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shadow0-1 · 1 year

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Hearts and minds

#call of duty #modern warfare #call of duty modern warfare #MWII #blender renders #cod mwii #simon riley #johnny mactavish #ghostsoap #soapghost #4k special for twit yeehaw #was originally gonna be some uh #mouth shit lets say

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yuwuta · 4 days

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you ask yuuta if he wants a bite of your food and when he says yes you offer your plate to him, but he’s just sat there looking at you with his dumb big bambi boy eyes and his mouth slightly open and he will not look away or blink or close his mouth until you lift your fork to his lips to feed him and then he grins like shit’s sweet and hums about how good the food is like nothing happened like he’s not ridiculously attractive. gonna chew on steel

#he consistently does shit like this is like he's not stupidly attractive and its because he does not know. he does not know that he's hot #the yuuta/yuuji divide is that they’re both bad asl and neither know it but yuuji is Not innocent and yuuta is just naive [at first]#which is me saying yuuji is kind but yuuta is just Nice once again #insane i need to bash his head against a table. and kiss him i guess whatever #also who expects to be fed when you offer them food: toge but he KNOWS he's being annoying and whines if u dont feed him #gojo/yuuji/choso are the opposite #gojo asks if u want some of his food and then won't let u have any unless u let him feed it to you. nd if u want to avoid a scene u have to #he just babies people :((///// he does this to everyone . will cry #yuuji also does it reflexively like hes like 'oh! this is good you should try it!' and before u can even agree he's got his spoon #in your mouth and smiling like 😇 its good right!🥰......angel boy #choso...do i need to say it isn't there canonical evidence for this #oh also u offer food to toji and he just kinda tilts his head like oh what ur not gonna feed me? like no. stinky. feed YOURSELF!#yuuta okkotsu.................... when i get my hands on this boy....

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thelastharbinger · 2 years

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I’m already seeing male reactors get very verbally defensive about that scene in She-Hulk where Jennifer describes how, simply as a woman, she has more experience in suppressing rage than Banner because speaking out will get you labelled “hysterical”, “emotional”, “difficult”, “too much of a feminist”, the list goes on. And if you snap back at the wrong cat-caller, you can get murdered. So now mcu bros are rushing at the opportunity to cry out “this is just another ‘marvel throwing in another woke scene for woke’s sake’. But like...it isn’t untrue. Comic nerds are all for female superhero protagonists until she, god forbids, talks about the dynamics of what it’s like to live within the confines of patriarchy.

MCU fans are always clamoring for the social commentary to be more “subtle” and not so “in-your-face”, just so they can mindlessly enjoy a punchy fighty show and not have to confront any real-world intersections with racism, misogyny, xenophobia, transphobia, all the -isms and -phobias you can imagine. Additionally, even when the social criticisms are embedded into the story, the conflicts are routinely either overlooked or watered-down and discussed at the individual-level as if these are just isolated incidents and not reflective of larger phenomena. Dudebros forget that superhero comic media, from the very beginning, has always been political. A lot of the mainstream characters we know and love today were created in response to the anti-war and peace movements during the seventies in the United States (this is also not to say that there isn’t some definite war propaganda and Red Scare-inspired comics out there either).

Comics are teaching grounds for morality, human good, and bad, power, greed, corruption. Comics have been about the social commentary from the get-go. The idea that the government (and by extent society at large) is villainizing and surveilling a specific minority group who carry varying physical and genetic traits contrasting to that of the “ideal national subject” because of a perceived inherent aggression or difference based on their physical attributes *ahem ahem mutants*...where do you think they got that from?

I literally sat through a dude being like “IN MY EXPERIENCE AS A MAN, THAT IS NEVER THE CASE! IF A WOMAN GETS UPSET AND MAKES A SCENE IN PUBLIC, THE MAN ALWAYS LOOKS LIKE THE BAD GUY BECAUSE IT IS ASSUMED HE DID SOMETHING WRONG. MEN ARE THE ONES WHO CAN NEVER BE ANGRY.” (Obviously for Black men, my argument is different because when Black men express rage, they are viewed as a threat or turned into spectacle, but the person who made this rant was not a Black man, nor was he factoring race into his argument). As if masculinity and gratuitous violence have not become nearly synonymous. When male celebrities are accused of beating their partners, fans run to their defense to say “well she shouldn’t have provoked him.” When Will Smith slapped Chris Rock, the internet rooted for a televised boxing match between the actors/comedians. We all watched the Trump and Hillary debates right, where his belligerent behavior was coddled while she had to maintain composure?

