#n mine ever was

[farlooms]

i know its the jewish bias but tbh i genuinely fucking hate xmas time so much

#kage rattles #i have an interfaith family & my dad/stepmom r xtian and so xmas is always a fucking Thing and this yr its particularly infuriating #my stepmoms always fucking insufferable but xmas eve & xmas is NO exception. these r the days shes the absolute worst #between the fact that shes acting like everythings normal and she didnt fuckin throw me out #and the fact shes being. Her. i just want this shit over with i want to go HOME #the most guaranteed way to get me to be mad at you is to get mad at me for doing something that You Are Also Doing. #it happens SO fucking often i am SO tired of people doing this shit and its sometimes with people i otherwise like too which is the WORST #bc i dont WANT to be mad at them when it happens but i fucking AM #my stepmom does this fucking Thing where she WONT listen to me and then get mad because shes not listening and then fucking get mad at ME #and claim that IM not listening #it makes me so Fucking mad. i cannot wait for the day i can cut her off and never see her again #ive been trying to be like ''ohhggh well maybe for my sisters sakes i'll try to maintain a bit of a relationship'' but nah not anymore #not after throwing me out like she did #im so fucking angry #this time of year fucking sucks i fucking hate xmas and i hate my stepmother so much. i miss my real mom #and i want my REAL dad. my STEPdad. because hes actually my father i dont care. not biologically but hes a far better father to me tha #n mine ever was

[s-aint-elmo]

Falin has been nearsighted since she was little, and has a habit of squinting when she's looking at things. —Delicious in Dungeon World Guide: The Adventurer's Bible

she should have been at the optometrist's

(ID in alt text)

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #falin touden #marcille donato #laios touden #doodles #mine #falin's closed eyes canonically just being squinting is one of the funniest word of god additions to a story ever #noticing how she started keeping them open post-rez n being like ''wow that's such a cool way to introduce a disconnect between the falin w #heard of n the falin we're meeting now. i wonder how this plays into the dragon thing'' and it's just. it's just. She Can See Now #i do think if she ever did get glasses they'd be no use bc she doesn't like wearing them. marcille has to wrestle them onto her face #after wrestling them out of laios's hands #protip: they're in their flashback designs bc that chapter is burned into my brain permanently. laimar one-sided enemies to besties + #farcille cheek-pinching as a love language 5ever

[expressingexperience]

#mine #dreamcore #weirdcore #strangecore #oddcore #words #dereality #nostalgia #nature #deer #it's really a command #u ever relax and stil stress urself cause u could be doing something? #well ur ruining ur relaxation drown urself out n chilll

[mail-me-a-snail]

feeling lonely in the oldest house? all too uncomfortably aware of your own mortality as a human being? bring your best friend in science dr. darling around with you to stave off the existential dread!

don't need a cheery buddy shadowing your every move? how about a masterclass in misery?

2010's best crime fiction writer is now a bestseller in toy form! slam him against a wall! throw him into the ocean lake! read to him at night; keep him happy and the dark presence happier!

batteries may not be included, but the anxiety is!

#alan wake #control game #dr darling #casper darling #digital art #artists on tumblr #doodle #mine #my art #REMEDY GAMES LETS GET ON IT IM DOIN ALL THE GATDAMN MERCH WORK OVER HERE! #snif. my guys ever #this ask is super old i apologize but i only just now got around to drawing smthing for it #darlings mustache glasses n bowtie are felt

[leonbastralle]

some screenshots of me and my wife's sdv co-op over the years in honor of the new update!

