#oh before I forget

[cerise-on-top]

hellooooo! can you write on how you think Laswell and Valeria would react to their wife’s randomly bringing home a small kitten she found on the side of the road/in a ally? Also I hope you are feeling better lovely!

Hello! In all honesty, I'm not doing too great right now, I should really be resting up, but I can't because of work! Oh well, it happens!

Valeria and Laswell’s S/O Bringing Home a Kitten

Valeria: She would not care for the little thing in the slightest, in all honesty. Valeria knows that she’s absent very often, so she can’t exactly blame you for wanting a small animal companion to keep you company. Besides, she’d rather have it be a small animal than some other person. Still, she’s not the biggest fan of animals. While she may not hate them, she simply doesn’t care about them, regardless of what they are or how cute they may be to anyone else. You can keep your little kitten, she doesn’t care too much about it as long as she gets you to herself when she is at home. However, if the cat gets more of your attention than she does, that’s when she’s starting to get a little bit jealous. If you’re not looking, she’ll shoo the little critter away, hoping it’ll get the message and leave you and her alone. That’s when she’ll come to dislike your kitten a little bit. However, if you bug her enough about it, she might begrudgingly apologize to it, but only when you’re around. She won’t be outright mean to it, but she will put it away from your lap and place it somewhere else if she thinks you’re paying too much attention to it. The little critter can meow all it wants, it’s not getting any extra treats from her. Valeria will only feed it when you don’t have the time to do so, and even then it’s on thin ice. Although she usually prides herself on being a competent and confident woman, it’s so evident that Valeria’s as jealous as it gets, and of a cat as well. You can tease her about it too, she won’t really do anything about it because she can’t. She loves you and doesn’t wanna hurt you, which includes not hurting your stinky furball. It’s obvious it makes you happy, and that’s what she wants to see in this otherwise rotten world.

Laswell: Although she isn’t the biggest animal lover, she can appreciate a cute animal when she sees one, but wasn’t sure she heard you correctly when you claimed to have rescued that kitten from an alley. Laswell knows that cats are independent enough when they’re older, at the very least, but you can’t really leave a kitten all alone for now. Besides, what if it’s got some sort of disease? As long as you take good care of it, Laswell won’t mind having a kitten be brought home, but she won’t have too much time to take care of it either, so you’re gonna have to be committed to taking care of it. She may not be a fan of having a cat around at home at first, but she grows fond of it anyway. Think of all the “My dad and the cat he didn’t want at first” memes, that’s literally her. Either way, she does think you have a heart of gold for wanting to rescue a small and defenseless animal that had nowhere to go. However, don’t make it a habit to continuously rescue animals, she doesn’t have the time or space for all of them, so please just keep it to one, maybe two, at most. Laswell, when she can, will feed the kitten and play with it. Sometimes you might even catch her sleeping with it. Especially when the kitten is more mature and has calmed down from all the playing frenzy, that’s when Laswell might hug it more often and sometimes even take naps with it. Will help you out whenever you need anything from her. Your cat needs to go to the vet? It needs some more food? The last few toys you got for it are broken and or torn? Don’t worry, Laswell’s got you covered. She’s got enough money to make your cat’s life very luxurious, as luxurious as it gets, even. The food will be of the highest quality, it will get all the meds it could possibly need, if it needs them, and the toys will always be provided for. The little kitten probably couldn’t have asked for better owners, in all honesty.

#cod #cod x reader #valeria garza #valeria garza x reader #kate laswell #kate laswell x reader #the girls are so incredibly popular on this blog it makes me very happy #oh before I forget #fem!reader #although there's no mention of reader's gender #I don't really have much to say as of right now #it's insane to me how it's the end of february soon enough already #the years just seem to get shorter and shorter the more time pases it seems #interesting. I once talked to my co worker about this and he said I can't even imagine how he feels with how quick they go by #I took him by his word. the passage of time is so odd. some days won't pass and others seem to last an hour at most #but that's not what anyone is here for #please enjoy!

[bizlybebo]

yeah chip was onto something 100%

#jrwi #vixen draws 😱😱 #just roll with it #edyn tidestrider #jrwi edyn #art #my art #just roll with it riptide #scheduling this post for realsies cause dash is dead again </3 #OH BEFORE I FORGET #obligatory 'no spoilers please' tag #on ep 63

[evening-art]

So I might've had this sitting in my drafts forever and forgot about it WHOOPS-- Anyways!! Introducing: Have A Nice Death au Sun, Moon, and Y/N that I did for funsies. I should play that game again sometime it is Very fun akssgsksgssj-- I have more doodles of them if any of you would ever like to see!!