We’ve collectively grown up watching male newscasters, talk show hosts, and reporters make jokes about angry women in sports, in the media or in news reports being on their periods, as a way to minimize the stressful and abusive circumstances, or people, women are subjected to. The world expects women to react to harassment with class and elegance; women’s anger, Black women especially, is never not mitigated. For male fans to come away from that scene wanting to eye roll is why the commentary is so “in-your-face” because a lot of y’all still don’t get it! Men are still finding ways to make women’s issues about them and the “loss” of their rights. In a world where Brock Turners are able to walk free, are you really trying to argue against this scene? Really? What else do you expect out of a series whose main character is AN ATTORNEY? Y’all are just not going to enjoy this series then, as per usual.

#if you're wondering who the youtuber in question is it is jaby koay from the channel #getjaby #he also has another channel but im not trying to promote his shit #he does reactions to loads of things but i literally want to beat his ass everytime he opens his mouth to make some social hot take bc #you might as well be talking to fucking ricky gervais #he gives major centrist vibes nd he's so fucking condescending nd will jump at any opportunity to mansplain things to his female co-reactor #he's like i'm woke but only to a certain point #anyways fuck dudebros #also are we gonna act like this she hulk scene is more shoe-horned in than that scene in endgame? let's be real #just say you hate hearing about any issues that affects anyone ever who isn't a white man #she hulk #she-hulk #marvel #mcu #mcu rant #tatiana maslany #jennifer walters #hulk #bruce banner #reactors

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strawglicks · 4 months

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guys flint does not hate cosmo he dislikes the satellite investors .

as a matter of fact they LOOK UP TO cosmo but unfortunately their conflict with the satellite investors causes cosmo to hate their guts LMAO

this idea brings so much potential for funny shenanigans n whatnot but i keep seeing flint and cosmo portrayed as hating each other but thats just not true . flint does not hate cosmo at all, its his assistants they have an issue with . why exactly is unknown (pls build on this clash crew im so curious i wanna see more of satellite investors vs flint its so funny to me)

#toontown #ttcc #toontown corporate clash #cosmo kuiper #plutocrat #flint bonpyre #firestarter #satellite investors #hi i just have to quickly save the fandom from falling into a mischaracterization of flint #flint and cosmo and the SIs are so funny and have been one of my FAVORITE dynamics since i FIRST got into ttcc #and i cannot stand by and watch a key part of it be erased .#i will say MAYBE at some point #considering flint hates being walked all over and cosmo yells at them a lot #MAYBE they would snap at cosmo at some point . but it would be followed by IMMEDIATE regret.#it would be pent up anger from like. the satellite investors. that they let out on the very wrong person #do u understand.#flint would NOT fucking actively challenge cosmo in an argument of any sort #bc theyre afraid of him and also look up to him . the last thing they want is to start shit with him #unfortunately they DO end up starting shit with him bc they cant keep their mouth shut abt their dislike towards the SIs #anyway ramble over .

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phant0municorn · 11 months

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goodbaye 2 dinobot(uninspired) haelooo lucifer<3

