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every autistic person watching this episode of dungeon meshi:

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One of my absolute favorite tropes is “We have taken the one you love most!” “Oh, have you? Good fukken luck lmao” *distant screams of kidnappers as loved one escapes* or the flipside: “We’ve kidnapped you!” “You are in so much trouble. You are in so much fucking trouble. You are in the most trouble ever, oh my god.” *DOOR EXPLODES INWARDS AS LOVED ONE ARRIVES* and the alternate: *vehicle pulls up, door opens, person is shoved out, door slams, vehicle screeches away* “Did you get kidnapped??” “For a minute yeah”

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I cant believe this tweet is how I find out

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leverage is so cool i wish justice against the rich was real

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you laugh, but i find it perfectly reasonable to think someone could see the word “cardholder” and think it meant “the thing that holds the card/that you’re putting the card into” just as much as they could think “the person holding the card in their hand”

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This porno didn’t fuck around

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oh wow! hey if you take pills check this out. new medicine taking meta just dropped.

according to these models, out of the 4 tested postures, the best position to digest pills is laying on your right side. standing upright has a similar time to laying in your back at twice as much as laying on the right side, and laying on the left side is the slowest by far.

laying on right side: pill dissolves in around 10 minutes.

standing: pill dissolves in 23 minutes. laying on the back has a similar time.

laying on left side: pill dissolves in up to 100 minutes.

https://doi.org/10.1063/5.0096877

definitely worth a lot more research.

if you want your medicine to kick in fast, try laying on your right side! if you want your medicine to kick in slower, try laying on your left side.

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I really am a sucker for two people going from hissing like cats at each other to "due to deeply unfortunate events, I now trust this person with my life." And I'm all for shipping but I mean this platonically, as well, two friends that started out thinking the other person is the most annoying individual on the planet and ending up at soft smiles and warm hugs and "you trust me right?" "absolutely."

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Girl you need to get out of bed faster than this

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it's always bad for adults to interact with minors, which is why when I was born my mother was positioned at the window and I was birthed down a giant slip n slide that safely transported me to the hospital grounds, where I was quickly accepted and raised by a gang of feral babies who were born under similar circumstances. and that's why my posts are so bad

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i find it interesting that whenever the idea of children and the internet comes up, people's first reaction is that we need more control, more restriction, etc. But very rarely does the idea of open dialogue come up. You can put in all the parental locks you want, control your child's every interaction on the internet, etc., but none of that is even half as valuable as trust and communication. Children may come across inappropriate things on the internet no matter what you do. But being able to talk about it and work through it is way more important than simply shielding their eyes and instilling an aura of fear and shame around it.

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manic pixie dream divorced guy

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