Thank you so much?? That’s so nice of you goddamn???

Warnings: It’s sorta angsty! Woah shocker amiright... OH and I KNOW that some of you are gonna be on my ass about this but I’m only gonna say this once. I KNOW THAT FEMALE ZABRAKS DON’T HAVE HORNS. I KNOW, OKAY?? I JUST DON’T CARE. Plus, we. have. never. seen. a. hybrid. zabrak. The genes could get fucked if it’s a hybrid, okay WE DON’T KNOW SO I DON’T WANT TO SEE ANY OF YOU LORE DETECTIVES IN MY INBOX GOING “uH aCTuALLy” BECAUSE I DON’T CARE

You. You. You. That was all Maul ever thought about these days. His failure.

Granted, he had certainly failed in many instances before, but never like this. He had conquered this gods-forsaken planet for you. You. And then what? A nameless, faceless assassin dares to come take you from him? And the worst pain of all was that he wasn’t there. He wasn’t with you and you paid the price for it.

Knowing that one should let go of such a thing was much easier said than done, and though the loss had taken place over a year prior, it had no less devastating consequences on Maul’s psyche. People often said that one doesn’t know how much they have until they’ve lost everything, as if losing everything were some sort of punishment for an ungrateful mindset. Never had he been ungrateful for you. For other things, perhaps. But not you. And still, you were gone regardless.

The halls always felt empty, even when they were full, and the city lights seemed dimmer, even if they shone just as brightly as the day before. He rarely went out, and when he did, he kept to himself as always, finished his work, and went on his way. That was just the way it was. Before, you might have tugged at his arm, leading him through the streets, stopping and peering into windows, the warm light from inside reflecting off of your bright eyes. You might have stopped to listen to the lively melodies that sometimes played in the square or leaned over to look into the rippling fountain that stood in the middle still. Perhaps you would stop in the middle of the walk to close your eyes and feel the breeze on your face, the wind brushing your hair behind you, and a content smile resting on your lips. Not on this day, though.

No. This day, he was alone, as he had been for the past 365 days, and that meant his dark hood was pulled over his head, blocking out any light from touching his features. A shadow.

As he travelled, he ignored the commotion around him, the lives and existences of others completely meaningless to him in all respects, the less time he was forced to be among them the better. Though, he couldn’t help but imagine you there, smiling at him, laughing. He had to close his eyes and force his emotions back down when he felt tears threatening to fall.

But the moment of peace didn’t last. Without warning, he felt a pain in his chest, a tightening and almost stabbing sensation that sent him gasping and almost toppling over. Baring his teeth and holding his hand to his hearts, he stopped in his tracks, attempting to will the pain to cease, or at least identify any cause. Never had he sensed anything like this, but the ache was too prominent and forceful to ignore. He had to know.

Tenderly straightening himself back up, he studied the crowd, scanning faces, watching the tops of buildings. Something familiar. Far in the back. And with that, the pain subsided, at least temporarily.

If only for a moment he saw it, it was enough for him to go barreling through the crowd, pushing through bodies and dodging arms, damning his heavy mechanical legs for not being faster. His target had moved down an alley, behind the distant buildings, and he wondered for a moment if he had hallucinated it, an occurrence that wasn’t particularly rare these days.

But the desperate hope that it wasn’t his imagination drove him to follow still, his struggle across the obstacles acting as a sign from fate perhaps that he should stay away. He had never really paid much mind to fate anyways.

You. He stopped in his tracks, chest heaving from the rush of trying to catch up. You lowered the hood of your cloak, turning your head in his direction, eyes wide and curious. You were wearing the same thing as the last time he saw you, but you carried… something.

He didn’t know what to say to you. What was he supposed to say? All he did was shake his head, muscles tightening in shock, as if he had been thrown into an icy lake. You turned away, looking down, a sadness and form of shame written all over you.

“It can’t be,” he whispered, voice wavering and lip shaking. “You’re-”

“Dead?” you finished for him, contempt hidden under your words, though not necessarily directed towards him. “Yeah, I should be. I guess we can’t all get what we want, can we?”

Maul’s face looked as if he had just been shot. “Want? You think I wanted this?”

“You would’ve looked for me if you didn’t.” Hot tears had begun running down your cheeks. “I was left there, and I had to figure out how to get out on my own. Some bitch has a bounty on my head, and you didn’t think I should’ve at least known about it?”

“I searched for you,” he said, tentatively moving closer to you. You didn’t bother backing up. “Every minute of my life for six months. It was only when I had no choice to return that I stopped. Even now, I have search parties dedicated to finding you. Your presence has not left my mind for even a moment, my Starlight. I swear it.” He had finally reached you, taking hold of your upper arms, rubbing soothing circles into your skin with his thumbs. As his gaze met yours, you felt safe, the paths of his tattoos a pattern you could recreate even with your eyes shut. You hadn’t felt safe in a long time.

His eyes drifted down to the bundle of cloth in your arms, sea green and soft. Though, the majority of it wasn’t cloth at all.

“Eris,” you said, brushing at the sleeping child’s fuzzy hair. Small horns had already begun pricking up from her skull. “Only about four months old now.” You could visibly see him trying to do the math in his head. “...Yes, it’s yours, please relax.”

He nodded a moment, then stopped. “You named her without me.”

Your soft laugh sent waves of warmth through him, a sensation he had almost forgotten existed. His hand brushed against the baby’s cheek, lighter than yours in tone, as was a trait of the Night Sisters, but she had your eyes, and he thanked the gods for it.

“You are coming back?” he asked, his concern about how many of your feelings for him remained taking over. “You’ve no obligation to, but I could never live with myself if I let you go again. As it stands, I have nothing here for me anymore, and I would follow you to the ends of the galaxy if I had to. Staying at your side allows me to strive for all that I have no desire for on my own, if only to relieve any stray dissatisfaction that might torment you otherwise.”

Smiling, you looked up at him, a hand reaching up to hold his face. “I’m coming back. I’ve missed you. More than anything.”

#darth maul #darth maul x reader #darth maul x you #star wars x reader #star wars x you

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higherfurther-romanova · 4 years

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Damn, Danvers

Warnings: Language? This is just a crack fic haha.

Word Count: 720

A/N: In this, the reader and Carol both absorbed the tesseract explosion and were taken by the Kree. Translations after this. Thank you so much for the request! I need some more >:) this was the last in my inbox haha. I’m looking to start a few series in the future, so those may be coming soon. I’m sorry this is so bad omg haha.

Translations: 1. Wait… so you’re telling me Fury lost his eye because Goose scratched him?” 2. Yes. 3. This is why I love her so much. 4. So, what did I miss when I got captured by the skrulls? 5. Yon-Rogg as usual. 6. I still can’t believe he lied to us about Marvelle. 7. Yeah. It’s been years and it’s still crazy. 8. Has anyone ever told you how Fury lost his eye? 9. In space, there is such a thing as flerken. Fury thought she was just a cat. In fact, she is, but ended up scratching Fury's eye.

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“Подожди ... ты говоришь мне, что Фьюри потерял глаз, потому что Гусь поцарапал его?” You try not to laugh.

“Да” Carol snorted.

You glance over at Fury and look back at Carol.

“Вот почему я так сильно ее люблю.” You wipe the tears edging in your eyes.

You both look over at Fury and then over at Goose sitting there innocently and crack up.

Fury looks over at you guys and catches you guys staring, “What the hell are you motherfuckers saying?” He asks.

“Nothing.” You try to hide the humour from your voice.

“Mhm..” He narrows his eyes and continues what he was doing.

“Итак, что я пропустил, когда меня схватили скруллы?” Carol sighed.

“Просто Йон Рогг, как обычно.” You shrug rolling your eyes.

“Я до сих пор не могу поверить, что он солгал нам о Марвеле.” She groans.

“Я знаю, это были годы, но это все еще безумно.” You agree.

You continue on your conversation about the Skrulls and the Kree in Russian. Every now and then you guys glance over at Fury. Natasha walks into the room. You’ve heard the story about her and Barton, you’ve seen her files and Fury has talked about her quite a lot, but you’ve never met her.

“Agent Romanoff! Finally, someone who can tell me what you motherfuckers are on about.” Fury greets her and looks over at you guys.

You smile innocently at him. She looks over at you and Carol with a shy smile that melts your heart. You smile softly at her. She sits down with you guys and you explain to her what you guys were doing. She throws her head back in laughter.

“Кто-нибудь когда-нибудь говорил вам, как Фьюри потерял глаз?” You smirk at Fury.

She shakes her head, engaged in the “gossip”.

“В космосе есть такая вещь, как флеркен. Фьюри подумала, что она просто кошка. По сути, она есть, но в итоге она почесала глаз Фьюри.” You explain.

“Ты обосрался мне!” She falls back in her chair looking over at Fury.

“...I give up with you mother fuckers.” He shakes his head and walks out.

“Love you too, Nick!” You say just to fuck with him.

“Motherfucker!” He yells as he walks away.

“When Fury and I had just met, we were on this mission to find information about this lady named Marvelle, so we got trapped in this room. I have the power to blast things, but he scammed someone’s thumbprint from his wallet to trick the thumb pad when all I had to do was blast the handle. He was pissed.” Carol chuckled.

“You guys are insane.” Natasha laughs.

“So… how long have you guys known each other?” She asks.

“All the way back to basic training for the air force, darling.” You look over at Carol who nods.

“Wow, so you guys go way back.”

