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mulletmitsuya · 5 months

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Toman Groupchat

Warnings: swearing, the topic of sex is brought up a lot, mentions of the r word (i don't actually say it i just say "r word"), gayness, mentions of depression, mentions of suicide, teenage boys. also snuck in a lot of personal headcanons so that might not be your thing

Desc: Mikey lost his V-card

Mikey: just had the sex

Mikey: it's not all that, tbh

Mikey: i didn't like it

Mikey: i was quite indifferent to the situation actually

Mitsuya: that's great 👍

Smiley: you're the last one to lose your v-card and you come back with a report like this?😒

Smiley: we want details

Draken: whose we?

Mitsuya: no we don't

Chifuyu: it must have been difficult tackling the whole issue with you being 5'3 and all

Mikey: you're an inch taller than me😐

Chifuyu: "taller" being the key word

Baji: what didn't you like about the sex?

Baji: i think sex is great

Kazutora: i think it's super nice until you get in over your head and freak out about your performance so you end up having a panic attack and she just leaves

Smiley: LMAOOOOOO

Draken: that's actually kinda sad, you good?

Kazutora: no? i'll never emotionally recover. never again

Baji: maybe it should be with someone you trust and have been friends with for a number of years. maybe even your best friend who would do anything for you. that's just my opinion tho

Draken: just tell him ffs. anything but this

Kazutora: i have no girl friends?? the only women i know who're affiliated with this friendgroup are hina (taken), emma (mikey's sister and also taken), and yuzuha (gay)

Baji: why does it have to be a girl

Mikey: bro

Hakkai: 💀

Smiley: mention homosexuality once and here Hakkai comes

Hakkai: 😐

Kazutora: Baji i know you're gay and i support your lgbtq+ lifestyle but i'm not into dicks like you are man

Baji: what about assholes

Mitsuya: what's the point of this, like just ask him out atp

Mikey: you'd let KAZUTORA top???? insane

Kazutora: what's wrong with me topping? also who am i topping??

Smiley: well you're a twink so you're obviously a bottom

Chifuyu: Kazutora are you actually just gonna ignore what everyone else is saying

Kazutora: aren't you guys talking to Baji?

Draken: are you stupid or what

Kazutora: i'm really confused rn can we just to back to talking about Mikey

Mikey: yes actually. i've decided that i don't like sex and won't be doing it again

Chifuyu: bad day for Takemitchy

Takemitchy: what?

Chifuyu: well since you ride his dick so much

Takemitchy: HUH

Takemitchy: i've never done that with Mikey-kun tho??? i'm with Hina? also I'm straight so I don't understand what you mean by that 😥

Chifuyu: i don't actually mean-

Chifuyu: nvm

Baji: are we allowed to call people the r word anymore

Angry: no it's a slur

Baji: you're probably mad because people said it to you huh? lmao

Angry: yes

Baji: oh

Smiley: i didn't even mean it Angry it was just that one time

Angry: several, one times. but okay

Angry: i still love you

Smiley: can you not say that in front of our friends like idk what to do rn cause i can't say it back so it looks embarssing for you

Angry: 😕

Smiley: ...

Angry: ☹️

Smiley: i love you too

Angry: thank you

Chifuyu: very rare Smiley human decency moment

Draken: you guys are such weird siblings but that was great to watch. character development in a matter of seconds

Smiley: you should all kill yourselves

Mikey: man i really want to

Mikey: that was a literal joke before you guys get weird

Draken: you've actively tried to kill yourself tho

Mikey: yeah but like i won't do it anymore

Baji: we must just, believe you?

Mikey: i know that's hard to do because i lie all the time but yes

Draken: not a convincing argument but nice try

Mitsuya: terrible try actually. Mikey should we be worried?

Mikey: miss me with that gay shit, i'm fine

Mitsuya: i hate you guys so much

Draken: not me tho cause i'm your og

Mitsuya: 😐

Mitsuya: yeah i guess

Draken: 🤞

Draken: i'm gonna go out with my girlfriend now

Draken: also Mikey you're probably asexual. or you haven't found the right one to do it with yet idk

Mikey: what's asexual

Draken: google it

Mikey: Ken-chin c'mon i'm having a crisis rn

Draken: basically low or very little sexual attraction to others

Draken: there's a whole spectrum to it tho so you should probably do some research because that was an extremely watered down explanation

Draken: i'm ace too if that helps

Baji: Emma's a whole ass slut so how does she deal with that

Smiley: imagine bagging Ryuguji Ken with his sexy ass and he doesn't wanna smash. tragic

Draken: first of all, Baji i'll fucking kill you, never say that about Emma again

Draken: and fuck you Smiley

Angry: are you traumatized because of living in a sex orientated/obsessed environment so you eventually began to detest any affiliation with the act?

Draken: yes actually

Angry: i see

Mikey: i just don't like it. i'm not traumatized like Ken-chin :(

Draken: it's whatever

Baji: calm down i didn't call Emma a slut as an insult i just mean it as a describing word because she likes fucking

Baji: i've known her longer than you and she's been fucking since she knew what the thing was

Mikey: i probably should have addressed that as an older brother or something

Mikey: yk, cause i take care of my family

Baji: now she takes care of you with your chronically depressed ass

Mikey: 😒

Kazutora: is Emma also traumatized? like the opposite of Draken?

Mikey: wait should i ask?? her mom did abandon her and she did grow up without a father figure so like maybe i should talk to her

Smiley: you didn't have to dish out her problems like that 💀

Baji: she's got the Sano slut genes because wasn't Shinichiro falling in love with different people everyday? then your dad was impregnating people all the time. skipped Mikey tho

Draken: not everything is trauma related. also Emma just likes sex. it's not a huge deal breaker and if it was she would tell me and we'd talk about it

Mikey: what about having kids?

Draken: stop asking me this shit we'll do that when we're ready

Smiley: it's crazy how Draken is one of the healthiest people here. always reacting sensibly to situations and dealing with his trauma normally. he's such a good guy. hate him

Draken: love you too

Mikey: did he deal with it all that healthily if he beats people to a pulp most of the time

Draken: i stopped doing that

Baji: why though, you were an actual unit

Baji: wasted talent. i still beat people up

Draken: Emma said to

Mikey: fair

Smiley: Mitsuya could be on Draken's level too but something went wrong along the way cause he's a boy liker

Mitsuya: 🖕

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the-90s-music-colosseum · 5 months

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Round 5, Match 5

propaganda below the cut! (wall of text warning)

Trent Reznor:

"he is everything. he is all that exists around us. he is the air which we breathe. he performed covered in mud at woodstock 94 and somehow made it work. he's largely responsible for arguably the most influential concept album of the 90s. he is beautiful and sweet and stunning. i want to study him under a microscope. i know closer is about sex as a self-destructive behavior but also have you seen how insanely gorgeous he looks in the music video? in the words of my friend, "he sings like he's in heat". he literally humps and destroys synths (in a variety of ways, including stripping the keys off with his boot) during performances. every single outfit he wears is extremely cunty. on multiple occasions guys have said that even though they're straight they would fuck him. finally, in the words of jude doyle: "to this day, looking at a photograph of trent reznor in the early '90s feels like looking into the sun""

"The live March Of The Pigs (1994) video makes me froth at the mouth I start biting and snapping my teeth and growling. I need to rewatch it five times a week at LEAST to stay sane. Trent Reznor is like if a trophy wife was a man. Also the way he WHISPERS INTO THE MIC AT THE END OF SUCK?????HHFSJBDNDNS???? THE ENTIRETY OF THE BROKEN EP????????? Cleanup on aisle my fucking pants. Is this too insane? Sorry"

"I’m a lesbian but that does not fucking mean anything when confronted with trent reznor"

"It's Trent, man. Even the literal devil wants him. He's just boypretty."

"This man deadass wrote a song with the lyric “My moral standing is lying down" in it"

Keanu Reeves:

"Best role model"

"I have several photos of keanu on my vision board on Pinterest because I need him so desperately"

"The most stunning, the sweetest, humble, funny, sincere, most gorgeous man alive probably. The internets boyfriend for a reason ya know what can you say? His looks do the taking for you. Like rivers edge Keanu? (80s so nvm) okay MOPI Keanu?? Riding that bike like nobody’s business in that hoodie leather jacket combo?????? Effervescent."

"This man screams KINDNESS AND LOYALTY. For that reason, it is enough. He is enough. More than enough."

"Majestic."

"i looked up keanu on pinterest to see what he looked like in the 90s and i ended up spiraling down a rabbit hole for half an hour just admiring his beauty. if that doesn’t prove that he deserves to win then idk what does"

#most attractive 90s musician #poll #polls #90s music #tournament #trent reznor #nine inch nails #keanu reeves #dogstar

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stars-n-spice · 2 months

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Thoughts on s3 Ep06!

