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#my squid. hes a dude. btw
cambriancutie · 21 days
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hamletphase · 1 month
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splatoon tumblr dashboard simulator part 2
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🌊 officialdeepcut ✅
Huge thanks to everyone who helped out in the latest Big Run! You'll be glad to hear that Deep Cut has lived to see another Splatfest. Enjoy your participation trophies ;)
🦈 sharkbait420
oh yall didn't like this one huh
#L + ratio + hope you guys like the color green
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🌤️ sunnysides
picked up the drumsticks today. both band members shook their heads at me. this studio is a coddamn nightmare.
🎸 therocktoling
you literally broke my crash symbol last time
#bro acting like he's innocent....dont be fooled
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🐡 better-agent-3
“dj octavio is a war criminal” “dj octavio is a squidnapper” you guys don’t know him like i do. he’s my best friend.
🐡 better-agent-3
live with yourself knowing that you yelled at me for befriending a retired old man.
🐡 better-agent-3
POST BREACHED CONTAINMENT. ALL OF YOU ARE GETTING BLOCKED. OUR FRIENDSHIP IS REAL AND YOU CANT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT.
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#also can small fry get rabies btw? asking for a friend
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💘 bait-n-switch
you ask, we deliver: our debut album, SHALLOW WATERS, drops TOMORROW at noon!
#bonus message from dolly bc i'm the one posting this #thanks for all the pre saves and stuff! #loving the hype #also each of us are on a different splatfest this year (me on keys + tay on drums + sunny on guitar) so key your eyes peeled for us :)
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☹️ agent8
THEY PUT ME BACK IN THE BUILDING AGAIN BYUT I GOT OUT. YOU CANT KEEP ME IN THERE
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🍊f-o-u-r
dude are you good???
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🍉 hotlantisemployee69
high as hell at work and i swear to cod we just got a shipment of functional rainmakers. i cant make this shit up anymore.
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#tetraposting #btw we got the I ❤️ DILFS stickers back in so eat your heart out
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🤭 theeeldeal
my girlfriend is a boygirl i'm their girl boyfriend. hope that helps xoxo
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👑 mcprincess
is it just me or are the squid sisters actually cousins
💚 notmariecuttlefish✅
how many times are you going to try to start this same "drama"
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🪆 carbonara-roller
when you're being mean to me this is who you're being mean to btw
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#dolly.txt #found this image on the deep web. really resonated with it.
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🎧 djhyperfresh✅
SO excited to announce Off the Hook's new single, We're So Back! Tour was awesome, but it's soooo nice to be back Inkopolis. See you at the Splatfest! <3
#off the hook #splatfest #we're so back
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surftail-warrior · 2 years
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I have discovered (discovered in BIG air quotes btw) a new type of character that I would like to call the Reactive Narrator(working name)
*LONGPOST INCOMING I apologize in advance*
Now to fit into this character trope a character has to be a.) reactive to player input/choices and b.) speak to the player/player character directly
The rules are really flexible though; I’m mainly working off of vibes here!
These characters can be anywhere on the morality spectrum too! (That’s the fun part!) They’re usually pretty snarky, and the player character usually works against them, but man does the witty banter be fun
But anyways here’s a working list of the characters that I have judged so far to fit this character trope!
1.) Polybank from Jazzpunk (at least I’m pretty sure he fits from what I’ve seen of the guy)
2.) Narrator from The Stanley Parable (this one’s a bit of a given! He’s one of the reasons I thought about this in the first place actually)
3.) Mr. Voice from Little Misfortune (Reason Number Two as to why I thought about this! Responsive + Storytelling!)
4.) The guy from The Corridor (very niche game, I know. He also doesn’t have a canonical name to my knowledge)
5.) Game from There Is No Game: Wrong Dimension (not much to say about him really! He just kinda fits, you know?)
6.) The guy from Dude, Stop! (I know he does have a name, but I don’t remember it at the moment D:)
7.) GLaDoS from Portal (Again, one of the reasons I made this thing in the first place! Witty banter can substitute for reactivity)
8.) Wheatley from Portal 2 (He fits in both of his forms! From lovable guide to [SPOILERS])
9.) Squid from Will You Snail (Probably the most reactive of the bunch! You get a lot of back-and-forth with this guy)
10.) The Announcer(s? I always thought there were two of them) from Superliminal (might be wrong on the naming here, but I think they fit the bill well!)
And those are my ten! Any others you guys can think of?
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redraven3093 · 10 months
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Catching Up with Phil's QSMP VOD
3rd July
LETS GOOO
Oh Chat makin Cookies?- HI PHIL!-E-eppy Phil
Oh maybe to Vidcon,- I mean French is in fire rn.
Ok QSMP TIME
YEAH-yo wtf??? The qusest today?
Ah Super Hero theme today eh?-ah it cant fly now eh?
A GIANT SQUID??- nah fam they are not doin that- a leo Themed?-stream o plaine
OH shit Hi Chayanne- YEAH FUQ THE MISSION
YEAH DÉCOR TIME- concrete?- OH YEAH YELLOW AND ORANGE THEME
Safety first- oh wait its broken?-oh it did?-ugh got bad felling about it
DON’T JINX IT CHAYANNE
?
Yeah its fixed-hopefully
LET HIM COOK-omg god look at that bag
Rare food?- oh shit the end fruit!!-Bone Soup
YEH ADVENTURE-wait why is fit with Dapper?
Hi Dapper- KIDS PLS-KIDS WHY??
Lol the poison Spider- Phil pls- I mean BBH is expensive- OMG BBH DON’T HAVE THAT
Lol dragon magic- OMG THAT’S HOW THE GOT EM???-that’s bs Phil
Oh hi Tubbo
RIGBY 2.0 LETS GOO- a whale?- oh its Dapper
Kitties! :D- oh? The Cat that survived the Big blow ystrday r8??- OH???
Oh shit fit omg- DIAMOND NOT FAKE THIS TIME LETS GOOO
Oh yeah 4th of Jully-YAH FUQ THE MONARCHY
Omg the Island is Fukin with them
Shinny!-Lol fake- SPIDERSS-omg the fancy Twins –
PHIL DON’T MOCK US THAT WAY
Yeah mission are BS rn-oh tempting the gods are we?- lol summoning Cucurucho phil ur son right there
Lol dapper-Lol Chayanne
  OH LOOP HOLE- BECAUSE ITS LEO’S THEMED TODAY FIT.
RAMON NO
Ah yes the Parents Gossip time- Yeah VID CON!-
PFft- FIT PLS- o mg
KIDS OMG PLS NO
Welp they done I guess-Rare fruit time!- 1 done and many bs along the way to go
Ohh cool sword- HOLY SHIT –
Yeah that would be Crazy~-I MEAN-
 OH THAT WAY
WHAT??!!OMG- Phil and Fit  have so many Illegal shit omg
Wat Shulqur?- OMG THEY USE NETHERATE
Lol- YEAH NEW MISSIONS- lol it crashed- Black Mail POG
Omg its still there- break the ruleee
Of course u did phil
Opp there goes Ramon and Chayanne-  boys wil be boys- they all lost it- RAMON NO
YEAHH  CHURCH VANDALATIONS
Phil is so Scared to be left with others egg
Hi Dapper- WTH? Where do you get that thing??- holly shit?- yeah 2009-2013 Vidio game rumours are crazy
Lol Chayanne is clearly alt tabbing
KIDS PLS
Guys pls it’s a place of holly matrimony – what is that?
NO more Marriges- lol
Time to pay I guess- oh god they did miss a few
Lol Chayanne- Yeah Dapper join in!
Lol yeah cmone chayanne why so stiff?- good lord Chayanne is living that admin life rn
Oh kitty- CAT CAT- catcucurucho- holy the cat is immortal
Kil the cat Chayanne- CIA CAT
Oh god Philza and Fit is just a menace
Oh? Chayanne u invited someone?- Dapper pls
OPP WE GOT EM BOIS!- Walter Bob??-Come on dude we just wanna talk
Omg fit pls- YEAH if BBH cant do it then no one can do it
Bad hair btw- oh yeah that ankle thingy-opp rainbow
Best bob
Omg Chayanne is Alt tab- he’s in emergency meeting
Ah! They’ve gone to Ramon’s Barber shop nice
Still waiting- Okk at least we get reconsiderations- Waltuh
Thank yu for yur service WALTUH
It wont break the emergences- break the holly mellon
YEAH CREATIVE
Yeah they all alt tabbing- “in my scientific reason-
Wat if he Forgo-opp wher did they go?
Do you get paid bob?- is it good pay
Lol Hot tub stream- YEAH NEW MISSION
Thanks Bob!- thanks KIDS- ah yes a loop hole
WAT??- new moshrom island
BOAT TIMEEEE-WTF?? A Lost TENTICALE???? IN THE RIGHT AMOUNTS???
Omg the kids was fightin for their life for that thing
Omg- Yey island- ahh brings back memories
Lol Sussy baka Phil- Oh they found one- oh not that one
BOAT TIME- OMG CHARLIE’S Corpse
Oh? An Illegal Villager Farm- BY AYEPIERR?!
Where are the going?
HOLLY SHIT????
