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stellabyystarlight · 7 months
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fellow woman lovers how are we feeling about olivia (I'm months late) (used ref)
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hoegender · 10 months
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my worst wedding plot prediction
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ashipiko · 10 months
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CLEAR SKIES FOR WEDDING CRASHING!
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man. WOWZA. WHOEVER THIS ETHAN GUY IS MAN..... 😳 HMU ANYTIME
extra under cut <3
but also I do hope that there’s at least one explosion 🙏 MANIFESTING
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yurayura-kurage · 9 months
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A3! Troupe Event: MY WORST WEDDING | Event Story Translation (1/11)
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Neither Japanese nor English is my first language so please forgive me if I made mistake. However, feel free to point me out, I’d love to hear your feedbacks on the translation ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶
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.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.
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Azami: “She is my fated partner. I was sitting next to her at the cafe, and ever since our eyes met, I knew it was what was called love at first sight.”
Izumi: (Following what we did before with Spring and Summer Troupe, the rookie Azami-kun will be the lead of Autumn Troupe’s 10th performance, Sakyo-san will be the co-lead.)
(This time, Tsuzuru-kun also came up with the script according to the lead - Azami-kun’s request but…)
Azami: “Hello? Sorry, I didn’t intend to disturb you today but… I have something needed confirming about the arrangements for tomorrow’s wedding.”
Izumi: (Indeed, I didn’t expect Taichi-kun to play a female role again in Autumn Troupe’s performance.)
Sakyo: I can still sense Noah in her nuance.
Azami: She sounds manlike.
Taichi: It’s hard to switch into a different role in an instant~!
Izumi: Well, in some ways, this role is even harder than the lead role…
(This time, Taichi-kun will play both Noah - a friend of the groom Ethan played by Azami-kun, and the marriage swindler Olivia who deceives the groom…)
(This is our troupe's very first dual role. In order to fulfill Azami-kun's request of including a role that he can put tons of makeup on, things have become like this.)
(Since we did the special makeup during the Undead performance, this time the makeup will be focused on woman, and what’s more is a bad woman who looks good with heavy makeup but...)
Taichi: This is my first time challenging to change into another role this quick so I'm really nervous!
Banri: If needed I can take on your role instead.
Taichi: Uhm... Now that I've self-run for this role, I'll do something about it...!
Juza: It's an unprecedented challenge, I think it will no doubt be a valuable experience.
Omi: He has definitely become more reliable since Zero so if it's Taichi, it'll be okay.
Taichi: Thanks y'all! I'll do my best to make A-chan fall in love at first glance!
Azami: Well... Good luck.
Sakyo: Bon too, you're the one to talk. In the scene where Ethan talks about Olivia as usual, I can't feel the yearning love for his beloved fiancée Olivia.
Azami: Not really... That scene is good. I'm gonna be betrayed in marriage fraud after all.
Sakyo: That’s why it is unnecessary. The play won’t be convincing unless the audience can understand you’re so blindly in love that you’re being scammed.
Azami: —No matter what you say ‘bout l-love, I just don’t get it—.
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Izumi: (For Azami-kun who is not good at talking about love, playing a role who is obsessed with his fiancée might be indeed difficult.)
(At first we had a discussion about the wedding theme for this play, but Azami-kun said love stories were impossible for him, so we changed to the marriage fraud.)
(Although the main focus of this play is the action battle with a criminal organization that has the marriage swindler in, Ethan’s feelings are also important…)
(Compared to that, James - another groom who is also deceived by Olivia, played by Sakyo-san, is perfect. Maybe that’s the difference in life experience.)
Banri: Well, isn’t it impossible for Azami to fall for Olivia now? He’s Taichi no matter how you look at.
Taichi: With A-chan’s makeup after this, I’m gonna turn into a really beautiful villainess as planned~!
Banri: Come to think of it, I had thought of how the quick change would be done, but that’s surely a problem.
Izumi: In the last part, Taichi-kun will be changing from Noah to Olivia, right.
Banri: We have consulted with Tsuzuru about some script adjustments but still can’t carve out time for Azami to directly do the makeup for Taichi.
