#okokok i will stop now haha.

[redstarwriting]

shit happens

spider squad x platonic!reader

request?: yes

request: “Okokok, first of all CLASH WAS SOOOO GOOD OMGGI come bearing a request only if u want to. Teen!spider!reader who is Miguel’s favorite because they don’t cause him trouble. But it’s only because they get severely anxious when they break rules (I’m not projecting, you are). So he assigns them to go on a mission with the problem children hoping they’ll rub off on them, but the problem children just corrupt them. I just need more spider children being chaotic together and tired spiderdad MiguelMwah mwah love ur writing )pls only write this if u feel like it)”

requested by: anon​

word count: 2k

genre: platonic

Warnings: language, anxiety, Miguel being unrealistic with his expectations, electrocution, spider squad gettin thrown around

A/N: omg wait no bc same HAHA as someone with diagnosed severe generalized anxiety i get so anxious to break the rules even though my spirit always tells me to lol, i hope you enjoyed this anon! thank you for the request :)

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You were the golden child. There were quite a few teens in Spider Society, but you were by far Miguel’s favorite. And that’s all because you did what he said. Now did that mean you never questioned his authority? Of course not, you questioned him all the time. But you were too nervous to go against him. You were too nervous to go against anyone. It’s proven a problem in your job since the police are not your biggest fans, but luckily you befriended a nice police captain who eases your fears every now and again. Your weekly visits with Spider-Therapist have been helping with the problem, too. Which is great for you. But you still did what Miguel said. Mans could be scary.

And that’s how you ended up here. With Hobie Brown, Gwen Stacy, Miles Morales, and Pavitr Prabhakar. There was an anomaly that needed taken down in Hobie’s world, and Miguel stuck you with the four of them. To say you were nervous was an understatement. “Right, so anyone got a plan?” Hobie asks, in his thick accent. “What? What do you mean, dude, we’re in your world,” Miles says, and Hobie shrugs. “So? Not my villain, dunno ‘ow to stop ‘im.”

“Okay, well we know that he’s an electro variant, so… what can we do with that?” Gwen asks, and Pav sighs. “Be electrocuted,” he says sadly. “Miles can handle that,” Gwen says, and Miles snaps his head toward her. “Miles cannot handle that! Why are we saying Miles can be electrocuted?!” Miles yells, and the other three shush him. “’ow ‘bout you, mate, any ideas?” Hobie asks you, and you shrug. You look around before pointing up to the water towers on the roofs of the multiple buildings in New London. “Water,” you suggest, and they all look where you’re pointing. “Smart,” Gwen says with a nod. “How do we get the water to him, though?” Pav asks, looking at you again. You frown. “I… actually didn’t think that far.”

“Well, ‘at’s, easy. We just bust ‘em. Get ‘im to fly near one and,” Hobie makes an explosion noise and uses his hands to imitate an explosion. “What? But what about all the people who will lose water?” you ask, and Miles cocks his head to the side. “It’ll get fixed fast, probably. It’s our job to fuck shit up and then have other people fix it cause if we don’t fuck shit up, shit gets fucked anyways,” he says, and you sigh. “But Miguel said to try and not cause too much of an issue—”

“Oi. Who gives a flyin’ fuck what ‘e said. Not me. And this is my bloody world, I’ll cause as much damage as I want to,” Hobie says, and you look down. “Sorry.”

“You don’t gotta apologize for nothin’, mate,” Hobie says, and you mumble another ‘sorry.’ “You know what? I think Electro can wait a minute,” Hobie says, turning towards you, “More important matters to figure out ‘ere.”

“Like what?” you ask, and he shrugs. “Why are you so nervous?” he asks, and you gulp. “I-I’m not, I just—”

“You definitely are,” Gwen says, and Miles throws in a ‘yup!’ with a nod. “Is it us?” Pav asks, a hint of sadness in his voice. “W-What? No, that’s not it,” you say, waving your hands in a frantic way to say no. “I just am nervous in general. It really isn’t that big of a deal, guys, we should be focusing on—”

“Nope. You’re not gettin’ outta this, you been in ya ‘ead this ‘ole time.”

“I’m always in my head, it really isn’t that big of a deal—”

“Is ‘at why you try to avoid everyone? Don’t talk to no one?” Hobie asks, and you gulp. “I-I talk to some people…” you mumble, and a small frown forms on Gwen’s face. “The therapist in Spider Society doesn’t count,” she says, and you look down. “Well, why not…? He’s a person...”

“Because he’s like 40, and you’re our age,” Pav says, “you’d get along better with us, bro.”

“Miguel said that if anyone could make us not as ‘moronic’ it would be you, but I feel like he just kinda takes advantage of you instead of recognizing the pressure he puts on you. I have some experience with that,,” Miles says, and you sigh. “He scares me, okay? If I break the rules then I might simply pass away from him yelling at me,” you say, and Hobie shakes his head. “Love, the rules are all bollocks. Made by people who just wanna control your life.” Gwen nods. “Miguel is cool, sure, but if anyone can get away with anything… it’s you,” she says, and Miles chimes in. “And if you’re really that scared, remember he literally chased me around his world and destroyed a train because of me. You’ll never piss him off to that point.” You stay silent, playing with your fingers. Pav reaches out and grabs your hands. “Rules are meant to be broken, (Y/n), I learned that from Hobie. And besides, the villains we face are the biggest rule-breakers imaginable,” Pav assures, and you nod slightly. “And rules are such rubbish. ‘ey’re always different anywhere ya go. Try not to put so much weight on your mind ‘bout it, breakin’ ‘em ain’t a big deal,” Hobie says. You do actually kinda feel better. Hobie brings up a good point. Rules are different everywhere you go, so breaking one every now and again isn’t that big of an issue. In fact, it can be kind of encouraged. “Besides, breaking rules is almost like challenging ideologies, you know? Like, in breaking a rule, you challenge a system in place that is telling you not to break them. No one likes that. Where would we be if people didn’t break rules?” Gwen says. “That was deep,” Miles says, and Pav nods. “'at was a wicked way a’ puttin’ it, Gwendy.”

That’s a good point, actually. You think for a bit. If you look at it as challenging a system, or even doing what’s right, who’s to say it’s a rule that shouldn’t be broken? Hobie smiles underneath his mask because he knows they’ve gotten through to you. “So, whaddya say we go blow up some water tanks, eh?” Hobie stands, rubbing his hands together. “Okay,” you say. Gwen and Miles fist bump, and Pav does a little clap. The five of you jump into action, immediately starting to taunt and lure Electro to get him close to the towers so you can douse him and put him out.

The plan was going pretty well for the first two attempts, but he eventually catches on to what the five of you are doing. Which makes it harder. Miles does, in fact, get electrocuted. As does Gwen and Hobie, and coming in as no shock to anyone, Miles is definitely the least affected. You were able to dodge all of the attacks. “You’re doing great, (Y/n)! Mind telling me how the fuck your spidey sense is so strong?!” you hear Miles yell. “MILES LOOK OUT!” Gwen screams, but it’s too late. He gets electrocuted again. “Ouch, bro! That one looked like it hurt!” Pav yells, and Miles, who is now lying face down on a roof, raises his hand up in the air, flipping him off. You snort, and then see Hobie fly past you, landing on another water tower. “Hey! Dumbass! Over here!”

“Oh, please. You expect me to fall for that? I know what your little plan is, and I’m not about to be put out,” Electro says, firing some electricity out at Hobie. Unluckily for Hobie, it breaks the water tower and electrocutes him and the water that pours out of it.

You land next to Hobie, who is now just laying on the rooftop, but he grunts and mutters some British slang that you wouldn’t understand even if he explained it to you. So, you know he’s fine. “I have an idea,” you say, and he nods. “Yeah?”

“Yeah. But we need to make sure no one is on the street.”

“What’s the goody-goody plannin’ on doin’, huh?” he says, standing. “You’ll see, just make sure there are no civilians or anyone who will get hurt. And keep him distracted.” With that, you leap and go to another one of the water towers. You take a deep breath, thinking back to what Miguel said before the five of you left.

“Try not to destroy the city while you’re at it. (Y/n), I trust you’ll keep them all in line,” Miguel said, and you timidly nod. You’d love to not destroy the city, but it’s so hard doing that as a Spider-Person. But you also don’t want him to yell at you for going against his orders. Now you’re conflicted. “No promises, Miguel. We’re gonna do what we gotta do,” Miles says and Miguel sighs. “If anyone can reign the four of you in, it’s this one. Don’t let them pressure you into acting up, okay?”

You frown. Fuck that. Miguel is pressuring you into not doing your job right. You can’t always be perfect and careful. And lucky for you, the four of them were really good at distracting villains. You web two of the support legs, yanking them and breaking them off the water tower. It starts collapsing, but you catch it. “Shit, you’re heavy,” you grunt, but regain your balance, holding it on your shoulders. You twist your body, ripping the other supports off and making the water tower completely free. You get Electro in your sight and take a deep breath. You lift the water tower, tossing it up in the air before leaping out of the way and towards Electro. You shoot webs from both hands, connecting them to the water tower and yanking it towards you. You swing it around, connecting it with Electro’s body. Sure enough, it knocks him down and explodes on impact, drenching him. And you. And Hobie, Miles, Gwen, and Pav; but hey, you did it.