Omg dapper pls- HOT NEWBLACK MAIL LETS GOOO- good god this place is confusing
 Oh the found it YEY
Oh no-FIT PLS-Trauma in coming
Fit is a charmer-oh Hey Baghera
Omg that thing is ugly
FIT PLS
Opp Bye Fit bye Ramon
Im really dozing off finishing this Drawings
Hi BBH- oh wait Crimson Forest?
CAT- THE CIA CAT
Yeah give Bad the scoop
Yeah its weird-welp time to chill I guess- oh shiny Fish- NOO it died rip
Still waiting
Weird bunny is so hard to find ugh
Wat is happening with Baghera rn?
Rescue mission?- Yeah get the kids to safety first- opp crashing
Server Close??- are we chill today?- oh hey Tommy
Yeah we back- opp cant see Dapper- uhh not sure coming with them is a good idea kids
Oh noo-welp guess we alone now-shit trauma~-
Yeah Rabbit sound fine-opp BBH? Ah so he did needs help-oh shit where is Dapper?
Dapper pls buddy don’t just jump where is danger kid- wait? Dapper isn’t there?-
oh there is Pomme too?- we cant see her-okk bye
ok following you king- yeah the train is soo awesome
opp guess we still searching
Cucurucho??-yey bunny- is the bunny normal?
YEAH FLIP THE OFF THE TARANTULA- ohno you lost it?
Yeah safety first kiddo
Etoiles???- u okay sir???
Yeah Do your Magic King- oh shit it attacks!- oh no king
Thanks, Dapper-oh shit that wikked
Oh shit- fuq off!- yu won’t fight today?
OH FUCK OFFF YOU BINARY BASTARD
No- Don’t go ANYWHERE near Tallulah you Bastard
Oh they are fuking with us at this point- Fuk
Oh hey baghera
Yeah Those binary bastards are so cruel- they cant attack while election?- opp bye Baghera
Oh hey Dapper wat are yu doing bud?- Omg lol
That’s not how fair trades work Phil
Yeah  the cats are clearly sus like random animals cant just appeared tamed out of no where
And only admins can killem
Opp Red Vine???- of course YOU would find them nice Bad-LOL
OHHH- prteey- okay chayanne stay safe
   Yay it work- BIG LAD-cant put him in a cage- YEAH LET EM ROAM AROUND!
YEAHHHH The Wither Skeleton Head is Cooler
Hah~ it remind us of him
Opp? Oh Yeah no u right Pomme is in way to many danger rn
YEAHHH BED TIME
Aww- yeah you go Rest King-
PHIL no Spoilers for the Spider kid movie
NOOOO
Yeah HOBBIE ANARCHIT SPIDERMAN LETS GOOOO
?? he breaks the rule of frame break?-  omg ANIMATION POG
Hobbie is so cool- yes Brtish Anarchist Spider
Wait who’s Signs is that? OH LEO’S
Kay get some rest Kiddo
Big stress- Lol Chayanne is gone FAST-
YEAH HAPPY 4th of JULY
Go eat yur cake Phil
BYE PHIL
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octorocktopus · 8 months
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who's your favorite S4 co-captain? any headcanons for them ?
headcanons or opinions on triple sunglasses, marusan, inkfall and Clams?
do you have any headcanons for team blue, emperor, x blood and the guardians ?
you can skip some of these if you want. ram le about whatever you want to your heart's content
IM DOING THIS SHIT AGAIN BECAUSE TUMBLR DECIDED TO ERASE EVERYTHING SO GRRRRFFF
Anyways- I'd say that ny favorite co-captain is Forge, and I don't really have many headcanons for them, the only ones is that Forge is a transman and Aviators' eyes are entirely black (plus Moon Glasses has Tourette Syndrome)
AAAAAA AND I LOVE TRIPLE SUNGLASSES!! Althought i don't have a headcanon for him sadly
Uhh Marusan is awesome, he is very lovely to me... he's like those guys that looks kinda mad, but then you go meet him, and the asshole pulls out a book about plants and then he shows you his fucking garden or something like that
Inkfall is also really cool, I kin him because of the "tidy and clean" thingy... he probably trues not to touch strangers on the street... mostly he prob tries not to touch anyone, plus he's got OCD.
Clams.. I also kin him, and he's very sweet... I like to think that under his mask he got some big ass teeths hehe. I also headcanon that he and Chocomask act like siblings and they like to go shopping together and always support each other. Plus the Outcast team are always trying to take protect and take care of each other, they're all very sweet! He totally listens to Machine Girl btw
Ofc I have headcanons for team blue, ofc I do
Starting with Specs, uhhh transfem fr! She likes to study math and absolutely loves DND [Plays it along with Halfrimz, Moon Glasses and Aviators (nerds)]. She also likes history but focuses more on math and physics, specially to study strategies and all...
Uhhh Headphones my beloved- Transman and goes by He/They. He knows how to play piano, sings and has a voice of an angel... Have wrote some song lyrics, but never showed anyone besided team blue. Absolute Squid Sisters fan, and listen to music all the time, he's like those people that won't do anything without music (autocritism). Loves to read books, and loves romance (cries a lot with these)
Goggles- He's aroace and uhhh he's just a funny dude, I don't have many headcanons for Goggles
Bobblehat is the most nb creature I've ever seen. They're probably a semi-god disguised/j. They like to sing karaoke with Headphones (even if they don't sing very well), likes to walk around and photograph plants that they find around the places. Plus they're a furry and their fursona is a Seal Puppy.
Aaaa Monarch Team.... they are all lesbians except for Prince- Emperor is genderfluid lesbian, N-pacer is lesbian, Eging is transwoman lesbian (She is Npacer's fiancé) and Prince is transboy bi (goes by he/they)! I mostly only have headcanon for Prince... He likes to watch birds from his window (or anywhere he is) and he likes to take theater classes... this is what i mostly have for them-
X-blood, uhhh I also don't have many headcanons... well- Omega and Vintage are both nb and they're twins. Omega is goth... Double egg likes to spend time with Omega, and they're secretly dating yeah- Double egg is half salmonoid, while Red Sole is a kind of an experiment... She was supposed to be a Zapfish mixed with an inkling, she was made on a laboratory and surprisingly she was a successfull project!
And finally, my beloved Guardians... I gave plenty of headcanons for them, specially for Jet!
But imma start with Fierce, since he's kind of the leader- He is one of these guys that makes bad (yet, funny, somehow) jokes to people feel better and such... Fierce became a Tatto deisgner, he made plenty tattos on himself and also on Jet... He's got a prostetic arm (Jet built it for him), he also got a golden teeth lol. Fierce and Jet both live on a big tent together, and I'd say they're kind of nomads- He likes to play drums 👍
Jet, my highest kin- absolute bigender (She/He). Jet is muscly and is always training and exercising... He got a motocycle and takes care of it like it was a child (not literally, but she likes the motocycle a lot), she takes rides around the places and likes to watch the sunset most of the time. She is an engineer and likes to fix weapons and splatbombs. He is a therian, and he kins Eagles and chickens hehe (She loves chickens).
I don't have many things about Justice... to me he is just a sweet boy, absolute nerd as well
And Hivemind... He goes by He/they/it, he's an alien disguised as an Inkling. He is still trying to learn more about the inlings and octolings' language (he's getting better). Uhh he likes minecraft and is a furry lol, his fursona is an alien cow yeah. He plays video games with the guardian team, and sometimes with Mask.
Sorry if it's too long, I got excited--- Thank you for askin'! Feel free to ask me more stuff not only about coroika, I accept more kinda questions, like about my ocs, or another fandom (which are on my pinned post)
Have a nice day☆
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I'm so frickin tired but KARMALAND WATCH
Olympics timeeee
AWH….everyone's wearing different jerseys and Vegetta has Mexico :')))
Rubius just found out what Vegetta did to his place (cut down all his pretty Sakura trees and left a giant broken heart statue in his yard)
Rubius: Why is he mad at me? All I did was mess up his wedding and vandalize his house and ruin his life Rubius I hope Vegetta punts you into the SUN
OhoHOHO Luzu getting all agro and telling Rubius he deserves everything bad that happens to him because of what he did to Vegetta. Luzugetta my absolute beloved
Seriously though I love Luzu and Vegetta's friendship so frickin much
Rubius: Illojuan said Karmaland is ending in December, is that true??? Vegetta: I don't know what you're talking about! :) VEGETTA DONT PLAY WITH MY HEART LIKE THIS PLEASE
Everyone's like "lol today's a beach episode!" but I don't trust any of these guys
Vegetta: Karmaland ends in December but you know who won't be there? Illojuan VEGETTA DONT JOKE LIKE THIS
Quackity tweeting about wanting to go back to sleep. Frickin same
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU ONLY SLEPT 3 HOURS
Dang dude even my sleep schedule isn't that frickin bad
He sounds EXHAUSTED poor baby
Everyone is so frickin handsome and pretty I weep
IS QUACKITY FRICKIN REPRESENTING SPAIN oh no that’s portugal nvm
Love that they're all Latin / Spanish speaking countries and then Rubius is frickin Japan
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AWWWWWWWWWW
Quackity running to Luzu's house and stealing food from his chests. Some traditions never change… 😭😭😭
Oh man all the boys had to drop their items for the event? OH BOY….
