#need a homie

[1998honda-civic]

Dump him or wait?

So what do you do if your boyfriend calls you white privileged and is kinda being a dick? Should I wait and see if he can pull his shit together? I really love him but I’m questioning his love for me...

#can i get advice #i need friends #I need him #??????? tumblr #need a homie

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF movie Mike is besties with Shadow Freddy

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #mike schmidt #michael afton #fnaf max #shadow freddy #fnaf #fnaf movie #sister location #fnaf 2 #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #MAX MENTIONED 💜💜💜 #Michael literally never knew who shadow Freddy was #meanwhile Mike like knows his SF by name they are homies #no need to fear shadow Freddy they chill like that

[escaped-goat]

My Tav, Grabbing Gale by the collar: "No, Gale. Don't take off the earring.

I want you to wear the symbol of your ex so she can hear how hard I fuck my whole heart into you, then wonder why you're callin my name and not hers like a prayer out in the wilds.

Let Mystra hear what it's like to actually be worshipped by you."

Gale: *gives a shaky thumbs up*

---Draft snippet from a fic I'm writing---

(Art incoming of my Tav who did said smashing in the wilds. Eventually. I have so much work to do. Wish me luck).

#ayo #fuck mystra #me and all my homies hate mystra #she's such a soggy sack of fish fat #i hate her more than i hate coconuts #which is a lot #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #baldur's gate iii #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 gale #probably should have stayed in drafts but i needed to get one on that milk-toast she-heathen #love my boi #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #gale deserves better

[ohitslen]

Intrusive thoughts

#nothing like thinking about how it’d be to murder your homie. we all do that aaaall the time right #a passion of mine is writing dialogue in a way that you could interchange who says it and it’d still make sense when it comes to Vashwood #they both get insane intrusive thoughts and that’s a matter of fact #they are turbo traumatized so it’s even worse at times. this is what I would say one of the tamest instances if that means anything #Vash would feel so guilty abt them too. bc they don’t feel like his thoughts. it’s almost as if it was someone else’s #they have pointed their guns at each other but never shoot. the thoughts have lost another day <3 #Vashwood is: having thoughts and rarely do anything abt them (positive and negative) #everybody who has intrusive thoughts say hell yeah. HELL YEAH!!! #gentle reminder that intrusive thoughts are just that and don’t define you as a person. they are. I’m fact. intrusive #intrusive thoughts #cw intrusive thoughts #tw intrusive thoughts #for those who may need to filter those out #trigun #vash the stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #trigun stampede #vashwood #trigun fanart #vash #wolfwood #nicholas trigun #lenssi draws #lenssi writes #because I wrote the lines first and THEN I did the drawings #still fixated on Vash’s eyes btw if you didn’t notice

[firephoenix23]

Guys guys guys guys guys do you see who is standing next to Alastor!!!!

It’s Vox!!!!!!! 🤯

#hazbin hotel #alastor #hazbin hotel vox #radiostatic #staticradio #hazbin hotel spoilers #Oh my god oh my god oh my god were they friends at one point??? #Something more??? #Vox probably asked him out on a date and Alastor was like nah #and Vox was like from now on you are my enemy 😂 #homie really is an incel 😂😂😂 #I mean this explains it Alastor doesn’t hate post-1930s tech just vox 😂 #i can’t handle this #I need season 2 right now!!!

[kamuucab]

Okay ngl I resonate with Sun's new voicelines I feel like he'd be such an excellent person to bitch with. Just talk absolute smack about the terrible people you deal with on a day to day basis, do the thing where your customer service facade drops as soon as they turn their back and just call em an asshole. Sharing that "are they serious rn" look. Ribbing each other and bantering back and forth reading each other for filth. I think he'd have snappy and funny as hell comebacks. I think he'd love making whomever he's working with just break down in giggles over his deadpan delivery and sarcastic theatrics, especially if it interferes with their work and makes them stop what they're doing completely to double over with laughter. Those are his proudest moments. Just a right clown that stops you from being as productive as management wants but it's only a little irritating because he's funny as hell and the place you work at sucks.

#get this guy a cigarette he needs it #help wanted 2 spoilers #help wanted 2 #sundrop #sun fnaf #daycare attendant #shared misery makes for real good fun #real homies know the bond of two coworkers that deal with irate customers all the time #he's like that coworker who was a bit standoffish in the beginning but once you understand how they communicate you hit it off real well #kamu writes

[hajihiko]

Force of habit 🤷‍♂️

#Hajime hinata #Makoto Naegi #Sdr2 #Super danganronpa 2 #Danganronpa 2 #Danganronpa #danganronpa trigger happy havoc #dr thh #I wonder if they have a ship name #Hinaegi #I think? For blacklist reasons #An art #Never leave for a split team mission without kissing the homies goodbye 😤 you might regret it.... #I definitely needed to draw something lighthearted lol

[quisters]

This entire show is my problematic fav

#great pretender #ik this is late #this was my first time working w a palette like this 💀 #laurent thierry #all my homies hate Laurent #fuck Laurent fr fr #makoto edamura #he my baby #I hope he doesn’t show up at all in the new season #I love him but he needs to retire #Quisters #great pretender fanart #gp fanart #gp #grepre #grepre fanart

[chill--cat]

🦋Magnet🦋

#akitoya #toya aoyagi #touya aoyagi #akito shinonome #project sekai #pjsekai #pjsk fanart #fanart #my art #touaki #posted this on reddit a while back lol #wasn't satisfied with how akito turned out cause side profiles are difficult but whatever #need a homie to wear matching butterfly headphones with