Omi: Ethan and James also have to change their costumes quickly…
Juza: Noah can’t come out with Olivia’s makeup from the beginning…
Azami: Then, going with the makeup plan I’ve come up with, Taichi-san will have no choice but to do the makeup on his own.
Izumi: Is that okay? Since you wanted to do lots of makeup in this performance.
Azami: Coming up with the makeup plan is also fun, so it’s okay. Instead, I’m gonna go with Spartan mode to train Taichi-san so that he can redo the makeup perfectly.
Taichi: That’s def out of question~! It’s already up to my neck just quick changing between two roles though, I’m not confident that I can do the makeup on my own!
Izumi: Right, it seems like you would be overwhelmed a bit.
Banri: I’ll go back to the wing at the same time as Taichi, so I’ll lend you a hand with the makeup and quick-change.
Taichi: Banchan~! You saved me!
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Sakyo: If that’s the dexterous Settsu then there seems to be no problem.
Azami: I’m enthusiastic about the makeup this time, so Banri-san too, please keep that in mind.
Banri: Go easy on me.
Izumi: Azami-kun, how is the hair makeup plan going?
Azami: I’m thinking about various hair arrangements for each character, including Olivia’s wig.
This time performance is set in America, but I’m worried since it might be difficult for the audience to get a grasp on the worldview if I have my hair black as the main character.
Taichi: If that’s the case, how about you dye your hair blonde like Sakyo-nii?
Juza: It’s gonna match with Sakyo-san.
Omi: It might look good when you two line up.
Banri: It’s a relationship that they’re gonna fight over Olivia, isn’t that good to have a sense of rivalry between them.
Azami: I definitely don’t want to match with that person.
Sakyo: Ha… If so, what color are you going to choose?
Azami: There are bunch of wigs from the past performances in the warehouse, so I’ll have a look.
Izumi: Got it. Then let me know when you decide.
*Short time skip*
Izumi: Well then, that’s all for today’s practice. Tomorrow will be a day off, so take a good rest you guys.
Omi: Taichi and Juza are going back to their homes, right?
Juza: Yes. My mom’s birthday is getting near.
Taichi: For me, my sister asked me to hang out with her once in a while.
Sakyo: I’ll be going back to my home tomorrow too, so I’ll be away from the dorm.
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Izumi: Sakyo-san too?
Juza: It’s been a while.
Sakyo: It will be bothersome if I don’t go home once in a while.
Juza: …That’s good. The old lady will be happy, too.
Sakyo: …
Bon, you should show your face at home more. You haven’t been home lately, have you.
Azami: Annoying—
…Well, I want to see everyone at Ginsenkai though, I think it’s time to go back home.
.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.
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a3outfitstournament · 10 months
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st4rking · 8 months
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tfw you, as a mind reader, have to team up with a man who thinks too much
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How did you end up with a wedding dress with pockets??
Here's what happened:
I decided that a dress is a dress and I am wearing it once, I am going to the discount dress shop and buying one that is half decent. bish bash bosh maximum £500
Went to three different outlets and tried on 50+ dresses and not one of them fit the criteria of "wouldn't mind being photographed in this"
Decided go to an actual bridal shop that is not wildly expensive to see 'is it all dresses and I should lower my standards?' or 'there is an actual reason these cost more'
Go in and select 5 lacey, art deco, heavily beaded slim fit fishtail dresses, the kind my Pinterest board is filled with
My mother selects what can only be described as a behemoth of unembellished satin. It is double the total fabric of the 5 dresses I am holding.
I thought she was holding it up as a joke, but she goes "I think it will really behoof the wearer" BEHOOF
There is no space in the changing room with this monster in there so I decided to try it on first so the immediate rejection will clear up much needed spanx wiggling-into space.
Unfortunately, and to my mothers eternal smugness, I am behoofed.
It has the most ridiculously pleated puffy waistline that should not work, and i quip to the seamstress that they "could probably hide pockets in there, can they add pockets? I've always loved a dress with pockets"
And she only hears the last part and goes "ah yes and now you have them in your wedding dress!"