You land on a roof and look down. Sure enough, Electro is knocked out cold and completely out of electricity. You swing down, placing him in one of the technological cells that Miguel developed specifically for Electros, and nod. “That… probably could have gone better,” you mutter to yourself. Your self-deprecating thoughts were cut off immediately. “That was AWESOME, (Y/n),” Gwen says, giving you a thumbs up and hug. “Yeah, little Spider, that was bitchin’,” Hobie says, giving you a fist bump. “You made it look so easy! How did you do that, you have to teach me!” Pav says, clearly excited and impressed. “You were out here talking about how you didn’t wanna break rules so instead you broke an entire water tower? That’s cool, why don’t you try being less cool next time for the sake of us,” Miles says giving you a pat on the shoulder. You smile. “Thanks, guys.” Their praise was enough to make you feel better for completely and totally wreaking havoc.

But when the five of you return, soaking wet, Miguel pinches the bridge of his nose. “I said… to not destroy the city…” he mutters, looking at you with disappointment. You look down. “City’s still standin’, mate. (Y/n) kicked ass,” Hobie says, and the other three make sounds of agreement. “Y-Yeah, Miguel. All I did was break one water tower, it’s not that big of a deal,” you say, and he sighs. “One? You all broke four water towers on four different buildings! And you flooded an entire street! You’re supposed to be the responsible one.”

“Dude. I’m a teenager. Shit happens,” you say, a sudden burst of confidence from being around the group of four allowing you to speak out. Miguel puts his hand on his jaw, sliding his hand down. “Remind me to never team the five of you up again,” he mumbles, and Hobie elbows you. “Nah, we’re a band now. Sorry ‘bout it,” Hobie says, motioning everyone to leave Miguel’s sight. You all follow. When you’re out of Miguel’s office, Hobie bumps your shoulder. “See, that wasn’t all that bad, was it?”

He was right, it wasn’t that bad.

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#spiderverse x reader #atsv x reader #hobie brown x reader #gwen stacy x reader #miles morales x reader #pavitr prabhakar x reader #spiderverse #spiderman #spiderpunk #spidergwen #hobie brown #gwen stacy #miles morales #pavitr prabhakar

[mrzombielover]

okokok HEAR ME OUT and forgive me if this is too nsfw i feel like König would be a messy lover. He would fucking LOVE having his partners spit all over him (from love bites, kissing, oral, etc) and his all over his partner’s. He would want evidence of how turned on his partner is and would REVEL wet patches on his partner’s underwear and wet spots on the surface he just fucked his partner on. and if hes getting head n they pull back and leave a string of spit connecting his partners mouth to his dick hed go FERAL. Bc of this he’s also probably into cumplay like IDKIDK i might be projecting

THIS IS SO REAL idc if you’re projecting i’m adopting this headcanon now (haha i am soooo normal about him)

he would go feralll for marks and evidence of ur sex life. loves seeing hickeys on you and himself. granted, the hood usually covers them, but it’s the thought that counts. takes pride in scratch marks, too, on his back and biceps, doesn’t care how much it may have hurt in the moment. actually just the little bit of pain probably felt really great too hes got a lil masochism streak. this makes communal showers/locker rooms… interesting. on one hand he likes showing off, but the attention he’d get from the teasing makes him anxious and shy

you have to wash your sheets and clothes OFTEN. quickies with him always end up with his or your or both pants ruined, and any particularly long makeout sessions do too.

GAHHHH PROBABLY EATS U OUT SO MESSY TOO!!!! he’s not gonna stop until his jaw is burning and he has cum and juices SOAKING his face, probably obsessed w making you squirt too

#könig #könig x reader #my little meow meow #cod x reader #call of duty x reader #call of duty #!my stuff #konig #konig x reader #!asks #!nsfw

[dayseedrawz2]

Okokok, Its time to stop mentally preparing... (for Pomni AND me in this case cuz I sorta regret doing this-) this part is probably gonna be longer than the first

[also tagging @sm-baby again. I'm sorry if I'm infiltrating you notifications but if I tagged you in the first it makes sense to tag you in the rest of the parts]

Here is part one of the Fic:

Okay now here we go again...

PART 2 OF:

☆Settings for two☆

Pomni, not having much to do while waiting for Caine and the others, just sat on the floor on the stage. Letting herself stare off into space, with the thought of escape still circling her head.

Caine was gone for a bit longer than she thought he'd be. She thought he would just snap his fingers and bring the cast out against their will. Ya know, like the oblivous AI that he is. Or at least he appeard to be to her... Then she heard the distant bustling and chatting of the others getting closer:

"Do we really have to do this for her??"

"I guess so. But I don't quite mind."

"Yeah, whatever. I just think it's stupid that he's involving us..."

"The only thing stupid about it is that he's involving you, Jax."

"Oh, settle down, guys! I think it's really sweet of him!"

"Shut up, Dollface!"

"C-can you guys stop arguing..?"

"Oh! Of course! Sorry, Gangle."

"Yeah, yeah, whatever..."

"Let's just get the day over with..."

Pomni got up as they all lined up side by side in the center of the room. But She was still a bit confused...

"What on earth were they talking about..?"

The thought lingerd with her, but it didn't invade her mind as much as the inevitable effect of her plan. But her train of thought again was interrupted by the voice of Caine bursting into their muffled conversations:

"Good morning again, my superstars!"

He swooped around the corner, approaching from the direction of the hallway.

"I hope you all are excited for today's adventure! This one is sure to be a doozy!"

He began to explain the rules of the adventure. "Something Something, the grounds, blah blah blah, Something about the Carnival? Or perhaps it was the Lake?" Not like she would know. She wasn't paying much attention. Again, all that was on her mind was the idea of leaving. When finally she tuned back in to Caine as he wrapped up his speach:

"Alright everyone! I hope you all enjoy the adventure! Stay safe and have fun!"

*Snap!*

And POOF! Caine and the others was teleported to who knows where.

Execpt, for Pomni?

She started to panic a bit:

"Im still here!? Should've known not to get my hopes up... Maybe he set that door there as a trap like the others..."

Well, at least she was alone...

*Poof!*

"Pomni!? What're you still doing here!?"

"Oh God..."

He snapped in attempt to fix what he thought was some sort of bug on his end.

Nothing happened.

Another snap.

Nothing.

He began to grow visibly frustrated, continually snapping as he spoke:

"M-my apologies, dear! There seems to be something wrong with-"

He turned to see the blue door slightly open. Pomni grew worried:

"Oh god... Did he see me in there?? Is he gonna do something to me??"

To her surprise, upon connecting the dots, he simply laughed it off:

"Haha! It appears someone got into the old settings room!"

"..."

"I told Bubble to quit messing with code without permission! I'll be giving him a stern talking to later..."

Though still tense, she let out a releived sigh:

"Sorry again, my dear! I guess this means you'll have to sit out of today's adventure!"

"I-it's fine, Caine. If that's all, I'll just head back to my room now-"

"W-wait!"

His response was a bit more panicked than usual:

"I-I'm afraid you can not go to your room at this time..."

This, of course, alarmed her:

"Wh- I- why not..?"

"You should be in the adventure right now, so even if you tried, the place would glitch like crazy!"

"Oh... well, uh- now what?"

"I... I'm not sure. This hasn't really happened before..."

"Mhmm..."

"Yup..."

It was a bit off-putting seeing Caine this quiet. Normally, he's always bugging her and the others with his antics. Not that she would prefer if he did, just- it didn't feel right that he wasn't.

Caine to must have realized just how akward it felt. He attempted to continue the conversation:

"Ya know, lately a lot of things have happened here that haven't happened before since you got here! It's pretty funny now that I think about it!"

"R-really? Like what..?"

"Well, if I knew, I would tell you! Haha!"

She wasn't quite sure what he was implying. "Was it some sorta joke? A reference?"

"S-sorry, what? I don't quite get it..."

"Well, as a not human being, I have been trying to learn as much as I can from you humans! I want to make sure that this place is as normal and comfortable as it can be!"

As he continued, he seemed more down to earth than he usually was:

"I tried to ask everyone for information about the human world, but either they say they don't remember or they just don't answer me at all."

This answer from Caine caught Pomni very off guard. She didn't expect him to open up to something like this. Especially to her.

"Gee, well- I-"

"But the feedback you gave me this morning, It made me realize. Perhaps I have been asking the wrong questions?"

She wasn't sure how to answer. Never has she been good at giving good feedback, but still she decided to give her best- "advice" You could say.

"You mean you should ask more about their personal issues with the place? Well- it might be different for everyone, but it might give you at least a few of the answers you're looking for? I-"

She was cut off by Caine rapidly shaking her hand:

"Why thank you again, my dear, for your feedback! Hopefully, this will improve everyone's stay!"