Rubius: If someone steals from the lockers on the World Cup, three years of jail! BTW you can strip and get changed in my house, I definitely don't have cameras around. 😏 What is wrong with him
WHY DOES QUACKITY STILL HAVE HIS GUN
oh man he didn't immediately attack Luzu I guess this will be a more chill event
Oh Luzu said "Tell Quackity not to bother me or I'll kill him" WELP. NEVERMIND I GUESS
VEGETTA SAYING NO MAMES…pftt
Rubius: I need to be beside Vegettita. Luzu: Yeah, right after cheating him out of his wedding. DANG
OH Quackity’s disguised as “Cristiano Ronaldo" ok.
Luzu: For everyone asking about Quackity, he's not coming! He's vetoed from here.
Oh so THATS how they're getting around it.
Sapo Peta: Whoever wins can have one wish! Whatever they wish for Uh Oh
Alexby told Rubius he has an attack on Luzu planned and Rubius wanted to make sure they only hurt Luzu and no one else. Wanna make sure Vegetta isn't caught in the crossfire huh?
The key words to detonating the mines will be "I am duck" lord …
Luzu: Vegetta, we have to win this for the good side. What wish would you ask for? Vegetta: Another castle, of course. VEGETTA….
Oh noooo I missed Ollie I'll have to pull up Luzu's stream later 
Oh man there's gonna be a trial against Rubius today to rid him of his police chief position???
Heavy lore with light fun jokes
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LMFAO VEGETTA…TOO SOON
I want a clip of that
Rubius said be already knows what he wants to wish for but won't tell anyone…
How fricked up would it be if Rubius’s wish was "I wish Vegetta would never fall in love with another person. I want his heart to belong to me". That would be so cruel because you KNOW Rubius would still mess around, he just wants to make sure Vegetta remains free
Alexby: Why did you choose Japan the day they play against Spain? Rubius: Because I fricked up PFTTT
Me: aww Quackity is learning Portugese! Me, realizing what he's learning to say: oh 😒
Games start!
LUZU IMMEDIATELY FELL pfttt
Uh oh Luzu won the first game. What would he wish for, if he won?
Oh man someone said "Will Luzu wish to revive his kids or will he wish for Quackity's death?" Agh
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LALIN PFTTT
Alexby won the second game!
Oh my gosh third game is like glass floor from Squid games
Vegetta: I will take one for the team because Mexico always sacrifices for the team! VEGETTA….
Quackity died trying to follow the OTHERS LMFAO
They keep saying "Mexico is always brave" to make Vegetta keep jumping, MEAN
QUACKITY REALLY TOLD LUZU KYS, JEEZ
Rubius: For you, Vegetta, I will win this 🥺
Rubius kissed Vegetta before jumping 🥺🥺🥺
It's like the water jump all over again
THEY BOTH DIED LMFAOOO. Idiots in love....
Oh no Luzu's in the lead right now
Alexby: It doesn't matter, we knew you'd cheat in this just like in the elections DANG
Oh it's a tie between Rubius and Luzu?
QUACKITY…..
Rubius wishes for all Karmaland mods to be unblocked and Luzu agreed
Rubius: Since the price is a wish, we can both win and ask for the same wish. I suggest the wish is to unblock all mods on Karmaland. Luzu: I absolutely agree. I'd say no to literally anything else but I wanna see Vegetta's head explode.
THEYRE SUCH BASTARDS LMFAO
Alexby got second and Vegetta got third! I wonder what they would've wished for
Vegetta is trying to get out of this by saying everything is a dream LMAO
Oh no Quackity said they still need to kill Luzu
QUACKITY SHOT LUZU
VEGETTA KILLED RUBIUS???
NON-CANONICALLY IM ASSUMING?
Oh man Luzu and Vegetta are planning a trial
Luzu: I keep trying to do good things, but look how they turn out! The right way is the lonely way :( I mean, he’s definitely done fricked up things but I still feel bad for him
Luzu stepped on a mine on his way home and died and said "they killed me again" PFT
It's like that one meme of a dude galling off a bike and saying "this is [someone totally unrelated]'s fault"
Half the people are like "Ok but how DO you permakill someone on Karmaland" and the other half are like"Ok Quackity you killed Luzu, can you two make up now?"
Quackity: I knew you'd come protect me Rubius: If you call for help, I'll come to you l, always. I WEEP
Sapo Peta: Why did you shoot the mayor!!! Quackity: My finger slipped
Oh man Luzu told them to meet on Monday there's gonna be WAR
Is Quackity frickin jealous of Rubius talking to Vegetta???? KING….
They're going to the lie detector to see who stole Luzu's stuff
Luzu: Sapo Peta, do you have food? Quackity: The mayor asking for food, this town is in shambles. PFTTT SAYS THE GUY WHO WAS DIGGING THROUGH LUZU’S FOOD CHESTS
THEYRE PUTTING RUBIUS ON TRIAL
Quackity as Rubius' lawyer again as if we don't remember how this went last time
Quackity: I object! Luzu: I don't care PFTTTTT
Vegetta calling himself as a witness PFTT
Rubius said everything he's done has been out of love???
Rubius: Everything I've done has been out of love for Vegetta, Quackity, and Sapo Peta! RUBIUS. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
Rubius: Out of love for everyone in the world except Luzu! BRUH
Vegetta removed his authority as a cop and Rubius immediately put him and Luzu in jail. RUBIUS….
Luzu: We'll finish this war with Quackity on Monday Quackity (still disguised): What will you do to Quackity? Luzu: I'll give him the choice to either stop everything he's doing, or leave Karmaland forever with or without his life intact. NOOOOOOO I DONT WANT QUACKITY TO LEAVE KARMALAND
NOT QUACKITY WITH THE AUTOTUNED BABY CRYING AGAIN
Luzu: Everything an end, and ours is very close. Even when I try to do good, they come for me. The people's wellness comes first but they only want chaos and destruction. So we'll give them that. 😭
Luzu: Monday will be tough, but that's the day it will all be over. Either me, or Quackity NOOOO NO LUZU PLEASE SAY PSYCH I DONT WANT EITHER OF YOU TO DIE PLEASE I DONT WANT THIS TO END
STOP THE AUTOTUNE I CANT STAND THIS
SAPO PETA PULLED OUT THE ROCKET LAUNCHER LMFAO
Gosh the only thing worse than the autotune is Quackity pronouncing things horribly on purpose that is killing me
NO VEGETTA CONFIRMED KARMALAND IS ENDING IN DECEMBER. NOOOOOO!!!! NOOOOO THATS THIS MONTH, PLEASE NO VEGETTA I BEG OF YOU
There was a 3 year gap between Karmaland 4 and Karmaland 5…..how the frick am I supposed to survive that
I will say I'm super bummed, but I'm more bummed seeing all the suicide jokes people see making :/ I don’t know why that seems to be a weirdly popular "joke" amongst a lot of Karmaland fans and I really REALLY hate it. It’s not funny, and it’s not a joke.
Sighs
Well as for as today's stream went, I was very sleep deprived, but it was a nice light hearted "beach episode" that then promised to break our hearts on Monday. I shall be anxiously awaiting to see what happens
A lot of my theories got debunked just because Vegetta confirmed Karmaland was ending this month, but here are a few other theories I still have:
One of them (either Quackity or Luzu) will be killed by the other, and Sapo Peta will gave up on their world because of it. But then, that person regrets killing the man they used to love, and they exchange their own life to bring them back. That wouldn't be my ideal ending but it feels plausible
Rubius kills Luzu like he and Quackity planned. Sapo Peta finds out Quackity is the reason Luzu died, and that's what finally makes him give up all hope for Karmaland and the gods destroy the world
Luzu and Quackity kill each other, and as they like dying side by side, they laugh and realize how stupid they’ve been, but at least they’re together in their final moments
Fargan and Alexby get married!!! [unlikely]
Rubius and Vegetta make amends and learn to communicate properly for once! [also unlikely]
Luzu and Quackity make up! [delusional]
I had a few other predictions, but now that I know they have to wrap up this month, the ending feels like it’s gonna be a lot bleaker. I’m still trying to be optimistic, but I’m starting to have doubts...
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chromatic-lamina · 2 years
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randomly (1053 spoilers)–bountiful bounties
First. I love this loose hinged bastard
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Maybe, like Hustler, right? The guys who bring the truth to us often have a few scruples loose. Gotta pick out the wheat from the chaff.
But look at this guy. 
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Remind you of this guy?
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I love smelling salts Kid. Oh my. Like, that’s just a head canon, but it’s so much fun.
Okay. Smouldering Surgeon!
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I don’t care if he looks constipated or in pain. In conjunction with this:
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We’re winning! Although, I wonder if Bepo will have such stars in his eyes when he realises that he’s no longer in Captain’s Bounty Poster picture. AND I’ll just plug my fic about Bepo’s and Chopper’s criminally low bounties, cos’ I’ve got a whole month before Oda shoots it full of holes. 
Gotta give the new emperor his time to shine, right?
