#napoleon bonapart imagine

[moumouton4]

I'm just back home from watching Napoléon and omg. I need fanfictions where he just rails me under that fricking table 😩

If not I'll be the one writing for him ( I'm French after all )

#napoléon #napoleon #napoleon bonaparte #napoléon bonaparte #napoleon bonapart #napoleon bonapart x reader #napoleon bonapart smut #napoleon bonapart imagine #joaquin phoenix #joaquin phoenix napoleon

[protectionsquad24601]

"Napoleon had been denounced in the realms of the infinite and his downfall had been decided. He was an inconvenience to God."

-I constantly think about this Les Mis quote. brutal.

#obsessed with this les mis quote #imagine telling someone they're an inconvenience to God #absolutely devastating #les mis #les miserables #the brick #victor hugo #Napoleon #napoleon bonaparte #quote #book quote #victor hugo ily

[ciderbird]

Gold - Imagine Dragons

Teen Idle - Marina and the Diamonds

#so the playlist thing got out of control and I made this #this is a compensation for the fact I cannot edit actual music videos to these songs on account of there not being enough suitable footage #napoleon bonaparte #tsar alexander i #alexander i of russia #yes I said it. I like imagine dragons ok #the swan bit is Napoleon’s washbasin btw. if you even care

[skitskatdacat63]

Roleswap anyone??

Tell me Fernando wouldn't make a fantastic general/emperor, and that Napoleon wouldn't make a fanastic driver/tp!!

#this might be the most mentally ill thing ive drawn yet.... #lmao im like ah this would be a funny idea to draw #and then got WAAYYYYY more into drawing napoleon #to the point of cuteness aggression and sadness that him in f1 isnt real :( #cofi and i made up a whole lore and plot line so if you want a pt 2 of that hmu LMAO #but briefly: hes a driver(2 wdc btw) who got kicked out for smth and then came back as a tp again to torment his former rivals #gahhhhh why is he so cute why isnt he real :( i would stan him so hard you dont understand #with his cute little lesbian bob and introverted but brave and outspoken demeanor.... #his mechanics and team in general are all tall men who love to pick him up #but god the plot is just so fun and compelling that it makes me sad that kinda driver doesnt exist irl #my greatest dream is for someone from the actual napoleon fandom to see this #bcs its weird enough for you guys so i cant even imagine what theyd think #BUT PLEASEEE #anyways. this is a very odd post. but im very proud of it :) #lmao this is just like one step closer to actually writing my proper manifesto about it #but yeah i posted that silly meme the other day and it got way more notes that i expected so maybe this will be appealing too? #girls who cannot draw normal fanart #<- like seriously i wont draw napoleon in his normal clothes and fernando vice versa but no prob with the reverse?? my brain... #f1 #formula 1 #fernando alonso #nandopoleon alonsoparte #napoleon bonaparte #napoleon #catie.art

[etsu-silly]

Can't believe we could've had Napoleon in the Russian army

#now imagine napoleon being alexanders loyal subject #wahhhhhhhhh #napoleon bonaparte

[sysig]

Blusters in, flusters out (Patreon)

#Doodles #Wander Over Yonder #Emperor Awesome #Commander Peepers #Yet again some light Eyesome - at Least on the friendship side of things <3 #Drawing Awesome's big smile-laugh was so fun ahh ♥ His mouth and teeth shape with his gums showing! The fact both eyes are hidden! #His hand grabbing his chest lol ♪ I was thinking the way Chris Evans laughs haha #And then pulling a ''Cute'' on Peeps hehe <3 He's said that before when he's being mean! (Though I like to think he also meant it lol) #He probably thinks cute is lame :P But cute is cute! Girls can be cute Peepers can be cute dolls can be cute! Cute runs the gamut! #I am so pleased with the little blush hashmarks where Awesome pinched him haha ♪ He is So pissed #It seems like Watchdog eyes can be touched - lightly - or at least they can choose to touch things with their eyes open #Biting/licking tends to be a closed-eye activity but Peepers has been seen drinking with his eye open! It's interesting #I think it'd probably be uncomfortable but not painful - I dunno whether to think of Watchdog eyes as being more or less moist haha #If they're more then they'd have a thicker mucus membrane to protect them - almost like frog skin? #But if it's less then it's almost more like plain skin itself - self-hydrating but thicker #I guess it comes down to what parts of the eye are actually ''eye'' lol - maybe just the iris? Though veins are visible in the sclera! #And they do clearly have eyelids and the ability to blink so they need flexible smooth-moving opaque skin on top :0 Not like a shell haha #Their helmets - Peepers' especially - act more like a shell which is very cute :) I love Peepers' ridiculous ''widows peak'' haha <3 #Feel free to imagine the rest of Awesome as him leaning as far back as possible as he walks away lol #Kicking myself quietly for going with ''Napoleon'' rather than ''Bonaparte'' I think it would've flowed better and been a bit more clever #How does he know who Napoleon Bonaparte is and what he's referring to? Counterpoint what the hell is ''Bon Appétit'' - Wander & Peepers #Lol #Gone as quick as he came #He'll be back in no time to bother him again haha