The rapid hand-shaking continued:

"Y-you're welcome?"

The shaking finally stopped, making Pomni almost fall forward:

"Well then, I suppose we should wait for the others' return."

"Yeah... I guess we'll be here for a while, heh."

He checked his WackyWatchTM:

"My! It's already almost over! They will be here any minute now!"

"Wait, really?"

"If my WackyWatchTM is right! It's as if it only started not even 5 minutes ago! Ha! That's one more odd thing that's happened since you've been here! Care to explain that one?"

Pomni had to think about that one for a moment. She hadn't had this sort of experience for a while:

"Well, if i remember, humans usually are unaware of time when doing something fun or being around someone that they enjoy being around."

This answer seemed to peak his interest even more:

"I am surprised that you are even willing to share this information with me! Is there anything else?"

As their conversation continued, Pomni thought:

"Huh... maybe this guy really does have good intentions..."

And there! Cut! End part! I can't write anymore-

Stay tuned for the third and final part!

(It is 1 am for me rn and I started at like 10 or 11 oh my goodness)

#tadc #the amazing digital circus #tadc caine #caine #showtime #tadc pomni #tadc showtime #caine x pomni

[rintoki]

okokok, now that i know you only take thirsts (yes i meant request in my apology ����😭😭), lemme thirst abt what i sent in.

so i feel like putting a vibe on hanma would result in MASSIVE whining. Like, in public he would still walk up to you, hug you from behing while grinding on you and whine in ur ear, this mf has NO SHAME 💀. But tell him that hes not allowed to show his reactions in public otherwise he wont be allowed to cum? Just imagine the repressed shivers and the held back moans, and the glazed over look in his eyes as he cant focus on anything else but the vibrations>>>>> (But ofc this mf is still composed when talking to people, lil bitch) And when you guys get home? he's desperately humping everything, hell, he'll kneel as ur sitting in the lounge and hump ur leg, sucking and licking at ur thighs to try and win you over. overall, no shame.

Mikey cant handle it, he'll be all whiney and probably have mist in his eyes. He wont show it in public, in fact, he'd be stone-faced except for a few twitches here and there, but because he's generally quiet it wont show. But once you guys get home? He'll be begging and crying to just cum, but he wont beg out-right until you edge him a bit longer, he'll probably try to convince you to let him cum.

Kazutora? HAHA good luck. He REALLY cant handle it, he's moaning mid-sentence to the cashier, almost falling because his knees are too weak so he's leaning against you. Poor baby hasnt had much human contact except for himself so hes SO SENSITIVE. He'd send you pleading looks when you turn on the vibration, and then his eyes'll cross when you turn up the vibration. When you guys get home, the first thing is he'll collapse on the floor bc his knees are too weak, and he'll moan and twitch so prettily and you cant help yourself.

Izana, he would handle it a lot like mikey, but he'll be able to handle conversation and talk to cashiers well, and he probably handles it the best so far. But, what really gets this mf? Overstim. Make him cum w the vibrator in public and keep going. Now he's stuttering and his hips are twitching. He'll lean against your shoulder, hair covering his face and he whispers for you to "Please stop the vibrator" AWOOOGA

Rindo would be silent, as in he'll talk less than he already does, but he'd still muffle his groans n shit. He would let you do all the talking as he's trying to shift in a way that his pants dont rub against against his cock, and make it more sensitive than it already is. He'd fail ofc, so you turn around and all you see is him shifting on his two feet, trying to stop his shuddering from holding back.

Thank you for ur time and i hope you enjoy my little thirst! ❤️

AJSJDJWKDJ AHHHH THANK U FOR SENDING THIS IN EBBDBEBDBHSJS HEEHEE

hyjgjjfjr i feel for hanma he’d be such an ass it would not just be one (1) vibe on him, it’ll be like multiple bullet vibrators taped to his stiff cock, even on on his perineum and on his hole. it would absolutely ruin him to switch the vibrations around; first turning it on for the ones on his cock, bringing him to the verge of an orgasm from that. only to switch last minute to the one on his perineum and hole and leave his cock high and dry. he might even have a ruined orgasm from that; his poor cock leaking all over in his pants. way past being shameless in public, he’s damn near on his knees begging you to take him home and fuck him stupid and press the bullet vibrators deep into his hole.

and for mikey he’d pretend to be ok but he’s definitely pouting and trying to convince you to bring him home. tugging on your sleeves and trying to hide his obvious boner. absolutely ruined if you even brush over his cock, bucking his hips and whining into your ear. constantly trying to pull u away to take care of him, king of keeping a straight face though, even if there’s precum dripping down his thighs you won’t even be able to tell, save for the slight red tint on his cheeks.

tora definitely wouldnt be able to take it, probably not more than an hour or two before he’s basically begging for you to take him home. he might even seriously ask to stop because he’s not confident of being able to conceal his moans or what not. like the idea of doing stuff like this in public is arousing to him but not the if people actually found out. it’s only the risk that makes him horny, so when it becomes to hard to hide he gets scared people will find out. instead preferring to have intimate moments in the privacy of your own home.

mmmm izana yes i think overstimulation would get him. especially if you have multiple on him, as well as one you hold on your person. sneakily running the little bullet vibrator over his crotch, watching him shake as you draw little circles with it through his pants. press it against his tip and you’d see him tense, body going stiff before you feel a warm wetness on your hand. izana having just cum in his pants while you continue to trace shapes on his cock. thankful for wearing dark coloured pants because it won’t be his only orgasm as you continue to tease him throughout the day with both the vibrator in your hand and the ones taped to his cock.

oh my darling rindou, he’d have on taped to the underside of his cockhead and another one nestled in his hole, snug against his prostate. alternating between either one throughout the day to extend his suffering and it’s game over if you turn on both at once. he’s the sociable type so it’s would be odd for him to be so quiet in public. chalking in up to feeling unwell, when in fact his belly is tight with heat and his legs wobbly. his walk is all funny as with every step he can vividly feel the bullet vibrator rubbing on his sweet spot in his ass, even worse when you have it on, he has to stop walking completely then.

#ksnfjdkfkdf #i actually #don’t really like to write these types #of like more than one or two characters at a time #it’s just hard for me to stay focused #i usually lose focus after 2 characters so #this took longer to do #and also having to think of more scenarios #and also bc as you can probably tell i always end up writing a lot even for one character #so i had to limit myself here #otherwise it would get too long #sub tokyo revengers #asks #six.writes #hanma shuji #mikey sano #sano manjiro #hanemiya kazutora #kurokawa izana #haitani rindou

[alatushours]

MARI PLAYS MATCHMAKER .ᐟ featuring toorellie.

@silverflqmes ♡ ₊˚ ✶ thank you for participating! this prompt is so cute squee <3 i may have gotten carried away LMAO and apologies for not getting to this until after valentine’s… i hope i got tooru’s character okay! i really hope you enjoy <3

omg this prompt is adorable SQUEEE anyhoo childhood friends to lovers you say ??? this is my cup of tea

okokok based on what you told me tooru is a big teaser right ??? but i think despite that he is very observant and remembers all the stuff you like

like if you go shopping with him and see a cute piece of clothing or something he’ll remember that and get it for you later <3

on valentine’s day, he shows up to your house with a bunch of chocolates and gifts!!

when you say “tooru-san, how much money did you spend on this??” he replies “it doesn’t matter how much i spent, what matters is that my ellie-chan is happy <3” (yes the heart is in the sentence)

in the afternoon he takes you out to a cafe… the same one you and him went to together when you were in middle school !!! ofc back then the cafe visits were just “study sessions with a friend” but now it’s a real date <3

you guys order crepes (with strawberries and extra whipped cream!!) to share, and you laugh when he gets whipped cream on his nose

afterwards he takes you to the bookstore next door (another place you always dragged him to when you were kids), and he watches with a smile as you admire all the books

you pick out a few novels and head to the checkout, but he insists on paying for them

“but tooru-san, you already spent so much on the gifts, and you paid for the crepes too…”

“aww, is my ellie worried that i’m going to spend all my money? don’t worry, i’m not broke yet!” (yet… he will be by the end of the day LMAO)

after the bookstore you head on back to your house, but tooru decides he wants to stop for ice cream on the way back (as if you guys haven’t had enough sweets today already….)

so with a sigh you head to the ice cream parlor, which also was selling heart-shaped powdered donuts for valentine’s day

you guys get two donuts and a sundae (and ofc he pays for it again)

while you’re enjoying your donut, tooru suddenly taps your shoulder. “you have powder on your lips.”

“huh, really?” before you can react, he leans in and kisses you 😳

“there, all gone.” he says with a smirk

ofc you’re all flustered when he pulls away and slap him on the arm. “why did you do that?!” but you secretly enjoyed it haha

and then you guys go home and watch a movie together <3 the perfect valentine’s day, in my opinion !!!

#mari plays matchmaker .ᐟ #૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა ellie !