Going to make this quick and will probably be shorter than others because I have fuck awful memory and even though I literally just saw the episode, I watched episode 7 right after and so that's fresher in my mind bUT

Spoilers under cut-

As always, these are not coherent thoughts or in any order of the episode and what happened in it

CHUCHI MY BELOVED MY QUEEN I WAS SO HAPPY TO SEE HER AGAIN!!

And I was surprised to see the Raxus Senator again, it really does seem like they're trying to tie up all the loose ends so now I wouldn't be surprised if that Bennie (?) kid shows up again or something

Felt like a fucking clown when I was like "Oh that's Tech, that's so Tech" the entire time during the beginning of the episode only for it to not be Tech

Howzer <3

I completely forgot about what happened between Howzer and Crosshair on Ryloth so I was like,, "Why the fuck is Howzer being so aggressive?? I don't remember Howzer being so aggressive??" and then I was like, "oh yeah,, nvm-"

I just keep loving Crosshair more and more with every episode,, Force help me

OMEGA MIMICKING CROSSHAIR WITH THE TOOTHPICK?!?!? SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!

Captain Rex my beloved <3

He looks so funny without his pauldron thingy

ALSO

I could nOT sit still the entire time I was watching these episodes,, I was watching it like how Asian dads watch TV,, like right up in front of the tv and whatnot

It was also because it was dark as fuck and I couldn't see SHIT because my tv kinda sucks but I was standing for pretty much the entire time

Then when Wrecker appeared I fell to my knees

I'm going to be thinking about him petting Batcher for a long time-

OKAY BUT WHEN HUNTER SAW OMEGA MIMICKING CROSSHAIR AND HE HAD THE FAINTEST SMILE ON TOP OF THAT LOOK OF CONFUSION??

Also I love Echo so so so so much,, when he gave her that modified crossbow and told her to keep the others in check?? :(( mom,,

"they don't look happy to see us...just like old times huh?" WRECKER omfg,,

also that clone assassin is so tech right?? like,, that's Tech yeah?? even with the voice thingy he sounds like Crosshair kinda and in the previous episode Crosshair had a moment where he sounded like Tech so like,, that's GOTTA be him

Aaaa,, when Howzer starting coming for Crosshair and Wrecker looked about ready to square up in the background,, and then Hunter defending Cross later, ack ack ackk

CONFIRMATION THAT CROSS WENT THROUGH WITH THAT TRAINING BUT HE'S TOO "SEVERE AND UNYIELDING" SO IT DIDN'T WORK AAAA

at that point i'm kinda surprised they kept him alive?? but still-

i really thought Rex might know what 'M-count' was when Omega mentioned it since he was around Jedi but I guess not??

that entire conversation I was chanting, "Talk to Ahsoka, talk to Ahsoka, talk to Ahsoka"

dude when the fucking,, when (i'm going to call him Tech) when Tech just fucking SNUCK in and was like RIGHT there,,

FUCK that entire,, ugh when he called to report he found Omega I was just like,, "Oh they fucked up so badly. So badly"

EVERY EPISODE HAS ME FUCKING TERRIFIED ABOUT OMEGA BEING TAKEN AWAY AGAIN

the,, the conversation between Crosshair and the clone assassin,,

Cross,,, dude,, what,, what are you hiding man?

Fireball :(((((((((

UGHH

then Tech got fucking crushed by all those rocks and I was like,, "Okay, so maybe he ISN'T tech," but then,, fucking episode 7 changed that-

ALSO ALSO!! SHOWING THE CLONE BASE,, WITH THE FUCKIN,,, WITH THE FUCKING CLONE THEME IN THE BACKGROUND AGUUGHHHEHEUUHHHGHHH

AND THEN WOLFFE AT THE END??? THANK THE FUCKING FORCE THIS WAS A TWO EPISODE RELEASE DAY FUCK

OH MY GOD I MISSED YOU COMMANDER

FUCKING

AAAAAA

anyways,,

im so normal about this show :)

#tbb #tbb s3 #tbb spoilers #tbb s3 spoilers #the bad batch #bad batch #tbb hunter #tbb crosshair #tbb echo #tbb wrecker #tbb omega #captain rex #captain howzer #commander wolffe

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lutawolf · 1 year

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Between Us Episode 8 Commentary and Review

Happy holidays guys!!! I hope each of you are having an amazing day. I was up super late, so forgive me if I'm spazzy during this commentary. For those not familiar with me. You can check out my master list here. Also, don't forget to head offer to Coconuts Mafia and check out the other BL content providers. There are several of us who like to keep you guys entertained.

Without further ado. Let's do this.

This is fucking relatable. I envy those who studied and never had this thought. It's no fucking wonder you can't sleep on your bed if you're eating chips on it! Crumbs on the bed. Just ew. No.

Opens door. Tone says you suck, then the bag of snacks come out. Why I do love you... Not gonna lie. My daughter and I are the same way. "You're not you when you're hungry." That smile on Win's face, so cute. Ahhh, listen to that Dom voice. Hand stopping Team from going any further. Voice commanding, not asking or even telling, but commanding. Whiny brat comes out, but we are merely amused. I'm so dead. "You're so dumb." 🤣🤣🤣

When has a pillow ever saved you, Team? Name one time. Go ahead. I'll wait. Then calling Win out. "How you want to get paid?" We got questions and we need answers. Forehead kisses! That pillow did nothing, Team. Nothing at all. Next time, wack him. I mean, you'll be punished for it, but I'm okay with that. Team, did you really ask that? I know you're insecure and last episode didn't help with that, but you're dumb. Well that was about as clear as mud Win, thank you for that.

These two dorks. Bee and Prince. PrinceB. So fucking special.

Win tells him that they are taking the bike. No argument from Team. Even though it's a product placement. It's a cute moment. Love the peace sign. Not Win demanding a check kiss! So cute! Look at that smile! I really enjoy that we only see this side of Win with Team. It shows just how special Team is to Win. I'm sentimentally attached to the colors red and blue. Which is saying something because I hate the color blue.

Team once again being relatable. Ladies and gents, the award goes to Drama king Team and Drama Queen Manow. OMG!!! He posted pictures! I'm so dead. I fucking love the sub trio. They are hilarious.

Blue and red! Ahhhhh. Now you give him encouragement instead of calling him dumb. After the exam! smh. Look at him, waiting to hear where Team is sleeping tonight. Then getting all happy about it. So cute! Yeah, so Team does not have a praise kink. He actually gets embarrassed with it, which is why you see him pushing Team on. There are brats like that. Especially those more comfortable being degraded. Which Team clearly is.

You only believe half of it Team!? No! He likes the idea of it. Win coming in with the logic. 🤣🤣🤣 He can't help it. It's how his brain works. Sweet baby Jezebel, it's a pain in the ass. OMG!!! I'm loving Team's reaction. He just giggles while Win side eyes him. Love It!!!

That's right, baby boy! Question why he has hemp rope, and let all pray it's for the reasons that we hope. Though, hemp rope that frayed would be awful! Like painful, uncomfortable, and break. Just say no to craft hemp rope. There is softer rope that will still give you the feel you're looking for and will hold up better. With a hell of a lot less aftercare, too. Actually, here, let me just give you the link. Ropes are a really fun, even if you don't want to tie someone up. I have friends who've really enjoyed learning knots.

Okay, so back to the show. We left off with Team thinking he had it to tie him up. Sadly, we find out that was not true. Fucking teases. The red thread is for little boys like Dean and Pharm. So dead! HAHAHA!!!

Hey dumbasses, I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be the pinky and not the whole body. Wait! Why am I complaining? This is what I wanted! NVM, please continue.

Awe, they're at Win's house. Here comes the parents. OH, NO Win! Calling him a junior. There goes the fucker with something stuck up his ass. And not in a fun way either! Though... One could argue that anything STUCK up the ass wouldn't be fun. In any way.

Super stressful situation, but let's all take a minute to enjoy how Win commanded Team to take Wiew out. And how, Team just did it. Yay, daddy, don't piss off the kid that can actually run circles around you running your business. I love, love, that Wiew feels comfortable talking to Team about his issues. I really respect that Team isn't trying to give advice right away here. He isn't interrupting, he's just listening. Letting Wiew talk about his issues and concerns. Sometimes, that's more needed than an actual solution to the problem.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Damn. First calling him a junior and then asking if Win is dating someone. This family knows how to score a direct hit. I'm actually enjoying the frank father son talk.

Omg, why is it so salt. "My hand." dead. I'm so dead. Because they are not dead like me. How could they miss it. Look at the ABC gang coming in with the good advice.

See. Team is not into the praise kink. Win tells him good job, and he's like eh. That's actually very typical in someone with low self-esteem. This can be due to abuse, trauma, or even ADHD. Praise kinks aren't as common as one might think. More like, Doms give praise until a sub gets used to it and then begins to enjoy it. I praise like nobodies business both here, in real life, and with my kids. Don't believe me, ask my daughter. No, I also have a degrading kink, but that's with my husband. And even that is done with a balance of praise. Which is actually what we see with Win. A very good balance of degrading and praising. Which would be why you might miss his degrading kink if not paying attention.

