#ok it's time to bring this one back

[stupidpicturesofledzeppelin]

#ok it's time to bring this one back #i have 170 of these still saved to my hard drive #and will be uploading them sequentially with no particular sense of regularity #so this is the inaugural post #of the reboot of the classic favorite blog #stupid pictures of led zeppelin #jimmy page #robert plant #john bonham #john paul jones

[bluefiz]

He just doesn’t understand

#OK SO BASICALLY this is a transfem/gender fluid sanji comic #sanji’s putting on makeup the way he learnt during the timeskip and then zoro walks in #zoros like oh its ok perona put me in makeup too and it was nice to try and show sanji hes supportive #sanji thanks him for it but cant bring himself to tell zoro that he’s dressing up to express his not-cis identity #HENCE SOME OF HIS HAIR FALLS BACK TO HIS FACE #HES HIDING HIS TRUE SELF #but both of his eyebrows are showing so he’s atleast facing his fear of judgement #i should write a fanfic with this idea or something #i have so many more ideas for this headcanon but so little time #thanks for reading if you did #trans sanji #sanji #vinsmoke sanji #zosan #roanoa zoro #one piece #one piece comic #hes so pretty i just wanna eat him like a marshmallow

[thatonecrookedsmile]

I would say that, considering his history, he's not that wrong, but even I have doubts as to whether that would be right. But at the end of the day, this is just a joke that's been in my head for a while, sooooo…eh.

Oh hey, an attempt at a comic? Made by me? That I didn't give up during the process or lost all motivation? What was my only attempt at this, 2019? Damn, it's been a long time.

I thought about leaving this here without editing or any colors, just the natural ones from the paper and pencil. But something in my head said "HAHAHA, no" so I went back to work. I had to put this idea down on paper this time (literally). If another year passes without me being able to execute this idea, I would lose my mind.

This scenario was inspired by this video by Jehtt, inspired by the original meme by Windii. Credits to both of them.

For a long time I wanted to joke - especially on the anniversary - that I wanted Sammy to only have less than 5 seconds in the next game (or in other words, take his screen time in DR, and shorten it even more). You know, just for the funnies (unless..?) But,thanks to the news released at the beginning of January this year about The Cage, I legally can't do this joke anymore…this year. Don't worry, after that comes out (and finally gives Sam the screen time he wants,hopefully) and we start to crawl into the Bendy 3 production era, I'll make this joke when I can.

Anyway, happy birthday Sammy Lawrence. You may not be my favorite character in this franchise, but there are some things I can actually appreciate about you. Plus, you made me laugh a few moments before (you know what I'm talking about) so there's that.

And happy 7 years to Chapter 2, and by extension, Susie, Norman, Alice, the Searchers, (Johnny????), and Beta Ink Bendy. (I would mention Jack too, but he was only introduced with the release of CH4, so technically it's not his birthday yet, but I'll consider him here).

And now? May I be able to do something for CH4's anniversary. Wish me luck,cus I'll need it.

(it might be really late now, but it's still the 18th where I live, so it's still his birthday, so I still won)

#bendy and the ink machine #batim #bendy and the dark revival #batdr #sammy lawrence #porter batdr #batdr porter #crookedsmileart #another fun fact: I thought of this comic with Wally in mind instead of Porter #Problem is I don't have any designs at the moment of Wally as his ink counterpart;and I didn't want to have to think of a design for him no #So I switched to Porter;I think it still fits #my relationship with Sammy is complicated #Sammy; as the human director of the music department? He is ok. He's not my favorite of the human cast; but I don't dislike him. He's fine #Sammy; the prophet? Eehhh. I prefer the human. #Like there are things I can actually appreciate about him. #Certain details that I find interesting. And his appearance in CH2; for what it is; it's not bad at all. #But in general? I'm not very interested in this guy (at least;this version of him) And his post-CH2 appearances don't really help his cause #I still believe they had no plan to bring Sammy back later in the story #but because of his popularity they decided “yep;let's bring him back”; problem is: I don't think they knew what to do with him after CH2 #and one might argue that they still don't know #Hopefully;The Cage will finally give Sammy the screen time he so desperately needs. #and maybe; then; I can finally start to like him a little more (okay; let's not go that far now) #Maybe his deaths in the franchise aren't his happiest moments; but they were definitely mine #HAHAHAHAAHHA (/j.....unless)