#beast wars #transformers #dinoprimal #optimus primal #dinobot #doop #im gonna dump about this au since like excluding the 1-3 and last 2 images like alot of this is almost from like a year ago by now so uh #if ur a FRIEND who has NOT finished beast wars do NOT read im literally gonna ruin some shit 4 u DONT do it. i SWEAR. ok ily bye #maximals and predacons crash land on earth yadda yadda except its 10 times worse they crash land on the wrong time where most of humanity #has already evolved lets say they crash land around 15-16 century or so. idk yet exactly maybe we may never know just know au is gothic #mostly kinda yeah u see op hes a bat and shit but when he was scanning a lifeform while being barely alive because wehn they crashed both #sides almost went up in flames literally and when op was scanning a lifeform he did scan a bat but it was full of parasites and he ended #up scanning those as well. hes like yeah hes a vampire but like not an actual one but just as scary since energon isnt as abundant as time #goes on on earth and its scarce op needs more of it or else he goes feral he has 2 eat the protoforms kinda. lucifer doesnt defect immediat #ely uhh idk if i might make this like a visual novel or something one day if i have the time or energy after a project im alredy working on #well see ok thanks bye #i also wanted 2 redesign db because it always kinda bothered me how like its just him in some western get up. i wanna commit more 2 it and #now hes a diamondback rattle snake(not sure if i want 2 specify eastern or western idk if it matters really) and op kinda like has more of #flea mouth but rins mouth is canon 2 they can coexist<3 ok now byebye #oops made it up on the spot last minute i hate doing refs but the top of lucifers head is his snake skull #i keep forgetting sm shit but also why do they fight whats the point. in the crash both golden discs were destroyed. theyre pissed off as #hell if im going down im taking u with me

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thecringefailintherye · 4 months

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thoroughly british post incoming

ENOUGH of this fucking roland rat vs basil brush nonsense. theyre two bad bitches with equal slay, stop pitting them against eachother and let them kiss.

#seein shit on casualuk while trying to soothe my hyperfixation on 80s british puppets and stop pitting two kings against eachother!!#let them hold paws and be motor mouthed annoying pests (affectionate) together #fuckin George from Rainbow* (the ONLY motherfucker i trust btw) put it best— 'they both have their merits!!' THEY DO!!!#*the Favouritsm episode Zippy and George: Puppet Legends has zippy and george trying to decide between roland or basil as a puppet legend #they settle on roland because 'he put ten grand in zippy's bank account' AND THAT JOKE COULD LAND FOR THEM BOTH !!#i mean u got a sleazy rapping hollywood rat presumably fucking loaded and then youve got a posh ass fox whos canonically loaded #they can both spare ten grand #and before youse say roland has a girlfriend i actually dont care him glenis and kevin the gerbil were clearly a throuple (or rolands harem #(take ur pick)#i think they should kiss #(roland rat and basil brush that is)#puppets #british #uk #80s #kids tv #uk tv #childrens shows #cbbc #tv am #roland rat #basil brush #british puppets #80s tv #classic kids tv #80s kids tv

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toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account · 2 months

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on today's episode of "hey fuckass did you know that fic authors can see the fucking bookmarks you make for their fics"

#mine #me: 'hey on a whim lets look at the bookmarks on spider's thread and see if anyone's- oh.'#the inspo for that fic is like a few smoldering embers anyway & that lowkey feels like pouring a bucket of fucking water on it #bitch this isnt goodreads you don't need to tear a fic apart & nitpick it if you didn't vibe with it #you could just. idk. leave it the fuck alone and not SHIT on it #also just #''Jasper (like from SU?) doesn’t seem like a great bard bc he isnt saying anything interesting' my brother in christ his mouth was sewn shu #like. what do you THINK HE'S GOING TO SAY #they don't have fics of their own (just... hp fic bookmarks (some of which are equally critical)#which. just kinda shows even more how invalid their opinion is.#but. can't address them or anything but if youre seeing this fuck you #fic: the silence of the spider's thread #the witcher

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camgirlkaminari · 4 months

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i just caught up with the latest chapters and like. those dudes definitely made out right? like that's not even subtext? like horikoshi fully said one and two absolutely went hog wild upon each other like. in the text, right??????? I have other, more cool and normal thoughts, but what is really important to me right now is that. those dudes definitely canonically got nasty. right???????????????????

#other things to note: oh my god afo absolutely gave shigaraki his brothers hand. unbelievable #also: what happened with hawks? did he fully get absorbed into afo? why was he all the way in there like that. did i miss something #bnha spoilers #bnha manga spoilers #but really like what the fuck is this story about. all might starts off like yeah you gotta swallow my dna #NOT lets do some sort of. blood oath where we manfully exchange bodily fluids #thats soooo specific #like heroes rising? they touched bloody hands but this is NOT a syphilis situation this is a #katsuki had to have stuck his nasty little fingers in his mouth before they could start the fight. which is SO funny to imagine #and then im back to yoichi and how he must have given away his quirk the first time like #like. doesnt it sound like kudou was like i feel weird. better get a pregnancy test about it #right? right? am i insane here?#bruce says hm. youve got some weird little unformed thing in there #kudou replies: hm. its just as i expected. i knew ever since the time we made love under the moon something about me was different #right?#ugh a lifetime of trying not to read to much into shonen shit im truly like. grappling with this #they fucking. fucked. right?!!!????!!!

