plap plap plap plap get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant. me getting these damn military boys pregnant
im still on da cruise UGHHH
johnny really likes chocolate. its bad. he constantly craves it—you cant even hide it from him, sniffs it out like a fucking dog. soo…those aphrodisiac chocolates in the fridge? oh, he doesn’t read the packaging. god forbid he has any inhibitions after that.
uhh graves has like seven cats. he loves cats. theyre easy to care for, plus he can leave them alone for a week or so while he’s working. so…when he visits a particular petshop during his mission—underground shit going on here, some fucked up experiments on demihumans or other. he finds a scared little catboy just about to be messed with before his team bursts in. well…there’s no rules against taking this one home right?
UGH VOMITS EVERYWHERE I HAVE SO MANY THOUGHTS ABOUT VALERIA BUT IDK IF YOU WRITE FOR HER SO….probably not sigh
anyways i think gaz with the fattest tcock is like canon ngl hes so proud of it. no shame at all. and gaz is NASTY like that you know he doesnt care if they look at him weird in the lockers (i wish sigh)
-the flower you know who i am i cant find the silly symbol ugh
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What do people even do on a cruise? Like I get traveling to different countries by boat but there's a big stretch of time where you're just on the sea with fuck all to look at.
Also damn dude r you reading mine and Embry's thoughts? Cause legit yesterday we were simpin over preggo Simon lol. Imagine his belly would be soooooo fucking huge and he'd grumble all the time lol.
Also yeah, I'm gay as fuck and only like men, you can go to embry so you two bi disasters can simp over valeria.
Also I'm kinda laughing at the idea of Graves 'adopting' the demihuman reader who's being trafficked or some shit, and just assumes you're the common house cat variety cause you're small from being starved n shit. Only to figure out you're actually a mountain lion or a black jaguar demihuman when you grow fucking massive after a few months under his care. 👀
Also you are so right, Gaz has a massive tcock and he's so smug about it.
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i absolutely adore making my non ttte fan friends watch ttte movies with me. just watched journey beyond sodor and they were fucking LOSING it at thomas singing “i even miss james.... im not kidding i even miss james...” like every time i show them anything from the series theyre always like “god why are they such ASSHOLES so each other” and i really never have an answer like idk guys the engines just love bullying each other 😭 that’s their love language ig
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