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So, are emperors’ bounties not frozen, like the shichibukai? Maybe it was Teach’s “D” the gorosei didn’t want getting out. But  thought that was common knowledge too. I’m so glad to see Law still 
kinda flying under the radar (with knowledge of being a holder of the will of D, anyway). No... they don’t mention Teach’s “D”. Hmm.
Ah, you know, I always thought that CPO had real callbacks to Picasso’s art which had callbacks to a lot of African art  and artefacts, and for this guy 
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to be called Guernica-sama, even though the more Picasso elements seem to come from seeing them as a 
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whole / hole / 0 /
it fits. Also, destruction. I’m probably missing something. Oda sometimes does things on a whim, but many other things he does with intention.
Okay, that was an aside. Guernica Sama sent through pictures of Joy Boy and then met his fate.
Edit in: Guernica is probably this dude:
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which fits the style (Picasso’s) rather than the agent I first stated.
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Shout out to my Okinawan man (above), terribly repressed under the Japanese Imperial government, all finesse, all class, knowing what is to be savoured and willing to savour it. His presence alone allowing the head chef to save face. The Okinawan kingdom was Ryukyu, btw. (Fishman Island is Ryugu).
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And I love the sound of all of these delicacies, earthy, although not filling: kikurage (or possibly  aragekikurage), tofu (gotta look up the specification), renkon, pickles, I don’t know the last one, everything is actually vegetable based though, AND I totally understand everyone going for festival food too, though! Oda plays such a dance between patronage to monarchs and mockery of them.
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Lastly, we got our Jim Morrison wannabe here, like, his threads, man. I don’t care for Fabio Momo or Fabio long-haired Sanji, like, Ugh. But this kinda unkempt I can get into. Mix between Brook and Zoro, but RIP…
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Queen and King—you placed your bets on the wrong kinda Joker, unfortunately. I love that Doflamingo is Joker. The wild card. You don’t know how much I love it. Oda has kept him alive for a reason.
BUT, to introduce a beauty such as King to wipe him out so easily, and to desiccate Queen? Where’s Jack? And is this who I think it is?
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Is that Caribou? Or what I remember of him? BUT, last seen, King and Queen in Onigashima, now in Udon, apparently. And Caribour too? Oda’s got a few too many loose ends to be able to tie them all up.
My thoughts on Robin and Kozuki Sukiyaki are here.
oh, wait. Gotta get these guys in.
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Bepo with squid and Ikkaku with shaved ice and bubble tea. I think that Shachi’s probably got some potato croquettes or something similar.
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Lookit! Just Lookit! I think Killer’s got himself a bunch of takoyaki there, though could be wrong, and Oda’s portraying the Kid pirates as slightly less alcoholic than the Hearts. I bet he sometimes regrets making the Hearts so generic, BUT I guess it’s easier to draw them.
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And Killer wasn’t too worried about Kid’s murderous intent and competitiveness, so I guess we shouldn’t be either. And I think Oda’s having too much fun drawing cartoon eyes popping from the face.
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Guess Law is right. If Luffy’s aim is to bring down all the four yonkou—
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what does he do now that he’s his own target?
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noro-noro-noro · 8 months
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just woke up brain dump sorry about the shit numbering as I remember something I just fling it down
1. the apocalypse?? the storm. my sister and my dad and mom and me all trying to go home from downtown ;+5 but the flood the weather the storm the debris from the sky the collpasing buildings the road in shambles. we walked instead to avoid the rising water even though it wasn't stable . the sky was dark. my dad ended up safe at home even though the rest of us were on the secons store of what looked like an avant garde clothing store. therre were huge things collapsed on the road and I was driving and walking under bc I just wabted to go home.
1.2?? the apocalypse more intensely. the sky was purple now we were on the roof I was separattfrom mom & sister it was otherprolle. some of us had psychic powers iof some kind. Elon wisk was there trying to launch stuff into the sky but it kept failing. it was making ??? mad. we were running and hiding scrambling avross the roofs and through the concrete all the light sources were a bright teal blue
1.5 ? I was watching my friend ride a merry go round and other things through hmy phone . it was chill and fun
1.7 at the end of a sleepaway summer campin the woods at a national park or something waiting for parebts to come pick us up . vibe shift I'm talking to a jp guy first I thought it was bc I won a commission from him but his engoish wasn't good so I was trying to communicate by seding pictures (I wanted him to draw kuroha) & then it turns out I won a trip ?? it was maras y8 btw the anime piano guy ive been listening to flor like a decade & he looked super young (like we've seen his face before but now he was just like a7/10 asian guy . actually he looked like a dude named Jeffery from . highschool maybe?? but iirc he was like the Kevin Nguyen fuckboy type LMAO idk I haven't thoughbt about him in a while wonder if he's on insta i just want to see what hes doing before going back to nit thinkijg abuot him ever again. anyway. guy had a blond Russian gf who had bad skin & was scared of squid) and also the Convo changed & now I won like...a trip to visit him or smth? also he spike some engljs h now and also understood some chinese which made communication easier and he knew my mom. and he owed my dad $225 ?? imf not sure how. one of my friends who was sitting at an adjacebt picnic table commebted on it after we settled the plans & stuff like damn how u know THE marasy & I had an answer at the time. and forgot. he also gave me food to take back to my mom and I did and she was kind of excited about it
??? krndhi yonezu was also in one of my dreams, I don't remember like which one or why he was there, or maybe this is a whole separate thing, but he was opening? he wasn't an area and I was surprised to see him, it was a place that for all accounts he shouldn't have been but there he was standing on a table or a small stage or something wearing like a tank top? I don't know from what I've seen him do his live shows and he usually dresses in that like extremely oversized fashion so I was surprised it was just a tank top and baggy jeans, just passed a car with the license plate hag never mind I misread it it's ha6
2. we all ended up on the computer lab doing our things..different time zones different people. I saw the ghost ? if my fresan year roommate bc I got notifications on old documents and opened them and suddenly she was there flickering and indodnt know what to say to her since we were hbotj shy and she she dropped our. there was bloos on her lips she'd had sirgeey. unsure if she survived. but the others could see her..we werebally waiting for the train to take us back home. it came through the center. her project was a circus gambling app called strom. a secret level stage 5 was unlocked by reassembling slicesf a half eaten apple. when I talked to her she said she was a ghost but how? they saw her. she became fast friends with this girl named Sharon who was rraunchy and talkes about sex. did she remember me too ?
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axotl · 5 years
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daily dude #12 i’m super pumped to go to a night market tomorrow and had to get out my feelings via This Funky Bi who spotted another cool food booth
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multistankitty · 3 years
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I feel like Squid Game is overrated. Like I was with my friend and we have this 30 minute class and we were watching Sweet Home and this guy comes up and says is that Squid Games? I said no its Sweet Home and he said cool and left. I was not angry just confused because sure both Squid Game and Sweet Home are thrillers and they share some similarities but other than that I don't think you can confuse them that easily. (This has nothing to do with Squid Games I just felt like I had to say it) Later this guy comes up and asks me and my friend what we're watching we told him what we were watching he sits down and watches like less than a minute he stands up and says its stupid and I get angry. Dude you watched it for like 30 seconds and you say its stupid can you at least watch it. Btw that guy also watched Squid Game but thats not important I don't know if he was comparing then or not but watch a show before you call it stupid. Then after this girl comes up and sees Lee Si-Young on the screen and says is that the girl from Squid Game and once again I say no. My friend said that many people compare HoYeon with other actress and it makes me sad. Yes she is a great actress but there are a lot of other great actresses out there too. I keep hearing Squid Game this Squid Game that and its getting really annoying its a great series I really like it (I've watched it) but its all I hear now and I feel like its starting to lose its sparkle it charm I'm happy it blew up it really deserves it but I kinda want to keep away from it. Its all I hear and I really and getting tired of it. Sorry if you don't agree it's fine but once again its just me.
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okay so im reading it right now and im loving the atmosphere youre setting up!!
"It was too early in the morning for this." so true king😔✊🏾
oh man magnus just gave his hand to alec i-
""I shouldn’t, Alec couldn’t help but think. I shouldn’t - he could betray me. I can’t always rely on him. He is-
Ah, fuck it." i mean. its magnus bane. i wouldnt refuse either
"until that scout had found him one day, slapped him senseless" honestly this part of the show intrigued me cause it implies that everyone got slapped before they accepted the card and honestly getting slapped by gong yoo is such a jarring visual.
"But these eyes… these eyes would be the last light left for Alec when the open sky was closed to them and everyone was doused in darkness." dude youre writing actual poetry are you aware of that???
OH FUCK RAPHAEL IS HERE???
zara is also here😐
[also im listening to a ballad rn and it is making me emo😭]
"Besides, if someone as beautiful as you fed me poison, I’d gladly eat it.” 😳bruh sdfgfdsdlaejdf
" I know we’ll be walking out together.” me who has seen squid game and knows exactly how this game goes:😑i pretend i do not see this
alec's backstory is giving me actual pain why
“I don’t want the world. I want you ,” Alec said" the way this line made me cry both in the books and your fic😭😭
cant believe both dark!alec and punk!alec make a show in this fic(i say punk, but he just got like 2 piercings)
ah man that was a roll coaster of emotions but i loved it!!!
