#no excuse for why he's such a dick

[myeyesblurry]

I genuinely can’t tell if this is a roleplay blog or you’re just a dick

ask off anons and ill answer you 🤬🥰

#rp blog #im actually a hippy and hug trees #also a college educated career-oriented WORKER BEE ITS ME I BUZZ BUZZ WORK UNTIL I DIE BBG!!! #previously worked in health care (wont go into specifics) #but currently my job im doing is one you can get without a degree and i make enough to substain myself #aaand i only really rp this account when im high so sometimes he's just high and rambling #no excuse for why he's such a dick #other than his backstory like i get it i know WHY i play him the way i do! he's a character #anyway yah danke sorry if i ever hurt your feelings i dont mean to and i try to ONLY interact with OTHER RP blogs!!!! #if i find out theyre genuine i send apologies and explanations 😭😭

[tswwwit]

i have a counter argument to the 'only one person can boop bill' thing, mabel. she's the type of person to slap stickers on people, she would definitely be the type to also boop others occasionally and bill would be no exception. she probably doesn't do it to annoy bill like dipper would, but maybe as a form of a friendly gesture, kind of like those people who will lightly punch friends in the arm when they hang out.

You know what? Good point. Mabel would get away with more than most, as a fun-loving lady! Bill understands those impulses, and being a touchy person! He indulges in similar ones himself.

Though when Bill's not in the mood to be playful and gets booped anyway? The 'sister-in-law' status grants her considerable grace.

#answers #Though in addition to that - Mabel's general chaos and level of Fun Times is something Bill genuinely likes #Catch these two having one too many margaritas and slinging arms over each other's shoulders while singing too loud and off key #She'd have some leeway even without the brother situation #But Mabel gets a pass on things she normally wouldn't purely on the merit of 'this would piss off the spouse' #The thing about Bill is he's genuinely fun to party with - right up until he decides you're the pinata #Even now there are times when she thinks she's doing something 'cute' and Bill was NOT in the mood but just has to grin and bear it #Instead of breaking fingers one by one #Dipper is singular in his ability to get away with Pretty Much Everything #It's love yest but it's also communication and personality I'm afraid #If Bill DID call Dipper out on doing something Too Far he'd get an embarrassed and apologetic husband. With kisses of sorry. #Though in minor circumstances: he starts arguing with him #Turns out that bickering is a better way to deescalate with Bill than most other tactics and Dipper's a pro #Now Bill's gotta think semi-rationally to Win The Argument instead of acting on impulse. #And in the process of debate he not only: learns where his husband's coming from but has time to cool off #Congratulations Dipper! Your Nerdy Logic brain and ability to Rise to a Challenge prevent Bill from going immediately nuclear #Plus showing off that big sexy intellect of yours doesn't hurt #Whereas I see Mabel pushing one of Bill's few boundaries and then deflecting. She ain't great at conflict #Brushing it off and laughing; Jeez it was just for fun!! Lighten up already! #Exactly what Bill says when HE'S being a dick to someone! #Which is why he'd react Very Badly to that excuse #Ha ha! Fun! Of course Bill loves fun! You know what HE thinks is FUN #Barbecue. Flash-fried pork ribs. Where's that stupid pig #Dipper has to disarm that particular bomb and I highly doubt it's a pleasant process

[introspectivememories]

oh my god bernard gets batman and dick to help save tim in the last issue and everyone in the family takes that to mean that bear knows about their night jobs. except tim still thinks bear doesn't know. that bear being there was just a coincidence. he just tagged along to save him cause bear is such a standup guy! cue tim doing everything to hide his identity and the family looking at him like he's lost his mind because obviously bernard know tim?? he literally patches you up every night???? why would he not know??????

#bear walking into the dining room: oof that's a nasty cut dick. how'd you get it? #dick: oh well saving the city just does that to you 😉 #tim seething internally cause dick is making his job ten times harder: ha ha ha! what a funny thing to say ☺️☺️☺️ such a comedian my brother #dick staring at him like he's grown 2 heads: what. #cass starts pulling off her mask in front of bear #cue tim tackling her into the gotham river #cass sopping wet signing irritatedly: what the hell was that?! #tim whispering; how could you be so careless? u almost told bear your identity! #cass softly: what. the. fuck. #damian casually showing bear his sword collection #tim barging into dami's room out of breath: he's really into medieval history! that's why he likes sword!! no other reason #dami later to bear: we must end this delusion of his #bear: yeah probably. but it's funny watching him come up with so many excuses #bear: yesterday he tried to convince me that the knife wound in his side was really stigmata and that he was a devout catholic #bear: i wanna see what else he's gonna say #dc #bernard dowd #tim drake #timber #timbern