[clanwarrior-tumbly]

WOO okokok SO-

Maybe just some tooth-rotting fluff with Baal? (post-Narinder freedom ending) So Yn is one of Narinder's highest ranking followers, but is really chill and energetic. What if, before they go the sleep every night, they go to visit Baal and bring like a little gift? Like a flower crown, or a snack? And maybe one time(the fic) Yn has been up for way too long and working way too hard, and just kinda... falls asleep mid-conversation?

(randomly falling asleep as a sign of trust, gotta be one of my favourite troupes ngl)

thank you so much for feeding my cotl addiction, have a wonderful day/night :]

You're welcome! Likewise I'm feeding my own addiction by writing haha

........

It was no surprise that Narinder's most loyal servants were also welcomed into the cult. Even though their master is no longer of godhood status, they would still remain by his side. Forever and always.

Or at least..that was the case for Aym and Baal for a short time. The Lamb mentioned Forenus' story to Narinder and, perhaps out of guilt, he decided to relieve them of their duties, letting the brothers reunite with their mother at last. Of course, they would still come by the cult if called upon.

The only one who made a home within this land was you, a much higher-ranking official bestowed with great powers. You still had those even now.

Yet you weren't all that intimidating compared to the other two. Heck, you didn't even want to fight Lamb when they refused to surrender the crown. But you stayed only to heal Aym and Baal after the battle. They were mortally wounded, though it was nothing you couldn’t fix.

As you’re arranging a flower crown made from camilia in the dead of night, you think back to that day and how Baal flashed you a slight smile of gratitude. He hadn’t smiled in centuries--yet it charmed you and made your heart skip beats.

Within Narinder’s realm, you were the one who always kept their spirits up with gifts and games of knucklebones. Even now you never stopped.

This gift in particular was for someone who adored these flowers. A guardian of death who found comfort in life.

So once you were finished, you looked around and didn’t see Lamb; Narinder was sound asleep in his shelter, so you decided to warp to Forenus’ home and visit the brothers. It took a lot of energy in the mortal realm, but it was worth it.

Upon arrival you immediately saw Baal cooking meat by the fireplace by himself and beamed. “Greetings, Baal!”

Despite your peppiness, tiredness was also creeping into you. Though you were eager to spend this moment alone with him. He was a bit of a night owl--or cat, rather--himself.

He looked to you with a light smile, seeing you sit beside him on the grassy ground. “Hello, [y/n]. What brings you here tonight? It's awful late."

“I come with yet another gift.” You presented the flower crown to him. “A crown of camilia. I know you always loved these flowers.”

“Indeed, I do.” Bowing his head slightly, he gave you permission to set it on top. You made sure his ears wouldn’t be flattened. And once it was on, he reached a paw up to touch it. “My thanks. Mother has vases of these everywhere. I don’t know how she got them, but..I’m glad she’s still safe.”

“I am, too.” You nodded. “You know, Lea--the Lamb could always fetch some for her. Did you know they picked some for Narinder when he first arrived in the cult? He was talking about Leshy and...I think he misses him a little bit.”

“That disgusting worm?” Baal lightly scoffed at the idea of his master mourning the people who betrayed him. Though he sighed and focused his attention to the ground, drawing circles in the dirt with his claw. “Hmph, Master has told us many stories of him..the worm was chaotic, his realm unruly and overgrown. But in it he created beauty...”

You listened to his rambles of Darkwood. It wasn’t long before the exhaustion of working many days and nights finally caught up to you. The fire in front of you two was like a comforting blanket, wrapping you up in its warmth.

Not to mention Baal’s voice was quite calming. You've known him for ages...yet you never got bored of listening to him.

He momentarily stopped speaking, blinking as he watched you lay down in the grass, curling up. ‘Did they..doze off in the middle of our talk?’ He pondered, though he could see that you indeed fell asleep.

One wouldn’t dare shut their eyes in Darkwood, especially with Narinder-knows-what lurking in the surrounding trees and the cultists going ballistic after the fall of their savior.

And to slumber next to him? This was most odd.

It was like...you trusted him to keep you safe.

All this time, Baal thought that pushing you away when you begged them not to hurt the Lamb was going to ruin your bond with him. He thought you only healed him and Aym as a favor from Narinder. He thought all the days you spent in your shelther were just you ignoring them both.

But as it turns out, it’s quite the opposite. 

You’re still happy. You’re still thriving. Your toils birthed beautiful creations such as the flower crown atop his head.

And as Baal stroked the blood-red petals with such tenderness, his smile grew once more.

#clanask #cult of the lamb x reader #cotl x reader #cotl baal #fluff

[wasterella]

okokok, so I know you’re not in SnK anymore (i respect that bc i fell out of it in 2015 and came back like a couple months ago lmao) but i just want you to know I’m so glad I’ve found and read your fics. Good Enough to Eat is like my fucking ereri bible, every ereri fic i read I’m like :// “but would GEtE!Levi do this?” LMAO really when i finished reading every single one of ur snk fics i audibly groaned bc i thought that now i have to wade through the piles of really shitty ereri fics on the tag that have insane kudos (and I’ve already reread GEtE, which is my utmost favorite of ur ereri fics, twice already)

I do know teen wolf though (seen every episode) but like you’ve said to other people, i fell out of it and don’t feel the urge rn to come back but when i do (and who knows when that’ll be, a couple months or years from now? I’ll circle back eventually), I’m immediately hitting the books with ur long list of fics for that fandom!

and reading ur reaction to the plot of SnK is so funny to me bc that’s exactly how I reacted when i came back to half the people dead and other mind blowing shit like eren having a brother lmao! Frankly i wanna watch it (i only saw season 1 bc that was all there was at the time) but i think I’m gonna stop at season 3 and pretend like the plot didn’t do a 180 and start flying off the map bc I’m not crazy about the end game plot lol also mainly bc season 3 levi gives the same energy as the exact way u write levi it’s so comforting

wow this was a very long ask I’m so sorry but i just felt like i had to say something after i tried to do the walk of shame back to the general ereri tag and felt miserable, truly i love your writing so so much i feel like i could trust heart and mind with ur writing and i wouldn’t have to worry about whether or not I’m gonna like reading a fic, bc if it’s yours i know i will. I hope you’re doing well these days and that ur have a blast with Derek and stiles :)

You are so, so sweet, omg ;~; Thank you so much! Seriously, I really appreciate it, and I'm so glad you liked GEtE!!! It was so fun to write (and honestly what made me move from SnK to TW so whoops? lol Turns out I like writing about Werewolves HAHAHA!) Seriously, you're so sweet, thank you so much!! 💕💕

Awww, that means a lot to me, thank you! I know a lot of people have fallen out of TW, both because it ended and because of HOW it ended (and the dumpster fire that was the movie recently) but idk, I like the characters. I never even saw past season 4, so I just have fun with it haha. But totally understand the falling out of it. If you ever do come back, I hope you know there's tooooons of new TW stuff out there from so many amazing new creators to enjoy :)

WAIT EREN HAS A BROTHER?! Omg when tf did that happen??? Did he knows? Is he a half-brother? Was he hidden in the basement?! IS THAT WHAT IS IN THE BASEMENT?!?!?! Man, SnK... the series that keeps on giving me explosions in the brain. Wow. Well. I don't even know who all is alive or dead anymore tbh haha. They could all be dead by now and I'd never know |D Oh wellll... But thank you ;~; That's amazing to hear about S3 Levi, thank you so much!!!

You are just the sweetest bean, thank you so, so much. For real, this ask was lovely, you are lovely, and this was so kind. I appreciate you so much, thank you!! <3<3<3

#not SnK #Ella Speaks #rosylustre

[onestepbackwards]

Ace Anon

Okokok

Let me just say my perspective

Like I didn't get that it was a meme. People in high school...

(actually I thought it meant no nuts as in you can't eat nut products and I was "why is that funny, I love nuts. this is going to be hard... ITS SEXUAL NUTTING?!... nvm I'm great)

How i interpreted (I know now that I was wrong) was that everyone was trying to be like me for a month and I was great at it and I wouldn't feel as uncomfortable because they couldn't do anything. The weird and uncomfortable aspect of social interaction between me and guys was gone a little bit.

Kind of.

Like it's fine if you don't do it it's just an Autism literal thinking thing

Oh okay! I can see where you are coming from! Don't worry, it's all good. I was around here when it first became a meme, and was laughed about, though not many people ever talked about irl where i'm at. It was always a joke where I was at and not really taken seriously. Maybe was a challenge to some guys, but they'd stop caring after a week. It's why I don't take it seriously haha. Didn't even realize it was November until ppl messaged me about it jfsljfkldjf

#ask #ace anon #zed.talks #nsft

[hintofelation99]

Justice League Babysits Dick

Aquaman, picking Dick up from school

Aquman: Hi, kiddo. Batman had to go out of town, so you’ll be spending the night at the manor with the league.

Dick: Ok! Hey, wanna see a trick?

Aquaman: Um, sure?

Dick proceeds to jump out of the moving car.

————

Superman: I still can’t believe we are just going along with Batman bringing a CHILD out on patrol with him!