I liked how you paced out the different scenarios and blended them together which created a very intriguing story! The characterization of the characters were written smoothly and this being written from alec's pov was a great choice! i genuinely enjoyed reading this!!
its late here so i have to go but thank you for writing this !! (btw ive been binging your other fics all day and i honestly love them so much)
also i was so suspicious when magnus was introduced as 001👀👀 glad to see my instincts(and me having watched squid game) came handy😌
AYYYY YOU READ IT :D
This fic is a train wreck in slow motion lol we all know what's coming but we just can't stop reading 😂😂😂
Yep, everyone definitely got slapped by gong yoo 🤣 idk who slaps them in this fic but I was imagining gong yoo himself while I wrote sooo yeah
No but thanks for making me aware of it 🥰🥰🥰
YEP. POOR RAPHAEL. no regrets for Zara though I genuinely enjoyed killing her ✌
[Ooh which ballad is it? 👀]
MAGNUS IS A LIL SIMP OKAY
*pat pat* it's okay things get better for him 🥺
That was the point, yes 🤭
HE HAS THE RANGE OKAY 😂
ASDDHKJGFS THANK YOUUUU 🥺🥺🥺 also I hope you're enjoying reading my other fics too
Magnus’s number was intended to be foreshadowing, yes 😎
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star crossed lovers and curses? TYSM for writing these btw I love your writing
64. Star Crossed Lovers & 98. Curses
from fanfiction trope mashup here
ANOTHER 2 YR OLD PROMPT….this concept seems sufficiently fairy tale enough for a little Mermay, perhaps 👁👁
so like. this got a lot longer than I intended because I was having so much fun with it. OH WELL
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It was a real slap in the face–Newt has to admit–for the institute to deny him funding for this one. Ten years of thorough, groundbreaking, devoted research–ten years of PhD after PhD–ten years of no vacations, or weekends off, or even dating–Newt just assumed all he’d have to do was waltz into his supervisor’s office and they’d shell out however much he requested, no questions asked. That’s how it’s always been.
And yet here he is now, solo-manning a rented skipper with rented diving gear and a backpack full of disposable waterproof cameras, sunburned and dehydrated and miserable, all just because–
(“It’s stupid?” he said. “You think my idea is stupid?”
“With all due respect, Dr. Geiszler,” his supervisor said, not even pretending to be apologetic about it, “yes. We’re not going to pay for you to chase after the Loch Ness Monster.”
“That’s in Scotland!” Newt shouted, and then Newt started shouting some more, and he maybe had to be escorted back to his lab, but he wasn’t fired, at least, and the next day he cashed in ten years’ worth of hard-earned vacation and declared he’d be fucking off to the coast to pursue a completely legitimate doctorate in crypto-marine-zoology. Or whatever it’s called. He’ll worry about the name once he gets it.)
Two weeks into his spite-fueled expedition in the middle of the fucking ocean, Newt begins to wonder if this isn’t a mistake. He’s running low on food, for one thing, and what little fishing he learned as a Boy Scout can only take him so far. For another, it’s really hard to do this sort of work by himself. Though Newt usually goes solo for shorter expeditions, he’s used to having an intern or two tag along to help him take pictures on longer ones like this–or at the very least, provide enough conversation to keep him from going nuts.
But the biggest indicator so far that this is one giant waste of time is the fact that in the course of those two weeks at sea, Newt hasn’t found one single, solitary shred of evidence. No giant squid tentacles. No sea monster humps rising from the waves. No mermaid tails. He hasn’t even seen a shark fin, for God’s sake. Just endless, deep, blue.
Starting to thing this might be career suicide, Newt writes in his field journal on the fifteenth day. 
And then his boat is capsized.
Well, not really. His boat is almost capsized. Low in the list of Newt’s priorities for trip preparation–so low, in fact, it came in after pack razors and do laundry–was check weather report. It just didn’t seem important at the time, you know? He had other shit on his mind. It’s why the storm takes him by complete surprise.
Newt woke at dawn today to the sound of rain tapping lightly on the roof above his cramped quarters. The drizzle quickly became a thunderstorm. The thunderstorm quickly became–well, whatever this is. Waves smacking against the sides of the boat. Water sloshing onto the deck. A perfectly good cup of French press coffee upended all over Newt’s only map. 
His boat isn’t capsized, but it gives a great, shuddering jerk that sends Newt sprawling to the wood planks and grasping for anything to steady himself–his bedposts, the ruined map, a chair leg–and a great flood of water rushing in. Newt manages to scramble up in time for his jeans to spare being soaked. (He probably should’ve packed more than one pair.)
It’s at this moment Newt finally allows himself to panic a little.
“Fuck,” he hisses. “Shit. Okay, fuck. This is–” Another shuddering, wood-creaking jerk of his boat. Newt takes a few sloshing to the door and forces it open against the wind.
Iron-grey sea to his left; to his right; behind him; in front of him. The waves are angrier than anything Newt remembers from Boy Scouts. He flips up the hood of his rain jacket and stumbles out into the gale to lower the sails, or weigh down the ship, or something, anything to just–
There’s something pale bobbing out in the ocean some thirty feet away from his boat. A head, Newt realizes, a human head, a human head attached to shoulders, and his shock mingles with horror because oh, God, it’s a person! Their boat must’ve been wrecked by the storm–or they must’ve been thrown overboard–or both, Newt has to do something.
He cups his hands around his mouth and bellows in the direction of the mysterious bobbing head. “Do you need help?!”
Nothing. 
“Hello!” Newt shouts.
Whoever it is suddenly disappears under the water; without thinking, with nothing on his mind but saving the drowning stranger, Newt shucks off his leather jacket and dives under.
At least this time, he knows it’s a mistake.
Newt is warm when he wakes up. Warm, and dry. The sun is shining overhead; the boat is still; the waves are calm. There’s someone touching his neck–a hand, damp, and oddly chilly.
“Stop,” he mumbles, and swats them away. He’s trying to sleep.
The hand returns. “Stop,” Newt says, and swats again, more. viciously this time.
He hears a small, offended huff. The hand retracts, though not before depositing his glasses on the bridge of his nose and swatting back in return. “Well, I’m terribly sorry for attempting to return these,” someone says.
Newt’s eyes shoot open.
There’s a man above him–sharp-cheeked, brown-eyed, shirtless and pale, his short, dark hair plastered to his head like he’s just gone swimming. He’s scowling at Newt. There’s something familiar about him that Newt can’t quite put his finger on–until he does. “You were in the water!” he says, sitting straight up. “You were drowning!” He wracks his brains for the memory of that morning: a head bobbing in the water, Newt going overboard, the cold, dark rush of the ocean, his frantic, wheeling arms– “I saved you!”
“Not exactly,” the man says.
No, that’s not right. There was the dark rush of the ocean, his wheeling arms, and then two cold, sturdy hands pulling him up, onto his boat, pressing down on his chest, a cold, wide mouth breathing air into his lungs. “Holy shit,” Newt says. “You saved me! What were you even doing out here, dude? It’s–”
Then Newt looks down.
The head leads to shoulders, which leads to a torso, but below that– “Holy shit,” Newt squeaks again, and then, at a loss for anything else to say, “Can I take a picture of you for my field journal?”
Where there should be hips and thighs and calves below the waist is nothing but a long fish tail, curving and shimmering and brightly-hued enough to make Newt’s eyes sting. It tapers into two large, translucent, fanning fins, the left of which is misshapen, almost as if it were wounded somehow. The overall effect is gorgeous, frankly. Newt’s never seen anything so gorgeous in his entire life.
“No,” the man–merman–says. “Goodbye.”
He begins to wriggle to the edge of the boat. Newt reaches for him frantically. “Wait, wait!” he says. “Don’t go! I want to talk to you, please!”
A foot from the edge of the boat, one hand on the railing, the merman turns back to Newt. His eyes are narrowed. “What do you want to talk about?”
“Well,” Newt says. “You, obviously. You’re–” He sweeps his hand in a broad gesture across the merman. “You’re not human.”
“Yes,” the merman says.
“And you saved my life,” Newt says.
Another scowl. “Yes. You’re bloody lucky I was passing by,” the merman snaps. “What on Earth were you doing out here in the middle of a storm like that? You could’ve gotten yourself killed.”
Newt shoves his glasses up higher and scoots closer to the merman. “I’m a scientist. A marine biologist, technically.” And, if you were to get even more technical, only a fifth marine biologist. Newt tended to look at his doctorates in a glass-half-full way. “I was, uh, gathering research.” Suddenly it occurs to Newt that he and the merman might have cultural differences he never even dreamed of, and he flushes with embarrassment. “Wait, do you know what a scientist is?”
“Yes,” the merman snaps again.
“Right,” Newt says. He coughs. The merman’s scowl hardens. Frankly, legends of sirens luring sailors to their deaths aside, Newt didn’t expect merpeople to be quite so…bitchy. Maybe he just got stuck with the most foul-tempered one in existence–it’d be just his luck. “Well. Uh. My name is Newt. It’s nice to meet you?” He holds out his hand, and then remembers himself. “Uh, this is how humans greet people. You shake it.”