[platonic-sponge]

sue me idc but i think that Jason and Tim would both like things that are considered "childish" typically, i.e. Legos or dinosaurs or stuffed rabbits random stuff like that and they would both try and hide the fact until one of em found out, in my brain it goes like this:

Jason is rearranging his room and has a box of action figures n Legos set out and Tim comes in while he's cleaning and sees the box and Jason starts to get defensive but then Tim just grabs his arm and leads him to his room where he has a similar bin filled w various stuffed toys n Legos and colored pencils. they bond over this shared trait, building new Lego sets together or on some occasions playing with action figures of themselves. they both have this trait for different reasons tho -

For Jason, his parents couldn't afford toys or wouldn't buy them for him and wnv his mom tried to get him a toy his dad always ended up breaking it or it wouldn't even be a toy in the first place it'd just be some trash, and then when he became homeless he just couldn't afford toys/didn't want to seem "weak".

For Tim tho, his parents wanted him to succeed and they thought having "childish interests" like drawing or playing with Legos would hinder his maturity and so he never got to experience those various joys after the age of like, 6

So for both of them, moving to the manor and having some amount of wealth gave them the opportunity to relive parts of their childhood that they were never allowed to experience fully.

This isn't to say that none of the other batkids would play w Legos or have stuffed animals, just that i think Jason and Tim would feel like they had to hide it moreso than others.

#no i'm not projecting #why would you say that #jason todd #tim drake #sibling bonding #and dw i didn't forget about damien #i think he wouldn't feel like he needed toys but dick or tim would bug him enough till he eventually built a lego set with them #n he'd love it but wouldn't want to ask for a lego set cuz it'd be “childish” #literally a child #and the other three would make up excuses like “oh i accidentally bought two of a set would you take this off my hands?” #and he'd be like “idiots” and take it and secretly be so so excited #they're working with him on being more open about his likes and showing joy in life #he's making progress slowly but surely #damian wayne #dick grayson #incorrect batkids #batfam headcanons #please be nice to me #first headcanon post

[wesavegotham]

The different parts of Gotham War not lining up at all in terms of plot, character motivation and characterization is bad enough, but now that DC is suddenly trying to explain when other titles like Detective Comics and Batman and Robin are taking place in relation to Gotham War it gets even worse because now all of these storylines make so much less sense too.

#Gotham War #Listing all the reasons why Gotham War and Ram V's Tec run don't fit together would be complicated #Because they are doing similar things with a similar cast of characters but in extremely different ways #And I don't have the energy to go through both storylines to get the details right #But Batman and Robin is simple #You can't have a cozy father-son-story and Bruce going insane and shoving all the parental responsibilities onto Dick #to be a brooding loner again taking place at the same time #Is the entire Batman and Robin book supposed to take place during the few days that Damian was the only one on Bruce's side in GW #Before Bruce abandoned Damian? #Because unlike when Death in the Family happened you can't even use the excuse that Damian changed his mind #And decided to stay with Bruce even though dinf ended with everyone including Dami not showing up at the talk Bruce wanted to have with the #Which was what they did in B&R 2011 #Because back then it was the family that decided they didn't want to work with Bruce anymore #In GW it's Bruce who tells them to leave him alone #He very explicitly abandons Damian despite the fact that Damian didn't betray him and stayed loyal #So this time Damian can hardly change his mind and decide to stick by Bruce because it's Bruce who rejected him #I'm still so confused by Zdarsky putting that in the story in the first place because he clearly has very little interest in Damian #Out of all the male Robins he played the smallest part in this #It probably would have been better for B&R if Damian had been somehow absent for Gotham War like in a lot of previous batfam events #And left the time B&R takes place unspecified #So that it just takes place in its own bubble #I'm usually all for DC telling us how things fit together but for that to be good things need to actually line up #And not outright contradict each other

[lord-squiggletits]

"Rodimus is a better Prime because it didn't hurt for him to bond with the Matrix while for Optimus it did" headcanon/theory my beloathed.

