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daryfromthefuture · 11 months

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today i decided to comment on some popular bttf theories or questions asked. just to add my 2 cents.

why are doc and marty friends?? how the hell did they meet?!

SHUT UUPP why shouldn't they be friends? i don't see the issue and never have seen one. why can't a 17 year old boy be friends with a disgraced nuclear physicist? you don't have to question how they met. the movie establishes them as friENDS in the first five goddamn minutes, marty enters the lab without even knocking and obviously has access to a key. i like to think that the whole POINT of strickland telling marty that doc is a nutcase is to show the audience that he ISN'T a nutcase and, in fact, a nice guy and willing to do anything to help marty get home. sure, the whole plutonium and having the car drive towards them is. a bit questionable BUT it's also obvious that marty trusts doc. doc is willing to lay down his life for marty and marty is willing to do anything to save him. if that isn't true friendship, i don't know what is. there, are you happy now, you doubters?

marty dies multiple times in bttf 2

i'm kinda split on this one tbh. i quite enjoy the idea of doc being the one who has to save marty after marty saves him in part 1 & 3, with the same attitude of "i don't care what happens to the universe i just want to keep my bff alive". it makes sense, too. on the other hand, i also like the thought of doc either being there by coincidence or instinctively knowing marty was in danger. because he has dad instincts ok

marty's parents/george knew he was a time traveler

hmmm. i don't know about lorraine, but i can see that being the case for george. not only was george the first one to meet marty in 1955, him telling him his name without george having introduced himself and so on, there also was this whole darth vader scene, the "i didn't know you did anything creative", the way marty clearly called him "dad" lmao and overall marty's insistence to get george to ask lorraine out. george might not know for sure, but i can see him having developed a theory like that. also because he basically based his first novel on the whole darth vader thing.

the idea of the secret eventually being revealed at a later point and lorraine being like "????" while george goes "ah yes, i suspected that" is also funny so

doc brown kills lone pine marty

guys please why can't we keep these movies as lighthearted as possible. why can't this just be a normal time loop.

personally, i have always thought that normal marty and lone pine marty just switched timelines. tp marty went to 1955, set up his parents after ruining their first meeting, and got back to 1985. lp marty went back to 1955, didn't fuck around with his family history because he assumed that it was the whole calvin klein thing, thus his parents met the normal way and boom, twin pines timeline. or something like that.

i'm NOT liking the idea of doc ever harming any kind of marty thank you

doc brown is suicidal

no.

in all seriousness, i see where people are coming from. but doc is such an excited, enthusiastic character and i don't. no. just no. he wants to be a good person, to accomplish something in this world. he wouldn't just give up like this.

this theory just makes me sad

the delorean is sentient and stalls in just the right moments to prevent paradoxes

what a funny way to explain that deloreans were, in tom wilson's words, a piece of garbage

why does maggie mcfly look like lorraine when that's george's side of family?

bob gale explained that by saying that mcfly men are naturally attracted to women who look like lea thompson.

trixie and jennifer: *offended*

seriously? i don't fucking know. she just looks like her. coincidence. maybe she was from lorraine's family line, then one of her kids or siblings if she had any married someone else, and the families split up until george and lorraine met, meaning that stella and sam are maggie's descendants/from her family line. doesn't that make more sense

THATS IT FOR NOW i may reblog and add some more but for now enjoy my opinion

#bttf #back to the future #some people just want to make everything complicated *sobs*#and i will not tolerate anyone #i repeat anyone #call doc a nutcase. hes so sweet and kind and huggable let him live a HAPPY LIFE for FUCK'S SAKE #he already went through some shit in his younger years #LET HIM BE HAPPY #doc brown #marty mcfly #doc and marty #ALSO YEAH their friendship is what caught my eye the first time i saw that movie and I WILL NOT TOLERATE marty and doc friendship slander

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unluckyhoneybee · 2 years

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Today I was looking through my old photo albums from when I was a kid, so imagine bff's mom gave some of her old photo albums and both of them are just flipping through it

And there's photos of both of them together as kids like their moms pregnant with them together in a photo from 1998, their newborns selfs meeting, go karting together, building a science project in middle school, high school prom, bff dancing ballet, playing guitar, dressed as a flower girl to her aunt's wedding etc

just ugh extremely cute that they have so many memories of those times and how they were always together since day 1

Part 36. Best friends to lovers. MASTERLIST.

You hugged Corinna when you arrived and set your things in your shared room with Mick. You hadn't gotten used to sleeping in the same room as him when you visited the ranch yet.

After dinner when you were enjoying the night's breeze on the porch, you remembered the box your mum had given you.

"Oh, guys. My mum found something and she wanted me to show you."

You ran to the bedroom and back with the box of photos.

Inside there were some of them and then albums.

"What is this?"

Mick made you sit on his lap and Corinna sat right next to him in the porch swing.

"A bunch of photos"

"Oh look at this!" Corinna grabbed one. It was her and your mum, they were looking at each other and comparing bumps. "If you two are in love is because your mum and I worked hard on it"

You and Mick laughed.

"You were so beautiful. It's so unfair. Why can't I look this beautiful?" You said looking at your mum in the Pic.

"Don't be silly, YN" Corinna said pushing you.

"Yeah, you are so beautiful" Mick kissed your cheek.

"Oh guys and this one. It was the firs time you met. Look at it. You were already some months old, but you were really beasties from the first moment. See"

Mick and you, being the cutest babies, were looking at each other. You had reached your hand to touch him and he was pouting.

"You made me cry" He laugh.

"She did. You loved to sleep together in the same crib. Or in the sofa or something."

"Some things never change" You said smiling. It made your heart flutter to see what Mick and you had built over 20 years. It was insane.

Mick opened an album titled as YN's adventures.

There were a bunch of pictures of you, a new born, a toddler, a little girl,... Then the first picture of Mick appeared. It was again you as babies. Gina had you on her lap and Mick was smiling next to her.

You saw Corinna's fond smile.

The next one was your first ballet festival. You clumsy danced to the Nutcracker. You were only a little kid. The photo was taken right after the end and Mick had a flower on his hand. He had his shy gesture and you looked like the happiest girl alive.

You looked at Mick, who was blushing. "You had always been the cutest"

"Shut up"

Corinna laughed.

"Oh look at this! This is when dad took you Karting for the first time! You were so scared!"

It was you, Mick, Michael and Gina. You remembered that day. It had been awesome.

"Because you guys drive like mad. I was just a poor little girl!"

"You scared her a lot, Mick."

"I remember something, yeah."

You remembered how Corinna made Mick Park his kart because he was being a menace around you. You wanted to go slow and he just wanted you to go faster and faster.

You laughed loud when Mick passed the page. It was him all grumpy in a chair, his Karting suit hanging on his waist. You were happily eating ice cream on Corinna's lap.

"What that thing you said, YN? Some things never changed"

"Yeah, sweet grumpy boy" You kissed Mick cheek and he blushes hard.

"I hate when you team against me. Really. I do. You are not nice"

Mick took another photo. You teaching him how to play the guitar.

"Yeah. It never worked" He said laughing.

"I tried. You weren't born for music"

"Yeah, if you say so..."

"We could try again"

He moved an eyebrow.

"Really?"

"Obviously, babe"

"I'm in"

You passed the page.

"The little car!" You had built a little car for science class. It worked with wind and you gifted it to Mick for his tenth birthday.

"That car is still at home in Switzerland" Corinna said.

"I keep it. For when you get to be the best engineer in F1" Mick said smiling.

"Oh honey..." You pinched his cheek and he smiled at you.

"I will bring ice cream" Corinna left, sensing how you needed some time alone. Mick laughed shyly, as if it was the first time you were alone.

Then he passed the page and you felt something on your stomach.

Natalie.

She was Mick's first girlfriend.

"Oh look! I think I wouldn't have dated her without your help. Really, if you didn't have pushed me that day it would have never happened."

"Yeah." You smiled a bit. You were a good friend for him and encouraged him to go and ask her out. But when things turned more serious you started feeling worse. You liked him a lot. You had a huge crush on Mick and he was the happiest with Natalie. And Natalie was a jealous girl. She didn't like you around Mick. Which made things worst.

You had never had a boyfriend. You had only eyes for your prince. Natalie kind of hated you and made you distance yourself. It didn't last long, but you wanted what she had with Mick. You felt kind of lonely then.

Mick passed the page. Prom day. He was your date.

You felt Mick sifting under you.

"Um... I broke up with Natalie because I liked you by then. And then asked you to prom because you didn't have anyone to go with. I wanted to kiss you, but I chickened."

You looked at him.

"R-Really?"

"Yes. She treated you really bad and no one does that to my best friend."

You cupped his face and kissed it a thousand times.

"I love you so so much."

"Guys!" Corinna appeared with a bucket of ice cream and a photo on her hand. "Hey, YN. Don't eat my son, please"

You laughed and kissed Mick one last time.

"He is too nice"

"I raised him well"

Mick and Corinna shared a look and you smiled.

"I found this one"

It was you on Julie's wedding. You were the cutest flower girl.

"Hey, were was I? I was the rings boy."

"Probably climbing that three and completely destroying your trousers." Corinna answered.

You laughed hard and got more comfortable on Mick's lap. He hugged you closer.

If that day someone would have told you Mick would be your prince, you would have just said that he was your bestie and boys sucked. But here you were now. You were eating ice cream with your boyfriend and mother in law, who were your family even before you were born. These people had made your life better and you were who you were thanks to them.

And as you put a spoon of ice cream in your mouth and Mick passed the page, you felt right. It was a feeling of being were you belonged. Right there, with Mcik and Corinna laughing with a picture of you covered in 0% alcohol champagne after one of his junior Karting wins.

#Mick Schumacher #Ms #F1 blurb #Blurb #Fluff #F1 #Best friends to lovers

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rothjuje · 2 years

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The twins turned three on the 11th and I am still having all the emotions. Another year older, they’ve changed so much, my babies are not babies anymore.

I always have a good cry the night before a kids’ birthday, but this is the hardest a birthday has hit me. Three just seems so big kid and they were tiny, soo tiny. And they could be my last babies but that thought destroys me so I’m trying not to go there.

I don’t think that I love my kids more than other people love theirs, but children after infertility struggles are the ultimate gift. I never take their existence for granted, and I thank the universe several times a day that they exist. I love all three of my kids so very much it is hard to put it into words. I love watching them learn and grow and develop interests. Gen is so intense, spicy and hilarious. George has the sweetest, most gentle soul, he’s so observant and affectionate. Alyssa is vibrant, energetic, creative, fun. I am in awe of them every day. Being a mom is all I ever wanted and I am happy, so happy that I get to stay home with them.

Floors are done. And that’s it for home improvement projects. I think we’re going to do a garden and chickens in the spring. A new driveway and fireplace next fall.

George started preschool last week. It’s only 2.5 hours in the am but I’m on edge the entire time he’s gone. He screams and reaches for me at drop off and it shatters me. I know it’s good for him, but the guilt and anxiety still eat me alive every morning. I think he would scream less if Justin dropped him off but he has meetings in the am so it is what it is. Hopefully drop-offs will become easier for him soon.

My dad left today (got here on the twins’ birthday). And Justin, off to Huntsville again. He actually has to travel much more for this job than his old one. Before my dad got here my CA/TX bff was visiting and before that my old neighbor and before that my mom and before that my in-laws. Loved seeing everyone and love love having visitors, but I desperately need to get into some kind of routine here. I need to find places that feel familiar, that I can look forward to visiting. I also need to find some SAH mom friends (if those even exist in our tiny town).

Alyssa lost her third tooth and her fourth is about to fall out. Her four bottom teeth are being replaced by two giant ones. Where are her other teeth going to go?!

Now that the crazy is over, I feel like I have to re-learn how to be a person not in survival mode. Start cooking regularly again. Catch up on the laundry. Conquer potty training, teach Alyssa how to read. I’m not going to miss this summer, but it was pretty exciting.

Now that the excitement is over, I’m slightly panicky. There is some collective impending doom about the upcoming winter. The leaves are raining down from the trees. Everyone has their own life going on out here and although people have been so welcoming I still feel like the newcomer. And everyone has family out here, I hate that we don’t.

Having some regrets about moving so far away from everyone and everything I know and love, I came up with this idea. No 4th child, dive into real estate, save for five years, move back to CA. I excitedly told Justin about my plan and he said he didn’t have any interest in raising a family in that environment of financial stress and having to give up a spacious/nice house and land. And then he reminded me that I basically forced him to move here. So that was a super fun conversation.

I think once I get into a routine and finally finish unpacking and get to decorate our house and make some SAH mom friends, I’ll feel less panicky. Right?