Are you seeing it now that I've pointed it out? How many of you are now going to rewatch it to catch it? Raise of hands in the comment section. Notice that Team isn't fighting the degrading like he does being praised. Win just realized that Team can memorize anything he deems important. Win, I mean this with the utmost affection. You're a slut and I love you for it. But seriously, did they throw in a lion sound effect? WTF.

Hia, I can't talk so here, let me show you. So fucking cute. He got a B!!! Shut up, Manow!! 🤣🤣🤣 By the way, I think I'm fucking up the spelling of these names. You should see me, when I write my stories I have a notebook of everyone's names next to me. But do I do it when writing these? Hell to the nah.

The eye blinking sound effects. SMH. Haha, she went to see the lights. He got a B! Do you guys see it? Hmmm? He wants a prize! I fucking love it! A ROOM KEY!!! See sneak in of the praise kink. He did it while he was so happy that he didn't fight him. He's starting to get used to it now.

Their smiles talking about the Christmas lights and Team cheering!! So fucking cute!!!

Well that's all folks! Hope you've had an amazing day and got all your wishes granted. 💜💜💜

#between us #between us the series #winteam #win x team #team x win #luta opinions #luta talks winteam #luta talks kink #coconuts mafia

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rianafying · 2 months

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i’m having a really bad day emotionally. idk if it’s my period hormones or bpd but i’m just in a really sucky mood today. yesterday i recovered from one illness that i had since late jan. i’ve been desperately waiting to feel better and this morning i woke up with another kind of illness. and i’m doing my best to recover from this as well. and something triggered my abandonment response and im just having a really really hard time right now. and i can’t even freely talk about it to anyone or even write about it in my journal. i’m just. so sad right now. i’m not abandoned but i feel that way. i have been feeling abandoned for a while now and a small thing that happened last night really amped it up. then this morning i woke up with a crazy amount of physical pain and fever from said illness and im also severely dehydrated because i have been too upset to drink water so i’ve been forcing myself to drink lots of water all day. and had to take painkillers and sleep the fever off. all by myself. i hate being by myself. but it was worse when i was living with family back in bangladesh. somehow i felt even lonelier and more horrible there. lately i’ve had very little hope about myself and my future. i’m just going through a rough time mentally. so are my loved ones. i’m sobbing as i’m writing about this. this isn’t even bad. like it’s just my mental illness over reacting and my hormones possibly amplifying the negative emotions. but nothing terrible has actually happened it’s just that i wanted something and i can’t have it and even in my dreams, my desires plague me. it all sounds vague but that’s on purpose because i can’t openly talk about it. even when faced with much greater difficulty, i have handled things better but right now even though it’s not actually that bad, i feel exceptionally sad. i did my groceries. made the right decisions. i literally did my very fucking best today. and yet i feel nothing but awful awful awful. even some self hatred and self pity. i’m having a hard time trying to logic myself out of this one. maybe it just needs some time. the problem is that i don’t have all that much time to give. i have a class early tomorrow and it’s one of those classes that i really have to participate in and even though i normally look forward to this class, im dreading it right now. i dont have the energy to learn a whole bunch of things right now. and my friends invited me for drinks after classes, which is great but sucks because i literally have 5$ in my bank account to last me the whole week, and today was just monday. idk how this happened. actually i know exactly how this happened, i paid of my medical bills when i got paid this weekend. that’s why i have nothing left. but it’s a big relief. that i have paid off all my hospital debt. it’s a huge deal. and it’s done. now temporarily i’ll struggle a little but it’ll be okay soon. also it was just 11:11pm and i made a good wish. i’m going to try my best to bring it to fruition. rn im still a bit sick, and im not gonna beat myself up for having a bad couple of days. i know im doing my best. my best is not as good as other people’s but it’s mine. and i am choosing to go easy on myself. i’m feeling a fever coming back. the plan for the rest of the night is to maybe rest till my fever goes away. then watch the movies i downloaded w the library wifi, because guess what, i didn’t have money to get wifi this month. so i barely use my data and i try to download as much as i can at uni and at the library. it has been kind of good for me. to be off the internet mostly. this reminds me i should deactivate my instagram soon. idc if i loose my work flow. or maybe try to find balance between life offline and online. after i’m done resting and my fever subsides, ill boil some eggs and what not. i deserve to eat well. nvm im back to crying in my fetal position. oh god i feel so bad. i feel so bad right now. i can’t do anything about this. and the things that i can fix, i don’t. this is literally my life. crying about things i can’t control and ignoring the things i can control

this is the worst i have felt in 2024 so far. i’m so sad that it’s giving me a headache. i’m so disoriented and confused and tired and sad i don’t wanna do anything. i’m depressed as fuck. why does this happen to me. oh god i let a couple of hours pass, and i’m doing a little bit better. this is so stupid.

#personal #journal entry

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clambuoyance · 2 years

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I want to read the dc comics, but I have no idea where to start. Which one do I read first?

I gave recs for what I started over here and they’re mainly what I started with so you can understand what I draw, but here are some more :) when I first started reading comics I went for shorter ones but as you read you get exposed to characters and you’re like “I wanna read more of them” and then it all spirals from there. I think it helped me get used to reading comic bullshit lol. I only started reading this year so there’s a lot I haven’t read out there.

1. Supersons 2016 (very cute and more lighthearted, three series, finished so it’s about 30 ish issues in total i think, Damian Wayne/Robin and Jonathan Kent/Superboy are the sons of Batman and Superman and they get into shenanigans and have a cute friendship. I really like these ones😊)

2. Young Justice 1998 (older so dunno if you wanna start with it, but it’s fun and wacky and I love it, 55 issues plus some crossover/tie in issues so probably like 60 ish issues, features Tim drake/robin, superboy/Conner kent, impulse/Bart Allen, wonder girl/Cassandra sandsmark, greta Hayes/secret, arrowette/cissie king jones, plus more like empress/anita fite, slobo, and red tornado.)

3. Graduation day (mini comic that is 2 or 3 issues about breaking up yj and the titans smh smh) then the core four (Tim, Bart, kon, cassie) join the teen titans

Teen titans 2003 (grittier and edgier than yj but has it’s nice character moments here n there, about 100 issues, but I’m not gonna lie if Conner isn’t in the issue I kinda zoned out or skimmed it ummm >_>)

4. Batman urban legends. ( ongoing, anthology of several stories and characters, good if you wanna meet a lot of Gotham based characters. This was like my first legit exposure to dc comics specifically so I’m putting it here)

5. World’s Finest 2022 (ongoing, Um I think there’s 5 or 6 issues out rn. It’s revisiting Batman, Robin (Dick grayson), and Superman’s first years together and it’s reallyyyyy cooooooool. I love the vibes and art. Feels very authentically comic book-y. Dan mora is my favorite dc artist Honestly . Lots of others show up too like Supergirl and Doom Patrol 😊Actually this is Probably my fave out of the new comics)

6. Batgirls 2022 (ongoing but there’s like 9 issues out I think??, features Stephanie Brown, Cassandra Cain, and Barbara Gordon, who have all held the mantle of batgirl. Also the art slaps.)

7. Batgirl 2000 (70 issues, about Cassandra cain’s run as batgirl, I haven’t finished it but Its like a really lauded run and is well written so go read it)

8. Batgirl 2009 (26 issues I think, this is about Stephanie brown’s run as batgirl, she is my beloved I love her so much and her jokes are so😖💜)

9. Red Robin 2009 (26 issues I think?, runs parallel to Batgirl 2009 and Batman and Robin 2009, I put this one last bc I feel like it needs a Lot of context unlike the others where you can just jump into it but it is short and It was also one of my first comics so 🧍🏻‍♀️. Basically Tim drake had a solo run (Robin 1993) but it’s over 100 issues and I haven’t even read all of em bc there’s. So much. So if u wanna read more tim drake stuff I’d suggest looking up a reading list bc he debuts in the Detective Comics issues and then gets his own solo. Anywaysss so basically a lot of shit happened lots of friends n family died or “died” leaving Tim in a pretty bad place. Bruce is assumed dead, so Dick becomes Batman and makes Damian his Robin, and Tim takes up the Red Robin mantle. okay actually you can easily pick up the context when u read so nvm😗✌️)

I was gonna put more but I’m on mobile and hit the photo limit ☹️ Kon and Bart have their solos, I started reading The New Teen Titans from the 80s, Damian has a recent robin run, and I’m planning on reading more supergirl/superfam comics and green lantern corps comics so yeaaaaah there’s a loooooot. Hopefully something here piqued your interest and I didn’t overwhelm you.

