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devintrinidad · 4 years

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So Uhm, CAW anon here. I haven’t been into Hetalia for years. But I feel like talking about a few things I noticed back in fandom a lot that I didn’t see at all in the canon manga/anime (though Hetalia itself is just a fanfic of history. I’m only focusing on character and relationships present in the canon series).

Ok a lot has probably changed since the last couple of years in fandom. But back then I saw a lot of depictions of the FACE group: England and Canada not having much of a relationship. France and Canda being the closest while France and America aren’t close at all. America and Canada having a strained if not dysfunctional brotherly bond. Canada having no backbone and being a sad sack all the time or just being a pure angel with no flaws. America being too childish.

I’m going to try to remember all the canon bits to back me up. But I’m mostly curious if there’s anything off and your (most likely much more up to date and informed) thoughts.

Canada and England have a pretty good relationship from what I’ve seen. We’ve sen plenty of material of England being present in colony Canada’s life. He used to cook for him too (poor Canada) and Canada spent almost about the same amount of time with him as America did. Later on Canada chose Enlgand over America when the colonies revolted. He didn’t want to pick a side but in the end he did. He fought against American troops. Was there when England was heartbroken over the fighting. He even acted as a strategist, using his knowledge as America’s twin brother to use America’s weaknesses against him (sending surrender papers inside a basket of food. America was so hungry it took George Washington telling him to resist to not take the bait). Later on when America and Canada were trying to mend their relationship. Canada would get so nervous and have England talk for him all the time instead (which only confused America). England did it without any fuss despite any issues he and America might still have. Overall Canada recalls having a good childhood and England was a part of that. The two might not be as close as America and England are, but they have their own history and bond both are very comfortable and happy with each other.

America and Canada. Fans I ran into often focused on America and England’s dynamic history. But the North American brothers have a lot of their own turmoil and strength to them as well. While Canada might,moan about being invisible and such. Canada also remembers having a very fun childhood with America. So much he remembers how sad he was when America grew up much faster then him and couldn’t play with him all the time like he used to. When Canada told America he didn’t want to fight, only to choose England, America felt betrayed. He loved Canada and wanted his twin brother to fight for freedom with him. Their relationship went pretty sour for a long time. But the two did end up trying to be mature later on in life and congratulate each other despite how annoyed they are at how different the other is.

From there we only get brother goodness. They can bug each other a lot. Canada takes for granted everything America has done and gone through, things that have also been good for Canada. While America likes to mess with Canada and act pushy with him. They do like to horse around and spend time together. Despite their differences, they’re probably the closest siblings in the world of nations. They’ve gone through their bitterness and still chose to be close brothers in the end. They like to play sports together. They like to use their appearances to mess with England who can’t tell them apart like France can. They call each other on the phone a lot. They have a joint Search for Santa Claus operations every winter. America respects Canada’s opportunity and ability to easily get along with others. He also takes Canada’s concerns very seriously and offers reasonable and helpful advice such as how to help his citizens get along. Canada’s opinions must mean a lot to him since Canada is the only individual to make America cry in despair when he went into his 3 hour insult rant against him. Despite his complaints about his personality, Canada looks up to America as a big brother who he always goes to for comfort or help. He respects and admires America a lot and trusts him as his closest confidante (after his polar bear. Not that that bear is ever helpful). Overall America and Canada have their downs like every sibling pair has. But they also seem to have a very strong and stable connection where they can act like brothers and best friends. Sometimes I think it’s easier to imagine America is closer to Canada then he is to England.

America and France. Back then these two didn’t get a lot of attention. Which is strange because there’s tons of material of them interacting throughout the centuries. France used to cook for America when England wasn’t around (I bet when Colony America said English food was as good as French food, some thing broke inside France. The reason America started disliking English food is because France made it his mission to salvage some of his tastebuds. Xp). France has been the only FACE member to stay by America’s side without conflict. Both of them obviously had a close bond since France gave America Lady Liberty and you could see teasing and ruffling America’s hair like a big brother. The two hang out a lot. They go to Maid Cafes together. They seem to have lunch together all the time at conferences since France is always looking for America to go eat together. They apparently also have sleepovers a lot and like to compare different genres of movies. Whatever issues their people can have with each other never seems to affect their personal interactions. France is the big brother of love and that’s sometimes a running gag for jokes. But he really seems to be like a normal big brother figure for America. He often worries about America and Russia’s scary relationship and chides England for raising America to be weird. In a deleted strip, France is preventing America from drinking alcohol because he’s too young (being physically 19). It also gets a bit heartwarming when you recall the Joan of arc strips where France meets the reincarnation of Joan and she’s an American. Almost like America is now taking care of Joan and giving her the opportunity to be free and happy in ways she couldn’t before.

Also while it’s not part of their dynamic. It’s always interesting that when the author wanted to show the Nation’s personal relationships with humanity. He always chose America and France. The supposed happy go lucky airheads who often gain a affectionate yet somber (to even downright tragic) experience from it.

Overall America and France have a nice quiet and stable relationship. You could say while England raised America as a colony. France was among the mentors to America on how to be his own Nation.

I think that’s it. Again my memory might be foggy but that’s what I can recall. =P

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WAIT A MINUTE YOU’RE ALSO A HETALIAN??? AND YOU NEVER TOLD ME???

Okay, I’m going to prioritize this ask/submission thing first because wow, you’re a Hetalian and Hetalia has a special place in my heart. First of all, I’m kind of flattered that you think that I’m up to date for this, hahaha. I’ll have to tell you, while I do know a lot about American history, I’m actually more of a fan of the Itabros, hehehe.

A few tumblr people that I know specialize in Hetalia and have already posted FACE dynamics a lot in the blogs are, but not limited to: @historihet @stirringwinds and @ellawritesficssometimes. I’m not sure if Ella is still active, but there’s a lot of content that you can browse through if I’m not thorough. Also, again, the list of tumblrs that have been associated with FACE are definitely more than I can imagine, those are the three that I follow and know off the top of my head.