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thecrowswillfindme · 2 years

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A rundown of all my Skyrim ocs

No one asked, I just wanted to, also no one but me will probably understand

1. best mum TM Mal

Adopted So many kids

Trying her best running things

Werewolf mama

Will kill for her babies

That one lion meme “They’re so cute I want to touch them..but I won’t”

2. Loveable Dragonborn Daviln

ADHD golden retriever husband

V forgetful/ easily distracted (got side tracked and missed his wedding) (he made it up dw) (he just followed the questing dopamine)

Married to quintus and loves him so much

Big dad energy

Has trauma around falmer the poor Babi

3.Not so loveable Dragonborn Kreet

Short

Doesn’t like being short

Very angee

Sarcastic is his only language

Trans boi and will cut out the tongues of anyone who misgenders him❤️

Assassin boi

Complete opposite of Daviln basically

4. Slightly twisted childhood friend Ril

Imperial companion

Best friends with farkas and vilkas

Lil cruel but it’s ok

Left by dad for the war like farkas and vilkas so brought up by kodlack

Very in love with his girlfriend Ingun black briar (maven doesn’t know cuz both of them a lil scared) (ingun petname nightshade) (rils is puppy or loveable wolf)

Very long hair he is very proud of

5. Omg help her mum Brym

Adopted chaotic son because they’re both mixed race

Nord and high elf, not great couple in the Great War but very nice couple still

Someone let her have a break

Pining for aela poor dear

Cannot control the son

6. Chaotic lizard wolf hybrid son Ryk

Half argonian half wood elf

Scales talons ears and a tail (with no scales weirdly)

He may be small but in his chaos causing abilities he’s great

Fucks with the companions all the time

BFFs with Lucia

The punssssss

7. Pretty noble half breed Luna

Homeless until pushed in front of dunmer nobles by crowl as kids

Adopted bc she has vitiligo between her dunmer cornflower blue skin and her wood elf tan

Very pretty, very nice

Quite often mistaken for stupid

She lived on the streets for 8 years, she will end you

Pinning for crowl

Does not know crowl is pinning back

8. He is pinning half breed Crowl

Mercenary

Very sensible

Always feels responsible for everyone because of trauma ✨

Very bad romantically( someone help the boy pleaseee)

Half high elf half orc so toll boi

Has both the ears and the teeth

9. Needs her death revenged for half breed Allimi

Another of the half breed gang

Kidnapped by some bullies when they were all kids and sold to some bandits

Not nice things ensued

Dies in a dog ring

Was so nice and sweet

Half orc half dunmer

Crowl will avenge her death tho

The bandits will not be having fun

10. Get your dog away from me it don’t bite yes it do half breed Illec

Also kidnapped by bullies, but survived the bandits..physically

Mentally not so much

Kinda crazy

Locked in solitude dungeons long term

Crowl visits him lots

God someone get a therapist for this poor boi

There you go✨

EDIT NO I FORGOT MY FLOOF SON

11. Never trust him with your septims Keleith

Kajeet

Best friends with ril

Met when he was begging in windhelm as a kit and got robbed by the local nord teens and Ril on a trip with the companions beat them up and gave his bag back without a word

Keleith promised himself to find the stranger and pay him back

He tries to follow his family’s paw prints by being a trader

He loses money faster then a sieve losing water

He tries so so hard

He fails even harder

Does eventually meet Ril and they become quite good friends ironically (wolf and cat)

Ingun doesn’t like Keleith because he’s always in some sort of scheme that will eventually fail

Scared of his own shadow tbh

A literal scaredy cat

12. Old man Tyr

Oldest oc

Retired Dragonborn of his au

Last person alive from when he started in all factions

Lives in a small Dwemer ruin in the reach he piltched and made over

Keeps a pet dwarven centurion he tried repairing to fight for him called Dave (kinda just walks around, only sort of recognises audible sounds)

Always says he’s “at his last war dog” as he always said 13 war dogs and he would die since he was young

His 13th war dog Lecky is now old too but stays by Tyr’s side

Half expects Alduin to meet him at his death

Would like to go to sovanguard but as an imperial he is unsure he will (he does though, as even if he wasn’t born nord he was a nord hero at heart)

#skyrim #skyrim oc #elder scrolls #the elder scrolls v #the companions #dark brotherhood #thieves guild #ryk in his social media throne #ryk will come down

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artist-kid-12 · 3 years

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Sooo, I have this LN au but it’s more HAPPY and LIVELY and also a little sad. So let me explain and hopefully you will probably like it:

Very little nightmares

In very little nightmares Six used to live in Metronome city but was kidnapped by the north wind and taken to the nest. The Pretender lives in the mansion with her butlers and servants, her mother on a business trip and her father hanging in the depths of the maw. She is in family with the lady, both immortal and royalty. The lady is the pretender’s mums sister which makes the lady her aunt. One day, the Pretender received a gift from the mainland, a 10 year old girl with a yellow raincoat and a brown ponytail named Megan. As soon as the Pretender saw her she knew that she loved her but she knew that if her mother came back she would kill her. So she keeps her secret in a dairy. Megan finds Six and shows her that there is more to life than surviving. She teaches her about friendship and they were best friends until one time, Megan’s kindness killed her. She wanted to help the Pretender even though she knew what was going to happen she said “It is the right thing to do” Six watched her fall to her death with the mistress into the ocean. Six ran to the ocean but could only find her raincoat, no Megan. She took it on in honor of her without knowing that she was still alive and still out there. Six hated monsters, every single one of them ever since that day. The Pretender saved Megan because she was still in love with her and just couldn’t hide it. Megan woke up in the nest and found the Pretender sitting on the bench, she looks back at Megan but doesn’t attack. Megan walks up to her and sits down, (Are you okay? It’s alright) She pats her softly. They talked for minutes but it felt like forever. The Pretender couldn’t hide her love at all, that day was the luckiest day of her life. Six hated monsters and demons, she made a wooden boat and sailed back to the Metronome city. She was cold and scared but she had to find the orphanage, then the ferryman comes and takes to the maw. The home of monsters...

Little nightmares

Six and the ferryman sailed to the maw, a man with a melted face and a red suit greeted him, took Six and thanked him. Six was taken to the depths of the maw, she thought that it was going to be horrible and lonely but it wasn’t at all, at least sometimes. Six became friends with almost all of the kids there, she was especially close to Eight, a 10 year old girl with black hair and a yellow/white dress and Seven, a 10 year old boy with brown hair and blue clothes. Seven treated Six like his little sister and Eight treated her like her little sister too. Only 2 days later Six almost escaped the maw until she heard singing, “Her” singing. Six was in the lady’s quarters now, she walked up to the stairs and into the room. There she was, the lady. She was singing and brushing her long hair until she bursted in tears. Six walked closer to her and softly said (Hey...) The lady gasped and turned around. Six didn’t know what else to say but she knew that she was sad so she just wanted to say something to make her feel better. (I heard you singing, it was nice! You sing nice.) Six smiles. The lady stays silent until she walks closer to her and crouched to her level. (You really think so?...) The lady asks. (Absolutely beautiful!) Six says in a proud voice. (Could you sing some more, please?) Six asks. The lady was almost about to respond until a loud noise came through the door, it was bellhop. (M-My lady! I am- I am so sorry for this! Come here you little, Child!) Bellhop grabs Six and looks at the lady, (I am so sorry for this!) He bows down for forgiveness. The lady stands silent until she asks, (Will you let me know when the other kids are going to eat? When they are done, take her to me. Bellhop.) She requested. (Yes, my lady.) Bellhop bows again and walks out the door. On their way to the depths, bellhop says (You brat, why did you disturb her?! She is probably going to kill you now!) Six looks at him angrily.

I DIDNT disturb her at all! It looks like it was YOU! Since she is YOUR lady then YOU should make sure she is okay

She is usually like that, don’t pay any mind to that

Six crosses her arms and looks the other way. They reach the lair and bellhop gives her to Roger. (Where have you been, young lady? And why was bellhop so mad?) He asks. (I need to eat first and then I have to go somewhere AND then I can tell you!) Six says as she is put down and walks to the dinner table with the other kids. Everyone was talking and asking Six where she was, it was normal for the other kids to see Six go off and come back for hours so they didn’t really care that much. They were done eating so all the other kids went off and played. Six didn’t say anything as she walked up the the lady’s quarters using the vent system this time, hopefully not meeting bellhop again. She walked out the same time she came in and walked inside, there she was. Ever since that day, Six actually became really close to the lady and was almost like a daughter to her. There was just one problem, the lady was a soul eater and Six was a human so in order to take care of Six... Six had to become what she was, the daughter of a demon and a child of monsters. The worst of all was that Six couldn’t leave and wouldn’t be alowed to leave the maw even if she was an adult, because she needed the lady’s help. Six had a hunger that was unbearable and a dark version of herself that taunted her every time she had the chance, the lady always said that “I had to go through the same thing” She said to her.

But the lady, scared for the kids safety, she would do anything to keep the kids in the maw, even if it meant to turn them into nomes... One day, Six found out about everything that was going on. The reason why kids went missing, why the kids weren’t alowed to go up. They were food to the monsters. Six told Eight and Seven about it, they agreed to meet at the lady’s quarters but of course it didn’t go as well as they thought... Eight was killed off and Seven was killed by Six. She didn’t realize this until shadow Six told her about it when they were on top of the maw. After Six consumed the lady, Six looked over the dark blue waves. Seven has learned her how to swim and used to make jokes that Six would be able to swim across the sea, she knew that it was just a joke and that the she would probably drown. She didn’t really have a choice at this point, it was leave or not. So, she jumped into the water. The waves where pulling her underwater and shoving her up and down until this one wave came over her, she blacked out.

Six then awoke in a shore near a dark forest. She looked around herself and looked at herself, her raincoat was gone. She panicked and looked around herself, that was the only reminder of Megan. She means so much to her because she taught her about friendship and was her BFF, her only friend. Then a loud branch noise came from in front of her, it was a man with a green jacket, brown pants, brown boots and a potato sack over him with a old cap. He was holding a shotgun and a sack, he stayed quiet for a few seconds until he layed down his gun and got on his one knee and reached out his hand, Six didn’t feel so threatened now so she stepped closer to him. Just as she was about to take his hand he grabbed her quickly and stacked her into the sack.

Sooo, this is the quick summary of my LN2 au. Hope you like it! Chapter 1 is coming

#little nightmares 2 #little nightmares #very little nightmares #six #ln2 au

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mcheang · 4 years

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Secret Santa Clause

This is a rough draft but it is basically a salty Christmas fic...at least I think it counts as salty?

The class is holding a Secret Santa event on their class group chat. Knowing Chloe, Caline states the following rules:

1. The budget for each gift is 20 euros.

2. You must give a present once a week.

3. The present must be thoughtful. (This was aimed at Chloe since last time she just gave out her photos, hand me downs and autographs.)

Imagine Marinette’s surprise when she receives Lila’s name in her secret Santa email. Groaning, Marinette is silently grumpy for a while until she hits an epiphany. The presents have to be thoughtful, but the receiver doesn’t necessarily have to like them.

And Marinette can use this loophole to her advantage.

Marinette has Alya swear secrecy because she only hates Chloe and Lila so the suspects for who she has to give presents to were obvious once Alya noticed Marinette’s sour mood on the phone. In return, Marinette promises to give nice gifts and will even let Alya inspect them.

1st week: Lila received a commonplace but newly released Ladybug purse. She feigns joy but Marinette knows Lila hates Ladybug even more than her. So while Lila is cooing over her ‘BFF’ merchandise, inside she is really....

Lila suspects Alya, Ladybug’s #1 fan might be her secret Santa. She doesn’t suspect Adrien because he knows she doesn’t like Ladybug and is too nice to give her a gift she wouldn’t like. Lila doesn’t suspect Marinette because if she would give Lila a piece of clothing, it would be really cheap but the ladybug purse cost about 20 euros, so yeah.

Meanwhile Marinette receives colourful beads she can use for her designs.

2nd week: Marinette gives Lila an experiment of her Dad’s baking that she vetoed for Christmas sales because girls like Chloe would scream at the sight of it. It is a tin of one large, sinful fudge brownie stuffed with caramel and marshmallow.

Marinette gives Alya a small piece and the latter approves. Marinette knows Lila can’t trace the dessert to her bakery because they don’t sell it. Alya gladly provides Marinette with the nondescript brownie tin. When Chloe and Adrien smell the brownie, one runs away from carbs and fats while the other bangs his head on the table and reminds himself of what he cannot eat. Lila just munches on it without care. Again she doesn’t suspect Marinette because she thinks her rival would just get her cheap chocolates, not a rich dessert.

Marinette herself gets beautiful hair ribbons. Like seriously...are these really below the budget?

3rd week: a cheap silver pearl bracelet that matches her earring. It seems harmless but Lila is still irked at being turned into a clam. She hates seafood and pearls because it reminds her of her third failure and humiliation. This time Lila can’t hide her initial reaction. She shied away from the pearls. Upon noticing her classmates’ confusion, she claims she thought the pearls were real and didn’t want to be the cause of so much monetary loss.

Marinette receives Christmas roses and wonders if her secret Santa is a secret admirer.

Christmas Eve: time for the reveal. The class meets up at a party in the park. So when Lila looks around for her secret Santa, she turns around to see a smirking Marinette saying, “Merry Christmas, Lila.”

Lila is surprised and feigns pleasantness. “Oh Marinette, you're my secret Santa?” Lila starts going over her list of presents. Marinette knew she was a liar and somehow found out she hated Ladybug- probably via Adrien. And the brownie was super rich which meant now Lila had to work out like crazy if she wanted to lose the excess fat. Plus, everyone knew about the clam incident. All along it had been Marinette spitefully giving her those “nice” presents.

“Yup.”

“Where’s my present?” The grand finale that Lila would have to grit her teeth and smile over. Oh Marinette will pay for this.

“Look behind you.” Alya was beaming at her friend, so proud Marinette made an exception during the holidays. Lila is suspicious of Marinette’s wide grin.

“Hello, Ma Bella.” Mrs Rossi smiled at her Daughter.