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taikanyohou · 2 years

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there's an alternate reality where this vegas:

and this pete:

most definitely fuck.

#i have a scenario in my head where the bodyguard disperse to find porsche and as vegas is heading out back to main foyer area #he bumps into pete and pete just looks at him with disgust and knows vegas is Upto Some Shit and porsche disappearing is bc of him #and vegas who's already Mad does not need pete to be looking at him like that so he spits out a 'what the fuck are you staring at?'#and pete just cuts to the chase and asks vegas 'where the fuck is he i know you're upto some shit.' and vegas just smirks and says 'who?'#whilst he steps closer to him until he's trapped pete up against a wall and leans into his ear and says 'who pete?'#and pete spits back in vegas' face how 'i know you've got your eyes on him. don't think i haven't been watching your every move.'#and at first it feels like a bucket of ice water has been thrown on vegas but then he composes himself and says #'why? are you jealous?' at which pete just scoffs. and then vegas tries again and says 'or do you like what you see? the thrill of it?#eyeing me just to see what i do next?'#and pete doesnt respond. just bites the inside of his cheek. bc there is a thrill to it #but he is not gonna give vegas the satisfaction. and yet all vegas has to do is look at pete as he clenches his jaw and he gets his answer #and then vegas just rakes his eyes all over pete's body and says 'you've never looked so good'.#and pete isnt gonna get distracted by the fact that vegas of all people is telling him this. so he asks again 'where is he?'#and vegas just tuts and steps even closer and presses their bodies together and says 'fuck him. i'm talking about us.#stop being so fucking good all the time pete. doesnt it get tiring?'#and pete's trying to stay focused on the task at hand here and he knows exactly what vegas is doing as vegas carries on saying #'don't you wanna be bad sometimes pete? what if i let you be that with me? no one has to know.'#and the invitation sounds so tempting. the prospect of it. that he should be with kinn doing his job but instead he's fucking his cousin #and just being the centre of attention for once. being vegas' centre of attention .... it makes pete's toes curl.#and vegas glances down at pete's mouth that's fallen slightly open. and its so pretty. so pretty that he has to touch it. and as he does #pete opens his mouth wider and vegas runs his thumb along pete's entire bottom lip. and he can feel pete breathing hard.#'you want this.' vegas says. 'look how you open up your mouth for me so pretty to have more.'#and now vegas is calling him pretty too and pete's resolve is breaking brick by brick until he moans when vegas wraps his hand around his #throat and vegas says 'i wanna taint you so bad that you'd have to wear this to cover the bruises on your neck. and the next time i see you #i'd do it all over again.' and pete asks in a barely there voice 'next time?' and vegas smirks and leans into pete's ear and says #'if its what you want. because i do. i wanna see you be bad for me. just for me. i want you to come to me only. for me only.'#and then vegas bites down on the skin there making pete clutch onto vegas' blazer and as divine as vegas looks pete wants to rip it off.#and just as he's about to do something about it vegas steps back leaving pete's arm mid air. and pete hates that. and vegas sees it all #over his face and says 'what do you say pete? you either leave with me right now or you can go back and be the good little boy they think #you are.' and vegas holds out his hand. and no one's ever treated pete like this before. so he takes it. and lets vegas take him.