And I go ????!?
And she very politely fishes in the 400 folds to find the in seam hidden pockets
I run to the changing room to test they do indeed hold my full phone and put a deposit on it immediately
My mother was so smug she bought the dress.
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pastellguts · 4 months
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haven't drawn lesbians lately. I hope you'll forgive me lesbians
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spooksier · 2 months
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no spoilers but just wanted to say i have the early access patreon episodes and one of my first thoughts when i was done with the new episode was "is tumblr user spooksier going to survive this". genuinely good luck
what could possibly happen in this episode that i need prophetic warnings.
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brookheimer · 1 year
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looking at the 'midseason trailer' and seeing roman fighting his siblings, roman shitting on gerri, roman working for fascists, roman walking proudly through ATN like logan did just two days prior... it's not surprising, but it is fucking sad.
logan's death will not free roman. instead, it will reforge the chains he's worn all his life, casting them in iron -- that's what roman deserves for thinking, for the first time in his life, that maybe he wants the chains off. that's what roman deserves for killing his father by not loving him enough, by not loving him correctly or at the right times. logan's death will not free roman at all. if anything, it will imprison him.
(as always, this got very long, so keep reading under the cut!)
this was the worst case scenario for roman. not just logan dying, but the exact way everything played out. he betrayed his siblings, he fired gerri -- for nothing. he could have been on the plane with his father in his last moments -- he refused. his last interaction with his father was leaving logan a voice message that called him a cunt -- the first time roman has ever, ever, questioned or stood up to his father, and also the last. we don't know what killed logan. we probably never will. but god if it won't feel awfully coincidental to roman: the one time he fought back against his father or even showed the slightest hint of doing so, his father died. is it likely that logan heard roman's voice memo and keeled over because he called him a cunt? no. but is it just as possible as anything else? entirely. roman might have killed his dad. roman murdered logan when he could've been on the plane with him holding his hand, if he were a good son. he didn't even tell logan he loved him. not that he needed to, it fucking oozed from his every pore and the desperate nature of that love was one of the reasons logan could never quite stand him -- but that's not the point. roman's one attempt at agency, at setting boundaries, at standing up for himself killed his fucking father.
logan dying would never have been good for roman, at least in his current state, no matter how the actual death came to pass. people often talk about abusive relationships as if the end-all-be-all fixer to abuse is independence, and it's not. independence isn't always enough to heal, especially not when it's forced upon you rather than something you choose. this is especially true for roman, i think. what roman needed was not just to gain his own independence, but to realize that independence and love are not mutually exclusive, that gaining one does not mean losing the other. logan's always hammered in roman's weakness, his wrongness; roman was never someone who deserved to be loved on his own terms. roman's never considered himself to be someone with agency and authority in his relationships -- he's been told over and over again that he isn't a real person, that there's something deeply wrong and unfixable in him, and he believes it. he's never set boundaries with his father or even his siblings because i don't think he really realizes he has the power to do that. he's simply there until people decide they no longer have use for him or want him around, and he'll always come crawling back after a kick because he doesn't realize he's not on a leash -- that he doesn't need to be on a leash. independence has been unreachable all his life, he isn't normal or real enough to be a real normal independent capable person, but if he grovels and shows his use enough, then maybe he can be loved. but his dependence and loyalty is all he's good for. independence means no love, no family, no relationships. and roman desperately wants, needs, those relationships in a way that none of the other characters do (or at least can admit to) -- he wants his father in his life, no matter what; he wants his siblings in his life, no matter what. but independence, being his own person, separating himself from logan's side means he'd lose everything else, everyone else. he's not good for anything anyways. it's not like he has other options.