“Mum?” Lila gaped. Uh oh.

“I managed to convince your mom to spend a few hours off work to spend more time with you. I hope you like your present,” Marinette explained, barely hiding the smugness Lila knew she was feeling.

After talking it over with Alya, Marinette learns Mrs Rossi is constantly absent. She also knew Mrs Rossi was the perfect person to expose Lila.

Lila was panicked, she had to get her mother out of here before her classmates started asking about her work. She can claim to want some alone time with her Mother. Revenge against Marinette can wait.

But before Lila could usher her mother away, the latter spots Adrien and goes “Oh you must be Lila’s Boyfriend. It’s nice to finally meet you.”

Cue silence... then Chloe’s screech of fury.

“WHAT?”

Adrien looked surprised and horrified. “What?”

Marinette covered her mouth to muffle her laughter. “What?”

Lila laughs nervously. “I may have exaggerated that part, Mama.”

Mrs Rossi blinks. “Oh. Well then, thank you for keeping in touch with my Daughter when the school was shut down. Honestly, the incompetence of Ladybug and Chat Noir to have let the akuma run rampant for so long...”

Lila was aghast, silently plotting Marinette’s gruesome murder.

Caline was shocked. Shut down? What was Mrs Rossi talking about?

The classmates were furious. Incompetent? Their saviours? Who did Mrs Rossi think she was?

Adrien was denying the accusation of checking up on Lila, AND clarified he had only ever talked to her before her return to school via facechat, with the class, during school, when she was travelling to Achu with her Mother.

Mrs Rossi pauses, stunned, then turns to her Daughter. “Lila?”

Marinette: I should have brought chocolate popcorn.

After the whole exposure was revealed, Caline escorted the Italian Mother and Daughter to the principal’s office to discuss the ramifications of Lila’s lies. She asked the class to continue their festivities without her.

The class was silent from the event. Their Friend has been lying to them for months, had taken advantage of their kindness.

Marinette watched Nino comfort Alya, her face unreadable.

“Hey.” It was Adrien’s voice. Marinette turned to him.

“Hey yourself.”

“You planned this whole thing, didn’t you?”

“I didn’t plan Mrs Rossi to come at first. I was just going to ask Jagged to make a surprise visit.” And expose her for not knowing the rock star at all.

Marinette held Adrien’s gaze. She would not regret her actions. Lila had gotten her expelled, had gotten Kagami akumatized, and was a downright bully.

“Good.”

Marinette startled. She did not expect that answer.

Adrien rubbed his neck, “After she framed you, I made a deal with the devil. Either she got you back in school, or I end our friendship.”

Marinette felt a smile tug on her mouth. “You couldn’t find a way to prove she was lying either?”

Adrien shrugged. “I admit she is a master at lying, so I refused to play that game with her. I’ve been hoping she would slip up but that didn’t happen at all.”

Marinette grinned now. She kissed Adrien’s cheek on her tiptoes. “Well, thank you for helping me get back into school.”

Adrien cheeks were red. So cute. He stuck his hands out. In them was a worn sketchbook. “Merry Christmas Marinette, from your secret Santa.”

Marinette was the one blushing now. “You mean...you were secret my present? I mean, you were my Secret Santa?”

Adrien smiled softly at Marinette. “I was really happy to be the secret Santa for our Everyday Ladybug.”

Marinette’s smile was painfully wide now. She took the offered sketchbook, opened it, and saw rough sketches of outdated clothing. Wrinkling her brow, Marinette flipped through the pages, wondering why Adrien was giving her this.

Then she came to a certain page and saw a certain signature.

The shrill scream she emitted was louder than Chloe’s.

“An original Gabriel Agreste sketchbook?” Marinette looked at the old thing like it was the holy grail.

Adrien laughed. “Yeah, he didn’t mind giving it up. Of course, I had to find it in the attic first but the effort seems well worth it, given your reaction.”

Marinette took a deep breath, regaining control of herself. She looked up at Adrien again and, before her nerve failed her, asked, “Would you like to grab hot chocolate with me?”

Adrien beamed. “Nothing would make me happier.”

They walked out.

The class was left staring after them. In the previous silence, they heard the entire conversation. Marinette had been right all along and she had been a victim of Lila’s. Only Adrien successfully helped her get back to school.

Alya sobbed, guilt eating her alive. She was a terrible Best Friend.

The others were feeling horrible too. How could they ever make it up to her?

Nino took charge. He consoled Alya but said in a loud voice for them all to hear, “We’ll make it up to her. Someday.”

The rest nodded. Only Chloe was somehow silent before they realized that Alix had knocked her out when the blond looked like she was going to start screeching at Marinette for asking Adrien out.

Cue Sabrina starting to wake her BFF up.

Caline returns and informs the class that Lila has gone home. She does not mention the punishments the liar had gotten but insists they continue the Santa Claus event.

when school reopens, Lila is revealed to have been expelled.

Before that, Alya and everyone else but Chloe apologies to Marinette. She forgives them all.

Marinette finally breaks down the spite behind her gifts to Alya. Her BFF is so proud and even shrieks when Marinette admits her hot chocolate Friend-date yesterday ended in a mistletoe kiss.

Adrien meanwhile has a dreamy, rosy look on his face and doesn’t respond when Nino waves his hand up and down in front of him.

I kind of feel bad that their Christmas Eve was ruined, but oh well. For the record, the hair ribbons are costly because they use real silk and Swarovski crystals, but Adrien didn’t spend a dime on them because he just got them from free since their are Gabriel accessories. Gabriel doesn’t care.

For the record, Adrien’s secret Santa was Max. Lila gave pink stuff to Rose.

#miraculous ladybug fanfic #miraculous ladybug fic #ml fanfic #ml fanfiction #ml fic #adrienette #miraculous ladybug fanfiction #lila karma #lila bashing #lila gets exposed #lila is exposed #lila salt #alya salt #salt! mari #salty mari #salty marinette #ml salt fic #ml christmas salt fic #mrs rossi

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may i request some headcanons for della x reader where they're around the same age and bffs? 8D (gender neutral pronouns please and thank you sm!!)

Della & Reader Friendship headcanons

Who wouldn't want to be friends with this lovable mom?

Also I way into this. THIS IS TURNED INTO WAY MORE THAN PLANNED.

This is completely platonic!

Ommer is the gender neutral of aunt and uncle and yes I looked it up for this.

Nieph is gender neutral for niece and nephew.

• Glomgold claim to be your Uncle since seeing Scrooge be one, he can clearly do it better!

• Your parent's just went with it because he kinda threw money at them and he did have to promise to protect you.

• Then you meet Della and Donald Duck, Scrooge's niece and nephew.

• Being just a year younger than the twins, you started hanging out with them.

• Mostly only Della since Donald was going though a goth phase.

• The two of you would hang out in the forest near the mansion or go somewhere when you both wanted to do something.

• You both became best friends over years, telling secrets, avoid sometimes since your uncle since he wanted to show you how to scheme 'properly'

• You did have to break it to Glomgold one day that you couldn't hurt your friend's family.

• You could probably think how he would react.

• You left in the middle of his rant because you didn't want to hear him complain about the Scrooge and Ducks again.

• You were brought on an adventure by Della one day and ending saving the day.

• "This is why you bring silver when faces a werewolf!"

• "How would you even know that (Y/n)?!"

• Glomgold tried to sue Scrooge for endangering you, you had to talk some sense into him.

• Ending you being grounded for saving the McDucks.

• The family would be there the day your parents died in an accident and you needed someone less egotistical to comfort you.

• You did end up in Glomgold's care but not taking his last name.

• You were so happy when you found out that she was going to have triplets.

• "Imagine the trouble that three tiny dellas would get into because you, alone, already get in alot trouble."

• This earn a punch in the shoulder and a laugh from Della.

• "Don't worry, the boys will have a me and others to teach them how to get out of trouble."

• You would egg watch the eggs sometimes when the family were adventuring somewhere.

• You would take the side line when Donald and Della start arguing about stopping adventuring for the boys.

• Until Della asked for you opinion and you sided with Donald.

• "I mean what if something happened to you while adventuring? You do have Torbo, Jet, and Rebel to think about."

• "You know how much I want to give the boys this life."

• "Just wait until they are older, Della! They shouldn't have to deal with losing their mother at such a young age or even before they even get to see you." You yelled before rushing out the room, knowing Della would be pissed at you.

• For a month the two of you didn't talk or see each other until Della called and told you to meet her in the meeting spot in the forest, in the middle of the night.

• You rush there, not knowing what she wants.

• Della tells you that she found a gift from Uncle Scrooge, a rocket Ship, called Spear of Selena. She says that she is going to get in it soon and give her boys the stars.

• You knew you couldn't stop her but you made her promise to come back safe and sound.

• With a hug and a goodbye, they would be that last time you saw her for the next ten years.

• You had tried to make amend with Scrooge with the after math but he just never answered until you broke into the mansion one day.

• "I DON'T BLAME YOU, OLD MAN!" You yelled at him, laying on some broken glass.

• "L-."

• "She told me before she left and I could have stopped her b-but I didn't and I know how much you've put into finding her and how much you blame yourself. I'm doing it to."

• Having you and Scrooge comfort each other, you left him where to contact you.

• You made amends easily with Donald and help him raise the boys while having a job as Glomgold's right hand and Heir to his company and money.

• You complained to Donald about not using the names Della gave them.

• "These are actual names (Y/n)."

• "But hers were so much better."

• The boys called you Ommer even though they know you're not related, you've just always been a part of their lives.

• You've kept Glomgold away from know of the boys until Donald gets hired.

• "Do you not read any of the paper work?"

• "Work is work."

• Cue you and Donald trying to keep the boys, mostly Dewey. Ending Glomgold Henchmen dragging you out of the death trap.

• You panicking until you see them safe at the docks.

• You grouped hugged the children.

• "Thank good all of you are safe. Oh you're new, I'm (Y/n). You can call me Ommer since I've claimed you new as my niece."

• Webby squealed and hugged you tightly back.

• You become closer to the family and friends and Colleagues of it during the series, probably having an episode of the kids following you around thinking you're going on a date and with Donald and Scrooge just go

• "Is that allowed?" Never thing you would be romantically involved with anyone.

• You didn't have a date just wanted a night out by yourself but ended getting dinner with the group and Webby still trying to tell you who would probably match you well.

• "I'm good, I'm pretty I'm fine with all of you being my family."

• Louie called you out when you called them family, embarrassing you.

• Scrooge patted you on the shoulder.

• "So would you be my Nieph?" He said being serious since you've been around for along time and didn't leave him when Della disappeared.

• "If-If you want to?" You said and Donald threw and arm around you.

• "Yes! You're my sibling, no buts."

• You ended up in tears of mostly happiness because they are being so nice.

• After the boys found out Dewey's quest for information on their mother, the three came to you.

• "How do you remember our mom?" They asked one day while you were reading a book.

• "Della? She's my best friend! She wanted to give you boys the adventuring life but we argued that maybe should wait until you were old enough to. So you could fully understand what was happening and who she was." You told the boys keeping a strain smile.

• Putting the book down, rushed away from them, knowing it was not your place to tell them.

• Then you had to wash your family fall apart in front of you. Seeing the boys blame Scrooge, him going off on Webby, and the plane falling down.

• You went to your actual Uncle, and went to work until your shadow came alive and Glomgold went with his though the window.

• "Aw, Phooey." You said, seeing the Money Bin, rushing towards it.

• You get injured by some shadows because you don't think clear enough for battle plans when adrenaline is in your blood.

• You divert to find something to help and helping people on the way.

• Finding a place to stay and getting help for you bleeding arm was the best. Which was a tee shirt tied around it

• After it ended, you ensured everyone's safety before running to the Bin

• "Stop making me panic everytime something happens!" You yell when you get there, out of breath because dang that was a far run.

• Mrs.Beakley gives actual medical attention to your arm, saying you might need stitches.

• "That makes me rather bleed out and you know that." You tell her.

• You were force to see a doctor and got stitches, ending with a cool scar.

• You had Owlson take lead until your Uncle was found, helping her, and being co-CEOs with you having just more power.

• That was until you Uncle showed up and made a bet with Scrooge.

• You were there when everyone had send Uncle Donald on a relaxing Cruise.

• And was there to send the kids and Scrooge off on their next adventure.

• Which never happened because Della showed up.

• Scrooge hugged her tightly and had a conversation with her on the porch while the boys decided to hide behind you.

• "Della.." you muttered to yourself, knowing there is so much you want to say to her but wanted to triplets finally met her.

• After hugging Louie, getting up Della's eyes meet yours.

• "(Y/n)?" She said, happy that you kept that silence promise to watch over her family if something happened. "I knew you would become a part of this family."

• "You- are 10- years late!" You yelled with tears in your eyes. "I was so worried about yo-!"

• Della rushed to hug you realizing the guilt you've been putting on yourself since she last time she saw you.

• "Uh, you k-kept your promise." You muttered into her shoulder, sobbing.

• "Of course I would! I'm Della Duck! Also why did you let Donald name my kids?"

• "I tried, really I did."

• After she ate and told the boys a bedtime story she went to your room, which Scrooge gave you since you spent many nights here when Donald and the boys moved in.

• "So being alone on the moon for along, makes me not want to be alone, wanna have a sleep over?"

• "Heck yeah!"

• The two of you raided the kitchen, quietly as possible, but Mrs.Beakley knew, she always knows, she's a spy.