To @historihet @stirringwinds @ellawritesficssometimes, I love your interpretations and love for history! If I say anything inaccurate or something you don’t find to your liking, please inform me! I don’t want to spread misinformation and I’m just so excited to talk about Hetalia to my dear Anon Friend :D

If you’re reading this, I hope that you all have a wonderful day! And keep up the great work with your own analyses/fanart/fanfiction/etc. You guys rock and keep the fandom alive. :D

Anywhoozles, what you said here is fairly accurate. FACE definitely has its up and downs. Assuming that you haven’t been active in the fandom since... let’s say 2012-2014ish era, you might have noticed that the common bonds are Canada and France (platonic), France and England (rivalry/lovers/enemies), and the most concerning relationship America and England (brothers/rivals/lovers???). What you said in your analysis really applies within the sense of what is considered to be manga/anime canon, not necessarily historical canon.

In historical canon (if you want to go down that route), FACE is one dysfunctional mess if you want to consider it as one family unit. Every one of them at one point has been at each other’s throat at one point (whether it be at war or just snubbing the other because of politics).

We have:

1. The Revolutionary War (England vs America)

2. War of 1812 (Canada/England vs America, with special emphasis in 1814 because Canada burned down America’s White House if I remember correctly)

3. The XYZ Affair (I’m pretty sure it was a snub in diplomacy??? which actually started a war???)

4. The fact that American promised to help France in their own revolution, but Washington said no because we’re still a new country and all that jazz (...I know this because of Hamilton IF YOU’RE ALSO A HAMILFAN I WILL CRY)

5. And like the entire history of France/England is just its own thing

As you can probably tell, FACE... I think was just a term for the fans to make this makeshift family dynamic that is cute in some respects if this was like a human au, but definitely a cluster of effs if you imagine them as eldritch abominations that were brought to life because of human imagination.

Like, the dynamics can go in so many directions if you want to choose one aspect of history over another.

In @stirringwinds, they often write/draw about America as this Prodigal son who happens to be like the Crown Prince succeeding his once proud father. (America turning into a superpower after the World Wars and the English Empire just kinda dismantling itself because of everything.... OF COURSE THAT’S AN OVERSIMPLIFICATION, PLEASE DON’T KILL ME FOR INACCURACY!

Whereas for another tumblr, @historihet they portray the USUK relationship as more of a ship. Like, the whole brother relationship that is skewed in the anime/dubs/subs (this is due to the fact that some fans take the whole older brother thing too literally because in Japan, you call your elders/peers that happen to be older than you via polite endearments) is more of a... I’m not gonna say paternal, but it was more of a mentor thing? I’m not sure, I haven’t interacted with them much, but I’m pretty sure they ship it. Plus, their art is so amazing and they’re obviously a fan of history because wow, their head canons and their art is so beautiful and detailed.

As for the whole France and Canada relationship, I think this can be further elaborated via @ellawritesficssometimes. I remember reading that France and Canada, while having a similar relationship to England and America, it wasn’t that close or as heartwarming as many fans make it out to be. If you follow Canadian history, I’m pretty sure Canada was under French rule for a sort time before becoming part of the English Empire. Like, Canada was part of the Empire for a longer time than under France. This means that France wasn’t always there, England was. You can further read between the lines about the English/Canadian relationships, especially if you consider the fact that America fought an entire revolution to get away from England because of neglect on England’s part and on Canada’s part.... all he had to do was ask.

Soooooo....

Overall, I’m glad that you told me that you were part of the Hetalia fandom. It’s nice to see that the fandom is still alive and kicking, hahah. That reminds me, I’ve got to finish my series concerning Italia Veneziano, oops. Just wondering, but why did you want to talk about this? Not that I mind, it just seems out of the blue...

Thanks for the analysis and your chat! I hope that you have a wonderful day! :D

Please don’t tell me you want a FACE fic, hahahah. XD

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supraveng · 4 years

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Agent of Shield - chapter 4

A/N: no warnings really and sorry for the delay, planning to have a new chapter every Sunday :)

Summary: You are a relatively new agent at Shield, but not a field agent, apparently that is about to change when you meet the Avengers and they realize you are a valuable asset

Word Count: ~3150

Chapter 4

“Who are you and how did you do that?” you turn around to see Natasha Romanoff coming towards you with a quirked eyebrow and determination. You realize that she must be an incredible interrogator because you are nearly frozen in fear. “I’m Y/N Miller and how did I do what?” you respond attempting to sound confident even though you know you are failing miserably.

She doesn’t answer right away, staring at you, trying to figure you out. “You spoke to Fury like that and lived’ she deadpanned. You almost started to laugh when you realized everyone was waiting for your answer. “Lived? That’s a bit extreme don’t ya think? He’s just Nick Fury” you shrugged.

“He shot my friend Ned in the neck because I was ghosting his phone calls” you turn to see a teenager smiling at you from behind Natasha. At that you did start laughing “ok, that’s hilarious” you choked out catching your breath.

“Wait, you aren’t joking?” you questioned as you looked around to everyone else in the gym clearly listening to your conversation. “No, but it was just a tranq dart, so he just slept it off. I’m Peter Parker by the way” he stuck out his hand and stood right next to Natasha. “Nice to meet you Peter, and I’m sorry about your friend Ned” you responded with a bit of hesitation. “Oh, no worries, it’s one of his greatest moments, he was honored” he replied as everyone looked over at him.

“We actually have some time restraints on our session today, so maybe you can catch up on all this later” Maria interjects, and you give her a grateful smile. You follow her to the floor mat and mouth a thank you when she turns toward you. “He also told me to not hold back, so I hope you are ready for this” she states with a smirk and gets into a fighting stance.

“You do realize how ridiculous this is right?” you respond as you attempt to get ready. “I mean, it would make more sense for you to attack me in the hall, when I least expect it, and make it a real fight. This is too planned out and predictable” you state as she lunges toward you, you twist and block her punch and elbow her in the side before stepping back.