#stardew valley #sdv #mine #my sunshine #just have been seeing so much sdv and it made me go into my folders n look #sadly i dont have a lot of pictures but maybe in the next iteration of our farm i will take more #last square was our wedding looks <3 #we only ever made it to marriage that one time bc of how difficult it is #but it was worth it for sure

[randomminty]

Yeahlow

#art tag #pokemon #pokespe yellow #pokespe #pokemon special #i wish i had the first ever drawing i did of yellow i think thatd be a fun comparison #i think i do sctually….. shes been w me through so much #when i was 9 i would draw eyelashes onto yellow after the ponytail reveal in gsc but now youll NEVER see me drawing her w eyelashes #i also like pause before i decide what pronouns i should use for her #so i think thats some sort of character development for me #once i bought the last gsc volume onto my school bus and showed it to a friend of mine and she like #pointed to green oak and went why does the boy have eyelashes 😐 #n i was like i dont CARE i need to tell you why red x yellow is canon #more character development from me i dont really ship them anymore. same w blue and green. as a pokespe fan ive changed so much #i need to reread dpp i miss the trio so muuuhc…….. i iwhs they couldve returned int he manga and get why not but. i miss the #is swsh nearly over im not up to date at all. i know the dlcs happening but thats it #i wanna see what the scvi protags will be like. and which ones scarlet and which ones violet #and how they handle to version diffs ooo….. two schools? double dead argen parents? #ARVEN sorry. but yea. exciting #WHAT school will each rival be in what about clavel and the teachers ??!!???!??!!?!??!? anyway #thats enougb rambling for one post. goot bye

[bylertruther]

little spoon will who is perfectly content to be a little teddy bear tht gets manhandled n snuggled bc he sleeps like a cold rock x big spoon mike that Firmly Grasps tht mf and goes so far as to swing his leg over will too essentially caging him in and treating him like a stress toy almost. will holds on to mike's hand or arm and mike buries his face in will's neck or whtever. this is real and true

#byler #will shifts in the night n mike immediately pulls him right back or scoots closer n buries his face in will's back or neck etc #literally jus does Not let tht man get away (not tht will ever would like lets be serious. look at canon) #byler hc #mine

[wistfulwatcher]

Everyone's eager to meet you.

#yellowjackets #yellowjacketsedit #lottienatedit #natalie scatorccio #lottie matthews #nataliescatorccioedit #lottiematthewsedit #mine #edit #* #scene* #sweat* #otp: you keep coming back alive don't you #otp #OK BUT WHY WAS THIS THE HOTTEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN #WHO SHOT THIS WHO TOLD JULIETTE TO DO THIS DID SHE CHOOSE THIS HERSELF #I NEED FUCKING A N S W E R S #(real talk i was like fine with lottienat before but didn't really ~see it personally but nOW) #((m*stynat is still my true otp but this was INSANE))

[luck-of-the-drawings]

[<==PREV PAGES] [NEXT PAGE==>(not out yet.wait a year.or maybe more.imagine.]

saw alot of comments on prev pages; saying 'i HATE that mean teacher! im gonna FIGHT HIM!!' & i LOVE the energy!! it WOULD be nice. to have that catharsis. but the story of young tidestrider is Not one of catharsis. it is a story of being so small and so special and sucking so bad.

