#mostly scout

[chaoticgremlinbrainspace]

here *tosses you some ugly ass doodles bc I like ya*

#grem doodle #sketch book art even #its like a grem sneak peek lmao #sniper from tf2 is sorta there poor bastard never got finished #tf2 pyro #mostly scout #tf2 scout #even #can you tell his fail boy cringe swagger has bewitched me in ways #also pyro is so funky #theyre friends to me sorry #sitting by the fire #bc I was in math class lmao #next time I might even use references for once!!!!

[vaxxman]

Could I request Medic having The Mom Grip on Scout’s shoulder after the speedy moron almost let a mercenary secret slip while they weee getting groceries?

Three Europeans and two Americans walk into a grocery store in New Mexico.

I hope this is the right meme.

More silliness below.

This comic is the antithesis of the "wtf is a kilometre" joke.

The faces they make when they can't quite identify the type of brown bread in the bread aisle.

You don't know how [insert nationality here] you are until you go overseas and things are different.

Spy obviously has no problems with pretending to know how much a gallon of milk is, he just peeks into his conversion chart notes, pretending it's his shopping list.

I want to think Heavy is completely fine with having to readjust to a new unit system, he just eyeballs most practical things anyways by holding them up and mumbling about how they approximately weigh like a chicken or his kettle bell etc. He's always been living in practical ignorant bliss.

Medic has a peer reviewed meltdown the first time he realises there's no uniformity in "a cup of ____" because every object has different densities. He's diligent about memorising the conversion rates for ounces, pounds, the most common things etc., and recovers ok. He goes through the same stages of grief rage when he finds out about distances and lengths.

Just remember four inches are 10.16 cm and pray no one asks you to specify anything bigger than inches.

Everyone does a mental victory lap when they manage to guess how much Celsius the weather is because they keep forgetting it's Celsius*5/9+32=Fahrenheit, Engineer reminds them patiently.

The true victories are the correct temperature guesses we've made along the way.

One time, a friend asked me if I actually knew how much a tablespoon of flour was in gramms to convince me that metric users also make use of volume based units without thinking about them. But little did she know a heaped spoonful of 405 flour is about 15g and a level tablespoon is 10g.

They claim Oolong just tastes better when it's boiled to 80°C exactly with a Bunsen burner.

You only asked for one scene but somehow I came up with a bunch of other things. This post was drawn across 2 months so the artstyle is all over the place. Thanks for your ask!

#team fortress 2 #tf2 #tf2 medic #tf2 scout #tf2 spy #tf2 heavy #tf2 soldier #Medic's reaction to a stick of butter is 100% based on my own reaction after reading an American recipe for the first time #Like I didn't know butter in America came in this normed stick-form I genuinely thought it was some arbitrary unit like ??? A Stick?? #As in I didn't know if the recipe required the butter to be in this specific shape; like sometimes you have to add butter in shaves or molt #no biggie lemme whittle away at my butter block until it's shaped like a stick? And then I learnt it was the portions that butter comes in #Cut me some slack; I'm used to recipes using eggs as the scale-up ingredient; not butter #I also learnt that medical labels is where metric units are mostly encountered simply because medicine is international #But that is the main reason why I think Medic would not realise he'd have to deal with imperial units until he goes grocery shopping #The man's just been ignoring the “oz” information right below everything he's ever used; out of sight out of mind #I want to think Engi is the most normal person about the entire metric-imperial-units thing he just does some mental arithmetic and done #King just learned système international d'unités during one of his 11 phds; it's not unrealistic

[nothingbutlimbo]

Redrew my favorite meet them all frames! 💥

#This was a rendering practice on background mostly #HOOOO GOD THIS TOOK FOREVER #blood tw #tw gore #tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 sniper #tf2 spy #tf2 pyro #tf2 scout #tf2 heavy #tf2 medic #eye strain #limbo art #my art

[szsza36]

Gay but like in a homophobic way

#you know what i mean? #scout tf2 #ass pancakes #tf2 freaks #i think thats enough him related tags idk #team fortress 2 #tf2 #team fortress two #yay #this is why you don't heal scouts #yay x2 #its mostly headcanons #i dont own the lil guy #i just gave him his own personality #and un-homestucked the hammer im sorry #i love him

[nebulousmedic]

Besties..... Lewd comic. It's a three part, this is part 1.

