#molemen

[preservationofnormalcy]

(Pictured above - a map showing the current segmentation of the Burroughs, the People Below's sections of political territory, with annotations showing the leaders of each. Which Burrough do YOU reside over?)

Public Information File 55661: The Molemen/The People Below.

The Office provides this information to the extranormal public in order to educate about our neighbors Below. Let's learn about the Molemen - together!

The Molemen first appeared on the Office's radar in 1965, when one Thaddeus Marsh, an expert in soon-to-be illegal genetic engineering and anatomy manipulation, began to talk to colleagues in the extranormal sciences community about retreating underground. Fearing nuclear annihilation in the Cold War, many of his associates agreed with him.

Using currently-classified anomalous technology, they created a series of self-replicating bunkers deep underground, starting with small rooms that expanded into massive complexes that gradually connected via long tunnels. Railroad systems were established in these tunnels, and by 1971, enough work had been done that Thaddeus Marsh felt confident moving people underground.

The work was quick, but the other scientists, hired workers, and civilians drawn by the promise of safety had not expected Marsh's mental deterioration. All of the personnel who moved underground were trapped and subjected to extranormal genetic and anatomic manipulation to "better adapt" them, in Marsh's belief, to a life underground.

From 1971 to 74, Marsh, now known as the Underking Murmur, ruled with an iron fist. His territory expanded under the lower 48 states, and parts of Canada and Mexico. His madness seemed to grow with his power, kidnapping cavers, miners, and other surface-dwellers to induct them into his army. Developing unimaginably vast factories, he created digging machines capable of moving anomalous amounts of dirt. By 1974, his plan to invade the surface world with these machines became widely known among the People Below.

The organizing body responsible for the incredibly complex logistics of moving so much earth, the Miner's Union, fomented a revolution in the Underground in mid-74. After three months of vicious fighting, the loyalty of the Underking's minions was tested and found wanting. Underking Murmur was deposed, and in its place the Union members created a council. The Underking's territory "balkanized" into 12 loosely-allied "Burroughs" that the Office recognizes as the political authority of the People Below.

With recent diplomatic efforts, the Office for the Preservation of Normalcy has welcomed the People Below to the surface under our Legal Extranormal Persons program.

#office for the preservation of normalcy #documents #maps #molemen #urban fantasy #microfiction #wizardposting

[peoplegettingreallymadatghosts]

yet another reason to keep your cat indoors

#cars coyotes molemen where does it end #cats #outdoor cats #animals #cw animal death #encounter story #paranormal #cryptid #cryptozoology

[wolfylch]

Later :

Some shots of a scene from our AU that will live rent free in my brain forever ✨️

#augh seriously i was so in awe and baffled by Left Suit's charm and ability to sweettalk his way with Bulldozer #I'm sure both me and Bulldozer felt like Goofy getting kissed by the mailman #Left Suit kissed Bulldozer to retrieve a missing piece of his soul essence that had been placed within him during his creation #Left Suit had started off their greeting by explaining he was the Major Player's Hollywood ; this immediately caught Bulldozer's attention #and he treated him with respect right off the bat as Dave is an important individual #Left Suit had asked for Bulldozer to let go of Spruce and Alton [they were trying to stop Bulldozer from going back to the conglomerate as #they knew he was gonna get some people killed for what they'd done to him]. Bulldozer was also fighting off Rocketeers during this #anyways ; Left Suit asked the Rocketeer to back off politely and they did albeit with hesitation and took Spruce and Alton out of the crater #with them. Left Suit then asked Bulldozer if he'd be interested in dancing while they talked and he said sure #Lord ; Left Suit was good at keeping the situation calm despite Bulldozer's flared up temper atm #he was quick to deescalate any worries big man seemed to have ; he even offered him an office space and ideas to turn the expansion around #Bulldozer was hesitant and stubborn at first but ultimately was talked into a compromise that he'd get an office in the Sellbot factory #and the ability to speak with maintenance crew and molemen to see who he'd want hired in the expansion #however ; good for Chip Spruce and Alton ; Bulldozer didn't want anyone from the previous crew to return on the project #he'd rather have all skelecogs #sorry for the rambling lol! i hope this is enough context ^^ feel free to ask about anything #ttcc #toontown corporate clash #toontown: corporate clash #toontown #au #ttcc au #Bulldozer #Left Suit #mr. hollywood

[thefailurecult]

#curse of the molemen #charles burns

[imagionary]

(AU, as is most the ttcc art I post)

