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new episode = more bad kids tweets! i love this one

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If you've ever been disappointed by dragonfruit, especially if you felt like it tasted like nothing, then I'm like 90% sure you had unripe dragonfruit, which tastes like nothing. There's a small window of time where it tastes amazing. You must have the patience of a hunter. Do not strike until your prey is at its most delicious

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table for one

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all too familiar

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its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea

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Sick brain says: “… does fire have weight?”

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things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food 

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me

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do you guys think anyone on ruidus was getting cognouza dreams for a minute there? like imagine being the yak farmer assigned to yussa errenis. for a while there you go to sleep and it's

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but then you wake up and go to work. on the moon

#omgsies ..

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when people who want to be vaguely progressive say 'nature' all secular style but it's painfully obvious they mean 'god' while thinking they don't mean god

#'whatever is possible is by definition also natural' DUDE!!!!!!!!!! WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #usually its in defense of like. necromancy in fantasy worlds BUT THATS BESIDES THE POINT!! #i exist! i am natural because i am possible! the facets of myself cannot be wrong or unnatural!!! even if i were the only one in the world #u dont say endangered species r unnatural because there r too few cases of their existence! u give them the space to survive an some help!

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Little egg want to be like him.

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he walkin'

(trying to break the artblock rn AAAAAAAAAAAA)

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she did warn him

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Just saw a post about dolls and how kids play with them, and I remembered that my grandpa, who had real bad alzhiemer's, would buy me and my sisters the same dolls from the dollar store every Friday. It had became a routine for him, and he forgot that he'd already gotten us those toys

So that led to us having a shitton of super cheap barbie knock offs, and my parents could only sneakily return so many

We also had a shitty row boat, because my dad has really bad adhd and no impulse control. He also had no idea how to keep a boat, which meant it immediately filled up nearly to the brim with rain water as it sat next to our driveway for seasons unused

So what's a kid to do with dozens of unwanted barbies and what is basically an above ground pond at this point? I'll tell you

What you do is take those dolls and stick them in the boat very carefully. Then you watch as the seasons change, the temperature gets colder, and the water in the boat freezes as winter takes hold.

You never really forget bringing your mom out to the boat in the dead of winter to show off the homemade river Styx her children have crafted in the backyard, a dozen cheaply made plastic monstrosities carefully positioned to reach up to the surface in a frozen agony

Those dolls stayed in their frozen hell until we finally found someone who would buy the boat, like two years later.

Unfortunately, I cannot remember what the guy's reaction was when he actually came to see it and witnessed the art installation inside

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oh so it's unhealthy and bad to keep my darkest fears and most volatile emotions to myself except for this rock i talk to sometimes. and yet, when i, orym of the air ashari, express one of those negative emotions at liliana temult and my friends--

#gosh where's that post that's like '[character] doesn't have feelings/negative emotions/is always happy etc' #and then it's like 'so u've fallen for the front they put up' its a frontttttttt its a RUSE let my boy free of the 'normal one' joke !!!!!!! #he's besties with all of these quote unquote powder kegs for a reason!!!!! they r mirrors of his deepest hidden feelings!! #gosh that actually makes me think of when chet first(?) attacked orym at the museum thing #and how orym staunchly didnt want anybody to get hurt when one of them went off #like of course they will explode sometimes but they can lessen how badly others r hurt #and then by the time ashton took the shard and stuff.. #i am thinking SO much my gosh orym really just rotates in my mind 25/8

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