#jrwi fanart #jrwi show #jrwi riptide #gillion tidestrider #GONNA START FORMATTING MY COMICS BETTER. W THE PROPER 'PREV' 'NEXT' LINKS #REALLY DIDNT EXPECT TO CONTINUE THIS SERIES BUT AAAUUUHH MY BRRAAAIN MY BRAIN IS SO IDEASSS. I HAVE 3 OTHER PAGES SKETCHED OUT #NO PROMISES ILL FINISH EM ANY TIME SOON OR EVER. MY WHIMS ARE THEIR OWN BEAST AND I ONLY DRAW ON MY WHIMS #THAT BEING SAID IF U COMMISSIONED ME ILL GEEETT TO YOUUU IM SORRYYYY. ART IS AN EMOTIONAL RELEASE FOR ME N BABY I HAVE EMOTIONS. #ESPECIALLY ABOUT GILLION TIDESTRIDER CHAMPION OF THE UNDERSEA HERO OF THE DEEP.for the desc here i put smth that i typed up in the tags of #another thing i made. i gotta make a proper Baby Gillion tag or smth. eventually.. eventually...I LOVE DRAWIN THIS LIL BABY GUY.. #i also LOVE depicting the teachers as just being so fuckin mean. ofc theres variation in that. just like in all things.like the teacher her #idk if itll be mentioned but the octo lady is named Ms Octburn.an octopus pun based off the name of an actual councilor i had #when i was in elementary school i got bullied alot but teachers never did anything. i hated adults and didnt trust them. #but this councilor o mine was so genuinely sweet. i remember spending alot of time w her. she doesnt work there anymore. #but that one school adult that actually earns ur trust and is there for you when they can be.its SO important for a child i think #i hope she knows how much she helped me.youll see in the next page that ms octburn isnt perfect either.but she tries. they all try.somehow. #ALL these comics are gonna be inspired by somesorta experience o mine in the school system. school is so fucked up u ever thing abt that #AND GILLIOOOOONNN IN THE MOST FUCKED UP LITTLE SCHOOL OF ALL. MAINTAINED BY A CULT. CENTERED AROUND HIM. OUR CHOSEN ONE #I IMAGINE ALOT BANKS ON HIS SUCCESS. THIS IS THE WORLD. THE WHOLE WORLD. THE PROPHECY IS GOING TO COME TRUE N UR TELLIN ME #THAT ITS THIS LITTLE IDIOT THATS GONNA BE SAVING US? WHAT IF HE FAILS. IF HE CANT GET THIS RIGHT THEN HE WILL FAIL AND WE WILL DIE #WE NEED TO TRAIN HIM. WE NEED HIM TO LEARN. AND TO SUCCEED. OR ELSE WE'RE DEAD. WE'RE ALL FUCKING DEAD. I IMAGINE THAT MUST BE STRESSFUL #in other news i hope ppl actually giggle when they read these. they ARE intended to be comical. dark humor or whatever. like its also sad #this is intended to be a sad comic series. but a funny one too. does that make sense? god i hope so.saw some1 say they had flashbacks- #-reading this. like YES!! THE INTENDED EFFECT!! YOU GET ME!! i love seeing ppl get upset on this lil baby boys behalf. i LOVE seeing ppl- #-wail n weep n cry in the comments. i LOOOVE seeing ppl RELATE to baby gillion. and i love letting u all know that this wont be a happycomi #gillion gets his happiness arc in the actual show. this series is one of unfortunate events. teehehehe. do u guys remember that show #i keep listening to the lil songs from A Series of Unfortunate Events for inspiration. GOOD STUFF!! #anyway uuhh uhh thats all i got in my brain. for now. feed me ur comments give me ur input i NNEEEEEDD THHEEEMMMM

[mirkwoodmunson]

lovie!!! i cannnot stop thinking about clumsy eddie! - we all saw his goofy lil run, there aint no way he doesnt get clumsy in the height and loss of his own feelings

SO- what if eddie and reader get lost in kissing each other in the kitchen or on the way to his room, and eddie knocks them into walls, corners, side; they stumble around; and its all giggly and cute-

wow-

yEAH WOW 🤩🤩

because especially earlier on — after he first gets to experience you, you in his bed — he’s still learning how to handle you, how to handle himself with you, because god help him eddie can’t help but get all excitable and giddy and eager when he has you in his arms making those sounds you make.

when he sneaks up on you in the kitchen, distracted by the bag of popcorn rotating in the microwave, you’re thankful wayne has left for his shift as you shriek over the cacophony of his cackles, fingers tickling into your sides as he pulls you into him and blows raspberries against the back of your neck.

“ED WHAT THE FUCK!!”

“YOOOOU’LL NEVER ESCAPE MEEE!”

lord, he was on one tonight; scary movies always got him worked up.

he rotates and corners you as you squeal, the only thing loud enough to match your combined laughter is the rapid popping coming from the microwave — though you’ve already completely spaced on it, thanks to your feral boyfriend, who is now holding your cheeks in his hands and peppering noisy, sloppy wet kisses all over your face as you half-heartedly shove him away, feigning disgust.

“eeewwww not the kisses! not the wet kisses!” you try bringing a splayed hand between your faces, clamping it over eddie’s mouth, but he just growls and smooches into it, eventually nipping down on the skin between your thumb and index finger.