...until the start of season four. that's why this is all so tragic -- more than anyone else, it seemed like roman was on the road to healing. it seemed like he was finally realizing that independence and love might not be as mutually exclusive as he's been made to think: maybe he could be independent while still having a relationship with his siblings and even his father. maybe he could have his cake and eat it too. he's realized that he's capable, that he has his own worth, and that he can be successful without living under logan's thumb -- and, more importantly, could still text him on his birthday and try to rebuild a relationship, this time outside of business. outside of "that room" in waystar royco. an actual fucking family relationship. that's what escaping the cycle would look like for roman — not complete separation, not a metaphorical killing of his father, but the ability to live alongside him, to have a life outside of him, to love his father without living for him. so simply removing logan from the equation wouldn’t help roman, not when what he needs most is to realize that self-respect is not mutually exclusive with love, that being your own person isn’t a betrayal, that family and love aren’t dependent on how low you can kneel and won’t be whisked away the moment you stand up. and for the first time in his life, it seemed like he was on track to discovering this. maybe he and the siblings could have the hundred, logan could keep going with atn, and in a few years down the line they'd all get together to talk shop and joke around and coexist -- for the first time, he had started to think of himself as enough of a real, okay person to be allowed to coexist with his family, rather than naturally subordinating himself in every interaction.
roman could’ve been his own person, could’ve escaped the cycle, could’ve started a business with his siblings and tried to heal, but now he won’t. he can’t. roman can’t become his own person now, not when his first attempt to do so is exactly what killed logan. it’s his fault. he fucked up and now there’s no dad. he gained his independence, but at what cost? love. that’s the cost. it always has been and always will be. nothing could be more detrimental to roman roy than the exact series of events that occurred in this episode, because just as he started to see a world beyond his father, logan dies -- proving once and for all that the only world beyond logan is one without him in it at all. that’s been roman’s fear all along and why he’s stuck so close to his side: roman loves and loves and loves and is terrified, terrified, of death. of loss. but in a moment of 'weakness,' roman wobbled (he tried to stand up to logan rather than just taking the kicks as he's supposed to, as he always has), and his father paid the ultimate price. there’s no more dad. there’s no reviving him.
…unless, of course, there is. unless roman can undo his error by choosing his father again, and again, and again. becoming logan is the closest roman can get to resurrecting him, after all. and besides, doesn’t he owe it to dad after killing him? after calling him a cunt, choosing not to be with him on that plane he ended up dying on? after forgetting to even say “i love you dad” before the end? roman needs to fix things. needs to make it like dad's still here. needs to make it like he didn't kill his own father by refusing him for the first time in his life. so roman will be the firebreather logan wanted -- he'll do ATN, he'll push for mencken, he'll do whatever it fucking takes to try and make things right. if it's his fault logan's no longer here, then he needs to do everything he possibly can to fulfill his dying wishes, to do what logan would've done, were he alive.
"dad can't die, he's dad." he can't ever die. he's immortal, and his immortality was solidified by the circumstances of his death -- logan will not die. he’ll live on in roman, as roman.
roman will make sure of it.
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treasureplcnet · 5 months
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someone on the bodies production team you have to release more layout/bts pictures of charles whiteman's flat please. this is a great start but i need to know him better. particularly if it's got about as much mould as a second year uni house and if he owns as many chairs as it seems LOL
#ok the joke is at his expense but im already romanticising this shit#20-something loser karl weissman moves into the worst flat of all time and makes it a home#hangs a picture of his parents' wedding against the worst wallpaper you've ever seen#just buys what he likes and calls it decor#how else can you explain the fucking model boat next to the fucking telephone. AND YOU MAY TELL ME 'oh thats just random set stuff'#NOT TO ME!#and it stays until he's in his mid 30s. develops a habit of not cleaning up along the way#the shot where he seems to have taken off his shirt/tie/jacket and then dropped them off on various pieces of furniture. HE LIVES LIKE THIS#also entertaining the idea that its his parents' old stuff that he can't bring himself to throw out ..#i will created a fully fleshed out character using 8 episodes and fever dream visions if i have to#karl weissman#bodies netflix#edit: the original tags are above but since then i joined the discord and got to add these pictures LOL#saved this post as a draft bc i was like. i cant annoy people on the tag any more than i already have#doesnt matter. forcing this into the tag like a week after i made it anyway#im still so interested in the fact that it seems like there are more rooms that we never see#outside this bedroom and living space (and the bedroom isnt clear in the show either)#like. i rly need a 360 house tour NOW.#ALSO I FEEL LIKE A TOWN CRIER NO I DONT THINK HE HAS MOULD BUT IT WOULD BE FUNNY!!!!#the chair next to the liquor rly is something. hes MY babygirl
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yurayura-kurage · 8 months
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A3! Troupe Event: MY WORST WEDDING | Event Story Translation (7/11)
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Neither Japanese nor English is my first language so please forgive me if I made mistake. However, feel free to point me out, I’d love to hear your feedbacks on the translation ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶
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.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.