It's spicy goodness mixed with humor. Everyone gets their, uh, share (hence the three part)

#medic #scout #heavy #tf2 #team fortess 2 #medic tf2 #tf2 medic #scout tf2 #tf2 scout #heavy tf2 #tf2 heavy #heavymediscout #or is it #heavymedicscout #????? I don't know lol #heavymedic #heavyscout #mediscout #it's mostly those last two #tf2 comic #my art #suggestive

[homkamiro]

Now, speeding bullet crop top scout but make it Yuri

I want to squeeze her and throw into the trashbin and then light the trashbin

#dialogue inspired by “little things” fanfiction from triggeredhappy #i hc that sniper was mostly into fat/buff women (cuz australia) #but she's still very fond of her skinny bun #oh to squeeze her sides #team fortress 2 #tf2 #team fortress 2 fanart #tf2 fanart #tf2 scout #tf2 sniper #sniperscout #speeding bullet #tf2 femscout #tf2 femsniper #fem fortress

[justtrashperson]

When it’s class but my seatmate started assigning tf2 characters to memes

#justtrashdoodles #tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 scout #tf2 medic #tf2 demoman #tf2 soldier #bloody suit #sniperspy #<- mostly mentioned but sh

[zarla-s]

I had an idle thought about Medic getting hanahaki disease and then playing around with it instead of angsting about it and then I wrote too many words about it, per usual.

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Title: I think you're underestimating the research opportunities being cursed by a wizard can offer you Words: 24.5k Rating: PG-13 Fandom: Team Fortress 2 Pairings: Heavy/Medic Warnings: Some fairly vivid descriptions of choking and suffocating

Summary:  

Merasmus curses Medic to have flowers grow in his lungs until he confesses his feelings to the man he's secretly in love with. Easy. Barely a curse. He could do that any time he wants. Wouldn't it be more interesting, though, to study the disease as it progresses instead? See exactly what it can do? The things he could learn! The team won't mind, right? (They do mind.) (Especially Heavy.)

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#team fortress 2 #heavy #medic #heavymedic #fic #merasmus #scout #soldier #pyro #demoman #engineer #spy #sniper #i couldn't really think of a title is it obvious #it's mostly lighthearted honestly #it's not the kind of hanahaki that demands reciprocation #just a confession

[r-aindr0p]

Rat and his overly detailed bell thing

Feeling like squeezing him like those fidget toys with googly eyes/pos

#twisted wonderland #rollo flamme #twst rollo #woke up feeling like a wet rug and couldnt do a bunch of tasks -> comfort rat drawing time #finally figured out that his bell shaft has mostly lilies on them as decoration #and a fleur-de-lys symbol which represented the kingdom of France but also the holy trinity #it is still used on the flag of Québec I believe but is also the symbol of scouts all around the world #and it is probably the symbol of many more places/things

[kagoutiss]

“what does sheik actually do in this au” fair question. everything

#tloz #ocarina of time #oot #sheik #zelda #ganondorf #undercover sheik au #sheik is a 1. ranch inspector #2. scout #3. the entire department of wildlife #4. royal security consultant #5. human/monster resources #6. guy who collects whatever the king of all evil needs without asking questions #also gets paid at irregular intervals but in obscene amounts of rupees. which mostly goes to refugees in kakariko #and then balancing all of that with covertly reporting back to impa on everything sheik has gleaned while working for ganondorf #and sometimes having to compromise between what sheik tells who because he cannot be 100% honest with ganondorf and impa all the time #due to the Circumstances #its great. sheik is doing great

[phoenixcatch7]

The Wayne doll house

Have some haunted doll au, since it's been bubbling away in my mind.

The bat cave is large and sprawling, many layers and tunnels and hollowed out cracks in the walls. It takes many years to fully reinforce to prevent stray kids from tripping into stagnant waters or fall down crags as he once did. The doll cave, as it becomes known, is in one of the deepest, darkest corners, one where the lights of the furnished caverns above don't reach.

It's one late night sitting at the computer when it suddenly occurs to Bruce that his first encounter with a doll was at the well entrance, many levels above.

There was nothing there when he went back.

-

The justice league stared at the subaru. The subaru, having no eyes, did not stare back.

The seven of them had just finished a very long, arduous mission, and narrowly escaped government censure after the base they'd been raiding had turned out to belong to some corrupt official. With the alert up, they couldn't escape through city airspace, or even in their hero suits.

So civilian it was.

Batman had hotwired some bloke's car while the rest of them ducked into alleys and shop bathrooms, but the problem remained. There was seven of them. And five seats.

"I can shift into something more suitable for being carried," suggested j'onn, "but I believe one of us might have to hide."