Into the wilderness once again; the meaning of the word 'defunct' unearthed

Robotic gore under cut

#Misty managed to escape Cogs.Inc again while the office district was shut down for power maintenance #(due to a murder underneath the cashbot traintracks; a toon had thrown a cog into the electrical line and blew out the conglomerate's power) #Misty managed to escape the second through the second tunnel again using Spruce's code 141477953 #she got to the middle of nowhere in the woods with Prester's help... fire teleportation #but that's our secret #he gave her the most powerful magic weapon of all so she could defend herself and left her to go out on her own #Misty is terrified out in the woods right now #she misses Chip and Mary and she regrets going alone #but she found out William was working as the molemen manager underneath Cogs.Inc and she needed to leave #her memories of herself and loneliness haunt her but Evils knows more about her inner turmoil methinks #she's currently in Spruce and Chip's old cabin with Spruce and Alton #she got a toon portal from a cat toon who recognized Spruce from a picture they had seen in an abandoned cabin #the cabin is dirty and weather damaged and graffitied by toons and a tree is growing in Spruce's room #but something about it feels quiet and serene but also so lonely #so many pictures broken on the floor of Spruce and Chip #and Chip's old room has scenery paintings in it that match the style of the one he has in his house at Cogs.Inc #Misty pieced together that he must have painted them #lots of old things around #and a trunk in the attic that has some personal things of Spruce's... but that's to be lore dumped another day #imagionary rambles #ttcc #misty monsoon #rainmaker #spruce campbell #treekiller #alton s crow #land acquisition architect #horror #chip revvington #chainsaw consultant

[texasthrillbilly]

#star wars #the mandalorian #gorian shard #saul of the molemen #adult swim #creatures

[fawnnbinary]

Name; miles

Nickname: sunshine, Mimi, bestoe

Age: 22

Gender: spicy

Sexuality: pansexual

Nationality: ohio

Relationship status: single

Likes: spinky, art, destiny, bluey, rocks, fetch quests

Dislikes: feet, discourse, donuce simulator, rice

Random fact: frequently afraid there's molemen

Protected by The Lady

you are insufferable and I love you so fucking much

#miles.ask #from bumblebee #you are the best qualified person here to give random facts about me and here you are bringing up the molemen #I adore you #speaking of The Lady she was gone for a while (or I just didn't notice her) but she came back with the cold weather

[ivys-garden]

So far the Secret Life teams are:

- a pair of furries

- a remarried couple

- cottagecore abba

- molemen

- an mlm mlm

- a lone pumpkin fairy Detective

- a crazy hotel manager/prison guard

- the world's worse orchard runner

- the most rootin' tootin' mayor in the wild West

#life series #secret life #geminitay #inthelittlewood #solidaritygaming #ethoslab #zombiecleo #impulsesv #scott smajor #mumbo jumbo #pearlescentmoon #bdubbleo100 #smallishbeans #tangotek #skizzleman #ldshadowlady #bigbstatz #grian #gooodtimeswithscar

[flashfuckingflesh]

To EVIL, Death is Only the Beginning. "Girl With a Straight Razor" reviewed! (Darkside Releasing / Blu-ray)

To EVIL, Death is Only the Beginning. “Girl With a Straight Razor” reviewed! (Darkside Releasing / Blu-ray)

“Girl With A Straight Razor” available on Blu-ray and DVD at Amazon.com! A placid woman waits in her modern chic apartment until dark. She ritualistically dresses elegantly and exits her apartment building wearing sunglasses, a bright red coat, and an unsheathed straight razor. As she wanders the streets, she locates a target, another woman, and stalks her with a bloody thirst in her eyes. When…

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#2021 #Ali Chappell #blu-ray #Bruce Hickey #Canadian #Chris Alexander #Darkside Releasing #death #Female Werewolf #gialli #giallo #Girl with a straight Razor #horror #Molemen Entertainment #MVD #MVDVisual #Night Chills #slice throat #Thea Munster #thriller #Trailer #Vince D&039;Amato

[bornulhuu]

Races residing in an underground world, all under thr tyrany of Gomnolho.

Insectoids remain in a valley Shummur. Vibrant place with strange plants and soil. They hail from some other world and change color and texture of their carapace.

Reptilic molemen are an intelligent species that evolved on this Earth long ago. It is difficult to say wether their ancestors were reptiles or mammals or something else entirely.

Tubular spawn are a mystery to all. They dwell in moist darkness, reproducing via spores.

#monster design #creature design #cosmic horror #underground #fictional species

[preservationofnormalcy]

A friend of mine found a really big hole in his backyard, allegedly. He says that he can't take photos of it because his phone immediately dies if he tries, and he doesn't have an actual camera to see if that would work instead. From what he said, it appeared overnight, is roughly 20 ft or so wide, and has strange sounds coming from it. He's thrown a few things down it, and he hasn't heard them hit the bottom. Any idea what it might be?

Ah, another Mel situation. We saw one of these in the late 90's - pretty rare to see a truly bottomless pit, so typically we can send some people out to do both mundane and esoteric measurements.

My big advice is to keep both people and animals away. On the off chance that something made the hole, we don't want it being bated out. Don't listen to the voices, you'll probably hear voices. They'll tell you it's so beautiful in the Hole, how much fun it is in the Hole. They are lying. There is no beauty or fun in the Hole.

The other possibility is that this is something from the mole people. The People Below have been, since our recent diplomatic efforts, very good about not breaching visibly to the surface. However, the mole people are kind of a...commune? I'm not sure what the proper term is for their form of government, but the People Below operate in discrete coalitions of regional "boroughs" that cooperate at their discretion - we've gotten them all mostly on board but there's always a chance that a borough isn't playing along.