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juneviews · 6 months

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lmaooooooo I just remembered that one time I was explaining to a friend that people who are TOO conventionally attractive kinda become unattractive to me bc they're too perfect & symmetrical, and I much prefer hot people who still have some character to their face. she then proceeded to tell me "oh that's why you love off. he's pretty but not TOO pretty." I WAS SO GODDAMN FLABBERGASTED ALL I COULD REPLY WAS "haha yeah..." 😭

no but for real, why do people & especially people irl KEEP coming at me with their WRONG and insulting off jumpol takes?? when they KNOW how much I stan him?? do I open my mouth when they stan the most mediocre thai actors in existence?? NOPE. just STFU thanks 🫶

#axelle rants #off jumpol #it always give me flashbacks to when a handful of randos sent me anonymous asks to tell me they found off ugly 💀#like what did you think I was gonna reply?? are you daft??#and they had the audacity to say that's why off isn't as popular as certain other actors like there aren't many mid looking thai actors -#- who are huge. nah I'm never letting that go I'm sorry #KEEP OFF'S NAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH & IF YOU WANNA TALK SHIT AT LEAST DON'T DO IT TO ME BRUH 💀💀💀#my friend was kinda right tho bc off has SO MUCH character to his face that's why I love him 🫶

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missmaywemeetagain · 2 years

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UMMMM…OH MY FUCKIN’ GOD, Y’ALL 🥵

This is a masterpiece 🔥

(I don’t know if Jess is on here, or if someone who knows her can tell her, but I see you and holy hell, thanks for taking my words and creating a visual like this!! Amazing work, truly!!)

And do use headphones 🎧 it’s better 😏

DON’T MIND ME SCREAMING IN THE TAGS

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consciousexe · 25 days

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so I finally finished watching Let there be carnage and TELL ME WHY THERE IS A PAPA COSPLAYER IN THE RAVE

#WHEN I FIRST SAW THEM I WAS LIKE oh they just have similar facepaint AND THEN I SAW THE HAT AND LOST IT #This image has a sort of spiritual feeling to me and I cant even say what that feeling is #venom looking at them briefly is so funny to me #also the implications of this are great #the ghost band could canonically be in venoms universe #and there is a chance that he could be a ghost fan #I wonder who his favourite papa would be #I think he would like swiss because of the way his mouth is visible so it kinda looks like him #and also because yknow its swiss #might draw venom in a ghost shirt later tbh #i love rambling holy shit #venom let there be carnage #ghost band

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eff-plays · 4 months

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Sometimes I write Hira saying something so unhinged that I have no fucking idea how anybody would ever respond, much less Astarion who is also unhinged but in a different way.

#'a fellow like you would be a pleasure to behead' WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN HIRAETH #(this is my rewrite on the 'how do you wanna die' talk)#and they are just saying shit with their mouth and i'm just letting them because i don't edit or outline fic the same way #i do my original work #so..... oops #bg3 #oc: hiraeth #worsties to lovers #bloodsong

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batcavescolony · 4 months

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I'm back talking about Harry Potter and Snape's worst memory because while I hate the author y'all bug me.

Snape worst memory isn't James bulling him or string him up in front of the school, (that was bad I'm not saying it wasn't) it was Lily ending her friendship with him because he called her a Mudblood. With evidence.

To prove my point we have to go read the Deathly Hallows when Snape gave Harry his memories! We get to see the scene again but this time the thing that sticks out the most is Snape calling Lily a Mudblood. Now if that's not enough proof the next memory goes like this.

*Outside Gryffindor Tower*

Snape: I'm sorry

Lily: I'm not interested

S: I'm sorry!

L: save your breath... I only came out here because Mary told me you were threatening to sleep here.

S: I was. I would have done. I never ment to call you a Mudblood it just-

L: Slipped out? It's too late. I've made excuses for you for years. None of my friends can understand why I even talk to you. You and your precious little Death Eater friends- you see, you don't even deny it! You don't even deny that's what you're all aiming to be! You can't wait to join You-Know-Who, can you? I can't pretend anymore. You've chosen your way, I've chosen mine.

S: No-listen, I didn't mean-

L:-to call me a Mudblood? But you call everyone of my birth Mudblood, Severus. Why should I be any different?

*Lily leaves. Memory ends*

The next memory is Snape becoming a turn coat for Dumbledore so he could keep Lily safe because Voldemort wouldn't spare her.

Snape has had worse experiences then a teenage James Potter being a bully (even if it was shitty). so we look at the rest of the memory and lo and behold what do we see? The actual worst moment of Snape life, the moment he lost Lily forever.