• Ended with you tanning away when she appeared out of nowhere with an armful and food.

• "Haven't seen them run like that since-." Della saw Mrs.Beakley and played it cool. "Heyyy, we were...just getting food to the birds- Bye."

• Della fell asleep on your bed, hugging all the blankets. You had to deal with the itchy one she left alone but you were fine with this. You have your best friend back.

• You did remind her to be nice to Launchpad, but then he said he was your best friend, and you had to hold her back.

• "I'm (Y/n)'s best friend/pilot!"yelled Della.

• "Oh you're that Della! (Y/n) told me so much about."

• No, Launchpad, you're just gonna boost her ego.

• "Oh really? Go on."

• Is this what you get when you binge watch a show with Launchpad afew times?

• You did tell Della you were 'helping' Glomgold with a bet with Scrooge. But you were mostly standing there coming up with ideas.

• "Ah , so he's still the same."

• You were trying to help Louie fix what he broke in time before Della found out.

• You weren't use to the three actually having a parent. You usually help hide stuff from Donald.

• "(Y/n)! Why would you help him with this? Why didn't come and tell me right away?" Della yelled at you.

• "They were only trying to help Mom!"

• "I'm not use to you being here with them, Okay?! So I did what I would usually and if it got to far then they would be in trouble!" You told her, shrinking away.

• "This isn't far enough for you?" Yelled Della.

• You were apologizing before getting sent into time.

• Looking at the place, castle. In ! the royal bedroom of the sorts.

• "Oh come on!" You muttered seeing the door open.

• "There you are, you're late for the tournament." Said the man before seeing your outfit. "And still needing to get dress."

• He had got you a expense outfit, after he learned that you were not gender conformed, ending with a fancy looking suit.

• "Why are we going to a tournament?"

• "The one for you hand in marriage, of course! Have you forgot what day it is? You're 21st birthday, anyone can compete for you hand."

• Oh, heckle. You were not getting married and you weren't than young anyway.

• You tried to refuse but you were still dragged to were you were suppose to sit.

• To see knights, Common folk, and Della, lined up.

• "Della?!" You yelled and she saw and smiled with a wave.

• "You know her?"

• "Of her. She has been exploring the far, far away places." You Tell the man and it went on.

• Della won and the two of you finally got alone time.

• "Oh my gosh think you for that!" You tell her.

• "I'm happy you're safe and we were sent back around the same time." She said before looking at you in anger.

• "You can't just help my kids get away with things like this! They could get hurt and you too! I know you are not use to anyone else beside Donald raising my kids but you need to trust me."

• "I-I know. I'm sorry, I'm just use to looking out for them, I guess that included you." You tell her before being sent back to your time.

• You watched her and Louie argur and her ground him, Louie looking for support but this has to be done.

• "That was a good job." You tell her.

• "You know if I could ground you, I would."

• "At last, I'm only a year younger than you so I can not but I will learn to not do this ever again." You tell her.

• You were dragged with Glomgold to get his own 'family' and had to keep telling them, you weren't a captive.

• The only difference you would split everything with Louie in the contract. Letting you get Glomgold's business and money and him McDucks enterprise and money.

• You did try to help Glomgold not get what was coming to him.

• "Who wants Milkshakes? I've suddenly came into some wealth." You said slinging a arm around Owlson.

• "And this fine lady is getting a raise!"

• You were busy with business stuff, while Louie was playing the richest duck in the world with Owlson and Launchpad.

• You did get a urgent call from Della saying to come over to them before the day was ended and you did.

• She asked you to stay over until the threat of invasion passed or happened. You agreed because she clearly didn't want you to be in danger.

• When it finally did happen and everyone went to the Money Bin. You comfort Louie for crashing all the satellites and causing all communication to be lost.

• You went with Della and the Kids, you wished Scrooge and the others the best of luck before leaving.

• "Just don't like.... die, okay? That would be bad." You told him.

• "That wouldn't happen, laddeh." He said. "But you keep Della's head on straight, okay?"

• "Of course."

• It would have been easier dealing with the aliens with Della dodging all the questions until it caused the plane to crash on and island.

• Where Donald was.

• "What the heck? You look like that dude in that movie-." You yell at him before getting and elbowed by Huey. "Point taken."

• You all catch rides on Della and Donald's cousin's shrimp and saved Scrooge from a rude alien leader.

• And then having to go on the spaceship.

• "I should drive because I know how to do both!" You argued with the twins, trying to get the controls from them.

• "When did you learn both?"

• "I've had alot of spare time while being an heir to a rich company and my uncle not caring if I actually sure."

• "Oh yeah, he did that." Said Scrooge remembering that legally you were his next to kin.

• You meet Penumbra after she helped y'all not die.

• "You are most skilled." She said to you. "Della spoke of you many times."

• "Awe, that's so sweet of you. I'm happy she did. You're also very skilled since you just help us save our world." You tell her with a smile.

• "Of course."

• "Yes! My best friends are becoming besties." Loudly whisper Della.

• Glomgold pulled you away from the Ducks to tell you that he save the world! Hahahah

8/2/2020

I went over bored on this. Just a tad.

Need sleep because its 5 something am.

I got to work tomorrow, :/

It pays well though and I bought a few Steven Universe merch. (Books, just 3 books.)

#ducktales x reader #ducktales #reader insert #platonic fic #platonic headcanons #della duck #Della duck & reader #della duck x reader #blu #this probably way more than you expect #im really into ducktales #and there is so little here

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Imagine: JFM dies when WWX is about 13 so he's been cultivating for a few years and already pretty strong. YZY keeps him along because it would look bad on her part as regent to automatically get rid of him. She whispers in JC's ear about how bad WWX is and how him being stronger hurts the sect. They kick WWX out but the other sects have heard enough about WWX to be interested in the strong son of the late CSSR. He becomes a rogue cultivator for a year and ends up in Qinghe and NMJ takes him 1/8

on as a guest disciple. WWX flourishes in the Nie sect and becomes bffs with NHS and MY and adores NMJ (a psuedo-bro that respects and actually cares about him in this economy?) WWX is allowed to invent and work on what he pleases because a) it strengthens the Nie and b) NMJ finds it interesting. Maybe he starts working on a way to tame the sabre spirits? LXC visits NMJ a lot (cause nielan is real) and he meets WWX and finds him interesting. Next time he visits he brings LWJ with him and LWJ 2/8

falls for WWX almost instantly (just like canon maybe they sword fight or something). Anyway WWX dances around his budding crush on LWJ by showing him all his inventions. Makes him jealous in the process because he shows LWJ the war fans that he's working on for NHS. NHS finds the whole thing hilarious and schemes with MY. When they all are old enough they go to TCR. NHS, WWX, and even MY go (cause the 1st two made sad faces at NMJ until he said yes). They meet JC there who is incredibly 3/8

cold to WWX and treats him like dirt. WWX tries to be nice and pick back up where things left off but JC has stewed for several years in his resentment toward WWX with the fires being stoked by YZY. He's automatically horrible to WWX and keeps trying to pick fights and get WWX in trouble. At first LQR falls for this but then one day he sees WWX sitting and chatting with NHS LWJ and MY while JC provokes him. JZX joins the group and WWX and him form an unlikely friendship. At some point JZX 4/8

Tumblr did something stupid when I sent in one of the parts of that ask I sent so if you get an 8 part ask and are missing a part I'm sorry D: I also don't remember exactly what it said but I think it was the part about Lan summer camp, WWX befriending JZX and JC being an asshole who is kicked out of TCR.

The Lan are attacked and the indoctrination happens. LWJ and WWX kill Xuanwu together and end up spending time in Qinghe to heal. LP is attacked and burns. JYL is in Mieshan when this happens with a couple of her closest maids and a few of the shimeis (is that the correct word for younger martial sisters?) YZY dies and JC goes back to LP and ends up being killed in the process. JYL accedes as sect leader with all the shimeis as her badass women warriors behind her. The Jiang become the first 6/8

sect to be exclusively matriarchal in nature known. Attempt the impossible is still their motto but takes on a new meaning this time around. The Wen are defeated. WQ becomes sect leader and turns the Wen into a sect of doctors. She discovers a way to prevent/reverse qi deviation. Since MY had befriended NHS and WWX early on and made to feel included he never left the Nie since he felt respected and dare I say loved where he was. WWX keeps inventing and eventually marries LWJ. They spend 7/8

spring/summer in TCR where the both of them teach juniors there and fall/winter in Qinghe where they teach juniors there. JGS dies by poison from Madam Jin and JZX becomes sect leader. JZX realizes he hates being sect leader and would rather be a trophy husband to JYL and so adopts MXY into the sect only for them to find that MXY also doesn't want to (he lives and gets a cute bf). Qin Su somehow becomes Jin sect leader and also bffs with JYL. Everyone is happy and alive. 8/8

This is a fun AU.

#mdzs #cql #anon #asks

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Semi-liveblogging

A New York Christmas Wedding, indie Netflix movie... All I know is it’s on Netflix, there’s not a trailer, and uh, it’s wlw??? SPOILERS below!

WTF did they say “you’re not my girlfriend”

“She can’t know you like me” and then immediate fornication, I Do Not Want

Okay, we’re expecting like Lifetime or Hallmark Channel levels of writing on this I see...

Wait did she say her best friend died? Or I wasn’t paying attention. From watching later uh, maybe she said they lost touch, i mean, a BFF would be like the person Who you would think it would be but...

Asian wlw extras!!! intimacy :’)

(Wonder if she’ll be bi or gay)

Blah blah, mom is insufferable

Oh but so... is this a called off wedding then, I guess it’s her wedding, like that’s what the signs point to... huuuh.... Like, I hope there’s not cheating involved or I’ll be very :/

Wow, sassy BFF gay angel, lol

“You shouldn’t under estimate love during Christmas”

Here comes gay supernatural sh*t (at least I hope)

Gay angel, is she just gonna see 1000 gay signs tomorrow? Lol

I sincerely forgot his name, like Abziel or something, I’m sorry gay angel

oh right, i kept thinking they would be cold, but this is 6 mo before Christmas. today is a really chilly night for me

Azrael, I was close. I only remember it because it’s marked by the captions

Her fiance does have a nice back though

hate when there’s unnecessary flashback v.o. in stuff, just have a thoughtful look, feel okay with being quiet!!!

OH MY GOSH TRANSPORTED TO A GAY LIFE, I f*cking love it!!!

the light pouring in from the window and it’s looking all foggy.

They have a dog named Smudge :’)

Oh my gosh they’re having a meeting with a reverand or something for their gay wedding???

her tentativly grabbing the leash, i’m hear for this, thank you gay angel, there are endless amount of signs!!! lol.

I love smudges eyebrows!!!!

Oh thank you A... Azrael, i forgot Jennifer’s name for the whole movie (okay i took a couple hour break but still)

OKAY, the best friend is dead, or WAS dead. i was like how is this gonna work out, oooh.

This is rated MA and I think maybe just from cussing? We’ll see. So far she has said f*ck, lol

Those Christmas pajamas were corny, but it’s a family so that’s allowed. Bye David.

I hope I have a gay guardian angel

He said others are alive. is she gonna see her dad?

ghost of gays past

gosh dang it a flashback... it’s okay, it’s hopefully you know an inexperienced writer or filmmakers and they can get better.

I hope her dad is there

Oh but I forgot to mention since i wasn’t liveblogging from the start, uuuuuhhhh, why did she throw the cookies away, she was still there and her dad. Teens are so dramatic

where’s the dog? did she return the dog and go to her dads... wait, no he’s driving her home, Did they not want a dog in the car... lol

smudge? Smudge??? Lol. okay, i’ll ignore the filmmaking and continuity aspect.

Slide show interesting

Oh really noticing the handheld shakiness right now though

did that girl really sing it? doesn’t look like that voice comes out of that body

gays in a church, i’m feeling emotional (I know they’re not necessarily gay I’m using it as an umbrella term)

“you are my queen and I am your peasant” - this is like who’s the handmaiden and who’s the feudal lord meme, lol

why would a pastor.... whatever they’re call had a picture of just two church goers... parishioners? (can you tell I’m not catholic, are they catholic?)

Dang, they gonna fight to have a wedding here? Like personally if he said sh*t I would want to be married by him, but I guess the location does mean a lot to them.

They really be throwing Jennifer into this talk with no clue. Azrael give a girl some hints!!

Did the priest tell her to get an abortion? That’s the implication right? He wouldn’t say it though. Dang.

Eeesh, is this the f*ckboy that was with ... Gabby in the beginning? Never heard a boy trying to be a unicorn in a wlw relationship. Yike....

lol, yeah she told him to f*ck himself. and punched him in the face, LOOOOL

Awww, she told her dad about her crush on her BFF???

Lol, Jennifer getting excited about talking to her dad, and Gabby is like, babe, u see him everyday

Aw, a song in spanish

i didn’t mention earlier but afro-latinx yaaa. Noice

hmmm, yeah i mean it would be a little awkward bringing up a childhood/teenage fight

being forced to read the note by gabby and saying “out loud” nice device to make it natural to the audience

smudge is my favorite character

lol sorry, but if it’s christmas, is it christmas christmas, i don’t want this to be over. can she at least make out with her wife! is this day one or day two :/ okay i’ll just watch and see

DANG THAT WOULD BE INTIMATE ARM TOUCHES FOR A BFF

i only snuggled like once on a bed with one of mine.

