#not even hot as in the flamin flavor

[haze-of-hyperfixations]

tagged by @christianfoxymc for 10 favorite characters from 10 different fandoms, thanks for the tag!

1. Dewey Duck (Ducktales 2017) 2. Meg McCaffrey (Trials of Apollo) 3. Winter (Wings of Fire) 4. Sunny Baudelaire (A Series of Unfortunate Events) 5. Kellar Haines (All The Wrong Questions) 6. Jackie Sanders (Greenhouse Academy) 7. Aaron Mitchell (The Mitchells vs. The Machines) 8. Goldilocks (Puss in Boots: The Last Wish) 9. Mirabelle Harris (The Kicks) 10. Piper McLean (Heroes of Olympus) (the only reason i'm not tagging anyone else is because. i do not know anyone else. but i will start tagging people in these games once i do! also if anybody wants to be tagged, pretend i tagged you. then i'll tag you for real next time. this is a foolproof plan.)

#tag game #choosing between peril and winter was the worst decision i've ever had to make #abandonment issues flamin' hot flavor. or abandonment issues icy mint flavor. #i went with winter because characters who get screwed over by the writer get special privileges #but this does not change the fact that i love peril so so much <3 #also choosing between kellar haines and moxie mallahan was so hard. tearing this association of associates apart. #i did not pick a parallels character only because they should not be separated under any circumstances. #not even for a list. #also we are going to ignore the fact that number nine is from a fandom that consists of me and my little sister. #i was running low on fandoms. and my little sister counts as half a fandom because of nepotism <3 #also i just realized i headcanon around half of these characters as arospec. very cool of me.

[copperbadge]

Oh man, The Chicken Salad War just got real.

Found this while I was picking up a coronation chicken salad sandwich in Cambridge for the trip home. They're quite good; they do taste like curried chicken salad, but really that means mostly they're curry crisps with a bit of chicken flavoring. Listed seasoning includes coriander seed, cumin, turmeric, ginger, cayenne, black pepper, aniseed, green cardamom, dired onions, yeast extract, chicken extract, mustard, and dried mango. It makes me angry on behalf of America that we have like, four flavors of chips and then those four flavors in increasingly Spicy Masochism flavor. Bastards out here putting mango and cardamom on a fried potato and meanwhile it feels like whole aisles of the supermarket are dedicated to Takis and Flamin' Hot Cheetos.

These are 100% going in the book. I even know how but I can't spill it because it would spoil a huge plot point.

[ID: a photograph of a snack-sized bag of crisps in matte blue, with banners cris-crossing it printed on the wrapper. It reads "M&S Food: Hand Cooked Coronation Chicken Crisps". It's gluten free and best before August 2023.]

#sam travels #the cheese tour #partly renamed the Coronation Chicken tour #food #flavor

[commsroom]

it is a little funny to me that zach valenti is a vegetarian and seems generally health conscious, considering that doug eiffel is... not that. the opposite of that, even. eiffel would say french fries should count as a vegetable. eiffel thinks ham & pineapple pizza covers all necessary food groups. eiffel has a meat & carbs & grease based diet, sustained by a quick metabolism and an iron stomach. and he is like aggressively american; eiffel is the guy they make novelty fast food items for. there is nothing in this world he wants more than a burger that is also a pizza. doritos® locos tacos and baja blast. that radioactive looking flamin' hot cheetos mac and cheese? he would eat that. no question. that guy loves koolaid flavors that don't even resemble artificial fruit.

#wolf 359 #w359 #doug eiffel #a little while ago horus captain-lovelace said like. 'guy whose favorite flavors are colors' and that made me laugh so much #literally. men will eat nothing but taco bell and bang energy and still ask for a . well you know #eiffel looks like zach to me with a few key differences and one of those differences is that he does NOT take care of himself #triple white chocolate mocha with whipped cream ... disgusting sweet tooth on that man. he loves the slop #anyway i love that in character AMA zach did but some of the answers are so funny because it's like. don't lie to me #that was a zach valenti answer. doug eiffel has never even eaten an artichoke in his LIFE i wouldn't count on him to identify one #eiffel knows good bbq though and has a surprising tolerance for spice i believe this is true. he is not eating vegetables.