Flash: I still can’t believe we got talked into babysitting him.

Green Lantern (GL): More like ordered to, there wasn’t really a choice.

Wonder Woman (WW): All of you stop. Clark, the Robin is young, but he has the heart of a warrior. It is not our place to drive him from the battlefield. And you two, stop complaining Arthur will be back any minute with the Robin and I do not want the little bird to hear your fighting.

Flash: Oh there they are! Hey Arthur!

Aquaman: Here’s the kid. I’m going to bed.

GL: But it’s the middle of the day?

Aquaman: Spend a few minutes with the kid, then you’ll understand

GL: Oh, okay?

Dick: Bye Mr. Aquaman!!

————

Dick: HimynameisRichardbutyoucancallme-

Flash: Okay kid, that’s a bit fast. Even for me.

Dick: Sorry! My name is Richard Grayson but you can call me Dick. Wait?! Are we using made up names? Okokok, forget everything I said before! My name is Robin! I’m an acrobat and I-

GL: Are we sure this is Batman’s kid? When did he even have time to raise a child

Dick: Oh, Bruce isn’t my real dad. He adopted me after I watched my parents fall to their death

GL: W-what?

Dick: Yeah they were murdered.

GL: ...

Dick: I still have nightmares about it

GL, whispering to Wonder Woman: why is he still smiling??

Dick: It’s to hide the pain

GL: I think I understand what Aquaman meant now. I’m gonna go to bed too.

Flash, muttering under his breath: Coward

Dick: Bye Mr. Green Lantern! Wow he seems odd, ya know Batman says he’s an imbecile but I don’t know he doesn’t seem [rambling continues for like 20 minutes]

————

Dick: Hey Mr. Flash, can I help you cook dinner?

Flash: You can call me Barry, Dick. And sure, I’d love your help. Can you fill this pot with water?

5 minutes later

Flash: HOW DID YOU SET THE SINK ON FIRE??

Dick: I DON’T KNOW??

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Dick: Thanks for helping me with my homework Ms. Diana, Mr. Barry said he would but then Aquaman and Green Lantern called and he had to go.

WW: Of course little bird, I’m always happy to help. So question 1-

Dick: Hey Ms. Diana look what I can do!

Jumps from banister to chandelier to couch

WW: NO!

30 minutes later

WW: Clark, it’s your turn with the kid.

Superman: Oh my god, Diana are you okay??

WW: He just doesn’t stop moving? And he jumps off of everything, I think this child has a death wish!

Superman: Why don’t you head to bed, I’ll take care of him.

WW: Fine, just be careful, the kid will jump from anything.

————

Clark: Hey Dick, how about we play a game of tag?

Dick: REALLY?!

Clark: Yeah!

4 hours of non-stop tag across the roof tops of Gotham.

Clark: Ok, time to get ready for bed, alright?

Dick, trying to hide a yawn: Ok uncle Clark

————

The next day

WW: I feel bad for leaving Clark last night

GL: He was probably alright, probably.

Flash: The kid just had so much energy, and he set water on fire?

Aquaman: Why did we leave Clark alone with him?!

WW: It’s almost 10:30 and they do not appear to be awake. Do you think they’re dead

Clark: Haha ok I promise next Friday I’ll take you flying!

Clark and Dick walk into the kitchen with Dick on Clark’s shoulders looking calm, they’ve clearly been awake for hours.

Clark: Look who’s finally up!

Flash: You’ve been awake this whole time??

Clark: Yeah I took Dick flying and then to the park to burn some energy.

WW: But how did you keep him from trying to jump from fatal heights?

Flash: Or from setting things on fire?

GL: And what about he non-stop talking?

Aquaman: HOW DID YOU KEEP HIM FROM JUMPING INTO TRAFFIC??

Clark: He’s just... a bit energetic? All he needed was an outlet for that energy.

WW, smiling: It sounds like you found the Robin’s weakness

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Next ->

#where is the line between fic and weird quote thing? #the world my never know #I imagine dick would be a huge shock to the league since he’s so different from Batman #batman #dick grayson #robin #nightwing #aquaman #arthur curry #wonder woman #diana prince #bruce wayne #green lantern #hal jordan #flash #barry allen #clark kent #superman #mypost

[jemjams02]

I had a funny idea- so imagine the brothers or just one of them trying to get MC's phone for some reason and to keep them from getting it MC just shoves it in their underwear 👀this can get spicy or just be silly lol up to you I just wanted to share my random thought

LMAO okokok, I'm writing this as a F!MC, so warning to those reading this

I'm doing it because haha phone in boobies haha

Lucifer

You were hanging out with him in his study while he worked

However, your constant giggling at your phone was becoming...distracting

On top of the constant notifications that were no doubtably from his brothers

He was honestly a little jealous, but he'd never admit it

He stood from his chair, and practically slammed his hands on the desk before looking you right in the eyes

He came around and demanded you hand over your phone - under the guise that it annoyed him, but he actually wanted to see what his brothers were saying to make you laugh

You giggled a little, and denied his demand, only causing him to attempt to grab it by force

Luckily for you, you've learned how to dodge demons, as Mammon and Asmo have both been known to rummage through your phone

A chase around his office ensues, you using furniture as a guard, bobbing and weaving, all the while giggling and laughing hysterically at Lucifer

Eventually, he cornered you, and made another grab for the device

Unfortunately for him, you were faster once again, and your phone was suddenly lodged between your breasts

You snickered triumphantly, "What're you gonna do now, Luci-bear?"

He grumbled something about you being absolutely indecent, but there was a slight tint of pink to the tips of his ears, probably because of the affectionate little pet name

He straightened himself out and headed back to his desk, defeated

Mammon

He usually ends up on your phone some way or another

however, tonight, he was desperately trying to steal it, wondering what exactly was making you laugh so hard

He was chasing you around the house, up the stairs, around the living room, through the kitchen

You were a slippery little minx

Eventually, you slowed down, your human stamina running low

He managed to catch you in a very anime-like kabedon

Unfortunately for him, you were smart

Your phone was suddenly sticking out from between your boobs

He stared, his face turning beet red as he grumbled something about not being interested anyway....

Leviathan

He wanted to know who you were texting

it was HIS turn with you!! who's distracting you from watching anime with him!!

He suddenly made a grab for it, and you leaned away, extending your arms and giggling

the two of you scuffled playfully, Levi continuing to make grabs and trying to pull your arms towards him

Out of nowhere, you shoved the phone into your bra

HIS FACE TURNED R E D

MC???? How could you do this to him, he can't handle something like this!

Levi.exe has stopped working

Y-You're cheating!!

His reaction just made you giggle more

Asmodeus

Bold of you to assume this entire event would phase him

It doesn't matter what the set up is, he'd just grab it from your boobahs

Satan

You refused to show him the cat pictures

Teasing him with a little "make me" and a giggle

A chase pursues, but not for long, its hard to run in such a cluttered room

in classic troupe style, you both trip and he ends up on top of you

He demands to see, stating that he won

But you have another trick up your sleeve

before he could make another grab for your phone, you shove it down into your bra

He pouts, saying something about how "a gentleman isn't allowed to just grope a girl"

He's your boyfriend. He's literally groped you several times. He's just looking for an excuse to hide his little bout of embarrassment

Beelzebub

Also wouldn't be phased

He's blunt, and would also just reach in and grab it regardless of the set up

He would have a light blush dusting his cheeks though, and would avoid eye contact for a couple minutes

Belphegor

He wants to know but doesn't have the energy to fight you for it, sorry, you don't even get the chance

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me beelzebub #obey me mammon #beel obey me #belphegor #obey me lucifer #obey me belphie #obey me belphegor #obey me asmo #obey me asmodeus #obey me satan #obey me levi #obey me leviathan #sock answers asks #sockwrites

[wexhappyxfew]

YESSSS I LOVE THESE OKOKOK MAY I ASK FOR 3, 7, 9, 14 ⁉️

LOVE YOYUY!!

AH! FRIEND! HELLO!! thank you so much for stopping by! <3 (completely AGREED; these are just so much fun?!?! idk how to even describe it but getting short bursts or story discussion is always just super fun!!). ANYWAY! off to answering - thank you again *SENDS HUGS*!! :D

3. Tell us all about the OC you are most proud of creating.

By far, it is Natia Filipska. Hands down. There are many aspects of her as a character that I really like, especially with how it all ultimately came out in words on a page. And there are also future aspects I am still very excited to explore. She is someone who is very different from who I am as a person, but someone I can still see bits of myself in every now and again - in things where I catch myself agreeing with her words or action. It's an experience I am really proud of.