“I know,” the merman says, and then (in a way Newt can’t help but feel as somewhat condescending) shakes Newt’s hand with a firm “Hermann.”
Newt snorts before he can help himself. Hermann pulls away. “Hermann,” he echoes. “You know–”
“I know,” Hermann says again.
“It kinda sounds–”
“I know,” Hermann says.
“It’s just kinda funny,” Newt says, and begins to snicker.
“So is ‘Newt’,” Hermann huffs, and then, before Newt can stop him, he dives back into the ocean with a splash and a flick of his shimmering tail.
Newt rushes to the railing and peers into the murky depths below, but it’s no use. Hermann’s long gone. His first real, solid evidence of crypto-marine biology, and he couldn’t stop being himself long enough to ask a few simple questions.
“Shit,” he sighs. He makes note of the meeting in his journal anyway.
He sees Hermann again four days later. It’s a bright, sunny day, not a cloud in the sky, and–in a better mood than he’s been since he started out–Newt decides to take the opportunity to do some maintenance around the boat. Turns out Doc Martens don’t offer the most amazing traction on slippery decks, especially when you’ve somehow managed to wrap ropes from the sails around yourself and lose the ability to move your arms. Newt learns this the hard way.
Luckily, Hermann is there to catch him.
“You are a bloody menace,” he scolds, as a half-soaked–but safe–Newt blinks dumbly at him in the safety of his surprisingly sturdy arms. “What were you even attempting to do?”
“Uh,” Newt says. “Fix the sails?”
Hermann rips the ropes off of him effortlessly, then lifts him higher. Newt stays still, blinking, before he realizes he’s supposed to be climbing onto the deck, and then scrambles up over the railing. “There we are,” Hermann says, sounding equal parts smug and satisfied.
“Thanks, dude,” Newt says. “If you hadn’t been here–” He frowns. “Wait, what were you doing here?”
“Nothing,” Hermann says, too fast, and Newt grins.
“You were totally spying on me!”
“I was not,” Hermann snaps. “I was merely passing by. You’re awfully hard to miss. So–noisy.”
“Uh-huh,” Newt says. “Well, lucky coincidence. Can I interview you for my journal now?”
For a moment Newt expects Hermann to dip back beneath the waves, but–glowering up at Newt–he folds his arms and rests them against the side of the boat. “What would you like to know?”
Newt digs his tape recorder from his pocket and switches it on. “Everything.”
Hermann is a begrudging interviewee, but he’s an interviewee none the less, and answers each of Newt’s questions with only a small dose of sarcasm. He eats fish, like some larger fish might. He speaks English, like most fish don’t. He lives in a city populated with other merpeople, who have jobs and families and houses, though significantly different from the jobs and families and houses humans have. “Technically,” Hermann says, with a strange, furtive glance around, “I shouldn’t even be telling you these sort of things. Interacting with humans is considered highly taboo in my society.”
“Oh, shit,” Newt says, and inches forward. “Seriously?”
Immediately, Newt’s brain works overtime to concoct an exciting, Little Mermaid-esque scenario: Hermann’s dad as the strict king of the ocean, wary of humans because of some ancient feud, Hermann longing for freedom, Newt–well, Newt would be down with kissing Hermann to help him get rid of that fin. He’d be down with kissing Hermann regardless. Newt’s scientific interest in him aside, Hermann is pretty good-looking. And–well. The forbidden, star-crossed aspect of it all is kinda exciting.
“Yes,” Hermann says. “Humans have hunted merpeople for centuries. Or so I’ve been told. But…” His face twists strangely–the corners of his eyes crinkling, his teeth flashing into view–and Newt realizes he’s smiling. Awkward, and shy, and unpracticed, but smiling. “You seemed different. I took a gamble.”
Newt blushes, just a little. “Hunted,” he echoes. “Is that what happened to your fin?”
“My fin?”
“It’s injured on the left side,” Newt says. “Like something attacked you. Did a human do that? Or another predator, like a shark or something?” Do merpeople have to worry about sharks? Maybe they keep them as pets. That’d be cool. If Newt was a merman, he would have three pet sharks.
“Oh,” Hermann says. “Oh, no, nothing so dramatic. That happened when I was human.”
Newt drops his tape recorder. It narrowly avoids bouncing overboard. “When you were what?”
“When I was human,” Hermann repeats. “Did I not mention I used to be human?”
“Uh, no,” Newt says.
“Ah, well,” Hermann says, “yes, it was some time ago. Perhaps a hundred years.”
“You look good for a hundred,” Newt says, because Hermann can’t have more than a couple years on Newt’s thirty-five. To his surprise, Hermann snorts.
“Yes, see, I was involved with a man,” he says, “and–well, he wasn’t pleased when I wanted to put an end to things, move on, you know, pursue other relationships. Only there were a number of things I didn’t know about him. He practiced–mastered, really–a strange kind of magic. He cursed me. I’ve been stuck this way–half-human, never aging another day–ever since.”
Merpeople, magic, curses–this is too fucking good. No one is ever going to believe Newt if he publishes this paper. “What kind of curse?” Newt says. “Like, one that can be broken?”
“Presumably,” Hermann says.
“Do you have to learn a lesson?” Newt says. He pushes up his glasses and leans closer. “Does someone have to kiss you? Like a true love’s kiss?” Newt was never one for reading fairy tales as a kid–having preferred the much more interesting alternatives of poking slugs with sticks and rolling around in the dirt–but he knows that’s a pretty big deal in those kind of stories. Frog princes and shit.
“I don’t know,” Hermann says. “All I know is that this has been very irritating. I had a laboratory, you know, with all sorts of fascinating equipment. I was a scientist. And now–”
“Can I try kissing you?” Newt interrupts.
Hermann flushes and shuts his mouth. “Ah,” he stammers, “I–I’ve got to–”
He disappears, in another splash and glint of fin. It was worth a shot.
Hermann comes back a few days later, and he comes back after that, and after that. Sometimes Newt asks him questions about being a merman. Sometimes Newt asks him questions about his previous life as a human. Hermann seems to like talking about being a human more, for reasons that aren’t very hard for Newt to guess. He was born in Germany, like Newt, though was schooled somewhat prestigiously in England (which explains the stuffy accent). He walked with a cane and a slight limp. He owned a very nice and very expensive telescope, which he misses, and worries about the well-being of, constantly. Sometimes Newt tells him things about himself, too: about his myriad of tattoos, his studies, how the human world has changed since Hermann’s time.
One day, as Hermann watches Newt eat potato chips and transcribe one of his numerous interviews from audio to pen, he suddenly reaches out and touches the corner of Newt’s notebook. “May I read this?” he says.
“Sure,” Newt says, hoping that Hermann doesn’t flip back to last week and read Newt’s entry where he described, in great detail, his attraction to Hermann, and the incredibly steamy dream he had about him as a result of that attraction.
Hermann skims Newt’s notes quickly, politely ignoring the grease stains Newt left behind, then pushes the book back towards him. He didn’t read about the dream. Thank God. “You called me a specimen,” Hermann says. His eyes crinkle in amusement. “How impersonal.”
“Yeah, well,” Newt says, heart pounding a little, because if he didn’t know any better he’d say Hermann is being flirty, “can’t let my institution know I’m on a first name basis with my subject. Conflict of interests.”
“Now, tell me,” Hermann says, “what do you plan to do with the information you’ve gathered when you return home? A book? An article? An exhibition? If you’re going to ask to put me on display, my answer is a definite no.”
“Nah, nothing like that,” Newt says. The truth is that Newt has no idea what he’s going to do with his significant compilation of research about Hermann. It’d be one thing if he found evidence of Hermann’s whole colony, or even a merperson besides Hermann, but to go zooming back off to his superiors with nothing three weeks’ worth of tapes and maybe a photograph or two–and after that tantrum he threw last month–he has a feeling no one is going to buy a single bit of it. Maybe he’d have a chance if he took Hermann back with him and did display him, but throwing his friend on the mercy of a society that would gladly dissect him without a second thought is completely out of the question. Maybe he’ll just write a weirdly detailed children’s book. “I might just keep it for myself, actually.”
The answer seems to please Hermann. He toys with Newt’s chip bag for a few seconds before–cheeks going a shade pinker–he says “I feel I ought to confess something.”
“Be my guest, dude.”
“I was following you the other day,” Hermann says. “I was following you that first day, too. And–” His eyes dart down, away from Newt’s. “Before then, even. You intrigued me, and I wanted to know what you were doing all the way out here.”
Newt grins. “I intrigued you. Ha! Cool. Well, now we’re even.”
Hermann smiles at him.
The last Friday before Newt is due to turn back and set course for home, he finally gets his first sign of other human life out here in the middle of the ocean: a fishing rig, at least twice the size of Newt’s tiny little rental, motors up not too far away from him and begins to cast its nets. Newt, an extrovert at heart and only mostly sustained by conversations with Hermann (who has a tendency to disappear for days at a time), is so starved for social interaction that he bolts out from his cabin when he spots it and begins waving frantically at the crew.
“Hi!” he shouts. “Beautiful out here, isn’t it?!”