O Christmas Tree playing during this make out is killing me

that was soft. just making out and some but rubbing but all just in undies, that’s nice

ok i think father is gonna do the old switcheroo on us. but this verse is engaging my fight or flight

Entertaining how neutral all these ppl’s faces are during this sermon, like realistic, lol....

okay there’s like one smile. there’s nodding now

(i know ppl would be upset realistically too)

Oh snap a man is walking out, okay yeah. There’s maybe three

LOL. I really did walk out once during a slippery slope sermon. Hate that white man took over one of my churches and he wasn’t even certified. I just sat on the curb until closing worship.... mmmm

did this man just invite all the lgbtq ppl up??

I wouldn’t want that attention, LOOOL........ i get it’s supposed to be a nice moment but, what?

They all have partners? Dang, where’s my partner at church (lol, church is hardly a thing anymore right now anyway :’) )

I DON”T want no SURPRISE WEDDING THAT IS JUST IN FORNT OF CHURCH PPL

glad they acknowledged that looong pause in a natural way

Imagine trying to attnd christmas service, and then it’s a secret wlw wedding

One of the gay couples, I”M SCREAMING, looks like a married couple at my current church, lol. I mean not like exactly, but same essense and energies

That SLITTTT, what a power move for a wedding dress / reception dress

Very weird lighting but i’ll ignore it

u don’t need to applaud the priest...

“to the day i die” (to the day i die) echo, echo... , that’s some corny audio

OH my goshhh??? is he the aborted BABY, whaiuhufheruahcyuahdsbhabshdfbahsbdfa

or their dead baby, whatever it was unclear on purpose. oh myy gosh????

what the f*ck david coming to get Jennifer like a horror movie

“what’s a smudge”

hmm i wonder how this can conclude

that map i huge on the console??? i don’t know modern cars

Gabrielle and I were mar-- we were baptized. LOLL, why woudl they just give away info about a parishioner

David must just be like, wtf is she on

oh okay, no abortion, just miscarriage

What, huhhh. this lady is same sex married too??? but the priest was kicked out?

is david gonna be biphobic

oh i guess not, that’s good

sliding doors? by Gbby’s son, Jennifer needs to get her girl

Me saying this show needs to let there be silence vs me almost falling asleep while she makes a decision. I MEAN, to be fair it’s almost 6am and i haven’t slept yet, lol

okay, but we didn’t spend enough time with Azrael for me to be sad that he’ll be gone, sorry not sorry

“it can wait” ... i.e. love can wait, be careful, i.e. use a condom

that’s entirely too many candy canes

i wonder if these kids are gonna have to carry the rest of the film?

these kids are the most chill! good they both like women and each other

they 3d printed a man just so he could be a gay angel

OH NO I watchd to the end of the credits and the guy on piano died this year

okay, so overall, p cute. Cute enough. It probably satisfied only about 33% of my cute wlw quota though. Corny and a bit awkward, but, i think gays deserve not high quality cinema as well. Lol. i half recommmend it, but it’s not costing you antyhing but time on Netflix.

okay, I sleep

#a new york christmas wedding #a new york christmas wedding spoilers #spoilers #...#mmmmmm

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krokonoko · 4 years

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the heart wants what it wants. and as much as I love my angst, sometimes I need me some freaky shit like,,, Lacho AUs in which the cartel is not a factor and Lalo and Nacho are just. REGULAR ASS BOYFRIENDS.

LOTS of assorted headcanons under the cut!

shield thine eyes, there’s some heavy ass fluff incoming.

Lalo has his own little restaurant. No one knows how it stays afloat with the erratic way Lalo’s leading it, but it seems his family’s somehow just absolutely loaded, so he can afford it. Honestly sometimes it feels like he just uses it to fuck around with new recipes. Like there’s no real rhyme or reason to what he’s doing, but everyone loves his food, he’s really good with the patrons and if he parties the whole night through then it doesn’t matter cuz the next morning the kitchen still looks spick and span and Lalo’s awake and chipper, ready for the next day! How does he do it? No one knows, especially not his staff. But when someone asks, he just laughs it off and changes the subject and oh my god he’s so charming how could anyone resist him? -

Lalo’s still on the antisocial spectrum and manic af in this AU, so his approach to relationships and emotions is a bit different than your neurotypical one. He seems to have a penchant for breaking rules, can be manipulative at times, and certain things don’t affect him the way you’d expect. But most of the time you wouldn’t even know, cuz generally he’s a really affable guy who’s a lot of fun to be around. He’s genuinely trying not to step on anyone’s toes. That being said, you don’t like him then yeah, he don’t give two shits. -

Nacho used to be part of some gang, but got out in time. He now studies business or something like that. He’s super ambitious and keeps badgering his papá about investing into technical improvements that would make his shop more effective and streamlined. Manuel gets heart burn every time Nacho runs the numbers by him. He’s been running the shop for longer than Nacho is alive, he’s not gonna contract new debts after it took him so long to pay everything off...! And Nacho insists that’s how business WORKS, it’s all about investment and growth. Manuel says with a smile that when the shop is Nacho’s, he can stuff it with all the novelty apparatuses that he wants, but he’ll have to wait until Manuel is no more, and Nacho is like papá don’t be so overdramatic...!! And Manuel laughs and pats Nacho’s back because actually he’s really proud of his son and the fact that he’s so concerned with the shop and they’re HAPPY GODDAMMIT -

For some reason this AU doubles as a modern AU as well. Which means smartphones exist. Nacho spends. SO much time on Instagram. Photos of his car. Photos of Nacho leaning against his car. Gym selfies. All over the damn place. And Lalo doesn’t understand insta cuz he’s a tech averse king, but he still secretly checks out Nacho’s blog all the time cuz yummy! Sometimes he comments on Nacho’s posts with a bunch of. really weird emojis, half of which don’t mean what Lalo thinks they mean, and Nacho thinks it’s cringe af. -

They’ve been having this thing going on for about a year and they’re both suuuper casual about it, like, SO casual, especially Nacho, wow he is so incredibly low key about this, like he is not too all over this or anything, just the right amount of relaxed, laid back, so cool, yeah. -

Just that Lalo is actually incredibly flirty all the time and courts the hell out of Nacho, he’s almost a bit gentleman-like about it, almost a bit old-school, and Nacho thinks that’s kinda dope and the way Lalo treats him like he’s the sexiest thing on earth sometimes comes across as a little condescending but there’s something about it, too, that makes Nacho sometimes lie awake at night thinking about it, brushing his thumb over his lower lip and thinking about the way Lalo pulls him in for kisses. -

When Lalo picks Nacho up from the gym, Nacho smiles when he sees him. When Lalo cracks a crude joke about making people swallow condoms, Nacho chuckles. When Lalo makes him food, Nacho enjoys it. When they walk along the sidewalk in the evening, Nacho casually bumps into Lalo and Lalo puts an arm around Nacho. When Lalo is close, Nacho feels comfortable, and warm, and drawn to him. -

Nacho has had a couple of girl- and boyfriends, but he’s only ever introduced Manuel to his girlfriends. Manuel’s known that Nacho’s into boys ever since he came home early to teenage Nacho and Domingo sitting on the living room couch 6 ft apart with their shirts rumpled and their faces red as beet. But Nacho didn’t seem to want to talk about it, so Manuel respected that. He’s a bit concerned cuz he’s afraid Nacho feels like he can’t talk to him, but he wouldn’t wanna push him. -

So all of Lalo’s attempts to meet papá Varga have been met by Nacho with stone-walling and general avoidance. -

But Lalo’s a very family oriented person so he just decides to make it a surprise dinner! At first Manuel is a bit wary cuz alright, what’s going on, who is this guy? But then Lalo turns up the charm and he’s just one of these guys who are absolutely stellar at wooing older ppl. So he keeps charming circles around Manuel with food and jokes, and Manuel kinda starting to like this guy, and when Manuel wants to get himself some more beer- nonono you stay put Sr. Varga, I’m gonna take care of this for you - and then they get to the part of the evening where Manuel tells childhood stories about Nacho like how he cried when he lost his first tooth and Lalo is just ab-so-lute-ly ENTHRALLED by it all and before you know it he and Manuel are BFF. -

all the while Nacho just. SEETHES in his corner. -

Manuel leaves and Lalo and Nacho start cleaning up the kitchen, and they’re very quiet until Nacho just goes “are you going to tell me what the hell all that was about?” and Lalo’s like “???” and Nacho’s just. “That little sing-and-dance you just did there? Like. What’s your end-game here. If this was some kind of attempt to get to me through my, dad, to, idk, somehow get emotional leverage over me, istg...!” And Lalo’s gets honestly serious and looks and Nacho all earnest-like... “man... is it really that hard to believe that it’s important to me that your dad likes me...?” and then he goes “you know what, Ignacio, you seem upset. Why don’t you just go home and leave the kitchen to me, yeah?” and so Nacho does, and he’s really angry at Lalo, and he doesn’t really get what just happened there. -

a couple days later his dad calls him and Nacho is kinda concerned but Manuel doesn’t pick up on it, he’s just like “Mijo, I just. Wanted to say how important that was to me, to meet your boyfriend, he’s a really nice y-...nice man.” (Nacho notices the gap where the “young” should have been lmao) and actually Manuel is trying to be like “Mijo, I am supportive of you please notice that I am trying to tell you that I think this is super okay!” but Nacho is so busy being confused cuz he’s never referred to Lalo as his boyfriend in his head even though they’ve been at this for over a year. So Nacho’s kinda monosyllabic and like “so. he didn’t upset you or anything?” and Manuel’s like “noo, he was really friendly. You didn’t give him a hard time, did you, Ignacio...??” Manuel gets all stern and fatherly...!! “Let me tell you one thing. Not a single one of your girlfriends has ever been this polite or interested in me. This man, he’s being serious about you. Maybe it’s time to stop being cautious.” -

and that’s when it starts to dawn on Nacho that that’s. Honestly all there is to it. Lalo wasn’t trying to manipulate him or whatever. He honestly just noticed that Manuel is an important part of Nacho’s life, and wanted to connect with that. And that is- actually. really sweet of him, what the fuck?!? -

Nacho lays awake again that night and notices that there’s something going on in his chest, like something big and warm blooming there and oh my fucking god you can’t be SERIOUS this is RIDICULOUS he’s way too old for this shit, AND way too worldly-wise and all that! -

So Nacho drives by Lalo’s place the other day and asks him whether he wants to go for a drink and so they go to a bar and sit there in silence for a moment until Nacho goes “my dad asked about you” and Lalo chuckles and is like “yeah? at least someone who misses me!” and Nacho rolls his eyes but he’s kinda got it coming now. Anyway, so, Nacho starts explaining that his dad is the most important person in his life, and he is soft and sweet and precious and a national treasure that must be protected at all costs and if someone was to hurt him and all that jazz. And Lalo’s like, yeah, no, I get it. Family is everything. And your dad is a really cool guy. The problem is that for Nacho, it’s just been him and Manuel against the world for so long, he’s gotten kinda prickly about letting anyone else get close to his dad. But maybe this is good, and maybe, oh god he doesn’t really wanna think about it in that much detail, but like, Lalo gets it, and they leave the bar together and Lalo immediately gets out his phone and calls Manuel like “Sr. Varga, I’ve been wondering how you’ve been doing! What, Nachito? He’s doing fine. No, nooo, he’s not been mean at all. Couldn’t if he tried. Well, I hope you have a great evening. Yeah, talk to you soon!” and Lalo’s just absolutely obnoxious about this, winking at Nacho and everything and Nacho sighs and accepts his punishment. (Later Lalo’s gonna be like “of course you were right, I did have ulterior motives. I was just trying to butter you up for the dinner I have planned with my uncle Hector!” and Lalo keeps talking about how much he loves his tio and how he’s basically a father figure to him and such a great guy. But then they meet him and Lalo only introduces Nacho as “a friend”, and Hector is this grumpy old guy who hates absolutely everyone and everything, can’t go two sentences without being racist, sexist or homophobic. And Nacho’s like aaalright, guess I gotta deal with THIS now. But they don’t meet him that often so it’s alright.) -

OH but Manuel is still a BIT conservative about SOME things?? Like, he’s fine with Nacho having a boyfriend, but does he have to be so. you know. old...? Like. He’s not your sugar daddy, right Ignacio...? You’re not expecting him to keep you, right Ignacio...??? And Nacho is kinda pissy because UHM?? the implications?? He would never?? He’s nobody’s trophy boyfriend. He does like getting paraded around like one every now and then but he’s not. He buys his own damn stuff. But yeah sorry Nacho, that’s just how parents are sometimes lmao -

ANYWAY the point is, they. They care. Nacho cares Lalo. And seeks out his company on his own accord without any outside influences forcing him to. And Lalo cares Nacho. And they kinda start to accept that this is. a thing. And Nacho learns to accept that he can let himself feel save and comfortable around Lalo. And they’re just regular ass boyfriends. Who go on vacation together. Who have just fantastic sex without any coercion or backstabbing involved. Who fall asleep on the couch watching movies together. Who celebrate each other’s birthdays. All that freaky shit!!! 😭😭😭

#Lacho #Lalo Salamanca #Nacho Varga #Better Call Saul #BrBa BCS #regular ass boyfriends AU #fluffy Lacho hours!!