#clam answers #dc #comics #comics talk #dc comics #long post #if its under 30 issues i usually binge that shit like its a fanfiction #if its over that or like in the 100s…it takes me forever to read it T-T

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adelle-ein · 6 months

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rambling about the ocd

so yeah yesterday not only did my ocd therapist tell me i have the highest ocd score she's ever seen (and like, she is not a new or inexperienced practitioner by any means) she told me that apparently a lot of my thought and behavior patterns are obsessive-compulsive. and a lot of them tie back to really extreme morality ocd, which actually explains a lot about the ways i've acted my entire life that were just brushed off as weird/quirky/generically anxious. even my other ocd "types" (contamination, etc) are all manifestations of severe morality ocd (i fear various forms of contamination because it makes me immoral, essentially) (that's fun).

i really didn't think it was that bad. i didn't think it was especially bad at all, truth be told, just one of the many diagnoses that make up my weirdness. but actually it's probably been the root cause for everything all along, including stuff i dismissed as just my own weirdness, like the extreme sensory processing stuff that's developed lately (fwiw i bought some new water bottles and significantly improved my hydration so working towards recovery on that). but since i don't have any compulsions that cause myself visible physical harm i didn't think it could be Real ocd. like i don't handwash to a dangerous level or self harm or starve myself, so i thought it was okay (nvm that i have caused myself extreme and permanent-feeling mental damage lol)

i've been perpetually exhausted, 24/7, since i was fourteen. because my brain's been at constant war with itself and still is and inhibits everything i do. because every single action i take is like moving through a molasses of obsessive thoughts and finishing compulsive rituals. my self esteem is somewhere in the marianas trench bc i feel like i'm constantly violating moral norms 24/7. the drugs that allow me even basic function worsen the fatigue and the brain fog and the weakness, but i need them or i literally can't stop doing compulsions. like if they stop making it or something i would need 24/7 care from my parents again bc i wouldn't be able to feed myself or shower or sleep.

i had been wondering a lot the last couple of years if i was autistic, especially with the sensory stuff, but it's now dawning on me that i just have the absolute worst fucking ocd that manifests itself in literally every aspect of my behavior and thought patterns. it looks very autistic on a surface level and gets me a high raads-r score, but probably isn't. like i could still be autistic, sure, but it's most likely that i just have incredibly severe ocd with every "less common" side effect known to man - sensory issues, routine and planning, social anxiety, stimming, etc etc. i did know that ocd/autism/adhd symptom overlap is huge but not that it was this huge.

none of this really changes anything, like i still need treatment, she's still gonna see me, but like, fucking hell. even i had been downplaying how sick i was, and probably still am, like even now i'm like well it can't be THAT bad i'm not dead :) but it is that bad. it's insanely bad. it's far worse than the "well everyone's kinda anxious and depressed right?" standard i keep tricking myself into believing i am. even now i'm STILL fucking questioning it bc i see people with ocd who seem so much worse than me but really i think that's more about what people are willing to put on the internet....i do not share my worst obsessions and compulsions generally and even when speaking privately to people i still downplay things heavily, i just can't do it. i'm extremely good at masking and hiding and downplaying because i've been doing it my whole life and a lot of my compulsive behaviors look pretty normal from the outside...but they're still very bad and the obsession levels are out of control high. and i've been doing so badly lately that i've had to step back from social media a lot because literally everything is a severe trigger at this point, from fandom drama to serious political stuff, because i get caught in a severe mental morality feedback loop every time i see something that can trigger it which is now a lot of things. but the stepping back also triggers a morality loop wheeeeeee (i see a ukraine flag emoji and have to sit there processing extremely distressing Moral Thoughts about ukraine and the war, for like...a while. to give you an idea of how severe it's gotten and why i've absolutely had to go quiet and careful with how i interact with pretty much everything, esp online where extreme positions are really common. i'm also really prone to picking up other people's anxieties and compulsions rn so again have to be SUPER careful what i look at - a tumblr poll about cleaning habits or similar can trigger compulsive behavior...)

it would be super cool if the ssa had cared about any of this but that ship's long sailed and they don't believe in or speak with therapists anyway (at least not in my state, they refused to even contact my therapist for the review they kicked me out over. even MD mental health practitioners aren't really exempt, they treated my psychiatrist incredibly rudely...)

but yeah no wonder i'm so dysfunctional and struggling so badly if i'm this abnormally ill ig

#this isn't very coherent i'm just...processing #txt #lacevent

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okay so i know the whole point of wwdits is to subvert common vampire tropes and stereotypes so obviously this isn’t really going to happen in the show but. what if wwdits pulled a twilight. hear me out hear me out so what if when nandor finally agrees to turn guillermo into a vampire, he takes an ecstatic guillermo by the waist, leans him into a dip, and instead of biting him he just very gently kisses him on his neck and guillermo looks at him with giant eyes, so confused, and then nandor says to him, “guillermo, i cannot turn you into a vampire because i am… scared. of losing you. i fear that if i give you the powers of a vampire, you will leave me. and i will be alone forever again. so if i am going to turn you into a vampire i will need you to pledge yourself to me. until death do us part.” and then he lets go of guillermo and gets down on one knee and says to him, “guillermo delacruz. my ex-familiar, my current bodyguard, and my forever friend. will you grant my wish and be my guy wife also?” and guillermo just starts crying and kissing him and they’re both telling each other “i love you” because after all this time guillermo’s lifelong wish still isn’t granted, he’s still not a vampire, but his more recent, more important wish has been. nandor loves him and wants to be with him forever. just the two of them. monster and monster hunter, in love. and then like, at their wedding nandor actually does turn him into a vampire and it’s a whole big thing. technically it would still be subverting the whole twilight thing because it’s gay as hell and idk i just think that would be neat, if someone else already had this idea lmk

EDIT: nvm i don’t want them to kiss i actually want nandor to be brutally stabbed several times by guillermo and especially marwa

#wwdits #what we do in the shadows #nandor the relentless #guillermo de la cruz #nandermo #maybe i’ll make a comic abt this #the wedding would be way different too #like it’d be small and not a very big deal #and nandor would wear a pretty dress #and everyone would cry even lazlo #especially lazlo

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Watching Con O'Neill's Filmography Day 8- The Last Seduction II (1999)

Warnings: Women in lingerie, on-screen clothed sex, drug use, phone sex, violence against a pregnant woman, voyeurism/public sex acts, gore, gun violence, murder, blood, stabbings, etc.

I did not bother to watch the first one, though I've only seen good things from people online. Again, it doesn't feel like I've missed anything by skipping to Con content.

As always, live reaction below the cut, review overall at the bottom.

Quick message before we start. We've all seen the gifs of what Con does here. He has a weird short 90s haircut and acts in what could be described as soft-core porn. We're both going to pretend we didn't see each other here, seeing this shit, right?

I didn't see you, you didn't see me.

Good. Now, let the show begin-

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Opening logo reminds me of my school mascot, not a good start.

Joan Severance, you deserve better. I don't know who you are, but please get another agent.

I actually love the opening font here for some weird reason. It's all swirled, and silly.

That attorney looks like Patrick Bateman from a distance, honestly, that would be great. This movie couldn't afford Christian Bale in the 90s.

I know the point of the movie is that she's hot. So I'm getting it out now. She's hot. The all-black style is a type of mine, and I'm not mad.

Smoking is bad for you. At least she's considerate, actually throwing out the cig...Nvm, she's an asshole. Not so hot anymore.

This takes place in Barcelona and our main cast will be Brits? Sounds about right.

Did she put on lingerie in the hotel, then take it off, and get dressed to go meet someone?

I hope Con got a good vacation out of this at the very least. If this was filmed in Barcelona. Which- (Editor Me can't find anything about this movie, I'm assuming just establishing shots?)

F.U.2 is a fun bar name. Real Izzy vibes

A GAY BARTENDER

AND CON

(my brother called his 90s shaved look 'adult Greg Hefley'-Diary of a Wimpy Kid. Honestly, I can't unsee it)

Is this his 3rd character that meets the protag at a bar (Scarborough Ahoy, maybe Dancing Thru the Dark if that wasn't a diner)? That's a pattern.

The hesitation over calling Con a gentlemen is funny

TROY FENTEN okay, that's a name. sure. let's just move past that.

'FAGS FROM A FAG'. Oh, this is going to be a movie. You know, most straight movies from this era didn't even have queer characters. But in Con's bad movies, they're added so Con can bully someone. The bad Con movies just make him a homophobe. I'm connecting these dots-

Again, the whole 'Have you been in love?' thing. Dancing, This, 3 steps to heaven. There's a pattern. In an interview for 'Telstar' Con said Joe Meek was obsessed with writing puppy love in all his songs, when this fucker can't escape 'longing' in his own career.

This looks like the start of a porno. (kinda?)

This is a weirdly subservient foreplay? The taking orders, voyeurisms, etc...Odd? Well, at least we know Troy is willing to go down on someone, which is something that will surely affect the plot.

Don't undo a condom wrapper with your teeth.

What is that position? She's braced up over the arms of a chair. Seated on the floor would be more comfortable. For both of them!