He gets a friendly wave back. Newt expects he looks half-crazed, from his wild hair, to his unshaven scruff, to the explosion of freckles across his cheeks and neck, so he can’t really blame any of the crew for their hesitance.
“How are the fish?” he continues to shout.
A thumbs up.
“Cool!”
A net is drawn up; it’s a decent catch, but nothing too impressive. Earlier in the week, Hermann explained to Newt that, this close to mer-territory, anyone would be hard-pressed to find anything but smaller fish. Merpeople are much better hunters than some humans with a boat could ever dream of being. “I’ve been out here for over a month,” Newt continues his one-sided conversation. “I was looking for sea monsters. Have you ever caught anything like that before?”
No, they haven’t. The net is thrown back into the ocean.
“Okay!” Newt says. “Just wondering!”
The faint sound of groaning wood makes him stop in his tracks as he turns to head back into his cabin. Groaning wood, and splashing. Loud splashing. Excited shouts. It looks like the fishing rig netted something big.
Newt–determined, still, to be sociable–cups his hands around his mouth to call his encouragement over, but the words die on his tongue almost instantly. There, tangled up and flopping around in the rig’s netting, is a very familiar glimmering tail with a very familiar tattered left fin. “Hey,” Newt shouts, “stop! You’re–that’s my friend, you have my–!”
For the second time, Newt dives into the sea for Hermann.
He closes the distance between the two boats in no time at all, and–powered by pure adrenaline, ignoring the yells of surprise and anger above him–begins hacking blindly at the net with his pocketknife. A few more pieces–a few more strands–
It spills open. Newt feels a Hermann-sized shape graze past him, and a moment later, Hermann breaches the surface of the water. He doesn’t look very happy. “They caught me in their net,” he spits. “As if I were–!”
Newt hugs him. It’s not very graceful, considering the circumstances, but it’s something he’s wanted to do for a while, and he’s too happy that Hermann won’t be dissected or stuffed or something to care. “You caught my friend in your net while he was swimming,” he tells the fishermen over Hermann’s shoulder, now moderately more calmly. “I thought he was–uh–going to drown.”
The fishermen are profusely apologetic, to the point where Newt actually feels kind of bad for them, and it takes him waving them off with assurances they won’t sue or anything for them to hastily speed away. Hermann doesn’t look away from Newt once the whole time, his expression soft and just a touch unreadable. “You came to my rescue,” he says.
“Well,” Newt says, puffing out his chest, “a little bit, yeah.”
Hermann kisses him. Newt responds enthusiastically.
He’s so worked up over it all–grabbing Hermann’s hair, biting his weird frog mouth–that he doesn’t notice that the gentle fanning of Hermann’s tail against him has become the slide of skin against denim until Hermann suddenly grips at his arms. “Newt,” he says, eyes widening, “Newt.”
Well, even then it takes a bit. Newt kind of has a one-track mind when it comes to this sort of stuff. “Mm, yeah, Hermann,” he groans happily. He goes back in for another kiss, but Hermann dodges it.
“No,” he says, “I’m–” He gives a little kick.
Oh. “Oh, holy shit!” Newt exclaims, and laughs in delight. “Legs! You have legs!” Naked legs, in fact. Long naked legs–of course he’s taller than Newt. Hopefully he has some clothing that’ll fit the guy.
“Legs which don’t swim very well, I’m afraid,” Hermann says. He’s giving Newt another broad, awkward smile. “Do you mind?”
“Not at all,” Newt says.
There goes Newt’s paper, he guesses, but–strangely–he can’t really bring himself to care.
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hi bby could i maybe get a romantic haikyuu matchup🥺👉🏻👈🏻 im a straight female w she/her pronouns. im just under 5'1 w medium-long straight blonde hair that i usually leave down or in 2 french braids and have blue eyes. in summer i wear flowy cute shirts and graphic tees w jean shorts and in cooler weather leggings and sweater, and i basically live in Birkenstocks lol. I love reading, playing video games (Pokemon, overwatch, Minecraft, Skyrim etc) sewing/costuming, acting/musical theatre 1/2
im v active/athletic & love hiking/backpacking, surfing, gymnastics, etc. Im often both the mom and baby of the group and always try to be available, helpful, & caring to the people around me esp friends. Im v responsible & respectful but when Im around friends it can def turn into crackhead hours. i look for someone who can make me laugh & puts in equal effort into a relationship, & tbh im probably a lil touch starved oop. My anthem would probs be everybody wants to rule the world hehe 2/2💖
I’ve never heard anything more relatable than “both the mom and baby of the group”. It makes no sense but at the same time, I completely understand. I hope you like your ship and btw Sweetheart,You’re Glowing is literally one of my fav Shinsou pieces 🥰 Matchups are open and you can find the rules here or in my bio!
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I ship you with Bokuto!
I don’t think just anyone can handle Bokuto’s chaotic personality, but your active personality is a perfect match for him. If hiking, surfing, AND gymnastics doesn’t wear you out, being with Bokuto is a BREEZE!
There will be occasional days where you two would lounge around and relax at home but for the most part, your weekends would consistent of leaving pretty early in the morning and then arriving back at home fairly late in the evening. 
I’m talking jam-packed dates that last HOURS cause ya know it’s always an adventure with Bo. There’s a nature ground not too far from where you two live so you can bet you both work it into your routine but no matter how many times you both hike, it’s always a diff experience each time
“ WOAH Y/N! Check this lil guy out!”
“ Wah- don’t touch it! You don’t know where that lizard has been!”
“ Aw but babe! It looks like Tsuki!” 
“ Bokuto that’s kinda rude- oh wait it kinda does...”
Also, lets take a moment to imagine Bokuto learning how to surf
I don’t think he’s too clumsy but I think he would have a hard time trying to stay up on the board BUT unlike volleyball, everytime he fell off (no matter how nasty of a fall it was) he would always swim back up and smile back at you like “ Ah one more time! I think I got it down!” 
The funniest part would be while you two are on your boards waiting for a wave and because this man can’t physically be quiet, he’ll say the weirdest things
��Babe-There are fish in here-like actual fish swimming and living in the water.”
“ Uh yeah dude, it’s the ocean.”
“ Do you have a favorite fish? Mine is an octopus but Kuroo says that they aren’t considered fish which doesn’t even make sense since they live in the water and swim-what do you think?”
“ Sorry Bo but Kuroo is right, an octopus is a cephalopod, ya know like a squid or whatever.” 
“...damn it...”
( to cheer him up, you bought him a lil octopus plushie and now, it’s his favorite so good job of feeding his addiction of animal plushies)
One day before a game of his, he INSISTED on trying to learn how to french braid your hair and you were a bit hesitant since it probably wouldn’t turn out the best but you can’t ignore a pouty Bo u just cant. 
Of course, you were right and the braids were a lil messy and he got sooo emo so to cheer him up, you told him you would wear the braids to his game (even tho yes they were REALLY sloppy) and I swear he visably swooned 
The best thing about dating Bokuto is that he really does his best to make sure you’re always happy and content. Whether it’s him asking a billion times “are you sure you’re not cold?” and then still giving you his jacket even when you say no or him trying to do terrible impressions of his teammates to make you laugh when you’re feeling down, he always puts you first
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currentlyyashiro · 4 years
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ITS WEDNESDAY MY DUDES AAAAHHH- haha. Btw, since its wednesday, i basically have no school work bc first of all, its asynchronous and second, i do all my work ahead of time. So yeah. Anyway i wanted to ask have you heard of Dream/Dream Team? If you havent heard of them Kou would probably know. Big recommendations for them. And if you want you should also show Hanako too if he knows the ropes of Minecraft. Have a nice day uwu -chuddy-chan
hey chuddy! its wednesday!! have i heard of the dream team?? no...but kou showed me something...i didn’t really understand it...it was about potatoes..and squids?? but i’ll definitely look it up! and i’ve tried to play minecraft with hanako..but he always gets scared of creepers :( 
(heY admin moon here! im a big techno fan lmao (pogtopia ftw) and i got so hyped when he joined the smp yesterday!! just thought i’d say a little bit ahaha) 
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meimi-haneoka · 5 years
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Thoughts on Chapter 34 of CCS Clear Card
Aaaaand here we are again, at that time of the month, ready to talk and scream (?) about another of Clear Card’s chapters! Sakura and Syaoran have sorted out their problems, no more lies and secrets between them, Sakura even had the chance to witness in front of her eyes how her wishes can instantly turn into “incidents”, and her resolute face at the end of Chapter 33 hinted that she’s not gonna succumb to her fate!
What possibly could go wrong?
CLAMP:
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UNDER THE CUT!!
The calm before the storm
First of all, I have to admit it. Those talking with me on the Clow Kingdom discord server might have already heard this, but this chapter left me totally disoriented. I don’t know whether it’s due to CLAMP not planning the storyboard properly (unlikely) or because it was supposed to feel like this, as the focus is all on the cliffhanger on the final pages (after all, this is future volume 7′s last chapter), but the feeling I got is that the flow of events is a bit rushed. We have many POV in this chapter, first we’re with the kids, then Kero and Suppi, then Nakuru and Yukito, then the kids again. 32 pages might not have been enough to develop everything properly, but we had to arrive to that cliffhanger.