“Yeah. After the aliens shot our planes down, Carol damn near killed both of us by shooting the engine on the alien spacecraft. The aliens ended up taking us and everyone thought we were dead for what, six years? The only thing they found of ours were part of the dog tags that somehow ended up fitting perfectly together.” You explain, pulling the dog tags from around your neck.

Natasha leans in and looks at the two dog tags glued together, they fit together like puzzle pieces. “So… you’re saying Carol almost killed you after you already almost died?” Natasha quirks her eyebrow.

“Yeah! Damn, Danvers…” You nudge her.

Carol rolls her eyes and then realizes how long ago that was. “Holy shit… We’re old.”

“Don’t put it like that! Damn…” You punch her shoulder playfully.

“Is the Smithsonian close here? We got two fossils…” She smirks.

“Look… I rather not have to blast the agent Fury has been obsessing over for the past few months…” You tease.

There’s a look of sheer terror in her eyes, but you put your hand on her shoulder assuring her you were joking and she relaxes a bit.

“You can’t say that to people you just met, (y/n), come on.” Carol jokes.

You guys continue talking until it gets dark out, at that point Fury comes back and kicks you guys out. You end up inviting Natasha to your apartment to continue talking and getting to know each other.

#carol danvers x reader #Carol Danvers #Captain Marvel #higher further faster baby #natasha romanoff #Natalia Romanova #natasharomanoff #Black Widow #Nick Fury

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universallywritingoneshotsgiant · 3 years

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Written in the stars Chapter One

@richardarmitagefanpage @astrovian @queenoferebor @armitageuniverse @armitagedaily @armitagedaily @armitageadoration

Freya Jane armstrong was huge fan of the Hobbit and the author J.R.R Tolkien she had everything of his from his famous writings such as THE LORD OF THE RINGS to THE HOBBIT. Freya became intrigued by the way he created such worlds. And this inspired her even more as she had began to write a Throin fanfiction as he was by far her favourite clearly.... because it was played by her idol ACTOR RICHARD ARMITAGE.

Freya was sat on her couch reading the book of the Hobbit when the itv news came on. And her head instantly jerked up when she heard that there was to be a premiere of the first part of Peter Jackson's trilogy. Richard had spent 18 months, in New Zealand, now he was returning to the place where he trained as an actor. She watched intensely as the news presenter then broke that a member of the royal family would coming, Freya had an idea of who that could be .... HRH THE DUKE OF CAMBRIDGE PRINCE WILLIAM Freya Jane was excited at the prospect of seeing the prince at the premiere because she loved him and Catherine eversince their wedding, in 2011. Now it was 2012 and it seemed that the duchess of Cambridge wouldnt be able to make it because she found out she was pregnant with her first child.

So, it was just going to be Prince William meet king the on screen dwarf prince of Erebour THROIN OAKENSHIELD.

Freya logged onto the one ring net where she had to answer a few questions based on the film. Freya thought " this will be easy just a couple of questions"? As she went though the questionnaire of the Hobbit she preyed to god that shes girl all of them right.

" what's the name of bilbos mother"?

Instantly freya pressed Belladonna took baggins.

And as she went though them she felt the dreaded feeling that she might have her Hope's dashed just as easy.

By now Freya Jane waited for the conclusion of the test. Instantly popped up an email in her inbox saying that she had won one ticket to the THE HOBBIT: UNEXPECTED JOURNEY ROYAL PREMIERE the fact that it was royal made it all the more special for Freya.

The date was announced as December 12th 2012 at 7.30pm.

Freya has now got the chance to meet Actor Richard Armitage.

Everytime she dreamt of him she grew needy for him almost hungry for him.

Freya Jane was only 29 at this point she knew that if she was to find her soulmate at the premiere (highly unlikely) then she knew it was for good and for keeps. She had never had an interaction with Richard armitage except for this.

PREMIERE NIGHT

It was the day of the premiere and Freya had everything ready but she had her head full of him .... her idol Richard Armitage. She secretly dreamt of him last night .... seeing him for first time she dreamt of him .... half naked. His biceps rippling as he stood at the Kitchen Counter this made her instantly turn on. But as soon she woke up she saw him again lying next to her ... in her bed. Smiling at herself she sleepily rubbed her eyes and went into the kitchen to make a cup of coffee. Ollie and Poppy were coming today they weren't Tolkienrians like she was .... she loved everything to do with his world how he came up with the Shire and the Middle - Earth land of Erebour.

It intrigued her to find more it intrigued to read a lot of more of Tolkien. She followed Richard on Instagram but sadly he never got chance to reply.

So remember him she read the short stories as well as The Hobbit of Tolkien's work. She explored the ideas of his so she could do rejoin the ideas together to recreate her own story of The Hobbit.

She imagined a world that was fair and kind though perhaps not to the elevan King ..... King Thundrail. She was squealing inwardly at the sight of Richard Armitage standing there in front of her.

It was 12.00 when poppy and Ollie arrived to spend their christmas with Freya Jane (as they usually did) . Freya answered the intercom. " hey you too ... come on up"! Said Freya happily.

Poppy was bouncing up the stairs and greeted her best friend with a hug Freya Jane reciprocated and gave her the biggest hug back. " Boy am I glad you're here"! Breathes Freya! Poppy looked on puzzled at Freya and questions her.

" why? How come"? Asks Poppy quizically

Freya answered " I'm finally going to meet him Richard Armitage"! Bursting into laughter Poppy rolled her eyes. Poppy responded " Jesus no you haven't"! Freya nodded smiling.

" yes I have I won a ticket"! Responded Freya happily. Poppy nods " oh I see .... have you decided on your costume for the evening"? Freya nodded viciously and repiled " yes I have it came a few a days ago ooh its beautiful"!

Freya Jane lead poppy into her bedroom where she opened her wardrobe up to reveal a dress bag bringing it out she held it up and unzipped it so Poppy could see the dress.

" I'm wearing this tonight"! Poppy repiled " yes but arent you a bit covered up"? Freyas mouth fell open she felt her heart hard against her chest, "oh please popp! Don't spoil it"! Ollie walks into the spare bedroom net door and popped the cases inside coming out he shut the door behind him sneaking his head around the door seeing the dress that Freya Jane was going to be wearing tonight.

" Oi you .... girls only zone"! Laughs Poppy.

Freya shook her head at them and responded " the more opinion I have on this the better ... what do you think Ollie"?

Ollie answered freely....

" I think you'll look beautiful in whatever costume that is"!

Freya laughed " Thanks for that Ollie b...but shouldn't you be saying to popp"!

Freya hung the dress up on the wardrobe door ready for a bit later. " omg I cant believe I'm going to meet him tonight"! Thought Freya Jane. She asked Poppy to braid her hair. And she gladly repiled and started by brushing it.

" you know I'm not a fan of Tolkien right! But I'm glad your achieving your dream of meeting your prince charming"! Said Poppy as she brushed freyas long ginger hair.

" by Prince Charming I take it you mean Richard"! Sais freya slowly declining her head.

" exactly"! Spoke poppy in short.

Freya Jane repiled " I want my makeup to be minimal"!

Poppy questioned it " but why? You want Richard to fall completely in love with you don't you"?

Freya nods ....

" well yeah course I do .... but he may already have a girlfriend"!

" Tosh"! Responded Poppy frowning.

Suddenly it came for big moment to get the dress on, poppy helped her into it and she slipped into her black pumps on. She didnt want to be dwarfed by Richard.

" You more elevan"! Sighs poppy standing back.

Chuckling Freya Jane responded " Very Funny"!

Poppy slowly opened the bedroom door to slowly reveal a beautiful dwarf Queen under the mountain.

Ollie was shocked at the sight of her standing there in that the gown ahead of the premiere.

" beautiful Freya"! Nodded Ollie smiling.

Just as Poppy sat down freyas intercom buzzed it was 5.30PM.

" hello who is this"? Asks poppy.

The voice answered " my Name is Tom madam driver to Mr Armitage"!

Poppy shoots a look at Freya mouth wide open.

" who is it"? Asked Freya.

Poppy answered " he says hes name is Tom driver of Mr Armitage"!!

Freya shook her head " press the button"!

Poppy pressed the button to let the driver up.

Tom approached Freya's door,

Poppy said " so you're Tom! Driver to Richard Armitage"!

Tom nodded and smiled at her.

Freya appeared

" hello Tom! What can I do for you"? Questions Freya smiling.

Tom answered " Are you Miss Armstrong"?

Freya nods

" yes I am why"? Asks freya.

Tom answered (coughing) " hum! Excuse me but Mr Armitage would very much requests you as his plus one accompany him to the premiere"!

Freyas eyes widened ....

" I beg your pardon! ..... He wants me to accompany to the premiere"! Said Freya laughing.

Tom nodded " yes madam! He'd very much like your Company"!

Freya repiled " at what time"?

Tom answered " 7.00 on the dot madam goodevening"!

With that Tom was gone and left Freya Jane drumstuck on the doorstep in perfectly white Queen Under the Mountain gown with Cape.

Turning around to face Poppy and Ollie she said laughing " did that really just happen"? Pointing back at the door.

Poppy chuckled at her friend, " yeah I would certainly say that just happened"!

