Highland Street, Rolette, North Dakota.
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Just got home from the gym. Watching daddy bears lift 3x my body weight has me feeling FERAL
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2nd Avenue, Verona, North Dakota.
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How to keep the Bats functioning in my absence, outline 16 of 30. A guide by Tim Drake.
Do not let them enter the state of North Dakota.
Keep Jason away from apples.
The bathroom on the third floor, just outside the library has a leak. After it rains, you need to check on it. There is a bucket under the sink.
Dick will not eat white chocolate and Steph won't eat any other kind of chocolate. If you forget that, they will take it personally.
Titus and Ace aren't allowed any kind of chocolate, if that wasn't obvious. Neither is Cullen, but not for the same reasons.
Do not touch Bruce's Janis Ian CD's. No, he doesn't have a CD player. Don't confront him about that. Just let him keep the CD's.
Jason's eyes glow in the dark. Just a heads up. So do Duke's, but differently. Jason's glow, Duke's shine. That is an important distinction to make when walking in on something you shouldn't, because Jason will kill you if you're a liability while Duke will only lock you away until the information you accidentally learned is irrelevant.
Please don't try and climb the bannister. It's not the biggest fan of being touched.
Don't turn on the ceiling fan in the morning room. We still haven't fixed it and probably never will.
Don't let Damian into the Cave without socks. He gets cold.
Keep the front door bolted at all times. Alfred, for some odd reason, can never remember to do that, so we have to make sure it gets locked after he opens it.
Every night before patrol, quietly go through the checklist that is at the end of this document. It's after Outline 30.
Damian is no longer allowed to play Roblox before school.
Keep the windows on the second floor closed during spring and fall. Duke has bad hayfever and he sleeps on that floor.
If I am gone for a more permanent reason, Babs will know what to do. The file she will need is marked X-e34R. The password is Dick's real birthday.
Bruce cannot speak Portuguese, actually. Everyone else can. Use this wisely.
Cass can generally look after herself, but cut some fruit and bring it to her room and you will win her undying loyalty and simultaneously make sure she actually eats something.
Dick has... episodes, sometimes. You don't want to know why, or what he's seeing while he's staring right through you. Place a cat or small child on his lap. This method also works for Bruce, though under different circumstances. I'd explain, but you will know when you see it, so it wouldn't do much good.
Sometimes it's better not to ask what Jason and Steph are up to. Most times, actually.
Duke very much enjoys White Rabbit candies and can see into the future. He is a little like those animatronic fortune tellers but a lot more accurate and has no use for quarters. That is where the candies come in handy.
Do not attempt to use the EpiPen in the hall closet. It's mine. I have it for my "walnut allergy." I'm not actually allergic to walnuts. It expired in 2016.
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