#dusk draws #fnaf dca #fnaf daycare attendant #fnaf sun #fnaf moon #fnaf dca au #dca have a nice death au #i have some funny thoughts on the both of them too if you wanna know em!! but i don't really have any plans to do much with this au tbh #just a funny lil idea when i was on my have a nice death kick!!! #oh before i forget #trypophobia #HaND!Sun #HaND!Moon #HaND!Y/N

[ohvun]

D E V I L C H I L D >:D

I just think it'd be cool if her demonia fleur was a lil more grotesque yk?

Got super inspired seeing this post by rly cool @wigglesdtuff about a year ago and finally finished it!!:D

I ended up using a picture of a figurine to get the wings to work better bc I was s t r u g g e l i n g ;-;

#an overwhelming amount of hands sounds fun until you have to draw them #i get why they didnt go near this routw #but still it wouldve been cool! #man i love nico robin #oh thw head is a reference to the fallen angel painting! thought it was cool:) #one piece #nico robin #robin one piece #my art #speedpaint #infinite painter #more art will be coming bc i decided i wouldnt post anything before finishing this #and then it was q wip for over a year #sooooo #theres some stuff #if i dint forget ofc #did i forget part of her hair in the final sketch fase? yes #but we dont talk about that #shhhhhhhhh #thank you trains for helping me finally finish this xd

[lovwonho]

ok hi im so sorry for the ominous ask i just wasnt sure if it was u i somehow felt like u fell off the face of the earth or smth nd someone else scooped up ur url 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

no i did fall off the face of the earth u are absolutely right about that

but i just landed again and only all of my bones hurt

#LMAO #no it was sweet!!! just unexpected. also any anon spawns more anons in my inbox #like a curse of some kind #i hope things have been wonderful during my disappearance #💜💙💜💙 #oh before i forget #someone else can have this url for the low price of No #asked and answered #murr's murmuring #sugarsugarunes

[qcomicsy]

If the batkids had a podcast.

Trinity special

Wonder Woman: It wouldn't be Superman.

Superman: Why not???

Batman: Hn

Superman: What do you mean "Hn"????

Wonder Woman: You hav-

Superman: What do-

Wonder Woman: Can I talk?

Superman: Can you– Okay. Sorry– You can–

Wonder Woman: You have. . . A very clear weakness.

Superman: Yeah? I know that- You know that. A lot of people knows that–

Wonder Woman: And you have another weakness

Superman: Okay–

Wonder Woman: That makes me stronger.

Superman: But it doesn't make you a better fighter.

Wonder Woman:

Wonder Woman: Okay pretty boy–

Batman: (snorts)

Superman (losing it): "ₚᵣₑₜₜy bₒy"

#batkids podcast #batfamily shenaningans #batfamily #batfam #dc trinity #wonder woman #diana prince #superman #clark kent #batman #bruce wayne #oh yeah before I forget #Clark knows how skilled WW is on combat #he's just being a little shit on purpose

[burymeinblack2022]

I KNOW YOU DON'T WORK HERE ANYMORE....

Credit

#The caption literally has nothing to do with the pics expect for the business cvntsual aspect but el oh el #mcr #McrAuckland #Literally just posting as many pics as I can before I sleep before I forget lol #My Chemical Romance #Mcr return #Gerard Way #Cubicles time you already know whats up 😃‼️‼️ #Return era #My chem

[sunderwight]

Thinking about a situation where SQQ gets a look at Luo Binghe's package (post-Abyss but pre-Maigu Ridge, or in an AU where Maigu Ridge doesn't happen) through like, the outline of his pants or whatever (maybe Binghe took a wardrobe tip from Jareth of Labyrinth), and then got to thinking about how huge Luo Binghe's meat is, like in an actually non-sexual way this time just his brain gets onto a tangent about a bunch of scenes from PIDW where the descriptions varied wildly, and then he starts wondering about exactly what size it is, because to go by the novel's descriptions it's either bigger than average but not insane or there's another arm stuffed into that codpiece somehow. Surely it's closer to the former than the latter? SQQ doesn't have any other evidence that physical limitations in this world are that different from his own world, but then again, would it come up in any of his conversations if women in this world have sufficiently cavernous vaginas for damn near every virgin Bingge met to accommodate a dick that big? Does it at least make childbirth easier? He hasn't exactly polled anyone on it, so it could be the case. But what about the back door, so to speak? There were a few sex scenes that went in that direction, forbidden tunnel of love type stuff and it was all incredibly bad and cheesy, but of course, SQQ actually has a "back door" too and surely he would notice if it was possible to stick his own arm up it. Although it's also not as if he's tried, and as a peak lord with a fantasy metabolism he doesn't actually have to take a shit either, his body processes everything extremely efficiently and it's been years since... well anyway it's not like he's had occasion to investigate it much, now that he's thinking about it. Maybe he can? Not that this is relevant information to anything though and given the inconsistencies the probable limitations of the numerous people PIDW Binghe had sex with, his package, though prodigious, is probably not actually that big of a weapon. How could he even comfortably keep it contained otherwise...? Etc etc etc.

