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SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LOOK AT MY KITTEN IN MY SLIPPY

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i still think about "aye moira am oan the protein" way too often

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i want to share with you some of my favourite graffiti from Pompeii

“Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!“ 

“Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.“ 

“We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.“

“Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.“

“On April 19th, I made bread.“

“ I have buggered men.“

“If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girlfriend.“

“It took 640 paces to walk back and forth between here and there ten times.“

“Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!“

“Epaphra is not good at ball games.”

“Two friends were here.  While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus.  They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.“

“Secundus likes to screw boys.“

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When I read a fanfic I like, the author becomes a mini celebrity to me. So when an author with a work I like kudos’ or comments on my own fanfic I just-

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Reblog so everyone can hear what they need.

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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

#cant stand not having socks on unless im stood on carpet #sock on carpet is appalling. i put socks on to leave my room tho

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match percenteges, helping is allowed

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I know that only like 2 people are gonna see this - but if you're someone (like me) who likes to make AUs that have a LOT of information, consider compiling it all into one google site. You can make different sections for drawings you've done, characters you've written/canon characters you've made changes to, and different pieces of writing for the AU. You can link different sites you use for it(if you use any sites to write, draw, or come up with ideas). You can compile different google slides and google docs related to the AU, and have all sorts of tools to organize information. This can save you a lot of time if you don't want to have to search your whole computer for a file, or your whole sketchbook/journal for a drawing or piece of information.

#dont lose #i might make an smq one

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#transgender peter pan #omg yeah thats just jay #slap a fish and an alien on it and that'd just be him #literally u my guy /pos ❤️

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ur music is 'underground'? you know whos REALLY underground? the wombles. of wimbledon common. stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

#the wombles #i love the wombles!!!!

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At some point in your life, you were taught that being slightly annoying is an unforgivable sin. Maybe it was by your parents or a teacher or a friend or a bully or an older sibling. But someone taught you that being slightly annoying is a crime punishable by death.

You must unlearn this.

You must accept that all people will be annoying at some point or another in their lives, maybe all of their lives, and that this is okay. It is okay for strangers on the bus, it is okay for children in the grocery store, it is okay for people on social media, and it is okay for you.

If you ever want to truly love your fellow humans, if you ever want to truly love yourself, you must have forgiveness for being annoying.

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all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

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oopsie! You got a bit too manic about a creative project too close to bedtime and now your brain is too awake to sleep. One million dead 10 morbillion injured

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some of y'all need to stop seeing self deprecation as a funny joke and start looking at it for what it is. you are being so fucking cruel to a member of our community. and they don't deserve your cruelty. I love all of you so much and it sucks to watch you gleefully shittalk someone I care about then excuse it by going "but it's okay, I can say that, it's about myself!"

I feel like a lot of people use the "hey don't be mean to my friend [name] >:(" in a joking manner but. no. seriously. stop shittalking my friend. it sucks to hear you talk about anybody like that, ESPECIALLY a community member. you don't get a free pass for directing it at yourself.

#i do sometimes do this but after realising how much it effects me to see others do it im trying to stop