#I just saw someone say they hated Lily because he's was too hard on Severus all he did was call her a Mudblood.#Yeah just called her a slur...And found it funny when dark magic was used on someone. And joined a hate group that would kill her.#And would've let her child and husband die if it ment she lived. bffr 🙄 lets put this in real world terms!#you're a minority (pick one) and you go to a school but their are some people who hate you for existing. but its ok you've got your bff!#now years go by and bff is still your bff but theyve changed. they're hanging out with those aforementioned people who hate you for existin #and yeah you dont like it but they're your bff since for ever so you make excuses. but then bff starts calling people like you slurs...#now bff hasn't called you slurs so maybe its just peer pressure you let it slide its your bff. now you find out that not only are there #people who hate you for existing there is his hate group and they want you and people like you dead. obviously you dont like his. now bffs #friends they want to join this hate group... and bff doesn't deny it. ok thats not great. bffs friends who wanna join the hate group have #now moved passed just calling people like you slurs. they've went and beat the shit out of a person like you that you considered a friend.#and bff.... they say that it was just a joke. but are again not denying wanting to join the hate group that wants you dead. you love bff so #you just keep your mouth shut. now the day comes! bff has now called you a slur. and you cant make excuses anymore. they're just like their #friends and you cut your losses because again bff and their friends want to join a hate group that wants to kill you!!!#its not poor litte Severus its poor Lily. she thought she had a friend and HE betrayed HER! but but but why didnt she stop him from joining #she was a child! she was in a new world with no idea! she was in a whole nother house! and its not her fucking job to fix him! he joined th #hate group HE KNEW HATED HER! if he truly loved her he wouldn't have joined. but but but its not that- ADROMADA TONKS could be a Slytherin #and not be a Death Eater and her family was pure blood. she could do it! so could Snape.#severus snape #lily potter #snapes worst memory #the marauders #harry potter #the deathly hallows #lily evans #put some more respected on her name.#fuck jkr #james potter #slytherin #how can you be a snape stan and not like lily that 80% of his personality.#snape

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ziracona · 11 months

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So fucking disrespectful for Miguel to go “You shouldn’t be Spider-Man. You were meant to have never been bitten and your Spider-Man should never have died!”

Like excuse the fucking—???? The god damn DISRESPECT to Chris Pine Peter Parker? In MY house??? He was MILES’S Spider-Man!! He greeted that kid with wonder and “I thought I was alone.” His last words to him were that he trusted him to save the day, and promising it would be okay.

Are you going to stand in this sacred place and call Chris Pine Spidey a lair? How dare you. How DARE you. He ALWAYS gets back up and he did! Even dead! He had a MINUTE with Miles Morales, and the kid chose to become Spider-Man from it. He used the one move Spider-Pine taught him to shut down the collider in the finale, the move Gwen and Peter B didn’t teach him. He trusted that kid. He died for that kid. Are you saying he would regret that? Would ‘undo’ it, if he could!??? Are you trying to say Spider-Pine would not have wanted this? You think he would tell Miles Morales he doesn’t belong??? Your bitch ass lying ugly soul trying to tell me that Chris Pine Spider-Man would look a Brooklyn kid he protects in the face and tell him he can’t be Spider-Man and is a fucking mistake and wishes he could take that away from him?!?, He knew that kid for seconds and loved him. He’s fucking SPIDER-MAN. He wouldn’t choose himself over a kid! He literally didn’t!!!! And the ENTIRE legacy that man chose to leave behind, his own WORDS his wife relayed for him after his death??? Were that ANYONE can be Spider-Man, and anyone could have been, and we ALL have that potential inside us!!! ‘Canon event’ ‘supposed to be’ ‘always’ ‘fate’ how DARE you stand where he stood.

How dare you put words in his mouth. How dare you try to take that choice away from him and call it wrong. How DARE you claim what ‘should’ be in his reality over what he chose?!?!! The only person with a right to say he shouldn’t have died and Miles should have never been Spider-Man, is HIM, and he DIDN’T. He told him to run.