Suddenly it hit her (Freya Jane) that she was going to accompany her idol to the premiere of the first part of the trilogy The Hobbit: a unexpected journey it felt an entire lifetime that shed been dreaming of this moment .... to beside him.

~~~ 2 hours later ~~~

Freya was walking around feeling her stomach churning inside she tried desperately not to scream. She did not sit down thinking she crease the dress train. " omg omg Richard's coming"! Freya knew she was fangirling over him his warm lean body so intensely close to hers. She felt herself go on, " oh god no not now not right now"! Thought Freya Jane Poppy noticed her blushing she knew that feeling. " omg your swooning over him so badly that your litterly wetting yourself"! Freya knew she was damp down there, she bit her bottom lip, to stop the intense feeling surging though the heat raising in her core .... for him. suddenly the buzzer went Poppy rushed out onto the balcony, " oh my G..god"! Richard pressed Freya's intercom. Freya stopped swooning and fangirling instantly then ......

(Knock *knock)

poppy burst past Freya and opened the door to reveal a tall dark haired man about 6'2 wearing a tuxedo. " You must Richard Armitage"? inquired Poppy smiling, Richard smiled " yes I am.... is Miss Armstrong here I was told this is her house"! Poppy turned to face her, " Freya my lady! prince charming is here"? freya blushed red at Poppy embarrassing her in front of him, Richard saw her his mouth opened slightly " wow ... you look stunning"! Complmented Richard. Freya blushed again, " thankyou"! She repiled quietly. Richard turns to the side and repiled " Shall we my lady"? Happily freya slips her arm though his and they started to walk down the hall together.

" Hum! Out of interest... why did you choose me to accompany you"? Freya asked.

Richard answered " because I saw your Instagram and how dedicated you are to Tolkien ... you are beautiful"!

Freya choked out " oh well .... I'm not really it's just this costume that's done the trick"!

Richard shook his head smiling down at her " Nonsense Miss Armstrong you are truly beautiful if I may say so"!

Freya Jane disnt try and persuade him otherwise this time. She smiled widely " thankyou again Richard or is it Throin now"?

Richard chuckled at her statement and responded " it's Richard! I'll take the Prince Charming bit if you like"!

Before long they were walking downstairs her bounced she stepped lightly down the steps trying hard not to trip.

They got to the bottom step and everything seemed fine, Freya smiled fondly up at Richard, lead to the waiting car which was being chufer driven .... by Tom.

" my lady! Said Richard smiling, as he held the Cape train as Freya climbed in, she fastened herself in, Richard meanwhile was carefully placing the cape train next to her. Carefully shutting the door, Richard walked around to his side. The cold night air blew in briefly as Richard bent himself in, freya smiled but perhaps as a mistake .... let out a giggle.

" I'm sorry its just the way you had bend yourself in then it was like you were a contourist or something"! Giggles Freya.

Richard places his hand on his heart and said " it was my fault I grew so tall but it was partly my mums you see she kept feeding veggies so that's why I'm so tall"! Responded Richard with teasing smile. Freya looks at him aghast and responded " how can you blame your mum? Shes lovely .... I haven't met her yet... but I'm assuming shes lovely if your anything to go by"!

Richard smiled again chuckling thinking " God this young woman is beautiful... how can she not have a romantic love interest .... please let it be shes single .... shes the one the heavenly angel I've been waiting for ....the rose I've been waiting to see"! .

Richard's heart was beating thick against his chest, pounding as if it were a war drum like in a battle he just felt his chest get tighter every second they drew close to getting nearer each other.

Freya Jane looks over at Richard and asks " you must be looking foward ... to this"!

Disturbing Richard from his solitary reverie he shot his head her way shaking it.

" Pardon? What was the question"? Asks Richard sweetly.

Freya chuckled " hehe! Oh Richard your so cute! Her brain thought " whoops perhaps I shouldn't have said that"! I said you must be looking foward ...to this the premiere"!

Richard nods and smiles " I'm sorry I was distracted by you and how beautiful you are"! He admitted then thought " My God could it be possible .... am I really in love with this truly beautiful jewl"! Freya giggled " what's the matter"? Concern etched on her face, you arent nervous are you"? She asks patiently. She could never get tired of looking at that beautiful handsome clean shaven face with that glittering white smile.

Richard shook his head and repiled " good heavens no I'm not nervous! I've done it thousand times before"!

Instinct kicked in, and Richard felt his right hand wonder a little over to Freya's left, freya felt his warm hand touch her fingers, she gripped them lightly Richard looks intensely at her, Freya thought "omg omg I'm actually holding his hand"! Her hand shook slightly she took hold of his in hers. Richard's own thumb cressed her own small thin thumb. She couldn't stop smiling at him.

" Right we're here .... come on! Are you okay with the flashing cameras"? Asked Richard goncern etched in his deep blue eyes shining brightly as he went to go to her side. He opened the door for her he held his hand for her to take. "Come my lady"! Said a smiling Richard as he showed her arm. She gratefully took his arm and gave him a wide smile her white teeny beaming up at him.

They slowly proceeded up the Green carpet together she was vip badge which meant she could walk in with Richard on her arm, Richard and Freya Jane stopped to have their photo taken all the time Richard gently squeezing freyas hand as she got nervous at the press attention.

" oh look theres Sir Ian and Martin"! Pointed out Richard showing her to them. " hello Richard mate and who is this beauty"? Martin asked looking directly at Freya Jane. Richard coughed " oh hum! Martin this is Freya Jane my plus one this evening Freya this Martin and Sir Ian"! Freya freely shook their hands " it's a pleasure to finally meet you"! Looking at martin she said " although I get the feeling you shouldn't be here Dr Watson"! Martin laughed " ah you know Sherlock Holmes then with Cumberbatch as well ... hes around her somewhere I'm sure you'll come across him"! Sir Ian carried on chatting on with Freya.

" you look absolutely beautiful my dear"! Complemented Sir Ian. Freya gave a nervous giggle " oh no Sir Ian I'm not really the shining star....this is Richard's night I'm merely his support"! She confessed shyly.

Richard was off signing autographs and chatting with fans and taking selfies of which she didnt want to part of. She continued chatting to Sir Ian " how are you feeling about meeting The Duke of Cambridge"? She asked innocently. Sir Ian laughed " oh well I've met the Queen so her grandson shouldn't be too much of a problem"!

Freya Jane quickly said " oh I see! Is that when you were knighted"? Sir ian mckellen nodded and answers shortly " yes my dear it was"!

A second or two later Lee Pace An American actor appeared Spotting Richard he made a be line for him, " hey ya buddy! How are you this evening"? Asked Lee at his friend and co - star Richard freyas date.

" I'm well thankyou Lee! Have you met my plus one this evening"? Lee's eyes widened in anticipation " heaven's a plus one! Where is she then"? Richard spun around to pointed toward her standing there Freya never caught Lee admiring her, " Lord! Richard shes goregous"! Complimented Lee, Richard gave a short laugh .....

" thanks but I'm warning you keep your elvish fingers off her shes my Queen ... not yours"! Said Richard in a Throin like voice. It went on for a about an hour. Freya turned her head then she saw them .... Richards parents Mr and Mrs Armitage that's what she'd always call me because she disnt know them in person. As they made their way up the green carpet Freya gave Chris Armitage Richard's eldest brother a small smile. Chris had heard that his younger brother was bringing someone to the premiere but never did he Imgaine she would be .... that beautiful. She gave him a small wave and mouthed " hi"! He mouthed back smiling at her knowing his brother was a real gentleman when it came to choosing his women. " hello"! He mouths back reciprocated with a small wave. Chris's wife came over to stand to next to Freya Jane in her white Queen like Gown for the evening. " hello you must be Freya Jane oh my brother in law has told us all about you .... he speaks so highly of you he says " you're very beautiful"! She quoted him.

Freya Jane shook her head " oh no Richard's overreacting I'm not beautiful .... I'm advantage young girl from lincoln originally"! The young ish woman looked at her and taking a step back she said " oh no! Rich is completely right you are a beauty"! Freya giggled " Thankyou"!

" Aren't you going to meet the crowd Freya"? Asked Ava chris 's wife concerned she'd miss out, " oh no this is Richard's night I don't want or wish to take the light off him"! Just a little while later Richard returned to Freya's side. Planting a kiss on her cheek and offering her his arm again she smiles and accepts. " hello Ava! How are you sister"? Asked Richard smiling giving her a tender kiss on the cheek. Ava answers " I'm alright Richard! You just look after this young lady shes going to need you"! Ava instructed her young brother in law.

Chris came over , panting Richard on the back " hello little brother congratulations on this you've done a cracking job ...well done"! Clapped chris. " Thankyou big brother! However I cant take all the credit"! Freya giggled " yes you can Richard! You play a brilliant Throin a better one then in the book"! Richard slid his hand around freyas waist forgetting that she has a very long train. " sorry"! He whispered in her ear, then came to the most important people in Richard's life besides Freya .... his parents ..... Mr and Mrs Armitage.

" hello mum, dad may I introduce Freya Jane Armstrong isnt she a beauty"! Richard winked at her Freya laughed. By this time Mr Armitage came foward and shook her hand .... " nice to meet you Freya your looking incredible this evening"!

Freya laughed shortly " thankyou! Mr Armitage its erm supposed to be the Queen under the Mountain but it's more elvish looking"! Richard's dad smiled warmly and responded " oh no my dear! Call me John! And that over there is my wife Margaret"! Mrs Armitage turned as she heard her name mentioned by her husband, " Margaret darling! This is Freya Jane our son's plus one for the evening"! Margaret shook freyas hand and kissed her on both cheeks " I'm very pleased to meet you Freya Jane your looking incredible better than me"!

" rubbish Mrs Armitage you look amazing! What a star you've raised as a son you must be the proudest mum in Leciester"! Margaret smiled incredulously at Freya observation " yes I am incredibly proud! Though it nearly killed me to get him into drama school"! Freya giggled " oh I know the feeling ... my mum Jane practically had bankrupt herself to put me on the course I was studying at the time before I moved here that is"! Margaret instantly liked her. John was takking with his younger son. " my congratulations son incredible job .... shes a beauty"! Commented John smiling. Richard looked over at Freya who was still chatting with Margaret"! Freya looked around armitage Clan, " excuse me Margaret! Sorry mrs armitage where's the little Guy"? Margaret laughed affectionately and said " please call me Margaret! Abe is staying with friends up in leciester he wanted to sit this out ... bless him"! Freya nodded simply.

" and just what are you and my mum plotting"? Asks Richard playfully at Freya as he bent to carry her train over his arm. " you really don't have to ... I'll walk with it honestly its fine"! Richard chuckles " no allow me! I do not want you tripping"! Freya rubbed his back gently with a affectionate rub on the back. He tried hard to arch bsck into it.

Just then came Peter Jackson and his daughter Katie who stars in the film, " hello again Mr and mrs armitage"! Said the director, john and Margaret greeted him with fond affection they first met him when they went over to New Zealand to see Richard shoot.

" I'm so interested in Tolkien's world! I love him I've read practically everything of his"! She laughed with ava Richard's sister in law, all the stars had made their way to the theatre with their families, even grahame McTavish brought his little girl with him, even she was a big fan of Richard.

As they made their way up to the theatre Grahame's little girl spotted Richard and gave over and hugged his legs. " hello Richard"! Said the little girl about 8 years old.

Richard looked down at the little girl, she looked up at him and giggled " I thought you were a dwarf"! Laughed Daisy.

Richard smiled and bent down to her level, he held his arms out to give Daisy a hug, " I am in the film though"! Daisy pulls back laughing and joking " your like the giant in Jack in the beanstalk"! Richard chuckles " ooh bless you! I bet you cant wait to see silly daddy on the big screen"! She laughs at him. Graham McTavish, valls daisy back, " come on now you leave Richard to it"! Graham laughs, Richard gently rubbed daisy's arm. Getting hold of Daisy's hand Graham followed Richard into the auditorium. Daisy was scared of the dark.

" Daddy! I'm scared"! Admitted Daisy shaking, Richard turned back put out his hand, " daisy bab! Come on walk in with me I wont let the orcs hurt you I promise you"!

Daisy ran foward taking hold of Richard's warm right hand. He held tight as he and Freya descended down the low steps to the front of the auditorium, Margaret was struggling to see the steps even though it was dimly lit. Freya let go of her plus ones arm and turned to see Margaret above her on the step above her.

" Come here Margaret! Give me your hand"! Says Freya. Margaret reached out for the young woman's hand, " are you alright love"? Asked her husband John concerned for his wife, Margaret repiled " I'll be fine Freya'll help me won't you"? Questions Margaret, freya Jane smiles " yes I.wont let you fall, " being old comes at a Price Freya hehe"! Freya shrugged it off and repiled " stop it! Your not old your as young as you feel"! Margaret laughed " ooh if only that were true"! They continued down the last few steps to the bottom, as Freya gently guides Margaret to her seat between Richard John one side and Margaret on the other.

" ooh freya I think this is your seat"! Said Margaret smiling. Freya insisted " no you should be by your son! I'll sit next to you besides I can see him from there anyway"! Margaret waited as Freya flipped the seat downward for her. " Thankyou Freya Jane"! She took the seat next to Margaret.

Surprisingly Margaret quite enjoyed the Company of the young woman as did Richards dad John. Everyone was getting settled ready for the movie to start when they heard screams and cheers from the crowd. Freya thought "Prince William"! . She'd be right because he was here, as he made his way into the auditorium everyone settled. The movie started.