Meanwhile the entire time he's having this internal spiel, he's just... staring. At Luo Binghe's dick. Really blatantly. It doesn't even occur to him that he's doing something incriminating about his interests or possible attraction precisely because he's not, for once, getting flustered about it (much) but is in fact genuinely vexed by the mystery. This is not so much a case of imagining Luo Binghe's dick as wondering about fantasy physiology. So he's lost track of where his gaze has wandered.

The longer it goes on for though the more flustered Luo Binghe gets though. Like, should he say something? Is this a prelude to Shizun making a move? Is there... something wrong with it? Why is he staring so intently? Is Shizun aware that he has just been looking straight at Luo Binghe's dick for almost ten minutes now...? He should definitely say something, right? Maybe this is his chance! Or maybe he should wait and see what Shizun does next? Should he try a line? Something suave? Ask if he wants to see it! Shizun can absolutely see Binghe's dick if he wants to! No wait, but what if Shizun is planning on making a move and he ruins it by being impatient? He should wait and see where this is going.

...How long is it going to take, though...?

Luo Binghe's brain frazzles between trying to decide if he should make a move or prepare to be receptive towards one, or maybe check and make sure his dick hasn't turned into tentacle or something without him noticing, while Shen Qingqiu slooowly (very slowly) begins to realize that yes, he has been staring at Luo Binghe's dick while lost in thought for such a long time that now it's weird. It's definitely weird. He should look away now, at once, except now if he stops staring at Binghe's dick it's going to end whatever stalemate this is and he's probably going to have to explain why he was ogling it in the first place, and he definitely cannot explain anything, so he just keeps staring while furiously trying to think of a non-gay explanation for why he's now glaring intensely at Luo Binghe's crotch.

...He can't think of anything. Oh god. This is a disaster. Luo Binghe is going to kill him for being a perve!

(Good luck, Binghe.)

#svsss #bingqiu #scum villain's self saving system #long post #I imagine this goes on for so long that they actually get interrupted before either one of them breaks the tension #sqq: oh thank god hopefully binghe will just forget about this whole thing haha it never happened it definitely never happened #lbh: is definitely not going to forget about this #is in fact going to fixate on it forever now thanks #is already trying to figure out how to ask what sqq thinks of his dick #is going to keep wearing the david bowie pants until it happens again for sure #sqq being conscious of what happened is now NOT looking in that direction at all ever again nope #the farce continues

[introspectivememories]

alabasta!ace is who he really was. greasy, unwashed, unkempt. there is sand in his asscrack. his lips are peeling. his pee is acid yellow cause he doesn't drink water and only drinks booze. if sabo saw ace then, he'd probably scream in horror before pulling out the spray bottle he keeps on him to usher ace into the bath like an unruly cat. wano!ace? wano!ace is yamato "ethereal dead wife"-ing ace. wano!ace runs across the beach with a tinkling laugh all the while beckoning yamato to follow him. wano!ace says, "babe are you filming right now?" with a laugh as he pulls the pillow over his head as the sunlight streams through the window. wano!ace had his life figured out. wano!ace took care of the finances in the household. wano!ace whispers "i love you!", with his trademark smile, into yamato's ears before disappearing as yamato wakes with a shout, hands reaching out to grab nothing as tama cries in the next room over.

#like let's be serious now #yes this is based off of fanart #by @memphyy on tmblr #gorgeous art by the way #btw i was not a big yamaace shipper before this #but i think i converted myself in the process of writing this? #anyway ace baby come home #your husband and kid misses you #portgas d ace #fire fist ace #portgas ace #greasy alabasta ace #one piece #op ace #one piece ace #i will come back later and clean up these tags #oh my god how could i forget #yamaace #ig??? idk #yamato one piece #kurozumi tama

[saradiation]

For 11/11 you get Jane & Roxy because I never draw them and they deserve some love <3

#Oh look I didn’t forget 11/11 was a thing #alpha kids day but you only get half of them #and maybe you'll get the other half next year who knows #i do want to draw dirk and jake before that though #I was actually planning to render this but I like the simple look better this time #especially since I feel like it's a little bit more cartoony that what I usually do #homestuck #homestuck fanart #hs fanart #roxy lalonde #jane crocker #alpha kids #my art

[cerise-on-top]

heyyy!!! I saw your requests were open and wanted to check in!! How has life been?! How has driving been?!?$?

