#no you did not 🔪

[sweatyflytrap]

I need Jeff to play a very slutty bisexual disaster of a vampire. He would be glorious covered in blood and smirking looking absolutely unhinged

#jeff satur #BOC please hire me #i have ideas #yes this is because of the red outfit from the mv #would tweet this to boc but the bird app scares me to death #need that unhinged hrny bi enegry #steal the show #if you saw this before #no you did not 🔪 #⛓️.txt

[mymitochondriaforpresident]

The racism my beloved Simon had to face….my baby. 🥺💔

Although painful to watch, it felt incredibly validating. It was so annoying watching some people say this show was “only about class” while dismissing the BS that Simon had to go through. The abuse was ten fold because he’s POC and S3 finally exposed that.

That being said, and on a more positive note, it was so incredibly sexy when Simon sang happy birthday to Wille in Spanish (he feels safe with him!) and when Wille admitted to fantasizing about stroking those beautiful curlssss (and then actually did it). 🥹❤️‍🩹

Wilmon forever. 🤎🤍

#simon the bravest of braves and the sweetest of sweets i love him sooooooo much #and apparently inspo was from irl hate comments omar has received? 🔪 #oh HELL no. 🐓🤎 #omar brought face heart soul and curls to this season and to this damn show and i love him and simon so much #like it wouldn’t have been that bad if he was fully white and didn’t look the way he did and i stand by that #those online hate comments were disgusting #imported? latin lover? (they were a breath away from flat out calling him a wh*re and i was ready to throw some fucking hands) #even more hurtful because simon was very obviously a virgin when he met wille and didn’t even sleep with that douchebag #who shall not be named on my blog #y’all can try to pry this interracial ship out of my cold dead hands (you won’t) #but we heal and that’s beautiful ❤️‍🩹 #they mean soooo much to me 😭😭😭 #and like i said before #no it wouldn’t have been good if simon wasn’t poc I SAID WHAT I SAID WHAT I SAID #young royals #wilmon #simon eriksson #simon my beloved 💜 #i love them sooooooooooooooo much. #🤎🤍

[gradelstuff]

He’s acting like he was going to “save” shigaraki by killing him, when in reality he just thought Tomura was a monster that should’ve been put down. This guy doesn’t have a single empathetic thought about Tomura, even though torino & nana’s actions contributed to tomura’s result in the first place. I hate this guy so much

Trying to phrase his actions in some noble way adgjj just die already 🔪

#reading mmha #ch309 #i can write a whole rant on why i hate this guy 😭 #like from the START when AM told Torino about Tomura’s upbringing #torino did not give a fuck and said tomura should be arrested and thrown in prison like DUDEEE 🔪🔪 #if i was there rn i would be pulling the plug ngl #imagine your dead friend saying yall messed up and then you double down on having to kill your friend’s grandson asfgjk

[hedonicghosts]

wow its so hashtag #quirky and hashtag #fun to be an alter in a system i really hashtag #love being one

#plural system #headmate art #plural art #alter art #did system #pluralgang #did art #system art #alter #headmate #blah blah blah whatever its a vent post you get the idea #🔪 #err 🎮 #scritch #obligatory: my breakdown is not indicative of whatever the rest of the system feels im having a bad day blah blah blah llove yourselves ig #oh but if you want this cw'd as anything feel free to send us an ask i just have no idea what i would do rn lmao

[fluffypotatey]

Consider: Arthur keeping his word about making peace with the Druids (*side-eyes BBC*) and the next time they come across one of those small shrines, he's a lil uncomfy still but is doing his best like, "what's this one for? Should we go around or...?" Because this one isn't as subtly creepy as the last one, there are no "def haunted" vibes, it's just a kind of rough cairn of stacked stone and branches, and it's got flowers all over it, candle stubs and incense sticks, little jars of honeycomb, sweetmeats, preserves, etc.

And it's Percival (hc he was raised in a Druid camp, even if he doesn't have magic) is like, "No, it's fine, this one is for Emrys."

Cue Arthur asking about Emrys, and Percival explaining he's supposedly the living son of the Triple Goddess, born to heal the wounds of the Old Religion (he's tactful enough to not mention who made those wounds *coughcough*kingcunt*cough*) and the offerings are made to show kindness and peace, and to aid him in his duty (sure enough, those flowers and herbs are all medicinal).

"Why's it so important to keep him happy?" It's Gwaine who asks, irreverent and curious.

And Percival tells them the story of the High Priestess Nimueh, who tried to turn her power against Emrys's through the magic of life and death. So Emrys created a great storm over the Isle of the Blessed and called down the wrath of rain and lightning to unmake her.

They're all so absorbed in storytelling that nobody notices Merlin sitting off to the side and sweating like a hooker talking to a beat cop.