“wha? y’don’ li’e my kishesh??” he mumbles around your flesh, giving you the puppy eyes that make your heart flutter.

“nooooo not those kisses,” you whine.

he drops your hand like a dog dropping a stick and smirks, ducks his head and brushes his lips over yours, ghost of a breath fanning across them and making you shudder as you grin.

“like this?” eddie asks.

“mmmm… getting there,” you offer, sarcasm lacing your words but you can’t help the blush taking over your cheeks, giggling softly.

nudging his nose along yours he snorts and then quickly pecks your lips.

“how ‘bout that?”

“sooooo close.”

eddie rests palms on your hips, slides them around behind you and pulls you in by the small of your back, smiling all the while as he takes his time now to take your bottom lip between his, running his tongue over it as he kisses you so sweetly, so gently it makes you sigh pleasantly against his mouth, relaxing into him.

and then he bites you. of course. he latches his teeth onto your lip in a firm pinch, clasping you to him and growling as you yelp and whine and bat his shoulder.

“ooww eds, staaaahp!”

“i vaant to suck your blooood!” he dramatically lifts his head and then drops it, nibbling and kissing into your neck — that and the awful dracula imitation sending you into a fit a giggles and squeals as you lean into the attention. it made up for the pinched lip, and you didn’t mind the warm shiver down your spine as he nipped and kissed and breathed against the sensitive skin.

“oh nooo, nooo! the big scary vampire got me!” you swoon playfully, going a little limp in his arms as he laughs. “i hope he doesn’t steal me away to his lair!” you dramatically splay a hand against your forehead, really playing into the damsel role. eddie can’t help but laugh as you do so, goofy grin stubbornly staying put as he tries to play evil.

“I THINK—!” he can’t help a snort and you drop your head against his shoulder, both of you shaking with silent laughter. “I THINK I WILL STEAL YOU AWAY TO MY LAIR!!” you throw it back again with a wheeze at that, and eddie breathes laughter into you as he kisses you.

still holding you to him he begins to walk backwards out of the kitchen, stumbling a little as neither of you can keep from laughing, keep from kissing in between the giggles. in your distracted states, eddie accidentally steps on your toes and you yelp, the surprise and effort to quickly move his foot away making him stumble even further, backwards into the hallway where his back collides with the adjacent wall, making your surroundings rattle. you fall into him and he pulls you up into another red-faced, breathy kiss as you can hardly hold yourselves together, guts starting to ache with your amusement.

you snake hands up his front to grasp fistfuls of his shirt, pulling him into you hungrily as now it’s your turn to bite, nipping at his lips before trailing south to mar his jawline. the laughter gets softer, breathier, but you’re still giggling as you pull him away from the wall and guide him further down the hall, lips and teeth still marking his skin.

the hungrier you get, however, eddie does doubly so, and without even realizing he has you panting softly as his hands roam up your shirt as you lead him, up your soft sides to hold you at the dip of your spine and pull you closer, closer so he can briefly press himself against you and tease what you’re doing to him.

“mmmyour lair’s’too far away, mr. vampire,” you mewl against him, faltering in your step slightly which prompts eddie to halt you and press you back into the wall, snorting even as he kisses you till you’re out of breath.

“good thing i’m, like, really fucking fast,” eddie all but growls, and before you have time to react he’s attempting to hoist you up by the backs of your thighs, just under your rear, pulling you up into him as you yelp with the loss of footing. your arms lock around his neck as you bury laughter into the crook of his neck, holding onto him for dear life as he tries to scurry away with you.

“MINE! MINE FOREVER!!” he’s cackling and you’re practically shrieking with giggles, bouncing in his arms with each step, clinging to him tight.

and far be it from eddie to watch where he’s going, keep track of his footing as he carries you, as when he thinks he’s reached the fully closed door to his bedroom, what he’s actually reached is the partially closed door to his bedroom — and when eddie leans back into it for balance, he finds it’s completely thrown out the window as you both stumble and fall backwards into his room.

the door slams open with the force, and eddie squeezes you to him as he tumbles backwards, shielding you from the fall against his chest as he grunts with the force of it. a cacophony of chaos and yet the two of you are still dying with laughter there on the floor of eddie’s room, a shuddering pile of wheezes and gasps and snorts.

eddie holds your cheeks and lifts your head, checking you over while you’re nearly in tears with glee.