[goldensunset]

i really do think terra would be the final boss for therapists. yeah i know everyone in kh has low self esteem and scrambled memories and repressed ptsd and guilt etc etc don't get me wrong they all need serious help. but there's that and then there's getting your very being split into three parts remaining separate for over a decade. mere fragments of his being trying to hold onto themselves. he was torn apart mind body and soul. and this is BEFORE you factor in the problems he already had and the strong anger and grief etc etc. he walks into the therapist's office and they're completely baffled within the first five minutes of listening to him talk because literally what is he even saying? how do you even begin to dissect that

#it is genuinely incredible to me that he exists to this day as himself #xion is the other one where it's like wow i can't believe anyone found a way to bring you back #but such is the power of the heart! #terra it's like ok so yeah we gathered up all the pieces they were all right there close-ish to each other #but like i can't believe you could really just slap them back together and have it work out cleanly #there's no way he doesn't have severe and lasting mental damage from all that #:( #get that man some help. nomura please expand upon the lasting trauma everyone has #(i know he won't but like) #(it would be the perfect time for the other characters who aren't currently doing anything in the story) #kingdom hearts #terra #kh terra #kh #mine: kh

[thresholdbb]

Can we talk about The Dying Swan moment in Coda? As someone who was once a very serious ballerina, I need to talk about the Dying Swan. Here's your context --

CHAKOTAY: Harry's clarinet solo was okay. I could have done without Tuvok's reading of Vulcan poetry. But the highlight of the evening was definitely Kathryn Janeway portraying the Dying Swan. JANEWAY: I learned that dance when I was six years old. I assure you, it was the hit of the Beginning Ballet class.

Have you seen The Dying Swan? It is dramatic.

Here, take a minute:

First of all, this dance is much too advanced for a six-year-old, even if they’re doing it in demi pointe. (Six-year-olds emphatically should not be in pointe shoes btw.) The dance is almost entirely bourees and arm movements done to very subtle musical cues, not the foundational ballet moves typically taught in Beginning Ballet.

This is a very vulnerable, dramatic dance that is effective because of its subtleties. The performer would need to embody that vulnerability in some way for a convincing performance. It's short, but it's a solo piece -- all eyes on you. I mean, it was choreographed for a prima ballerina, BUT THAT'S NOT MY POINT

Can you imagine our unflappable Captain Janeway willingly getting in front of her crew to do this ballet? I get that it’s thematically relevant to the plot of Coda, but since Janeway is only vulnerable in front of her crew when it means putting herself in harm’s way, it seems like a wild decision. She tends to hold herself apart from her crew, maintaining the professional distance of the captain. Further, when she does any creative pursuit, it is almost always in private, since her sister was the artist in the family and she was the scientist. As a captain, she commands Voyager in a much different way than she would as a dancer with this piece. I'm not saying she never shows vulnerability because she definitely does, but not necessarily in this way. Then when she talks about it with Chakotay, she just casually brushes it off with a laugh like no big deal.

There’s also the question of costume – would she have gone full tutu? Done it in her Starfleet uniform? An impeccable yet flow-y white suit? She does get into costume and command a performance in Bride of Chaotica!, but Coda is still kind of early days for our captain. Arachnia aligns more with what we know about Janeway's character.

Granted, it is Chakotay laying down these complements about her dancing ability and he is clearly biased. To be fair, Neelix does too before they leave in the shuttle. If she did this dance and performed it poorly or amazingly, I feel like the crew would look at her a bit differently afterwards.

Canonically she did The Dying Swan, but I certainly have trouble picturing it happening.