One day I'm literally gonna snap and make a whole post addressing why what's wrong bc I'm tired of the inaccuracy and tired of ppl not understanding the Point TM of IDW and its version of the Matrix/Primacy and even more tired of people putting down Optimus in favor of Rodimus by essentially arguing that being unworthy means you deserve to be punished/put in pain bc you just weren't good enough to hold the Symbol of Ultimate Authority

#it's wrong on so many levels both in terms of lore and as well as like what the general themes of idw1 are #it's just a validation contest using the matrix as some magical symbol to decide who's the most special #which is ironically something that was a plot point in exrid/OP. specifically how stupid of an idea that is ldskjflksd #ppl revealing that they havent read anything besides mtmte/ll as usual #like half the reason ppl think optimus is a bad prime and rodimus is a good prime is literally bc like #optimus was written by an author who was specifically trying to deconstruct him (sometimes to the point of absurdity) #and rodimus was written by an author who takes a more optimistic/idealistic approach. and is also better at writing #but also like am i seriously the only person who thinks that that argument is fucked up????? #like 'OP felt pain which means he's unworthy/not a real prime/not a true leader' #ok so you think that there's a hierarchy of moral goodness in which anyone who falls short of that Moral Ideal should suffer #as a sign of their unworthiness?? like does that not sound dystopian as hell to any of you?? why would you WANT the matrix to work like tha #even if the theory were true (which it isn't) why would you view the matrix as a good authoritative moral judge of character #if its idea of 'moral judgement' is to inflict pain on anyone who's supposedly not truly good/worthy #wasn't the entire point of the ending of LL (including rodimus being a good leader) that everyone is worth it? #like rodimus literally said 'you ARE damn well good enough' or something like that #so what? everyone else in the universe tries their best and that's enough but somehow when OP suffers it's like #a sign that he's not actually a good prime/leader?? we're really going with the punitive perspective purely for One Guy?? #swear to god ppl are projecting their authority issues onto Optimus the way they shit on him for things they would excuse #if any other character did it #Optimus is uniquely deserving of pain/being marked as unworthy bc idk he was a cop once and that offends my delicate sensibilities #what's even funnier is how much harm was inflicted by rodimus as a captain sheerly due to his stupidity or ego but everyone forgives him #i guess bc as long as the matrix likes him that means he's valid no matter what he actually does as a person #WHICH IS SOMETHING IDW ITSELF ARGUED AGAINST BC A LOT OF THE PRIMES THAT WERE CHOSEN BY THE MATRIX #WERE DICKS AND THE FACT THEY COULD WIELD THE MATRIX DIDN'T MAKE THEM GOOD PEOPLE #like oh my god stop using the matrix as an arbiter of moral authority in idw1 it literally goes against the themes of the story #including the themes that are embodied in rodimus himself #idw op love

[gregoftom]

where do i even start

#tomgreg #stay tuned for a special thing at the end #FIRST OFF CAN I JUST SAY. thinking about my own various skills and abilities tom says as he MOVES CROTCH FIRST TOWARDS GREG. #and he's just told greg his skills. he's got a big dick and fucks fast and hard. so like. there's that. #i'm either to assume he's already showed said skills off to greg and referring to it or he's literally being suggestive #either unconsciously or consciously. #also he wiggles his crotch a little. like. we get it you wanna fuck greg so bad it makes you look stupid. #ok so we've got the tom not tiptoeing around this like he did with shiv and straight up saying i'm not fucking happy #with you going off with somebody else. i don't like it. why are you happy and i'm not that's not fair. #you're mine. i'm not jealous tho haha #we've got them going through what looks like a wedding arch. #we've got them full on acting like a married couple with greg making excuses for tom and holding him back a little. acting like his wife. #we've got tom switching chiding greg for saying something and the ''don't say that!!'' and then greg agreeing #and saying that actually no tom is a lovely man. oh don't mind my husband he's just grouchy! #and then the WAY tom says you've ruined it like he's about to throw up or cry. or both. #and then greg being like ?? how i have ruined it?? and tom ''idk you just HAVE'' all petulant like #and you know what i'm gonna say. a schoolboy. #he's like thanks i hate it #it really is so much this episode. so much. #i have an idea from it of what fic i could write so there's something at least. a

[torsamors]

god owen hunt is literally one of the worst characters in the history of television