7. What’s the best writing motivator for you?

For me, the best writing motivator I feel is, the want to tell a story. I'm not super into the numbers game and stuff like that, it's more just an *in my free time* thing and a hobby, a way to get a creative outlet made more than anything! So, when I find a story I want to write, even if I have no clue where it might go, but I feel like I could make a story out of it, I find that really motivating for me. I feel though, that's just one of the many things that get me motivated (music is another HUGE motivator!), but just having that drive and want to create a story; that's something everyone deserves. :)

9. Who’s your biggest cheerleader?

Probably myself, tbh! Which is okay! (and ofc you let's be real, the hype you've given me has meant the world!! plus shoutout to @vintagelavenderskies @tvserie-s-world + @wecomrades who have also been super supportive and friendly and people who've just always been there) But, yeah, I'd say I'm usually my own biggest cheerleader in things like this. Mostly because it's only for enjoyment and I'm working on not being too hard on myself and such because of that!

14. Copy and paste a joke/funny moment you are particularly proud of.

OKAY SO - this one I had to dig around for a bit, I couldn't remember *exactly* what chapter it was but I found it and it's one I was really proud of at the end of the day haha! enjoy! <3 (ie smartass joe toye and flustered natia filipska)

" When's Independence Day?" he asked her and Natia watched him, raising a brow.

" Sergeant Toye," she said, eyes narrowed. He looked at her stopping as she did and watched her with playful eyes.

" When's Independence Day, Agent?" he asked her, pulling a hand up to his mouth to lick the corner of his thumb with smirk before using it to turn to the next page. Natia's heart missed a beat as she tried to steady her heart rate.

" 1776."

" Actual date."

" July 4th, I'm not an idiot."

" Alright, alright," he said, as she couldn't help but smirk slightly," what about Joe Toye Day?" Natia watched him from her crossed arms, raising a brow even further.

" You can't be serious." she said, watching as he let out a laugh shaking his head.

" C'mon," he said, giving her shoulder a little shove as he did so," you know me."

" Do I?"

" When's Joe Toye Day, Agent?"

" Nonexistent." Sergeant Toye let out a chuckle as he closed the book, before sliding it into her hands, watching her with dark eyes, before looking her up and down, zeroing in on her flushed cheeks and bright red nose - not just from the cold. He sent her a wink.

" Every 3rd Thursday in November, sweetheart." he said, before standing upright and smirking again as he began to walk away.

[ask game!]

#THANK YOU AGAIN MY FRIEND!!! :D #these were very fun to visit #especially that last one #i really enjoyed those two and am missing them BIG TIME RN #that moment was just very on par with their connection lol #thank you again! #natia filipska #joe toye #landslide #bob fic

[claymour]

You don’t have to publish this but I just want you to know that I would support you, I would stand by you as if we were brothers in arms if you decided to make self ship content LOL I love hearing you talk about how much you like your faves it’s so epic and I adore your art and you’re just so sweet, I would hype you UP. I just don’t want you to feel bad for wanting to make that content if that’s what you genuinely want to do ‘cause I think you should be able to make content that makes you happy!! Follow your heart LMAO Also side note: seeing you talk about Billy makes me so happy like I get emotional LMAOODDJ

IM. 66777777777777777777-++++++++ UVYVWHBAHBWHVVHWVHWBHWVHWBWBHWBHVWHWVHWVHVHWVHWVHWVHWHVWVHAAAAAAAGGGGAAAAAA!!!!! IIII II IIM IM ++++ THIS IS . THIS IS SO UNBELIEVABLY KIND IM ATCUALLY MELTING IRL RN HOLD ON I--I I HVQ HBQBHBABH THANK YOU SO MUCH... QHAHQBBHBJABHABJABJABAA ( I DONT LIKE MAKING POSTS TOO LONG SO I'M GONNA PUT THIS UNDER THE CUT VHVUWWUBWBY )

VYVYUBAVYAYVVAYVAVHAHVAYVAVHBYAVHABHAHBAYH I LITERALLY STOOD UP AND DID A BACKFLIP WHEN I READ THIS GAHABHAHB THIS IS SUCH A KIND THING TO SAY !!!!!! GAHAHABHHBA THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR TAKING THE TIME TO SEND THIS TO ME.....GQGQHQ

IT MEANS SO MUCH TO ME TO GET A MESSAGE LIKE THIS GEHEH!! TBH IVE ALWAYS LOVED SEEING PEOPLE'S SELF-SHIPS AND STUFF..IT REALLY MAKES ME SUPER HAPPY TOO SEE PEOPLE MAKING CONTENT THAT MAKES THEM SUPER HAPPY! WBHWBH ITS ALWAYS BEEN SOMETHING IVE WANTED TO JOIN IN ON, EVEN IF ITS JUST SILLY DOODLES OF ME LIKE.. SCREAMING WITH A CHARACTER BUT IVE ALWAYS BEEN SO SCARED ABT IT LOL!!...THAT BEING SAID IVE NEVER REALLY BEEN APART OR EVEN POSTED IN ANY ONLINE SETTING UNTILL NOW! GHEHE IT REALLY GIVES ME A BIG CONFIDENCE BOOST TO SEE OTHER REALLY COOL PEOPLE POST ABT THEIR SELF-SHIPS OR DRAW THEIR OCS WITH A CHARACTER OR SMTH GHEHEYG... * BREAKS MY HOUSE DOWN * OKOKOK THATS IT IM GONNA DO IT OMG GAVUVYHYYVH HVVY YV GAGAHAHAHAHA ++

ALSO OBJJ IM GLAD IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO GETS EMOTIONAL OVER PEOPLE TALKING ABT THEIR FAVS??????!! LOLLLLLLLLLL HAHA IVE ALWAYS BEEN A REALLY EMOTIONAL PERSON LIKE SEEING PEOPLE GET REALLY EXCITED OR HAPPY LITEARLY HYPES ME UP SO BAD I GOTTA LIKE. KICK MY MATTRESS LOL! I THINK THAT'S APART OF THE REASON I LIKE SELF-SHIPS SM LIKE ITS JUST SO FUN!!!!! GAHA

Omg I'm so sorry this is so long GAHA I think I have a issue with making really long replys to things sometimes LOL!! this was just such a wonderful and kind thing to say to me IT MADE ME EMOTIONAL LIKE HBHHVH 😭😭😭😭 GRRRRR UR SO SWEET FOR SENDING ME THIS GRRRR GVVGVY VYVH THIS MADE ME SMILE SO HARD LOL I LITERALLY LOOKED LIKE THIS READING IT

OKOK ILL STOP NOW VGVVYGVVY BUT THANK U SM!! THIS MADE ME SO HAPPY AND EXCITED I LITERALLY HAD TO WATCH BLACK CHRISTMAS AGAIN TO CALM MYSELF LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL IM NOT JOKING I ATCUALLY DID HAHA HAHAHV

#THIS IS SO LONG IM SO SO SORRY OH MY GOODNSDD HVVHVH 😭😭 #HGHAHA I HOPE THIS DOESN'T COME ACROSS AS STRANGE OR ANYTHING!! HAHA I GET REALLY EXCITED EASILY AND I CAN TALK FOR DAYS HVVHVH #GHAHA THIS LITERALLY PUT ME IN SUCH A GREAT MOOD LOL I WISH I COULD LIKE..ATTACH A HEART RATE MONITOR TO MYSELF TO SHOW U LOLBTTTTTFFG #* BREAKS DOWN UR DOOR * UR SO NICE!! GRRRRRR GRRR YV GH THIS WAS LITERALLY SO KIND AND SWEET IM GONNA CRYYYYY CYYCTCVH VY #OK!!!! OKOK I GOTTA STOP.....I GOTTA STOP......LOL IM SORRY AGAIN FOR THIS BEING TO LONG! HAHA.. #THANK U SM THO EGHEHEHHE * BREAKS ALL MY WINDOWS WITH A BASEBALL BAT * VH #ask #long post #* dies * #MY SELF SHIP STUFF IS GONNA BE SO STRANGE LIKE IT'LL PROBABLY MAKE NO SENSE TO ANYONE BUT ME VHHV #OHH BUT IT'LL BE SO FUN TO ATCUALLY DRAW SMTH LIKE THAT THO.... GHEHEHE ... #I HAVE VERY STRANGE EMOTIONS ABT BILLY...I WANNA LIKE. BE HIS BEST FRIEND THAT SCREAMS WITH HIM BUT ALSO KINDA HAS A LIL CRUSH ON HIM LOL #I'D BE MOSTLY PLATONIC THO I THINK GHEHE..... GHAHAH... #i love fun stuff i really do AND SELF SHIPPING IS LIKE....THE KING OF FUN LOL..... #why am i still talking omg ILLL STOP ILL STOPPPPP HAHA #its like opening Pandora's box ..... 😭 LOL

[stimmedtavi]

vibrates

spoilers for season nine nd stuff below the cut ---------------------

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT?? HELLO???? currently losing my fucking mind i'm literally. HHhhHHhHHhhHHhhhhHh HELLO!?!?!?!?!!?! HELLO!?!?!?!?!?! i'm going fucking NUTS rn holy shit. abt to categorize all of this bcs OHHH MY GOOODDDDD im going nuts rn.