~~~ Three hours later ~~~

The film had finished and everyone stood up to applaud the cast, and crew. Richard was taken aback completely by Freya's costume he only wished he could kiss her, during the break Freya stayed seated talking freely with Ava and Chris Richard's brother.

" I can see my brother's deeply in love with you"! Commented Chris. Making freya Jane blush, ava smiled " yes I think so too"! She reciprocated to her husband's comment. Just then Richard returned and back down ready to watch the rest of the movie, taking freyas hand he gently entwined his fingers though hers. " There that's a lot better"! Laughed Richard.

The movie started again it was the concluding part of the Hobbit where Throin and bilbo see the Mountain from the Carrock. " oh dear god! This is scene always makes me cry"! Whispered Freya in undertone. Richard looked puzzled at her, " why my angel Throins alive isn't he"? Questioned Richard, freya Jane answered " yeah only just .... though"! Lee pace watched on seeing his friend so in love made Lee really jealous because Freya was so beautiful. It was at this point that Richard took her hand and kissed the back of it. She smiled affectionately at him.

The movie restarts.....

The eagles start to carry them down to the Carrock where Throin is lain injuried Freya Jane felt a tear run down her cheek, Margaret passed her a tissue from her black clutch. " Thankyou Margaret"! Responded Freya, Gandalf comes in and brings Throin back to life, with this .... freya Jane breathes a sigh of emotional relief.

" thankgod for Gandalf"! She breathed Richard looking at her momentarily smiling taking her hand and kissed it.

The film ended with Bilbo saying " is that what I think it is"!

Throin smiled ... " our home"!

Freya smiled at Richard as if she'd have him the world. He stood to get hold of her hand holding it she pulled herself up from the chair.

The security lead them out of a private doorway to the stage where it was situated you could see for miles across London.

Richard snapped up the chance of asking Peter Jackson whether Freya Jane could be on the stage platform with him. Peter agrees ....

" yeah course bring her on ... I'll introduce as a new character ... Richard interjected " she insists she not an elf by the way"! Peter laughed.

Richard smiled and turned to walk back to take freyas arm ready to walk out onto the balcony with him. He was so excited to let the world know he had a date for the evening he was really keen to get know her over a few drinks.

" what's going on"? Asks freya Jane worriedly

" Peter wants you to come out with me"! Says Richard sweetly smiling. Freya Jane smiled she took her hand.

She squeezed his hand and they were called out one by one.

The last two was Richard and Freya.

" Please welcome the leader of the Company..... Throin Oakenshield and his plus one Freya Jane. She gripped her dress at the side and walked out beside Richard. They both were beaming at each other she put her up her right hand and waved out toward the crowd below them.

All the cast waving and laughing with each other. Peter gave one of them one of the cast the chance to explain what it meant to them to be bringing it home to London.

Richard kisses her head and left her side as he picked up the mantle and spoke about how much it meant to him to being it back to London.

As he spoke... Freya Jane felt a strange feeling that she regnoised as a need for him. She had for so long not wanted anyone but she knew she couldn't shake it off.

After the long awaited appearance on the balcony window the Cast and Crew made their way to the awaiting cars to transport them to the hotel for the afterparty of the premiere. As they headed out into the cold winter air Freya clutched at her cloak to keep her warm, Richard grabbed her and wrapped her arm around her waist and lead to the car.

" are you feeling okay"? Asked Richard smiling down at her, Freya Jane smiled " of course I am!!! Just cold"! Repiled she, as if he spare her the cold whether. Richard took off his jacket placed around her shoulders, they were walking arm in arm down the steps when John Richard's dad turns round and sees his younger son laughing and giggling with Freya.

" no I'm fine honestly"! Protested freya but Richard could see that she wasn't. " no I'm afraid I have to insist"! He responded to her protest, slipping his jacket off he placed it around her shoulders.

Richard quickly goes to stand to shield her from the media cameras as he unclips the Cape train that was clipped around her shoulders.

Freya watched on as Richard made quick work of the ties. And then he carried over his arm.

Lee Pace walked past with hands in pockets.

" oh my! Richard what a gentleman"! Lee smirked. Richard smirked at his co star ... " thank you for that mate"!

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surveys-at-your-service · 3 years

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Survey #436

from a couple days ago again; still don’t feel like rewriting any answers.