“I see you coming, and between your eye shift and the 15-degree angle difference between your left and right foot, I know exactly what your next move is going to be.” She stops short and looks down at her feet “my what?” she asks, just as you grab her wrist, sweep her leg and pin her to the mat. “Oh nothing, I was just trying to distract you. I thought you were better than this Hill?” you taunt still holding her in place. She pats the mat twice and you release your hold and step back.

“That’s cute, I’ve known you for how long and you treat me like this?” she asks with a smirk. “That’s the thing about Miller’s, the longer you know us the tougher we get” you respond as she jabs your right side, your attempt to block is stopped and the next thing you know you are flat on your back on the mat. You roll away quickly and are back on your feet before Maria can take advantage and pin you. “I have known you a few years, and had no idea you had a hot brother, how could you keep something so important from me?” she questions as she takes a few breaths before approaching me again.

“That troll? You need better taste in men! Besides, he’s somewhere on the west coast, I think. And, he doesn’t come to NY very often.” The two of you continue your banter and sparing until you are flat on your back with a split lip and a bloody nose. You grab Maria’s hand that she offers and begin to slowly ease off the mat, just enough to yank her over your head and on her back. “Dammit!” she yells as she lands.

“Come on, you can’t expect to get away with sucker punching me like that!” you respond as you wipe the blood away from face. “You might as well stay down there, I’ll pin you again after I get some water” you taunt as you move away from the mat.

“Are you ok?” you hear someone as behind you and you slowly turn around as you are drinking from your water bottle. “Oh my gosh, your bleeding! Let me get you some ice!” she starts but you just shake your head. “No, I’m fine really, I’m Y/N by the way. I’d offer you my hand but its kinda gross at the moment” you respond as you look down and realize there’s more blood on your hands than you thought. “it’s nice to meet you, I’m Wanda. I haven’t seen you around before, are you a new recruit?” she asks.

“No, I’ve been with SHIELD for about 3 years, but mostly desk work. I think Fury finally caught on to my ducking out on my regular training and is torturing my by letting Maria try to kick my ass.” You respond as you hear Maria chuckle behind you. “Try? Miller, you are the one that’s bleeding, not me!” “Oh Hilly, I’m just getting started, that was warm up!” you respond and start bouncing on your feet.

“No, that was an hour and I’ve had enough of you. Let’s go shower than meet at the gun range” she walks off before you can protest. “Well, I better get going Wanda, I don’t want Fury to shoot me for being late.” You state as you look up to the observation deck to make sure he heard your remark.

He shakes his head and continues to watch the training session with Tony and Steve. “Are we any closer to locating Makarov? If we aren’t this conversation is wasting my time” Fury states as he watches you walk out of the gym. Tony huffs, “it’s not a waste of time to know that you have highly skilled agents who aren’t being utilized to their fullest. She clearly can hold her own on the field by what we just saw with Hill. And honestly, I think she should join us solely for assistance with the victims, not in the actual capture of Makarov.”

Steve turns to Tony, not realizing what he had planned until now and was a little surprised, his request was not selfishly putting you in danger. “I hate to say this but Tony’s right, she will be able to communicate better with the victims when they are located and considering what they have been through at this point, they would be more likely to trust her than a bunch of agents in tactical gear. But if she’s with us on this, she also needs to be ready for anything and we need to know she can defend herself if nothing else. Anyone else want to sneak a peak at the gun range?” Steve states as he heads out the door.

You exit the locker room, back in your regular work attire and head for the gun range. You enter to see Maria and Natasha chatting between shots as the turn and look you over when you enter the room. “You’re planning on practicing in a dress and heels?” Natasha asks with a quirk of her eyebrow. How does she do that? It’s sexy and intimidating at that same time, damn! “Well, yes” you reply “I wear heels as often as possible; it just makes my ass look better. And you can’t really conceal a thigh holster wearing pants” you shrug as you stand at the stall next to her.

You finish your first magazine and start to reload, you can feel Natasha staring at you. You turn towards her “do you have any pointers for me?” “Not at all, I’m actually curious how you emptied 18 shots in a target but only left 3 holes?” she responded with a slight smirk. “Yea, sorry, I never learned how to make patterns. I could do a square and a triangle but if you want something more creative like a flower or star, I’m not your girl” you respond looking at the paper target at the other end of the room.

“So, you put 6 shots in each of the spots on the target?” you turn to see Tony Stark questioning your shooting. You smirk before responding “not exactly, I was taught to shoot to kill, so there are more shots to the head than elsewhere on the target. But, if you’d like me to even it out, I’d be happy to on the next round. Fury usually makes me empty at least 4 mags before letting me move on, apparently anything less could be considered luck.”

“Ok, now I’m intrigued. You said taught rather than trained, so you aren’t former military?” “God no! I don’t do camo” you respond as you reload. Natasha smiles and chimes in “Well, I say we have a girls night out to get to know you better. And since Maria did a number on your face today, I say she’s buying.” She pats Tony on the shoulder as she passes “I like her, don’t do anything stupid” she warns and then leave the room.

“I didn’t agree to buying drinks!” Maria yells as Natasha leaves and waves off her comment. You turn towards Maria and grin “you can agree to drinks or give me a chance for payback.” “Fine, be ready at 8, but drinks are on Tony” she responds looking at him hoping he’ll agree. “The guys aren’t invited but I still have to pay? How is that fair?” he states eyeing Maria who is back to focusing on the target.

“And besides, I’m surprised Agent Miller doesn’t already have plans for the evening. A hot date maybe?” “That’s a big negative, deleted that stupid dating app as soon as I left here on Saturday. And with my FACE all scarred up like it is, I wouldn’t want to torture any man to have to sit through an entire meal looking at this” you say loud enough to add a little extra guilt to Maria, who just looks over and rolls her eyes.

“I don’t know, I can think of a few gentlemen that would enjoy your undivided attention, no matter what. Isn’t that right, Cap?” he remarks as he heads toward the door. Steve looks at you with a small smile and quickly turns to follow Tony out of the room. You turn to Maria and mouth “What the hell was that?” She just laughs and nods her head toward the targets.