[amazing-spiderling]

It was way too late to be my birthday... but we had a party anyway.

If I was to fail a personality test, it would probably be because my favorite movie is unironically the 1999 cult classic "Mystery Men" based VERY loosely on the comic of the same name. While I was aware of it when it came out, I was unable to see it until I snagged a copy out of a bargain bin in a K-Mart on a family vacation. It is an anomaly of a movie. A superhero movie before even Spider-Man had really made a mark. An all-star cast. An All Star soundtrack. No, really, the song All Star was written for this soundtrack. Captain Amazing was taking out bad guys in Neoprene before Ben Affleck was even approached to pull on the red suit. it made negative 87 billion dollars and was by all accounts a *terrible* film to work on, and the director never made another movie again. It is remarkable.

So when my friend said we should do a little something after Paul Reubens passed, I lost no time in putting together a little "not really my birthday anymore but I'll use it as an excuse" Mystery Men themed soiree. These were the results:

First of all, the menu. I love a theme party and coming up with fun food and drinks to serve. While there are a few specific foods featured in the movie, I decided instead to embrace the aesthetic of the setting while is like if a Cheesecake Factory was a city with a population of 3.5 million. I made pretty much everything from scratch, down to folding my own wontons and a lot of trial and error to make nori chips.

The spread! I have good friends so a lot of them helped me plate things as people started to arrive, helping to make sure the hot things stayed hot and the crispy things stayed crispy for serving.

My buddy is a trained baker, and makes specialty themed cakes as a side hustle. She's also a fan of the movie and was excited to try and tackle it as a theme- especially when she looked online and found zero (0) examples of Mystery Men themed cakes online. (Wonder why, haha.) She did an amazing version of Champion City around the sides with tons of detail, some All Star lyrics on top and even a nod to her favorite characters in the movie, the Disco Boys. The cake was yuzu flavored with fresh mango filling and super tasty! You can find her other cakes on Instagram @olive_bakes if you want to see some ADORABLE decorating jobs.

Keeping with theme, we had "Superhero Tryouts" and everyone had to come in costume as the most super version of themselves, complete with powers and origin story. We had several strong candidates, including:

Candy Cavity Crush: She uses her giant lollipop to knock people's teeth out… so they can eat more candy without fear of cavities

The Ranger: She discovered an alien crash site, since all of the aliens were dead she helped herself to their technology. She doesn't really know how to use it but that won't stop her. And she's pretty sure that when she powers up her bracelets she gets 20% stronger (with a 17% margin of error)

Unsexy M&M: Actually a supervillain with a single target, Tucker Carlson. (The application review committee considered her a hero by our standards.)

Star Soldier: He was abducted by an alien race to fight in their space war but during trading they deemed that he was too dangerous with a space blaster and equipped him only with his "star sword" before returning him to Earth. (He was only gone for about a week.)

Flamin' Hot: She received her powers at the Korean BBQ where she resides, has the power to overcook your meat. (The interview committee has considered pairing her up with a cannibal hero to better weaponize her powers)

The Zookeeper: More of a schtick than a superpower, he captures an imprisons animal themed superheroes on his home planet for the inhabitants to enjoy.

Cyber Wolf: With his sidekick "Rocket Dog", he has the ability to find just about anything on the internet… By accident. He would also like you to know that the correct pronunciation of GIF is "Jyeff"

The Real Commander Shepherd: To escape any conversation tree by using their favorite tagline. Also may or may not have left 20 rapidly breeding hamsters behind in my home

Tiger Claw: Born with his incredible tiger powers, like the ability to crawl on all fours (although it did require several months training). He is also capable of growing out his fingernails several tenths of a centimeter and using them to scratch anything. Remarkably everyone in his family was born with the same abilities.