-

Bonus points if Merlin sneaks over to take some of the offerings, against his better judgement bc he should not be encouraging this but he's got a killer sweet tooth and nobody in Camelot can make decent sweetmeats, apparently, and some of these herbs are pretty rare.

Double bonus if Percival or Elyan sees him do it and are like, "bro you gon be so cursed," and Merlin doesn't know how to explain that no he's not sacrilegious, these are for him, they're offerings, they were offered, and not entirely realising he's being paid the magical equivalent of ye olde protection racket.

*also side-eyes bbc* yeah...this would have been awesome to have...excuse me while i go sharpen my knives, completely unrelated to this ask i assure you

#(at bbc) hey why the FUCK did you leave an opportunity like this open??? 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪 #bbc i just wanna talk #hey i just want to have a conversation 🔪 nothing bad 🔪 i swear #your honor you can vouch for me right 🔪 ....that's what i thought #bbc merlin #i am 100% on board with this #elyan being extra vigilant with merlin bc he was possessed before and doesn't wish such a thing to befall his dear friend #merlin: emrys won't mind #elyan: emrys burned a fucking priestess to the ground for challenging him #merlin: well...she asked for it #elyan: merlin that's not helping your case! #merlin emrys #i feel like it's through percival's explanation through the shrine is when the knights learn how much of a cryptid emrys is #yeah yeah i'm going with that #sir percival #knights of the round table #Anonymous #asks #ask

[shokupanko]

Piko! (・・。)ゞ I love him :D

#vocaloid #art #fanart #vocaart #utatane piko #歌手音ピコ #I haven’t been feeling mentally well lately #too many panic attacks in one day and far too many triggers #my hands were shaking so bad drawing this I’m so happy procreate has a stabilizer #even though I’m not doing the best I still wanted to draw him because he’s so freaking cute #this is kinda a redraw from a fanart I did a few months ago :D #anyway I love him and so do you 🔪

[leonisdumbasallhell]

Quick note: If i ever reblog smthn thats made with any kind of AI, wether that be ai generated images or text, Voice replicators, character chat bots, etc, let me know so i can delete it and block whoever posted it. I don’t want that shit on my blog but I’m also not perfect or the most observant person

#i generally don’t ascribe to like #sod and so did xyz so you shouldnt follow them or post stuff from them #but i full on block ppl using ai or character chatbots On Sight #🔪lore

[arthooooor]

playing the dawnguard dlc when you're already a vampire is fun because Isran makes an offhand comment about how any vampire could walk in the front door at any time at that point and I'm sitting there like "yeah, sounds like it could be a huge issue 🧛‍♀️"

#dawnguard dlc #skyrim #skyrim se #vampire #serana #and he immediately sends you to dimhollow crypt #guess I look like a proficient vampire hunter already #tbf my character did originally begin as a merc hunting down vampires #but then she caught the disease and became one of them #and now her morals are even looser #I love this character #I can't wait to meet serana #when the recruiter approached me I pretended that my mc was being sarcastic #oh NO the VAMPIRE THREAT 🧛‍♀️ #KILLING 🔪 vampires 🧛‍♀️ ? where do I SIGN UP 😱

[phoenixmetaphor]

Leon from @thebrandywine ‘s [broken machine]

#my fanart #broken machine fanart #look… look one day i’ll be normal again #is what I have been saying since april #ughuguuuu leon’s mantra hit me like a truck tho #anyway the origin story for this piece #is actually i made this sketch to figure out something in a different wip #but i kind of liked it #and i did tell 🔪 i was going to try more watercolors #so i just painted it #monochrome tho — baby steps #anyway as for what happened to that other thing #well it’s in wip hell #but you never know #anyway ty for breaking my heart over and over

[tacagen]

quentin 'fruity hands' beck from the first mysterio-featuring issues you will always be remembered

#mysterio #quentin beck #amazing spider man #im sorry WHY ARE THERE NO MYSTERIO FRUITY HANDS IN FOLLOWING ISSUES!!!! #he still strikes his silly little dramatic poses but!! they changed his hand gestures to more typical villain ones!! why!!! please fix it!! #im on 199-200 and there was NOT A SINGLE 💅 FROM HIM. AND DO YOU SEE HOW HE 💅S EVEN WHEN BEING HIT IN HIS FIRST ISSUE?? I AM FURIOUS #like even norman randomly did fruity hands in his post 1st amnesia appearance as goblin and i joked about him being bitten by quentin #BUT I CAN BARELY REMEMBER THE FRUITY HANDS KING IN QUESTION DOING THEM IN ISSUES OF THE SAME PERIOD AND FURTHER #in conclusion. make quentin beck's hands fruity again 🔪🔪

[ilottthepilot]

speaking my truth, i think i'm in love with the scottish figure skating commentator who does the isu livestreams on youtube. do i know who he is? no. do i know what he looks like? also no. but something about his beautiful voice, his lovely accent and how he is alwas so uplifting even when skaters don't do well has me going insane. I need him. Someone could fall during every single element of their program and he would still find something nice to say. ahhh i might be obsessed 😳