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punkwithpaints · 4 years

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The Rammstein Magic!AU no one asked for

Sorry this is kinda Richard heavy. I originally was just going to use him as an inspiration for a single character, but the deeper I went for his character, the more I started pulling in the rest of the gang until I decided it was easier to call it an AU. This is absolute word vomit and spit balling an idea, but I’d love to hear what you think and some feedback! Pardon the rambling and sorry if this makes zero sense.

Richard: Alright, so, basically he can summon spirits/entities things like that. He knows about the forest’s darker secrets. Think of those spooky writings that are like “If you’re in the woods and hear 3 knocks, knock back but leave immediately.” Like, this fucker knows every old spirit, good, bad and unknown that go through the forest. He knows all the do’s and don’t’s and people come to him when they manage to get curses put on them or their families. He also knows about monsters that lurk around at night and other things.

With summoning, it’s a skill where at first it’s overwhelming since he starts to see and hear spirits and all that, so it’s a hard power to learn. Most summon animals or things that are living, not the dead. Most people’s minds can’t handle the added effect of seeing and hearing that stuff constantly.

He goes to churches or houses that people are like, “Uh, What is happening in this place?”. And he can strut in, look around and be like, “lmao that’s a demon, I see you fucker.” And he’s gotten so good at summoning that he can kinda reverse uno whatever it is, causing to it to be able to be seen by everyone else as well.

Problem is, when he first started learning, he got cocky and ended up fucking around with something way stronger than what he could handle at the time and basically got possessed. For years he is basically a dick. He’s dangerous, reclusive, hurts his friends and those around him, yadda yadda. Finally, he has enough will power to try and stop this thing, but the only way he knows how to get rid of it is to kill himself. Because without a living soul/body, the demon has nothing to feed off of or a place to stay. So he attempts by trying to slit his wrists, however, the demon is so impressed with his willpower and determination he offers a deal. It basically says, “Listen, I’ll make you a deal. You will have free will over your body and mind, but I get to stay.” Fine. Demon doesn’t let him die, heals his wounds, but there are scars obviously.

Richard now has a demon inside him. Fantastic. Richard and the demon can converse back and forth. So, Richard will be like, “Yeah, looks like you’re dealing with *insert demon thing here*.” And suddenly his voice will change and the demon is like, “I don’t know, it seems more like *other demon thing*”. Freaks people out pretty bad usually, if they aren’t expecting it. Richard also has a regular eye and a blind eye. Regular eye is just a regular eye, but his other blind eye is what gives him the ability to see the spirits. It’s like a right of passage for his type of people, where they have to blind one of their own eyes somehow.

ANYWAY

With the demon inside him, the demon has the ability to bring things back from the dead. Hence why Richard was able to come back after attempting to kill himself. Technically speaking, Richard is sorta permanently dead but living. I considered giving him no heart beat but I’ll get back to that in a sec. So, Demon and him slowly start working together where he lets the demon influence and strengthen his summoning powers and summon the actual dead as well as see them. Now he has necromancy.

When the demon made his deal, he tells Richard he can summon him if he needs him, but it’s gonna be hella taxing. Richard has to summon him exactly as he did the first time. AKA, slit his wrists to activate it. So, demon would take back into control causing Richards magic to get stronger by God knows how much. Obviously, he can’t do this very often or for too long, but if shit really hits the fan, this could help him make it out alive. I mean, the demon really doesn’t want to lose his flesh home. I’m thinking this is where the heart beat thing comes into play. Where he’s sorta half dead, his heart would stop when he activates the demon to take over.

Till: TILL. THIS GUY. So, I figured where Till likes the water/swimming/animals so much, he’d live at the edge of the forest by the ocean cliff sides. He’s specialize in familiars and mythological creatures. Like, he’s BFF’s with the local sirens and mermaids. He’s the opposite of Richard. Till has the magic that I forget the name of but it revolves around communicating with animals, knowing what the area is saying through them, that kinda stuff if that makes any sense. He likes growing special and rare herbs for potions and rituals. He’s pretty quiet and doesn’t like being around people, so he keeps his magic on the down low usually and spends his time talking to the sirens and mermaids, creatures/animals around him. Tends to his garden and such. He sells it at the weekend markets where he does fine since he’s one of the few that can offer certain herbs. I think he would have a shapeshifting ability or have a familiar he could change into. I’m thinking a bear or a griffin. Druid-ish????

Although Till loves the water, he’s actually specializes in pyromancy. He doesn’t use it too often, since he keeps his magic mainly hidden, but hey, he can start a camp fire or his stove with it, so that’s nice. He loves to gossip with the mermaids and sirens. They were a little confused when their tricks and songs didn’t work on him, well, they did a little, but not completely. But then they put 2 and 2 together and go, “Oh….Wait….I don’t think he likes girls as much as some of the other sailors we’ve met.” So now they just accept him as their bestie and like talking to him about their crushes and the newest dumb sailors they all lured in. They both share fish catches with each other, and Till does sketches of the market/forest so he can come and show them what it looks like since they’re curious.

He also owns a dragon. Not a big one. One that’s the size of a parrot. It likes to chill on his shoulder and likes crackers and grasshoppers. He raised it from an egg. Everyone is all like, “Dude yeah he’s scary omg, I heard he has a whole dragon!!” and they stop by, only to find this burly dude having a cup of tea with the mermaids and a tiny dragon nibbling a graham cracker on his shoulder.

However, his herbs/garden is what links him to Paul and Flake.

Paul/Flake: So, these two bois live together (Definitely no homo going on here) and Flake is even more recluse than Till. They have a cloaking spell on their cabin. You have to absolutely know a certain tree with a ritual attached to it or a spell/password sorta deal to gain access/the ability to see it.

They’re in an open field/prairie area. Flake would be a healer and very good at protection based spells and rituals. He always buys a lot of his herbs from Till so him and Till are close because 1.) Both reclusive as fuck and 2.) P L A N T S.

Meanwhile, Paul has telekinesis and mind reading. He’s a cocky boi but he does care a ton. Even if everyone wants to smack him half the time. I keep thinking their first meeting was something along the lines of:

Flake brings him along when he goes to Till to stock up on herbs, and Paul meets Richard for the first time since Richard stopped by to visit. It’s probably pretty fresh after the whole “Tried to kill myself to yeet the demon out of me and now we’re roommates” deal. And They have barely shaken hands when Paul is looks smug and goes, “You regret you didn’t die but you were honestly too scared too as well.” And Richard is like “ALRIGHT I HAVE TO KILL HIM DON’T YOU DARE READ MY MIND LIKE THAT”. So, Paul and Richard hate each other for a while. Well, Richard hates Paul, Paul doesn’t mind Richard, he’s just waiting for him to come back to him cause that’s usually how first meetings go for him.

Later on, as they start to talk, Paul confides in Richard (after apologizing) that he understands what Richard felt and that he had attempted before as well. Being able to hear everyone’s thoughts and feel their emotions is horrible when you first start out, and is incredibly overwhelming. Over time, Richard and him end up connecting pretty well. Richard still hates the mind reading thing (so does Till), but despite the differences, they’re friends.

Paul can also temporarily slow/reverse time in a certain limit around him. Maybe like, 15-20 foot radius? For about 30 seconds? Let’s say Till decided to use his pyromancy towards him, Paul can decide to halt it and slow it, or it can begin to reverse itself. Richard sends out some hellhounds, Paul can cause them to slow way down once they get close so he can duck around them and hurry off somewhere else.

Flake, despite the hatred of being around people, is actually a pretty great guy once he warms up to you. He’s someone you can have a good cry with but also, he can absolutely fuck up your whole day. I’d think since he can do cloaking spells, he’d understand spells about portals and rifts. To make something ‘invisible’ (AKA, their house), he’s more so just shifting the dimensions people can see, making it into one that they can’t. And sometimes, you got to yeet your idiot friends through portals to somewhere safe cause they don’t know when to shut the hell up. One of my inspirations for his powers was the music video to the song Falling to Pieces by David Guetta, specifically around the 2:55 mark. I’d imagine that, instead of getting obliterated like the people in the music video, it more that he’s shifting every part of that person into different portals/dimensions. I mean, technically, yeah, they die. BUT HEY, who can say they died via getting blasted through different portals and shifts down to a molecular level? Flake can’t do it a lot obviously. It’s hard enough opening one or two portals, so to pull a stunt like that could kill him if he isn’t careful enough. So many times everyone has had to be like FLAKE NO HEY CHILL WE ARE OKAY DON’T DO THAT.

I imagine Flake and Paul have been friends since they were teenagers, so they watched each other’s powers develop. Once Paul starts figuring his powers out, it starts becoming too much. Flake tries his best to be supportive and encourage him and keep him sane, but Paul can feel how much he’s scaring Flake and making him worry. Paul finally tries to end it (in a similar fashion to Richard, so they have matching scars which is another bonding point for them), but Flake finds him in time. However, Flake hasn’t quite got his healing abilities down yet, but the fear and adrenaline of losing his best friend is what flips the switch to finally allow him to completely channel it. Paul heals up and startles back into reality and is like “EXCUSE ME, I THOUGHT YOU COULDN’T DO THAT” and Flake is shaking him like, “YOU DUMBASS IF YOU EVER DIE IM GOING TO KILL YOU.”

Ollie: My tall boi. I’m thinking he’s part wood elf. His magic is based off of using the environment such as tree roots or trees, manipulating and summoning eco life around him. Wanna get beat by a root system? Ollie is your guy. His powers are kinda like Till, but not as animal heavy. I know there’s a word for this magic too but my ass cannot remember it for the life of me. He’s probably one of the rarest of the bunch to spot, but unlike Till or Flake, he doesn’t put up much of a fight when it comes to seeing people or going out. People are intimidated by him cause, I mean, this fucker is 6’7 and came out of the woods like some magical sasquatch lumberjack.

But he’s very down to earth (Pun intended). Ollie crafts armor or blades in his spare time. Sometimes he’ll join Till at the market and sell his stuff or take commissions from anyone who needs new weapons/armor, or if they need anything repaired. He knows how to lace objects with magic so it can do a better job with protection or heighten the users own abilities. Ollie is able to know what’s happening in his neck of the woods. He lives in the deepest part of the forest, Richard isn’t too far from him actually. But Ollie’s area is more of a calm area of the woods, not the spooky ass weird area Richard stays in. Ollie has way more ALIVE deer, first off. No wendigos. What a difference.

I don’t know how to phrase this without it sounding dumb as hell, but basically he talks to trees. He can tap his magic into the systems of the trees and plants and pick up on conversations miles away from him. The trees become his eyes and ears, if that makes sense. It’s never super sharp or in focus (Dream like maybe?), but he’ll know when you’ve entered his section of the woods. He can sometimes tell roughly how many, and catch snippets of your conversations. He’ll make sure to keep an eye on you.

Schneider: My boy. I’m thinking he’s a witch mage kinda guy who has visions and predictions. He fucking loves crystals, tarot cards, special odds and ends, things like that. Reading the stars kinda guy. Schneider actually gets called in by the king or whomst the fuck ever is running this world I’m coming up with, to predict the futures of queens incoming babies, wars, decision making, yadda yadda. He’s hella guidance and damn good at what he does. His visions are never in perfect clarity, but with the aid of his other doodads and such, he can give you a pretty good estimate. He’s like Turbo Tax, but with life choices.

I’m thinking his powers would probably be something along the lines of a copy cat? He can usually tell what your about to do a few seconds before you do it. Somethings are super easy for him to predict (like a punch), other things are harder (complicated magic). I think he might fit under the title Warlock with a Vestige pact? Where the souls/echos of his ancestors that have passed on stay with him. They’re the ones that help him see glimpses into the future make sure he’s protected. They’re also why he can replicate (roughly) most spells that are done towards him. For example: If Paul tried to levitate something and toss it at him, there’s a chance that someone before Schneider, in his linage, had some kind of knowledge of that form of magic. If Schneider reacts fast enough, he can reverse uno that shit back at Paul or toss it somewhere else. Sometimes, it’s more of a canceling effect. So, if Richard tried to resurrect something to attack him, he could undo the resurrection spell, making the dead thing fall back apart, since you can’t double bring something back to life.

Him and Richard went through a similar process to gain their abilities. Richard is a host and dealt with/is dealing with being possessed, and Schneider is temporily possessed/influenced by his ancestors when needed. For a bit, they’re tense around each other cause both felt they were better than the other. Schneider felt like Richard “cheated” to gain his necromancy powers, while Richard is pissed that Schneider had it “so easy” compared to what he went through.

Like Paul and Richard, Schneider and Richard finally have a sit down and Schneider admits his whole ritual/process of gaining his abilities.

To gain access to all the souls/echos, Schneider had to ‘live’ through each ones most painful times via his visions. So, easily 100+ memories that he has to go through in one go. No stopping, feeling/seeing/hearing everything that happened to these people, one at a time. Sometimes it’s their deaths, sometimes it’s a fight or injury, sometimes is verbal things. It totally wrecks with a persons mind and body. A lot of times, the people who go through this process don’t make it because they try and kill themselves afterwards or during. If they stop the line of visions, they cannot ever be started again. They usually develop a severe fever and cold chills, and the process can take several days. So if the fever or themselves don’t kill them, they might make it. So him and Richard bond over that.

I know it sounds stupid, but Schneider lives in a cave. Once you enter, it’s lined with different crystals, crystal balls, dices, maps, star charts, ornate rugs on the floor, silks all over the place, just really nice and cozy.