Do you own many pairs of shorts? I don't own any. Have you ever taken a close up shot of a flower? A hell of a lot; I love doing that. Have you ever wanted to get drunk and get your mind off everything? Yup. But I don't like hard alcohol and only really drink light fruity stuff, and I'm apparently no lightweight, so I got to the point I just really didn't want to drink anymore. Anything you might be giving up on soon? I have felt very, very hopeless with photography lately that sometimes I'm tempted. I don't think I will, but... it's hard. When was the last time you changed your picture on Facebook? It's been months. Have you ever painted a piece of furniture? Yes, actually. I helped Jason paint his shelf black. Do you have a favorite quote? No. Have you ever made a business card for yourself? No, but I have thought about it. I just really don't have nearly enough popularity among the local photographers to feel like I really need to design one. Did you love playing hide and seek as a kid? YES. I loved it. Are there any recipes you have memorized? No. Do you know your multiplication times tables? ... no lmao Have you ever been severely burned? Not severely, no. Did you ever dream that you had a baby? I actually have more than once. What was the weirdest thing you ever saw cross the road? I think a turkey? Are you good at coming up with jokes? God no. Where do you prefer to sit when you catch the bus? When I used to ride home with Jason from school, we always sat way in the back. Do you ever listen to music to fall asleep to? No. I did when I was younger, though. I went through a loooong phase of sleeping with my iPod. If your parents... or anybody else... found your cell phone, would they be horrified at any of the messages in your inbox/outbox? No. Do you get offended if someone repeatedly checks their mobile phone when you’re out for lunch or dinner? That's very rude. What is the stupidest thing you’ve heard somebody say recently? Anti-vaccination bullshit from my stepmother. :^) Think about the last person you kissed - was it the very first time that you kissed them? No. When you drink alcohol with friends, do you play drinking games? We never did. Do you believe that there are certain circumstances where cheating is okay? Nope. Who was the last person to call you? My psychiatrist. What food disgusts you the most? Things like sashimi and caviar. I also think rare meat like steak, especially when it's still bloody, is absolutely disgusting. I could go on and on about this, 'cuz I think a lot of food is really gross. One place you would never want to get lost in in the dark? The jungle. Yikes. So many dangerous creatures, so claustrophobic, and with the canopy, I'd assume it'd be EXTREMELY dark. And it rains so much in the jungle, so it'd be hard to hear danger approaching. One thing that always creeps you out? Perhaps #1 is seeing an unborn baby move from outside their mother's stomach. I will fucking scream and want to puke. If you could be roommates with anyone of your choice, who would you pick? SARA!!!!!!!!! Omfg I'd LOVE to have her as my roommate. We've actually talked about the possibility, but that's nowhere near set in stone. What is the most ridiculous thing you’ve ever heard? In light of recent events, a high contender is shit like "vaccines cause autism." Would you rather be buried or cremated when you die? I'd strongly prefer to be cremated. What is your favorite food around the holidays? Spiral honey ham, for one. I love Christmas treats like chocolate-covered peanuts, fudge, cookies, etc. etc... Tell me about the greatest prank you’ve ever pulled? I don't pull pranks. If you could have the power to cast any kind of spell, what kind of spell would you cast? Maybe enchanting the human population to not be such violent and hateful fucks??? Have you ever gotten a flu vaccination? Only for Covid. Double dates: a do or don’t? They are SO fun, but I do feel like it's good to have individual ones, too. Do you know any guitarists? Yes. My old friend Tommy actually plays the electric guitar in a band, and Juan was really good at it, too. How do you feel about full-length beards? They look good on some people. It varies with everyone. Do you have any relatives that have shunned you, or vice versa? Not currently. My half-sister stopped talking to me many years ago when I was a homophobic fuck, and I don't blame her. We're perfectly cool now! Has anyone ever posted a HORRIBLE picture of you for everyone to see? omg no Does/did your high school have pop machines? Yes. Have you ever gambled? Nah. If you could work at any retail store, which one would it be? I am NEVER working retail again. I can't handle it. What’s the name of the last cat you pet? Roman. :') Have you ever stringed green beans before? Yes, actually, with Colleen's in-laws. They had a big garden that I helped tend to sometimes. I absolutely hated it with how sweaty I got even then, it was WAY too hot, and my body was also weak back then to where bending down was extremely painful. I just never wanted to say no. Have you ever had any painful dental work done? If so, what? No. What’s your favorite thing to do when you’re bored? It really depends on what I feel like doing, but I think playing World of Warcraft tempts me most often when I'm unbearably bored. What did you watch today? I've just been rewatching Mortem3r play Monster Hunter World. That game looks soooo fun, I wanna try it. ;-; True or False: Yoshi is the cutest dinosaur ever? No. I adore dinosaurs and dinosaur media, so I could name a lot if I thought long enough. Who is the last person you spent money on? My niece. I still feel awful I didn't buy Ryder a gift by myself; I just could NOT decide what to get him. I'm very thankful that Mom let me use one she got him as "mine." They were bright, light-up golf balls, and he loooooved them. What is your relationship like with various members of your family? I have a biiig extended family, man, so I'll try to keep this as brief as possible. I am EXTREMELY close to my mom, like there is no way I'd be alive without her, and her support for me seems endless somehow. I love my dad very much too, but I don't see him nearly as much as I wish I did. He tries to support me however he's capable, and he always lets me know that he's there if I need him for anything. I love, am very proud of, and look up to my two sisters, but I'm also very envious of them and how they are successful adults with direction and big accomplishments. We are very different, so we have difficulty with really bonding and talking about things regularly, and it really makes me feel like a terrible sister. My nieces and nephew are absolute diamonds to me, and I'm especially close to Ash's oldest daughter Aubree. She and I are very similar in a lot of areas, so I really relate to her, even in her young age. Ryder really seems to like me, and I love that little rascal, too. :') My youngest niece Emerson is still only a baby, so she can't really communicate in words yet, but she is still a beautiful darling that I'd protect with my life in not even a blink. That covers who I consider my "immediate" family, really, at least that I see regularly. What’s something you disagree with about the way you were raised? I am very firmly against spanking, but my parents did it. I think since Ash's kids were born though, Mom's opinion changed on it. It was around that time, I know. She won't lay a hand on them. Who was the last person to add you as a friend on Facebook? I have no clue, actually. Who was the last person that asked if you were okay? *shrug* The last time you were in a car, who was driving? My mom. Did you ever get into a bar and drink before you were 21? Never tried. What countries have you been to? I've never left the U.S. Honestly, is that car insured? I don't have my own car. What do you think about gay marriage? I vigorously support it. Do you like Carrie Underwood? I actually do. She has a beautiful voice. How far away do you live from your parents? I live with my mom. Idk how far I am from Dad, really... but not THAT far. How do you like your steak cooked? Medium well. Have you ever been to Mount Rushmore? No, and I don't want to. It is absolute vandalism. Where is your favorite place (that you have actually been to)? Chicago blew me away, but I think it's just because it was SO foreign to me. I actually don't like cities very much, but for a brief visit, I thought it was very cool. Do you believe places can really be haunted? Yes. Do you take anti-depressants? Sleeping pills? No. I took anti-depressants for I think most of my life, and they did nothing for me. Come to learn from the doctor who actually set my meds straight that anti-depressants for people with bipolarity do nothing but aggravate the symptoms of bipolarity, and I was living evidence. I take mood stabilizers for said disorder instead. I don't take sleeping pills; none seem to work for me. What’s your favourite brand of peanut butter? Maybe Skippy? Idk, I'm not very picky with pb. What’s your favourite Lunchables meal? The nachos one. How many languages can you recite the alphabet in? Two. Do you like Bob Marley? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I can't stand his voice. Have you ever eaten at Golden Corral? Yeah, but I'm not a fan. Buffets gross me out. Do you sit and eat dinner at the same table with your family? We very rarely sit at the table. Have you been working hard to achieve something lately? If not, what was the last thing you worked hard to achieve? Losing weight, yes. I am honestly trying so hard at the gym, like to the point I've almost fallen many times as well as been overtaken by incredible nausea a lot. I don't feel like I'm over-working, necessarily, just working my ass off. Do you use ice cubes in your fountain drinks? No, because it waters the drink down and I hate it. Would you ever want your very own library, or do you not read enough for it to be worth it? No. I don't read nearly enough, and besides, can you imagine all the dust? What site did you originally start doing surveys on? I actually don't know... Have you ever used something other than water to make ice cubes? What did you do with them? I've actually never thought to do that. Would you ever willingly experience life temporarily without sight, hearing, or any of your other senses, simply to know what it is like? Fuck no. I would go insane. In what ways are you very judgmental? I'll judge the fuck out of rapists, child molesters, pedophiles, people like that with no goddamn shame. But your average person, I try not to judge very much. What is your main problem in life right now? It's hard to determine my main problem, honestly. There are a lot of issues going on in my life that've just piled up into one big tangled mess. Do your “favourites” change often? Definitely not. I've had the same favorites in so many topics for forever. Have you ever read a biography on someone? I've read Ozzy's autobiography, and I also read the Some Kind of Monster Metallica book, which was written by I want to say St. Anger's musical director? This was a very long time ago, and honestly, I thought it was pretty boring, so my memory is faint. You learned quite a bit about the band in his time with them, but damn, I don't care about the musical director al;skdfal;we. Do you know anyone who has ever been in a movie? Who and what movie were they in? What was their part? Not to my knowledge. I have an acquaintance who's had minor acting roles, but I don't believe she's ever been in a film. When was the last time you brought a pet to the vet? What was wrong with it? I want to say around two years ago (probably less) when we got my cat neutered. Have you ever made your way through a corn maze? No.

#survey #surveys #random questions

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Anonymous said: March 11th 2014 *Clears throat* Non-canon verse, uni AU probably *strums guitar and takes a deep breath* DUEEEEE TO A COMPUTING errORRR, dean and gabe are stuck as roomatesssssssss, whilesamandcascanbestucktogethertoo that'snotaneccesitybutitwouldbegreaaaaaaaaattttttttt, and veeery soon it turns into something of a friendship BUT THEEEENNNN dean fights with saaAAAM and gabe is like "dude stop being so upset" aND FLUFF HAPPEeeeeeEEEEEEeens! *stands up and bows* tyvm for accepting debriel though like omg <3

I’ve been rewatching some of Supernatural seasons 5 and 6 this past weekend, and it reminded me how much I love and miss Gabriel. I still maintain that Debriel is a super-underrated ship. The manic-chaos potential is *muah*. (see: #Debriel)

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Anonymous said: August 7th 2018 psst... light back tickles while cuddling in bed are pure™ and wholesome™

Good shit good shit good shit

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Anonymous said: September 19th 2018 I love science and go to public seminars as often as I can. I walked in to the most recent one (which I had picked at random), and it was on the science of tickling. There were demonstrations. There were hand gestures and finger wiggling. There were in depth descriptions of the anatomy and physiology behind ticklish spots. It was legitimately your Amateur Production’s fic, and I was Kevin. Worst of all it was 2 hours long. I think I died during it and my soul was sucked into hell.