Who says 'frisky' in day-to-day life.

I WANT HIS WARDROBE(Editor Me, it's literally just a suit. I don't know, I'm easily impressed). The Gomez and Morticia look to their outfits is great.

How do you run a sex phone line surrounded by people in the same room. At least he employs everyone and anyone, icon.

Real 'ugly' people can tell when you're flirting with them to get shit. We're trained from middle school age for survival. Also, that travel agency guy is hiding a British accent poorly.

(This is the point where my brother (he's 18 don't worry, I have a brain) wanted to watch, so we restarted. He's seen Dancing, OFMD, Vengeance, and Telstar. He's a trooper and being their for my Con O'Neill phase. The bullying of Con commences.)

My favorite comment of his was "I hope this guy gets shanked in Barcelona" after his sexist line about women. Valid.

OH MY GOD. That computer design is awful, Graphic Design is my passion, indeed

Just tell her exactly how the business runs. That's a smart idea you won't regret later.

(About him being able to be on any call) That's a consent violation

"Dumb bitch." Okay! Ew

This seems like a shit place to work if he can just casually stand and watch over you perform like that

(about one of the phone people using company time to talk to her boyfriend) Could he have a system to block calls from people who don't pay or suspicious numbers? Why didn't he just do that?

HE JUST PUNCHES A PREGNANT WOMAN? (blood on her face, not on her fists) Okay? Like, why would anyone stay?

("naughty boy.")WHY IS SHE INTO THIS? Red Flags? NAHHHH

SHE JUST TRIED TO KICK I PIGEON! ("Pigeons may be flying rat's but you're the real skum of the city" - My Brother Everyone)

'This is the woman incels think exist'-Again, he's just rocking it tonight

Oh so 'he's falling in love' WHY? Why do you do these roles CON! So far she has let you fuck her, been kinda dodgy about anything with her past, and rude.

(Footjob scene)BUTTON UP THE BOTTOM OF THE JACKET AT LEAST.

Okay the older couple not yelling at them, but stealing a peak made me laugh.

IS THAT A CLOCKWORK ORANGE MANIQUINE IN THE BACKGROUND (yeah, he has mannequin wall art. No, it's never mentioned)

Good, he got blue balled, deserved for being a bastard.

Why is she doing all this? Just to get a sliver of the profits?

(While he's buying drugs from a seller, he gets in all close.) Con shouldn't be allowed to smile like that at men in sniffing distance while playing a homophobe.

It's a good thing he's high, and not clearly able to see how badly she's lying/bluffing. It's not even a convincing performance, like...why?

I don't like him saying good girl, not at all. Which is surprising for me. I'm proud of myself for not thinking Con acting like this is hot.

(She just kind of leans over, unzips his pants, leans in, and goes for it. Awkward pan up to his face) Was he commando? Was he already hard? So many questions.

(At a strip club) What's with that pole? Her hand goes around half of it! Thick as a telephone pole!

Why did she even come to this bar for info? OH, she's buying a gun.

This isn't hot, like, at all. It's just gross.

(bastard gets stabbed with the straw)GOOD FOR HER

She did just walk past people, covered in blood.

This false phone call thing is somehow isn't gay. Sad.

-Catching yall up, it's been 10 minutes and nothing fun has happened. She shows Troy the tape. He somehow doesn't hear that she entrapped a guy and got him in jail. They set up a trap for blondie who was threatening her life.

Troy saying sexist shit only to immediately get shut down is so funny.

the hitman from earlier isn't going to fight blondie cause he expects to fight a man, not a woman, right? Yep, called it.

Based body guard

I-what was that fight? Just a few punches then overkill?

(Body guard gets shot up)What did he do to deserve that man?

Can no one hear a gun going off?

What do you mean by 'that looks nasty'? She looks fine.

So Troy gets semi-framed? Like, he was a piece of shit, but still, that doesn't solve anything really. The business might stay afloat but since none of the people know how the computers work, or can reroute funds to their pockets, what's the point? They just lost their jobs! Same with the bar.

The two leads smugly flirting and smoking it's not gay at all actually, they're enemies! (banging my head into a wall) WHEN WILL IT BE MY TURN

Why does this Troy get called a 'naughty boy' so often in this movie. We should bring this energy to all his roles...especially Izzy-

So she just gets away with it? That's a shitty ending, I didn't even like her in this movie. I barely tolerated Troy, but I wanted her to get caught.

The movie just...ends.

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Writing: 3/10 Sloppy, I couldn't follow why our characters were doing what they were doing half the time. Also, there were points where the writers realized we might be starting to like Tony, so they just made him do/say something shitty. Like a marvel movie making a villain have a good point, then making them kill a bus full of children. Just so we know who to root for. Who was our protagonist? I will remember this movie for the (somehow stylish look at the time) 90s Con, and the weird sex scenes. Again, I love a strong female lead but she just didn't do anything fun.

Cinematography/Editing 5/10: Nothing memorable, nothing subtractive. Meh. It was, in fact, a movie.

All actors besides Con: 4/10: Forgetable or just bad. Again, it's not their fault, it's the writing. I didn't know who the story wanted us to root for. So I'd start to like a character just for them to do something confusing or shitty. Again, it's obvious they were trying. I hope these people got to work on something better.

Con: 6/10 He can't save a movie. He is having the most fun here, which isn't saying a lot. Troy is Con's most homophobic character in his filmography to date. Con plays him all bark with no bite. It's fun to see him play a totally irredeemable jackass. Again, the whole 'falling in love' plot was introduced and kind of dropped, but I'm glad they didn't really commit to it? Troy is way worse than Angel (from 3 Steps To Heaven), Angel was fun in his shitty behavior and stayed consistent in the story. Here Troy's an abusive dick. I was having fun until he punched a pregnant lady for shock value, then it was hot/cold the whole film. Good performance, shit script.

Overall 5-6/10 Not a strong recommendation, his worst film by miles. If you go in knowing it's shit, however, you can have a great time! I did! My brother and I got to watch a shitty movie and just take it for what it was! If I was watching this alone it would be a 4/10. It's no 'The Room', thank god, but it's nothing groundbreaking.

There are two POV characters and the story couldn't make me care about either of them. The setting felt like it could have taken place in London, Seattle, or Amsterdam. Con was fun, but this movie is really only worth it if you want to see Con play a homophobic weasel of a man.

Only higher than the projects he was barely in. (Link should be updated for those who want to rerank anything, ill post it in the comments if needed)

I hope everyone has an amazing holiday season. This time of year is shit, but you're already this far in!

@ivegotnonameidea Thank you so much for your recommendation and assistance!

I would love to hear everyone else's opinions on this shitty film!

#the last seduction II #con o'neill #con oneill #The Last Seduction 2 #Con's Conography #Troy Fenton

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n1ghtw1ng-scp · 1 year

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IF YOU HAVE TIME TO READ A VERY LONG SCP TAKE A LOOK AT THIS scp!

scp-6881

imma liveblog this:

okay the last lines of the interview though 😀😀 love it

ok what is this stupid lake man. Why they gotta put the containment procedures first every time. Wtf is shibbets vale

nahhggg they going into a cave now...

bloody underground jungle man... ✨️✨️ we in trouble

Bestie they don't even know what stalagmites vs stalactites are. dies. I could be better

bahahsjq I knew smth was gonna happen. Bye lynch

I don't think they should trust that guy with explosives he doesn't even know basic cave science. And he's a jerk. Oh and now he's dead

Noooo not the other guy too-

LOPEZ JUST FUCKING SWIM. NO

no he's boutta die... every cave scp ever kills every caving team ever

Wtf. A worm... ok bye

Ohhhhh 5 interview logs wtf

Ok now we're getting somewhere. A murder scene

Oh no when there's symbols yk you're screwed. Blood symbols no less

I could do with lunch... average UIU guy after seeing a dead body

not them trying to comfort her

"There was one thing" ok were screwed

yeah I'm sorry Maria that Was Not a bear.

IM SORRY WHAT KS THIS PLACE

a body 👏 a body in the water 👏 oh nvm. Sad

OKAY GO AHEAD MAN. INTERVIEW THE GUY DURING HIS SHOWER... WTF

hmmm Holly's got some things to explain

OKAY YEP I CALLED IT. FUCKIN OCCULT BOOK. thanks man

I don't trust this guy. Like not at all. Weird shit

Yeah we were all right. He may have a legit reason but had to kill someone like that? rly?

ok... chase the guy... I got a feeling this ain't gonna end well

UIU. Stop. Bffr, you're probably gonna die

oooh Holly's giving us alll the tea. Don't kill him I want info.

OKAY WHAT YOU KILLING YOURSELF FOR?? WTF... idk how to feel abt this man...