#does everyone let it slide because she gets mind killed a bunch of times and attends her own funeral? #this throw away line has been living rent free in my mind for months now #coda is also a ballet term fun fact #star trek voyager #coda #Captain Janeway #this death doesn't mean anything though because no one else is saved so not janeway self-sacrificing goals #yes yes they probably just picked the first artistic performance with death in the title cause it's thematically relevant #i've thought about it much more than a normal person probably should #No one said I was a good ballerina but I did it for a long time #may or may not have filmed a video about this in my cosplay for a different platform #maybe have been sitting on it cause of editing and weird dudes being into me like why no #also let tuvok read his poetry i bet it's great #alien grim reaper dad is a great concept very creepy bring him back for more angst #just a little insane about the dying swan don't mind me #also insane about coda and voyager and janeway in general ok you got me #meta #I was falling asleep on the couch but then I had to rant about coda I’m sorry

[shinysamurott9]

Very Funny Move on Pokemon's part ngl

#Ok but 2025 release date? They actually taking their time with this one? #Maybe there's some hope for this game #Between that and being a Legends Sequel and potentially fleshing out one of the most underdeveloped regions #AND bringing back Megas #Yeah this game seems to be off to a good start #Pokemon #pokemon xy #Pokemon Z #Apparently #Pokemon legends Z #Kalos

[crispplant]

hi tron fandom………I just finished uprising🙁🙁🙁finally🙁🙁🙁🙁very sad abt it🙁🙁🙁

anyways cutler u will forever be my fav I luv u:(

I’m thinking lots abt Cyrus tho idk what he did to me he is infecting my brain . And also Beck. And paige. the bad bitch gang

#tron #tronblr #tron uprising #idk I think Disney should bring it back #there’s also like. no fics for uprising :( #at least not the ones I’m looking for #ok anyways time to think abt them rlly hard

[dennisboobs]

Dennis says the L word

#i definitely didnt have this kicking around on my hard drive #iasip #it's always sunny in philadelphia #dennis reynolds #the genuine ones being within his daydream where he has been forcibly desexualized by losing use of his dick & actually falling in love #in mac's fantasy where he fucking dies and dennis was too late to say it #forced out of necessity by dennis' fear of abandonment by dee #spoken when he believes theyre in a life or death situation and hoping to connect with dee at the very end #telling his wife that he does not love her while looking to mac and then reaffirming this saying he's NEVER loved her #and of course while absolutely shitfaced and upset at the loss of his childhood stuffed elephant (and dee's betrayal) #ill be real. the second i heard him say a bunch of shit about feelings & how he loved the monkey in 15x4 i had to check to see who wrote it #it had been SO long................ like of course glenn is the one to bring it back. ok. #more of den saying he loves things plz #ada speaks #ada's videos #if you guys can think of any other times he's said it pleasssseeee let me know lol i tried #update: i added in a few more #left out the ones in 7x01 w him talking about loving no restrictions bc i wanted this to be abt him expressing Love to sentient beings #loving crack and loving a person are two different L words jskhbshn

[glamrock-freddy]

Hmgnhm coughing up an au. Have some undercooked doodles

#vanny is supposed to have that carpet sample fursuit vibe yk #ok um. whats the deal with silly willy. well he's still fucked up and kills children but he cares about his own in this au!! #he doesnt regret any of the murders his only regret is involving his kids #so hes still stuck in ultimate hellscape #um. mike burning his dad for the first time is a big misunderstanding #cause at this point he's like oh fuck my dad is out there and he murdered all those kids and killed my sister hes gonna kill m e #so he burns down the place and goes about his day #and vanny is like #inspired by his crimes but not like ooo possessed by an ai #cause i hate that it feels like its bringing up unnecessary sci fi shit to the table #anyway she is the one who creates glitchtrap #its basically bonzi buddy if it was on steroids and also made your animatronics aggressive #fnaf au #ill make up more stuff jts almostidnight for me hello #oh yeah i forgot about glammike #uhhhh #charlie is the one to bring mikey boy back #cause a he can atone for killing his little brother by not sucking and helping this kid who's about to get his kidneys chewed out by monty #and b . so mike you know what's a computer right. well you gotta hit a bootcamp cause you gotta dismantle that bonzi buddy shit #and maybe stop vanny from killing anymore kids

[clumsycapitolunicorn]

it's been nearly 6 months since the ted lasso finale and im still pretty much:

#ted lasso #messing with us tedbecca shippers and giving rebecca some rando...ruining a canon ship...trying to girl boss a character- #-who you didn't even let have her own work plot when it was time... #making two men who had a beautiful relationship growth fight last minute over said girlboss and making them grossly misogynistic #leaving one of your characters in an ab*s*ve relationship was an awful woman and all the mentioned ab*s*ve moments were- #-just for sh*ts and giggles #ohhh and also making it mandatory to forgive even the sh*tty people when it's ok not to #taking your lead away from a place he was most stable and maybe or maybe not having him get back with his ex who told him he was too much.. #-got with their therapist (and you never dig deep into that mess) and maybe cheated... #yes to be with his son but there were options for him to stay in london and bring his kid and ex so they could both parent or show a- #representation of these kind of situations and maybe have henry living with each parent 6 months each and getting the best of both worlds #also your boss is more rich than she started and was providing for you your kid and ex #instead we get ted only deciding to leave after his mother told him his kid missed him (as if that isn't obvious) such a weak way to go- #-about it and tbh ted leaving his kid far away to go to london instead of like half an hour way is kind of stupid all round really #they wanted a mary poppins situation except mary poppins made some roots of her own and had connections so it didn'twork #yeah i am still...feeling a lot

[dangerous-advantage]

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[Image ID: A four-by-four alignment chart on a white background with text descriptions to the left and to the top of the squares.

The top left description reads, "seems like they'd be good at parenting." The top right description reads, "seems like they'd be bad at parenting."

Then, from the top down, to the left of the squares, the other set of descriptions reads: "excellent child rearing instincts," and "never trust them with a child in your life."

Each of the four squares contains an image of a different character. At the top left is an image of Lan Wangji of the Mo Dao Zu Shi donghua. He sits between the descriptors "seems like they'd be good at parenting," and "excellent child rearing instincts."

In the top right square sits an image of Wei Wuxian, also of the Mo Dao Zu Shi donghua. He sits between the junction of "seems like they'd be bad at parenting" and "excellent child rearing instincts."

In the bottom left square is an image of Xie Lian from the Tian Guan Ci Fu manhua. He occupies the square with the captions, "seems like they'd be good at parenting" and "never trust them with a child in your life."

Finally, in the bottom left square, sits an image of Hua Cheng from the Tian Guan Ci Fu manhua. He occupies the junction between "seems like they'd be bad at parenting" and "never trust them with a child in your life". /End ID]

#look ok #i see all the cute little fics with xl and hc talking about becoming parents and etc etc #and that's cute! that's adorable!! let them be happy!!! #but. you have to admit ok. hualian need to work through their own problems #like c'mon. xl picks up like AT LEAST three kids in the book and then proceeds to forget about one on his shelf for a while #just kinda. stands judgmentally with his hands on his hips about guzi and qi rong (it's really funny though don't get me wrong) #and after finally re-capturing lang ying he's like 'i'm gonna guardian you!' and then a whole bunch of shit happens and uh well #ly turns out to be the ghost of some kid xl traumatized 800 years ago come back for vengeance (L) #which means xl traumatized him multiple times lmao #we aren't even touching qi rong and lang qianqiu which YES i know the latter wasn't xl's fault and i am fully aware that the situation with #qi rong is and was complicated. BUT. come ON man can these poor kids never catch a break? the one kid he DIDN'T accidentally traumatize #turned out to be obsessively in love with him so like maybe this is for the best? #anyway i also just don't think they'd be... genuinely interested in a commitment like that? like hc would go along with anything xl wants #but he doesn't seem the type to be interested in kids (he's mostly just interested in xl) #xl isn't off the hook either ok #people bring up hc's treatment of e'ming but xl isn't exactly a saint to ruoye. i dont blame the guy he's got a lot on his mind #but he's also very.... absent #plus with the responsibilities of their respective positions all their extra time is like. spent on eachother jk? #this isn't to say xl doesn't *like* kids or anything i just don't think he would want to be a full-time parent lmao #also they DEFINITELY have their own issues with themselves as kids and i'm afraid that might translate into like. parenting #meme #tgcf #mxtx meme #tgcf meme #xie lian #hua cheng #lan wangji #wei wuxian #wei ying #lan zhan