#😭 if this show gave him ANY fucking growth i wouldnt mind as much #or like. gave him a reason to be the way he is #like! alex in the early seasons is a fucking dick but they give him likeable things for us to latch on to #and then build off of to give him real growth! he becomes one of the best characters later on #n also we know why he is the way he is. it doesnt excuse him but we KNOW why he acts like that #owen just. SUCKS n he doesnt ever grow and most of the time hes frustrating not interesting #😭 i hate hin #greys lb #SORRY for making so many posts abt this stupid soap i just need to talk #edit: im not done his damage is being in the military LIKE YOU CHOOOOOOSEEEEE TO DO THAT U STUPID FUCK😭 KAJKANDOQKSLA #‘he had to deal with bad stuff in the army🥺’ he should die!

[tired-and-panicked]

ya’ll really cannot separate lance from his father and i mean that on like the SIMPLEST level: aka treating him like a human who has feelings

and ya’ll wonder why athletes have such high stats when it comes to mental health issues like jfc

#lance stroll #i wasn’t gonna comment but like i just cannot #this is why he was never on social media before #and i bet he wont be again after this #im not excusing his actions #im just coming from a place of understanding as i was an athlete and had many a reaction like that #idk guys just be better these athletes bring us joy and entertainment and often at the risk of their life kindness to people who have only #ever shown kindness is the best way #and lance has been proven to be nothing but kind #AND INCASE YALL NEED A REMINDER HE LITERALLY GIFTED SEB HIS OWN TREE #THAT IS SO THOUGHTFUL #also all the other drivers say he is nice so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #commentators can suck my dick

[everysai]

#naruto #sai #everysai #mangacap #chapter 287 #ok please excuse this long tag rant LMAO but #the version of the manga I'm using is viz media's official translation and this is just straight up not what he said???? #I've seen other translations use something closer to ''yeah. like your dick'' #and in earlier chapters when he says ''are you a boy or a girl'' and ''so you are a boy after all'' to Naruto in the viz translation #alternate translations are usually ''do you even have a penis'' and (when they're in the onsen) ''so you do have one'' #then Naruto also yells ''why are you always talking about dicks!!'' at him after which was just completely removed in the viz version #I wanted to be sure so I found a scan of the raw japanese to try translating it myself (please do not doubt my dedication sjfdsjfdj) #and what he says in this panel is 君のチンポと同じです - word for word ''same as your cock'' #so now I know I'm right lmao #& I have no doubt there's loads of other similar instances bc I have noticed a lot of omissions of more adult or suggestive words elsewhere #the worst offence by far is their attempt to censor the alcohol during Lee's drunken fist scene by calling it ''special potion'' dfbgsdfggv #but anyway. I just wanted you guys to know bc the CENSORSHIP?????? is unreal #the way viz won't even let a guy have his weird homoerotic fixation with his teammate's cock wtf..... its like george orwell's 1984 in here

[imperiuswrecked]

Me checking in on what’s going on in Namor fandom since the mcu fans arrived:

#anti mcu fandom #yesterday it was someone tagging the actors in a fanfic #why are you doing that #stop it #today its just #namor pushes shuri into womanhood by murdering her mother #pretty sure thats not womanhood #pretty sure thats just straight up murder right there #how is it I the person who will defend namor's character to the death and even find a way to crawl out of my grave to defend him some more #sees the character for who he is and doesnt make excuses for him? #and the other month it was #namor is dick coded because he's a wet serpent and the analogy is he's a one eyed snake aka a dick #I swear as long as I live I will never be able to forget that snake dick post #hate it #my ramblings

[oceanstide]

attorney Jason and police officer Dick i am Looking

#shut the fuck up i am LOOKING #i hate the cops but it's Dick cmon #jason disliking dick cause dick's a cop #dick coming up with every excuse known to mankind just to meet with #the attractive attorney that seems to hate him for some reason #'why the fuck is he always here' #'mr. gorgeous hates my existence and that just cannot do' #cue enemies (one-sided) to lovers tag #jaydick #dickjay #no capes AU because

[narwhalsarefalling]

wait the guy with the white and red hair is related to the guy with the purple-grey stitched skin???? idk anything about bnha

yeah it was actually kinda awesome because people have been theorizing abt them being siblings as far back as 2017. the reveal was still awesome tho.

the rundown of the story is that their dad was an abusive pos that was trying to get a designer baby with a really unique superpower. its actually a really complicated and realistic story about abuse in general- at first we only get white and red’s side of the story that made it seem like his dad was abusive and obsessed his entire life.

then we see dad be a good hero and even attempt to be a decent dad.

then we get stitched-skin’s side of the story and its revealed that the dad kind of more or less went insane because the kid’s superpower *burned him badly* when he used it, which made him go about in a very… emotionally inconsiderate way of discouraging him.

its a really good story. it paints everyone involved in different shades of grey, because that is what situations like this in real life are- complicated. not black and white.