Hmmm.. okay. . I can get behind that. Good job UIU

Omg I just looked at how many of these the supplementary documents there are... no way man ima finish this tomorrow. In several different posts

#spoilers #Man this thing is LONG. Worth it though-#Thank you scp dealer (like a drug dealer but better)#Scp

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Bonten groupchat (@sxgarcube-anon)

Warnings: descriptions of violence, descriptions of depression?, orphans, mentions of death and dying, severed fingers, swearing

Mikey: does anyone know where Sanzu is

Mikey: i haven't seen him in three days

Mikey: i'm starting to smell

Koko: ?

Koko: what does that have to do with Sanzu

Mikey: he needs to bathe me

Mikey: and it'd be nice to eat

Mikey: i can't get up, i'm tired, so i can't do it myself

Ran: and Sanzu does all these things for you?

Kakucho: Mikey you can call me when you need these things

Kakucho: i'm at the supermarket right now, what do you need?

Mikey: a will to live

Kaku: ...

Mikey: i ran out of deodarant

Mikey: get me ocean breeze

Rindou: guys do you know where Sanzu is?

Rindou: i told him he was ugly and i haven't seen him in a while

Rindou: do you think i actually hurt his feelings?

Rindou: not that i care or anything, but i've tried calling him 4 times now

Rindou: anyone checked his apartment?

Mikey: someone check his car, sometimes he just passes out there

Takeomi: i'll check both

Rindou: k

Sanzu: aww

Sanzu: you guys care about me

Rindou: nvm idc anymore

Sanzu: don't be alarmed guys

Sanzu: i was kidnapped

Sanzu: but i got out!!

Sanzu: however, they cut my pinkie finger so im gonna try and get that attached

Sanzu: and my stomach feels like it's inside out

Sanzu: i think my organs are bruised

Sanzu: this is the third time i've thrown up blood

Sanzu: anyway, what's up with you guys

Ran: ??

Ran: WHY R U SITTING HERE TEXTING US THEN

Sanzu: to make sure Mikey was okay, duh

Sanzu: Mikey are you okay

Mikey: no

Mikey: could've told me u were kidnapped

Sanzu: they tried to call you for ransom but you didn't answer lmao

Sanzu: not that there's anything wrong with that king🙇‍♂️

Mikey: i don't pick up numbers i don't know

Mikey: perhaps i should

Mikey: sorry

Sanzu: never apologize to me, you've done nothing wrong

Rindou: dude

Koko: go get ur pinkie attached

Ran: send a picture💖

Sanzu: k

Kaku: please don't

Ran: i saw you gut someone open last night☺

Kaku: intestines don't scare me as much as severed fingers do

Kaku: i just find it creepy

Ran: you're so strange Kaku

Koko: you saying that is...

Koko: nevemind

Ran: speak up Kokonoi 😙

Koko: you're weird tbh

Koko: and your brother too

Koko: thought i'd get used to it

Rindou: my motto is "never let them know your next move"

Koko: most of the time it's just embarrassing but ok

Rindou: you side characters wouldn't understand

Takeomi: win a fight first dumbass

Ran: get over that will you??

Ran: we were like, teens

Takeomi: you were adults

Ran: oh

Ran: Rindou back me up

Rindou: uhm

Rindou: lol Takeomi your sister died

Ran: too far

Koko: wow

Kaku: why though

Kaku: why do you think that's funny :/

Rindou: ur mom

Ran: Rin you can stop now

Kaku: cause i'm an orphan?? wow so funny and original ahaha

Rindou: ur dad

Ran: Rindou!! Stop!!

Sanzu: Rindou you're not eating

Sanzu: i don't think i used that right

Koko: huh?

Sanzu: he thought he ate

Sanzu: guess you can't use it in present tense

Mikey: fuck are you talking about

Sanzu: nvm

Rindou: i just ate breakfast?

Sanzu: NVM!

Sanzu: ur too stupid to get it

Rindou: u look like an unfinished barbie doll

Sanzu: unfinished???

Sanzu: what's that supposed to mean🤨

Ran: your fights amount to nothing

Ran: please stop <3

Mikey: yeah u guys end up using actual weapons for no reason so stfu

Rindou: y'all know he's rabid, i'm just tryna protect myself

Koko: and you're not??

Kaku: yeah Rindou you do kinda act like an animal

Sanzu: HAH

Sanzu: BIRTH

Sanzu: *bitch

Rindou: you can't even insult me properly 😐

Takeomi: can u please shut up

Sanzu: omfg just turn off your hearing aids

Takeomi: i'm not that old

Ran: 👴

*Takeomi has left the chat*

Rindou: treat your older brother with respect Haruchiyo

Sanzu: he's not my brother

Sanzu: don't include yourself in matters that have nothing to do with you bitch boy

Sanzu: i'll eat your fucking lungs

Rindou: you are the biggest cunt i have ever met!

Rindou: you are intolerable!

Rindou: how can you stand to look at yourself in the mirror and stand what you see???

Ran: you see what i was talking about 🙂

Sanzu: AND YOU????

Sanzu: CAN YOU NOT SEE THE WAY THAT YOU ACT

Kaku: you're both hypocrites, please stop😐

Sanzu: AS SOON AS I GET OUT THIS HOSPITAL IT'S ON SIGHT

Sanzu: REJECT JOJO LOOKING ASS

Rindou: you have such a terrible personality LMAO

Rindou: no wonder Takeomi picked Senju

Sanzu: ...

Sanzu: wow

Sanzu: k

*Sanzu has left the chat*

Mikey: why would you say that to him

Ran: you always go too far Rindou💀

Ran: even Sanzu has feelings

Ran: probably

Koko: what's up with them though?? like as siblings what went wrong

Rindou: uh

Rindou: me n Haru do this all the time tho

Rindou: we're flirting

Ran: r u joking????

Kaku: you think that's what that is?

Rindou: IS IT NOT??

Rindou: k i gotta go

*Rindou has left the chat*

Ran: young love

Ran: i suppose

Mikey: i will slaughter you all

Kaku: why????

Ran: we didn't even do anything what😭

Mikey: Kaku where are you

Mikey: i managed to get in the bath

Mikey: the faucet's too far

Mikey: best i can do

Kaku: baby steps r important

Kaku: the fact that you got out of bed is really great!

Kaku: i'll be there in a few

Mikey: get Sanzu mochi

Mochi: huh

Mikey: the pink and green ones

Mikey: i think he's sad

Mikey: not you, Mochi

Mochi: k

Kaku: alright :}

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the-90s-music-colosseum · 5 months

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Round 6, Match 3

expand to see all propaganda received!

Keanu Reeves:

"Best role model"

"I have several photos of keanu on my vision board on Pinterest because I need him so desperately"

"This man screams KINDNESS AND LOYALTY. For that reason, it is enough. He is enough. More than enough."

"Majestic."

PJ Harvey:

"She's just so real, Polly Jean with her thinness and her red lips and her talent. The woman who dumped Nick Cave with a phone call!"

"no other musician in this entire tournament has an album where there are two different songs about having an enormous strap-on. and if 50ft Queenie and Man-Size weren't enough, she followed it up with ANOTHER on her next record. stream Long Snake Moan"

#most attractive 90s musician #poll #polls #90s music #tournament #keanu reeves #dogstar #pj harvey #polly jean harvey

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this game is going to absolutely ruin me and turn me into a stew once i dissolve into a puddle on the floor LAST POSTTT longg postt

ok. hear me out what if the patricia they were talking about in the kitchen was noel’s mom because noel’s mom killed herself right then,,,, like,,,,,,,,,, ok it doesnt rlly make sense but maybe anyway back to demons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

help he’s lying so bad.................. CLAIRE. CLAIRE. LISTEN I LOVE ASHE BUT I FEEL LIKE IF I HUGGED HIM HE’D STAB ME IN THE BACK BRO.........THESE COOKIES SCARE ME PLS STAY SAFE

OK NVM! yk what theyre besties theyre besties its good i love it when we pov switch to noel <3 idk just learning more about these characters makes me go brrr the guy just casually going to hell to be tortured insulted teased and messed with with demons everyday: all of the weird monsters around are saying self doubt things then just the “im hungry” real give noel a hug. from claire. i feel so bad his attachment to her is so huge and obvious but claire doesn’t even know anything because of her forgotten memories aghgh im just walking around talking to these monsters. it’s doing horrors for noel’s mental state IF NOBODYS GOT ME I KNOW SPOT THE DIFFERENCE MAN’S GOT ME CAN I GET AN AMEN lime and charlotte pitying him because of his life. huh