“sh-shit! shit! y-you okay babe?? speak to me!! speak to me y/n, tell me you’re alright!!” he wails with increasingly sarcasm-laden dramatics and squeezes your cheeks. you sputter with giggles as your lips are compressed by his palms, unable to even try to answer as you’re wracked with all-consuming amusement. because eddie is nothing if not all-consuming.

down the hall in the kitchen, the microwave starts to beep, while from eddie’s room the sounds of kisses and laughter give it the finger.

#you guys ever seen monster house #y you guys know bones from monster house #it’s like that scene in monster house where bones tackles z off the couch #eddie is a much nicer bones #THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS ASK HLHKKGKKG I LOVE DOING CLUMSY FERAL EDDIE #eddie munson #stranger things #eddie munson fanfic #eddie munson ficlet #eddie munson drabble #eddie munson fanfiction #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson x you #eddie munson x y/n #eddie munson fluff #eddie munson chaos #eddie munson imagine #feral eddie munson #💌 #mine #1k

[regulus-blacks-lover]

42 w Regulus

#42: “stay quiet”

Summary/Warnings: Regulus Black x (f) Reader hide in a closet to avoid detention. Includes praise & fingering, also some *very* light choking.

Also @ whoever decided that Regulus's go-to petname was 'dove' you are so smart and I want to kiss you

You'd known Sirius Black had a penchant for pranks, but you never expected his stoic brother to be the same way.

"Regulus!" You hissed. He'd somehow convinced you to be his lookout as he carried out his prank. It wasn't until you arrived that you realized his prank involved casting a charm to make a classroom disappear.

And not just any classroom. Professor McGonagall's classroom.

You could hear someone approaching. Whoever it was walked quickly, their footsteps clicking purposefully against stone. You'd recognise those footsteps anywhere.

"Regulus!" You said, voice slightly more panicked. "It's her! She's coming!"

He whirled around, a triumphant smirk on his face. Behind him, you saw that the door to Professor McGonagall's classroom had disappeared.

You didn't have time to register anything else before Regulus pulled you down the hallway, quickly around a corner, and pushed you into an unassuming broom cupboard, closing the door behind the pair of you.

Your back was pressed into a broom rack. A sliver of light under the door illuminated the closet just enough for you to make out a few shadows. Next to you, Regulus let out a whispery laugh. You couldn't help but grin back at him, though you weren't sure he could see.

"What in the- Ooh I don't have time for this." Came McGonagall's voice.

Suddenly, a pair of cool hands came to rest on your hips. You sucked in a sharp breath at the sensation.

Standing behind you, Regulus whispered, "Shhh, dove. Wouldn't want to get caught, would we?"

You could feel him smirking as he lowered his head and began peppering kisses down your neck. His hands began to wander, one tracing along your collarbone and the other lifting the hem of your skirt.

"Reg-" You began, but paused as he found the buttons of your blouse, deftly unbuttoning it so he'd have better access. His long fingers swept under the top of your bra. Instinctively, you flattened your back against his chest and he bit at your ear.

"Do you like that, little dove?" He asked teasingly.

You could only nod as his fingers twisted around your nipple.

Outside in the hallway, Professor McGonagall's pacing footsteps grew louder and you could hear her muttering to herself as she undoubtedly looked for the culprit.

Regulus pushed your skirt up around your waist and pulled your underwear to the side. "Hmmm. So wet for me already, aren't you my dove?" He hummed in your ear, and you suppressed a moan at his words. "That's right my darling. You'd best stay quiet now. Wouldn't want to get caught now, would we?"

And with that, Regulus slid a finger inside you. You bit your lip to stop yourself from whimpering. His pace was merciless, one finger pumping in and out of your pussy while his thumb circled your clit.

He wrapped a gentle hand around your throat as your legs began to shake uncontrollably, whispering in your ear again, "Shhh."