Uhhhhhh where can I get a copy of the slide deck?? Asking for a friend. (see: #series: Amateur Production)

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Anonymous said: September 23rd 2018 your art skills have me shook in the best possible way

aaaahh thank you! Fun fact: I went to art school and even took illustration as a concentration area but I’ve hardly drawn anything for like ten years. When I do draw, it’s usually because there are feelings that I don’t wanna do words about. (see: #strings does art)

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Halo!anon said: September 27th 2018 A small, sinful part of Castiel had the urge to gloat. It was somewhat dampened by the fact that Dean was still under the impression that being abducted is peak romance."I can't believe you went out of your way to set up our second date!" He'd squealed, as Castiel tightened his restraints. - little excerpt of a sequel to Date Nights with Demons i had planned for months but abandoned. halo!anon

Your demented version of Demon!Dean is so entertaining 😄 (see: Date Nights with Demons)

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Anonymous said: November 6th 2018 Aaaaah your Gabriel / Kali drabble was adorable, I can't help but love seeing our mighty archangel reduced to a mass of giggles, and you write Gabriel so so well <3. I love your writing your stories always brighten my day ^^

It’s so rare for him to let his guard down, isn’t it? But when he does, he has a grand old time of it. :) (see: this drabble)

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sarah-lou-who said: November 8th 2018 1/4 Boo! The ghost of my online presence in the community is peeking its head in because I need help. I don’t have a platform or following to sound an alarm, so I’m using my platonic tumblr wife’s platform and following for me, because that’s what platonic tumblr wives do. Right? Anyway, I’m very actively fixated on Attack on Titan atm. You know this very well. You also know my predicament. I seem to have exhausted the entire supply of tickly AoT content I’m interested in that exists currently. 2/4 So, if you’re willing to publish these for me, I’m crying out into the vast TFB lands hoping that there’s someone out there to answer the call. I am in desperate need of tickly AoT content. I don’t know if anyone around here writes for it much these days. I haven’t found anyone. And I know beggars can’t be choosers, but it can’t be helped; I really only care if Eren is involved. Even better would be Levi, but I haven’t found ANYTHING involving him, so I feel like asking for that is futile. 3/4 I digress. Even after all this time I can’t keep my asks less than 50 parts long. So my goal here is that someone, somewhere, will by chance come across these, and be able and willing to either write fic of the tickly variety for Eren and/or Levi from Attack on Titan, or direct me to someone who can, if they know a person who knows a person who knows a person. (Sidenote, hi anyone who still remembers me! It’s Sarah, the more ticklish half of Leerah. I’m doing good and I miss you!) 4/4 (I hope you’re all doing well!) Thank you for letting me take advantage of your devoted followers, Strings! Love yaaa!!!

Ah, my platonic tumblr wife Sarah returns! (Digitally, anyway. Reality-wise, we hang out all the time and it’s probably very rude of me to have not published this ask for so long!) I keep teasing her that she has a Type, and that is dark-haired sulky badass who’d probably make a wicked ‘ler – AoT Levi, SPN Cas, FMA Roy, etc. So anyway, if anyone knows of somewhere I can point her to find the content she’s (still) craving, lmk!

Anonymous said: October 23rd 2019 I’m sorry if this is invasive in any way, but how is Sarah doing? I’ve been absent from Tumblr for a couple years and I see that her blog is now deactivated. I was just wondering if she’s doing alright and if she’s still around here on a different blog maybe?

See above! She doesn’t have a TFB community blog anymore, but she’s doing well. We’re quarantine buddies and helping each other out a lot. Very kind of you to ask! <3

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Anonymous said: December 2nd 2018 Hi, sorry to bother you but do you know what happened to prodigal-anon’s blog? It seems to have been deleted. Sorry again if you’ve been asked this before

No worries, friend! Here’s an answer for you!

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Anonymous said: December 13th 2018 I LOVE THE LOOPY SERIES! I love it so much, is there any chance you’ll be doing a part four? I’d give anything to see Cas and Dean tickle each other, it would be so cute 😍

Despite all evidence to the contrary, I haven’t entirely stopped writing... and Loopy 4 is one of those unfinished pieces that has seen a few additions lately. :) I’ve learned not to make promises about when something might get finished and posted, but I genuinely do believe this may be one of the first things that shows up once I’m ‘back in the game.’ Stay tuned... (see: #series: Loopy)

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Anonymous said: January 1st 2019 No no no you can't just stop there! I need more fluffy destiel with tickles and kissing! Pretty please?

I believe this is in response to Wonder whose arms will hold you good and tight. Don’t you worry, anon – Dean and Cas are not done being fluffy on this blog!

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1832wasalongtimeago said: January 25th 2019 Hi I just wanted to pop in and say the Maintenance series is amazing!! The second part was doing things to my poor heart I’ve read it like 5 times already. You’re such an amazing writer and thank you fo writing for us!

I’m very flattered, but I can’t take credit for the Of Maintenance series – that’s the lovely work of ask-flip-frost! It does things to my poor heart, too, so you’re in good company. :)

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Anonymous said: January 26th 2019 Sam Winchester can take a lot of things. The one thing he CAN'T take? Someone using baby talk on him when he's being tickled. He collapses into a puddle of helpless giggles faster than a house of cards in a stiff wind.

Precious Sammy just needs to laugh and be held, doesn’t he? <3

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Anonymous said: May 17th 2019 Thor needs tickles. So. Damn. Much.

Oh this was from right after Endgame came out. Thor did make me feel some sads there. :( Poor bab.

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Anonymous said: July 25th 2019 hi! i’ve read your wonderful fics forever but i’ve never really sent anything like this before so i don’t really know what to say.. but i had a destiel tickly thought and really wanted to share it with somebody, so here goes i guess- dean is taking too long in the shower so cas decides to use his mojo from the other room to speed things along. and listens to dean’s echoey laughs through the door. that’s all. sorry if this is weird! okay bye have a good one

This is not weird and I may have delayed in telling you any of my feelings about it but I definitely have a doc somewhere that has some vague notes about how I’d like to write this because I like it!

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Anonymous said: August 6th 2019 Anhhgff your Good Omens tword fics are so cute snvfddf i never knew I needed that of my favorite husbands till now😳😍

I know, right?! They’re just dying to be dropped into every fluffy situation. (see: #Good Omens)

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Anonymous said: July 25th 2019 Poking my head in to say hello, hope you’re doing well still! I just got into Good Omens and I absolutely loved your fic! (I watched the show first because my book was taking too long in the mail lol) Also, the other week I somehow talked myself into making a tfb blog, after all these years of almost doing so before chickening out (this ask isn’t from it because I just hopped in here briefly in a private phone browser to say hi, it’s literally just august-anon though) ~August!Anon

August!anon, I’m always so happy to see you stop by! Tagging your (not-so-new anymore) blog so everyone can check you out: @august-anon

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hey-teenblog said: August 4th 2019 I love your fanfiction very much! They give me a lot of pleasant emotions. And most importantly, they, saturated with tenderness and love, gave me to accept myself as lee!! sorry for my english, i'm russian Love you 😘❤️

I will never tire of hearing things like this! Thank you for telling me. “Saturated with tenderness and love” is a such wonderful compliment about my writing – thank you very much! No need to apologize for language differences; I’m always impressed with anyone who manages to pick up English because it’s bonkers.

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Anonymous said: August 23rd 2019 Hi! Just found this blog and wondering some basic info. ** What fandoms do toy write for? ** Do you accept prompts? ** Do you write reader insert fics? Thank you lovley ❤️

Anonymous said: August 29th 2019 Do you write tickle fics for bnha?? Asking for a friend 👀👀

The only fandoms I have reliably been able to write for are Supernatural and Good Omens – but even Good Omens is a rookie player here. Supernatural is my main jam, and Destiel is my favorite flavor. I don’t do reader inserts, but I’m always “accepting” prompts. I just haven’t written many of them for quite a long time now, so you’re welcome to drop them as long as you’re okay with them collecting dust. (see: this selfsame post)

My About/FAQ page is very dusty right now, too, but there might be some useful tidbits in there for you.

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Anonymous said: November 12th 2019 okayokayokay. Have you watched Lucifer? It's on netflix, it's great, so much emotions and pining. (Also, y'know, reg. Luci stuff. He runs a club. Bad jokes. It's great.)

I haven’t, but it’s on my Netflix watchlist, so I’ll get there eventually! I saw a gifset once where he actually did the thing I see in winged fanfic all the time, where there was gunfire and he sheltered someone he cared about with his manifested wings. And honestly, that was the deciding factor for me.

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Anonymous said: November 16th 2019 Oh Man U listen to Critrole as well! Nice! Campaign 1 was awesome but also heartfelt and really gut-punching at points. Who is your fav so far, anyone you aren’t fond of? (& Out of interest do you have any tickle related thoughts on the main crew or upcoming Fics we can look out for? As you said it’s tumbleweeds out here for this fandom’s tickles and I’ll take anything really 😂!) Hope u enjoy!!!!!

It’s STILL tumbleweeds out here and it’s making me crazy! My heart belongs to Vax primarily, Percy secondarily. I don’t really have cohesive thoughts or headcanons about anything, unfortunately. I do have this one mental picture that keeps coming up that I keep wanting to see art of (who knows, maybe I’ll commission somebody someday?) – of ridiculous brute Grog just lifting Vax straight up in his arms and gettin’ wiggly with his fingers while all Vax can do is laugh and pry and kick while absolutely nobody helps him.