[lorillee]

anyways this test is gonna be so baddddd ohh its gonna be awful i screwed up i legitimately forgot we needed our laptops and i didnt bring a charger and i had to use my laptop for another class and for complicated reasons i cannot go back to my dorm so i am just sitting here. waiting for this wretched bus. with the knowledge that my computer may die halfway through the exam

#HEL ON EARTHHHHHHH half of me is considering calling one of my roommates and asking them to bring me a charger #but idk i dont want to impose. like it is a good 13 minute walk from where im taking the test to the dorm #but i dont think i can make it there and back by myself in time since this wretched bus only come TWICE AN HOUR #and is a few miles from where i need to be. namely. the building where we’re taking the test #this sounds ridiculously stupid now though re: not wanting to impose because this is legitimately a midterm #but also idek if where we are being tested has charging ports. ok wel whatever im just gonna call

[bitethehandthatneedsme]

there is nothing i am more passionate about than defending mike during the early s3 fight

#if harvey woulda given him TWO seconds out of his goddamn day to let him explain and they would’ve been fine #MIKE TRIED MULTIPLE TIMES #got to a point where he jst stopped trying bc he knew harvey wouldn’t listen to him #also #‘you think you’re not replaceable?’ KILL YOURSELFFFFFF #Sorry ok #also mike was 100% alone during this time . like completely alone do u get that. trevor gone grammy gone harvey gone donna gone #rachel for a bit gone #also bringing up how mike had gotten high with that tom (?) guy as if he didn’t just gt high like a few weeks ago #also circling back #‘you think you’re not replaceable?’ sayimg that so casually as if that isnt one of mikes biggest insecurities….. #what if i brought up ur cheating mother harvey huh?? how would u feel #the ONLY people with him were rachel and louis #AND MIKE LIT BELIEVED HARVEY WOULDN’T FORGIVE HIM SO HE ACCEPTED LOUIS’ OFFER TO BE HIS ASSICIATE #LIKE IM SO SICK #mike ross #and before yall say it #I UNDERSYAND WHY HARVEY WAS MAD ITS JUSIFIED OF COURSE #but HE LIT DID NOT LET MIKE SAY HIS SIDE

[omgafhsfanin2024]

Oh god is my fnafhs phase coming back. I have an AU Idea and it's very magical girl-y help (a Lil summary in the tags)

#basically y'know lily abby maggie toddy and mai? all the best girls? (ok except Abby maybe but I'll save her dw) #ok now imagine them as teen magical girls #a normal 2000's/2010's bff group who also kick ass in pretty dresses #now imagine mai and puppet being magical beings from another planet #kinda like the winx club characters that look completely human but they're fairies n stuff? there's a reason why the twins can look like- #Normal humans tho: their true form is a being like Maipett. they're two maipetts #BUT they can shapeshift to look just like any living beings they see #so they can very easily blend in with humans #now what are these beings? basically they're magical dudes that control the “Shadows”. evil spirits that can destroy life in pretty much- #any abitated planet in irreversible ways #one day some shadows breached from the maipetts control and directed themselves to earth as it was the closest living planet #so mai and Charlie as the strongest most able shadowseekers (group of specialized Maipetts with the mission to bring back Shadows to- #security in case of breaching) got a mission to go to earth find the shadows and bring them back. even destroy them if necessary #now what's the group mentioned earlier have to do with all this? #after saving lily from a shadow attack her and mai become “friends” (keep in mind Mai doesn't really know what friends even are) #but with time they do become very close #and since the shadows are never way too far from each other meaning that other shadows might be hiding in the same town Mai wanted to keep- #Lily safe. so she gave her a tiny rock that contains Maipett powers (Mai likes to keep them on her belt for decoration) and showed her- #basic attacks to at least keep Lily safe in case she gets attacked by a shadow and Mai happens to not be there #after a while tho Abby (Lily's roommate and childhood friend) finds out about her friends' powers and she thinks it's soo cool and things #but Lily and Mai especially aren't so cool about it cus pretty much all the situation is supposed to be a secret #so they and abby make a promise: Abby gets a magical gem and of course some lessons how to use it's powers and she keeps the secret #Abby agrees and she joins the group (that remains unnamed until the others join) #Toddy and Maggi were found by Charlie in the meantime. Charlie saved them both from a shadow attack and so Mai decided to give them- #magical rocks aswell with the deal that Charlie was the one to teach them about their powers this time #Toddy decides to name the group “The Shadowseekers” to reference mai and Charlie's literal job #and yeah they go on adventures around the city™ and sorroundings beating shadow's ass and learning to use their powers and work together #while also keeping the secret #idk it came up to me like some minutes ago #fnafhs