HONEY NO so. basically claire saved him in a way from just being completely filled with hate thats so hkjhgkjhkh hhjkhkjhgjhh sistting staring at the screen theyre the embodiment of tragic and once again claire doesn’t even remember,, GODDMNIT IM GONNA BE SO EMO ABOUT THESE TWO demon time!11!111 then star date!1 probably ashe is going through it:tm: DEMON REQUESTS DONE!!!!!! ZOOMED TO HIS ROOM bro dont do this to me

i hope claire makes the connection soon

WELL SPEAK OF THE DEVIL FUCK ME GENTLY WITH A CHAINSAW I HATE IT HERE HGHHGKJHLRKGHKJ THAT FACE PHYSICALLY PAINS ME WTFHRHRHN THE WAY CLAIRE WAS ABOUT TO CALL NOEL PATRICIA/? PLEASEPLEASE I SWEAR TO GOD DONT DIE OHGHKHERGHKERGERHRGRHHGERHGRRHRGHHGHGHGH SHE WAS TRYING SO HARD OT RMEMEBER IM SO DONE AND HE WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO IT TOO HOW STRONG WAS THE MEMORY LOSS SPELL DOES IT JUST STOP HER WILKL IT ALWAYS MAKE IT HURT HER HEAD IM SO DONE JHGHJHGKHWJEOIRUH831OY4O38I124HR123OIRH132IOH4ER21OI1 HE LOOKS SO DEAD ?????????? BUT STILL SMILES DOWN AT HER GN

AGGGGGGGGGHH *PUNCHES SCREEN* i love them they r the entire world but ugfhgkjhrekughweiuth32oruh13or31h1!?/1/1/!/1?! at least theyre happy right now did claires brain just pass out and completely reject the memory,, what and we’re back to the bitchiest bitch of the century: rogue i mean rouge by aliceyabusamesoneball sorry i scuk at proeprly reading things so rouge IS a pureblood demon not sure how that matters but its cool. also partially removed memories? hm so lady dorothy is dead. at least according to the demons. welp. time to use one of his childhood friends. #maleboss i guess

this is not going to turn out well. he didnt specify, but it still suggests that she’s alive poor sirius noel is amazing but he has some of the most subtle “i am going to go insane” sprites ive ever seen

HHGFHGJR THAT COMPLETELY BROKE THE TENSION HGHKGFJHGKJERHG SIRIUS I LOVE YOU IM SO SORRY the fact theyre chatting about this so openly makes me nervous though. especially with ashe who has a key,, NO NO NO PLEASE NOT TOMORROW YOU MIGHT BE DEAD BY THEN THATS HOW IT ALWAYS GOES SIRIUS ALWAYS SEEMS TO DIE FIRST SOMEHOW YEAH THIS ISNT GOING TO GO WELL AAAAAAGHHGH whatevr walked out of the room oh. ashe was in the kitchen please dont tell me he has a knife he seems more off laltely like they said his smile just feels like a lie just walked into his room only to have them drinking lets goo

sir r u forgetting ur issues what if he’s trying to get noel drunk. nah nah noel walked in after EITHER WAY WHOLESOME THEYRE FUNKY

ngl i did not expect this at all but im not complaining seeing them smile >>>>>>>>>>>>>

wait huh. ashe are you okay i swear if anything bad happens or did happen to this man i will sue this game look i dont trust him but i still really like him OKAY HE JUST SCRATCHED A PAINTING,,,,,, CRISIS AVERTED still seeing him being so worried. how does he have so many good stressed out sprites hopefully we get more interactions of noel with everyone went back to noel’s room since i think that was it “worried” im not sure if rouge is worried but if she is i haveto admit thats sweet guy doenst even sleep he just casually goes back up to hell side ??? holy shit shadow shin is that y GODDAMNIT THEY KILLED ANOTHER PERSON I HATE IT HERE they seem to be hitting them several times, so it wasn’t a quick death it has a more sort of blunt weapon kind of sound so i don’t think it’s ashe,, he usually uses a knife wilardo uses a gun. but maybe that’d be too loud during the night? sirius,,,,,,, he casts magic. i dont think he’d kill in the first place agh wait fuck it was a knife it was stabbing through the gut somebodys just always gotta die huh this game is actually going to be the death of me continue 4th day on next

#kid's heart

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castle-dominion · 10 months

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castle 5x15 target. Plot heavy babes. I remember seeing gifs from this ep & when I saw that this was the one I got super excited. Good thing I have an extra 15 minutes on my schedule.

The intro was great. here's the transcript: A man runs through an alley, avoiding puddles and trying not to fall. He does, but he’s up in a second and continuing his run. He jumps over a homeless man and into the street. There’s a van racing toward him, but he just takes a stance and starts shooting at it. Despite taking several hits, the van doesn’t stop. It plows right into the man. Why doesn't he get out of the way tho? he shot as much as she could

RC: Ah. The student becomes – (he chews and she waits) – the failed student. The dropout. You fed her this? (he grimaces) Mother, you are forever forbidden from practicing the art of pancake-do(ugh)

RC: Like Simba in The Lion King. It’s the circle of life.

I didn't know shoes did that irl... RC: Yeah, but I wouldn’t be okay with that. I don’t want to see where she goes. What other birds of prey are out there, or what other nests, or – btw becks is pretty man vs van lol Wow. I know we saw it but still.

Jan. New name for this uniformed officer. nice gun! Columbia? *concerned for his daughter* don't much like Bram stoker? Lmao (oh wow

BS: (dryly) Witty. I’ve never heard that one before. I grew up with a punny name. Joy. People said "you must be a joyful person" whenever they would meet me for the first time. I had depression. (not diagnosed yet ofc but still.)

Ah. Overly familiar. He threatened to kill you? Bro, you have authority behind you, this is not the time to be flirting. Vampires ARE in right now, just like a few seasons ago when ryan's ex girlfriend got them into a website

KR: *whistles* Look at this building. Hasim was living large for a college student. JE: Yeah, add that to the list of things about this dude that don’t add up. His records say he started as a freshman at 24. Now who does that? Me, in college: You would be surprised at the variance in age. But then again there is typically a lull. You either go in right after high school (or after a gap year) but then there are less ppl in there for a bit, & then they start coming back at maybe 30, 35. The majority of students I know in my term between 21 & 30 are international students. A lot of them have taken classes at home in the phillipenes & some are using a student visa to start immigration. Ofc the 24yo I do know who is not filipino was a meth addict & has a 3yo son so,, that's another explanation

empty place nope nvm just clean, that place is full of punching bags & stuff. Like esposito's. WOAH THAT IS A ... NICE.. CASE OF GUNS. Not locked or anything??? is this man insane? KR: Uh, yeah. And if his black belt skills didn’t get it done he always had this. light years measure distance...

only 24 & in special forces swiss bank accounts, as usual Nice hair on esposito RC: (shrugs) Maybe Jack Bauer was driving.

KIDNAPPING

ryan's shirt was pink in the other lighting & these stripes are interesting

These poor poor fellows, their daughter got abducted. I mean I like his tie they both look good... but this is sad bro the cops didn't know he was a discreet bodyguard

Agent Harris.

KB: Scared. Devastated. AH: Okay, that’s good. RC: It is? AH: It beats angry or defensive. They want to be helpful and honest,

RC: I've considered it

If the roommate wasn't listening too hard, science fiction is related enough to science. Could clip: It has the word in it Which I still haven't read XD

Oh NO I'm sure she can help solve the case... nice ringtone lol OH NO IT WAS ALEXIS lol nice pic of dad is sara's phone also there?

RC earlier: Oh, yeah. I just – can’t imagine what they’re going through right now. RC now: *his daughter was ALSO kidnapped*

Harris: Easier to take her than.. *looks at castle* not

Looks like a drug smuggler tbh Ah he fled. Could be political. If they find out she is the daughter of a rich novelist then they might use sara for political stuff & alexis for ransom.

Gates will just see friends comforting each other, it's fine

Oof they all watch him leave... KR: It’s Alexis. He’s gotta be wrecked. Hell, I’m wrecked. allexis AND Sara

MR: No, no, no. I’m not just saying this. She’s going to be all right. I feel it in my heart and my heart is never wrong. RC: What about your first marriage? MR: Well... RC: And your second? MR: Okay, fine. Fine. Occasionally my heart is wrong, but it is not in this case.

Plainclothes & unmarked, wise decision.

Aww looking at her school photos NO SHE HAS GIVEN INFORMATION ABOUT WHERE & WHEN SHE SKATES BEFORE NO NO FREAKING IDIOT ASDJFKLSDFASHGSDCJF

RC: Don’t. (she goes to respond, but doesn’t) Don’t promise me you’ll find her unless you can do it. Because … (he pauses, then his voice breaks) … I would never forgive you. (she’s quiet) Any more than I’d ever forgive myself.

It is already late, what's going on?

LT my beloved

No, she didn't call be she has no GOOD news, she might not have bad news either. If she was dead, she'd call, if she was alive, she'd call, if they are not sure, they'd rather keep him in the dark. Probs should stay home, don't come.

See what? Do they KNOW what they will see?

DP & camera crew & editing & all this stuff did really great. The way lanie stops him it is so important to me, the movement the camera the voice, I might clip this it is painful & beautiful

a+ like me! I should donate blood again. I need more iron tho. Your baby hhhhhh castle crying sdjsldkfsdjfksdfljsldfjk Castle they know how to do this

Castle should go hug the other couple. He has worked with the police, he can support them in knowing the cops are succeeding, they can support him in being emotionally distraught parents together.