Blood Skull: Formerly an accountant, he killed and drink the blood of his co-worker Jerry and discovered he could read the thoughts of any person at the time their blood was taken. (Generally those thoughts are, OW, which isn't actually that helpful, But the committee is potentially interested if he still has his license as a CPA)

Also these little guys who were automatically approved for membership on my super team. ^u^

(I forgot to snap a photo of myself, but I was also there, dressed as The Bowler, making me the only real hero qualified to review applications, haha.)

We watched the movie (with a pause midway for interviews, of course) ate a lot of food and had a good time. I'm really happy that I have friends who are not only willing to participate in my shenanigans, but embrace the silliness- I think it leads to a better time for us all. Looking forward to the next time we can all hang out like this. <3

#long post #mystery men #mystery men 1999 #food #theme parties nobody asked for

[storybounded]

she's replaced shawn's tumbler quietly with the mix. now she finds a seat. and she waits.

@streetslost

Shawn was NONE the aware that this special concoction REPLACED the protein smoothie that he had made in the blender. Unfortunately for him, the silver s.tanley cup that he borrowed from Laila was not transparent in the slightest, and the brand prided itself for a tight seal. There was a slight hint of a smell coming through the straw, but something Shawn didn't immediately pick up on as it was so faint.

What he expected was his daily spinach, peanut butter, and banana smoothie. But one SIP told him otherwise. It was a SICKENING mix of something he couldn't even place, and it sent him RUNNING to the sink to spit it out before the gag reflex could kick in. He then began to try to rinse his mouth out with water, but it felt like it made it worse with the leftover flavors sticking to his tongue. "What the FUCK." He FINALLY bellowed out as he coughed violently.

Cat didn't warn him that It was a blended mixture of corn, flamin' hot cheetos, fake nacho cheese sauce, and some sort of sour cream.

#&&. oh my god Cat tried to murder him #&&. shawn ( v: main ) #streetslost #cw language #cw swearing

[doctor-seamonster]

Have you ever heard that gordon ramsay has a great recipe for frito pie? No you haven't? Well that's right. You haven't. Because this recipe is the work of a fool and madman. So, you know, an average cook from england. This is the worst cooking I've ever seen by a professional chef. He got almost every part of a frito pie wrong. Wildly wrong. He added salt to canned chili and flamin hot fritos. He added salt three times. He put french onion dip and velveeta into scrambled eggs. Hatch chilies from New Mexico for an iconic Texan dish. He didn't even use the fritos in it as anything but a garnish. The table has tabasco sauce and an entire second bag of a different flavor of fritos and neither of them get used.

EGGS DON'T EVEN GO IN A FRITO PIE, GORDON. WHY ARE THERE EGGS? WHY ARE THERE EGGS IN IT, GORDON?

Why did he empty all of the fritos out of the bag, then pour those abominable eggs into the empty chip bag?! If he was going to do that all along, why was there a stack of plates on the table? It's not even like any version of a frito pie that I've ever seen. It's almost more like chilequiles? That is, if chilequiles were served at a grade school cafeteria in hell.

It's just wrong at every step.

It deserves the wrath of Tanara Double Chocolate. GORDON RAMSEY'S SO CREATIVE. However, all I can do attempt to give him a brain hemorrhage with my psychic powers. I believe that Texas should go to war with england, strictly for revenge. We'll ally with Scotland and Ireland, all we have to do is send them some smoked brisket and a few cases of Shiner and they'll join our coalition to and destroy england and dissolve the UK.