“I get that this is good training, but I’m pretty sure the bad guys aren’t going to just stand there and wait for you to shoot at them to take em down. A moving target would be more realistic and helpful on missions.” You state mostly to yourself, not realizing that Fury was watching the entire training session.

Before you can finish your next rounds, FRIDAY is interrupting your concentration. “Excuse me Agent Miller, Director Fury would like you to report to his office at your earliest convenience.” “Thank you, I will be right there” you respond and begin to break down your weapon and gather up your belongings.

You stood outside of Fury’s office and took a deep breath before knocking. You were usually pretty confident, but after the stories you heard today, you weren’t sure you really knew Nick Fury at all. You opened the door slowly after he called you in. “Training went well I see” Fury stated motioning to your split lip. “Hill sucker punched me, and she will pay for it” you responded. Fury looked at you and made a small nod.

“You’ve been very helpful this week, if you are needed to join the team on the mission, I want to insure you are well prepared.” “Of course, I’m ready, I wouldn’t be here if I weren’t. Isn’t that what you told me?” you respond with a grin. “But I do have a question for you? Do they know my full story? I know you have a way of keeping things confidential.” You looked at him quizzically and his face remained stoic, never giving away anything.

“Come on Nick, does my official SHIELD profile include that I’m a convicted felon or is that a little surprise that’s gonna pop up later and bite me in the ass? I have a right to know.” “Your record includes important information, and if you think you are the only one on this team with a history of being on the wrong side of the law at one point in their lives, your delusional” he stated with a small smirk.

“Anything else? Or can we get back to work?” “Well, ya actually. I’ve heard some rumors about you and honestly, I’m a bit shocked.” “What sort of rumors?” he questioned as he settled back in his chair. “Oh, shooting people for ghosting your calls?” you respond as he gives you a blank stare.

“Seriously? This extreme grumpy old man thing you have going on is making everyone think you are an asshole. Is that really what you want?” “You know damn well I don’t give a shit what others think of me. Have I taught you nothing?” he responds with a shake of his head. “And you shouldn’t listen to the rumors around here. This place is worse than high school. And I’m not old!” “Ok, Uncle Nicki, you aren’t old. And sorry about dad calling you so early yesterday, it won’t happen again” you respond embarrassed that it happened in the first place. “It’s alright Pumpkin!” he states with a big grin.

You roll your eyes as you shake your head “if there’s nothing else, I should probably get back to my desk” you stand to leave just as Nick pulls you in for a hug. “I’m proud of you kiddo, and you will be training all week, just in case” he states as he walks you out of his office. “In that case, you owe me dinner!” you smirk as you leave his office.

Returning home, you are ready to flop on the couch after an exhausting day, but you are immediately greeted by Toby with a wagging tale and a ton of kisses. You switch out of your heels and into sneakers to take a stroll through the neighborhood. Toby is still excited and wanting to explore but also becoming very protective and not going more than a foot or two away from you at any moment. You are about to grab dinner and head back to your apartment when you get a text

Unknown: Be ready by 7, Pepper and Wanda are joining us, so we are doing dinner first.

Y/N: Who is this? How did you get this number?

Unknown: It’s Natasha, we will pick you up at 7, be ready or we’ll drag you out half dressed

Y/N: I have no doubt you would, see you then

“Alright Toby, let’s get you some dinner so I can have some fun!”

You made your way back to your apartment and fed Toby before hoping in the shower. Staring at your closet you are at a lose for what to wear. You knew Maria and just met Natasha but had no idea where you were going so picking something for dinner and drinks out seemed to be a bit more of a struggle than you anticipated. A date was one thing but making friends with women you respected wasn’t always easy. Not that an outfit would make or break that, you just wanted it to be easy and fun. You decided on your favorite red heels, black leather pants, white lace top and leopard print clutch.

You finished your makeup just as you heard a knock at the door. Toby barked before coming to find you and let you know there was someone there. You patted his head as you opened the door to find Natasha dressed in all black with a smirk on her face.

“All set? The ladies are in the car waiting” she stated as she looked around. “I am, but no thigh holster tonight so if I break a nail, I’m gonna make SHIELD pay for a spa day” you remark as you pass her and head toward the stairs. “That works for me, as long as I’m invited” she replies.

You are out of the building and see a black SUV waiting for you. After climbing in you turn to see Pepper and Wanda smiling at you, stretching out your hand your introduce yourself.

The third bottle of wine is being poured and you honestly have never had a better time with people you barely know. “I can see why the guys are so intrigued by you, smart, beautiful and funny, how are you single?” Pepper asks as she sips from her glass. You nearly spit out your wine at her nonchalant comment

“What guys are intrigued by me? I’m nothing special and the reason I’m single is because I am a certified asshole magnet and have taken a vow to not put up with anyone else’s shit” you state as you finish your glass. All four women nod and begin to laugh, “Oh sweetie, we’ve all been there” Wanda states as she places her hand on yours. You look up at her with a smile of thanks for her genuine concern and empathy.

“Ok, but you can’t just stop dating because of a few bad boyfriends” Maria looks at you “if that was the best route, we’d all be single for the rest of our lives” she practically shouts. “I wish is was a few, but literally every boyfriend I’ve had since the 6th grade has progressively gotten worse and worse. My last boyfriend, let’s just call him the King of the Assholes” to which everyone starts laughing. “He got me fired from my job at the UN, if it hadn’t been for Nick coming to my rescue, I don’t know where I would be now.”

The table got quiet and you knew it was because of the intense turn your story had taken, but it’s the truth and you and wine only tell the truth. “Yea, about that, what’s up with you and Fury anyway? You seem close, closer than I’ve seen him with anyone.” Natasha asks, and you are thankful for the turn in the conversation. “Oh, well, he’s like an uncle to me. He and my dad were in basic training together and he’s just always been Nick or Nicki, which he doesn’t like and just encourages me to keep doing it” you shrug.

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gallaghercest · 5 years

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REPOST: Evidence #1 - Noel’s Sexuality

Hello! So, I’m reposting this 2017 post because Tumblr deleted it.