You think a little thing like a grand design could possibly change that???? Who do you THINK HE WAS!?!? He’s fucking SPIDER-MAN. How DARE you try to choose over him? How DARE you claim to have that right? The disrespect!!! I will not STAND for it. ‘Formula’ ‘canon event’ ‘every reality’ shut the fuck up. There is no ‘always event’!!!?! Spider-Man is always some things sure—an everyman, funny, kind, self-sacrificing, he always gets up, he loves, he tries, he forgives, he does his best, even though life is cruel, and he makes mistakes, but he keeps trying to be better. And ALL of those things? are CHOICES. Active. CHOICES. That ANYONE can make. Not a ONE of them, is an event, or loss, or a rule!!! That’s contrary to the entire idea of who he is. There is no formula!!! It’s a leap of faith!!!! How DARE you claim to know who belongs in another Spider-Man’s world, like your fanfiction time stream web could possibly be more cosmically of significance than the dying choice of a Peter Parker who loved Miles Morales. How fucking DARE you.

#across the spider-verse #across the spiderverse #across the spider verse #I’m just seething. I will beat the shit out of anyone who dares say a word against Spider-Pine including Miguel #how DARE you put words in his mouth how DARE you stand where he stood. he said ‘I always get back up’ and then made a choice to ask Miles to #get back up for him and Miles did and that is /all/ their is to it. how DARE you #I’ve read spider man since issue one shut the fuck up Miguel I know more than you #‘people always let you down’ this fucking idiot doesn’t even know abt OG Harry Osborn #across the spider-verse spoilers

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eremin0109 · 1 year

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Mrityunjay: Durykarna (1)

bro B r o BRO I'm halfway through Mrityunjay, right now on Duryodhan's POV and I SHIT YOU NOT his description of Karna is straight (hah) out of a fucking romance novel.

I MEAN THIS SHIT;?!!!?! Fucking G O L D

(The following translation sucks but trust me when I say that this gay loser describes Karna in the most flowery way POSSIBLE)

He (Karna) has a way of making all those who were close to him, his own in every way. With his many attractive qualities, he has won over the vast majority of citizens in this capital city. But his most powerful and mesmerizing trait is his enviable personality (in this context; his physical appearance). Whenever he stands in front of me, I don't know why but it feels like there are countless particles of radiance fluttering right in front of me. Every time I look into his blue eyes, the blue vastness of the sky pales in comparison.

Sometimes, I would run into him on the royal staircase of the palace as he was returning from a bath (in river Ganga). I will never be able to forget the way he looked then. The way the residue of the clear droplets of Gangetic water shines brilliantly in his wet, curly golden hair, it reminds me of dewy sunflowers in the garden that dance to the tune of the wind.

His gentle swaying earrings, his magnificently smooth forehead, his nose as straight as a flagpole, the colour of reddish-pink lotuses flushed across his cheeks, arched golden eyebrows racing towards his ears, biceps as large as an elephant’s trunk, the carved, glowing muscles of his calves, his broad and elevated chest could be likened to the huge back of one of the mega turtles of Ganga, his neck round and thick like an arrowhead, his shoulders were strong and chiseled, not unlike a bull’s and all of these features were beautifully enhanced with his sunlike round face!

In my opinion, there was no other man that could rival Karna’s distinguished beauty (and caliber) in the entirety of Hastinapur. He’s reserved and talks very little. But his silence is a living commentary! Whenever he speaks, the sound resembles the clear gong of a mace smashing against another, grainy and deep.

In the terms of voice and the style of speaking, Karna is only second to the Grandsire (Bhishma), who is my favourite.

Sometimes while talking, he would break into a breath-taking smile and his teeth would cast a golden glow and I...

and I forget Guru Drona’s hurtful neglect towards me, forget the insults hurled at me by Bhima-Arjun, hundreds of wounds that scrap the deepest corners of my heart are long forgotten. I forget that I’m the crown prince of the Kurus, forget that tomorrow I’m going to be the emperor of Hastinapur. And like the endless buzzing of a bee, only one thought starts spiraling in my head--

“Is Karna really a Suta (the son of a Suta)? In the modest hut of a charioteer, could a man bearing such an ethereal form be born? Is Karna really inferior?”

Then my soul tells me quite defiantly, “Karna is not a charioteer’s son! He is the epitome of brilliance! How can a glowing jewel (*paraphrased) be born in a cave of darkness? Karna must be some celebrated king’s bright and courageous son. Karna must be a Kshatriya!”

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