#Youtube #bad cooking #gordon ramsay #frito pie #texas #english food #declaration of war #everybody's so creative #eggs #cursed #cooking fail #shiner #tex mex #shitpost #scottish independence #irish reunification of 2024

[stepfordgoth]

I kinda feel like flamin hot cheetos are some kind of psyop or something. I remember one day in like 2009 suddenly everybody fucking loved them and I'd never heard of them before. So I tried them. And they were kinda nasty ngl. Like artificial flavored. Just kinda battery acid type of "heat" , not even like a natural acidity heat, you know? Very unnatural tasting. Not remotely good. But the fad didn't die down so I figured I was missing something or my palate was underdeveloped or something and I tried them a few more times over the next 10 or so years before I realized..... no they're actually just nasty and artificial tasting. It's not me, everyone who pretends they like them is wrong and gross. I don't understand it at all. Some kind of brainwashing must be taking place there I think.

[party-gilmore]

So i just found out about this Snack vs Chefs show on Netflix where like

Typical reality competition twelve chefs, but their tasks each week are to "first, crack the code" on a bunch of classic branded snacks (like ho-hos and Oreos and flamin hot Cheetos), to recreate and then "put their own signature spin on it!"

And I'm sitting here like.

There is no WAY these brands would have okayed their usage in this shows without some stipulation in the contracts of these contestants that anything they come up with re: new flavors or innovative twists to these classics becoming the intellectual property of that feature brand, so they can take whatever they want and use it free of charge.

Like this has LITERALLY got to be the snack brand version of "Art Contests" where the winner gets Exposure, but also hey everyone else by submitting your work for the contest it becomes our own IP and we can do whatever we want with it without paying you, even you don't win. Sorry, but we liked it too so it's also ours now.

[scumgristle]

RE: Flamin’ Hot

they seriously out here making movies based on a Cheese Doodle flavor? 

not even the whole brand... just that one flavor? 

here’s my pitch then: FRUIT PUNCH OREOS: A Film By Julia Ducournau

[ironic-the-hedgehog]

Sonic

Sexuality: bi all the way! he likes everyone, gals, guys, and otherwise :) probably also some flavor of aspec, maybe demisexual, despite the fact that he flirts with everyone lmao

Gender: cmon he has transmasc swag. you can't deny that

OTP: again, sonadow (i am a basic bitch)

BROTP: Tails of course, but also I personally think Amy works best in this category.

NOTP: obviously anyone who's implied to be family, like Tails and Tom (SCU), but otherwise? No Amy. I think they're far too different for that to actually work.

Random headcanon: He loves salty (and sometimes even spicy!) snacks! He will destroy a bag of flamin hot cheetos

General Opinion: excellent, wonderful, would protect him with my life

#ironic.txt #ask game

[greensmycolor]

🔥Mnt Dew Flamin' Hot Review🔥

I was alarmed at this even existing. My friend, Dylan, sent me a picture of it, and I was foolish enough to think that it was just a meme. At first met with disgust and revoltion at the concept, I decided to face my fears and buy the liquid spice. This, combined with my past horror with Cheetos mac n cheese, set me on edge for trying this devil's concoction. And it is really underwhelming given the excitement.

If you've had Mountain Dew and a candy Hot Tamale, you've can picture a better version of what this drink actually is.

There is little discernible flavor, hardly differentiating with the original Mnt Dew recipe. There is a slight citrus twinge and fruity strawberry-like taste, but I haven't had a basic Mountain Dew in eons (I obsess over the Amp cans though).

The marketing is all out of the Flaming Hot, so how does that stack up? This is the flavor we've come to love from Cheetos, Doritos, and I'm sure some other chip company. Can the Mountain Dew the impossible and put it in a drink??

Eh, kinda. The burn is mild on first taste, but drinking consecutive sips makes the burn compound. It's not much, even at that. The back of my throat feels pricked with pins and needles, and my tongue tingles, but I wouldn't call this a success at implementing the Flaming Hot.

Could they have done it better?? Ehyaaaah, no. I get why the flavor is this way. I'm sure no kid would want to drink an actually spicy bottle of Mountain Dew, or many white people for that matter, and I'm positive Mountain Dew isn't targeting anyone outside those two demographics. It needs to be diluted and underwhelming, that's how you sell these things by the case.