Sakyo: I’m home
Azami: … 
Sakyo: You still awake? If you’ve finished your homework then go to bed early. 
Azami: I’ve something to talk about. 
Sakyo: Huh?
Azami: Actually, I met your mother with Juza-san today.
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Sakyo: My mother? Why did you come all the way to…
Azami: About what your sister said the other day, I just wondered how she really feels, so I came to ask her in person.
Sakyo: That’s none of your business.
Azami: Anyway, after listening to her story today,  there was no doubt that she wanted to wear a dress. However, it seems like she couldn’t take a step forward since dresses don’t suit her now.
Sakyo: That’s exactly what Miyako said.
Azami: But when I did some research, there are people wearing wedding dresses regardless of their ages these days… There seems to be calm dresses that will suit a wide range of ages.
Yuki-san gave me lots of advice, and when I finally met her, I even thought about the hair makeup for her which would go well with the dress.
Sakyo: Even Rurikawa got involved in this, huh. Why do you go that far for someone you have nothing to do with…
Azami: If it’s about connection, then I also have one. I owe Sakyo’s mother a debt of thanks. I was supposed to tell her today, but somehow I couldn’t say a word.
Sakyo: Indebted you mean…
Azami: The Jin-gi-oh cards. That was originally her idea, wasn’t it.
Sakyo: It was but… You don’t need to go that far just to help others be filial to their parents.
Azami: ‘Cuz I can’t show filial piety to my mother anymore.
Sakyo: ––
Azami: Well, that can’t be helped ‘cuz I was small at that time, but if possible, I still wanted to be more filial to my mother who gave me the motivation to pursue my dream of becoming a makeup artist.
‘Bout that, I’ll do something for my dad… some days. But after all, even if it’s not me, I’m bothered that it’d be bad if someday you wake up and realize you miss the chance to show your filial piety.
I know I’m being too fussed over though. It’s not like I’m Sakyo in the first place. 
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Sakyo: You don’t need to say such things. But… Well, I think I’m grateful for Bon's feelings.
Azami: How ‘bout you? Are you sure you don’t wanna do anything?
Sakyo: I… That’s because my filial piety has always been going nowhere. I told you before. It’s a story about the Jin-gi-oh cards, the popular card game when I was in elementary school. 
After regretting spending my precious allowance on a pack of cards, I was eager to save up for my mother’s present next time. 
And then, on her next birthday, I gave her a hair tie with flower corsage as a birthday present. It didn’t cost much, but it was sparkling, and it looked stylish to me at that time. 
My mother always wished the best for me and didn’t even care about herself, so I was wondering what if she tried dressing up once in a while. 
Because she often tied her hair up when doing housework, I thought my present was just the right fit.
My mother was surprised and delighted when receiving my present, but then she kept it tucked away as she said it’d be a waste if it was accidentally ripped. 
“Such a beautiful thing like this doesn’t suit me, so I’ll sometimes take it out to gaze at as my treasure”, she smiled and told me.
I understood that she treasured my present, but I regretted not choosing something more practical. 
…Even if I try to be filial, it just doesn’t work.
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Azami: So you’re gonna give up this time too?
Sakyo: …I didn’t say that. It’s just that we need a strategy that takes that person’s personality into account. 
Azami: Personality?
Sakyo: First of all, always thinks it’s a waste to buy things. 
Azami: Isn’t she just like Sakyo.
Sakyo: When it comes to buying replacements or buying something new, or to be short - spending money, she always hesitates.
Azami: That’s Sakyo.
Sakyo: Think of her as three times more stubborn than me.
