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cod-fishing · 7 months

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New allies or new enemies (fools, all of them) assume when interacting with the 141 that Ghost is the unit’s attack dog. And those that get close enough to start reading into their team dynamic often assume that one Soap MacTavish must hold the leash, despite their difference in rank. After all, the Sergeant is the only one who seems to ever get close to the hulking Ghost, more monster than man. They assume this because they think someone has to. After all, a beast can’t keep himself on the lead.

But what they could never anticipate with their little pea brains is this - Ghost is in complete control. Sure, he postures, and he wears his mask, meant to ward off anyone who would even think of getting close. But the mask is as much of a target as it is a tool for his isolation. For every 10 men who steer clear, there’s one who picks a fight just cause he’s the biggest, scariest guy they’ve ever seen. And so he honestly has learned to keep his cool. To turn the other cheek. To know when it’s important to fight, and when it’s better to just let posturing idiots be posturing idiots.

Soap, however.

He’s young, and he’s strong, and he has a painfully endearing golden-retriever sense of justice. He has no idea how to back down when the fight isn't worth it, to him it's always worth it.

And the only one who he'll listen to, the only person on the planet who can call off his bite is Ghost. When Soap bristles at some rando bothering a girl in a bar, ready to start swinging, it's Ghost that steps in with a cool word instead, stopping the fight before it starts. It’s Ghost who puts a hand on Soap’s back when he can feel him tense, teeth barred, it’s Ghost who calls Soap back to the present with a quiet hey, not now. And miraculously, Soap listens.

He holds the lead. He always has.

And when people underestimate them, when they’re unprepared for Ghost’s patience and even less prepared for Soap’s bite, they feel the wrath of Ghost’s attack dog, let loose.

Ghost likes that he can call Johnny back in, but he likes letting him free even more.

#god I know this is written like a metaphor but I really would like to see Johnny in a collar and leash with ghost holding the end #my deranged baby #my feral puppy #attack dog + owner metaphor #love it love it so much #y’all know I’m a deranged soap truther #cod mwii #ghostsoap #soapghost #ghoap #cod mw2 #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #tf141 #mywriting #codmw2 #soap x ghost #ghost x soap

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spacedace · 4 months

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DPxDC snippet/prompt:

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“John.”

Zantanna’s voice had that cadence to it. Faintly strangled. Forcibly calm. Her rising blood pressure and rapidly approaching limit for his special brand of excitement evident in every single letter of his name.

Felt like old times.

“Z.” He said, smoke curling out of his mouth and billowing towards the dreary grey sky above. The one nice thing about Gotham, it had the same gloomy dark ambience of ol’ London town. “Long time no see. How’s show biz been treating you?”

He saw the faintest of twitches at the corner of her eye. Could almost hear her counting to ten in her head. He smiled at her winningly, leaning back against the damp bricks of the alleyway as he waited. More smoke drifted upward from beside him in time with a bored sigh. Patience was running out on all sides it seemed.

“That’s a child.”

“Sharp as ever.” He said, taking another drag. He nudged the child in question beside him gently with his elbow, glancing down with a sly grin. “See this is why the Justice League pay her the big bucks. Nothing gets past our Zantanna Zatara.”

He got a cloud of smoke blown directly in his face for that, little shit.

“John.”

“Z.”

“Why do you have a child? Why is the child smoking?”

“Long story.” He said with a wave of his hand.

“I learned it from watching him.” The kid said, with the same cadence as that old American commercial. All dramatic and overwrought emotion. The gremlin swooned against John's side in an imitation of collapse, hand holding the lit bifter coming up to their forhead to really sell the melodrama. He nudged his ghostly companion off, grinning at Zantanna’s slipping patience as he did.

“Don’t worry about it. Kid's fine.”

“A child wandering around with you in a dark ally in Gotham smoking cigarettes is fine?”

“I mean, I’m already dead. And short. It’s not like smoking is gonna be able to do any worse to me.”