actual gameplay stuff (guns, maps etc) HHH HVHSHV HVHAHV WORLDS EDGE MY BELOVED.... also HELLO OLYMPUS W THE NEW SKY?? i'm so here for it on GOD i literally love the way it looks sm. the infected beat is hitting kinda weird idk how i feel abt that but im excited for the lore that comes with it. aLSO PK ON THE GROUND HELP HELP HELP OH MY GOD. i joined in season 4 and got so used to keeping the pk around w me and then BOOM they took my baby away from me i was so sad ab it bUT NOW SHES BACK WAHHH </3 i'm so happy. i feel like this season is going to be really really nostalgic for me bcs worlds edge nd pk are like.. tiny wraith portals to the past in my mind and it's so nuts. also the boeck bow or however u spell it looks really cool but i also Fear it Deeply bcs it looks very powerful. it can also have multiple hop ups which is fucking nutso?? like hello:?? thats a little scary imo but i'm excited to see it in use!!! also the triple take in care package is lowkey making me sad asf bcs i was semi hoping devotion goes back in since i Hate That Bitch but ehhh i agree semi that triple take belongs there. its kind of a bitchy gun to go up against anyways. this season and its 'meta' or whatever gamer ppl say is gna smack some ass on god.. character stuff (skins, emotes nd valk ofc) CATBOY OCTANE im so ready im so ready omg. i hope crypto gets something lowkey bcs i think he deserves it since i Love him and Care about him. i hope they start feeding lots of legends good stuff this season bcs we need to be dripped tf out for season 10. i will give respawn my soul if it is taken for payment. i also hope we get more dive emotes and perhaps there will be unlockable ground emotes? not sure ab that one since they are so new but im hype af for battlepass this season :D im really really excited for the ground emotes. like i cant even explain how excited i am. i saw the video of them and i genuinely just started yelling at my screen it was pathetic to watch.. anyways the way octane moves and stims and stuff?? since i always play him i never see his passive movements but i just feel so happy watching him stim and stuff bcs im the exact same way with my hands and full body stims. it makes me feel a lot more comfortable with the way i am and how i work. i feel like it's ok to stim nd stuff and thats how it should be!! i feel really happy rn pls vsjnv im trying so hard to sound normal. alos cryptos?? ground emotes?? im literally shaking and crying. the rare one is really cute dont get me wrong but the one where he uses his drone as a sword literally has me in tears. it's so nice looking and we don't get to see crypto's more playful side very often and then boom... he's using hack as a sword and i am in tears on my bedroom floor. his LEGENDARY THOUGH??? literally shook me to my core i was like oh my god oh m ym g od o??!?!?!?/ crypto is a huge romantic cc for me and i use crypto gamer bf funny haha as a joke quite often but like ?? he looks?? so cute?? like he finally looks like he's more comfortable in his skin. i find a lot of the time he seems to be full of discomfort and just very paranoid but in these emotes we see a softer side of him and it makes me really happy. i just can't stop thinking about these ground emotes man.. they mean so much to me. the other ones are v cool too ofc but i wont go into all of them since theres not enough time for me to discuss that lmivnjsdnv. okokok now VALK!! i'm excited to play in squads w her!! i think she and tav would be really good friends and i love her abilities (even tho i kinda think her passive is a bit op) but she seems really fun! i'm excited to try out using her !! general excitement i'm just all around hype for this season. i cant remember the last time i was this excited for a new season... it was probably season 5 tbh. olympus had me excited dont get me wrong but i really havent felt like theres been enough changes in other seasons to get me all riled up like this. so much is being added in (i didnt even cover arenas) and i'm super duper excited to wait 6 hours for the download file to

copy onto my ps4 <3 anaywyas im gna shut up now this is long

#poster talkz #more like poster ramblez </3 #long post #season 9 spoilers #apex season 9 spoilers #do i tag these as spoilers?? #spoilers #spoiler #i guess?? idk i wanna be safe

[folkshroom]

okokok so i saw u talking ab ur skincare in the tags of a post n now i’m rly interested bc i know NOTHING n my skin is so dry HELP

im sorry i haven't answered this!!! i got some new stuff to add to my routine and i wanted to actually use it before i told ppl it was good or not!

but i GOT U OK my skin is super dry too, even when i was using a heavy moisturizer in the morning (usually around 5-6 am) i would be super super dry and flaky by my work break which is usually around 11!

***this is if i’m not wearing makeup! if i am, the makeup remover cleaners i use are Lush’s 9-5 cleansing balm, or if i’m feeling especially dry/during the winter, i use Lush’s Ultrabland, bc its a little more oil based and moisturizing! after these, the routine is the same!***

1. Lush’s Kalamazoo Cleanser: so this is pretty much the only face wash ive used this long and genuinely think has benefitted my skin! its actually a beard cleanser, but you can use it as a normal face wash too, and its exfoliating bc of the pineapple juice, it doesnt have any texture or beads or anything, so it’s pretty gentle!

2: The Ordinary Niacinamide 10% + Zinc 1%: this one im not going to outright recommend yet, ive only used it for a couple days, but its supposed to help w blemishes and breakouts! i dont have acne prone skin, but i am disabled + have chronic fatigue, so sometimes it’s hard for me to do all of this consistently (and by all of this i mean literally any of it tbh) and i tend to get a bit of acne in my T zone when i dont for a bit!

3. The Ordinary Hyaluronic Acid 2% + B5: this brand is SO amazing and SO affordable!! this is a thin water-based formula, so i use it first! it makes my skin super soft, and i’ve been using it for about a week and have nothing bad to say about it! the very first time i sued this, i could immediately feel how soft and smooth my skin was after i finished my routine, it was shocking (i did in fact make my gf pet my face afterwards)

4: The Ordinary 100% Plant-Derived Squalane: ok remember everything i said about how soft my face was after using step 3? multiply that times 20 and you’ve got this product. it’s an oil based formula, so it’s the last serum-like thing i use, and it is honestly unbelievable, like i said these products are so affordable to begin with, this one is roughly $7 i think? and you only use a few drops, so they last a long time!!!! this one helps w maintaining surface hydration without clogging ur pores n all that, and i absolutely love it even though i’ve only been using it since monday! so much so that when my cat spilled the majority of my bottle, i immediately went out today after work and bought another!

5: Lush’s Celestial Moisturizer: ok this one im not gonna say absolutely 100% go get this. it’s really nice, soaks in well, but is VERY expensive. i got a small sample size in a set from Lush, and ive been using it very very sparingly in only the dries parts of my face, but i wanted to mention it nonetheless. 

6: The Ordinary Natural Moisturizing Factors + HA: ok THIS. MOISTURIZER. again, super affordable, about $7 for a decent sized tube, about the size of a face wash tube, and it is AMAZING. it keeps my skin so soft and so moisturized, no more being dry again after 4 hours! its a little heavy, but to be fair i do use a good amount, and it soaks in pretty quickly, probably about 10 minutes or so? and it doesnt make u feel greasy or clog ur pores!!!

so thats it for my daily stuff, but i do use one more product. 

so i have pretty dry skin, but it also gets kinda dull and textured weirdly? like foundation doesnt rly sit right on my forehead and stuff, and one a week or so ive been using The Ordinary AHA 30% + BHA 2% Peeling Solution, which is a mild, at-home chemical peel type situation? it went semi viral on tiktok awhile back, its like a blood red color haha. it doesnt feel great, bc its acid, but it kinda feels like when u get hair bleach on ur skin for a minute or so and then it stops, and it just helps my skin look brighter, and also fades acne scars (which is great, bc i have a skin picking issue so i make things worse than they should be) but if u have sensitive skin this is probably a no-go

OK sorry for rambling haha skincare is kind of a special interest of mine i guess? uhhh if u have any other questions lmk!!!!

#skincare #love letters #long post

[scary-mostaccioli]

OKAY I HAVE A WHOLESOME REQUEST BC MY MIND IS REELING: After your “NPC that’s easiest to romance” post it hit me with a thought™️. Dating Simulator AU for the creeps? What are their characters types and how does romancing them go, etc. you can only write for one or two, and pick whoever you want! I just thought it might be cute — 🌊

»okokok fuck yes this is my SHIT. So this may be a little messy haha

Also i am so fucking sorry this is so long. I got excited but I did cut out some sO. -Honey

Dating sim AU

I'd imagine the dating sim would start off all fancy and routes start out with a branching path where you have the options of like: »Proxy« »Freelancer« »Mansion«

But you can't really tell which option is which.

Youll end up with one of the three branches and be kinda stuck with the characters and then you can pick the character off through there.

Proxies (Includes Hecate-)

So we got the types: Crackhead, Reserved, Standoffish/Ass, and Mildly Infuriating™

The branching story revolves around who the MC gets shoved off on when on a mission (which is dictated by previous dialogue options).

Toby/Hecate are likely the ones that most people go for because they have the most entertaining options. Toby'd be teasing masky and your three options would be like »"...Do you mind being less annoying?"« | »"Can you guys just...not."« | »"Oooooooh shit-"« | »*Snarky agreeing remark*«

Toby's the easiest to romance (of the proxies) if you choose all the obviously for him options.

Though he'll call you a useless dumbass with a laugh the best way to get to his heart is pure snarky comments back to him.