[rileyclaw]

i just think the idea that optometry in the boiling isles is magic-based is VERY funny

#i saw willows dark frames in the S3 promo and went lol i can make a joke out of this #shout out to all the homies who don’t know their lens prescriptions (it’s me I’m homies) #the owl house #toh fanart #comic #my art #willow park #camila noceda #i needed to make this today ive had this joke in my head since i saw that damn poster #like fr gus has an optometrist machine in his room its considered a human thing #so the isles must have like.. magical optometry. maybe a healing coven thing where they can be like YUP heres glasses for your eyes!! #specifically for Your Eyes #toh

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

thinking about Eddie & hyacinths again

#as you can surmise im Perfectly Normal about it #this man doesnt make me insane at all. nope. #trying out some new coloring and texture and background things... #on a side note. and i say this so lovingly bc theyre my favorite flowers #FUCK DRAWING HYACINTHS ALL MY HOMIES HATE DRAWING HYACINTHS #that was hell on earth. #ANYWAY THIS DUDE IS NEAT I HOPE HE DIES #nah im jesting im Jesting. am i tho #dead or alive i want him to experience unimaginable horrors and then die ten times and come back Normal #bc eddie strikes me as a 'dying would fix them' character #whether its a real death or a perceived death or Youve Been Dead The Whole Time death dont care dont care #i need him dead on the ground for at leeeaaaast five minutes #id be frothing at the fucking mouth. ragh #scribble garnish #welcome home #welcome home puppet show #eddie dear #originally this was gonna be a Very bloody little piece #but then my brain went 'hey. symbolism. what if the blood was flower petals. from hyacinths' #and ohhhh i couldnt pass that up #i wish i did! i would have had a lot more fun drawing a gruesome injury rather than Those Damn Flowers! #i dont know why ive latched onto the hyacinths outside the post office but my brain wont let go #ITS JUST SO SPECIFIC. why why whyyyyyy put that specific flower by this specific guy #especially flowers with Those Meanings and That Myth #*violently shaking the site* WHAT DO YOU MEANNNNNN #ok im getting myself too worked up i need to touch grass or poke the fire

[fitzs-space]

Bonk, but as a love language, you get me?

You know that thing of love languages, where you show your affection one way, and like receiving it another? yea. Sometimes you just need a homie to hit their head against yours as a way of showing you care for eachother, even if its not their usual form of lovelanguage.

A transcript below! a short one this time.

Tango: Hey Zeddy, Someone said you were struggling on a little project, We thought you’d like a few hands

Zedaph: Haha, yea, that would be great actually. Thank you guys

Anyway, EvilX, Tango, Impulse: Acts of service Gem: quality time Beef: words of affirmation Doc, Zed: Violence Touch At least in this comic

#fitzs' comics #fitzs art #hermitcraft #zedaph #tangotek #impulsesv #evil xisuma #geminitay #vintage beef #docm77 #bonk! #Gem gives softer bonks because hitting horns is normally an attacking thing for her. but she knows it's Zed showing love #Doc HOWEVER. full violence /J. fight the homies out of love #I need to restrain myself from making the “ramming the homies” jokes #Ex messaging everyone: come hit your friend. their all sad rn

[drawnfamiliarfaces]

Heroes of Millennium (HoM) AU

Act 1, Omake (Extra): Master of Time - (here)

Act 1: What was left behind. - read here

#hom au #heroes of millennium au #danny fenton #danny phantom #clockwork #dp clockwork #juniper lee #jake long #rex salazar #zak saturday #randy cunningham #kim possible #jenny wakeman #ben tennyson #;D hi! sorry this is not an update anyone expected. but i was sitting on this idea since january lol #couldnt start on it for months. but now that im making some slow progress with Act 2 outline. i decided why not? #when i started to draw hom comic i was like 'nah we dont need long winded cryptic intro with CW i want some action right away!' #and almost right after i finished act1 i was struck by this idea lol. mostly because its fun and i wanted that one last page of all homies #also an opportunity to drop some more lore ? hints. and you can also see i am depicting CW a bit differently to his canon #but also like tbh he probably wont appear in next acts like at all so xD dont take anything seriously here. this is all just in good fun ;) #CW is like that grandpa that urgently calls you to do something for him but then instantly trolls you and kicks you out

[hawkinsbnbg]

Steve has a baby fever and Eddie's a good friend who tries to help Steve out.

"You think it catches?" Eddie asked after coming inside Steve the fourth time of the day.

"Maybe," Steve mumbled, delirious and overstimulated. "You should try again. Just to be sure."

And what could Eddie do besides complying with that?

Eddie kept convincing himself they were friends. But the sight of Steve walking around with a plug keeping his come inside always drove him a bit crazy.

So when Steve asked for his help again, Eddie had agreed without a second thought.

The fact that Steve could never be pregnant didn't dissuade his determination to get Steve knocked up.

#steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #steve just needs an excuse to get that D #eddie is a simp who can never say 'no' to steve #what's a few cream pies between friends? #eddie: is it gay to breed your homie? just asking for a friend #sionewritesatmidnight

[skysurfing]

unforeseen situation

#the nights can get cold #the homies get cuddly #the situation gets violent #fueling my new found romance dawn trio needs hello #this is extra rough but it is so it counts #anw hee hee #one piece #monkey d. luffy #roronoa zoro #nami #op fanart #this is based on photos of cats yeah

[leclercsbf]

Three Fruits One Vlog

#f1 #landoscar #mctwinks #twinklaren #i don’t even need to say anything. the gifs speak for themselves #platonic homie behavior if you ask me #nothing suspcious here. nothing at all #jace gifs