Overall, each one could work together and combine powers. Examples include: Richard and Till combining Richard Necromancy and Till’s Pyromancy to create a physical embodiment of hell and scare the absolute shit out of anyone.

Ollie (Controlling trees/roots) and Till (connections with animals and mythical beasts) deciding to just use a whole ass forest all that lives in it to really fuck up someone’s day.

Schneider and Paul staying 50 plus steps ahead of the game. Even more so, could Schneider have Paul slow time so he could have a better chance of knowing what’s about to happen/copy a spell?

Flake and Paul working together to slow time, then open portals for enemies to run head first into at last second.

There’s some other ways but there’s a few! I’m so sorry this is so long.

#personal #rammstein #AU #till lindemann #Richard kruspe #paul landers #flake #christian lorenz #oliver riedel #christoph schneider

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shirtlesssammy · 5 years

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9x02: Devil May Care

Then:

Ezekiel is totes on the up and up helping out the Brothers Winchester.

Now:

Dean fills Sam in on where Cas is (far away and human and without wings or money or ANYTHING and they’re not going to pick him up. GOD, do I love Supernatural post-season 11 SO MUCH.)

I mean, I guess the brothers have to worry about all the fallen angels out there (heaven forbid you include a FORMER ANGEL in on the mix!) They also have Crowley captured and as Dean so eloquently puts it, “He’s the junk in my truck.” (Lol, not until season 10, buddy!)

In an old, abandoned house, a demon performs a spell over a bathtub and out pops Abaddon!

Dean comes back to the bunker to a seriously freaked out Kevin. He’s been alone for too long. The bunker was acting weird when the brothers were gone. Dean fills him in on what’s happening. Dean is just a jerk here, wtf? I know he’s under some stress but let’s be nicer to the poor kid prophet, at least.

The brothers haul Crowley to the dungeon. They want demon names. He’s not going to cooperate. Torture isn’t going to work.

Kevin demands to know why Crowley is there. He killed his mom. Dean promises that if Crowley gives them what they want, they’ll let Kevin knife him in the end.

Abaddon starts to build her faction of demons. She finds Crowley’s level of leadership to be lacking. “The king is dead. Long live the queen.” And with that Abaddon is going to lead Hell.

Dean tells another hunter about the fallen angels and tells him to pass it on.

Meanwhile, Abaddon is fulfilling one of her first goals, getting better vessels for demons. Her first recruits possess some army dudes on a bus.

On the side of the road, a woman looks over the engine of her broken car. A man in a van pulls up and offers her a ride into town. She gladly accepts (BECAUSE THAT’S A SMART MOVE). Bonus on the gross predator man? He’s also a vampire. But the young woman is a hunter and dispatches him with ease.

She’s captured by the army demons though. Wherps.

Dean and Sam arrive at the bus. They get a little pushback about investigating —it’s a military case, not a federal one. They have their supervisor, Kevin Solo, give the go ahead. Kevin does his own little investigation and the boys get their clearance.

Once inside the bus, they find the wounds on the dead bodies to be old. Demons. They also find surveillance video of Abaddon.

Abaddon has the other hunter in custody, and she wants answers about Sam and Dean. She gets Dean’s number and Kevin answers. She tells him that she has hunters in her clutches. She’s going to kill them if they don’t come for them.

Sam and Dean task Kevin on learning everything about Knights of Hell and they head to rescue the other hunters.

Crowley continues to sit in the dungeon, reflecting on his brush with being cured and human again. Kevin walks into the storage room by the dungeon. Crowley starts taunting him and Kevin opens the doors.

Sam and Dean find a ghost town. Quick! Somebody find Dean a long coat and a cowboy hat!

They find the hunters trussed up in one of the abandoned shops. Tracy seems nice and would make a great Wayward Sister JUST SAYIN’.

Crowley does what he does best and starts to twist Kevin around his finger. He implies heavily that Kevin’s mother isn’t actually dead.

The Winchesters and their hunter buddies set up for Abaddon’s assault as the army-demons approach. The demons get tricked by the old phone-playing-a-recording trick, buying the hunters a little time to sneak out the back. We learn that Tracy is NOT looking to be BFFs with the Winchesters. Her parents were killed by demons throwing a party commemorating Sam’s release of Lucifer. Uh. Whoops?

Crowley lays out his bargain: if Kevin frees him, he gets his mother back (she’s imprisoned, not dead). Kevin can’t help but listen to it all, including Crowley’s assertion that the Winchesters don’t care about Kevin beyond his usefulness. And honestly at this part of season 9 I gotta say that Crowley has a point.

The hunting parties split up. Dean defends his brother to Tracy. “You gotta know who the real monsters are in this world, kid.” Sam and Irv approach the demons. Irv confesses that he revealed the identities of a bunch of hunters to Abaddon one sad, drunk night. He’s looking to go out in a blaze of glory. His confession earns a shot through the heart from a demon sniper.

Sam gets knocked down by demons and on the other side of the stakeout, Dean gets chucked to the ground by Abaddon.

Tracy fires at the knight of Hell but Abaddon’s suited up with a bullet-proof vest to defend against devil’s trap bullets. Dean sends Tracy to his car for a resupply, then gets ready for a heart to heart with Abaddon, angel blade in hand.

Sam continues to have a no good very bad day, up against the rest of the demons. (Don’t worry, he’s Sam Fucking Winchester, so we’re good.) Abaddon gets a good hold on Dean by the hair (BRB off to write some Abaddon/Dean fanfic!) and compliments him on being obedient AND “suicidally stupid.”

“Are we gonna fight or make out?” Dean asks, “‘Cause I'm getting some real mixed signals here.”

Abaddon wants Crowley on a plate and she’ll kill Dean quick. OR she’ll peel off Dean’s tattoo and possess his ass. She taunts him with all the horrors she’ll inflict on others while possessing him - and making sure he’s aware of every last bit.

Sam’s doing poorly. Apparently he forgot his middle name at home that morning (the trials are still affecting him, poor lamb). But not to fear! Ezekiel pushes his way forward and Sam’s eyes flash blue. It’s time to smite some demons. (LOL remember when angels were super powerful creatures that everyone feared and nobody could kill? Those were good times.)

Abaddon witnesses the angelic explosion, chucks Dean through a shop window, and disappears.

Back at the diner, Ezekiel surveys his demon-killing work and defends his smiting to Dean. He was only protecting Sam. Dean looks like a spooked cat talking to him.

Ezekiel insists that Sam is fine and won’t remember anything. Dean feels regrets about...everything. (It is his number one personality trait.) Maybe they should have closed Hell - all the demons running around the world are his fault because he wanted to save his brother instead. Ezekiel (Dean: “I’m gonna call you Zeke.”) insists that Dean did it out of love. Dean stops looking like a scared cat and starts blustering instead. “I'm not really with the whole, uh, love, and... love.” DEAN BEAN. (Praise to season 14!)

A little bit later, Dean packs up weapons in the diner while Sam wakes up. He tells Sam that he killed all the demons and Sam’s shocked. “You killed three demons? Alone?” LOL season nine! Tracy pulls up with Baby and DAMN GIRL you got to drive her. She checks on Sam’s welfare in a reasonably friendly manner. Dean, you won her over with the power of FRIENDSHIP! (Shut up, I have not seen too much My Little Pony.)

The Winchesters arrive at the bunker with some booze and a bucket of chicken. They call for Kevin immediately and when he doesn’t answer they race down to the dungeon. They find a very pissed off and somewhat bloody Crowley. Crowley immediately offers up names of demons and gives them a deal - they scratch his back, he scratches theirs. But the first demon names are because playing with Kevin was so much fun for him. “Wind him up, watch him go.” Dean races upstairs to find Kevin walking out of the bunker. To convince Kevin to stay, Dean delivers such compelling arguments as:

Crowley lies

If Kevin’s mom is alive, then she might as well be dead

It’s dangerous outside the bunker

They need him

Oooof Dean. Not a winning argument, there. Kevin jumps on the last point.

Dean insists that they need Kevin because he’s family and they’d die for him. He successfully talks Kevin into staying and meets up with Sam. Sam’s reflecting on Tracy’s dislike of him. Dean tells Sam that he’s done more good than bad. “Here’s to now,” Dean says. The bold future!

“The fallen angels?” Sam asks. “Abaddon? Cas losing his halo, Crowley in our basement?”

“Crap. We're living in a freaking sitcom,” Dean says. UH I would watch the HELL out of that show.

Sam decides that he’s feeling good and life is good. I’m so glad to see Sam in such a healthy place! Thank goodness both Winchesters are in a good mental state. LOL, kidding, Dean drinks his feelings as the episode fades to black.

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Everything’s Fine and Nothing Quotes:

Can't wait to see Sam in stilettos and a leather bustier, really putting the S A M into S & M

Then we all go out for ice cream and strippers

What's the matter, hellhound got your tongue?

I'm Kevin freaking Solo

I torture all my friends. It’s how I show love

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hiii everyone ! i’m lily, i’m nineteen years young, living in the est timezone, and my preferred pronouns are she/her ! i love everything about harry styles, trash reality tv, and my miniature dachshund :~) as a srat queen, i was so excited about this rp and now that i’ve been accepted i can’t wait to rp with yall ! below is information on my baby, chloe crawford ! if you’re interested in plotting, you can hit me up through tumblr ims or on discord @𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐩𝐢𝐝 𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐧𝐨. 𝟏#5964 !!

⋆ ╰ another year at hollingsworth , another year of the big six rivalry . i hear that CHLOE CRAWFORD is ensuring KAPPA KAPPA DELTA gets a solid pledge class and stays at the top of the ranks . oh , you’re not familiar with HER ? CC is the SCARLETT LEITHOLD look alike from CHARLESTON , SOUTH CAROLINA . apart of PC ‘16 , she is majoring in DRAMA/THEATER and has plans to STAR IN HER FIRST MOVIE after undergrad . it makes sense they pledged their house , their CHARISMATIC & ROMANTIC attributes make them perfect matches . however , their FLIGHTY & SACCHARINE attributes keep their name alive on greek rank . if you don’t catch them dancing to POST MALONE - SAM FELDT at a fraternity band party this year , you’ll be sure to catch them nursing their morning hangover at THE KAPPA HOUSE . cheers to another wild semester !

ok i wanted this to be short but i LOVE intros so no promises >:)

chloe harper crawford was born on july 23, 1998 in charleston, south carolina. she is a cancer-leo cusp. her mother is savannah crawford nee harper, an ex-pageant queen, and her father is andrew crawford, of the charleston crawfords.

the crawfords are a veeeery old-money charleston family, and chloe’s father was one of their most successful outputs, running the family business perfectly. chloe and her younger brother braden (born three years after, and the heir presumptive to the crawford throne) were the crown jewel of their picture-perfect family.

chloe’s mother started training the girl the day she was born to follow in her footsteps as a future miss south carolina. despite having the perfect blonde curls and the big blue eyes, the pageant lifestyle didn’t come easily to chloe - she didn’t have the edge, that certain bite needed to slice someone open with a razor-sharp smile.

however, in this training chloe realized that she truly loved the stage, the spotlight, the adoration of the crowd. it didn’t take her long to channel that energy into acting.

though chloe struggled in school, acting made her feel at home. it gave her an outlet, a place to shine, unlike the classroom where she felt awkward and slow. as she grew, she learned to channel the confidence acting gave her into her social life, and suddenly she was the center of attention. being a pretty, rich blonde didn’t hurt either.

as chloe approached college age, it was practically a given that she would go to hollingsworth, rush kkd like her mother, major in something safe like communications or pr, marry a good southern boy, and return to charleston to continue the family legacy. however, she went against the wishes of her family and instead applied to nine different schools, all for their drama programs. she got into all nine, but ultimately decided to go to hollingsworth anyway.

hollingsworth proved to be a place chloe could thrive, that provided her with tons of opportunities. one such opportunity was a short film, written and directed by a semi-famous hollingsworth alum. chloe auditioned and got the lead role, filming over the summer before junior year.

she thought it would be nothing, just a bit of experience for her resume after she finished college and started the hard stuff. but when the film was shown at the new york film festival, it got surprise rave reviews and a lot of attention. suddenly, chloe was a hot commodity, and she’s had offers from major film studios, including a signed contract for a role she’s supposed to play just after she graduates from hollingsworth.

just as chloe’s fortunes were going up, however, her family’s were going down. the summer before her senior year at hollingsworth, the family business was exposed as having corrupt practices, and is on the verge of shutting down. though chloe’s father claims he knows nothing about it, he’s being investigated for fraud.

she’s very VERY nervous about interviewing, press appearances, and the general business of being a rising star. although she acts like a social butterfly and is a very charming girl, it doesn’t necessarily come easy to her. deep down, she still feels like the awkward kid in class, who doesn’t quite fit in or get it, no matter how hard she tries.

despite her high social standing due to being in kkd, she’s one of the sweetest girls you’ll ever meet. she definitely doesn’t subscribe to the idea that kappa girls are better than anyone else -- unless you cross her, she would never hurt a fly and in fact goes out of her way to be nice to people. she truly believes in the idea that everyone’s fighting their own battle and you don’t need to make it any harder for them.

despite that, if you do cross her, and do something major, the claws can come out. she’s not afraid to stand up for herself although she tends to wait a little longer than she should to speak out.

she’s a hopeless romantic and falls in love so fast. she loves being in love just as much as she loves the person she’s with. mostly, she loves being in a relationship and she gives her heart and soul to the person completely.

she’s not the brightest but she is truly kind and sweet.

she’s probably super involved in kkd! she lives at the house and like... probably is that girl who wears her letters everywhere and constantly talks about formals and frat boys. idk whether there’s like ‘positions’ in the rp but i could def see her as recruitment chair or social chair!

chloe is HEAVILY inspired by serena van der woodsen, cher horowitz, elle woods, and bianca from 10 things i hate about you !! she’s a bubbly blonde who has this magnetic appeal you just can’t say no to.

some wanted plots i have for her:

ok so i really want a squad !! like her best friends, ride or die, would do anything for each other ! they could be from any srat or frat, idc !

in the same vein... ex friends / enemies ! honestly chlo prob doesn’t have a lot of these bc she’s too much of a pushover to actually stop being friends w someone but like... maybe something big happened ? let’s plot it out !

party buddies / go-to formal dates ! just some people she really vibes with but maybe aren’t on the level of bffs

crush ! someone little hopeless romantic baby chlo has her eye on :~)

friends to lovers ! i am a SUCKER for this and would love it for chlo. give me a best friend who knows all her secrets and they end up... ~in luv~ ! bonus points if they’re both crushing and don’t know it

secret hookup ! is it an opposites attract thing ? do they just not want anyone to know ? PLS bring me this it would be so fun

(ex) - friends with benefits ! could be either current or a past connection, but would def be fun to work with !

exes - good terms or bad terms ! i love some fun romantic drama and this could def provide that !

co-stars ! ok so i posted THIS but like... imagine how GOOD this wld be... playing love interests but in real life they hate each other or have a crush or something jdfhksjdhf

#this is.... so long and so late #im SORRY #pls love me #rank:intro

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Hello, sorry to bother you for this when you probably already answered something similar. First of all, I love your writing and your fics, you're one of the greatest writers in the stony fandom and we are lucky to have you. You have gotten me into comics!Stony, but I have just read a few and would like to know more but I don't know where to begin. Can you suggest a reading list or something?