Enjoy!

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Good evening, class! It’s been a long time but I’m back. It took so long because I needed plenty of time to arrange everything correctly, because tonight we’ll have a long post. And I’m back with such a polemic subject to talk about. That’s right: Noel Gallagher’s sexuality. Pretty much a taboo in the whole fandom.

I actually realised this should have been my first post here, since it’s focused much more on the 80s, but, well, it’s all said and done now, so just pretend you read this post first, ok?

Before starting I know that there will probably be someone/some people who will go “but jULIA YOU CAN’T TALK ABOUT THIS, IT’S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, IT’S TOO PERSONAL, YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT NOEL AND HIS GAYNESS AA A A A A A A”

And I’ll tell you what, kids: I’d rather walk I HAVE the right to talk about this, I’m his fan, I have the evidences, I’ve done researches, essays, everything you can imagine, and my conclusion is: it’s not my fault if he prefers to stay inside the closet LG x

So, take your seats and here we go!

Disclaimer: this is a bunch of evidences I made by myself, based in conversations I had with my friends and months of analysis, suffering, nights of insomnia and tears. Don’t know if everything is veridical, but at least, it’s a way that I found to “light” up our way and try to find some proper fucking answers to this stuff.

Well, I bet lots of you have already wondered (at least once in your lifetimes) about Noel’s sexuality, because, honestly, it’s something really confusing if you stop to think about it. The guy fucking hooked up with his brother, that’s already a good point to start. But I’ll try to list all the evidences on a chronological order.

1-) This Charming Man

This one is more like a deduction but ok. Yes, the famous Smiths’ song always had an important role on Noel’s life. It was the first song he learned to play on guitar. It was his main inspiration to become a musician as soon he saw The Smiths playing it on Top Of The Pops in 1983.

But, a 16 year old Noel who hated school and all type of book obviously didn’t understand the references and the lyrics meaning of any song as a 21 year old Noel could.

There’s a quote from Noel, which I think it’s from the NGHFB era already – but it might be from the late Oasis years, who knows – which I couldn’t find now, but I promise I’ll try my best to find it. If you know it, you can send it to me, too. The point is that, basically, Noel was asked by the interviewer why would he play the same fucking songs in every single gig.

Noel answered that, when he attended his first Smiths’ gig, which I’m sure it was in late 80s, he wanted them to play This Charming Man SO SO SO SO SO MUCH, and they had played it on their last gig, or on the last week’s gig, something like this, so Noel was really hopeful about it. The point is: they didn’t play it on the gig that Noel attended, and he got pretty much traumatised over that. So, he claims he plays the same songs every single gig because of that happening.

But, now, I ask you: As I said, this song was always important to him. But, as he grew old, he might have understood the lyrics more – This Charming Man’s lyrics clearly talks about homosexuality and an affair between a guy from working class and a guy from an upper class, you can read more about it on Genius, I guess. And now that he was older, maybe he identified more with the song in general.

He said once that as soon as he heard This Charming Man, everything made sense, even though he didn’t know any literature references and stuff like that – so he admitted that he didn’t get the lyrics at first. And this is important because I’m not telling you he had homosexual tendencies since he was born, it came after years and years.

2-) “Effeminate Phase” AKA Manchester Mauler

In the Definitely Maybe DVD, when talking about the “Give me gin and tonic” bit from Supersonic with Mark Coyle (11:30), Noel mentions that he must have been going through one of his – ONE OF, IT MEANS HE HAD LOTS OF – ‘effeminate phases’ to be drinking gin and tonic at that time.

He even joked once in an interview with Zane Lowe that when Peggy asked him why did he kept in his room 24/7 playing guitar, he answered, joking, “because I’m gay” :’))))))))))))

And now, the thing that I guess it’s the most iconic thing about Noel’s sexuality: if you search on Google “Is Noel Gallagher gay?” you will find an anonymous answer (that actually was answered by The WikiAnswers Community™), which goes:

“Definitely! He’s known as the Manchester Mauler. A refrerence to his brutal homosexual appetite durring his youth in Manchester, England.”

And in case you’re wondering “what the fuck does Mauler mean?”, Urban Dictionary will help you:

(I censored it because maybe Tumblr would block it again if I didn’t)

Let me tell you: this is my favourite piece of information of the entire Oasis history. It doesn’t come from any reliable source but the point is: I don’t doubt it. It’s the truth to me.

3-) Clint Boon

This is probably the most important evidence – so important that it’s why I’ve chosen it to illustrate the post. Noel’s years as a roadie were, obviously, wild.

Everything started when he auditioned to be the new singer of Inspiral Carpets. As we all know, he wasn’t accepted, but he was asked to be a roadie, in case he was interested. I don’t want to be pretentious but I have lots of friends who think that the job was only offered to him because Clint was already interested, BUT ANYWAY.

It’s common to see lots of photos of Clint and Noel together, we all know. And very suspicious photos, in fact. Some of them are not even with Clint, for example. The one where Noel is almost kissing a guy with a hand on his **** is actually Graham. And you can tell it because Graham’s hair was shorter than Clint’s (it’s the third photo of the collage above)

Noel was already asked by this photo on an interview and he was BOLD ENOUGH to deny the kiss:

“Interviewer: There’s a quite famous photo of you snogging Clint [Boon] from The lnspiral Carpets.

Noel: Oh no, that was Graham [Lambert, Inspirals guitarist]. Yeah. We weren’t actually kissing, though.

I: It looked like you were.

N: Yeah, yeah, it did look like it. But I can assure you.”

Anyway, the point is, we know Noel can assure they weren’t kissing because the only guy he would kiss was Clint. Ok, seriously now: we know that Noel used to take suspicious photos with his friends, while they drank and did drugs.

You can even see Noel shotgunning – the act of blowing weed or simply cigarette’s smoke on another person’s, usually your partner’s, mouth, and maybe even kissing – on the 4th and 5th photo from the beginning of the post. Notice that both photos were taken at the same night (their clothes are the same) and with the same guy.