Toby's route revolves around laughing at his jokes and supporting his injuries along with making jokes with him and encouraging him to think about his past-- even if he cant remember it.

Bad ending is Toby stabbing the MC in the back after he wasn't able to kill his target and they got away (Due to MC in the first place)

Normal ending is default proxy ending. They return to the cabin with no discernible chance in relationship as the MC is still treated like a pet.

Good ending has them returning to the cabin and Toby begging to 'keep them' while pointing to MC. He'll insist hes joking and the end of the route as it ends with a cliche kiss scene.

So Hoodie right. Hoodie is the second easiest to romance.

He's the reserved type that scoffs at the antics from the corner, though he doesn't say much in protest of things.

If the MC gets shoved off on him it would be a lot of silent movements as the MC and him get stuck in a deadly situation. He ends up saving her and in the midst of her thanking him he'd say his first words she'd hear him say, "You're welcome...now stop thanking me."

The MC would likely have a lot of chances to encourage him to talk. The correct dialogue options are harder compared to Toby's as bugging him too far can actually fuck you over.

The route culminates in them both getting lost at night time abd being forced to talk and watch the stars.

Bad ending can only happen in the middle of the story. MC gets killed by threat.

Normal ending is default proxy ending.

Good ending results in Hoodie returning to the Cabin with MC, being clearly more possessive of them as he doesn't allow anyone to touch them. and make sure they're ok.

Masky is on the harder scale to romance.

His options aren't entirely clear... sometimes he needs humor other times he doesn't.

He seems like a normal tsundere™ but its more of a route where you actually have to pick options that end up earning his respect.

Getting on his route isn't hard, but the route itself is.

Badgering him about his past is not the way to go. It would fuck up any player...but not mentioning it at all fucks stuff up too.

Somehow, in his route he'd have an episode, that would be the climax.

Picking right options to get out of that situation and earning his respect before talking about his past and why this shit is happening as he takes off his mask to smoke under the cover of a ditch is where the crisp dialogue happens. Also tells you your gucci.

Bad ending actually results in masky's death.

Normal ending is default proxy ending.

Good ending is ~relationship~

Hecate's route is just as popular as Toby's but...it makes no fucking sense half the time. Most players would fail her route and sit in confusion.

She develops through both lost memories and humor. Finding the balance between when to be serious with her and when to continue joking is the key, though it is quite hard.

Her route would revolve around a murder. The MC is already spooked she's with a ghost, set aside the murder.

The hardest part of the route is sometimes the MC must actually be mean to Hecate to get a point across.

Hecate would remember something, which is when the route would take the bug turn and you know you're on the right track if you succeed.

The good ending is Hecate genuinely caring for the MC. This is shown through protecting them, making sure they’re okay, and caring for their wellbeing as well as how they feel.

Normal ending is Hecate acting somewhat nicer, but it’s more on the borderline of a neutral and platonic feeling toward the MC.

Bad ending is Hecate killing the MC in order to regain another memory of her past.

Freelancer

Achieving the freelancer route requires the MC to escape the mansion, so it's kind of the secret routes (Though Ill only put Janes here so this post doesn't kill everyone)

Upon meeting Jane the MC would beg her to help them yadda yadda.

The route would mostly be Jane attempting to get the MC to safety out of the woods as they run from all the creeps and proxies.

As Jane's route is a secret route, the responses are more difficult

You would learn about Jane's interests in finding Jeff (You'd def have the option as an MC to mention seeing Jeff in the mansion or not.)

The route would definitely end with a partnership in attempting to find the mansion and complete Jane's goal.

The bad end would just be Jane watching as the MC gets killed.

The normal ending is Jane getting the MC out of the woods and they never see each other again

This route would have loads and loads of fluff.

'Pure screeching about how cute the route' is kind of route. Though the tension and likely jumpscares often break that.

Mansion

The mansion is where you originally arrive, so its the easiest to want go stay. (Ill only do Jeff and BEN here)

Ben's route is medium difficulty, but is straightforward if you know what youre doing. Dont feed into his narcissism and play games with him (you have to beat him at a minigane to complete it, though).

His good ending is through doing those actions, and results in him protecting the MC.

His normal ending is the default ending for the mansion. The MC gets thrown out when whatever is keeping her in there leaves.

The bad ending happens by feeding into his narcissism. He traps the MC in a game to be his personal play toy. He develops an intense obsession with her.

Jeff's route is just pure pain.

The dialogue options are super specific. You cannot mess up with one answer or you're done.

He doesn't seem to have a set personality to go along with. He makes fun of the MC he fucks with the MC, he pretends to care about them-- and its really hard to know which is which.

The bad ending for him is just murder. The only thing the MC can hear as they bleed out is Jeff going, "Oh shit...I dont think I was supposed--"

Normal is default.

Good is Jeff insisting the MC doesn't leave. There's no real romance throughout his route, but he insists that the MC should stay in the mansion, for no sensical reason.

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[perry-the-deer]

SO!

it is EXACTLY a month before i’ve had this blog for a year (marking my like, 6th year on tumblr fnjdsng), and lets see my development babey..

Posts: 5,607

Followers: 78

Drafts: 1

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My most popular post...

is Homestuck Time....

BUT ANYWAY

ima be an emotional lil bastard to my friends who’ve stuck with me >:3c under the read more

@chorbie-the-orbie​ (Met: 08/01/17) HEY so you’re gone rn but yknow its ok bc im still gonna be a gay. Youre my darling fucking moirail!! Bro i can’t believe its almost been 2 and a half years?? like?? hello??? Charlie u’ve meant like, the WORLD to me since we met and we’ve had our ups and downs and our,, Mistakes lmao, but even still!!! im.. A!

Our moronic asses were like ‘haha we dont have any feelings for eachother’ and you would call me at 12 in the morning and sing love songs to me like the big dork you are whenever i was panicking and we pretended to be dating for like a day and failed horribly bc This Just In; we’re stupid!!!

and then we dated and That went WOOPS but now we’re settled as moirails and i think this is how it’s supposed to be?? We’ve been through literally so much together by now and it’s kind of funny because like we can be sitting there and.

“remember the sburb freakout?” “GOD DAMMIT” and i love that.

@chaotic-becquerel​ (Met: 08/13/2018, Dating since: 01/01/19) BABE holy SHIT ITS ALMOST BEEN A YEAR???? ITS ALMOST OUR YEAR ANNIVERSARY???? IM SO EXCITED??? im gonna draw a bunch of shit for it bc im VERY gay and excited.

But anyway ur?? so calming to be around?? Ur very quiet which is something i really love about you and ive never been happier than when we’re just sitting together and your humming is slipping through your mic when youre tired and sitting up at night is so much more comforting when i can hear your breathing and know i can wake you if i need you and,, a,

ok i need to stop gushing but i,, love you,, so much,,, im so excited for it to have been a year, i love you

@andys-melancholia​​ (Met: 5/24/19 HUH) WHAT THE FUCK DOES ‘5′ MEAN, BITCH IM GONNA KILL YOU I COULD’VE SWORN WE’VE KNOWN EACHOTHER FOR FUCKING YEARS?? HELLO??

YOURE MY SIBLING!!! KAT OMG!! 

THANK YOU FOR FUCKING PUTTING THIS INTO FIC.TIONKI.NFESSION OFF ANON MY GOD. I WAS SO SCARED TO MESSAGE YOU BUT YOURE SO SWEET AND NICE AND MY GOD?? I LOVE YOU??

okokok Calm Down Time BUT a!! Kat you are MY Blue and MY sibling and not to be possessive but *hisses at everyone bad who comes near you ever*

I love u #Kantosquad <3

@honeycombjuice​ (Met: 12/31/16) HELLO?? ALMOST 3 YEARS?? GOD? GOD??? You and I are the embodiment of ‘met at the wrong time and re-met at a good time’ and you’re my 2nd moirail and so very important to me?? I will always love sitting with you and playing minecraft or gushing about old OCs that we both know will never truly reemerge in rps lmao.

Youre?? so sweet now, you used to be such a dick and im so Shook at how much youve changed and like, i loved u then but also i was Stupid but aw shit now ive fallen head over heels in pale for you (remember when you asked me to date you back in 2017?? fun fact i was watching a video about luigis di.ck size when you did and i almost lost my shit)

anyway i love u u piece of garbage

@ant1grav1ty​ (Re-met: 07/16/19) Oh SHIT its my Metal-obsessed asshole moirail! that i dont know the main blog of so i tagged ur aezthetic blog! anYWAY Im still pale for u after all this time like A Moron and i hope im doing better as a moirail this time around?? Anyway ur super fun to talk too and also?? kind of funny sometimes but like

words dont work! I have a hard time articulating my emotions and you know this (the dave kinnie jumped out) but YOURE GREAT AND I LOVE YOU!!! Haha what if i came to britain and Hugged you (or air-high-fived u if you didnt wanna be touched), haha just kidding.... unless

ANYWAY i love u

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I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH!!! bBF BJGSG

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