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Regarding #series: Accessor:

Anonymous said: August 31st 2015 I would like to see accessor!verse cas using feathers on Dean!!! and NIBBLES and RASPBERRIES and TEETH and TONGUE and WOWWWWWW

ME TOO, FRIEND. It’s been aaaaages since I published anything new for the Accessor AU, but that doesn’t mean I haven’t been going back to my unfinished docs every once in a while to add a few lines here and there. ;)

Anonymous said: October 29th 2016 Prompt: Cas is put in charge of getting a treaty with a neighboring country that shares a lot of the same customs, including Accessories, with certain... twists (think Bracelets AU) and treats their personal slaves (like Accessories) like people (listening to opinions, giving proper care, etc.). The foreign diplomats keep bringing that up and talking to Dean. Cas isn't sure he can make it though the diplomatic proceedings. Also, he might be having improper thoughts about that custom and Dean...

I’m posting this here, but I’m definitely keeping this filed elsewhere because it’s FANTASTIC.

Halo!anon submitted: June 4th 2018 I can’t help but imagine how tickling must play a part in other aspects of society in the accessor ‘verse, besides the sessions between master and accessory. So here’s some imagines and headcanons, with a touch of worldbuilding. (Warnings, besides the usual for this AU: death mention, reference to past trauma.)

- Among the high class, during parties and other celebrations, it’s seen as a common courtesy to string up one’s personal accessory in the center of the room and let the guests entertain themselves with them. Lord Castiel never does this with Dean, much to his fellow nobles’ disappointment; the mere suggestion had Dean quaking as things he’d rather forget came back to bite him.

- Every so often, a petty criminal(the poor man’s accessory, if you will) is placed in stocks in a small town’s square and left at the mercy of the very people they used to menace. What happens next usually involves honey, some sheep, and plenty of begging. A guard stands by to warn people, “No hurting, only tickling. Everyone please wait your turn, they’re not going anywhere any time soon.”

- Certain monastic healers perform tickle therapy as a treatment for anxiety, stress, and other “diseases of the soul”, as they call them. Balthazar himself proposed the idea, because of course he did. The rich usually indulge in this kind of therapy secretly, due to its undignified nature. Some contemplate the possibility of training accessories to tickle in the future, but it’s still a big taboo.

- Every town has a folktale about a tickle monster. Curiously, many of them involve controlling plants and attacking through dreams. The southern communities still have a giggle remembering that one time six years ago when Michael offered to hunt down one such monster and came back with Crowley, a sleazy drunkard with a fetish and a dream, sitting in a cage and wearing a mask.

- The Masters sisters, Lillith, Meg and Ruby, have a long history with law enforcement. Their favorite pastime is snatching unlucky merchants off the roads and tickling them into coughing up everything they have. Everyone is sure they had a hand in Fergus"Crowley" Macleod’s untimely demise by ferocious attack hounds, but they’re very good at covering their tracks. They’ll help you cover up your tracks too, if you’re a friend- ask Bela Talbot.

I might make a second part if I get any more ideas. I hope you enjoyed this! -Halo!anon.

I am very fond of you indeed, Halo!anon. These are so creative!

hypahticklish submitted: July 24th 2018 Accessor!Ideas:

~ Gabriel leads a furious rant regarding Prince Lucifer/Sam to Castiel, relating back to perhaps dealings he has directly had with the Prince between their two unstable-yet-truced Kingdoms. Castiel relates with similar views shared by Gehenna’s councilor(s).

~ Dean and Sam BM where the audience learns more about their homevillage. Dean starts it after a rather morose remark from Sam and ends with Sammy smiling and stealing my heart.

~ Balthazar helps Sam in several ways: 1) Learns the Sam was originally a psuedo-Advocates apprentice, as well as herbalist nephew when Sam identifies the components to some salves/medicines he’s making (he had been explaining what he was doing in an attempt to spare himself being attacked like the first couple times) 2) Calls Sam out on being intelligent and making a recklessly stupid choice by selling himself to find Dean. 3) Removes Lucifers mark. And maybe perhaps: 4) Allows Sam to assist in his own healing/medicine making under his careful observation, feigned as needing two sets of hands to do correctly and his assistant was running an errand, to assess his skills. 5) Offer he work in the hospice under him, apprenticing, should Gabriel allow his intelligence not go to waste. It’s not what Sam really wants to do/learn, but it’s better than doing nothing.

~Dean officially thanks Castiel for saving Sam. I’m talking full feels, single man tear sorta thing. And Castiel says “there was never another option” and then its schmoopy sweet with the kisses and the tickles and the Cas saying he loves Dean back!!!!!!!! swoon.

~ Kali!Likes!Sam’s!Spirit! Give me a dinner scene with Gabriel, Kali and Sam where hes holding his own in a diplomatic conversation with them when he nearly crosses a line (maybe something classist? Making it clear that Cas and Gabe are the exception to his experiences) and she says “I like this ones fire. He reminds me of you, my love.” *grabby hands*

~ Prince Lucifer sends a message to Gabriel requesting (threatening) his Helpmate be returned to him for a handsome reward. Sam somehow sees letter and gets spooked because DRAMA. Gabriel responds to Lucifer with the Chief Advocate equivalent of “Fuck Off”

You, my friend. YOU. All these feelings about Sam? Top-notch, and I shall be borrowing them, yes I shall.

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Regarding #android!Cas:

hypahticklish said: January 23rd 2016 Android!Cas deciding today is the DAY. Dean has been teasing him lately that he likes these strange sensations that have him using all his back-up generated power to not accidentally break Dean's bones and challenging him with that cocky smirk and relaxed confidence. Android!Cas practicing during time while Dean rests with holding objects with similar density to the human wrists with enough gentle force that they neither fracture or slip from his grasp. Android!Cas surprising Dean by turning the tables and pinning his wrists over his head while settling himself on Dean's thighs. Android!Cas not necessarily tickling at first so much as just touching like he had been wanting to so as to catalog how his best friend feels with his new technology. Android!Cas feeling that bubble of FEELS in his chest as he listens to Dean swear at him with positive physical actions negating his harsh words, growing more amused as the bubbling giggles begin. I love Android!Cas

Anonymous said: January 23rd 2016 Android!Cas figures out his own strength comes in handy for more than just retaining himself during tickle fights. When he surprises Dean, Dean tends to squirm and fight back a little (even though he told Cas to get him back as part of the experience), so Cas uses his strength to gently hold Dean down while ticking him. Dean's never been held immobile before so it's a new experience for him, but he ends up liking it. Cas notices how Dean relaxes into his hold after a minute or so. Cas doesn't fail to use this knowledge about Dean, coming up with teasing words and methods of ticking to make Dean all squirmy and giggly, taking special notice of how light tickles effect Dean even more than most other touches, using that specially designed soft brush meant to gently clean Cas' delicate computer chips.

Anonymous said: February 17th 2016 I'm joining in on the Android!Cas thing, if not too late. Perhaps Android!Cas has detachable parts, like a foot, and Dean is a jerk and runs off and hides with it all the while tickling it and making fun of Android!Cas's increasingly desperate attempts to get it back.

Y’all, careful deliberate curious determined ‘ler Cas is LIFE. And, reserved confused helpless adorable ‘lee Cas is also life. Detachable and extensible parts are probably key to both of these things.

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Regarding current personal circumstances:

Anonymous said: January 14th 2020 I pray that you’re able to find peace during this difficult time. You are loved more than you will ever know. I know it’s hard to believe, but there will come a time that you are thankful for this experience, because it will have turned you into the person you are truly meant to be. Be strong and be hopeful. Keep your faith and keep knowing that you are going to be okay. Don’t let this dark time destroy the magnificent light inside of you. Sending you so much love

Anonymous said: January 17th 2020 I’m so sorry you’re struggling. Hang in there! We’re all here for you!

Anonymous said: February 11th 2020 all my love, thoughts and prayers are going towards you right now. also wanted to just drop a little thank you note in your inbox for all the light and joy i've found in your fics over the years. im sitting half way through my first year at uni currently but ive been a fan of yours since early highschool and i feel like ive almost grown up with your writing and fanfics in a strange way, so thank you so much for that. sending all my love to you once again- you are so strong x

I love you all so much.

#blog maintenance #ask #you people are too kind #prompt #Accessor 'verse #android!Cas

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This.....is the 1000th post on this blog, and I definitely waited until that could be true to post it, and that’s honestly? Very fitting. Seriously, you guys are a m a z i n g and I have literally never done a milestone before so I can’t tell you what it’s supposed to look like?? But we’ve somehow Miraculously (tm) managed to reach 100 followers and - anyway, this is going to be me very unprofessionally gushing about everyone because....I love you all and you’re all amazing aaaaaa. I’m??? Literally so blessed to have made friends and write with all of you. Y’all with multiple blogs, I’m only tagging once so I don’t spam your feed ok? And - as usual, this is going to get Long, because everything I do gets Long apparently. I tried to do it chronologically but IDK how well it worked oops.

THE LOVES OF MY LIFE, THE SUN IN MY EYES, MY MOON AND STARS

@ccrrupticn / D!!!! you are?? literally the reason I made this blog?? Without you, this thing would n o t mcfreaking exist omg!! You’re such an amazing writer (seriously, you manage so many muses and you give them all such distinct voices??? witchcraft???) and also so ???ridiculously kind! I love gushing to you about our Kids and you’re honestly A Saint (tm) for dealing with all of my blog construction/life related breakdowns, my crazy crossover headcanons and crashing into your inbox rambling about musicals <3 I miss talking to you so hmu whenever you come back if you want!!