#dpxdc #dpxdc prompt #john constantine #zantanna zatara #dani phantom #danielle phantom #elle phantom #danny fenton #i wrote this with Elle in mind since I have an entire Paper Moon AU brewing in my head with her & John #but it absolutely could be danny instead #zantanna is already so done with all of this #she's having flashbacks of John smoking in the corner with baby Jason Todd when the kid was still Robin and Bruce losing his shit about it #she wants to say not her circus not her monkeys *so badly*#but very unfortunately John and his bullshit probably is her deranged little monkey in her very on fire circus #and now he's got a feral dead kid following him around this can't be good

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sameschmidtdiffname · 2 months

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I love the difference in Katniss and Peeta asking for love. Peeta is in full "You don't have to, it's ok!!! Please don't even make eye contact with me, no pressure!!" Mode during 'The Hunger Games' meanwhile Katniss for the rest of the series is just like this fucking goblin crawling out of the pits of hell like "No pressure, but I will kill myself if you don't breathe in my direction"

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sluckythewizard · 3 months

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THEY could give me the surgurey i need (inspired alot by evojellys designs for em. GREAT STUFF)

#THE SUCKENING IS S O COOOOL GUYS VIV N VEX ARE SO FUCKING COOL AND FUNNY... CHARLIES FLAVOR OF DERANGED IS JUST #SO PERFECT FOR THIS CAMPAIGN.. I LOVE HOW HE DOES HORROR AND EVIL AND SCARY AND AAUAUUUGHGHGUUHGHG #their teeht arnt spiked like normal vampires but theyre sharp n smooth like a Beak. in my beautiful heart #ALSO UGHGHGH BIG SPOILERS FOR EPISODE 7 BUT #THAT THING WITH THE MAP. WITH THE DEMONS N VAMPS. THEYRE KEEPING TRACK OF THEM.#'so viv. was that one of mine or one of yours?' IS THIS A PET PROJECT OF THEIRS OR SOMETHING. ARE THEY PULLING MORE STRINGS THAN WE THINK #IS ONE TUGGING AT THE DEMONS AND THE OTHER TUGGING AT THE FANGS? PITTING THEM AGAINST EACHOTHER SO THEY KILL EACHOTHER?#AND THEN ITS EASIER TO TAKE THE BODIES FOR THEIR FUNNY CREATIONS?? IT PROLLY WASNT EASY TO GET SUPPLIES B4 EDWARD CAME INTO POWER #BUT OH MY GOD.. POOR EMIZEL.. THE MEMORY OF HIS CREW WAS TAKEN AND THEN HE WATCHES A BUNCHA THEM GET HORRIBLY DISMATNLED N DISTORTED #HE KNOWS HE CARED FOR THEM AT SOMEPOINT N HE KNOWS THE MEMORIES WERE TAKEN BUT HE JUST. CANT. AUAUUGGUAHGUAHGUAHGUHG #THAT SUCKS SO BAD FOR HIMMM EMIZEEEELL EMIZEL CMERE BABY BOY ILL SMOKE U OUT BOY. GET AWAY FROM THOSE EVIL GUYS I AM BETTER N CAN BE TRUSTE #viv n vex are so cool...theyre fuckin CRAAZYY N SCARYYY BUT ALSO. SO FUNNY... I LOVE A PUNNY JACKASS... 'LOOKS LIKE YOUVE BEEN: DISARMED!'#'IVE MADE THAT JOKE 6 TIMES AND ITS STILL FUNNY EVERYTIME' i gotta draw more of their bullshit...#im already doodling up the 'YOU CAN CALL ME MOMMY!!' bit. i gotta draw more o the monstors n the horrors too... especially emizels sire UGH #I LOVE VILLIAINS THAT ARE SO GENUINELY SCARY BUT SO FUNNY... charlie just does evil ppl like no one else idk what it ISSSS #okayokayoka y im normal im. relistening to the ep n im at the edward part. oh my god. i actually love him. he actually makes my skin crawl #IM DONEthats my rambles for tha day. back into my hole i go. also i have comms open. cmere pspspss i need moneyyy heyyyy cmereeeee #check out my main artblog. GO!!!