Truck pod? Why are the lamps on? ig so the girls can find them & don't freak out. Why didn't they get dropped on the bed initially tho? instead of waking up on the floor?

I JUST GOT CALLED IN FOR WORK GOSH HECK IT. & I DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO TRY TO CATCH THE BUS THAT WOULD GET ME THERE HALF AN HOUR EARLY SO I'M GOING TO HAVE ONLY FIVE MINUTES TO GET IN, IRON MY CLOTHES, CHANGE, & GET ON THE LINE. GRRRR

I'm back.

I like her accent Ooh a course on security Both your dads are rich Wow alexis has Some Shoes (& also rings) At least they gave you clothes & towels.... & food

Ooh that car stuff sounds cool but I don't understand any of it

You know they want you alive, you know this room has a washroom Ryan looking nice ngl I genuinely thought that Ryan meant he was dead

You would... like a minute with him? Good, he's the dad, maybe he can get emotion on his side I'm not a cop This is SO SO SO intimidating. this is GOOD WHAT THE CRAP (it might be,, traumatizing to torture someone)

No thanks my adrenaline will suffice

Nice telescope

relationship w/o eye contact lmao. I mean, audio amiright?

KB: Tell me what happened with Douglas Stevens. RC: RC: I appealed to his humanity. KB: KB: I didn’t think you had that side to you. RC: Well, when it comes to the people I love, I do.

My mother knows a little bit of arabic. Like, ten words

Didn't he see the cams on his telescope? I like how the fbi yelled out that they had a search warrant

Tiny person!

Then why did they say "return to your post we have visitors" if they were not the fbi visiting the farmhouse?

(caskett double breasted jacket) WHY would they leave the jackets? why would they take them off? OH MY GOODNESS HOLY CRAP WHY WOULD THEY TORTURE HIM? HOW DOES THE FBI NOT KNOW?

Through the floor? The floor is already breaking, maybe you could use the lid of the toilet tank as a shovel

I mean, you aren't at square one, you just have no squares after this

I mean you know the theory & even if it takes hours... Sara YOU were the one who took the kidnapping course take off your shoes to be quiet Is this real-time footage? Why is the phone unlocked? The person it belongs to must be coming back soon *uses skype instead of calling her dad* Plus, did she have to log in? No it is an untitled caller Girl you have like, a good 15% left Girl take the phone with you maybe, esp if you happen to find a window or a person's face

that was NOT (our) ryan saying that lol the cant FUDGING PARIS the rooftop this is incredible

the CREDITS MUSIC

#castle 5x15 #castle 5x15 spoilers #castle 5x15 quote #the alexis-napping episode

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warmthintouches · 2 years

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Then we got fuxking Andrew..

Who i would literally sell my soul for if I knew it would make him less sad.

But he is a actual baby. Hes 18. And I would never want to do anything with him other than just be friends. But, I think he has a big ol crush on me. But he plays it off really well for someone his age.

He has drunkenly told me several times how pretty he thinks I am. And he gets drunk and wants to ask each other questions and I ask friendly questions when he goes straight for the sexual stuff. But for some reason I always answer them.

He has hinted around at asking me if I think he isbattractive several times and ive always managed to avoid it bc he was drunk or something.

But tonight he made me laugh bc he is on vacation and he sent me a video of a hot tub that looked so dope and he said

Him: if you were here you could join me in .005 seconds I wouldn't make it weird either.

Me: wouldn't have to ask me twice. I just want to chill and have my muscles finally relax after how tense I've been for the past few weeks.

Him: there's also a balcony with a beautiful view of the mountains that id take advantage of if it was with the right person.

Me: honestly thats the best. Balcony bangs ftw! 🤣

Him: okay, I have a serious question...

Me: um, okay?

Him: nvm I forget

Me: are you sure? 🤣🤣

Him: if you had a couple drinks and were relaxed/ happy and i was there (and there wasn't such a huge age gap between us obv( woukd you ever consider balcony sex with me? Lololol im just curious.

Him: and you have to be honest..

Me: 🤣 If I was truly being honest.. yes I would. But id feel very weird about it afterward. Woukd you with me tho? Lol

Him: honestly I would no doubt. You're very pretty and id be honored. 🙏 lolol

Me: 😳🥰 thanks

Him: yeah for sure. Lol did you ever find anyone to send nudes too?

Me: nope! (Total lie but he doesn't need to know)

Him: damn unlucky for all the guys out there

Me: yeah especially bc I've been working out and losing weight. I had a couple of guys try and wasn't feeling it (more lies)

Him: 🤣🤣 gotta have standards. If you're ever desperate or want to check hoe they look and want someone you can trust, you can always send them to me. I'll keep them strictly between us.

Me: LOL ill keep that in mind 🤣🤣🤣

Him: not going to lie id be down, I think you're beautiful but I know we're just friends.

Me: 😳 whoa there big boy! Id be way too embarrassed and nervous. And I love live our friendship and don't want anything to mess it up. But thank you, I really appreciate it.

And then we went on with the conversation for a little bit but he fucking kills me. He was trying to be so causal. And he truly is such a sweet boy but he's a child to me and I coukd never do that.

I love our friendship so much. I love him so much but just as friends.

He means too much to me to jeopardize that, truly. But the whole convo made us laugh at the same time.

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vinnival · 3 years

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Okay ask part 2. Hank or Sanford with a reader that looks super weak but can actually pick them up and probably fucking YEET them across Nevada or DEMOLISH them in a fight, like, Reader can pick up a damn car

Take this as you will, I wanna see what you come up with

Maybe a badass fighting scene (Badass readers have my heart 👉👈)

HANK STIMMING HANK STIMMING HAPPY EMOJI HANK STIMMING WOOOOOO anyways cool/badass reader >>>>>>>>!!! Enjoy :] ill make this a hank x reader except they train together because oohohoho edit: nvm i lied i completely forgot my purpose with this HAHAAH

I Won't Ask You Again:

Throw Me Into The Sun

HANK

Was not expecting you to react like that when your life was severely threatened

Tricky had his sign straight to your neck, about to swing it backwards and fuckin play golf w your head

Hank was fighting quicker, getting closer to closer to you, when he heard the confused screech of the clown

He looked again to see: mid-fucking-swing, you caught his sign

Hank went on autopilot while he watched your other hand grip the shaft of the sign, and you LIFTED TRICKY'S SIDE INTO THE AIR

He was still screeching, and his distressed voice getting more glitchy with worry, his body flailing in the air

You slammed his body to the ground, they yelped in surprise at your power

Then you goddamn yeeted him off the cliffside

Hank finished with the crowd of enemy grunts a couple of seconds after that, and rushed over to you

"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?"

You grinned at his yell, but flinched when you heard a demonic scream from where you threw Tricky over the cliff

You recognized the white flickers of light- the white embers already flying above the edge- and then without thinking, suddenly just grabbed Hank and hauled ass

THAT MAN WAS LIKE 200 POUNDS HOW ARE YOU

He was literally struck dumb like

As you both ran away from a very angry and flaming Tricky, he was just like

sitting in your arms,,,

,,,, whoa wow

stronk........

SANFORD

Look he didn't want to hurt the goddamn deer family okay

Bambi :(

He HAD to veer off course

Who cares if you both could've died in the crash

But you were both then stuck under the flipped over car

Somehow almost completely fine

Well, you were almost completely fine because of wonderful luck called plot armor

Sanford was bleeding out and probably had a concussion because he was bleeding from the head as well

You acted as quick as you could- unbundled yourself and then him

He was half-awake but he knew he didn't dream what you did

He asked you later, and you shrugged it off saying you've always had the strength to lift super heavy things

Yes, while partially unconscious, Sanford watched as you steeled yourself amidst the few flames surrounding you two, and lifted the car up

HUNHH

HUH

You could say you didn't break a sweat, but let's be realistic

You just survived a car crash, and there were many fires surrounding you two

You were dripping lmao

You tosses the car away with some effort

"I was quite rusty lifting that car you know, i can lift and throw more than that" you later mentioned

He left like a princess when you started carrying him bridal style the rest of the way back to base

He was very drowsy and couldn't think straight

"My knnnnnight in ssshining armorrr!!!" He drawled out

He may have been on the brink of death but he was cute

After that he always challenged you to weight lifting contests

He expected you to beat him

Yes, you did

"I want to he as strong as you one day..."

"Eat raw eggs like Gaston"

"No????"

WOULD THAT COUNT AS A BADASS FIGHTING SCENE?? IDK I HOPE YOU LIKED IT NONETHELESS BBY!!!! <333

#madness combat #madness combat x reader #madness combat sanford #sanford madness #madcom sanford #hank j. wimbleton #madness hank #it wasnt too detailed of a fighting scene but reader yeeted tricky so i think that should be good

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