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And some things look definitely off. Like, Tomoyo is finally made aware of the fact that Sakura is the one creating the cards. And her reaction is “Oooh.” . She’s totally....unfazed? o_o Even seeing the Clear Card that represents her, she just comments with “まあ”?! Ok, Tomoyo might not be a drama queen ok no scratch that, she totally is, but I expected a bit more of surprise from her. Instead, she gushed over the Rewind card’s cuteness and started her usual ranting about recording this and that. It’s getting a bit repetitive and stereotypical, CLAMP? Tomoyo is so much more than that. She may not be my favorite ever but I do like her and her perceptiveness. I went so far that I even imagined she already knew Syaoran was the one behind the Sakura Card’s disappearance. So much for that. I hope CLAMP will find the time to bring out a shiny moment for Tomoyo, as I understand that the pages are what they are, and they have to develop the plot for the new characters, so they inevitably have to sacrifice the screen time of other characters.
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We have a brief moment of Suppi explaining everything to Kero, and here I go “eh?” again at the story: Sakura says “Kero-chan is at home, this morning a guest came over” .... Ok? Did Sakura see that it was Suppi??? DIDN’T SHE INSTANTLY GO “WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR ELUSIVE MASTER?” on him??? Ok maybe not with those terms, but....isn’t she surprised, didn’t she ask him why he was there? Again, a totally confusing part. We’ll see if that’ll get explained later on. We have a cute moment between the two small guardians, and again we have a character who acts nonchalantly about the situation, justifying it with “It’s Sakura. She’s gonna do something about it.”
DUDE
I wouldn’t want to break your world made of unicorns and tasty gourmet dishes, but this is exactly the reason why Sakura is in the situation she is, right now!!  It’s a problem she’s got in herself and she can’t do much about it, at the moment. This is what she is. A 12/13 year old girl with a scary amount of power in herself, that is growing by the minute (and we’ll see how, in this chapter). A power she can’t control. Sakura being Sakura is the source of the problem in itself.
I know, it’s supposed to show that he’s totally trusting his mistress, like he effectively says to Suppi. But he’s the 2nd character out of 3 who is acting in a  way too relaxed manner, in this chapter.
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The third one is Yukito. It’s Nakuru to remark this fact, adding that it’s better that way. Sure, if everyone started feeling gloomy it would be a big mess. But even being too relaxed, in a situation like this, might lead them to overlook important things. BTW, it seems Eriol arranged paperwork to enroll Nakuru in college! That’s totally an Eriol move! XD Keeping Nakuru and Yukito together without disrupting Yukito’s normal life, great idea.
Sakura’s anxiety
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But it’s when the kids arrive to the classroom, that the “fun” starts. The girls are talking about the swimming class they will have today, and Sakura is her usual cheerful self.
Then, Akiho arrives.
Sakura turns around normally, but when she sees her, anxiety start churning inside of her.
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Sakura, who never ever felt anything about Akiho, not even after Kaito rewound time, feels something is wrong with her friend. The moment we’ve been waiting for 26 chapters. But there’s more, she can’t shake the feeling even during the swimming class (OFFICIAL SCHOOL SWIMSUITS, BTW!! they’re even more conservative than before and it’s alright XDD).
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Of course, eh, her frown doesn’t escape observative-boyfriend-Syaoran's stare. She asks him if he can feel something from Akiho, and he says no, AND HE’S NOT LYING DAMMIT, he really can’t feel anything, but how can he explain ALL THE REST to her, with the spell placed upon him? Of course, this is Syaoran we’re talking about, so he tries to say something anyway, and finds himself not emitting a single sound. See, there’s so much to talk about in so few pages, like how we’re again presented with the fact that Akiho is similar to Sakura in the good reflexes too, AND FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER Sakura’s smile to Akiho is so forced and lukewarm that you CAN really feel something is terribly wrong. Or, how we cannot talk about the first YAMACHIHA FLIRTING SCENE EVER?? I was so happy, in a moment of such tension those two managed to give us a breather before going back to the utter mess that is about to unfold. I love those two and their relationship <3
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BUT LOOK WHO’S BEING A TOTAL CREEPER WATCHING KIDS IN SWIMSUITS? Our legendary asshole Yuna D. Kaito, of course!! XD Now, I have to be sincere. This is another of those “???” scenes because, ok, they try to explain that he’s there to cause some trouble now that Sakura knows the origin of the cards, but I still didn’t get why he’s doing that. What’s the connection between the two things? He smiles warmly while taking out his staff and he’s the usual smartass we love to hate!
Shit definitely goes down again
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Then, panic unfolds. We have the final proof that in this chapter, Sakura could feel things before happening TWICE: one is as soon as Akiho arrives to school, having an uneasy feeling that she never had while looking at Akiho, and now, seconds before Kaito stopped time with his magic. Actually, scratch that: they might be 3 TIMES, as she pulls out her key and Reflect Card even before the real attack comes to her. This is all fun and games, until you actually stop to realize...that Sakura’s power might have increased once again, leading her to new heights of worrisome strong magical powers. 
A whirlpool raising from the pool attacks Sakura, to which she effortlessly responds using “Reflect” and here I’m once again confused because the scene just doesn’t flow right, there’s at least a panel missing to show that the one attacking her is “the pool” and those “arrows” don’t come out of nowhere, like the rest of this attack anyway, as it felt totally random (this might be the part pertaining to Kaito, anyway).
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And, as if anyone called her: hello there, “vessel-mode” Akiho! (Ah, actually “vessel” is not a thing anymore, as the term has been completely erased in the tankobon release of volume 6, the latest out. The term “vessel” has been replaced with 中, “inside”. I’ll do a post about it, later on.) Just like last time, the usual assholes are talking through her again, using her as an intercom (though, I’m not sure if these are the Squids or the Association), commenting on Sakura’s powers and then attacking her, still using Akiho, stating that they have to bind her to this book. Yes, the verb used is really “to bind, to file” and it’s relative to books etc. 
Soooooo, now what I want to know is:
IS THIS THE CLIMAX STARTING TO MOVE FOR REAL, this time around?
Is something irreparable about to happen? Will Sakura be trapped in that book?
But most importantly, will Kaito rewind time once again and make the fandom riot like they never had before??? I really want to see if CLAMP are going to put their fan’s patience on the line like that ^^””” Still, it probably feels too soon to wrap this up, considering Kaito said there aren’t enough cards not many chapters ago. She did 3 in one day, yes, but if Kaito was about to cause something before the assholes interfered, it’s probably because he wanted her to give birth to another card. And now we have to see if this will happen or not.
If you’re wondering when next chapter is going to be released, please read my post on the matter.  UPDATE: a confirmation of a break for the July issue came from Nakayoshi’s Twitter account, you can read more HERE .
Thanks to @horitsuba for the scans featured here and thank you for sticking around to the end of this rant!! Mwah mwah! XDD
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[10:37 PM] solo: i've watched so many destiny vids today and im not even sure why [10:37 PM] @theindexed: omg [10:37 PM] solo: i've learned so much [10:37 PM] razgriz: o w o like what [10:37 PM] solo: and im really, really unsure what to do with all this information [10:37 PM] razgriz: thats a mood [10:42 PM] razgriz: vin are u writing a story rn omg [10:46 PM] solo: just.... everything?  i have so many questions?  but i also can't remember anyone's name except for cayde 6?  why did his voice suddenly change?  I SAW HIM HOLDING A CHICKEN AT ONE POINT?  why do one faction of the bad guys look like naked mole rat dudes on steroids?  like, fat tusken raiders on steroids?  and why do they want to harness the power of the traveler when they're known for blowing up planets bc shit got in their way?  wouldn't their militaristic way of life have them destroy it because they'd see it as a threat?  why did they ret-con so much stuff without thinking of the consequences?  also, CAYDE 6 DIES?  THAT'S IT?  HE'S JUST DEAD AFTER BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL?  WHEN DID HE HAVE A SON??  I DON'T REMEMBER A MENTION OF A SON?  wait, wtf, why did they reveal such an important detail and not have it be a surprise for the player?  is he really dead btw?  and why is the writing so -- there's a bit that made me cringe, 'i thought guardians couldn't die .... until they did.'    and who are moth people??   WHAT are moth people??  why do players want these dudes in the game so badly???  WHAT PURPOSE DO THEY SERVE???? [10:47 PM] razgriz: this is the funniest thing ive read all day ilu vin
[12:30 PM] solo: I just watched uldrin get eaten by a squid anus on my break [12:30 PM] razgriz: l m a o [12:51 PM] solo: trying to get into destiny is SO HARD when everything is so meSSY [12:51 PM] razgriz: l m a o [12:51 PM] razgriz: SUFFER
[1:07 PM] razgriz: zavala is an awoken [1:08 PM] solo: ohhh that's that baldy guy who looks like a villain, right? [1:08 PM] razgriz: ye lmao he has a crochet club for guardians and i love it but anyways [1:09 PM] solo: what is his relation with cayde?  why was cayde more concerned with zavala than the fact the sun was about to get blown up?  like, 'WHAT......zavala needs..........ME?  YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'
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