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nightmareonpeachstreet · 10 months

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Venti: I don't go drinking with Focalors anymore, cause the last time I did she told me which archons she would kill in what order if the purge was real, then when she saw a dead rat on the side of the road she wouldn't stop crying until I promised her I would find it's murderer

#when the 9 pm chaos energy starts my mind goes to Furina shitposting time #it is my humble opinion that Furina loves her little rat baby Melusines #and also that drinking makes her more deranged than usual #Furina #Focalors #Venti #Genshin Impact //#alcohol //

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pitchthepeach · 4 months

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He's simple, he's dumb, he's the pilot

#that's from a grandaddy song btw and it's the title of my mav playlist because really??? that's so accurate #i'm so back to my high school physics class drawing era sdfsdf #pete maverick mitchell #top gun #tg:m #fanart #the aspect ratio is horrible i'm so sorry #Baby mav on the left looks a little deranged lmao but I mean he probably is 💖

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fanfictionroxs · 10 months

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Found this chart and well if this doesn't scream Black Pothiyakorn to me.

Bisexual:

Sad wet cat (first image totally counts because White drowned Black via magical twin connection):

Deranged:

Because nothing screams deranged more than trying to fake stab your beloved little bro's eye and then ruffling his hair lovingly as you embrace each other tightly. Also, putting your bestie into a revenge coma ✌

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gogodancer444 · 7 months

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this is what makes us girlbloggers

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wheatcak3 · 9 months

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silly goofy doodles from tonight✨

#i feel like i never draw other genshin characters lmaoo #i love yao yao so much #shes baby #so is nahida #venti is still my no. 1 scrimblo dont worry #im hitting deranged hours pretty soon #xiaos disassociating just like me fr #jk hes not #or is he 👀👀👀#genshin impact #nahida #xiao #raiden shogun #yao yao #wheat art #wheat needs to go to bed

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mikimeiko · 11 months

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Legion | 3x01. Chapter 20

#legion #legion fx #legionedit #look at my deranged baby #i'm sorry but i love him #also for some reason i find this version of him extremely fuckable #XD #i made this #i just want a tag for the things i personally put out into the world #legionfx #legionedits

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motley-cunt · 20 days

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can you calm the Fuck down

#oh my bloodlust baby #this screenshot was taken last night btw #deranged he has rabies #COOKED HERE BTW #andy posting #andy biersack #bleeders #black veil brides

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livuvur · 2 years

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CoS Winry sketches 💛

#fullmetal alchemist #winry rockbell #fma #fma 03 #conqueror of shamballa #edwin #ed x winry #fma fanart #fma art #my art #a very special baby who’s got abandonment issues and is just a little deranged <3 #but is oh so pretty #you missed out ed (derogatory)

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katasstrophy · 1 year

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i truly believe that anri’s long term goal is to establish another blue lock project after the first one (successfully ?) wraps up, but this time - for female players

i just know so so bad i feel it in my bones i swear that anri has her own personal experiences playing soccer. so no matter how much it makes her want to grind her teeth to dust to be picking up after these boys, she’ll play the part of the silly little pretty manager for now, filing away every single advice and teaching ego has to give with greed.

so when the real show starts, when the time comes for her to pick the most savage and hungry and entitled girls out there playing football, she’ll be prepared. she’ll know exactly how to make them tick and bounce off each other to become the world’s best.

and it will be vicious.

#like can you even fathom the violence that will go down there girls are insane and deranged i love them #truly psychotic #makes the blue lock boys look like whiny little babies compared to them #fistfights and sprains and bruises on the daily #god i’d devour that shit right up #blue lock #bllk #anri teieri #GASP AN OLD BLUE LOCK VS NEW BLUE LOCK GAME im shaking crying throwing up convulsing #take my money right now #—bllk!#—bllk.thoughts!

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monkee-mobile · 6 months

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EVERYBODY LOOK AT MIKE’S STUPID DUMB KNEES