#the american comemetator that was on with him today though.... 🤬🔪 why did he mispronounce all the names? there were only 6 guys??? #miami gp vibe if you remember #for the record i have been a figure skating fan for only like 2 months #and i will actually look the scottish guy up i need to know what he looks like #figure skating #figure skating grand prix finale #i don't even know how to tag this #i don't even know if i want the skating girlies to see this😳

[twilit-tragedy]

And what’s funnier is that the prophecies DO come true. It’s just that characters made the wrong assumptions about them. A man wielding a spear leads the armies at Ragnarök and a bearded, bald man dies in Atreus’ arms. Brilliant.

“Fate only binds you if you let it”- no, but, actually. The characters kept saying it but only in hindsight do I realize how deep it goes. Truly the best way forward, even with some hint of the future, is to proceed as you would regardless. Make your own story and ignore if it matches the prophecies or it doesn’t. Or else you end consumed by thoughts of it (cough, Odin). And in the end it’ll come somewhat true without the details that YOU projected onto it.

#and what's particularly interesting is atreus and angrboda's comment on laufey's last shrine #that she believed that prophecy and tried to change it. going against her people's beliefs and all that #the way I see it is that even she - a giant - can fall into the trap of seeing prophecy as an end-all be-all #she was frightened and tried to change their future because she loved them. that fear either blinded her to the fact that prophecy is vague- #or made her decide she'd take no chances either way and try to push them elsewhere #very interesting #angrboda herself needs a moment to free herself from the cage #to realize that just because there were no more prophecies with her doesn't mean her life is over and she has no choice but to accept it #i really liked what the devs did for her at the end #gave her a giant (literally) companion and a big role in saving everyone. and life goes on #she paints. forages for food. takes care of fen and her animals :) #the writing in this game....... 5d chess over here #atreus was immediately like This Sign Won't Stop Me Because I Can't Read >:) #did you say my father dies? hah! good joke. no I won't allow it 🔪 #god of war #god of war spoilers #gow spoilers #twilit posts

[hedonicghosts]

yeah, sure, amnesia sucks, but sometimes it leads to you coming into control with a small capybara plush toy sitting on your chest as if he was having a conversation with you, and i think that's pretty neat.

#plural system #headmate art #plural art #alter art #did system #pluralgang #did art #fictive art #system art #err 🪫 #scritch #🔪 #shoutout to erianna and her capybara. but also rip to erianna i hope you're fine seeing as you literally blocked out the entire fucking day

[theres-a-bea]

THEY DID MY GIRL ZOYA DIRTY 🥰🥰🥰🔪 NETFLIX I WILL FUCKING COME FOR YOU 🥰🥰🥰🔪🔪🔪"you're not ready for s2" MY ASS PUTANGINA NYO YAWA TI'N LLAWN CACHU YALL FUCKING RUSHED THE GODDAMN STORYLINE AND SKIPPED OVER FUCKING THREE WHOLEASS BOOKS 🥰🥰🥰🥰🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

#they did MY QUEEN OF RAVKA SO BAD #zoya cariad my heart my darling you will get what you deserve or i shall make them give it to you #🥰🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪 netflix is going to PAY for what they did to you #shadow and bone s2 #sab spoilers #rule of wolves #zoya nazyalensky #how do they literally ignore the literal plot of rule of wolves WHILE USING THE FUCKING PLOT OF RULE OF WOLVES #where is the zoyalai #they set up tolya and inej AND FOR WHAT #WHERE IS THE ZOYALAI I DON'T WANT THE NIKOLINA #ALINA AND MAL WERE SUPPOSED TO GET A HAPPY ENDING #YALL CORRUPTED HER #🥰🥰🥰 #TAKING THE SPOTLIGHT IN RULE OF WOLVES AWAY FROM ZOYA BY GIVING HER THIS BULLSHIT CORRUPTION ARC

[team-avia]

wow welp i finally took the quiz aND UHM???

WHAT IN TARNATION?? KXGSKXH 🤠 are there spies in my house uh oh

I am just all knowing 👁

Cinder

#mail 💌 #cindermod🔪 #i am *looks at notes* a psychic villain living in your walls who also does tarot #cinder the all knowing #did you catch that Pitch Perfect reference 💀

[whoblewboobear]

We lose Felicia tomorrow 😔 ………right? 👀

#if they flip 🔪 #I love Felicia but I need miss Izzy sat in one of those final 2 chairs 👀🔪 #I need a queer person I care about to win this game like you don’t understand #we can’t just have Andy and Kaycee PLS IM BEGGING #nothing against kaycee personally but I absolutely did not finish her season #she’s just such a boring winner and I was rooting for LITERALLY anyone else in that house #bb25