The color is a disgustingly vibrant red, and I look forward to seeing what color my pee turns out to be, but that was a small success given the hype into this.

But it does look cool!

#Soda Review #Mnt Dew Flamin Hot #Sober Idea #Stoned Execution

[skiplo-wave]

I tried that flamin hot mt dew drink and I never been so sick. I didn't even drink half of it. It was kinda like a kiddie version of moon. It wasn't spicy, it was just weird. It reminds me of the pepsi fire regarding the heat in my belly. I have a sensitive stomach. I could feel everywhere that soda went. I had acid reflux all night from it. I had to call in to work.

0_o

oh lord. I only took two sips so hopefully I live tomorrow

Still disappointed I tasted no heat but I did get weird after taste which I assume is the lime flavor

#asks

[muntadhir]

what flavor of dorito do u ship romeo with

I thought about this long and hard. And the truth is that I am a fake fan. A pathetic excuse for a Romeo lover.

I know I joke about this but I actually don't even particularly like Doritos (I'm a Lays kind of guy, Ruffles too) but I vibe with Romeo/Dorito Tortilla Chips (Taco Flavor). Never had them. We will not, however, subject my blorbo Romeo (blorbeo) to the Flamin' Hot flavors. Curious about the BBQ one though.

Carlo/the 65% air in every bag of chips, though, THAT is another fine ship.

#俺の #ask

[silver-ace-of-spades]

My cursed foods phase is pushing me out of my comfort zone. I'm having Flamin' Hot Cheetos. I don't even like spicy food. They're not as bad as I expected, but my throat hurts sooo bad. I had a Sour Patch Kid and it made the burn worse. I'm in flavor heaven but sensory hell.

#spade yells into the void #food tw

[mightyflamethrower]

It's that time of year, men! It's time to gather up all the love and appreciation you feel for your wife all year long and make a last-minute trip to the Walgreens down on the corner to buy her the perfect Christmas gift.

Not sure what to get her to accurately express your true feelings? The Babylon Bee is here with the following list of perfect gift ideas you can find right there in the 24-hour drug store aisles:

Bunion cream: It will literally sweep her off her feet when you apply it.

Cool toy Camaro: If she's disappointed at first, show her how if you pull it back, it winds itself up and shoots forward all fast and whatnot.

Lottery ticket: There's a 0.000000001% chance this will be the greatest gift she's ever received.

Combination flashlight/radio/waffle iron: Three gifts in one! She'll love your efficiency.

Rapid COVID-19 test: Democrats only.

Every single item you can scoop off the shelves and fit into your large cloth bag before running out the door: California residents only.

Xanax: This will help her calm down after she finds out you only got her Xanax.

XXL "Happy 4th of July" sweatshirt: She will really appreciate your thriftiness in buying something on clearance.

Pregnancy tests: Wives love taking these.

18-oz. bag of Flamin' Hot Funyuns: The gift that keeps on giving long after they're eaten.

Expired jug of whole milk: It's totally fine as long as she drinks it today. Probably.

Halloween Oreos: A perfect gift to go with a jug of expired milk.

28-pack of hearing aid batteries: This will show her you're thinking about a long future with her.

Bottle of 1000 multivitamins: A great way to show you love her and that you've noticed she needs some more energy during the day.

Someone else's family pictures you swiped from the photo lab: She can use them to fill all those empty picture frames she keeps in the basement.

Walgreens ballpoint pen: The lady at the counter will probably give it to you for free if you ask nicely.

A tin of wintergreen Skoal: The perfect flavor of chaw for the season.

A necklace made from spent shell casings from the sidewalk outside the store: Handmade gifts are always the best ones.

Old lady reading glasses with a long neck chain: A gift that will only get better as time passes.

A bottle of perfume that might convince her you went somewhere other than Walgreens: You won't even have to wait in line at the cosmetics counter.

Follow the helpful suggestions above, and you're sure to have your most memorable Christmas yet!

[deepestfanthing]

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