Thank you!

I don’t know what you have or haven’t read; my starter rec is pretty much always the miniseries Captain America: Man Out of Time because it’s short, modern, easy to read if you’re new to comics, a retelling of Steve’s origin story, and it has a lot of nice Steve/Tony moments. Other than that, “The Confession” is the issue that set the Steve/Tony ship sailing and you can probably appreciate the angst without a lot of context. (If you want some context, the issue “Casualties of War” basically recaps Steve and Tony’s friendship at the time of Civil War.)

If you’ve read those… hmm. I kind of feel like there should be some kind of flowchart-style list based on your preferences:

“I am determined to start things from the beginning! I am comfortable with the artistic and narrative style of vintage comics and I am aware that I will encounter a lot of vintage sexism and racism! But also I like great melodrama!” READ: Avengers vol. 1, Tales of Suspense vol. 1, Captain America vol. 1, Iron Man vol 1.

“Volume 1 covers, like, thirty years of comics! Maybe you could give me the names of some classic Steve and Tony arcs/runs throughout the years?” READ: Iron Man: Doomquest, Iron Man: Demon in a Bottle, Denny O’Neil’s Iron Man run, Iron Man: Armor Wars; Captain America: Nomad, Stern & Byrne’s Captain America run, Captain America: The Captain, Captain America: Man & Wolf; Avengers: Operation Galactic Storm.

“Wait, when did Steve find out Tony was Iron Man?” READ: Avengers #215 & #216.

“I’ve got an idea! What if Tony were being mind-controlled by Kang the Conqueror and he murdered several of his friends? And then what if the Avengers decided to fight him by bringing a teenage Tony from the past? And what if Tony died tragically in Steve’s arms?” READ: The Crossing. Or don’t.

“I want to read something that no one ever talks about! I love weird alternate universes! I love the 1990s! The name ‘Rob Liefeld’ does not make me cry and I can look at that one picture of Captain America without flinching.” READ: Avengers vol. 2, Captain America vol. 2, Iron Man vol. 2. Good luck, buddy.

“I want to read some relatively modern comics where everyone lives in the mansion and everyone is friends with each other and heroes fight bad guys and not other heroes. Give me all the nostalgia!” READ: Avengers vol. 3, Captain America vol. 3, Iron Man vol. 3.

“Okay, but I also want a grittier Captain America run informed by a post-9/11 America. And does he ever tell the public what his real name is?” READ: Captain America vol. 4.

“I’m bored with all this happiness and I’d like the mansion to explode and several heroes to be killed and it to be all Wanda Maximoff’s fault.” READ: Avengers Disassembled.

“Okay, so… what if the Avengers all lived in Avengers Tower instead of the mansion? And what if Steve and Tony led the team together and were BFFs? I bet that would be great!” READ: New Avengers vol. 1 #1-20.

“Hey, what happened to Bucky Barnes? What if he were still alive?” READ: Captain America vol. 5 #1-21.

“Wouldn’t it be cool if Tony had real superpowers?” READ: Iron Man vol. 4 #1-12.

“Wow, that was great! What happens next? Are Steve and Tony happy leading the team together forever? Are they– wait, what do you mean, ‘whose side are you on?’ I– I don’t have a side, what are you– oh my God.” READ: Civil War, Captain America vol. 5 #22-24, Iron Man vol. 4 #13-14, Casualties of War, Front Line, Captain America vol. 5 #25, The Confession, Fallen Son: The Death of Captain America, What If? Fallen Son, What If? Civil War.

“Are… are there still Avengers left?” READ: The rest of New Avengers vol. 1, Mighty Avengers vol. 1.

“Is Tony doing okay? I would really like to watch him having a grief-stricken breakdown. Also hallucinating.” READ: The rest of Iron Man vol. 4 (Iron Man: Director of SHIELD).

“Okay, but what if Tony got to meet a time-traveling Steve from WW2? I bet that would really mess him up.” READ: Avengers/Invaders.

“So… Bucky is Captain America now, right?” READ: The rest of Captain America vol. 5 and the renumbering into vol. 1.

“What else is going on in the universe?” READ: Secret Invasion, Dark Reign.

“Steve comes back, right?” READ: Captain America Reborn; Siege; Who Will Wield the Shield?

“Now that everyone’s alive again, I’d like a brand-new Avengers run about Steve and Tony learning to love each other again! It’s fine by me if they have screaming fights in the snow.” READ: Avengers vol. 4.

“I changed my mind; I want to see them hug it out.” READ: Avengers Prime.

“You know what Tony needs in his life? Amnesia. Also humiliation. I want him on his knees and begging. Like that. Again. Keep going.” READ: Invincible Iron Man vol. 1.

“So Steve is Captain America again, right? And he’s on the Avengers? What do you mean, no? What’s he doing? Black ops? Are you kidding me?” READ: Secret Avengers vol. 1 #1-21.

“Maybe Steve could be Captain America again soon? Also I think Tony needs an alcoholism plot.” READ: Fear Itself.

“Okay, so now Steve is Captain America, right? Right? Please?” READ: Captain America vol. 6.

“I’ve always wanted to see Steve and Scott Summers fight. No, more than that. No, even more than that.” READ: Avengers vs. X-Men.

“Look, maybe I could read a nice issue or three where Steve is Captain America and Tony is Iron Man and they’re good friends and they fight bad guys together and nothing bad happens?” READ: One Night in Madripoor (Captain America & Iron Man #633-635).

“I’ve got some time and I like pain. Give me a hundred or so issues of Tony betraying Steve and the multiverse breaking apart.” READ: Avengers vol. 5, New Avengers vol. 3, Infinity.

“It would be cool if Tony were adopted and had a brother.” READ: Iron Man vol. 5.

“It would be even cooler if Tony were sheriff of the moon.” READ: Iron Man: Fatal Frontier.

“Okay, but what if he were evil?” READ: Axis, Superior Iron Man.

“What if Steve lived ten years in an alternate dimension and then lost the serum?” READ: Captain America vol. 7.

“I like weird AUs. Also, please fix the multiverse.” READ: Secret Wars, 1872, Secret Wars Civil War, Ultimate End, Planet Hulk, Armor Wars.

“So, okay, Steve doesn’t have the serum anymore and Sam has the shield, but maybe Tony could be on a team? Maybe with a bunch of the new kids on it?” READ: All-New All-Different Avengers.

“Give me some SamCap!” READ: Captain America: Sam Wilson.

“How’s Tony? I want to know more about Tony being adopted.” READ: Invincible Iron Man vol. 2, International Iron Man.

“Just give Steve the serum back.” READ: Avengers Standoff.

“Is Steve okay? I think something seems a little off. I think he came back wrong. Oh, no. That’s really wrong. That’s really, really wrong.” READ: Captain America: Steve Rogers.

“Civil War was so much fun. I think we should hold a second one, but with Tony and Carol. I think this time Tony should be comatose at the end.” READ: Civil War II.

“I think someone should write a remix of The Confession as a villain monologue. Please make the Steve/Tony even more textual. It was too subtle before.” READ: Civil War II: The Oath.

“I guess I still want to read Avengers even if neither Tony or Steve are on the team. I’ve come this far.” READ: Avengers vol. 7.

“I enjoy reading comics titled Iron Man in which Tony Stark does not appear. I like Victor Von Doom, Riri Williams, and… Leonardo da Vinci? You’re kidding about Leonardo da Vinci, right?” READ: Invincible Iron Man vol. 3, Infamous Iron Man.

“I miss the good old days. Maybe we could have a retro Kooky Quartet story?” READ: Avengers vol. 7 #1.1-5.1.

“I want to see Steve as a fascist dictator. Hail Hydra.” READ: Secret Empire.

“Is there something I can read that will make me feel better about Steve now?” READ: Captain America vol. 1 #695-704.

“I want to read the things that are coming out right now! I want Steve and Tony to be on the same team! I want Steve to be grappling with his reputation! I want Tony to be dealing with what it means to be alive again!” READ: Avengers vol. 8, Captain America vol. 9, Tony Stark: Iron Man.

“I still like weird AUs!” READ: Infinity Wars: Soldier Supreme; Infinity Wars: Iron Hammer.

That is… basically all of 616. There are also other options, like Marvel Adventures: Avengers, which is adorable, and Ultimates, which is… less adorable. And Iron Man Noir, which is always fun!

#Anonymous #replies #comics reading lists

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because me and @cassielfbapyz have had our hearts stomped on by Banana Fish we’ve officially decided to reject the Sad Canon and come up with a new Happy Canon (quick disclaimer: I’m probably talking out of my ass a lot and shooting for the stars, but I don’t care. I just want everyone to be happy and alive gdi)

Griffin raised Ash and stepped up to be a good big brother and parental figure because the adults in their lives were garbage

when he’s old enough, Griffin moves to NYC to work and takes Ash with him

smart boy that Ash is and having a good healthy support system at home, he excels in school

the first new friend Ash makes in NYC is Shorter, a nice if kinda mischievous boy who helps out at his family restaurant where Ash and Griffin eat pretty often

Ash does volunteer work with different programs, including Big Brothers/Big Sisters. he’s a Big Brother for Skip and tries to look out for him and help him the same way Griffin always did while he was growing up

Eiji never got injured and finds a coach/sponsor in the States who wants to train him with the ultimate goal of qualifying for the Olympics

Eiji attends university in NYC where he also trains using the school’s track/field

when Ash starts looking at different colleges and touring campuses, he ends up checking out the college where Eiji attends/trains. the tour group is taken by their track and field facility and Ash sees Eiji make one of his jumps and Ash is sold. he’s already smacking Griffin’s arm and saying “here, this is my school, I’m going here”

after his first semester in college starts, it’s not hard for him to pick up on when Eiji is out at the field training (because it’s pretty much whenever Eiji isn’t in class)

he drags Shorter to the field one day to spy watch from the stands and is full of Instant Regret because as soon as his bff sees the guy Ash won’t shut up about, Shorter is yelling down do the field like “HEY POLE BOY, MY FRIEND THINKS YOU’RE HOT”

the only thing that saves Shorter from getting choked out is that Shorter’s yelling made Eiji heck up his jump and he ends up taking the bar down with him to the mat, so Ash is practically running down the stairs to make sure Eiji is okay

“Shorter, if you killed him before I even get to meet him, I swear to god...”

and that’s how Eiji and Ash officially get introduced

Shorter takes 100% credit for setting them up

Ash thinks how they met would be the most embarrassing moment. he was wrong. because he has an older brother that loves him and who’s also full of embarrassing stories

Skip likes Eiji and loves it when he comes to hang out with him and Ash. he also doesn’t hesitate to tell Eiji just how much Ash talks about him and brags about his jumping

Ash cannot catch a break when all of his friends and his brother are out to embarrass him

but Eiji loves each and every story he hears and it just makes him like Ash that much more because Ash always tries to seem so cool, and Eiji does think Ash is super cool, but all the stories just open up new parts of him and his past and personality that Eiji didn’t know about yet

but everyone is happy and healthy and alive and nobody gets involved with gangs or drugs because the most angsty part of the Happy Canon is that Eiji gets in big trouble with his coach for not being at practice as much and being kinda distracted when he is there by his pretty boyfriend hanging out in the stands

#Banana Fish #Happy Canon #the alternate universe we all need/deserve #this is much longer than I thought it would be or meant for it to be #there may also be more after this that lines up with my usual crossover tendencies #but I'll keep that to myself for now lol

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