Hey there! Life has been alright for me so far! Unfortunately, I have to go back to work again this week, but it's alright! I still have to study for my theoretical driving exam since I failed it last time, but I was so close! I got 70% and 77% (out of 80%!!) Driving has been alright, but it's so nervewrecking and scary still! I'd rather not drive at all as I am right now but I have to get out on the road to get used to the feeling! However, I am not the worst driver they've ever had, just a very safe one, even if I do forget some of the driving rules! But I'll get there eventually, I'm still learning :-) How have you been? I hope you've been doing well as well!

#cherry chats #thank you for checking in on me that's very sweet of you :> #I don't really have much to say right now since nothing happened the past two weeks aside from driving and learning about driving and cars #but that's alright too! at least I know a bit about cars now! I'm gonna get that driver's license!! #but I'm just gonna take it easy today and do nothing! I've studied enough the past two weeks and need a break! #again I sincerely hope you're doing well too :> #oh before I forget #Happy April Fool's everyone! Booping people is fun even if it is kind of scary to me! #apparently people get notifications which makes it super intimidating for me! #but it's fun regardless! happy boop day!! #thank you all for the boops I appreciate it :>

[zoe-oneesama]

Do you also feel like the MLB writers are writing things up as they go and constantly forget what they've written in previous episodes?

One would hope that, with a bible, they'd be able to keep this sort of thing straight. But I think they get tunnel vision within one episode trying to make One Point stick that they don't realize until later that they've also made Another Point.

With "Bubbler", the most charitable interpretation is that every year Gabriel assigns getting Adrien's gift to Nathalie and Nathalie is the one that forgets that, leaving her to scramble to grab something off her desk to wrap and present.

(The least charitable is that Gabriel himself forgets until the last minute, and then demands Nathalie get him something at the last minute, and Nathalie grabs something off her desk at the last minute).

But all of these leave the question: Where's Emilie? Where's Emilie's gift, or Emilie planning things for Adrien's birthday in the house, like organizing dinner and preparing presents? Where's Emilie reminding Nathalie up to the day that Adrien's birthday is coming up?

In order to make Gabriel look bad, they accidentally made Emilie look bad. I think that's part of the reason the fandom was kinda surprised that Emilie had only been missing for a year - meaning, she was around for these last minute gift birthdays???? Good job guys, you just killed the idea that Emilie OR Gabriel used to be good parents before The Great Coma.

#I mean we already knew given Adrien wasn't allowed outside BEFORE Emilie went missing #but this is like inexcusable #at least you could bs your way into saying 'oh emilie just wanted to protect adrien blah blah blah' #but how do you explain her AND gabriel forgetting his birthday every year? #writing salt #gabriel salt #emilie salt

[birdricks]

bleeeeehhhhh ^_^

#rick and morty #rick sanchez #? feel like im forgetting atag. oh well #this was super fun. #oh btw this isnt r63 or anything its just. rickssss in skirts #like a littlw stress relief kinda thing for meeee ^_^ #ive nevwr drawn skirts before properllyyy. so it was super fun i think they turned out well #ok um. styed up super late doing this OOPS gn. #artsbotz

[artbyfuji]

my summer piece for @rwbyprism 🥀

#rwby #summer rose #strq #my art #they should have personally sent me her finalized design before i worked on this btw. seriously. #maybe i'll do a redraw one day *looks around* just kidding. unless? #anyway deep down by aimer pairs well with this art. if anyone can hear me from my cave. go enjoy that for my sake. #oh before i forget. I'M CRAZY I'M CRAZY GRAAAAAAAAHHH YOU HAVE NO IDEA. NO IDEAAAAAAA 🤪💥🔨🥀❤️🪓 #could go on about how i can draw this type of imagery 100 times & not grow tired of it. idk. something something lance of longinus. #zines #collective

[beatcroc]

whatever im posting this one now too

#i was just gonna wait to put it in a compilation post for the tag later but. eh #pizzaposting #looking through my canvas like oh boy i need to make a scraps post before i start forgetting about these

[harbingersecho]

mission prep

#rvb #locus #red vs blue #samuel ortez #sam ortez #rvb locus #mine #*23 #voted prettiest man in rvb with a face reveal BTW! lets not ever forget that #i saw that short hair locus thing and now im thinking abt it. i have a whole Thing abt locus cutting his hair yada yada but now i kinda #wanna draw smth abt it. its infesting me. but before i do that i have to draw locs with long hair 1 more time. #also eww i hate going into the locus tag and seeing all my art there. embarrassing. oh well.