[empirearchives]

I feel like if Napoleon and Josephine ever actually had a child, they probably would have been an evil genius. Honestly think God looked down and was like, no offense but no. I can’t let that happen. The combo of those two is so scary

#Josephine’s dark side scares me #and Napoleon was a savant #I imagine that they would have actually ruled the world lmao #Napoleon #josephine bonaparte #napoleon bonaparte #empress josephine #napoleonic era #19th century #history memes #history #Napoelonic era #frev #Napoleon meme #first french empire #France #France memes #text post #text post memes #funny #humour #humor #french revolution #napoleonic #french #mine #tumblr text posts #text posts

[eterna-ween]

postal brain damaged, but its fred bonaparte. would be insane

#i was cackling at this idea a few days ago #psychonauts #asylum scrabbles #psychonauts napoleon #psychonauts napoleon bonaparte #psychonauts fred #fred bonaparte #postal #postal brain damaged #worlds worst crossover imaginable #blood //

[ic-napology]

Another visit?! Featuring Murat✨️

I know it should be Lemarois who introduced Josephine to Napoleon's office (always talking about that famous meeting). But Murat seems too much the type who forgets duty and stuff - in a good-natured way - if he can be kind with ladies. Like Lumière. I found him fit to be the one who makes Napoleon meet someone special.

#even if he then gets yelled at #he's going to get used to it :( #murat #joachim murat #FINALLY #jojo character before it was cool #and napoleon making expressions #in my drawings he rarely does them and i hate this #but somehow his face is more difficult to imagine with expressions #napoleon bonaparte #josephine #napoleon's family #my art

[joachimnapoleon]

Innocently browsing the PlayStation Store after work and—

What fresh hell is this?

…

Scrolling down to the screenshots to see how much worse this can get—

They want $23.49 for this, and I just don’t hate myself enough to pay it.

#☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️ #for some reason I can imagine Fouché laughing from beyond the grave #Napoleon #Napoleon Bonaparte #video games

[moumouton4]

Hello :3

Pretty please could you write a Napoleon x reader

Where napoleon gets freaky with reader under the table, like in the movie ;3

Thank you so much, :D

Under The Table || Napoléon Bonaparte x reader

A/n : Hello pumpkin ! I'm so grateful for your request because since I've watched the movie I just wanted to write a fic about it so thank you ! 🍨

A/n 2 : As you may know I'm French and I live about 20 min from the Castle of Rueil-Malmaison ( yeah that's a flew lol look at that ) I decided to write the 2 dialogues in French but the translation will follow right after don't y'all worry 😂

Warnings : no mention of gender for reader, sex under the table, kinda exhibitionism, oral!reader receiver, penetrative sex, cream pie, implicit bathtub sex, 18+ READERS ONLY and wrap it before you tap it

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I don’t give permission to repost my work, if you want to share it just reblogue it

Word count : 917

Sitting a the banket table, finishing the divine meal you just had, with a good dessert, you couldn't help but feel an intense gaze on you

Dipping your spoon in your chocolate mousse once more, you made sure it was full before bringing it back to your lips, still feeling that same lingering gaze following your every move

As you turn the spoon in your mouth, you couldn't help but keep staring everywhere in the room, everywhere but at him. It was just the power he seemed to have over you, even after all those years

Licking the back of the spoon clean, you heard him groan under his breath at the other side of the table

Finally gathering enough courage to look up, you could see him biting on his lip, he wanted you, there was no doubt about it. It was as if the whole night you had spent having sex wasn’t enough for to sat his appetite

He blinks oh so slowly, squinting his eyes at you as he manages to looks even more intently at you, and you know exactly was is going to happen after

You knew that he was man to take what he wanted without needed for permission, but he rendered you nevertheless speechless when he slipped down his chair and under the table, making his way towards you on all four