Ah, and we have the matching haircuts as well. Thing we saw happening to Liam and Noel too (1997, 1999…)

(please don’t ever let this photo die)

Well. My point here is not the photos, not even the haircuts at all. It’s Clint. The amount of photos/footage we have of Noel with Clint is much more significant than the ones we have with the rest of the band. For example, Noel’s not seen in bed with any other member than Clint.

Actually, I have more things to talk of Clint, but I’ll leave it to another post.

And more: on the book “Carpet Burns: Life with Inspiral Carpets”, by Tom Hingley, the lead singer, contains a quote where Clint claims that Noel taught him another use for the airplane tables (thanks, Mat, for the useful info!). Another use. If you know what I mean.

But the most extraordinary thing is that, coincidence or not, there’s a Inspiral’s song, called Dragging me Down, written by Clint, released on 1992 – when Noel was already gone and in Oasis –, that strangely makes references to planes, travels, sky and flying. Behold:

Now, it’s up to you to patch things together.

AND DON’T YOU GET ME TO TALK ABOUT THIS:

4-) Random Noel’s quotes through the years

This one is probably the more common and easy-to-find evidence. I’ll just give the examples I recall now, but if you have more in mind, feel free to share it so I can add it to this post!

I don’t know what happened to Noel in the ‘Russell Brand 6Music show’ on 2006, because somehow he said a lot of things there.

Noel insisted that if he was gay, he’d be the biggest gay in the world, saying “I would be gayer than Freddie Mercury”, and then, Russell suggested that the 3AM girls might be interested in Noel suddenly getting in touch with his gay side, to which Noel replied:

“In a manner of speaking, I may have done already.”

Bingo!

And there’s that one from 1 Leicester Square, also being interviewed by Russell Brand, where they even talk a little about Noel’s years as a roadie, and Noel later says he was “very in touch” with his “effeminate side” (again!) and that Noel was a girl’s name¿? Russell says Liam has a “sexualised arrogance” and I confess I’m really like ?¿?¿where did you get it, son?¿?¿? because I really do think it’s something Noel thinks at the deep heart, not something Russell Brand could say, actually.

And again, there’s another quote, from another Russell Brand BBC2 show from 29th July 2008: “I like a few women but I like men an awful lot more.” He even continues and say “I call myself straight, but I’m GAY!”. “If I went to call myself bisexual, it would be equally, if not more misleaded (?), I’m not undecided or bi-curious either” Then, Noel asks “Matt, can you come up with a new word for people who are mostly straight but a little gay or mostly gay but a little straight?” and Russell comes up with the brilliant answer: “Oasis.”

It actually surprises and triggers me how nearly every time Noel and Russell meet, they end up talking about that subject… really weird, innit? Does Russell know of something? We might never know… *suspense intensifies*

And, now, going out of the Russell Brand show, we have the beautiful quote of Noel for a German TV interview on February 2009, which I’ll give me the luxury to copy down here:

“Q: So tonight you’re on stage with your brother.

N: Unfortunately, yes.

Q: Unfortunately. You don’t like each other very much.

N: No.

Q: Is there anything you like about your brother? Anything?

N. There’s lots of things I like about his personality, but he doesn’t like me.

Q: Do you know why?

N: Uuuhm…

Q: Have you ever talked to him about it?

N: I don’t know. You’d have to speak to him. But I know he doesn’t like me. He insults me all the time.

Q: But you like him.

N: There’s certain aspects of him that I like.

Q: What kind of aspects?

N: He wears crazy shoes.

Q: Ah. Anything else?

N: He has crazy hair.

Q: And what’s that got to do with his personality?

N: They’re just things I find attractive in men.”

Fine.

6-) This.

Ok, now I have two destinations: either people will kill me or support me. I don’t want to, I don’t know, ruin Noel’s perfect-marriage-husband reputation or whatsoever; actually, I don’t want to ruin Noel’s marriage lolololol but the point is: it’s in the internet, so it’s free, right? And my job here is exposing. So, that’s what I’m gonna do.

Well, one day I was doing my daily research with my friends, seeking for evidences of Noel’s bisexuality, and I bumped up into this:

But then I thought, “c'mon, the guy (who I censored the username for legal reasons) could be tripping”, but then me and my big-stalker-KGB-ass did a research on the lad’s profile, and, in the same weekend he tweeted that, he really was at Glasto, in 2014:

And the point is that, Noel wasn’t playing Glastonbury then, but he ATTENDED Glastonbury; he was at backstage, as you can see here:

Maybe the guy is crazy? Yes! Do I think he is actually crazy? No! Simply because, as I said, I don’t doubt anything, I know Noel and his capacity. The only difference between Noel and Liam is that Noel is a perfect secrefreak.

7-) Oasis fans are noticing it

If you think I made up all this bullshit, think again. It’s more and more common you see, not only the more dedicated fan accounts talking about it, but more grown-up fans talking about it too – I mean: it’s common to see not only the fan girls talking of it, but 30 year old blokes talking too. So, something must be quite right in all of this, right?

That’s it, guys, thank you so much for reading, I really consider this post my ultimate masterpiece, so I hope you enjoyed it! Feel free to reblog, it helps me a lot, send a message or whatever, I’ll love to read it, see you on the next post!

#noel gallagher #gallaghercest #gcestlavie #evidence #80s

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“So, what’s the plan?” Taisuke asked the other two “I mean, you got a plan right… You can’t expect to us go there and take him out of his home right?”

“I don’t do that!” Kiyoko snorted, her arms crossed “Daichi’s not dumb and even if we do that, he would simply beat us all!”

“I thought you had strength enough to take him down…”

“I can’t use my strength on my own brother! He’s not a bad person! I only fight bullies and meanies!”

“Okay, no brute force” Eiji intervened “He’s not going to like it. I think our approach must be calm. We could invite him to visit the library.”

“Making him go outdoors just to shove him indoors, yeah nice plan Eiji” Taisuke said with a sarcastic tone.

“At least he would take some sunlight on the way.”