"Foot well?" Hal tried, and everyone looked around at the tall, bulky, broad heroes.

"Think they'd have to go in the boot," Barry finally said. Everyone immediately turned to him. "No."

Batman spoke up before the discussion could devolve.

"I think.... I would be best for that."

The team stared.

"Batsy?"

Having no lungs meant he could not drag in the tired sigh he wished, but whatever force allowed this body to talk was capable of approximating something suitably resigned.

"As I am, I am... incapable of fully passing as human. It would be best if I remained out of sight."

"So just? Go change? I swear we won't be weird about whoever you are under the mask. Even if you're like, bald."

"Thank you, Wally, but I'm afraid I'm being serious." Reaching for the mask in broad daylight was unpleasant, but the glue and wires held as he gave it a few thorough tugs. "It doesn't detach."

Everyone stared. Clark reached out as if he wanted to check, but withdrew.

"Do you even have a civilian identity??" Oliver eventually asked. "Because at this point I'm genuinely not sure."

Wayne Enterprises and Queen Industries had a meeting that same evening. "Hn."

"Can we go back to the 'incapable of passing as human' part?!"

"We can discuss it in the car," he snapped, stalking past Barry and popping the boot. "In case you haven't forgotten, we're on a time limit."

For once, that seemed to encourage them, and batman, with great dignity, folded his joints and cape into the small space, ignoring Hal's mutter of 'what kind of contortionist -' as he slammed the lid. With a little shuffling he managed to activate his comms.

"I will inform the watchtower of our delay."

"Batman, they're tapping all outgoing signals, you can't -"

"It won't trigger," he interrupted, before he twisted his consciousness and sent it spiralling across the country.

Bruce awoke with a groan, stretching his limbs and taking a moment to marinate in his annoyance before he reached for the comm and voice modulator on the beside table.

"Batman to watchtower, we've encountered delays. If the Texan state government calls we haven't entered the state in six weeks. Batman out."

-

"Alien?"

"No."

"Reanimated corpse?"

"No."

"Uh... Demon?"

"Hm. No."

"You're not just a meta human, are you?"

"No."

"Vampire?"

"No."

"Robot??"

"No."

"Batsy, please, someone's got to win the bet eventually. How do we even know you're not lying?!"

"You don't," Batman said, not looking up from his paperwork and Flash groaned, letting his sticky notes fall to the floor as he buried his head in his arms.

"One day," he bemoaned to the keyboard, "one day we'll figure it out."

"Until then please keep your eyes on the monitors."

Flash groaned again.

-

Robin ducked under superman's arm as he scuttled down the corridor, laden with the night's haul of snacks. The real problem wasn't getting them - stopping league members from raiding the kitchen would be extremely counterproductive - but keeping them until he could return home to his human body to eat them. Batman had started searching him each time they left and it was really cutting into his daily sugar intake. Unfair! Just because he didn't actually use energy to stay up my night to fight crime, it felt like he did!!

'Oh, you're broken, Robin, oh, don't go out until the glue has fully set, Robin' his arm was fine! It wasn't like there was much crime to be fought on the watchtower anyway! At least not physically.

So he was pretty pleased with himself until he went to set the snacks down and found that the tar like glue they used had soaked through the sleeve and gotten all over his chocolates.

With his other hand, he tried to pry them off, wincing as the wrappers tore and stuck. He tried to shake it, ignoring the way his elbow rattled in the joint.

"Come on, come on - aw, cheezits."

The arm fell off. Robin stared despondently at the limb, surrounded by torn wrappers and dripping black glue where it connected to the elbow. The sour stink of formaldehyde filled the air.

He was going to be in such trouble with Bruce.

The click of the door jerked his head up.

Flash stood in the doorway, wide eyed. Robin stared back.

Flash screamed.

Oh yeah @dehydratedmockingbird have a thing

#batman #Possessed doll au #bruce wayne #justice league #cryptid batman #Cryptid batfam #Didn't fit in there but I wanted to include that every bat member has a mask that covers their mouth #They've all got nutcracker jaws #I don't know the technical name but you know the ones where only a block moves for the mouth and the cheeks don't? #Super creepy on a life size thing I'd imagine #So if their mouth guard or mask gets ruined guess who's having nightmares that night! #Normally cryptid batfam go to great lengths to Look Inhuman and these guys still do it's just easier to not get joints jammed if you cover #Them up. Doesn't mean they haven't pavloved the whole criminal underground into terror at the sound of wooden clacking #They can turn ALL their joints 360 and it terrifies the average goon when you try to sneak behind a bat and it just swivels around to lock #With you. They grapple by shooting their hands out (so they can't lose their grapples) and it doesn't look nice. Yes they use it to #High five from across rooftops or grab things. Punch people in the face from the rafters. (pie the joker) #Their outfits look painted on (they mostly are). Ears swivel. They each have gliding wings installed in their backs after a scare with ivy #Clark was too polite to ask about the rattling and hissing noises he made until one day he was scouting with xray vision glanced over #And nearly screamed XD #long post #long tags

[miss-sagemoon]

I like to headcanon scout as being Bi, but like supper repressed to the point he'll think about how hot the other mercs are and then proceed to say he's 100% straight.