#bnha #ask #liverofsulfur #obvs im not excusing the abuse or blaming it on the dad #bc it is very clearly his fault #but when we first got half and half’s backstory we kind of assumed he was this cold and callous person #but when we get dabi’s side of the story #he loved his kids. he loved dabi even when he didnt havw the perfect quirk. #and like #ahhhhhhhhhh #he was so distraught by his kid being hurt that he inadvertently hurt all his other kids #and yeah hes a huge dick #but you can see WHY hes a dick

[magioffire]

i just saw a really good post talking about how its kinda unfair to expect everyone to cow down to your muse just because they are powerful and roleplay has never worked like that where everyone is just expected to be submissive towards another muse just because they are evil/powerful/whatever. or they will purposely misinterpret aspects of your muse to make theirs look better or?? something. like. fucking earn the respect and fear.

#i s2g if i see one more post thats like 'respect muses of power uwuwuwu' im gonna throw up #like roleplay is a two way street #i would argue respect and fear like that towards a character has to be earned. #you cant just thanos snap your fingers and have everyone either bow down or die #esp on tumblr where...other people also have powerful muses #disregarding another person's muse's abilities and strengths just to make yours seem more badass is something i see all the time #people completely and purposely misinterpreting aspects of your muse to make their own muse seem like the powerful and 'cool' one #like this is why even though vali is a super high threat and has crazy abilities i always give everyone a chance to get one up on him #because while hes powerful hes not omnipotent #but at the same time i would appreciate it if people at least.....ACKNOWLEDGED? THAT HES DANGEROUS? LOL #because im always over here having vali acknowledge the danger of other characters and there are times where its like #'lol who is this skinny mage who cant even lift up a sword' like what where who---? #are we looking at the same character here?? #skinny?? weak?? hes 200 pounds and half of that is muscle wtf-- #but sure change around aspects of my character to suit yourself LMFAOOO #all im saying is its not as fun for it to be a constant dick measuring contest #the only dick measuring contests i approve of are the ones where we're making fun and laughing at our muses fighting in an ooc chat #otherwise it just kinda feels like...uh? #idk ive had a few interactions where people used ic conflict as an excuse to say what they really feel about vali as a character and its #usually not very nice at all LOL #like damn i didnt know yall despised vali that much hes just a little guy damn.

[oliviabaker]

am i going to see the new hunger games movie? yes. am i still mad that suzanne collins created this incredible dystopian universe that she could've done anything w but decided to write a prequel about the main villain as a kid(???) possibly giving an excuse as to why he's a nasty piece of work? also yes.

#i haven't read the book so maybe im wrong but my point still stands #im so tired of people giving villains lame excuses to be villains #in my mind nothing will make me be like oh now i get why he became a huge dick i forgive him<3 but still #let cunts be cunts #taylor.txt

[rosenecklaces]

the thing with tamlin and his defenders to me is like. ok let's blame his abuse to his trauma. to his angry issues that somehow are not his fault. sure, let's blame feyre and rhysand and even lulu, whatever. let's give him all the flowers for his "help" that he has to do because is basic fucking decency like alright...

But you guys thirsting for him? Actually horny for this man? Making hot art of this basic ass white board of specimen manchild?

is one of the biggest proofs to me that this fanbase is not only painfully white but also? some of yall would rather date the worst man ever instead of liking any women in a book at all as long as a. He's white and muscular but slim which make him hot immediately and b. manipulating and abusing is cute as long as the victim is a woman

Got it, thank you SJM fandom <3

#tamlin #when i say people love to ride fictional men dicks rather than let any women or queer character live at all #i meant it #their excuse is always Oh but rhysand is as bad! #like okey?? if he is then why are you kissing the feet of someone supposedly like rhys tho??? #atleast as much as rhys upsets me he's not white and flavorless as hell 🤷🏽‍♀️ his trashiness is funny at best and messy at worst