You swallowed nervously knowing very well that the maître d’hôtel was still in the dining room, and also very aware of what was about to unfold, even if he didn’t show it. Though his job asked for it, he didn’t bat an eyelash, standing up straight, staring at the wall in front of him, waiting for an order from the master or mistress of the house

Now that he was in front of you, his hands came to strongly rest on your knees before pushing them open, revealing your most intimate parts to him

He then quickly pushed the fabrics that needed to be pushed and removed the cloth that was blocking access to his 2nd dessert

You heard him groan again as he glanced at your arousal, he didn’t need anymore second to feel the need to devour you completely

That’s how he started eating you out, sucking at your flesh and drinking every juices your body was eager to give him. Meanwhile your face was bright red as you did your best to cover any moans from the waiter’s ears

You also breathed out when after some time of receiving oral you didn’t feel anything itch, for once the Cosican man didn’t eat anything spicy - maybe he had this in mind all along

On the other hand, you can feel how forcefully his tongue pushes against your intimacy, as if he were hungry, hungry for you

Though after eating it like that, he starts feeling himself throb in his pants, his balls tightening in a way that screams his need to cum soon. He is not the type to be able to cum from only giving an oral, but he is clearly the type that goes feral while or after giving one. His cock needs the stimulation of your pulsing walls now

He doesn’t bother to know if you came from his oral ministrations or not, you’re going to cum around his cock anyways

His hands seizes your hips and with a swift pull he brings you under the table with him, before lying you on the cold white tiled floor

“Dehors !” he screams at the man that was still in the room, his voice booming against the walls of the dining room of his Castle of Rueil-Malmaison. The latter didn’t need anything more, before almost zooming out the room ( “Out !” )

Now that he has you all to himself, Napoléon doesn’t waste any more time in taking off his waistcoat for greater range of motion

Before you know it his cock is pushing past your tight hole, until he is fully sheathed inside you

If you ask for time to adjust to his size, he won’t stay still, though he will move his hips way more carefully than he would have if you didn’t ask

But after a moment, he just unleashes his full wrath and passion, snapping his hips against yours, his mouth nipping at your tender flesh as his movements stay relentless

His obsessive passion for you is emanating through every actions he makes, and at this point he is fucking you so hard, that you know you’re back is going to hurt a little bit after

Even with the great amount of stamina he has, your husband is like every other man and after something like 20 minutes of hard fucking, and having you climax and milk his throbbing member, he is on the verge of ecstasy

The room, once filled with the rhythmic sounds of flesh against flesh now quiets, as his hips now pushed flush against yours stills, as he comes and pours his semen inside you, the only thing that can be heard now is your heavy breathings and the pounding of your hearts in your ears

He kisses your lips once more, as if his mouth didn't spend the past moments stuck on it before speaking with a still husky voice "Allons dans la baignoire, ma Chère, mmh ? J'ai l'impression que nous avons des affaires à régler là-bas" ( “Let’s take you to the bathtub my Dear, mmh ? I feel like we have some unfinished business to attend over there” )

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[sunsolii]

Napoleon is literally the personification of the meme 'be careful who you bully/call ugly in middle school'. Some of his classmates might've been under his command during the Italian campaign, some of them might've gone to Egypt with him, some of them might've also fought with him during the coalition! THEY WERE UNDER HIS RULE WHEN MOFO BECAME EMPEROR!!! Naps really showed those kids he ain't playing no games

#napoleon bonaparte #napoleonic era #this just popped into my mind #imagine what those kids thought when they realized the kid they bullied in school is now their emperor

[ciderbird]

Louis Constant was really like I’m not repeating this gay shit here again you already know how it goes

#you know they were so sick of it fr #I like to imagine how after Tilsit Napoleon takes any opportunity to talk about Alexander and everyone just groans whenever he mentions him #napoleon bonaparte #alexander i of russia #louis constant wairy #tilsit treaties

[ayumunoya]

This came into mail today! I've read only few scenes but I am already excited. The script includes cutted out scenes or completely lost scenes, so I will post some here too. 💙❤️💙

#I am trying to imagine the scenes without envisioning the film too... #Napoléon #abel gance #napoleon bonaparte #Napoleon 1927

[profeyandere]

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[amenomiko]

MC: Napoleon, I can't sleep ╥﹏╥

Napoleon: Come here. *Pulls her to his chest and pats her slowly*

MC: (*´∨`*)❤❤❤❤❤

Also Napoleon, 5 seconds later: Zzzzz... =q=

MC: ʕʘ̅͜ʘ̅ʔ...

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