“No, that’s not enough!” Kiyoko made an X with her arms “Daichi needs to practice sports, at least some exercise! Like walking in the park or playing soccer.”

“Hey I don’t play soccer and I’m fine!” Taisuke pouted.

“I said soccer because uh dad used to play with us. But now that he’s worldwide famous…”

“He got no time for spending time with you two, am I wrong?” Eiji asked, watching Taisuke clench a fist.

“Well, yeah?” she answered “I mean, when he get free time he plays games and soccer with us.”

“At least that” Taisuke muttered “I have none of it anymore.”

“My father is too busy” Eiji commented “Him being the head of a special cases unit focused on digimon takes almost a good part of his time.”

“We’re the group of children whose have busy daddies” despite the fun wording, Taisuke was being salty about that. Mostly on his side, leaving the other two catching the message and gently switching back to the plan.

“I’ve cooked some plan for that!” Kiyoko snapped her fingers “First, we tell Daichi his and my dad called and said he needs to take a break from his studies. Then, we suggest that he goes to the cinema watch the most recent tokusatsu movie in the theaters with us! Next, we go around the town and buy some snacks!”

“That’s a complex plan” Taisuke blinked.

“It’s well planned I say” Eiji nodded “And isn’t dangerous, so I think it might work.”

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“Ok, everyone’s out” Daichi returned to Daisuke’s office on the Motomiya household after checking it out the surroundings “Natsu, take us to the Digital World again please.”

“Um, you sure?” she asked “I mean, Lupinmon might hunt us down all again if we go… Can’t we go look for a digimon in your world?”

“Actually, there’s not many digimon in the human world… At least today” he took his phone from his pocket “I mean, there’s some digi-event happening today, but… Not sure if we can go.”

“An event?” Ulforce and Natsu frowned.

“Oh that’s right. The release of a new tokusatsu movie, Digimon Rangers . It’s like Super Sentai but now with a good chunk of the population being digimon, there’s shows around to promote the bonds between Human and Digital Worlds.”

“Seems good!” Ulforce eyes were shining with excitement “Imagine… Being a superstar, filming many movies and TV shows, fame and money--”

“I doubt of someone going to watch a movie about you” Natsu rolled her eyes.

“HEY--”

“Please no fights you two. We can go there and see if a digimon would like to be my partner to save my father.”

“Big bro, I’m home~”

“K-Kiyoko!?” Daichi gasped, and then left the office. He met her and the other two boys at the living room “Oh you guys are here too… Hello how you’ve been?”

“Hello, Daichi” Eiji greeted him while Taisuke kept in silence.

“How about we go to the premiere of the new movie, my dearest big brother~” Kiyoko chirped, showing a pamphlet of the said movie to Daichi “I heard it will be good!”

“Funny though, I was thinking about going with a few friends” he replied.

“I knew you would say ‘no’ but-- Wait WHAT!?”

“You guys can go, I will catch you three once I call my friends.”

“Huh, okay then” she answered, glancing at her friends. Taisuke shrugged while Eiji blinked. They left, and Daichi returned to the old office room.

“We got some trouble” Daichi announced after going in and closing the door “Kiyoko and her friends want to go to the event with me.”

“And what’s wrong about that?” Ulforce frowned.

“The problem is… I can’t tell Kiyoko that my dad had become a bad guy and tried to kill us. Or talk about this… Digivice-thing.”

“Hm, right” Natsu nodded “I can switch back to human form, and Ulforce can pretend to be a regular civilian digimon.”

“Do you think it will work…?” Daichi seemed concerned “I still do not know how to… Get partnered with a digimon…”

“Usually there’s a digimon fated to be your partner” Ulforce said “Like your father and his V-mon--”

“Vee. His name is Vee” Natsu punched Ulforce’s head lightly “That’s how everyone call him right now.”

“O-ok…!!”

“Anyway, we need to go” Daichi interrupted them “Natsu can distract Kiyoko and her friends, while I go searching for my partner.”

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The theater’s building was full of humans and digimons waiting for the event, the trio arrived first than Daichi, and they were having difficulties to get their own tickets. The new series had became popular enough to get very high scores, from all audiences. Children, human and digimon, were on a giant line to buy the tickets.

Taisuke was quite of excited for the event when he saw someone familiar with the movie’s staff. The man and the Agumon wearing a bowtie didn’t see him, however the boy dragged Kiyoko and Eiji to the corner.

“No one told my father would’ve been here!”

“I thought you knew that?” Eiji blinked “I think it’s to promote the bonds between human kind and the digimon kind.”

“I don’t like it! Especially this means if he sees me here we might get privileges for that! Also… I’m not here to be used by paparazzis and journalists! Let’s go back, we can watch the movie next time!”

“But!!” Kiyoko pouted “This is a plan! For Daichi!”

“We can do that another day, sorry Kiyoko” Eiji replied. She sighed but nodded.

“Thanks guys” Taisuke smiled and then the trio left with caution, to not get caught by anyone.

Daichi, Natsu and Ulforce were on their way to the theater but something made Natsu stop for a second. The other two glanced at her in silence, and she dragged them to the alley closer to the group.

“What’s wron--”

“Shh, be quiet!”

They saw two Strikedramons pass through them, talking with someone. Daichi never had seen that digimon species before, so it didn’t look like civilians or actors from the session.

“Yes, I’ve heard he will be there. Let the troops know. We’re taking down that human and his partner digimon before he could call for the rest of his ol’ group.”

“What the” Ulforce whispered.

“They’re after someone?” Daichi quietly commented.

“That’s bad…” Natsu gasped “I’m sure they’re after Taichi and Agumon!”

“W-we need to do something!” Ulforce responded.

“Yes, we need to warn him about this” she nodded “Or Ken. He can handle it--”

“There’s no time for that! Let’s assault that digimon right now! Two versus two is easy!”

“No,” Daichi said “Let’s act normally, tell ambassador Yagami and officer Ichijouji later because first we need proofs.”

“Right Daichan.” / “Roger.”