Azami: A super ultra hard one to deal with…
Sakyo: That’s why asking for her agreement on this matter is difficult to begin with. It’s like when you guys ask me to rent a cruise ship for celebrating my birthday with a big party. 
Azami: It’s impossible.
Sakyo: However, I don’t think my mother would like to turn down Miyako’s wish. That’s why the only way here is to cooperate with my step-father and make it a surprise on their wedding anniversary. 
Well, even if it’s possible to take her to the venue on that day, she might still be reluctant. At that time, I want to respect her wish and cancel the celebration.
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Azami: I think it’s good. It’s just a wedding photoshoot, but isn’t it better to also have some attendees? 
Sakyo: I wonder. There’ll be no matter if it’s just taking photos for my parents but…
Azami: …
Sakyo’s mother is a fan of Autumn Troupe right?
Sakyo: Aah.
Azami: Then let’s get them all to join this plan.
*Shifts to car*
Sakyo’s mother: Will I get my hair makeup done there?
Miyako: Yes. They’ve prepared our costumes too so you don’t need to worry.
Sakyo’s mother: Somehow I feel bad receiving such perfect service like this…
Miyako: It’s that kind of package, so you don’t need to worry.
Sakyo’s stepfather: That’s right. It’s for our special wedding anniversary after all.
Sakyo’s mother: You’re right. Thank you. I’m looking forward to taking family portraits with everyone. Even so, it’s a quite faraway place, isn’t it.
Miyako: I-It is. They have a reputation for their excellent skills.
Sakyo’s mother: Is that so?
Sakyo’s stepfather: I think Sakyo-kun will also be there soon!
*Shifts to venue*
Taichi: Congrats on your wedding anniversary~!
Juza: Congrats.
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Sakyo’s mother: Eh?
Omi: Thank you for always taking care of Sakyo-san.
Banri: Thanks.
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Sakoda: Everything’s all set!
Sakyo: Thank you, step-father.
Sakyo’s stepfather: I’m glad I could fulfill my role safely.
Sakyo’s mother: Everyone in Autumn Troupe, and the wedding hall…? What on earth is this…? 
Sakyo: I’m sorry for deceiving you. With step-father and Miyako’s help, I prepared this place as a surprise.
Miyako: Sorry for surprising you.
Sakyo: Me, Miyako and step-father, we all want to make your wish come true. But I thought we could never persuade you if we didn’t do it this way. 
However, in the end, you're still the one who decides.
Sakyo’s mother: Could it be about the dress… I didn’t expect you all to do this for me. 
I really appreciate everyone’s feelings for me, but after all, I’m still determined to…
Azami: May I talk to you for a moment?
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.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.
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okayto · 2 months
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hate buying clothes online hate how every brand fits slightly differently hate clothing websites whose filters all suck hate walking into a department store to see a full city block's worth of nice dresses only to discover the Fat Corner of exactly three racks of plus-sized dresses compared to thousands of smaller ones hate Macy's would like to subject Macy's decision-makers to some Wile E. Coyote-levels of punishment
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ponysongbracket · 5 months
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Worst MLP Song Tournament
Please listen to both songs before voting. Remember you’re voting for the WORSE song.
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Cooking by the Book (Pinkie Pie) Propaganda: Not only is it short, poorly sung, and completely interrupted - THE LYRICS AREN'T EVEN ORIGINAL! Lazytown invented this lyric ages ago!!
Love Is In Bloom Propaganda: There are so many songs that just sound like low effort generic pop songs. This one hurts me the most because it's in the same episode as This Day Aria. I get not every song should be a grande operatic number but at the same time there's no reason a song should be this noticeably low effort. The beat is simple, the melody is non-existent, the lyrics are lazy. This song is so bad and forgettable it gets retconned out of existence in Pinkie's Lament.
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obisamya · 11 months
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first time in my life im choosing to interpret that whole thing as just a ‘and it was all a dream’ scenario
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smhalltheurlsaretaken · 8 months
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jane and lisbon trying to have a guest-free wedding but they don't manage it because they're literally too popular and have too many close friends and their coworkers love them 😂😭
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