[stromer]

hi did you see that garly and dak were At It Again……. they are obsessed with each other i fear like u tussle with a guy ONE time at practice and suddenly u are bosom friends

someone please check on dakota joshua... i fear he has a critical case of the My Good Buddy Garly-itis... looks to be stage four

#you could be having a normal ass day and here comes dakota bringing up garly for the millionth time... like... ok #it's always “garly makes the plays.” or “i had to take the backseat" girl that man is five foot eight... STAND UP!!!!!!!! #the thing that really chaps me looking back at that scrum is that dak got hipchecked by garly; didn't know he was the one who did it #and went after fil instead #then learned it was that little tiny thang and made sure to fight at the next possible opportunity. my brother was NAWT FUCKING AROUND!!!! #and now you cannot convince me they haven't performed a blood sisterhood ritual or something #obsessed that garly would've taken a rolex and looked weird as a tiny man with a double digit number. it doesn't take much... #dakota joshua #conor garland

[pepperpixel]

*Twitching facedown on the floor, frothing and foaming at the mouth.*: Ghghghghgh…. Autoheart…. Songs…. So fitting…. For Simon, Betty, Magic Man…. Their sad sad polycule (A/N: their polycule I made up in my mind)….. oh my god. oh my god……

#fOOLISHLY WRONG! Simon singing to betty…. but not rlly… in his head. like. what Simon would think about everything Betty’s done…. gRGG #foolishly wrong is a song btw. #‘lent’ is also bad end petrigrof… like Betty lives but they break up… #I have several diff versions of these guys in my head… 1 where everything is honky dory wish fulfillment #1 where betty lives but like…. petrigrof truly becomes toxic… #have thoughts for betty and magic man… pre betty becoming golb.. #have thoughts for magic man and Simon… post bettys sacrifice…. #I have autoheart songs for that specific scenario too! #’factories’ and ‘Santa fe’. factories is Simon singing and Santa Fe is magic man. #sorry. I reveal I think these 3 should be horrifically and tragically entangled w one another.. romantically. platonically. ANYTHING #finding solace and understanding in one another… #I proceeded to be pelted w tomatoes and booed out of the adventure time fandom #I am probably just delusional I can admit this… I still… am obsessed. sorry lol #pepper words #like I think of these 3 together and I am instantly gnawing on the bars of my enclosure gHg- #lent I actually think is kinda good for all of them…. #god ok NOW I’m gonna go do real life shit… like eat lunch… and research scanners…. #*proceed. not proceeded. sorry… typings hard #Simon x magic man is COMPLETELY FABRICATED IN MY HEAD. I can admit that.. like those 2 I am just delusional #I just think! it’d be neat if they started hanging out after Betty brings back simon…. #I also do rlly like wish fulfillment happy times w these 3… right now I’m listing to autoheart songs tho.. #so uh… yeah. currently thinking about my fucked up sad ideas for them ghgh- #*listening #I also have thoughts about Betty actually getting proper therapy and help and support and giving up on her quest to save simon #or at least. maybe not giving up completely but… not being so tunnel vision obsessed w it… #and her and magic man being platonic life partners… #ok… anyway. bye. now I’m gonna go eat lunch. now that I’ve divulged w u all my stupid fucking adventure time thoughts ghghg- #actually kind of embarrassed talking about Betty x Simon x magic man but gGHGH- #I’m probably gonna draw art for them eventually might as well rip this bandaid off now lol #adventure time