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#tf2 #scout tf2 #medic tf2 #tf2 headcanons #my art #(even though it's mostly traced tf2 models)

[okaydiscount]

look, I love the concept of playing scout,

but the second i do im missing every shot and i only have something higher than 0 on the scoreboard if im pushing the cart.

Being speedy is so fun but it just ruins my already terrible aim :'(

#my bad aim is mostly why i main medic :/ #art #digital art #tf2 #tf2 fanart #team fortress two #tf2 scout #tf2 pyro #big slappy #discounts art

[astral-schools]

enjoy your stay!

#w101 #wizard101 #w101 fandom #wizard101 fandom #dasein #sal art #finally did a full-body piece of his post-canon fit for his and aedan's verse! #in their canon things go a bit differently at the end of novus #which means wallaru doesnt happen #so for a while dasein just kept his Pajamas Form (the blue smokey one) #but i decided that was more of an interim look than anything else and he needed something a little more permanent #and made this one! #right side crystal-esque pattern of his outfit is mostly based on the aeon armor #as is the blobby bits on his sleeves (which move!) and his rings (which mimic the gems on the hands on the back of the robes) #(since as far as im concerned he created the aeon gear and the hands are meant to be him literally 'having our back' so theyre His hands) #left side is based on both his canon post-wallaru fit as well as the gmod missing texture pattern #its a little too small to see but he has a collar chain that's got little eyes as the pins :] #he keeps the blue-grey color but gets his wings back and also isn't constantly shifting anymore #and he also keeps the old one's converse those are a permanent fixture-- #the little eye fellas are like scouts/messengers and let him keep track of multiple parts of novus at once #without getting too overwhelmed #sighhh i could talk about this guy forever #one day i'll actually finish his and aedan's fic

[crunchsoup]

Screenshot redraw WIP!!

I need to stop starting Scout WIPs, I have too many..

#i love drawing him sm #heavys figure is mostly traced tho cuz i havent drawn him before #tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 fanart #team fortress fanart #tf2 scout #scout tf2

[skeletalheartattack]

#for context. a few weeks back i was playing on a fast respawn 2fort server #mostly because i just wanted to just. hang out somewhere without any real serious gameplay happening #that said. for the first few hours i was playing on there. was mostly playing gunslinger engineer and detonator pyro #and we had a good push up into their base but were stuck just at the entrance. with a heavy hold from the enemy team #but after a while. i just kinda got bored and wanted to just fuck about with the taunts and loadouts i had #first thing i did was play pyro and do the cheers taunt before getting on my bike and swerving a bunch as i drove #but i dont think anyone could tell thats what i was doing #so after a bit i just changed to scout. and started just riding my skateboard #(i also did the drinking and riding bit a few times but i eventually just ended up skateboarding around) #(one bit being me on the top of the bridge. doing the cheers taunt. getting on my board. and then skating off the bridge and killbinding) #so at some point. i kept getting stuck in place for some reason. like speficially on bumpy ground or... in the air #and the moment i got stuck in the air (for 30+ seconds mind you) i was just like ''my quantum board technique'' #and from there. i just acted as if i was playing the newest Pro Skater game #saying stuff like ''i have to do manual ollie combo for 150000000 points'' #or like ''i have to find grindrails on this level'' #eventually found my way into the sewers and said something like ''IVE FOUND THE HALF PIPES'' #before saying like ''man they really screwed up the physics since the last game'' #a soldier on the other team was trying to find me the whole time saying ''wheres tony hawk'' #specifically because he had a tony hawk avatar. and i only realized after he said something about it #anyway. after all that i skateboarded into a minisentry and died #and my last message was supposed to be ''my combo has ended'' but i ended up typing 'bombo' #and it made me laugh SO hard i couldnt backspace. and added on with ''my sweet bombo'' #and then i left because i had nothing more to do there. my bombo had ended and i had to move on.