#office for the preservation of normalcy #ask #advice #molemen

[excitementshewrote]

Which ancillary suffers the most? Hans Moleman or Milhouse?

I'd say Hans Moleman but I find the theory of multiple Molemen plausible. For that reason I'd give it to Milhouse

[theminecraftbee]

grian, with the most possible offense: you group of molemen!

#double life spoilers #very serious drama server right here. yep.

[thefailurecult]

#curse of the molemen #charles burns #kitchen sink

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

gotta say Samuel nicknaming the men of letters molemen and then getting annoyed no one gets why it's funny is peak Dean behavior

#samuel campbell #dean winchester #supernatural #spn #spnwin #molly mumbles

[agentgrange]

True Rules for Life by Brace Belden and Liz Franczak

Below is a nonexhaustive list of certified life tips offered by Brace Belden and Liz Franczak from the investigative comedy podcast TrueAnon. While generally good advice to live by, I highly recommend the following for any Delta Green agents in the field:

Don't smoke marijuana out of a pen, smoke it out of a pipe or bong. Don't do drugs in concentrate.

If you're pushing through a land reform program of any kind on behalf of the peasantry, push it through very quickly without telling anyone first.

The coalition always fractures.

Always get the Interior Minister position. Do not let anyone else in the coalition get the Interior Minister position. If they do, have a random person assassinate them first before they assassinate you.

Never ride in a helicopter. (Unless you're a door gunner, or getting MEDEVACed.)

A large plane is always safer than a small plane.

Always watch your ratio of officers to enlisted, you don't want too many or too few.

Don't talk about the coup in public, do it day one or just shut the fuck up about it until you do.

If you sentence a guy to death, kill him the next day.

If you fly, don't all fly together.

Never, ever, give up your nukes. If you don't have any, BUILD THEM. If you absolutely have to get rid of them, always keep ONE hid in reserve.

Treaties are fake. NO ONE is maintaining your territorial integrity for you.

Never release political prisoners to placate protestors.

Never let the opposition delay elections.

When someone you know gets really into German runes (or really any kind of runes at all) get them out of your life.

Never trust a South American with a German name. Be careful around any with Italian surnames.

Never move anywhere for a religion, especially South America.

If your affinity group starts any sort of compound, don't move in. Be the guy that works and lives outside the compound. Better yet, become their lawyer or some other type of public facing middleman.

Never go into sewers unless you're a sewer guy. (Molemen, professionals, etc.)

If someone is trying to talk you into committing a crime, assume they're in the FBI.

Never become an FBI informant, they will never let you go. If you do become an informant, record EVERYTHING Nixon style.

Never relinquish your arms-- if you're going to get patted down, hide your first weapon as a decoy weapon. Act like they found your hidden weapon and let them take it, but keep a secondary weapon in an even more elaborately concealed area. If you can, bring a third even smaller even more well hidden weapon in case they find the secondary weapon.

Aim for the eye at point blank. It doesn't matter how small the caliber is, if you shoot someone in the eye they're cooked.

Always get it in writing. Duplicate that writing.

If you keep gambling, you'll eventually win. The long arc of the universe favors the gambler, the house just thinks it can outlast you.

Never talk to cops without a lawyer. You think you know this one, everyone thinks they know this one, but you're gonna forget. You're gonna want to seem helpful or honest and they'll try to sound friendly. It doesn't matter if they're nice to you, they already think you're guilty. That's why you're being arrested or interrogated dumbass.

Pay taxes on crime money. They don't get you for the crime, they always get you for the taxes. Get an accountant.

Never deal with an "explosives expert." If they know what they're doing, they're probably an informant. If they don't, they'll get you all killed. If they know a very specific, seemingly perfect spot to place the C4 they're *definitely* with the FBI.

Always duck if you're getting shot at. Then, shoot the other guy. If you don't have a gun... then you haven't followed the other rules, have you? As a last resort, wait for them to run out of bullets then roll away.

Distractions work, and they're a really good move. Learn the art of distraction. Example-- take your jacket off, throw it over their head, and fucking punch. Or bend down to tie your shoe, then throw pocket sand.

Never let a woman see you play videogames.

Never talk to journalists, they're just like cops. There's no such thing as "off the record."

Don't fuck your roommate.

Always pay your guys on time. Don't try telling them you can pay them later, the moment you admit you don't have the money they're no longer your guys.

Keep your dollars in money.

Don't give up your passport. Take the other guy's passport.

Everybody snitches. Not *us*, I'll never snitch. And I know you're not going to snitch. But you have to treat it like everyone else that you ever did anything with is snitching.

If a guy with an analog camera wants to take your picture, they're trying to have sex with you.

Whenever the FBI foils anything, assume it's fake.

Always shoot first. If you find yourself thinking "am I gonna need to shoot this guy" you probably do, and if you have to shoot someone just do it immediately. Ideally when they aren't looking. Honor is fake.

Under the waste isn't attempted murder. If you shoot someone under the waste, it's legally a warning shot.

Never warn anyone just attack.

Always keep it loaded.

Always keep cool, baby.

#delta green #call of cthulhu #field notes #trueanon #brace belden #liz franczak