As if you needed the reminder. Being caught by McGonagall would be one thing, but to be caught by McGonagall like this? You'd never live it down.

Regulus added a second finger to your cunt, and pressed so hard on your clit you swore your vision went white. He removed his hand from your throat, wrapping his arm around your waist instead, holding you up.

"Just like that." He whispered, "Just like that, dove. Come on my fingers like a good girl."

It pushed you over the edge, and he knew it, continuing to pump his fingers in and out as you came down from your high.

"Such a good girl for me," He said again, smoothing your skirt back down over your thighs.

You turned to face him and he pulled you into a deep kiss. You could just barely taste yourself on his tongue.

You pulled away as McGonagall's footsteps finally receded down the hallway. "Next time, Regulus," you said, "you'll be the lookout."

#reg fic mine #regulus black x reader #regulus black x y/n #regulus black #marauders fics #r.a.b #regulus black x you #regulus black smut #this is honestly one of the hottest things i've ever written #send tweet #my writing

[andy-clutterbuck]

✨ the actual 2024 Oscar winner for Best Picture ✨

#yeah i can still trash shit post #some things never change #would love to get my witch hands in #some people are just blessed by the hair gods #whereas mine needs to be coddled like a colic -y baby to look presentable #thx dad #Unicorn Clutterbuck over here #nigel and laura knew some magic no one else will ever understand #*runs hand through it like it's a wheat field and i'm a sad lonely farm girl who only has a bitchy horse... #...and a dream of 'not just bein' a wife momma' #is it friday yet #A N E S T #as a well know bird lady i am nesting

[genderkoolaid]

okay something ive been curious about is how people feel about their self harm scars. because mine are really important to me and I honestly feel love for them, and i enjoy when they are visible.

also this includes people who have any kind of permenant mark from self harm. and tbh if you have only self harmed in a way that leaves temporary marks then feel free to answer this too, or if you used to have some but now they aren't visible

#also this is not bc i get a lot of compliments on them #lord knows almost every member of family has said Something about them & my mother made me cry the first time she saw them #but they are important to me and i feel comforted by them #they feel like something very personal & smth thats truly my own #i absolutely do not blame people for having any sort of reaction towards theirs #my cousin has been getting his covered by REALLY fucking sick tattoos n im very happy for him #im just curious bc i dont feel like ive ever seen someone talk about their relationship w their scars in a way that feels similar to mine #m. #self harm tw

[bigbaras]

might repost all of prison break here eventually, but this is definitely my all time favorite drawing of dream ;v;

prison break is a multi-part comic i drew of a hypothetical escape and canon-divergent plot before the actual prison break happened in lore. you can read it all here!

#dreblr #dream fanart #mcyt #dsmp fanart #c!dream #prison break is so bittersweet for me #one of my biggest accomplishments and yet i haven't finished it and dont know if i ever will ;n; #but i still love it and have it to thank for blowing me up in the community #mine

[khaotunq]

enneagram series - type 8: sean, not me "Self-confident, strong, and assertive. Protective, resourceful, straight-talking, and decisive, but can also be ego-centric and domineering. Must control their environment, especially people, sometimes becoming confrontational and intimidating. Typically have problems with their tempers and with allowing themselves to be vulnerable." [x]

#not me #not me the series #notmeedit #sean not me #asianlgbtqdramas #mine: enneagram series #my gifs #my edits #mine: not me #mine: sean #mine: off jumpol #i will fight death itself for him #was sean ever given a surname idk oh well #maybe he's just a one-name artist. like p!nk or prince or cher #the song for 8 makes me insane btw #it's one of the few times in my life a song has brought me to tears #yes ok i was in a depressive episode at the time but stILL #this song is sEAN SEAN SEAN SEAN SE A N #every fucking line

[autochroma]

catherine would 100% be an immaculate one enjoyer

#fe3h #fire emblem three houses #catherine #rhea #cathrhea #fe #mine #she'd think dragon rhea is the coolest thing ever #is dragon riding actually feasible? idk but i made her do it #rip 2 her thighs n butt