@personnages / Lynna!! You’re like an Actual Angel. I think you were the first person!! who talked to me?? And You were So Nice and Welcoming that you literally soothed half of my fears coming into rpc like immediately?? You basically helped me figure out how diminutives work and you’re responsible for me adding at least 3 of my muses and I cannot tell you how much I love you and every time you pop onto my dash/feed/discord/etc, it just makes me happy inside <3 Definitely 100000% will follow you to every blog (if you’ll have me lmao) regardless of fandom!! i’m super excited about all of our ship/friendship roulettes and you’re just an absolute joy to talk to.

@nikolacvnas / LYDIA goodness you are a W O N D E R. Probably the best? Historically based blog I’ve ever encountered, and definitely one of my favorite parts of the Anastasia rpc!! The care and research and attention to detail that goes into your portrayals are a s t o n i s h i n g? Your Tatya is divine, your Maria is So Lovely and I Cry For Joy that you write Dima honestly. I’d been eyeing your blog for a little bit before I made my own - and I was honestly a little scared of you when we started cause you are a GODDESS and I am a potato, but then we talked??? and you’re hilarious and a ridiculously kind person and I love you? And of course, I love your dog (the cutest in the universe).

@mythostold / LESLIE~ Different blog, same story~ Man, I’ve been following you since maybe day two of this blog being active? No matter which fandom you end up in and which muse you write, you have such!! good!!! takes!!! For one, I love reading your meta posts??? Like you’re just so incredibly passionate about your muses?? And your writing style is so good aaaaaaa it’s so atmospheric. And on top of all of that - you’re??? such a sweet and incredible??? person??? And I love talking to you boo <3

@lifeawoke / NAT BBYSWEET <3 <3 <3 I have told the story of how I did a victory dance when you followed me to d e a t h probably but it’s t r u e your writing is amazing and your blog is amazing and y o u are amazing! You are the Natasha to my Sonya, and literally every time you send me a musing I’m like immediate-goofy-grin-heart-eyes???? It’s honestly a crime we don’t have more threads but like you’re an absolute joy to talk to and meme with and I adore you/your portrayal of beautiful bratty Natasha even if she drives my Sonya up the wall <3 You are Definitely the Funny Mutual lololol I crack up so much talking to you <3

@valianceearned / CARP you’re an amazing person/writer and holy h e c k am I impressed by your OCs!! They’re all so well thought out and developed? Your bios are so detailed and so much love and care is put into all of your characters. And your writing is so Lovely and it’s also very aesthetically lovely like holy heck the amount of work you put into both the content and the formatting? I am agog, I am aghast!!

@gearsandlevers / Callie!!!!! YOU ROUND ALL THE CORNERS I STRAIGHTEN THE CURVES!! love your kids so much. Your Violet is a delightfully clever and likeable kid, your Evan might have literally walked off the stage two seconds ago, and you’ve put so much thought into your cinnabon stoner Henry. Your dialogue is amazing and I love our headcanon sessions lobbing ideas back and forth with you!!

@spareisms / HEY MAGGIE GUESS WHAT YOU’RE WORTH MELTING FOR!! You’re like the sweetest person alive??? How are you an Actual Real Life Disney Princess?? Your Anna is so well characterized and multi layered and I love how she an be so flawed but so brave and just how human she is. I’m very excited for your Anne Shirley too!! You’re a great writer (and a super sweet person aaaa) and I love you!!

@gcneralvaganov / Deanna, I have just one question: How? Have we only known each other for like 2 months???? It feels like my dash would literally be incomplete without you?? You play such deeply complex and incredibly flawed muses with such a great depth of respect and humanity. I love all of our AUs (we.....probably have a dozen by now), our long fix-canon tangents, and....look the inevitable conclusion to this whole thing is that we should....basically just write Anastasia tbh??? You’re incredibly funny and kind and talented and I’m so glad I yeeted myself into your IMs that first time 2 months ago! I love you, I love your muses, (Dima and Anya love their Dumb Boyfriend), and I love writing with you!

@ncvaflows / ALEXA YOU ABSOLUTE LEGEND YOU. You??? Unlocked Ultimate AU Mode Ro and it’s like I c a n ‘ t stop?? First off, I cannot believe we literally own the same books and like the same barbie movies. How are we not literally the same person?? (Maybe w e ’ r e Anneliese and Erika lmao). Honestly from day 1 you’ve been so welcoming and lovely and I’m so glad we crashed into each other’s IMs yelling at top volume about random ya lit/movies/aus!! I adore literally all of your OCs (is everyone a b s o l u t e l y sure they’re not canon??? hmmmmm a Mystery)???? In the words of Li Shang, “You WRITE GOOD????” Anyway you’re amazing and I love you <3

WHILE IT’S DEFINITELY MY FAULT FOR BEING AN ANXIOUS BEAN WE REALLY NEED TO TALK MORE OFTEN CAUSE I LOVE YOU

@curtainrisen / Rebekah, dude, you’re a wonder. Your muses??? So diverse, and your voices for them? Super on the nose and amazing. I love your Helene and how human she is, and I really gotta toss more of my kids at you (Super excited for Duke!!). You’re real chill to meme with and I love talking/writing with you!!

@heartlosttravelers / Tor!! I love that you stan Raoul de Chagny So Hard ( the pure cinnamon roll boy deserves it honestly) and you’re super cool and great to talk to! All your muses are a m a z i n g and I always love the read when you pop up on my dash!

@damerusse / Marie!! You’re hella chill. Your memes???? 10000000% actually legendary. Meming with you cracks me The Heck Up. Lily is forever the puppy dealer, that is all, thank you, gnight. Ok for real though - your Lily is pretty Legendary too and you really got all that Spark and Fire right down. You’re amazing, and I love stalking your threads on my dash!

@lionhvrted / Fortune, my buddy my pal, we really be Out Here making Jane Austen plots even m o r e rom-com. Like. How did we manage that??? We might be literally magical lmao. We don’t have a ton of stuff going on at the moment but I love our dumb pining kids and I love the justice and humanity you give to your Caroline, and Fitzy loves his (future) wife.

@guvernantka / P R U E I already love our Exasperated Big Sis / Annoying Lil Sis / LITERALLY WHO EVEN ARE YOU YOU SMELLY DUMBASS LIL BRO IN LAW dynamic. You have the Best Sense of Humor (tm) and I’m always catching you when it’s like 12 in the morning here so I’m always cracking up silently in bed trying not to wake my roommies up.

@anastcsie / I LOVE OUR ANGRY SMOL AND DIRTY TOL YOUNG-BUT-OLD MARRIED COUPLE AND THEIR OLDEST DAUGHTER NAMED MARIA ALREADY. I love your Anya and how feisty and fiery she is (Dima, needless to say, loves his wife) and I love how chill (and hilarious!!) you are as a person. We do have a tendency to turn into angst monsters 24/7 but honestly that’s half the fun!!

@asundrop / Polly!!!! ok so I know we haven’t really done anything w/ Raps (yet muahaha) BUT b o y was I hella excited when I found someone willing to yell about CDrama with me??? Thank you for being the Eternally Stoic/Always Annoyed Ancient God to my Tiny Dumb Fox Princess?? I love them and I love you (you’re hella cool) so there!

@moretreasurewithin / KAAAATE goodness it’s only been a couple of days but I’m So Comfortable talking to you already? You’re just honestly really amazingly kind and I love screaming about Anastasia with you. We gotta get more going but I love your Dima and Maria Already (tm) and I love your sense of humor (here’s to torturing Dima with ties!!) and I can’t wait to get to know you better!

@annastrxng / AAAA somehow I managed to chat with you and then?? We never got anything going and it’s definitely mostly my fault cause of that High Anxiety (and also the fact that I got Immediately Busy) but you are literally So Nice and The Most Understanding and super great to talk to!! I hope we get something going in the future!!

@soulcrossed / ROSE we have the same name I keep forgetting this lmao BUT ANYWAY. All your muses?? Amazing. You gotta throw more of them at me. Your Sophie?? Are you Actually Diana Wynn Jones in disguise?? I love our crazy au/headcanon sessions and I love/hate that you’re The Worst Enabler and I’m inevitably going to end up with the other two Hatter sisters on this blog lmao.

I HAVEN’T TALKED TO YOU TON YET BUT HI!!! YOU SEEM CHILL!!

@alonecour / @steeledstark / @professor-of-predators / @sclskinn / @dulcettc / @volaticoux / @frxncaise / @argelfrasterr / @i-wrote-myway / @zharptiitsa / @villainsfall / @anyaromanovarp / @agoodandloyalrussian / @aliquisinter

AND EVERY ONE OF Y’ALL AMAZING PEOPLE OUT THERE I’M ADMIRING SILENTLY FROM AFAR EVEN NOW BECAUSE I CHICKENED OUT OF TAGGING YOU LAST MINUTE CAUSE WHAT IF YOU’RE LIKE “LMAO WHO IS THIS WEIRDO TAGGING ME??” (p.s. this is 100000% permission to slide into my IMs/like a plotting call/etc. I honestly think y’all are hella cool and probably love you already)

#follow forever #( milestone )#( ooc ) ✵ ~ CHANDELIERS AND CAVIAR ~ /#((................you know i made more friends than i thought i would coming into rpc as an anxious smol))#((I LOVE YOU ALL YOU'RE ALL AMAZING))#((thanks for putting up w/ me & my Super Anxious Self))#((ok i'm just gonna post this before i forget and reblog something and miss the 1000th post))

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