They arrived and saw a giant group of people in line. The staff were trying their best to help every human and digimon, but it wouldn’t be possible attend everyone. The first session of the movie premiere had special guests, including the DigiWorld’s human and digimon ambassadors.

Natsu started reading the digimon’s energy with her special abilities, trying to detect the Strikedramon duo. Due to the number of digimon attendants, she was lost and unable to discover their position on the area. Daichi had to tell the ambassadors, but not without a solid proof to support his accusations.

“Please, stay in line! Sorry, all tickets for today’s sessions are sold out.”

“Aw, I wanted to watch today…”

“Already!?” Daichi gasped “We need to get in… Ah I’ve got it!”

“What is it?” the other two asked.

Daichi dragged Natsu and Ulforce to the back of the building, grabbed his phone and typed something for a while.

“What are you doin’?” Ulforce was clueless.

“Asking backup from a friend. She’s pretty good at hacking and building stuff.”

“You will… hack the system?” Ulforce were completely impressed “Cool!”

“That’s not cool, that’s troublesome!” Natsu however wasn’t happy with it “Your father wouldn’t--”

“If it’s an emergency, he would’ve asked for help” Daichi chuckled “Don’t worry, it won’t go wrong!”

The door suddenly does a ‘click’ noise and Daichi opens is normally. While Natsu wants to question Daichi’s choices, Ulforce is curious about what kind of friend is able to unlock doors without using brute force. They got in and began searching for the suspects, but no clue where they had gone, until…

… The fire alarm rang.

“What’s happening!?” Natsu shouted, as the group saw the audience going out of the room.

Taichi and Agumon ran to another direction, being chased by the Strikedramon duo. Daichi had no other option but go after them, with Natsu and Ulforce coming behind him.

“Don’t let them escape-- Huh??” Natsu threw a plasma bubble against one of the enemies and they stopped “So so, there’s a group of wannabe heroes here. Brother, go ahead I’ll take care of those two kids and lady” The other Strikedramon nodded and resumed the chase.

“Don’t underestimate me!” Ulforce yelled “I may be a child level but I am invincible!”

“And he’s not alone,” Natsu started to charge another bubble in the palm of her hand “I can fight as well, dummy!”

“Very well… I will delete your data in mere five seconds!” the opponent attacked them with his claws. Natsu blocked it with a shield and Ulforce attacked with his plasma sword. Strikedramon dodged but smirked “Heh not bad child.”

“Hey don’t dodge!” Ulforce shouted, then kept attacking “STOP! MOVING! YOU! JERK!”

“Hahahaha! Take this!” Strikedramon hit him with the tail, then jumped at the blue dragon and struck a blow with the claws “How’s that, shorty!? Ain’t you invincible!?”

“Kh… I won’t… lose… to… you!” Ulforce got up despite the blows he received and used his fury on his plasma sword.

“Is there anything I can do-- Huh?” Daichi took the digivice from his pocket and its screen was glowing. On screen he read ‘insert digimon’s data please’ in English “What does it mean? Scan… digimon?” he looked away and didn’t know what to do.

“Daichan,” Natsu called his attention while Ulforce kept attacking Strikedramon “He wouldn’t stand for much time…!”

“Insert… Ulforce’s data?” the boy thought, then he pointed the D-TimeRune’s camera on the back at Ulforce and scanned it. The screen started to light up, accepting the data.

“Evolve him, now!” Natsu ordered.

“R-right…!” Daichi nodded, and browsed thru the features inside the digivice. When he reached ‘evolution’ mode, he read the instructions on screen “Use the screen to scan the back of your hand and using ‘Scan DigiRune’ voice command. Then activate by ‘Load Evolution’ voice command.”

“Hurry up!!” Natsu shouted in panic, now noticing Ulforce had fallen on the ground and Strikedramon was preparing the final blow.

“R-RIGHT!!” Daichi nodded, grabbed the digivice to scan the back of his right hand.

“Scan… DigiRune!” [ Scan completed]

“Load… Evolution!”

The D-TimeRune then sent a light at Ulforce, covering his body. The light illuminated the place for a while, making Daichi and Natsu blind for a while.

"V-mon evolve! XV-mon!"

The light vanished, revealing an adult level digimon -- XV-mon. Unlike Daisuke’s XV-mon, this one had his blue skin a bit darker. However, the V-Bracelets and the Holy Ring vanished…!?

Ulforce then released the X-Laser from his chest, hitting Strikedramon while the one was off guard. Then, Ulforce grabbed the foe digimon and looked at Daichi.

“Open the Digital Gate! Now!!”

“B-but how!?” Daichi babbled, browsing thru the digivice features all again.

“Leave it to me!” Natsu nodded, and she captured Strikedramon with a plasma bubble “One to go, now we need… Huh did you hear that??”

The sound of police sirens came from outside. Ulforce then returned back to V-mon form, while Daichi heard the police officers’ footsteps and voices.

“We need to go” he said “Because if I stay here I will have to tell officer Ichijouji about my dad and I don’t want to.”

“You sure?” Natsu frowned.

“Let’s go, take us out of here please.”

“Right!” she opened a gate from nowhere and they jumped in.

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“You won’t hurt anyone…” The brave man said, as Greymon was holding the second Strikedramon with his hands “Who are you and why did you attack this place?”

“I don’t owe you anything, human!” the captive roared.

“You have no option. Tell who sent you after me, now.”

“I won’t!”

“Taichi!!” a voice came from the entrance of the room. The other man approached with Stingmon behind him “Are you ok? What happened here?”

“I’m fine, still not that old to fight” despite the humorous tone, Taichi wasn’t smiling “This Strikedramon attacked this theater, There’s another one around so be--”

“Yeah we know” the other said “We found another Strikedramon inside of a pink bubble.”

“Huh…? A pink bubble?” he blinked “Isn’t that…”

“We’re not sure” Stingmon shrugged “It can be any kind of digimon, right Kenchan?”

“There’s no time for that” Taichi glanced from Stingmon to Ken “We need to interrogate those two first.”

“Alright” Ken nodded.

#daichi arc phase 1 #datl text chapter

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